INTP: *Bursts through the doors and make a B-line towards ENTP*
ENTP: INTP! You’re approaching me?
INTP: I have to vent to you about something.
ENTP: Oh no.
INTP: *Long gasp*
INTP: my trigonometry teacher is really interesting and i wanted to see if i was right about her personality type so i asked her if she’d heard of mbti and she said she did and asked me what my type was if i wanted to share and i said i was an intp and i asked her what she was and she said that those didn’t care to reveal that informaTION AND I’M SO MAD.
INTP: *Is seething*
INTP: And I know this is really misleading because I still have a huge smile on my face but believe me I will reign terror if literally anything nudges me any further I swear to you.
ENTP: I’ve never seen you this way, oh my god.
ENTP: I’ve seen you get pissy and beg for attention because you’re sick or something, but this is like… anger. Like, INTP, I did not know you were capable of anger.
ENTP: I’m not sure I’ve ever even seen you not smiling, either. Even when your face is neutral, you still look like you’re grinning, slightly.
INTP: Wait, really? Huh. That’s weird, I never knew that.
INTP: Anyway… that did not go according to my plan, and that made me upset.
ENTP: I know, I was there for your outburst just now.
INTP: I’m pretty sure I know her type anyway, so I guess it’s not a huge deal.
INTP: Anyway… that was really all, I’m pretty okay with things, overall. I’m just going to go… brood over this, now.
ENTP: OH, hey, by the way, I don’t know what you’re doing but, if you want dinner, I can make something for you. INFJ isn’t here, so I really don’t have anyone to bother for the next few days.
INTP: Oh. That sucks, sorry she’s gone. But, no thanks, I’ve got to… uh, I’m… not, interested.
ENTP: WOW. Way to be subtle, INTP.
INTP: That was really blunt oh my god, haha, sorry!
INTP: I’ve just got a lot of stuff to do tonight.
ENTP: Hah, It’s cool. See you around.