i mean i got new socks

Requiem of an Old Ass Douche

Dear Panama Joe,

You were so kind to me. But my coworkers right before I got there? You treated like SHIT.

Your waving of a wad of cash in their faces saying “I don’t know if you know how it works here, I give you THIS, and YOU give me something in return!!”, was especially appauling.

You yelled at the new girl because she didn’t know enough to sate your stupid socks-and-sandals wearing ass.

I hope you step on one Lego for every single mean thing you said to not only MY coworkers, but every coworker you come across.


The the most sadistic of love,
Your pissed off sales associate