i mean how can you not love this guy

not to be… a bitter fat person

but some people obsessively post fat or “chubby” headcanons and i’m like… i know you’re skinny and what you’re doing is creepy

like you can just tell when a skinny person is writing the “chubby” headcanons because it’s all about how soft the fat is and how the “chubby” person LOVES tummy kisses and wearing confident crop tops and all that shit

and it’s just amazing to me how ~Chubby Chasing~ is now progressive fanshit. 

i wish you guys thought like 30% more critically about how you write and fetishize fat bodies because like… it makes me feel really gross. especially since y’all still LOVE to ignore shit like sag and stretch marks and double chins and fat rolls and how sometimes being fat means sweating more or tiring easily and running out of breath.

like y’all can’t write or headcanon fat people, you write and headcanon “softer” and “bigger” skinny people.

bugsieplusone  asked:

rant topic: Dragon Age Dwarves

this is also for @lumateranlibrarian and @dearophelia because all of you have fucking good taste! 

Okay. Dwarves. DWARVES. You guys. I can’t even begin to describe how much I love dwarves, especially DA dwarves. BUT I’M GONNA FUCKING TRY. 

So first off, they’re complicated. There are so many different types of dwarves. You have your Orzammar dwarves. Your surface dwarves. Then there are dwarves in other countries, like Tevinter. There are the Kal-Sharok dwarves (side note, I want there to be a Kal-Sharok dwarven companion in DA4 so badly it hurts).

Their lore is really amazing, with their thaigs and their culture. I mean, they fucking eat moss. That’s pretty damn badass. 

I know everyone is like ‘ooh Solas and the elvhen gods’ when I’m just sitting here like ‘THE FUCKING TITANS ARE WAKING UP PEOPLE!’ My dream is that some day the dwarves remember how to use magic at some point in the series. 

And my greatest fear? That the game turns into a dwarf-elf showdown. Old god verses the titans. BECAUSE THAT WOULD BOTH BE AWESOME AND TERRIBLE. 

Real talk though. If you’ve never played a dwarf in Origins or Inquisition, please consider giving them a try. Dwarves are amazing. Like, I want to cry because dwarves are so fucking amazing. If you do, I WANT TO HEAR ALL ABOUT YOUR DWARF.

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Ok. Wtaf. I can not put into words how much I love you guys. You all mean to much to me. Even if I don’t talk to you (please do tho lol) I still have a place for you in my heart. I can’t believe how far this has come already, I just don’t understand why you follow me hahahah. I am so glad I found the Clique. It is like a second home for me now. Thank you so so so much. Stay alive frens |-/ xx

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lmao okay guys I know what we should call the LGBT+ community:

“the family” okay here me out

This used to be prominent slang within the community, and I don’t hear it much any more, at least not in my corner of the world. I remember times in which I was approached in public and someone asked, “are you in the family?” And proceeded to ask me about the local gay scene when I said yes

My coworker just reminded me of this. He’s an older gay man that is often afraid to be himself because of homophobia, but we’re getting close so he’s pretty open around me, as a fellow “member of the family”. Another gay guy we work with did something pretty flamboyant, so my coworker looked at me and said, “that’s family”

I mean I just love it it was definitely a term used during a time when homophobia was pretty severe, but you were safe around your “family” you could be yourself with family

Plus can you imagine how much “”“family values”“” conservatives would lose their minds it’s a win win

anonymous asked:

Yo, so is Joan an actual poet? Their improv beat poem was so good! Seriously, they sounded like Lin-Manuel Miranda. If they haven't, they should write an actual poem and perform it or something. You're all so beautiful and talented and I love you guys.

Oh they’re amazing…. like seriously, Joan is pretty wild with both rap and poetry (I mean, they’re both so similar, I just can’t get over how fast their mind works haha)!

I’ve just been thinking today about how amazing a show Leverage is. I mean you have a drunk-ex-insurance guy who is a genius who’s whole goal in life is to help people (ie. while simultaneously being a control hungry bastard), a woman who could con herself into being queen of the universe while drunk, a dangerous ex-military guy who can filet a steak or punch you unconscious or be trusted with your firstborn because he’s phenomenal with kids, a hacker with skills like nobody’s business and charisma like woah, and finally the best thief in the entire world who loves cereal more than life.  I just…LEVERAGE. I’ve seen it beginning to end like 3 times over and it’ll never be enough.

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  • Lip bites and pulls after a cheeky or sensual kiss 
  •  Him pulling away and smirking (w/ or w/o your bottom lips in between his teeth) 
  •  Love bites
  •  Hand guiding 
  • Teasing
  • Ass man? 100% (I mean have you seen that gif of him staring at the yoga woman’s ass)
  •  Ass grabbing/ass slapping 
  • Low-key bondage 
  •  Dirty talk?
  •  Hair pulling
  •  Neck kissing 
  •  Tongue trailing up neck/along jaw/down body
  •  Handcuffs
  •  Ear biting and tugging 
  •  Back scratching
  •  Angry sex
  •  Slow, passionate sex
  •  Shower sex
  •  Him pulling your hair back whilst in the shower to get better access to your neck
  •  Him helping you wash his hair and body afterwards and vice versa
  •  Bath play (like romantic, flowers, candles and alcohol) 
  •  Rough sex
  •  Back from tour sex
  • Car sex?
  • Morning sex
  •  Thigh riding 
  •  Dry humping
  • Multiple rounds? Depending on the mood
  • Orgasm denial (giving/recieving) 
  • That teasing smirk of his when he pulls away/out before your climax (orgasm denial)
  • Him a whimpering mess when you pull away (orgasm denial)
  •  Him pulling your head to him so he can kiss you, hard
  •  Him putting his forehead on yours, looking into your eyes or closing his eyes, whilst he rode into you all hot and flustered 
  •  His hair sticking to his head

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anonymous asked:

Could you do your least fav zodiac placement?? Like you did your favourite?

Absolutely! No offence though, deal?

DEAL.

10. Moon in Gemini: no one gets their feelings including themselves. they are moody and change their opinions from one moment to another. a little more stability, guys, come on!

9. Mars in Aries: unnecessarily aggressive, offensive, just need to calm their boobs.

8. Venus in Sagittarius: they don’t realise that the time is gonna come when they’ll have to stop jumping from place to place, from person to person, that they can actually hurt someone by being so restless and unfaithful. They need to realise that people’s hearts aren’t toys, they can’t just leave whenever they want because they feel like it. 

7. Moon in Leo: my placement, it’s some kind of a liar moon. I’m trying to make things dramatic even if I don’t feel like it. It’s a weird feeling combined with the honest Capricorn Sun, it’s like having no control over your words and feeling guilty for lying afterwards. Dramatic little shits!

6. Venus in Virgo: they are lovely and true, but they have no idea how to love. they are incredibly analytical and can’t be spontaneous. They are choosing their partner consciously, instead of just… feeling.

5. Capricorn Rising: I feel like they are every cliché stereotype about Capricorns, which mostly isn’t true for the sun sign. But these guys are materialistic, arrogant & controlling.

4. Mercury in Scorpio: sarcastic, piercing, basically insulting without even noticing it sometimes. their words can literally kill. you never know if they are joking, their humour is so dry & mean.

3. Moon in Pisces: weepy little shits. Dramatically pretending to be hurt all the time even though they are stronger than most people on earth. They live in their dreams and have no idea what’s going on in the world. They think they can just let everything slip without fighting, trying to catch the easy way. 

2. Mars in Aquarius: this one is mine and I absolutely hate it. it’s trying to seem so much more confident and brave than you actually are. Talking courageously, but chickening out when it comes to something real. COWARDS.

1. Venus in Scorpio: they have no idea how to stay loyal, they are perverted and hypersexual. They are possessive in love and demand faithfulness (also get aggressively jealous for no reason) even though they are great cheaters. I personally try to escape this placement in people.

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a/n: for @sobforsirius, @mermaeid, and all the other starbucks fans out there


James Potter to Sirius Black: did u get the calc notes
Sirius Black: do i ever get the calc notes
James Potter: good point


James Potter to peter schnapps is pronounced like schnawps not schnaps: evans and i were playing footsies under the table
Sirius Black: that wasnt evans


Peter Pettigrew to theyr playing cat stevens in the supermarket there is no god: if you had to marry anyone in the group who would it be
Sirius Black: james
Remus Lupin: james
James Potter: sirius


Sirius Black to James Potter: let s get married
James Potter: ok
Sirius Black: im not joking
James Potter: neither am i


Sirius Black to TRUTH OR DAREEEEEE BITCHES: remus i cant believe alice griffiths was your first kiss
Remus Lupin: who was yours
Sirius Black: james
Remus Lupin: what
James Potter: mine was melanie perkins in kindergarten
Sirius Black: wHAT


Sirius Black to James Potter: i am shocked and offended
Sirius Black: i thought we had something special
James Potter: i was five
Sirius Black: stop denying it
James Potter: i’m not
Sirius Black: were over
Sirius Black: im never speaking to you again
James Potter: don’t be like that babe
Sirius Black: HOW COULD YOU


James Potter to Sirius Black: u know it was good for me to right
Sirius Black: doesnt make it any better
James Potter: how about if i throw in a curly wurly
Sirius Black: two curly wurlys
James Potter: deal


Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: stop making heart eyes at james
Sirius Black: cant help it
Sirius Black: its a perpetual state of being
Sirius Black: like how ur a in a perpetual state of being a twat
Remus Lupin has removed Sirius Black from the chat.


Sirius Black to James Potter: jaems
Sirius Black: james
Sirius Black: im d runk
Sirius Black: come over
Sirius Black: i need yoy
James Potter: crikey
Sirius Black: on second thoughts im completely sober and i dont need you anymore
James Potter: was it because i said crikey
Sirius Black: not it was because of some completely unrelated stupid thing u said
James Potter: fine
Sirius Black: fine
James Potter:
James Potter: im still coming over
Sirius Black: i know


Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: whats that on your shirt
Sirius Black: toothpaste
Remus Lupin: are you sure
Sirius Black: i hate you


Remus Lupin to James Potter: mary macdonald just asked me if you and sirius were fucking
James Potter: what did u tell her
Remus Lupin: i told her you and sirius were fucking
James Potter: excellent


James Potter to Sirius Black: why werent u in detention this afternoon
Sirius Black: didnt have detention
James Potter: wHAT???1??11???? SIRIS??!?!? BLACK/!!!/2/2/2/??? DIDNT!??!?!? HAVE////???? DETENTION??!?!???1!@!!! what is the world coming to
Sirius Black: i hate you


Sirius Black to James Potter: can i say at urs over break
James Potter: obviously
James Potter: is that even a question
James Potter: also mum wants to know if you want her to set up a bed in my room for you
Sirius Black: is THAT even a question
James Potter: tru


James Potter to fuckwits galore: sirs mum just rocked up at school
Remus Lupin: where are you
James Potter: front gates
James Potter: jesus christ his dads here too
Remus Lupin: on our way


Remus Lupin to black eyes look hardcore but they hurt like hell: james do you really think the best way of distracting his parents was by having pete moon them from the top of the school
James Potter: in hindsight?? yes


Sirius Black to materoonies: so if i were a respectable and trustworthy citizen
Remus Lupin: which ur not
Sirius Black: and i had a group of highly respectable and trustworthy mates
Peter Pettigrew: which u don’t
Sirius Black: how would i go about hiding a body
James Potter: …..what did u do
Sirius Black: nOTHING


Sirius Black to whats the answers to number 3: remus why do u like cat stevens
Remus Lupin: why do u like james
Sirius Black: good point
James Potter: i am shocked and offended
Remus Lupin: is it because of how shockingly bad your haircut is
James Potter: I TOLD THEM TO CUT IT SHORT I DIDNT MEAN /THAT/ SHORT


Sirius Black to LADSLADSLADS: smooth peanut butter is better than crunchy
Remus Lupin: no it isnt
Sirius Black: james tell him
James Potter: smooth peanut butter is better than crunchy
Remus Lupin: i hate u


Sirius Black to SMOOTH IS BETTER REMUS AND U KNO IT: i love you bro
James Potter: i love you too bro
Sirius Black: i love you more bro
James Potter: thats not possible bro
Remus Lupin: can u guys stop doing this in the groupchat its 3am


Remus Lupin to settle down children: where are you
Sirius Black: in the car
Sirius Black: im playing a game called put the gearshift in neutral when james isnt looking
Remus Lupin: is gearstick a euphemism for something else
Sirius Black has removed Remus Lupin from the chat.


Remus Lupin to how would you even put a dick into neutral: how did you get those hickeys
Sirius Black: i fell over
James Potter: i was with him when it happened
Sirius Black: utterly tragic
James Potter: im suprised he made out it mostly unscathed
Peter Pettigrew: get a room


Remus Lupin to were in the enemies to lvoers trope except were all still enemies i hate all of u: did you guys see what kim k posted on twitter
James Potter: fuck me sideways
Sirius Black: say please
Peter Pettigrew: stop it


James Potter to Sirius Black: please
Sirius Black: ;))))))))))

8

mood: Eliot advising Hardison to be more assertive in his relationship with Parker, realising he’s the one asserted over the whole evening, ending up secretly proud of it.

Guys I don’t fucking have WORDS for thiS FUCKING SCENE EXCEPT THAT IT WAS SUCH A FUCKING SCENE.

LIKE SHE CAUGHT ON IMMEDIATELY?? BUT LIKE SHE’S NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL?

INSTEAD SHE’S LIKE OOOH WHAT ARE YOU HIDING YOU DORK? IS IT A SURPRISE PARTY? DID YOU BUY ME ICE CREAM?

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FACE. THIS FACE TRUSTS KILLIAN FUCKING JONES COMPLETELY. WITH THE EYEBROW ARCHING AND THE SMILE-Y SMILING LIKE SHE LOVES HIM SO MUCH AND SHE TRUSTS HIM SO MUCH THAT EVEN THOUGH HER SUPER POWER IS FLASHING, SHE’S LIKE AHHH HE’S BEING A DORK

AND LIKE ON THE OTHER SIDE THERE IS THIS ASSHOLE. WHO RESPECTS HER SUPERPOWER SO MUCH THAT HE INSTANTLY DROPS THE ACT.

EMMA FUCKING SWAN TRUSTS KILLIAN FUCKING JONES SO MUCH YOU GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

AND THE SECOND HE GETS SERIOUS, LOOK AT HER FACE. JUST CONCERNNNNNN

AND HIS FUCKING SWALLOW. THE YOU WERE GONNA DIE EMMA.

THAT SHIT IS SO REAL AND HE KNOWS IT AND SHE KNOWS IT AND HE WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT HER AND THAT FUCKING SWALLOW HE DOES.

MAKE A MILLION GIFS OF THIS MOMENT WHERE KILLIAN JONES TELLS EMMA SWAN HE WAS SO AFRAID THAT HE WAS GONNA LOSE HER THAT HE NEEDED TO TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT IT, THAT HE NEEDED TO SHARE HIS FEELINGS LIKE

AND THIS FACE BECAUSE LOOK AT THE THOUGHTS LIKE HE’S TELLING EMMA HOW MUCH SHE MEANS TO HIM AND HOW HE JUST WANTS TO BE WITH HER AS MUCH AS HE CAN BECAUSE LIFE IS PRECIOUS AND DAVID STILL SEEMS TO THINK HE’S A PIRATE AND I CANNOT DEAL

THIS. FUCKING. FACE. *SLAMS DESK*

I AM LEGIT GONNA BREAK MY KEYBOARD. FEELINGS SHARED MY ASS.

I LIKE FEELINGS ONCE IN A WHILE.

YEAH ME TOO EMMA

NOT LIKE FUCKING THIS THOUGH

THIS IS FAR TOO MUCH

I CANNOT HANDLE THIS YOU GUYS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

ALSO! BOAT! SAFETY! LET US NOT FORGET THAT KILLIAN JONES IS A NERD FOR BOAT SAFETY AND EMMA SWAN THINKS IT IS ADORABLE!

THAT IS ALL BAI

Imagine Chris admitting you’re his celebrity crush.

A/N: This is a request from @unstainedlight and it took me forever to get to, I’m so sorry. But here it is, finally! It’s super cute and I’d a lot of fun writing it (as in I giggled a lot) Enjoy! X

You arrived on the ‘The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon’ set shortly after your husband, Chris. The two of you came in separate cars because you’d come from your movie set, whereas he came from the hotel you were put up in while working in New York; he wasn’t due to film ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ until May. Both you and Chris had been invited by Jimmy Fallon to do your own respective interviews on your upcoming movies and pending projects, or so the both of you thought. As it turned out, those reasons were just bait given to your publicists to get both of you on his set at the same time without raising suspicion; the man had something cheeky planned.

Jimmy had interviewed Chris numerous times now- one could say that they were friends, so Jimmy knew about Chris’ crush on you. He’d said numerous times now, in most of his interviews, that you were a beautiful actress he admired, with values, morals, and ethics that made him think very highly of you; or in short, that you were his celebrity crush. The thing that Jimmy didn’t know, however, was that they two of you were actually married. You’d met Chris in 2014 while having lunch with your friends, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski. Chris was a good friend of John’s who thought the two of you would hit it off, and you did almost immediately.

After that day, the two of you starting secretly dating under the media’s radar because neither of you wanted the stress that came with having your relationship in the limelight. Both of you had been in the industry for a while now, so you knew what it was like when you started dating someone. The constant scrutiny, the tabloids and the rumors, the analyzing of everything you do and say, the haters and cynics calling the relationship a publicity stunt and waiting for it to blow up- you didn’t want to deal with that. Those were the things that usually ended a Hollywood relationship which was the last thing you and Chris wanted, so things between the two of you were kept under a tight lid.

Your friends and family knew about the relationship, but everyone did as you both asked and kept what they knew to themselves. During your time as boyfriend and girlfriend, you attended all red carpet events alone and took no photos together so you wouldn’t risk revealing your relationship to the world. It was unpractical, difficult, and occasionally lonely, but it worked out. Of course you weren’t going to keep it a secret forever, at some point you were going to want to reveal to the world that you were with the best person you’d ever met; vice versa. You’d both agreed to keep things hush until things were more solidified, and now that the two of you were happily married- the relationship was to be revealed at your movie premiere which was in a week’s time. But perhaps Jimmy’s cheeky little plan to embarrass Chris would move that announcement up.

“Hey stranger,” you called as you caught Chris in your dressing room mirror; he was up first and was walking towards the stage. He poked his head in and shot you a smile which you reciprocated. “Good luck out there, Captain America,” you gave him a two finger salute which made him laugh as he disappeared around the corner with the stage manager.

“Oh my God,” your makeup artist, Arizona, let out the breath she was holding in. “He is so freaking handsome,” she said then chuckled when you laughed. “I’m so glad I’m not the one doing his makeup, I wouldn’t be able to focus.” You said nothing in response as you closed your eyes to let her finish doing your eyeshadow. “Are the two of you friends?”

“I guess,” you shrugged nonchalantly.

“You know you’re his celebrity crush, right?” She was grinning excitedly when you opened your eyes. “As a fan of both you and Chris Evans, I can say that the two of you would make such a great couple.” You had to bite the inside of your cheek to stop from laughing. “You two should really make a movie together, ‘cause that’d be amazing.”

“Yeah,” you nodded in agreement.

“Okay,” she sprayed your face with setting spray then tucked a stray hair in its place. “All done, Y/N. You look amazing as always,” she complimented with a sweet smile. “And as always, it’s been an honor to do your hair and makeup. If you ever need a permanent stylist, I’m your girl.”

“Thanks Arizona,” you smiled then saw the stage director enter the room through the mirror. “And that’s my cue,” you told her and rose to your feet. You followed the stage director towards the stage and watched the TV, waiting for Jimmy to introduce you and bring you out.

“So Chris, I’m not sure if you’ve seen the interview your buddy Sebastian did with James Cordon a while back.” Chris’ eyes narrowed slightly as he pondered; he watched most of the interviews his friends and cast mates did. “The one with his celebrity crush, Sharon Stone.” Jimmy reminded him; Chris laughed and nodded. “Well, taking a page out of Cordon’s book- I thought I’d bring your celebrity crush here tonight so you can have the same opportunity to try and win her over with your charm and good looks.”

“Oh God,” Chris laughed. “This is not going to end well, I can tell already.”

“Let’s give Y/N Y/L/N a hand,” Jimmy called and you walked out right on cue. Chris caught your eye and you both tried hard not to crack even though the smiles you had on your faces were enough to give your big secret away. “C'mon Chris,” Jimmy teased as he rose to his feet, joining the audience in giving you a standing ovation. “Get on your feet, give a good impression.”

“Right, sorry.” Chris jumped onto his feet and clapped for you until you got to his side. “Hi Y/N, it’s a pleasure to finally meet you.” He shook your hand then leaned forward to give your cheek a quick peck. “We’re going to blow this, aren’t we?” He whispered into your ear before pulling away; you subtly nodded in response.

“Hi everyone,” you waved at the audience and they cheered for you. “Oh wow,” you began addressing Jimmy as the three of you took your seats. “It is so good to be back here. How are you, Jimmy?” You asked and he laughed.

“I’m meant to be the interviewer here, Y/N,” he joked and you chuckled. “I’m great, and you look great too. The New York air must agree with you. You’ve been out here for a while now, right?” You nodded. “You’re filming your latest movie which takes place in Manhattan, are you having fun?”

“Crazy fun,” you nodded. “I love New York, it’s where I started my career and where some of my best friends live so- yeah, I’m having a lot of fun. New York’s basically like a third home to me,” you told him; beside you, Chris smiled because he knew you refer to LA- your hometown- as home and Boston- his hometown- as your second home.

“Third home?” Jimmy quizzed. “Isn’t the saying second home?” You nodded, chuckling softly. “Okay then, so if New York is your third home then- where’s your second home? I know LA is your hometown, so that’s number one. What’s number two?”

“Boston,” you answered, trying not to smile too widely as you glanced at Chris; he couldn’t hide his grin. “It’s um- it’s a place close to my heart, a lot of my friends are from Boston- like John Krasinski, and it’s also where I fell in-love actually, with a Bostonian.”

“You’re in-love?” Jimmy looked over at Chris and pressed his lips together. “Aw, that’s a bummer.” Both you and Chris laughed at that. “Here I was thinking I was going to set the two of you up 'cause you know, Chris- Captain America, is not shy about admitting who his celebrity crush is.” You chuckled softly as you nodded. “He’s from Boston too, so if you think he’s better than your current love- it wouldn’t be hard to jump ship. Right, Chris?”

“Well,” Chris winced, trying hard not to crack. “If she’s already in-love with someone else, y'know- I’m not going to interfere with that.” You bit the inside of your cheek, stifling your laughs. “If she were single, of course I’d go for it, but she’s in a relationship, man. I can’t do that to a brother,” he tried not to laugh as he said that.

“Think about this, Y/N,” Jimmy tried to sell your husband to you. “Chris is a fan of yours, he is practically in-love with you already.” You looked over at Chris and he nodded in agreement with Jimmy’s statement, holding a serious face that made you want to laugh. “And c'mon, how great can your current guy be compared to Captain America? I mean- the choice is simple, right? Right, guys?” He asked the audience and they cheered. “The two of you would be the new Brad and Angelina, minus the divorce 'cause you’re Chris’ celebrity crush and I doubt he’d do anything to risk losing you.”

“Oh, definitely not,” Chris agreed and you turned away, laughing. “I’d treasure you for the rest of my life, Y/N.” He took your left hand in his, lifting it into vision but hiding your wedding bands. “I’d love you in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, till death do us part. But I think you already know that from when we exchanged wedding vows,” he said and revealed the wedding bands; everyone gasped, including Jimmy. “Yeah,” Chris began as you both turned to a stunned Jimmy, chuckling. “I didn’t need your help 'cause I already married my celebrity crush.”

“Oh my God,” Jimmy’s jaw dropped. “How- when- are you guys even- Wait, what?” He laughed, bouncing excitedly in his chair. “When did this even happen? I didn’t even know that you guys knew each other, let alone dated! And you’re married? What the fu-” he cut himself off, his smile wide. “That is amazing, wow! Congratulations, you two! Wow!” The audience cheered and clapped when Jimmy did. “This is exclusive right? No one knew before this moment?”

“Our friends and family know,” you told him, chuckling. “But no one else did, so yes. This is an exclusive on your show. I’m married to Chris Evans,” you said and Chris brought your entwined hands to his lips, kissing the back of your hand.

“Yup,” Chris grinned at you then turned to the camera, “I’m married to my celebrity crush.”

Dark Hound

Too many cool things to name this guy. I’ve had this one sitting in my drafts for who  knows how long, it’s about time I posted it! 

I, for the life of me can not remember where the sprite came from. I don’t remember doing it myself which means another artists did it. If that artists if you or you know that artist, shoot me a message so I can credit you. ^^’

While I don’t remember where the sprite came from I do remember I did this, to show  @houndoom-kaboom‘s favourite Pokemon some love. :D

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marlene-fletcher  asked:

what if before spiderman or deadpools identities are revealed keith/spiderman has a huge crush on lance and lance/deadpool has a thing for spiderman but keith just sees deadpool as a big mouth merc and lance just sees keith as some introverted emo and so of course this results in pining idiots... sorry;;

Mmm smth like that! Of course people can play with this au however they like but here is how i see it..

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A bottle to promote harmony and love in a relationship. 


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  • Lavender
  • Passion Flower
  • Rosemary
  • Cumin
  • Ginger
  • Basil
  • Sage/Sandalwood oil
  • Mint
  • Marjoram

Salt for a fresh, clean foundation

Lavender for a calm love

Passion Flower to inspire harmony and friendship between both partners 

Rosemary to inspire both partners to keep a youthful outlook on love and the relationship

Cumin to inspire fidelity

Ginger to keep passion for one another

Basil to remind each other to forgive and communicate

Sage/ Sandalwood to promote manifestation of wishes both partners have for the future, each other and their relationship 

Mint to remind both partners to keep things fresh and be inspired to try new things and have fun

Marjoram to strengthen love between both partners 


I had a rather large heart bottle waiting to be used, so I decided to make a bottle to remind me and my partner of some important parts of our relationship. The idea with this bottle is to put it somewhere visible. Every time you or your partner sees the bottle, they’ll be reminded of what it stands for. It’s meant to embody key points of a good relationship. 

Because it’s such a large bottle, there are quite a few ingredients in this one. You could certainly trim the list down! Added to that, mine contains a lot of lavender compared to other ingredients. I was trying to fill space! I also added magenta and red glitter to catch my eye and be a little more visually stimulating. For those adding glitter, a combination of big glitter and fine glitter works best. The fine glitter dusts the glass and it looks more obvious in person. 

I also personally added a taglock from both myself and my partner. I certainly don’t think it’s required, and I don’t often used taglocks, but I felt moved to use it in this particular bottle. 

I used both loose sage and a sandalwood oil for the purpose of manifesting wishes for the relationship. My partner and I often dream of going places or how our future will be, so I decided two different ingredients were appropriate for the one purpose that has a lot of meaning in our relationship. Be careful with the oil. Use only a drop or so if you can help it. It will clump up some of the herbs and can make the whole thing less visually appealing (if you’re going for the look as much as the intention). 


If you make your own version of this, or have any thoughts on it, I’d love to hear what you guys think! 

-posting my masterlist just for the heck of it-

Full-lenth oneshots (typically around 1,000 words) are posted first under each name, separated from shorter works by a line. Enjoy!

Beenzino

—-
“I Want to Try It With You”

Bobby

Auditions

Payback

It’s Just That…

Match

—–

“I Wrote This For You”

“Excuse Me For Falling in Love With You”

Cha Cha Malone

Realize

C-Jamm

See You Around

Nice To Meet You

Congratulations!

Five Years

Awkward

—-

“It Brings Out Your Eyes”

“He’s Going to Be Fine”

“Why Don’t You Just Crash at My Place For Tonight?”

Crush

“Birds Can’t Fly Without Wings”

“Take the Long Way Around”

Dean

Go

Questions

Decisions

Surprise

—-

“I’m Sorry… I’m Just Stressed Out”

“Please Don’t Do This”

Dok2

Wait

Good Morning

Don’t Tell

Rain

Home

Teamwork

Of Course

Excuses

Collab

Decisions

Secrets

—-

“What Happened To You Two?”

“He Really Needs Help”

“I Heard a Noise”

Flowsik

Familiar

Try

Yes

—-

“I’m Sorry, I Didn’t Mean To”

“You’re Warm”

Giriboy

1:30 AM

Wait!

Goodness Knows Why

Physics

Dawn

—-

“I Could Never Lose You”

“You Need Some Sleep”

“You’re Not Happy Here, Are You?”

“Your Feelings Don’t Matter Right Now; We Need to Do This”

“I Want To Wake Up With You Like This Every Morning”

“Why Don’t You Just Crash At My Place For Tonight?”

“I’m Coming Home”

Gray

Let Loose

Out Of the Blue

Next Time

Safe

Stuck

Headlights

With You

—-

“Cross My Heart and Hope to Die”

“Hold My Hand So He Gets Jealous”

“Don’t Say That”

“Sorry I’m Protective Over the Things I Love”

#Gun

Window

My Pleasure

Roses

I Insist

Cinderella

—-

“I’m Not Going Anywhere”

“Keep Your Eyes Open”

“I’m Sorry I’m Protective Over the Things I Love”

“Take Notes, Sweetheart”

G2

Hmm…

—-

“You Look Good”

“Someone Will Find Us”

Iron

Busking

—-

“The Key Is Under the Mat”

“You Look Good”

“I Couldn’t Do It Without You”

“Why Don’t You Just Crash at My Place For Tonight?”

“Keep Your Eyes Open”

“Have I Ever Told You How Much You Mean To Me?”

“Who Was That Guy?”

“Pillows Are Over-Rated”

Jay Park

Confidence

Joah

Give It a Shot

Go For It

Thank You

One Reason

Stupid

Little Fish

Respect

Aquaman

Lessons

Just You

—-

“Go Back to Sleep”

“I Wrote This For You”

“Slushies Aren’t Just For Kids, Fuck Society”

“You Got a Cute Butt”

“Do You Do This Every Day, By Yourself?”

“Do You Know How Long I’ve Been in Love With You?”

“You Still Have Me”

“I Cheated”

“I Swear, I’m Not Scared”

“Can You Just Leave Me Alone?”

“Get Over It”

Junoflo

—-

“This Is For You”

“She Really Loves You, Doesn’t She?”

“Sleep Tight”

Kohh

The Truth

Too Late

You Know That

Kush

Any Chance

—-

“Who Was That Guy?”

“If You Fall, I’ll Catch You”

“Do You Know How Long I’ve Been In Love With You”

“I Want To Wake Up With You Like This Every Morning”

“I Just Wanted To Get To Know You Better”

“We’re Going On A Trip”

“Let’s Give This Another Shot”

Loco

You’re All Mine

—-

“Why Do You Only Kiss Me When I’m Sleeping?”

“I’m Pregnant!”

“Yes… But You’re Prettier”

“And Then On Top Of All That, I’m On My Period”

Mad Clown

—-

“Who Was That Guy?”

Mino

You Promise?

—-

“I’m Not Going Anywhere”

“What Happened to You Two?”

“Tell Me What Happened, From the Start”

“We Still Have a Long Way To Go”

“You’re Not Happy Here, Are You?”

Okasian

Deal

—-

“Don’t Cry”

“Take My Jacket, It’s Cold Outside”

“Who Was That Guy?”

“Someone Will Find Us”

“You Look Good”

Olltii

Roll With It

—-

“I’m Ready”

“Do You Know How Long I’ve Been in Love With You?”

One

Competition

Everything I Need

—-

“Can I Kiss You?”

“I Had a Dream About You”

The Quiett

Nerves

Studio

Teamwork

Different

—-

“You Still Have Me”

“I Love You”

“Can You Come Over?”

“You’ll Stay By Me Forever, Right?”

Rap Monster

Play

Reddy

—-

“Stay Over”

San E

Lens

Sanchez

—-

“I Think You’re Beautiful”

Sik-K

Study Buddy

Well?

—-

“Why Don’t You Crash At My Place For Tonight?”

“He Really Needs Help”

“I’m Sorry, But That Was Adorable”

“But, I Said I Love You” (Angst Version)

“But, I Said I Love You” (Fluff Version)

Simon Dominic

Results

Comfortable

Jealousy

Words

Drive

Rules

Your Turn

I Don’t Need You

Remember That

Come Back

Congratulations!

Some Other Day

Day 1

I Believe You

Just Check It

Yes

Don’t Remind Me

Good Night

No Big Deal

Even

Bold

Promises

—-

“I Was in the Neighborhood”

“You Should Have Told Me”

“I Wrote This For You”

“You’re Competitive and So Am I, and It’s Going to Lead to a Fight”

“Don’t Say That”

“He Really Loves You, Doesn’t He?”

“I Need You”

“Let’s Give This Another Shot”

“I Don’t Think I Ever Told You, But…”

“No, You’re MY Bitch.”

“Excuse Me For Falling in Love With You”

“You Have No Chill”

Superbee

Keeping Score

Happy Birthday

Ugly Duck

Stars

—-

“Stay There. I’m Coming to Get You”

Vasco

—-

“Someone Will Find Us”

“I Bet You Can’t Go 24 Hours Without Cussing”

₩uno

—-

“You’re Important Too”

Yongguk

—-

“You’ll Stay By Me Forever, Right?”

Zico

Diss

Happy Birthday

—-

“What Are We?”

“We’ve Become That Clingy Couple That You Used to Complain About”

“Do You Really Have to Do That?”

“Please… Don’t Lie To Me”

“I Want to Wake Up With You Like This Every Morning”

“Get Out of the Way Before I Murder You”

“I Think I Busted a Rib”

Zion.T

Tell Me It Again

—-
“Don’t Be an Asshole. Asshole”

“Leave Me Alone”

“Sleep Tight”

2

BOOKS I READ IN 2016: Not Your Sidekick by C.B. Lee

What makes you think I want to keep doing that? I want to be my own person, be liked for who I am, not just for copying you!

sasirioworld-blog  asked:

Have this question MIDORI GURINO TIME! 1-. how many ships you have I mean your favorite ones? 2-.Do you like Taro? I personally feel he is a pain in the ass I prefer Alpha male guy's or The Hero type. 3-.Can you draw BUDO-BAE kill Taro?<3 Love ur art

Looks like I can ship with Midori now(Koumi shut up)

1.) how many ships you have I mean your favorite ones

favorite?I think I said it before,have 6 but my favorite is Ayando 

2,)Do you like Taro?

I like when he wants to kill ayano*I’ve got my pants off*

3,)Can you draw BUDO-BAE kill Taro?

BUDO-BAE?

instyle.com
Ryan Gosling as the Next James Bond? Yes, Please
Ryan Gosling looks great in a tuxedo, but he'd look even better in said tuxedo speed racing an Aston Martin and seducing his female sidekick: That's...

No.  I’m sorry, but no.  I mean, I love Ryan Gosling, but no.

Let me explain.

Originally posted by petersquill

James Bond is English.  Or a Scot (hello, Sir Connery).  Or Irish (Hi, Pierce!).  Or Welsh - looking at you, Timmy Boy.  And okay, you can throw an Aussie in there for flavor (George, we hardly knew ya). 

The point is, James Bond is not fucking American.

Do we really need another square jawed white guy who knows how to wear a tux?  I mean, come on.  Been there. Done that.  Repeatedly.

And finally,

Originally posted by dailydris

The world deserves Idris Bond.

You deserve Idris Bond.

God knows I DESERVE IDRIS BOND.

Originally posted by lesterfreamon