i mean i don't even know anymore

When a tarot reading gives you the answer you didn’t want but down in your heart you know it’s right

Originally posted by collegepsychexperiment


[Part 2/3] Continuation of the Reiner x Geek!Connie au (x)

Still can’t believe that I actually did part 2 and it’s not even finished. Part 3 is still in a VERY slow process. Haha. ha. 

Why doesnt SOMEONE do something aobut ALL THESE FUCKING BOTS ON social MEDIA ???????????????
  • Co-Worker: *internally* The new guy is so cool. Well, I guess he's not the new guy anymore because he has been working here for months now, but he's still great. I look up to him so much. He's funny, and outgoing. He even gave me a cute nickname. He never recognizes my affection for him, but I think today is the day. Today is the day he'll realize how cool and cute I am.
  • Co-Worker: H-Hi!
  • New Guy: Hey, braids.
  • Co-Worker: Do you like music?
  • New Guy: Yeah, I mean everyone likes music. Kinda weird if you don't. You're friends with that rep, right?
  • Co-Worker: Huh?
  • New Guy: You know, the mopey one. Dark hair. Does she like me?
  • Co-Worker: Everyone likes you. I like you.
  • New Guy: Yeah, but that rep. That rep doesn't talk to me.
  • Co-Worker: I'm sure she likes you. You're so cool and kind and... uh, Britney Spears followed me on twitter!
  • New Guy: Whoa, what!? Britney Spears!? You're fucking joking!
  • Co-Worker: I'm serious. I guess, I'm really cool now. Hahahahahahahaha.
  • New Guy: Lemme see.
  • Co-Worker: Huh?
  • New Guy: Lemme see your phone. I wanna see Britney following you. Can you like DM her?
  • Co-Worker: You're not allowed to take your phone out at work.
  • New Guy: Come on, no one cares.
  • Co-Worker: Uh, here you go, I guess. *hands new guy her phone*
  • New Guy: *checks twitter* ...This is a bot.
  • Co-Worker: Huh?
  • New Guy: It's not the real Britney Spears, this is very obviously a bot.
  • Co-Worker: No, it's totally her. How can you even tell?
  • New Guy: First off, she only has two followers. One of which is you and the other is another Britney Spears bot. Secondly, her twitter name is Brittany Spear. Third, all of her posts are about discount fishing rods.
  • Co-Worker: Oh... I guess I didn't notice.
  • New Guy: You're fucking with me aren't you?
  • Co-Worker: *sweats* Sure, yeah.
  • New Guy: *laughs* I love you, braids. You're funny as shit.
  • Co-Worker: You love me!?
  • New Guy: Yeah, as a minor work acquaintance. Hey, if you talk to that rep later on, tell her to hit me up some time.
  • Co-Worker: Sure... yeah.
  • *later*
  • Co-Worker: *checking phone* It can't be a bot. It's definitely not a bot. Why would a Britney Spears bot follow me. I'm not even interested in fishing. It has to be the real Britney. *DMs the bot* Hey, hello Britney.
  • Brittany Spear: hi what're up :)
  • Co-Worker: Britney, I knew you were real!
  • Brittany Spear: lol hey ! :) :P
  • Co-Worker: Britney, you have to prove to this guy at my job that you're real. He's so cute and I love him so much and I want him to notice me.
  • Brittany Spear: wow hey did you kno that u can decrease you're morrtgrage rate by up to 20% check it out at www.extra.savings.ca/riwuWqoaQ/ref/100200
  • Co-Worker: Britney, this is serious.
  • Brittany Spear: Hi :)
  • Co-Worker: Britney PLS!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Brittany Spear: do U want boys to like U 馃
  • Co-Worker: Yes, Britney! Show me the way!
  • Brittany Spear: is verry easy just follow this link and find your way https://find.your.way.jp/4wfwf42435753g$single/trinity/
  • Co-Worker: *clicks link*
  • Co-Worker: *pupils dilate*
  • *later*
  • New Guy: *working halfheartedly*
  • Co-Worker: *stumbles into new guy's cubicle* Greeting.
  • New Guy: Hey, braids.
  • Co-Worker: Does your like fishing?
  • New Guy: Nah. Never been much of an outdoorsman unless it involves extreme sports.
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  • New Guy: You alright, braids? You sound kinda complete weird, and your eyes are a little completely black.
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  • New Guy: Uh... yeah. *leads co-worker out of his cubicle* I'm kinda completely busy at the moment. So I'll talk to you later braids. You should probably get back to work too.
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  • *later*
  • Brittany Spear: *tweets* Why is it so dark? Why am I so numb?

I feel like I should make a post about this because it’s really bothering me to see all that ‘Tom Holland has a frog in his mouth stuff’ on my dash.
Yes, the first post may have been funny, I laughed about it too. But this is getting out of hand. My dash is full of this meme and I just find it to be immature and really not funny anymore.
This is bullying. And I don’t care what you say and if you didn’t mean it that way because you can’t control how another person feels about this. Tom said that he got bullied in school so do you really think that making a meme about how he looks is really the right way to show him your love?
I’ve experienced something like this myself. People mocking you about stuff “just for fun” and “they don’t mean it” or they mean it in an affectionate way. But it still hurts and it still damages your self-esteem even if it’s just meant in a funny way.
So to sum this up. This whole “Dave the frog” meme is in my eyes just immature and straight up bullying and I feel like some people should overthink the stuff they’re posting right now because I really don’t want to know what happens when Tom sees this.

anonymous asked:

have you heard of "repost in current artstyle"? it's when an artist reposts for their current followers to see, but in their current style. You know... i'm disappointed, you seem like the guy who supports the idiot who reposted the image "is my coffee bitter? no, must be you" in the "hello i'm pobular artist, here's my portfolio" i followed you for your skyrim memes that you don't even post anymore, in my opinion, you and your famous paper boyfriend are the people who make tumblr shit

i feel like theres a lot to unpack here but honestly i cant get past your accusation that i have ever in my life made “skyrim memes”


Janeway x Coffee, Season 5

I didn’t know there was a picture limit for photosets until now!! I’ve never tried to put more than ten pictures in one set. Ugh.

This was a good season for coffee.

Sorry for the long post, but coffee spam is okay, isn’t it? I like doing this.

(view the rest of the series here)

Nûrsot: The Sacred Sith Tree

Long before the Exiles arrived, Korriban had vast, dense forests of N没rsot covering much of the planet鈥檚 landscape.

The trees were massive, wide, aromatically fragrant, and had impressively long branches reaching out and winding toward the sky.
It appears in many myth and legends of the ancient Sith. Most notably, it is known as the tree Ahmurn blessed and bestowed upon Marserha and their children to always bear fruit through any season, ensuring the Sith would never go hungry so long as the N没rsot grew on Korriban.

Although the fruits the N没rsot bore were edible and nutritious, its green leaves were toxic to the Sith in high doses.

The fruits had a slight fuzzy on the peel that could be washed and rubbed away before consumption. The could be eaten raw or utilized in a variety of recipes and cooking methods from teas to cakes to salads.
The leaves on the other hand, could be used to create various poisons and even some medicines.

Aside from the fruit and leaves, the Sith also used the wood from the branches to create art.

A common token that would be crafted were small figures of mowhefs.
(ok, i kno dis a tiger but pls work with me)

Carved from the deep, red wood of the lower branches and polished to a fine finish; the mowhef figures symbolized good luck, bountiful blessings, and if gifted, it let the recipient know of the undying love and loyalty of the giver.

Other artwork carved from the N没rsot were used as doors, gates, pillars on buildings, or even wall hangings.

A particularly famous wooden carving from the N没rsot depicts a battle of the Great Hyperspace War.

The frieze is currently held at the Kaas City Sith Art Museum.

A much less common use for N没rsot wood is utilizing them for a lightsaber.

The wood is durable and light, making it an ideal material to craft a hilt or a part of one. Very few Sith over the centuries had their entire lightsaber hilts carved from the wood. It is rumored that the former Wrath had a fragment of N没rsot wood on the hilt of his lightsaber in the shape of a fang.

Unfortunately, what was once an abundant and thriving species of tree, the N没rsot is essentially extinct today.

With their arrival, the Exiles also brought the spores of a deadly fungus off world that infected and decimated the forests of Korriban. As the forests withered away, the Exiles burned many of the art and relics crafted from the N没rsot wood, especially if the item depicted anything relating to the native Sith religions.

There are only three surviving specimens, and they are all currently held in heavily guarded, special facilities by the Imperial Botanical Society within the Garden District of Kaas City.

Because of their scarcity and the history associated with them, only highly distinguished Sith can obtain a piece of N没rsot wood, even if it鈥檚 only a small one. The fruits are carefully gathered and sold in the Scarlet District once every five to seven Imperial Standard years. And any Sith alchemist or apothecary that wishes to use the leaves must get clearance from the current Councilor heading the Sphere of Biotic Science.

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  • Sherlock: I like it.
  • John: I... don't know how to feel about it.
  • Sherlock: Why?
  • John: Because.
  • John: Because you are... you're you.
  • John: You're Sherlock Holmes.
  • Sherlock: And?
  • John: You wouldn't be Sherlock Holmes anymore.
  • Sherlock: John.
  • Sherlock: John that is the dumbest thing you've ever said.
  • John:
  • John:
  • John:
  • Sherlock: Even if I change my name, it doesn't mean I will no longer be Sherlock Holmes.
  • John: Even if you're Sherlock Watson?
  • Sherlock: Even if I'm Sherlock Watson.
  • John: What about Sherlock Holmes-Watson?
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock: Fine.
  • Sherlock: But only if you do it too.
  • John: Okay.
  • Sherlock: Really? Sherlock and John Holmes-Watson?
  • John: Sherlock and John Holmes-Watson. Deal?
  • Sherlock: Deal.

i kinda want summer corrin so i can give micaiah her fish tome one day (assuming she’s actually a blue tome unit)

let her wield the forbidden water magic

anonymous asked:

Hi!! Could you please give us your two cents about how this 2CT is gonna go down with regards to Lizzy? Bc before when I thought there was only one Ciel I was 100% on board the ship. Now that it's confirmed there are two... I just, I mean, I know Lizzy is going to be with O!Ciel, but like R!Ciel is just so freaking alluring, like??? She's always been in love with the R!, but she never knew she was giving that love to O! And asdfdjslsjc I just I don't know what to think anymore!!

Hi anon! Thank you so much for your question, I have so much to say I don鈥檛 even know where to begin haha :D聽

This is going to get pretty long, but basically I feel that we may see:

- o!Ciel having to acknowledge once and for all that he treasures Lizzy, and that everything he鈥檚 done for her has been because of his own feelings and not because of playing the part of the dutiful fianc茅.

- Lizzy making a conscious, informed choice and choosing to remain by o!Ciel鈥檚 side. Thus showing o!Ciel that if he just trusts, if he just gives people a chance鈥攑eople can love him for whom he is, rather than just compare him to his brother and find him paling in comparison. 聽

-聽R!Ciel will just be a catalyst and an agent during all of this, because he鈥檚 there to force their hands and make them face each other and their pasts. What remains to be seen is if he鈥檒l actually聽care for Lizzy the way he used to in the past, or if she鈥檒l just be a chess-piece for him. Whatever it is he does, he is surely going to be pretty manipulative and sly lol聽

Since this arc has already brought to the table that o!Ciel is frightened of being happy, I think this is when he鈥檒l have to take out his claws, be selfish鈥攊n an entirely different way鈥攑ut his foot down and say: no. These people care about me, and I want them in my life even if I鈥檓 going to make them suffer. You can鈥檛 have them.

At the same time, it should also be the arc where o!Ciel comes to appreciate himself more. Not his identity as head of the Phantomhive house or as a stand-in for his stronger, more capable brother. But as whom he actually is, because he has people who love him dearly and care for him and will be ready to remind him of how much he鈥檚 worth in their eyes and why.

I think that鈥檚 going to be one of the keys from here on out, because otherwise Yana wouldn鈥檛 have brought it up in the first place.聽However, that鈥檚 all assuming Yana will give us a break and let o!Ciel reach a nice development threshold before pulling the rug underneath his feet again for whatever it is she has planned next lol It all depends on how dark she wants the manga to be and on how close (or far) we鈥檙e to the end.聽

Now for all the otp ramblings! lol聽

I have made a couple of posts about Lizzy and 2CT HERE,聽HERE, HERE and HERE and those are probably more organized than this one is going to be. But since I can鈥檛 seem to shut up about this, here we go!

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anonymous asked:

hey junky, I know you already apologized for the post (which really, nothing to apologize for), but I just wanted you to know that your version of G is my favorite, and I can't tell you how happy I am to have it continuing. I know that probs sounds like bs to make you feel better, but I truly mean it!! Stone g is literally my favorite version of ANY AU, so I hope you know how much people love it next time you don't sleep! I know all things must end, but I'll be heartbroken. Thank you for it!!!鉂わ笍

oh thank you ;_; I hate leaving things unfinished, so I will try to finish it (even if it will take an extremely long time, which is the problem with this ^^;;;), but it’s always great to still have readers, even if one day i know no one will be around anymore, but I am thankful for you guys now. so, thanks ^^

  • Tadashi: *accepting an award* I brought my little brother, Hiro, as my plus-one, and when I told him I was nominated for this award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things: You guys are idiots. I am neither hot nor smart. And Hiro Hamada- God, do I have to say this?... Hiro Hamada is the freaking coolest. He is fly as hell... Do people even say "fly" anymore?... And he could have a professional rap career... if he wanted to. But he's too chill and wants to lay low... Also, if Moana Waialiki is here, he will be backstage for the next forty-five minutes.


Pairing: Regulus Black / Blaise Zabini

Setting: Canon Divergence, Time-Travelling AU

When Regulus first kissed him, Blaise’s first instinct was to pull away.

However, his body didn’t give him the chance to as he felt himself melting away into the kiss.  It was deep, it was pulling, and he seemed to drown in it, to lose himself as Regulus bit onto his lips –

And then, he wondered, in the back of his mind, of how some other person’s kiss would’ve tasted like.  Trembling slightly as they finally parted, Blaise croaked out, “I need to go.”

Regulus looked hurt, his dark eyes widening slightly, and ran a frustrated hand across his dark brown hair, and the resemblance made Blaise’s panic rise a notch.

He bolted.

“What’s wrong?“ Hermione Granger frowned concernedly at him, raising her head from some book she found in the library of Grimmauld 12. “What happened?“

Two months ago – or maybe it’s 20 years later– the two of them had accidentally activated a weird time-travelling pocket-watch when they’d been together in a room in the Malfoy Manor. After Voldemort’s winning and Potter’s death, she’d been a captive at the Manor and he’d been assigned to watch over her that day.  With nothing better to do, Blaise had curiously looked around the impressive collection of antiques of the room and occasionally picking one up to examine.

And then after opening up the lid of the pocket-watch, they had landed themselves in 1978.

“I –” Blaise hesitated, unsure of what to say.

“Did you two kiss?“

“How did you –“

“I’ve seen how he looks at you,” she said, before adding softly, “and how you look at him.”

“Perhaps,“ Blaise allowed, “well … okay.  The thing is,” he swallowed nervously and confessed, “I wasn’t thinking of him when I look at him.“

No.  When Blaise looked at Regulus, when he heard him unhappily complaining about his family, of the pressure his parents put on him – when Blaise saw Regulus’s thoughtful eyes, and how he ran his hand across his dark brown hair when he was frustrated – he was thinking about how all these reminded him of Theo.  Theo, who had died on a mission the Dark Lord sent him not long after the final battle.

“Oh,“ Hermione blinked, processing all this and realizing what Blaise meant.  She hesitated for a moment, before offering, “I’m sorry.“

Blaise shrugged, attempting at nonchalance but he suspected he was failing. “I never got the chance to – you know – to tell him. My feelings.”

“I’m sorry,“ she said again, her voice gentle.

“I’m awful, aren’t I?“ he sighed, gazing at the ceiling. “Kissing Regulus when I – when it’s –”

“It’s … understandable,“ she murmured, cutting across him softly, trying to find a way to console him but she’d never been good at relationship advice. “I mean … like … so you probably … have a type.”

He raised an eyebrow at her, slightly amused at her awkwardness despite his misery.  His mouth quirked to the side as he asked drily, “Well, I don’t see you kissing Lucius Malfoy, do I?”

The quill she was holding dropped down to the floor as she gaped at him, “Excuse me?

He smirked, suddenly feeling more cheered up by her reaction, “Oh Hermione – do you honestly think all the Slytherins are as oblivious as Draco?”