Cap: Ah… My first kiss? It’s kind of embarrassing actually.
Tony: If by embarrassing you mean the best moment of your existence, then yeah it was embarrassing.
Cap: Let me tell the story will you? So before the whole… Ice incident, I was saving my first kiss for someone special.
Tony: By that he means someone who would let him kiss them really.
Thor: Brother Tony, allow the Good Captain to be storyteller. I wish to hear this.
Tony: *mutters under breath*
Cap: Anyway, I was fully intending on giving that kiss to a certain someone, but I was waiting for the right moment. But because of the whole ice thing, that moment never really came. So a while back, me and Tony were sitting around drinking, chatting, the usual. Somehow the topic of firsts came up? And simply put, I was thrown under the bus and made to admit I had never had my first kiss.
Tony: Can you believe that! He was a kissing virgin! And he was totally embarrassed about it too!
Nat: Maybe if you didn’t call him a kissing virgin he wouldn’t be so embarrassed, Stark.
Thor: Continue with the story telling!
Cap: So we were on the topic of my lack of a first kiss, and Tony said something along the lines of “Well you can’t stay unkissed,” and… Well…?
Nat: *smacks Tony on the back of the head*
Tony: What?!! I couldn’t leave him a kissing virgin!
Nat: So you had to go and educate him didn’t you? God, of course it was you, why wouldn’t it be?
Tony: What’s that supposed to mean!
Nat: We’ve all seen you two making googly eyes at each other, it was bound to happen eventually.
Cap: *flustered blubbering* I- well I mean-
Tony: So to finish off the story *meaningful glare in Nat’s direction*, some passionate kissing ensued, and I totally blew Steve off his feet. Like, literally he could no longer stand up.
Cap: And.. I guess that’s the story of my first kiss.
I've been wondering for some time: What is the "Observable Queueniverse" thing about? I mean, I know it refers to things in reality in general, but where did you get it from? (Secondly, I apologize if I've seemed irritable, snippy, or thoughtless, in anything you've seen of me, recently. I've been stressing out over lack of sleep and the coming of Graduation, which seems too soon. )
It’s a queue pun. Xkit and various other extensions have a function which allows you to automatically tag queued post with the tags of your choice. Most people choose a pun with the word queue.
My pun is on the Observable Universe, which is a concept in astrophysics.
Due to the fact that the speed of light is finite, and the universe is finite in the past, there’s only been so many years in which light could travel. This means that there’s only so far we can see of the universe. Galaxies that are too far cannot be observed because their light has yet to reach Earth. The Observable Universe is a sphere around the Earth of all the objects that light from them has made it to Earth where we can observe them.
If you’d like to understand why I call Cersei “Carol” or what “hot potato” is, check out this Book Snob Glossary with theculturalvacuum. I recommend following her because she’s my intellectual twin, and because it might explain some of our weirder back-and-forths.
Overall my hope is to allow us to keep our sanity during this season of Game of Thrones. This means a lot of biting critiques and snark.
Straggle, I've been in the fandom for nearly 8 months now and written more fic for Rumbelle than I have for anyone else. I'm not a newcomer by any means. (I'm working on a prompt from you for goodness sake.) I've been here a while, but since I never introduced myself in the tag, (I created a Tumblr because of the Rumbelle community, but had no idea how to use it.) I was never Thinged. Would you please give me the honor of allowing me this milestone?
Let it not be said I even denied anyone The Thing:
WELCOME TO RUMBELLE, YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD. I SEE YOU THERE, SO YOUNG, SO FRESH, SO WOOBIE. LET ME SLOWLY CLASP YOU TO MY BOSOM IN A MOTHERLY WAY.
HERE’S AN ARTIST’S RENDITION OF WHAT HAS BEFALLEN YOU, COURTESY OF VALOSCOPE:
NOW YOU STUMBLE AROUND, A LITTLE LOST RUMBELLE CHICK NEEDING LOVE AND GUIDANCE, TREMBLING WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND BOTTLED-UP FEELS. NEVER FEAR, FOR WE’LL TAKE YOU IN, SINCE YOU HAVE BECOME
ONE OF US.
WE HAVE TEA, FOR YOUR SHATTERED FEELS. WE KNOW IT HURTS, WE’VE ALL BEEN THERE. MOST OF USE JUST DUMP A LOT OF VODKA INTO THAT TEA. IT’D BE EASIER TO JUST DUMP A TEA BAG INTO A BOTTLE OF SMIRNOFF, TO BE HONEST.
HERE, DEARIE, ARE SOME GIFS I BRING FORTH TO YOU SO YOU CAN BLOG ABOUT YOUR FEELS, AND HOW RUMBELLE RUINED YOUR LIFE AND YOU LOVE IT. TAKE THEM, DON’T BE SHY. YOU WILL NEED THEM, YOUNG PADAWAN. THEY WILL BECOME YOUR NEW LANGUAGE. BE WARNED, LITTLE ONE, FOR THEY ARE OF A SPOILERY NATURE THAT MIGHT HURT YOUR WEE EYES. THEY’RE ALSO AWESOME, SO YOU SHOULDN’T STARE AT THEM DIRECTLY.
LIKE AN ECLIPSE.
OR RUMPLE’S LEATHER PANTS.
AND SINCE THIS IS A PRETTY COMPLEX FANDOM I DIRECT YOU TO A WELCOME PAGE SO YOU CAN GATHER YOUR BEARINGS AND EXPLORE MORE OF THIS MAGICAL LAND OF CHIPPED CUPS AND SEXY SCALY MEN. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS THERE YOU’LL FIND ANSWERS. IF NOT YOU CAN ALWAYS SEEK THERUMBELLE TAG, AND POST QUESTIONS THERE. RUMBELLERS ARE ALWAYS THERE TO ANSWER.
ALWAYS. RUMBELLERS DON’T SLEEP.
IF YOU FEEL THE NEED FOR SOME LOVELY VISUAL REPRESENTATIONS OF THE UTTER PERFECTION THAT IS THIS SHIP I DIRECT YOU TO THE RUMBELLE ARTTAG, WHERE MANY TALENTED PEOPLE POST TALENTED THINGS THAT PRODUCE BOTH AWE AND ENVY.
AND LAST, AND THIS IS WHAT I’M KNOWN FOR…
NO, NOT LIKE OTHER FANDOMS. NOT SOME PORN. NOT ANY PORN. WE HAVEALL THE PORN.
ALL OF IT.
FOOD SEX, PEGGING, BONDAGE, S&M (BUT THE REAL TYPE, NO INNER GODDESSES, ALL KINKY FUCKERY), CANE PORN, PRIEST PORN, CANNIBAL PORN, SHADOW!SEX, DADDY!DOM, DOM/SUB, BLOODPLAY, MIRROR-SEX, PREGNANCY KINKS, POWER-SEX, INTERSPECIES SEX, LACTATION PORN, MAGICAL SEX AND MANY MORE.
A PAIN KINK IS MANDATORY IN THIS FANDOM SINCE IT ALL HURTS SO GOOD.
I DIRECT YOU NOW TO MY FANFIC REC LIST, WHERE YOU SHALL FIND MANY TREASURES. I ALSO GIVE YOU A REC LIST OF REC LISTS (A LIST-CEPTION, SO TO SPEAK). YOU CAN ALWAYS GO TO THE RUMBELLE FIC TAG IF YOU FEEL YOU NEED MORE RUMBELLE PORN FICS IN YOUR LIFE. AND YOU WILL. AND IF YOU WANNA HIT THE MOTHERLOAD OF RUMBELLE FANFICTION CHECK OUT THERUMBELLE LIBRARY, RIPE WITH DECADENT FICS FOR YOUR PERUSAL.
IN THIS FANDOM WE LIKE TO CELEBRATE WITH FIC, COPE WITH FIC AND START MASSIVE FIC WARS SO THERE ARE SEVERAL YEAR-ROUND EVENTS DESTINED TO BRING FORTH MORE RUMBELLE SEXYTIMES MOMENTS: THE RUMBELLE SECRET SANTA (ORGANIZED THREE YEARS IN A ROW AND TOTALLING AROUND 350 FICS),FLOOFAPALOOZA (FOR WHEN YOU NEED TO GO ‘AWWW’ DESPERATELY), 50 FIRST HAMBURGER DATES (YES, WE GOT IT BAD) AND THERUMBELLE SHOWDOWN. IT ALL CULMINATES WITH THE T.E.A. AWARDS, WHERE WE MOSTLY CONGRATULATE THE WRITERS ON ALL THE SEX, FLUFF AND TEARS (GREAT PLACE FOR NEWBIES TO ALSO SEEK FIC RECS!).
MIND THE SPOILERS, DEARIE.
BUT IF YOU’RE ALL CAUGHT UP YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK THIS TUMBLR WHICH WILL HOLD PRECIOUS TREASURES SO YOU CAN SURVIVE THE SUMMER HIATUS WITH MOST OF YOUR SANITY INTACT.
WE AIM FOR REALISTIC GOALS HERE.
IF YOU HAVEN’T YET DELETED YOUR TUMBLR ACCOUNT AND MOVED TO A COUNTRY WITHOUT INTERNET CONNECTION THEN CONGRATULATIONS, YOU INDEED HAVE THE MAKINGS OF A GREAT RUMBELLER. AND YOU’RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE.
This does not mean I’m condemning/approving all said about this, BUT
I’d also like y'all to remember this. I don’t know about the US, but the UK, pit tickets are £250ish EACH, which is honestly the most expensive ticket I have ever come across. (I’m not saying they’re not worth it, I’m just stating fact). So I do totally get why people are a bit disappointed about the space between the pit and the stage. People are allowed to feel disgruntled about this, at that price, considering the Red Tour pit was literally IN the stage.
HOWEVER. I also think pit people need to remember that there are people who can’t go to any shows at all… So, remember how lucky you are, lovelies.
Seeing as audreyfuckingfabray added an amendment to your punishment a day after being warned about being demoted, you’re officially a low slave. I am stripping you of your belongings and the next two weeks, you will be a servant slave. That means that you are allowed to be ordered by anyone in this school (slaves included) and if you refuse (in addition to their punishments), all three of your brothers will join you. Servant slaves typically are feed three meals and room in the dungeons. You will have to ask for any meals or drink you receive from Masters only. All meal/drink requests will have to be proven to me and my permission granted. Anyone caught feeding servant slaves will have an automatic rank demotion. Your rooming arrangements will be the mercy of your peers. If no one offers you a place to stay, you’ll sleep in the hallways.
Miss. Fabray, your second punishment was approved.
First, domderson, being an idiot is not a valid reason to punish someone. Secondly, I am in control of rather someone gets into another class or not. Unfortunately, I agree with him about you Charlotte. I was looking at you to move out of low, because your immaculate grades, but this behavior is unacceptable. What he asked of you wasn’t against any rules and a smarter choice would have been to do what he wanted.
I was hoping the last punishment I gave would have helped with this misbehaving aspect but since it didn’t and you still refused to show up to the dinner. I hope whatever you did was fun. You won’t be punished. In fact, you’re being moved to Elite Mistress status for the next week. Both of your sisters will be put on a servant slave level. You’re not allowed to feed or room them. Inform both of them of their punishment and the details, Miss. Fabray. You are required to order both of them every day to do something for you. Every day you do not, they will be spanked with a belt 20 times and you will administer it yourself. Each refusal on your behalf will result in an extension of their time of servant slavery.
I am so busted up over your tags for the pic of Sid & G hugging at Worlds, like ohmygoodness I cannot handle the additional angst of G losing that bet *sobs*
IT’S OKAY THOUGH DON’T WORRY because I mean, obviously Sidney sees how hard Geno’s taking it, and it’s a wake-up call for him. He can’t be the reason that Geno is sad, okay, he won’t allow it. Geno should be happy all the time. Sidney should be making him happy all the time. Nothing feels like it matters as much as seeing Geno’s smile, the one that lights up his entire face. Sidney basically always wants to see it, never wants to have to go long stretches of time without it, and … oh.
I was tagged by my babe buttonsoo to do the “ten-people-i-would-like-to-know-better” tag! Alrighty let’s go ♡
nickname: umm i have quite a lot. My brother often calls me Kip or Pipkip (kip means chicken in dutch lmao) but he is actually the only one who’s allowed to call me that. Other people usually just say Pippie because yea. u can’t really shorten my name or anything. there aren’t a lot of options hehe. one friend of mine calls me kpip sometimes because.. i listen to kpop.. damn you, Pien.
star sign: Pisces
height: 154cm (that’s 5′1″ i think)
time / date: 9 may 2015, 12:06 pm
average amount of sleep: not much. like 6 hours is a lot for me. it takes me quite some time to fall asleep, and i usually get up pretty early so i think the average is around 5 hours?
lucky number: 2, 4, 6, 8, 9
last thing I googled: jt heerhugowaard (a cinema somewhere in my area. im going to see age of ultron today yaaaay)
first word to come to mind: sock. im wearing really weird socks rn.
number of blankets you normally sleep with: 1. how do you sleep with more than one blanket? how does that work??
favorite fictional character: mm pretty much all the Starks (Game of Thrones) and Margaery Tyrell, Tyrion Lannister and Brienne of Tarth (also Game of Thrones) I can’t pick just one. Pippin from Lord of the Rings. uh yeah there’s probably more but oh well
favorite famous person: Matthew Bellamy (Muse). He actually fucking breathes music and he exudes talent and showmanship but he is also is a huge gigantic fucking dork and one of my role models when it comes to music (i’ll never be as good as him tho but i look up to him). Dom and Chris are babes too but considering Matt plays the guitar and the guitar is the only instrument i play yet i consider him a role model. I also fucking love Hayley Williams and Gerard Way, because they use their fame to tell young kids that they’re fine the way they are and i just want them to adopt me or smth.
favorite books: Harry Potter shaped me as a person haha I’ve read a lot of great books but Harry Potter books are my fav because they bring back good memories and I used to read them to forget about my troubles when i was a bit older.
favorite music: mostly rock and alternative kinda stuff. My all time favourite band is Muse, and i don’t think you can really assign them to one genre because, well, it’s Muse. I also really like bands like Paramore, Green Day, All Time Low, AFI, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco (and so much more). I love classical music as well, but don’t listen to it as much.
movie last seen in theaters: i saw a dutch movie on christmas hahaha BUT im going TO SEE AGE OF ULTRON TODAY IM SO EXCITED
dream holiday: mmm i would like to go to Finland or Norway or smth in the winter.. i really like snow and stuff. I’d like to go back to Canada again, i really love it there and i have family over there so it’s great. Maybe, one day, I’d like to visit Curacao again (i used to live there), but im afraid it has changed too much for me to enjoy it to the fullest I would also love to visit some countries in Asia (especially north east asia)
dream job: something involving people or music.. i would love to become a musician but it’s just not that realistic, so maybe a psychologist or idk i also would love a job that involves traveling so yeah.. idk.
what i’m wearing right now: im still in my pajama’s ;o i worked out earlier and i just got out of the shower and i don’t know what to wear so i’ll change in a couple of minutes haha (i feel awful i never wear pajamas past 10 am or smth but yea)
Wow, I really wish there was an in between category, here. Not quite OTP for me, but definitely not a BROTP. Have you see how those weirdos look at each other (or rather, how Jongin looks at Kyungsoo, and Kyungsoo kindly allows it)? Ultimately, though, I have quite a bit of trouble with this ship because of the people who ship it. It’s always Kaisoo shippers up in the Chansoo tag, hating on other people’s ships, and sometimes I see Kaisoo captions/posts/tags that are unbelievably overboard (i.e. ‘he looked at him! I mean, sure he was talking, so naturally you look at the people who are talking, BUT OTP MOMENT OMG’). I used to ship this a lot more than I do now simply for that reason.
okay i read a post a while ago on the neotag about the rules of having side accounts and it said that they’re fine as long as you’re not making extra neopoints, but i’m kinda confused about that. does that mean i’m not allowed to earn neopoints on a side account at all? or is it okay as long as i’m not transferring them to my main or other side accounts?
Not that I don't agree with the "I don't ship it but ___" comments tacked onto the picture but what do you care about what's in the tags? What they put in their tags are their own thoughts which they are allowed to have. And why are you going through people's tags, anyways? If they reblogged it, shouldn't you be happy enough? If they reblogged it, that means they like your art--especially if it's for a nonship of theirs. Honestly, I'd take it more as flattery. No one cares if you don't care.
There’s this handy dandy tool from xkit that allows you to read the tags of the pic. The comments go in tags 9 out of 10 times because unlike art sites- there is no direct comment button unless you follow the OP and they allow responses.
Seeing “I don’t ship but” can be pretty demotivating in MY opinion. But I forgot having an opinion on Tumblr is not allowed because they’ll shit down your throat for it.
I can use cisswap. I like that. Cisswap. I’ll use that in my tags from now on. (And if it helps you, who knows however many it’ll also help)
That would mean a lot.
Because I have nothing against the idea of switching a character’s design to have boobs or vis versa or playing with the idea of ‘always a girl/always a boy’, but to claim that’s an issue of gender is uncomfortable. That’s why I like the term ‘cisswap’ because it’s a specific recognition of the complexities of gender and sexual identity and a way to allow for that sort of thinking while being less transphobic.
I think I’d honestly feel more comfortable if ‘genderbent’ came with the possibility of trans identities, but when you see a piece of art that’s a ‘genderbent’ character, there is never the possibility of that being a trans character who had surgery or hormones to look more femm/masculine.
Until fandom is better about that, I don’t like the idea of ‘genderbent’ really meaning ‘this character is still cis but a different gender’.