i mean how dare she

I'm gonna talk about why Maria Stark is infinitely important
  • infinitely

first off, to hell with the fucking notion that 616-maria didn’t love tony and tony never realized she loved him.

the universe realizes tony is a momma’s boy

in his dreams, maria is the one trying to offer input as to how he might lead a less miserable life. (also he reaches for her and theres a fucking butterfly come the fuck on) note that we’re in tony’s head so of course his dream figures are like “you created your own problems” – the important part here is, maria is the one who gives advice

howard wanted a son to take over the name/stark industries. maria was ready to accept any sex.

also here’s something golden. tony stark says this to the demon incarnation of his father’s soul when they’re fighting in hell (i mean lol in case you needed proof howard is scum)

She loved me. Loved us both. Unconditionally. All that’s good in me, all you call “weakness” — the compassion, the caring, everything decent — I learned from herAnd that gives me the will, the need, the strength — to ultimately do — whatever’s necessary.

i know right

i really want to point to one specific part in this.

All that’s good in me… I learned from her.

now listen to me on this

to hell with the notion that tony’s heroic streak comes from howard :) ok. fuck that

sensitive boy

EVERYONE LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW. TONY STARK WAS A SENSITIVE BOY

i’m gonna tell you who else was sensitive

MARIA FUCKING COLLINS CARBONELL STARK WAS SENSITIVE

SEE: THE PANEL ABOVE WHERE SHE’S CRYING

SEE: THIS

like i understand that comic portrayal of women wasn’t/isn’t stellar. but at the same time – don’t do the thing where you say maria isn’t strong as a character just because she’s a woman that cries and is scared of her abusive husband after he becomes a raging alcoholic because newsflash not all women need to be SHIELD agents or superpowered physical kickers of ass in order to be worth your time. like we have no evidence that maria wasn’t a SHIELD agent like howard or whatever but even if she wasn’t (and i’d prefer it if she WASN’T) fuck the notion that women can’t be sensitive and feminine and also

fuck the idea that tony took after howard temper-wise, like

literally fuck that

stop erasing maria like. TONY HAD A MOTHER TOO HE DIDN’T SPONTANEOUSLY SPRING INTO EXISTENCE

the little boy who read about knights in the library. that’s not fucking howard stark. that’s the maria stark in tony

this. this is maria stark

and this. quiet and subdued tony stark

thiS IS MARIA STARK

TONY STARK WHO GENUINELY WANTS TO HELP YOU

TONY STARK WHO WANTS TO MAKE YOU A SURPRISE

THIS IS MARIA STARK

THIS IS MARIA STARK BECAUSE THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT HOWARD TRIED TO PREACH TONY TO BE

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE IMPORTANCE OF MARIA STARK

NEVER FORGET THE FACT THAT TONY WITNESSED HIS MOTHER BEING DRIVEN TO TEARS BY HOWARD. NEVER FORGET THAT MARIA WAS TRAPPED IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP AND WAS PROBABLY DEPRESSED SHE PROBABLY HAD GOOD REASONS TO START NEGLECTING HER FAMILY DO NOT COME INTO MY HOUSE AND TELL ME MARIA STARK IS NOT IMPORTANT

LITERALLY NO ONE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MARIA STARK

MARIA IS THE REASON WHY TONY STARK IS A GOOD PERSON BENEATH THE IRON ARMOR AND SHE’S THE REASON WHY HE PUTS ON THAT ARMOR TO DO GOOD THINGS

MARIA STARK AS HER OWN PERSON NEEDS TO BE DEVELOPED IN THE COMICS BECAUSE HONESTLY WE DON’T KNOW TWO FUCKS ABOUT HER AS AN ENTITY SEPARATE FROM HOWARD AND THAT SUCKS BUT WE DO HAVE TONY STARK AND THAT’S NOT ENOUGH BUT IT’S EVEN LESS IF PEOPLE KEEP IGNORING THE FACT THAT MARIA STARK WAS, IN MANY WAYS, THE ONE POSITIVE FORMATIVE INFLUENCE TONY HAD GROWING UP oh my god i’m so mad MARIA STARK IS THE MOST IMPORTANT

AND EVERYTHING “SECRET ORIGINS”!!!!! IS!!!!!!!! FUCKING BULLSHIT

IT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT because how dare you

i mean. lets go back to that quote

She loved me. Loved us both. Unconditionally. All that’s good in me, all you call “weakness” — the compassion, the caring, everything decent — I learned from herAnd that gives me the will, the need, the strength — to ultimately do — whatever’s necessary.

“She loved me. … Unconditionally.”

how dare you take this certainty away from tony

literally how in the fuck dare you

HOW DARE YOU DO THIS

this is the hallucination from fatal frontier HOW THE FUCK DARE YOU TWIST TONY’S PERCEPTION OF MARIA LIKE THAT

HOW IN THE FUCK

BUT WE ONLY DID WHAT WAS BEST” HOW IN THE FUCK DARE YOU DO THIS

HOW IN THE FUCK DARE YOU TAKE THE ONE PERSON TONY KNEW FOR SURE LOVED HIM UNCONDITIONALLY AND TWIST HIS IDEA OF HER IN SUCH A WAY THAT!!! HE THINKS!!! SHE WOULD DISPOSE OF HIM AND HIS EMOTIONS!! FOR THE SAKE!!! OF THE FUCKING GREATER GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW IN THE FUCK

DARE YOU DO THIS I’M SO FURIOUS

JUSTICE FOR MARIA STARK I’M SO MAD

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I’m not a tool, so you don’t get to treat me like one.

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  • Some random Orlesian noble: What is Lady Pentaghast *wearing?*
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She’s Pregnant?
  • Featuring: Soryu Oh from Kissed By The Baddest Bidder
  • Rating: T
  • Requested by: Anon who wanted Soryu and Jasmine love.

“I’m telling you, she’s pregnant!”

“You don’t know anything about pregnancy, Inui!”

“I-I do!”

“Yeah, what do you know about it?”

“She doesn’t look good!”

“Just because she doesn’t look good doesn’t mean she’s pregnant!”

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anonymous asked:

When I heard that there was going to be a queer character on the 100 I hoped it would be Anya, bUT THEN THEY FUCKING KILLED HER

I KNOW, I’M STILL IN DENIAL, HOW DARE THEY?!

I mean, she would’ve been perfect, okay…and I can imagine so many anya x clarke possibilities:
- The angry guard lady never let’s Raven to inflate the balloon, which is why Clarke and Anya spend more time in the woods together, looking for the new station. Anya is all grumpy self as usual, but then after a few nights huddled together for warmth, she let’s her guard down, and they even have conversations about their lives. Word after word and then they don’t notice how their faces got too close to back down. One more second for hesitation and their lips are touching.
- Or another scenario in where Anya still got the bullet, but it wasn’t lethal. Clarke brings her to the station and convinces adults to help her, but Anya doesn’t let anyone touch her. In the group of strangers, the only familiar face is a friend. And that’s why only Clarke is allowed to treat her. When Anya rises from her near death, she proclaims that she forever is in life-debt to the girl and due to her tribes traditions has to serve as her bodyguard.
- Or let’s go a bit earlier, to the point when Clarke just found Anya in the cage. What if the medical worker found her there and led her right to the evil-ruler. She could tell that she won’t be silent about their experiments, and he could blackmail her with other “savages” that he has in the cages. He offers her a deal - Anya gets her own room, and Clarke can go visit her time after time, but she has to forget what she saw. Clarke half-heartedly agrees, but still tries to plot an escape with the help of her new friend.
- I can even go earlier and think something up for them. When Clarke and Finn got caught by Anya’s clan for the first time and got carried to the village, they were asked to heal Tris, a young grounder that was Anya’s second, but they fail. Grounders took Finn away as they promised, and Clarke is left as a prisoner. They feed her and look after her though, teach her their own language. She tries to piece together some bits of overheard conversations to understand the meaning of it, but when Anya comes to her cell and tells her that she’s going to train her as her second, Clarke is deeply confused. When one life is taken, the other one needs to take place of it.
- Alright, I can even be content with something as simple as them fighting in the mud, trying to overpower each other. Clarke at the bottom with no weapons around her, frantically looking for a solution. And then just kissing Anya for a shock value. Anya kissing her back of course. Confusion, awkwardness, yo know the story.

JUST GIMME SOMETHING, FANFICTION, ANYTHING?
(i have more by the way if anyone is looking for ideas)

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Devenford Prep Part 9

You were restless in Chem class, with your shoes tapping on the tile floor, looking up at the clock, it read 1:30 and there was still one more class left in the day. You kept popping your fingers, neck and clearing your throat. Your skin felt like it was crawling and needed to be scratched at or better yet ripped off. Your body also felt like it was on fire and your heart was pounding at an unusual rate. Nervously you scratched at the exposed skin of your left arm and continued to tap your foot. Samantha the girl who sat behind you in class and the girl Brett was hooking up with on the daily, according to him, leans over her desk and taps on your shoulder.

“Can you please stop tapping your shoes,” She almost snaps in your ears. Her voice was a bit too loud for your liking, making your ear drums hurt. “It’s distracting during the lecture! It’s bad enough that I have to sit behind you anyways.”

You turn around in your desk and start to let out a low growl at her, your eyes sharply glaring back at her and head slowly tilting to the side. She shakes her head looking freighted for a second then her expression shifts into something disgusted. 

“Are you growling at me?” The girl asks and then laughs. Instantly you turn around and place your hands on your desk. You look down and they were claws. Quickly you drop your hands to your thighs. “She is actually growling at me, is there something wrong with you?”

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anonymous asked:

I can't believe this chapter kiyu and I was reading some comments and I noticed people are actually angry at yuzu for not making a move on mei and i just am so pissed off and wanted to know your opinion because i am literally speechless at all the hate and anger i am sensing.

OH ANON. NO.I WAS TRYING SO VERY HARD TO AVOID THIS, I MEAN I KNOW. I’ve seen it too, and was all

but I didn’t wanna say anything cuz I don’t want to be the asshole who starts an argument. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, and we should really try to stick together.

Uh….but yeah I DISAGREE.

Let’s see, your step-sister, whom you are completely in love with but who you KNOW has been used and abused by multiple people, has physically assaulted you on several occasions, tried to use her body in order to manipulate you before, and repeatedly confuses you by going back and forth with her statements OUT OF THE BLUE says something a bit cryptic that basically sounds like she wants you to know her, and accept her WOAH OKAY.

From the conversation Mei and Matsuri had the previous chapter we know Mei’s advances are serious, finally, but Yuzu doesn’t know that. And Mei’s putting her on the spot and things are just going way too fast for Yuzu to even keep up, she doesn’t really understand what’s going on, granted she could have handled things better but we’ll get to that later.

Thing is, making an analysis about the raws is quite pointless at this point, we need to wait for the translation, but an anon in archive.moe translated a bit of page 3, and apparently Mei said to Yuzu:

Anata ga nozomu koto wo surubeki dato omou no

Now you can do what you have always wanted to.

And apparently she later implies that she’s trying to to repay all that Yuzu has done for her with uh……..sex. Hence the whole Mei sporadically undressing like that.

She is trying to REPAY Yuzu’s devotion and love and care with her body.THAT IS FUCKED UP. And once again, even though Yuzu’s clearly flustered and turned on, Mei’s empty expression and her own moral convictions (and maybe even confusion) seem to force her to stop. She can’t take Mei like that cuz she doesn’t want to fuck her, she wants to make love to her.

She RESPECTS Mei, so she won’t go any further until she knows Mei ACTUALLY feels love and really, TRULY wants to have sex as a consequence and not as a payback check for Yuzu’s devotion. Thank you very much.

………..but I mean WHAT A SELFISH CUNT YUZU IS HUH?? HOW DARE SHE NOT BUNNY FUCK MEI ALL THE WAY TIL THE END OF THE VOLUME AM I RITE. SUCH A WEAK AND BETA CHARACTER!!!!!

-SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH-

Sarcasm aside, I gotta  say, a main character who can do this, pushing aside her own needs and desires for the person they love, it’s freaking admirable and Yuzu’s practically getting a PHD on that at this point LOL.

Okay, let’s move on a little.

As I said before, it’s not like Yuzu handled this fantastically either, she could have at least tried to talk to Mei, see what was going on…maybe even give her a kiss afterwards if the mood somehow changed a little……….Mei was indeed trying and she must have felt like Yuzu didn’t really care. And that’s definitely not cool, Yuzu should have handled this better, but she didn’t and now she’s gonna pay for that apparently.

Again. I can’t make an analysis when I don’t know the lines, but it seems that Mei still doesn’t get it. It’s not that she doesn’t love Yuzu, she does, but it’s like she doesn’t even know what that means, she has never had an example of a real love before. So of course she doesn’t understand, and in her mind, her body is all she has of worth and she tried to give it to Yuzu, and she REJECTED her.

I’m hoping this arc and the new characters will make them both regain some balance in order to face their own feelings and then each other, so that they can finally be happy together cuz we all deserve it hahaha.

But yeah, that’s what I think Anon.

“it’s not healthy for pearl to go after someone who reminds her of her ex”

oh no after… years of mourning and finally receiving closure she looked around and actually was interested in a human and they happen to bear a slight physical resemblance to rose how dare she?

I mean it’s not like pearl has a type and is just starting baby steps by starting from a comfort zone nope she’s clearly unhealthly obsessing over rose that’s why the entire theme of an episode including a song was about her accepting greg and roses relationship and moving on with her life / end sarcasm

fuck just let pearl be happy