i mean i never buy clothes or anything

dex has red hair

i have red hair too, which is pretty awesome. and also horrible, sometimes, because being ginger affects so much more than the just the pigment of your hair. so anyways here are some facts about dex and his hair bc i can relate:

  • he’s so pale
    • he’s so pale
    • even when he kind of manages to get a little darker after a sunburn fades, he’s still paler than everyone else’s normal skin tone
  • he does not tan. ever.
    • yeah sure, he may work on a lobster boat all summer, but buddy, i promise you, he’s not gonna come out of it looking nice and bronze
      • (why do people write fics where he comes back from the summer with a killer tan??? no bro, he probably just looks like a lobster. it sucks)
    • his skin just slowly gets pinker until he has a terrible sunburn, and then sometimes if he’s lucky it will turn out a little tanner when it fades
    • he probably uses at least spf 50, lbr here
      • actually, nah probably higher than that if we’re being honest
      • and he has to apply it like every hour
    • ugh and oh my god, he probably gets splotchy sunburns!!!
      • SPLOTCHY SUNBURNS ARE THE WORST
      • basically you think you’ve put sunscreen everywhere and spread it evenly but NOPE
      • random blotches of your skin will just be bright red while the rest is ridiculously pale and you look like you have some sort of disease-ridden rash
      • it has probably happened on his face and it’s the saddest thing
  • he has freckles for dayssssss (especially after the summer because they come back in full force during that season)
    • freckles everywhere
    • in the most random places
    • some are on his lips and on the back of his knees and his elbows and just very odd places
    • its a never ending cycle of freckles fading while new freckles form
    • he kind of gets a tan through his freckles??? 
      • bc he has so many and as they fade they kind of blotch together and make him look tan, but when you look really close you’re just like, oh, those are just tiny dots bunched together, not the actual pigmentation of your skin
    • he has. SO MANY. freckles on his shoulders
      • if you are of the male specimen, you probably go out shirtless in the summertime, and the sun hits you really hard on your shoulders, and thus, so. many. freckles. there.
      • (this is literally the most prominent place of freckles for redhead boys. please ask my brother and all of my cousins)
  • “does the carpet match the drapes?” ;)
    • why do people ask this
    • he gets this all the time, and it’s not just from people hitting on him
      • PEOPLE JUST GENUINELY WANT TO KNOW FOR SOME REASON???
    • and it’s super awkward
    • especially when they don’t match. bc um. a lot of times they don’t. just so you know.
    • “haha, firecrotch, huh?”
      • will wouldn’t find this funny even if it were accurate
  • back to the sunburn thing, it’s nice in the winter when he doesn’t get fried!! JUST KIDDING BC BLUSHING IS A THING
    • yeah anytime he gets remotely embarrassed or flustered, his face is the color of a tomato okay
    • even if he’s not actually uncomfortable, it still happens
      • “dex, nice shirt, man.” ➝ red face
      • “dude, nice assist!”➝ red face
      • *accidentally bumps into someone* ➝ red face
    • anytime nursey says anything ever, his face is red. i promise you this. i know this to be true
  • HE NEVER WEARS RED
    • or pink or orange, for that matter
    • (but i mean he goes to samwell so the red thing is kind of hard)
    • he unintentionally gravitates towards green and blue clothing bc his mom probably accidentally instilled in him that they compliment his hair as a child
      • this is so real. this is the realest, most relatable thing
    • going to samwell was probably super weird bc he had to start buying spirit wear and stuff and when he did, he realized he didn’t own any other red clothing
  • people always make irish jokes or assume he is irish, especially around st. patricks day
    • dex has no idea if he is irish
  • people always ask if another redhead they know is related to him
    • no
  • he has heard every “ginger” joke under the sun
    • no one has ever actually bullied him for it
    • but everyone makes the same jokes
    • will basically mouths the words as people say them bc he knows them so well at this point
    • he’s not actually bothered or offended, it’s just like… dude. he’s heard this before. you’re not being original
      • it’s very boring and a little irritating
    • but if he gets annoyed or doesn’t laugh people think he is a bad sport, so!!! he laughs them off even though he’s very disinterested and wants to tell them to maybe get some new material so they can actually say something remotely humorous next time
    • and he totally knows its not a big deal at all, bc some people have to deal with racist or homophobic jokes, and this doesn’t remotely compare. it’s just… very eye-roll inducing.
  • he gets horrible bruises for the stupidest shit, and sometimes just randomly and he’s not sure where they came from, bc ya gotta love that sensitive skin!!
  • oh and back to the ginger jokes thing, someone always makes a comment about that redhead temper!!
    • which is kind of unfortunate, bc dex kind of does have some temper issues
    • those jokes do not make him less angry either
      • (dex, seriously man. just chill for a sec)

wow this got really long and i could go on forever and ever but yeah basically this is the gist of it. also i’m aware some of this can apply to lots of people but anyways hooray for redheads!!

Season 7, Episode 15 - THAT Scene

Well, well, well…

This was a huge episode for the “Spencer has a Twin” theory, because we possibly got a very good look at her, this week.  

As a brief recap of the moment leading up, we have Aria becoming a spy for A.D. (who is now video-chatting her with the weirdest face and voice disguising software ever—looking and sounding like Aria), and she and Ezra getting into an argument over whether he should really be going up to Maine to take care of Nicole or not.  Luckily for us, Ezra went anyway, because as he turns away from the Departures board (where it would appear his flight has been delayed, though admittedly, I didn’t get a great look at specific locations), he spots Spencer in an argument with a shaved-headed man in the café.  

Ezra tries to turn away, because the discussion Spencer is having with the man is clearly heated, but Spencer spots him, and calls out.  As the man turns around, we see none other than Dr. Wren Kingston, who many of us, including myself, have insisted (rightly or wrongly) must be involved in the A-Game.  There is many a loose thread involving Wren since the last time we saw him (in season 4, apparently?  My, how time flies…), including the audience seeing him coloring in a picture of a dark-haired woman in a red coat, and delivering an odd phone call that was never explained, where he told someone he was taking care of his side of things.  

Yes, indeed, Dr. Kingston has lurked in the background, girl- and hospital-hopping in an entirely suspicious manner.  And now we see him back (from Julian Morris’s other acting gigs) again in season 7, ¾ of the way to the end of the season, and the finale of the show.

Alright, so I don’t think that the different watches on different wrists is quite as crucial as I initially did when I heard about it (I’ve been rewatching the show from season 6B, on, and am currently at the start of season 7), but I will say that, having watched Troian Bellisario’s wrists very carefully (way too carefully—I’m going to start forgetting that she has a face), she is never without a watch.  That is to say, she might not wear a watch getting out of the shower, and such, but fully clothed, she is always, always wearing either her analog watch, on her right hand, or her Apple Watch, on her left hand.  In this scene, the Spencer we see is wearing no watch, and specifically asks Ezra not to say anything to anyone about seeing she and Wren at the airport.  Really? I mean, okay, it could just be fodder for the masses, a giant red herring, and if so, it’s well-delivered, because I am buying it hook, line, and sinker.  This is not Spencer.  

I watch this show with my mother, sometimes, and she was watching it tonight.  She finds my “forensic” (as she puts it) analysis of the episodes to try to bolster my theories entertaining, but tonight she said, “You’re right, that is not Spencer.”  The whole scene just cries out for masses of fan theories (which I’m sure will be crashing in within an hour of the episode’s end), because it’s so off-feeling.  Spencer at the airport, right around the same time she’s having issues with Detective Furey, hanging out with Wren (who Melissa said broke up with her a few years prior), apparently in some kind of major argument with him, wearing no watch for the first time since Hanna’s “dream” about Spencer when she was being tortured, and asking Ezra not to tell anyone about seeing her.

Also, this is the exact same night that Spencer is trying to meet with Mary, but gets caught by Furey.  Do we really think she also somehow makes it to the airport to meet with Wren?  

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but this feels like a smoking gun.

BTS get used to your sleeping habits

I’ll give you a special Christmas reaction tomorrow (Saturday the 24th) but since many people don’t celebrate Christmas or just don’t like Christmas much, I’ll have a normal one this Friday night, okay? :*

All gifs belong to their rightful owners=creators (see urls right under the gifs as always~) <3 Please support each other and BTS well! 

@ Yoongi’s ear: Please heal well! @ my fellow ARMYs: Please spend a happy weekend! Al eonni loves all 935 of you :***

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J-Hope

Your habit: Falling asleep close to Hoseok but moving away during the night

Hoseok’s reaction: “______! Do you know that each night, you’re moving to the other side of the bed? Sometimes, I wake up because it feels so empty, and you’ve moved all the way the other side.”

You: “I’m sorry~ I guess I just need the space~”

Hoseok: “[slightly disappointed but not for long] Then can I cuddle you more during the day? I want to be close to you at least once during the day~” 

Originally posted by jiminrolls

Jimin

Your habit: You need a stuffed toy or a pillow or something in your arms to be able to fall asleep quickly 

You: “Omg Jimin, you came all the way to my parents’ home to bring me the kumamon plushie I forgot? Just so I can fall asleep comfortably?”

Jimin: “[insert gif] I want you to sleep well wherever you go~”

Originally posted by jitaeme

Jin

Your habit: You sometimes get up in the middle of the night for a late night snack

You: “Huh? Oppa?  You are awake, too? Did you get hungry, too?”

Jin: “[munching on junk food] There’s nothing better than a late night snack~ [let’s you take a bite from his food~]”

Originally posted by coffeewithbts

Rap Monster

Your habit: You sometimes take off part of your clothes unconsciously when you get too warm (like you take off your shirt or your socks)

You: [noticing that you’re only wearing your panties and bra the next morning, and your T-Shirt is buried somewhere at the end of the bed] Omg, Namjoon! Wake up! Did we? You know…why am I missing my shirt?”

Namjoon: “Oh? Ahh, you didn’t know you do that? You sometimes get rid of your clothes during the night when you sweat. I thought you did that consciously.”

You: “Err…I never took off anything too…”

Namjoon: “[figets with the blanket] Of course not! I mean…how would I know, I’m so pure, I don’t even look at you when you’re sleeping!”

Originally posted by lil-unicorn-yixing

V

Your habit: You tend to steal the blanket that you guys are sharing

You: “[the next morning, after you stole the blanket once again] Tae? What’s up, didn’t you sleep well? You look tired~”

Taehyung: “Let’s go and buy a second blanket today. I woke up several times tonight because I was freezing.”

You: “Oh no! Did I take the blanket again? I’m sorry”

Taehyung: “You don’t have to be sorry. You even look cute when you take the blanket. Let’s just buy another one so I can take it when you take ours~”

Originally posted by janice0chung0

Jungkook

Your habit: You have nightmares often and therefore sleep very uneasily

Jungkook: [wakes up from your tossing and turning and realizes that you’re having a nightmare once again. Honestly, I think that’d torture him so much to see you uncomfortable like this and not being able to do anything about it. Watches you carefully until you quiet down again, talks to the sleeping you, brushes strands of hair out of your face, covers you with the blanket - anything to make you feel a tiny bit better]

Jungkook: “[whispers to the sleeping you] Nuna, if only you knew it was just a dream~ If only you knew Kookie was right next to you~ Come here~ [cuddles up to your side]”

Originally posted by fantasticallyasain

Suga:

Your habit: You tend to move closer and closer to the person you’re sleeping next to until you’re cuddled up to them all cosily

Yoongi: [You can bet Yoongi loves that, provided of course he’s even noticing it and not sleeping like a rock. But even then Yoongi is the kind of person who’d take you into his arms intuitively in a situation like this. Yoongi would also love to wake up and find himself to be the little spoon after you moved closer that night.]

Yoongi: [Doesn’t ever tell you that you unconsciously do it though because he’s scared it might stop then and also he can’t really admit that he likes it so much]

Originally posted by minsecretsoul

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Bonus Jikook gif that I found while researching this and idk god bless:

Originally posted by lizeth-yoshida

I feel so incredibly lucky! It was my birthday on the 14th, and my brother gave me money To send off my blank MSD girl off to AngelToast for a faceup! My husband paid off the entire remaining amount of my layaway and bought some clothes that were on my wishlist for my SD girl on top of going out to a nice dinner. ^_^ If that weren’t enough already, a couple of my husband’s friends were considering buying me some dolls as a gift, even though I never asked for anything or expecting anything of them. I ended up declining since I would feel bad accepting something so expensive from them, but they ended up handing my husband quite a generous amount of money to give to me to spend on whatever I wanted, which I ended up spending on wigs, eyes, and more doll clothes.

I seriously have no idea what I did to deserve any of this and I don’t mean to sound like I’m bragging, but I was just really surprised. My husband and my brother have always been super sweet and supportive and contribute to my hobby financially fairly often, and while my husband’s friends have shown quite some interest in my dolls, I never would have thought that they would volunteer to drop as much money as they have for me, much less care about my birthday at all. I still can’t believe it, but at the same time I’m so grateful that I can’t even put it into words!

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Bros bros bros... I’m so excited!

SOOOO for a while now I have been thinking about dressing up at cons for fun, not just vending. And by dressing up I don’t mean cosplay, but just dressing up all cool. right?

and like, haha well! I wanted to make an outfit based off of my original character, Zalgaroth. Not dress up as him, but dress in a way that is based on the design I gave him. Plus Labradorite is literally my favorite gem stone, so why not make an outfit doing that as well! 

Here’s a picture of him, this is important!

(the chibi is more accurate on his color pallet) 

I got really excited because my friend Sierra said she’s dress up with me, where we both make outfits based on gems that we like. (not SU mind you) And she originally chose Opal and Ruby, and I chose Opalite and Labradorite, but she eventually went with carnelian instead of opal because it was cheaper and easier to find. (That’s right, we are using REAL gems in our outfits! No fake ones here! ((I know I know opalite technically isn’t a real gem. but you know what I mean))) 

So, thinking that my outfit for Labradorite wasn’t going to look really anything like my character Zal because his outfit is not something I’ve seen in real life before, I went on amazon and stuff looking at some victorian wear and LOOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!!


OOOHHHHHHH MY GAAAWWWWDDDD!!!!! THIS IS SOOOO ZAL!!! WHAAATTTT

I was absolutely BAFFLED AT HOW CLOSE THIS IS TO MY CHARACTER! A DESIGN I MADE 3 YEARS AGO! IT’S LIKE SOMEONE SAW MY OLD SKETCHES AND TOOK IT RIGHT OUT OF THE SCREEN!!!!

I mean sure given there’s some little differences but it’s SOO MUCH LIKE HIM! I mean the double collar, the single wing on the bust, the “V” the the middle of the jacket, the way the end part of the tunic thing goes up and then checkers back down. THAT’S NUTS!!!! Like I’ve never seen clothes anything similar to Zal’s design other than maybe the assassins robes from Assassins Creed, and yet here it is, not Assassiny (that’s a word now) and sooo much like Zalgaroth. 

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! 

I HAD to buy it! like I had TO! woth every gosh darn penny >8U OKAY?! I was nervous about how it would fit me, even as an extra small, but once it arrived it pretty much fits me perfectly and I’m SOOO excited to add and sew teal&Blue velvet to it, and attach some of my actual labradorite to this jacket to make it like my character, and to wear it at cons. like AAHHHH I got little 6x6mm labradorite gems to fit inside the buttons and these elf ear cuffs I got and they are wonderful! They look like little droplets of water that flash blue and gold! AAHHH and it’s so fitting because of of his elements is water, (and fire) because he’s an aquatic DRAGON (he’s not a fish 8U) 

Guys I’m literally SOO excited to put this labradorite outfit together you have no idea! I thought it was going to be like a corset or some crap but this jacket literally made my YEAR with how freaking close it is to my character, a design I made literally 3 years ago! I can’t believe I found it! and it fits me! (other than the bust hohohoh I have nothing <XD) And the labradorite I have makes it look SOOO amazing!

As previously mentioned, my Labradorite outfit isn’t going to look exactly like Zal’s but this jacket sure makes it pretty close! :D  (still not sure if I’m going to do any armor.) You guys have no idea how excited I am to wear this thing, and all the love and effort I’m going to put into this outfit!!! :D 

It won’t be finished for Long Beach, but I’ll probably still wear it there! So if anyone is coming to long beach comicon, I’ll be there selling my artwork and I will be wearing this Jacket! :D it’s next month in Feb! :D 

However, I will have both my Labradorite and Opalite outfits done and be wearing them at Phoenix Comicon which I will also be selling my art at! Be sure to find me! :D 

Also here’s a idea sketch of what my Opalite outfit might look like. 

 I’m excited to dress up on my outfit of Opalite too, but I’m especially excited about my labradorite outfit because it’s so similar to my dragon baby <3.


All in all, me and Sierra are going to kick some serious butt with our pretty gemstone outfits at PCC. I can’t wait to continue working on our outfits together it’s gonna be great! XD  

Best Things To Do For Yourself On Your Birthday!

*so I won’t go through a useless intro - the title is exactly what this post is about, so let’s jump right into it!*

P.S. - Do this whenever you’re alone. Why should birthdays be the only special days in the year?

1. Buy yourself a gift (or make one!) - There’s gotta be something that you want but no one else is buying it for you. Maybe it’s something silly, something personal, whatever! Buy it, and yes, wrap it up too. Give it to yourself! Why should others be the one getting you gifts?

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Creepypasta #827: Bath Water

Length: Super long

While I have some scary incidents that happened throughout my younger life, this one has probably stuck with me the most.

I remember when I was a little boy, and my parents used to live in this crummy apartment somewhere in Cleveland, Ohio. I reminisce to the days of the constant smell of mildew and mothballs, as my parents lived in a pigsty of clothes and old trash. They’re not bad people, no, they’re just not the cleanest in the world.

My parents room had one TV, one bed, a near empty dresser, and the rest of the dresser’s clothes scattered on the floor. They had decent jobs: My mom was a clerk at at this big grocery store that had hundreds of people storm in a day, and my dad worked as a valet for this fancy hotel, so he always got good tips.

It’s just that, my family never cared much for buying furniture, or anything that would liven up our home, so we stayed in that pigsty for a year. Wasn’t the greatest of my childhood memories. But, not because of the ugly environment, or the tiny, but effective smell of dirty clothes and a hint of fruity air freshener. I mean, the mixture of those smells made the room smell slightly of rotten fruit. It wasn’t those things at all, in fact, I didn’t even mind the smell that much.

No, it wasn’t any of those. It was the bathroom that terrified me. I remember being at a height where I could just see a tiny spec of my head when I walked past the mirror, and seeing a black shadow sitting in the corner. I was too short to see the full figure, and when I would do a quick jump up to get a glance, it’d be gone. 

On days when my parents were alone in their rooms, and I would be left alone in the other side of the apartment, I’d go to the bathroom to go pee and see that the mirror would be fogged up like someone had just got done taking a shower. Even the heat you feel basking around after the shower was present. But I specifically remember my parents not even using the bathroom that day, as both of them were most likely napping after a long shift. I mean, even if they had used it, they didn’t take showers in the evening.

I always felt like I was being watched, but not by a bad presence. But rather a presence… Of comfort. I never felt scared when I felt this sense overwhelm me, rather I’d just smile and go back to playing with my Tonka truck or whatever I was doing. The reason I’d never feel worried, is because I was just a tyke then, and never took a second chance to think that a sudden change of emotion in a room would be something horrible.

However, I had a feeling that warm presence wasn’t the only one nested in our apartment. Sometimes I’d watch Looney Tunes in my room with my tiny little television, and feel a cold chill go up my spine and I’d feel like something wasn’t right. When this feeling happened, I would usually run to my mom and dad and hang out with them instead, watching game shows and occasionally looking out their open door, nervous. But I never saw anything suspicious.

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Oh...Sehun
  • Lay: awe don't cry Sehun!
  • Sehun: I can't believe he left you know? I just- *cries even more*
  • Kyungsoo: I've never seen Sehun so upset
  • Kai: I know right? :(
  • Chanyeol: cheer up Sehun, shouldn't you be happy that he's healthy and okay now?
  • Baekhyun: yeah what Chanyeol said!
  • Sehun: but I miss him!!
  • Suho: you know what? Name anything and WE'LL buy it for you, ALL of us and when I say ALL I mean ALL.
  • Xiumin: really?
  • Chen: I'm broke m8 wtf
  • Kai: I don't have any money ?? Im only young
  • Sehun: aNYTHING? YOU GUYS WOULD BUY ME ANYTHING??
  • Suho: *smiles while ignoring everyone's protests* of course
  • Sehun: I want bubble tea, clothes and more bubble tea
  • Baekhyun: oh wow I thought you were going to come up with something crazy and say 'I want you guys to kidnap Tao and lock him in my closet!' *laughs*
  • Chanyeol: ha imagine if Sehun already kidnapped Tao and locked him in his closet *also laughs*
  • Rest of the members start laughing
  • Sehun: haha yeah haha *laughs nervously*
  • Tao who's locked in Sehun's closet: *banging on the door and trying to shout but there's a cloth tied around his mouth*
  • Kyungsoo: O.O uh what was that?
  • Xiumin: it sounded like a muffled scream
  • Sehun: haha it's probably just the kids playing outside
  • Chanyeol: there's no kids around-
  • Sehun: *starts sobbing* I JUST MISS HIM SO MUCH!
  • Lay: if only I could heal a broken heart
  • Suho: shh it's okay Sehun, don't cry. We'll buy you Bubble tea and clothes if it makes you happy.
  • Rest of the members: yeah !!
  • Chen: even tho I'm broke
  • Kai: and I'm only young and also broke
  • Xiumin: and I don't want to spend money
  • Sehun: you guys are the best! Group hug!! *hugs everyone as he glances at his closet*

anonymous asked:

Hello! :D I don't know if you are still accepting prompts, but how about maid! Anna having a crush on billionaire! Elsa? Brownie points if Elsa is in a suit! XD

I demand my brownies right now!

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“Elsa!”

“Kristoff! I hadn’t seen you in so long.”

They hugged. Kristoff had insisted on getting the door himself, and so Anna was standing discreetly by the side. When Elsa came into full view, Anna managed to whisper a greeting.

“Hello, miss Elsa.”

“Hello, Anna.”

Anna could never get used to the sight of Elsa. The girl would show up on random days and hours, always impeccable in a black suit and crisp white blouse. The contrast between the sharpness of the suit and the long silver hair she never bothered to style and that flowed all the way past her waist took Anna’s breath away. As she offered to take Elsa’s briefcase and coat, she couldn’t help but stare at the gorgeous angel face, with the bluest eyes she had ever seen and perfectly glossed lips that looked like they’d really just been made to be ki-

“Anna dearest, could you please get us some coffee? Elsa takes hers black as her soul.”

Elsa gasped. “I do not! Kristoff, you goddamn stinker!”

Anna left them to discuss utilities and shares, and went to prepare their coffee. She knew Elsa well enough to remember that, no matter what Kristoff said, the young businesswoman always required a double shot of milk and sugar. And cookies. Always cookies.

When she returned, the conversation had long moved away from the stock market. Kristoff had brought up a far more pressing subject.

“You still haven’t returned my ties.”

“I’ll keep them as long as I like. I’m your older sister.”

“By four minutes.”

“Still older than you.”

“You won’t find that so amusing in a few years.”

“You insult me and still expect me to return your stuff?”

Kristoff grabbed the newest issue of Time magazine and waved it in front of Elsa. “Sis, you make a million an hour. Surely you can afford your own ties.”

Elsa laughed at the sight of her own face on the magazine’s cover. “I like your taste. It’s easier to steal the ones you buy. You too have your millions, buy more.”

“Anna buys them for me. It’s her taste you like.”

“Her taste?” Elsa repeated. Her eyes met Anna’s and she arched an eyebrow. Anna went red as her hair.

“Elsa, you’re making her uncomfortable with your nonsense,” complained Kristoff, exasperated. “And please get your feet off my table, I just varnished it.”

Elsa answered with a shrug. “How long have you been working for my brother, Anna?”

“S-six months.” Don’t look at her eyes, don’t look at her eyes. She’s completely off-limits, you fool!

“Do you like it here? Does Kristoff treat you well?”

“Oh, y-yes. He’s been nothing but kind to me.”

“I’m glad to hear that. From what I’ve heard, to his employees he’s quite the tyrant.”

Kristoff sighed. “I should have been an only child.”

Elsa ignored him and continued talking to the girl.

“Anna, could you please go get me a couple more of Kristoff’s ties?”

Anna pursed her lips, amused but unsure. Kristoff rolled his eyes and gestured for her to go. She returned with three ties in different shades of blue.

“I thought these would go nicely with your eyes. I-I mean, because your eyes are blue, and these are blue, and so…” she trailed off. Shut up! Shut your stupid mouth! She gave Elsa the ties, trying not to focus on how pretty she looked when she smiled sincerely and not to mock someone.

Suddenly, Kristoff interrupted her thoughts. “Anna, I’m lending you to my sister for the weekend.”

Anna almost dropped the cups in her hands. “Excuse me?”

“I have to make a short trip to Washington and I don’t want to leave you here alone. Last time you stayed on your own I came back to a sad crying puppy. No, go with her instead.”

“A trip? You’ve never said anything about a trip. Maybe I could-”

“You’re going, Anna.”

“Yes sir- I mean, Kristoff.”

“That’s better. You’ll keep each other company. Make sure you buy Elsa her own ties and get back all the ones she’s taken from me.”

Elsa smiled. “Don’t worry, Kristoff, I’ll take good care of her. We shall see about her taste.” Anna felt the heat on her cheeks again. “Go get ready, you’re leaving with me right now. Change your clothes, you don’t have to wear uniform in my house.”

The twenty minutes to Elsa’s mansion were the longest in Anna’s life. She sat in the backseat of Elsa’s black Mercedes, tongue-tied and awkward. When they arrived, she followed Elsa around as her boss for the weekend showed her around the house. Anna barely registered anything around her, distracted as she was by the gleam of Elsa’s platinum hair and the clicking of her heels against the marble floor.

“Any questions, Anna?”

“No… I guess I’ll get started now.”

But Elsa stopped her. “There’s no need. I have my own staff. They’ve taken care of everything.”

The redhead stopped, baffled. “You have your people already? Then why did you bring me?”

Elsa smiled, and tucked a strand of hair behind Anna’s ear. “Oh, Anna. Really. Don’t you know why Kristoff sent you here?”                        

“Wasn’t he going on some surprise random trip or something?”

Elsa’s smile grew wider.  She walked towards Anna until the girl was pressed against the wall.

“He’s not going anywhere. At least, he wasn’t until I visited him today. I simply asked him to let me borrow you for a few days.” Elsa’s voice was turning into husky whispers.

“I-it was your idea? Why?”

“Because I couldn’t, couldn’t keep going to Kristoff’s house with any pretext just to look at you. To see your pretty face.”

“To see me? You wanted to see me?”

“Of course, you little fool. It’s all about you. You and your gorgeous hair and your gorgeous eyes and your gorgeous freckles. And don’t think I haven’t noticed the way you look at me when I visit. Don’t think I haven’t felt your eyes on me, all your little side glances or that adorable blush of yours whenever I talk to you. You like me, don’t you?”

Anna bit her lip. Slowly, she nodded.

“Well, I like you too. A lot. And if you like me and I like you…” Elsa stroked Anna’s cheek with the back of her hand.

“But I… I am nothing like you. Look at us, you’re so important, and so elegant, and rich, and I’m your brother’s maid. It’s impossible.”

“Nonsense. There’s no such thing as impossible. And you’re so amazing, Anna. So graceful, and kind, so gentle. What’s there not to love about you? You’re worth much more than you think.”

Elsa’s lips hovered over Anna’s. They touched. Elsa, unsure of how she would be received, tried to make the contact brief, but Anna caught her head and pulled her back in. They kissed again, lips parting to welcome each other fully. Anna tugged gently at Elsa’s tie to hold her in place while she nibbled at her lips; Anna’s mouth was so delicately warm, and Elsa found herself slowly losing sense of everything else around her.

Anna noticed how she craved more and more of Elsa, of her touch, of the strange coldness of her tongue. She’s your boss’ sister! Oh, Anna, you’re so dead. Yet the redhead could not bring herself to stop. Tentatively, she placed her hands on Elsa’s waist and felt Elsa’s own fingers grabbing her hair.

When Elsa realized she had begun to think about where the nearest bedroom was, she broke the kiss.

“No. It’s not this that I’m after. This is not why I wanted you to come. I-” Anna’s eyes were dark with desire and Elsa almost forgot her speech there and then. “I didn’t bring you to use you.”

“I know. But I wanted this, too.”

“I want more. I want something deeper. I like you, Anna, sincerely like you. If you’re not interested, I’ll take you back to Kristoff’s and I swear I’ll never insist again or make you uncomfortable in any way. But if you are interested…”

Anna gave her a quick peck on the lips. “I am.”

The relief in the eyes of the beautiful billionaire melted Anna’s heart. “Well then… um…” Elsa cleared her throat. “I guess my brother will have to hire someone new. This,” and she placed her arms around Anna’s waist, “is something else I’m never planning to return.”

i’ve only brought up my financial situation briefly and i have been struggling with the idea of doing this, but i’m desperate.

my family has always been responsible with keeping a budget (especially since my stepdad is the only one who works because my mom is disabled) so we never ran out of money and still got to enjoy a few things. however, this month, my mom went camping with some of our family (her annual “girls camping trip”) and overspent when she stocked up on food/supplies. we’ve been short on cash for the last week or so, having to sell stuff just for groceries or whatnot. on top of that, i have to get glasses (bifocals) and it’s costing us $100+ for that alone, meaning we can’t buy anything else too expensive.

however, i really need new clothes (like new wardrobe new clothes) for school because my current ones are all at least 1 yr old and are developing holes/basically just falling apart. i’m too mentally ill currently to get a job and this is kind of my last resort.

i put a donate button on my blog, so if you could donate something, that would be a big help!! (i checked and this won’t be like my gofundme because you can spend it online w/o a bank acc!) 

but if you can’t donate, can you at least reblog this and spread the word? i’ll be taking down the button when i get enough new clothes!!

thank you!

Requested: You and Harry have a daughter and you pay more attention to her and harry is jealous

A/N: This one isn’t the best because I totally forgot about it so I kinda rushed it.

Imagine:
“Mommy!” Y/D/N yells. I pick her up as she reaches for me. “Do you want to take a bath?” I smile at her as we head upstairs. “Y/N? What are you doing?” Harry asks as he spots me going upstairs. “I’m going to give Y/D/N a bath. Why?” “Oh, well I was just going to do it. But go ahead.” Harry says while walking away. I put Y/D/N in the bathtub as I give her one of her toys that I bought for her. “Do you want to go play today?” I smile at her as she giggles. I wrap her up in a towel as I lay her down in her crib. I look in the drawers for the outfit I had bought for her not so long ago. I smile as I put the lady bug shirt on her along with the puffy skirt. I grab the red bow and put it in her hair and smile picking her up. “Bye Harry!” I yell before I walk out the door. “Wait! Where are you going?” “Oh I was taking Y/D/N to the park. She really likes this baby slide they just put out there. It’s so cute when she goes down it” I smile as I adjust her outfit. “Why didn’t you invite me to come?” “I thought you had work?” “Well I do.. But before you go can we talk about something?” “Yeah of course, is everything alright?” “No, not really” he sighs and I sit down with Y/D/N in my lap. “I just feel like you are spending a lot of time with her, and I don’t really see her that often anymore. I mean you buy new clothes for her all the time, take her out to the park, well basically do all these things and I just wish I could have some time with her.” he says fiddling with his fingers. “Harry of course! I didn’t mean to be hogging her or anything! I didn’t know you felt that way, I just thought you were always busy so that’s why you never were taking her.” I say giving him Y/D/N. “Thanks, I really appreciate it.” he smiles and I laugh. “Why are you laughing?” “Because, she is your daughter too. She’s not just mine. You can take her anytime you want. You act like you need my permission.” “It’s not that, it just seems like she’s more attached to you.” “Hey don’t worry about it, I’ll make sure she gets more alone time with daddy” I smile as I give him a kiss.

“Boys don’t like it when-”

I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE BOYS ARE NOT MY ENTIRE WORLD BOYS MEAN NOTHING BOYS ARE NOT FOOD OR EDUCATION OR MONEY OR EDUCATION! ARE BOYS GONNA PAY MY COLLEGE TUITION? ARE BOYS GONNA PAY MY RENT? HELL NO SO GET THE HELL OUT MY FACE

“Oh, the boys are gonna love-”

DONT CARE DONT CARE I DID IT FOR ME I DO IT FOR ME ITS ALWAYS FOR ME NEVER FOR A BOY I DONT BUY MY CLOTHES THINKING OF BOYS I DONT DO MY MAKEUP FOR BOYS I DONT DO SHIT FOR BOYS SO SHUT UP I DONT CARE BOYS AINT GOT SHIT TO WITH ANYTHING ABOUT ME ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO WHAT I DO WEAR AND SAY ITS ME ME ME AND THATS THE WAY ITS GONNA BE

I can’t believe how much I’ve changed since I’ve been on here. I mean we all say it, it’s happened to most of us. Seeing people with bodies like ours wearing things we never thought we could pull off, encourages us to do the same. I have become so comfortable with my body, and that still baffles me. I am exploring clothing options that I would have NEVER considered like 2 years ago. I didn’t even think I could go to the beach, like at all, because I hated my body. I’ve been buying halter tops and dresses and even a bustier top without straps or anything that I’m super looking forward to wearing. Y’all I am a 38 H, though in proportion to my body my boobs are pretty big and all my life I’d been wearing ugly minimizing bras to hide that. And now, I’m. buying. bustier. tops. to. actually. wear. in. PUBLIC. BUSTIER TOPS!!! 

I am really thankful to SO many people who don’t even know how they have impacted my life.