i mean he obviously liked her

something that i really, really hope happens in regards to finn and rey’s relationship in the upcoming films is a huge emphasis on how much FINN means to rey.

because a lot of ugly racists and re/ylos like to say that their relationship is so obviously ~one sided, that finn clearly likes rey but she doesn’t feel as strongly for him (when that’s far from the truth).

so what i REALLY want to see is rey being affectionate towards finn. i want to see her run to him and embrace him, i want to see her laugh at his jokes and look at him like he’s the only thing in the galaxy. i want HER to be the one to say “i love you,” or something along those lines, first- because not only would that be GREAT character development for rey, who has gone so long without having anyone and has finally allowed herself to grow attached to and feel for someone else- but also because it would prove that rey loves finn. it would prove that yes, rey, the white woman protagonist of this trilogy, loves finn, the black man protagonist of this trilogy.

so lucasfilm, please give me a rey who misses finn so much it hurts while she’s away with luke, a rey who cries over him and for him, a rey who is so obviously smitten with this good, brave, incredible man so that nobody can deny that finn is loved by her.

for once, let a black man be the hero; let him “get the girl,” let him be the shining light for those around him- let finn be loved, fiercely and undeniably, so that nobody can deny how important and amazing he is.

“Wil, you’re one of the best people I know. You’ll do what’s right. It’s how you’re wired.” ~ Buffy Summers

“Desperate Measures” is good, Willow-focused issue that continues the season’s streak of quality! I recommend it!

The issue opens with Buffy saving a bird-like demon from a vampire attack. After she slays the hungry and desperate vampire, the Ogre shows up to call her names like oppressor, collaborator, murderer and whatnot. It’s not entirely fair and Buffy was right to slay the undead but let’s be honest here, the ogre’s a demon and Buffy’s the slayer, I mean, obviously, he hates her. Buffy’s frustrated by this, of course, and almost takes out that frustration on Spike but quickly stops herself and just hugs him. It’s nice. Sweet. I liked it.

But let’s talk about Willow as this is very much a Willow-oriented issue what with her being on that absolutely fabulous, sexual-undercurrent-y cover. Willow contacted Lake, the ex-girlfriend, and, testifying under oath, convinced her to release the Wiccans who’ve never actually practiced magic. After signing an agreement in which they oblige to not engage in any spell-casting activities the Wiccans can go home. Considering that it’s a part of their religion the Wiccans ask about the constitutionality of it all. Good question, especially since, as we later learn, some of the Wiccans locked up in the camp are kids. Lake doesn’t have answers. This and another scene with a White House briefing footage touch upon issues of Supreme Court and American legal system in general. I’m actually kind of amazed to find stuff like that in a Buffy the Vampire Slayer comic, in 2017. Anyway, Wiccans with even the meagerest of spell casting abilities need to stay in the camp. This brings us to a very interesting problem. Willow tells Lake that she could, perhaps, drain the magic from Wiccans, what little they have that is, so they could leave the camp. Willow’s been able to drain magic since season six, she drained it from Rack and Giles after all so this isn’t new and, also, this isn’t something only Willow can do. Giles and the coven planned to drain Willow during her vengeful rampage as well as Rack in Willow: Wonderland. Obviously, Willow is conflicted about it, it’s ripping away a natural part of someone!, she tells Lake, like cutting off a hand!, a mutilation!, later adds Calliope. Speaking of which, this Willow’s dilemma has another facet to it, a more personal one. Calliope. You drain her magic, she goes home to her girlfriend. You don’t, she stays here with you, observes Buffy. Willow agrees, with a very self-retrospective line - Did I wait out of some moral objections to losing a crucial part of our identity? Or am I slow-walking it for selfish reasons? Holy shit, this is so good! This is the caliber of the issues Willow should be dealing with, it’s awesome, awesome writing! Buffy reassures Willow, see the opening quote, and I love the way she does that! It took Buffy a while but somewhere between season five and seven she finally understood the Willow user manual. There are basically two rules, one, don’t lie to her, ever, under any circumstances and, two, remind her that she’s good and amazing when necessary ‘cause Willow sometimes forgets. Follow those rules and your Willow will operate at full capacity, just like Buffy’s! Anyway, Buffy mentions that while in danger inside the camp, Wiccans on the outside aren’t necessarily safe either, what with anti-Wiccan hate crime being on the rise. This infuriates Willow. As a cloud of magic flares around her she expresses some of her own frustration and anger, like Buffy earlier with Spike. I love this panel, Buffy looks visibly fearful here. Another interesting thing is how Willow’s relationship with Wicca is portrayed here, I think that at this point this is legitimately Willow’s faith, a religion and a system of beliefs. Thus, she wishes to protect Wiccans not only as generic innocents but also as her people, her brothers and sisters in faith. The portrayal of magic must follow this - magic used to be many things in this franchise, sex, drugs, empowerment, but now it’s something akin to a prayer, an expression of Wiccans’ faith as mentioned earlier.

Buffy’s worried about the talks and rumors of an uprising in the camp. Willow and Buffy ask Calliope if she knows anything about it and she reveals Ogre’s plan. It is to zerg rush the gate while the force field is open to let in trucks with supplies. Willow stays with Calliope and casts a calming spell to, well, calm the demons while Buffy gets to the gate to stop the escape attempt. I understand that, as always, Buffy follows her heart but, I mean, a bunch of angry and mostly hostile to her demons get slaughtered, hopefully after they take out some human guards and maybe a slayer or two. Is that necessarily a bad thing? It is when you’re Buffy and that’s why she’s a hero, duh! That said, if the camp was united and Buffy with the Wiccans took part in it, the escape probably would have worked. Sure, there would be some casualties and the human and slayer guards would end up slaughtered, skull-fucked, raped and possibly eaten alive but hey. What? Slayers are defenseless against magic, what are they gonna do against a simple levitation spell? Fall to the ground and splatter when it’s broken. So Buffy interferes, beats the crap out of the ogre and a pile of other demons and dissolves the situation. As a reward Jordan offers her an opportunity to guard the work crews outside the next day. This allows Buffy to learn a couple of things - one, some places are off limits even for Jordan’s slayers, two, vampires exchange demon flesh for blood on a black market (why?) and three, the demons are building some sort of an occult machine, with runes and magical symbols. This is suspicious, right? In the closing scene Buffy decides to somehow gain access to the restricted areas and learn the truth about the camp.

There’s one more scene that’s worth mentioning. An amphibious demon representing water breathers ask Jordan for help as other, purely water breathing creatures are dying in droves. His pleas are met with a mixture of indifference and maliciousness. The desperate demon, then, tries to escape in a jeep and is shot dead by a sniper. I think that this quite a sad scene is more important than it appears. Every action causes a reaction and ocean is a powerful force. If a Cthulhu-like monster or an ancient sea witch shows up to destroy New York in retaliation for the deaths of innocent water creatures I won’t be surprised. Makes me think that San Francisco attack might have been a retaliation as well. Speaking of retaliations, in the last page of the issue Ogre and his gang decide to kill Buffy. It’s easy, we kill the slayer. Wow. Sound plan. Brilliant.  

There are some things I don’t like about this issue. “Desperate Measures” is completely humorless. I understand that it deals with serious social and political issues and you know what, I don’t care. There’s humor even in the darkest of the show’s moments and if I’m not laughing it’s not Buffy, OK? Another is the art. Most of it is great, the paneling is cinematic, the colors are vibrant, the fights scenes are bloody and frantic but some of the panels look substandard and I’m not even talking about the standard inhuman proportions or that one infamous Willow’s expression (trust me on this, you’ll know which one) since I, too, am a purveyor of dank memes. For example, look at the otherwise amazing sequence where Buffy fights the Ogre. Where’s the background? Those panels look unfinished. As to the writing, I’m not sure about Buffy’s characterization. On the surface there’s nothing wrong with her but I can’t help but notice that the character seems to have lost her fire, initiative and immediacy. On the other hand, maybe it’s just Buffy getting older, wiser and more responsible? Jordan, her pseudo-nemesis I suppose, remains mostly uninteresting. She’s barely a character, mostly a vehicle to hurl snide lines at Buffy. It’s disappointing.

I really liked this issue - it’s solid, it’s thought-provoking, it’s relevant! Check it out!

You know I’m pretty sure Marinette spends FAR more one-on-one time with Chat Noir than any other specific guy she knows, even if most of said time is spent kicking various akuma in the face, and I am just picturing her sloooowly and subconsciously starting to expect all boys to be cats. Like. Dudes are cats. That’s just how it is. That is a totally normal way to interact with boys, obviously?? 

“Girl, what the hell,” Alya says as Marinette distractedly gives Nathaniel headscritches after he comes over to attempt to talk to her while she’s concentrating on a design. Nathaniel is too busy internally screaming to say anything himself. What is this, what is this about, what does this MEAN????

Somewhere Adrien Agreste spends an entire photoshoot seething with pure feline envy and has no idea why.

Blog Before Baby?

sherlockisdatingjohn said:

Sorry to bother again, but I have a question about TST that I don’t really know who to ask about. In the scene right after the opening where John is typing on his laptop even though it’s not actually his blog, just a screen shot I suppose, the fake blog post called 221Back he says that “the baby runs all of our lives” and “if im not changing nappies, I’m buying nappies” but Mary is still obviously pregnant at this point in the show (like a second before it goes to his screen, it shows her grimacing and grabbing her stomach, it’s also before the birth scene). Why would everyone be so extremely busy with the baby and why would John be constantly changing and buying nappies if the baby hasn’t even been born?


OH. This is interesting.

I mean, we already figured out that the blog entry isn’t even real, so… why… show us a blog entry about having a baby and changing nappies if… it hasn’t even happened yet? Further proof about this possibly being Sherlock’s unreliable narration?!

Plus this blog entry was actually pointed out to Arwel, and he is aware that it is a graphic and not the blog (I believe his response was just a winky face). So.

This is interesting.

but yeah the one thing that is still irking me about this revival is like

the theme of the entire show, now, is “you can’t escape your parents’ fate.”

i mean, obviously Rory is following in her mom’s path (unmarried and pregnant with little to no job prospects), Christopher finally joined the family business like they always said he would, Logan is engaged to someone his parents set him up with, Paris lets her kids be raised by a nanny, Jess is in unrequited love with a Gilmore woman. They are literally all following the exact same path their parental figures took and??? That’s really….bleak. None of these kids forged their own life path, they’re all doomed to repeat their parents’ mistakes, and that’s the most despairing, hopeless future you can put on anyone. it’s NOT nostalgic and cute, it’s pessimistic and horrifying.

things i loved about andi mack
  • how diverse the cast is like omg
  • cyrus possibly being gay????
  • bex and andi??? don’t look alike at all???? which i think means andi probably takes after her bio father, meaning that he could appear in later episodes/seasons
  • when cyrus wants buffy to tell him “nice bike” it’s only boys that are walking by when he starts talking himself up to appear cool
  • the fucking “i have my first period” joke
  • buffy is obviously named after buffy the vampire slayer (which was kinda confirmed??) meaning her parents are giant nerds
  • how bex calls andi “andi-man”
  • “yeah i’m real torn up that i can’t listen to nickleback anymore”
  • how jonah wanted andi to join the frisbee team, implying that the team was already co-ed 
  • the whole “amber alert” thing. i was just WAITING for someone to point out the joke in that. 
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Enough with the suit already. It’s a badass suit, but I’m the one in the badass suit, so I should be the one to tell her.

Destruction from Habits (2)

Originally posted by chimchams

Jungkook x reader x Jimin
Word count: 5.1K
Angst, romance, smut
For @inktae
2/4


Two days and you were lying in Jimin’s queen sized bed as he sat in his computer chair, slouching and held his phone between his hands.
He’s obviously still texting Bora, giggling, and aside from that talking to you about the movie marathon that you both are choosing for the night. However, it seems like Jimin’s procrastinating on the actual idea of picking the series and rather spends time with her.

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anonymous asked:

Hii can you do one where Betty is in denial about her feelings so Veronica and jughead fake date to get her to show her true feelings?

This ones cute! I’m gonna kind of spin it where both Betty and jughead don’t realize the others feelings.
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“Are you sure this is such a good idea?” Jughead winced, rubbing the back of his neck as Veronica gripped his free hand with hers, dragging him into pops.

Kevin was walking beside the pair, rolling his eyes.
“Of course it is Jughead, you want Betty to be happy don’t you?” Kevin smirked raising a brow in question.

Jughead lifted his head sharply and nodded
“Obviously I do.” He growled “but do we really think Archie is the guy for her? His track record isn’t that great with Betty. I mean I know you guys say she’s like in love with him or whatever.” He trailed off mumbling, his eyes darkening at the thought before he continued “..but come on, Archie’s my best friend but Betty deserves better, she deserves someone who’s going to be all about her. Someone who notices when she’s not eating because of her anxiety, or when she flicks her fingers because she’s excited, or even when..” Jughead was smiling now, thinking about the beautiful blonde, Veronica cut him off.

“Well Betty told me she was interested in someone, she wouldn’t tell me who, but she mentioned he would never feel the same way so she couldn’t tell him.” Veronica cut a glance over to Kevin who was smirking at Jughead “we can only assume that’s Archie based off of history, so once she sees us as together, ya know an unexpected couple, she’ll be filled with courage and finally tell him. It’s fool proof.” Veronica nodded proudly.

Jughead sighed
“I don’t get how pretending we’re a couple is going to affect her at all, but whatever. If it helps bets I’ll give it a try.”

Veronica smiled, pulling him through the doors.
“That’s the spirit.”

Kevin snorted, immediately spotting the red head and the blonde. He pulled veronica towards him and whispered for only her to hear

“Operation bughead is a go. Carry on soldier.”

Veronica flipped her long black hair and wrapped herself around Jughead as he stiffened, Veronica knew this was uncomfortable for him, he only ever let Betty get that close. She felt bad for half a second before she noticed the way her beautiful best friend was staring at them from the booth in the corner.

Oh this was gonna be fun.

Veronica practically squealed.

“Betty! Archiekins! We had no idea you were going to be here! We just wanted to stop by for a milkshake, Jughead just took me on the absolute best date. Right Juggiekins?” She put on her very best puppy dog eyes staring at the dark haired boy.

He just shrugged and nodded
“Yeah, it was great.”

The boy needed to take some acting lessons, she rolled her eyes sliding in across from the pair sitting practically on top of Jughead.

Archie seemed to be choking on his fries as he asked
“You two are dating? Like together? Together together?”

Veronica nodded happily
“It’s new, but yes. We’re a couple.”

Betty seemed close to tears, as she smiled shakily at the pair
“Congratulations you guys.”

Jughead eyed the way her fingernails dug into her palms, ducking his head to meet her eyes he frowned, Betty responded by pulling her sleeves over her hands and smiling sadly.

Woah, she was hiding from him. She never hid from him. What was going on?

Veronica felt awful, her heart hurting at causing her best friend pain, but it had to be done or nothing would change.

“Anyway” she continued “what are you two up too?”

Archie looked pissed and just shrugged his shoulder, nodding at the paper in front of them
“Homework” he grumbled, getting up he began walking over to the counter. “I’m getting a soda, Anyone want anything?”

Betty shook her head, going back to her own work. Veronica nodded

“I’ll take a cherry coke, and jughead he’ll have what he always has, a burger and a Pepsi.” She rolled her eyes

“A coke. ” Betty whispered from her side of the booth. Archie looked over to her and raised a brow “what?”

She looked up locking eyes on Veronica
“He likes coke, he hates Pepsi. It tastes flat, and don’t forget he doesn’t like ketchup, pops always puts it on the burgers, you have to clarify. You’re his girlfriend shouldn’t you know that?” Betty bit out, resting her pen on the table and pushing her shoulders back.

Veronica raised a brow, laying her hands flat on the table and smiling, here we go.
“I know plenty about Jughead, Betty. He’s my boyfriend.”

Betty tightened her pony tail

“Oh yeah? Well do you know he hates to sit on the outside of the booth? Kind of like your forcing him too right now. Or how about the fact that he never once has eaten a piece of broccoli. Do you help sew his beanie back together when it gets holes? Since you’re his girlfriend you obviously pack an extra sandwich for lunch because you know how hungry he gets. Did you know that he’s probably the best person in this entire world?” Her lips were trembling and she stood abruptly “Im sorry, I have to go. Excuse me.” She bolted out of the booth, wrapping her arms around herself as she sprinted out the door.

“Betty!” Veronica called.

Jughead was out of the booth in seconds flat, following the blonde quickly. His phone long forgotten.

He caught up to the gorgeous, crying blonde about half way down Main Street.

“Betty!” He called nearly bumping into her, grabbing her wrist with his hand and spinning her around, taking in her watery eyes and red nose he felt his heart ache.

“What’s the matter bets? What happened?” He whispered

She looked into his eyes with a shaky breath
“I’m happy for you Juggie. I’m happy you’re happy. I just… I don’t know. I can’t… what does she have that I don’t?” She knew she sounded pathetic but she was too far gone.

He looked absolutely confused.
“What? Who? Veronica? Betty I…”

She cut him off
“I know I’m damaged, and I know I’m just a whole bunch of baggage but I can be good for you. I know you Jughead, more than she does, and okay I’m not as stunning or exotic as she is, but maybe if I wore tighter..”

It was his turn to cut her off , pressing his lips to hers and flexing his fingers on her waist.

Perfect. Jughead hated that word, but this moment with her lips on his, her hands pressed into his chest, her soft honey blonde hair tickling his cheeks, it was perfect.

Pulling away to smile at the dazed girl next door, he tucked her hands in his and nuzzled his nose into hers.

“Veronica and me were pretending, she wanted you to see that anything could happen so you would gain enough courage to ask Archie out.”

She pulled away a confused expression marring her face
“Archie? Why would I want Archie. That’s history.”

He tugged her back into him

“I don’t want Veronica, I don’t want anyone. I want you. I want you and now that I have you, I’m not giving you up. You’re everything to me.”

She smiled waterey eyed, as she pressed a soft kiss on his lips

“I’m not losing you either Jughead.”

He smiled, intertwining their fingers as they walked back to pops

“Come on l, I think we owe Veronica a milkshake.”

have you guys ever thought about how different it would be if the acotar series was in Tamlin's perspective?

And by ‘it’ I mean the story, obviously, but especially the romance between the two of them, and the other characters.

He’s so demented, he can’t see that he is abusing her. He would probably trick us into loving their romance, hating Rhys, and the entire 2nd book being his rescue mission for her, like its fucking Taken or something.

You know how for ToG, we’re all obsessed with rowan finding his aelin, and we are looking at eagles and bird gifs and saying “bring her home” with tears in our eyes and shit-well that’s what we would be doing for tamlin in regard to feyre.

And when nearing the end of acomaf, he finds out rhys has like tricked feyre and put her into a spell, it would be so devastating and everybody would be screaming, and then when the spell “broke” and he took her home everyone would be flooded with emotion.

And we would all hate rhys so much; all our rant posts would be tagged “rhysand the appliance” or some shit

I know that after a while some alarms might go off for us, when he inevitably thinks something incredibly misogynistic or just generally twisted and wrong, but I think at least for a while we would be fooled because his perspective is so fucking warped it’s insane.  Anyways just a thought.

Okay but can we please talk about how completely touch starved Lukas must be?

Like, his mom died when he was young and his dad obviously isn’t the affectionate type. He has Rose, but I’m sure that her touch isn’t very comforting to him, and I highly doubt any of his school friends are any better. 

I mean, no wonder Lukas is so gentle and touchy-feely with Philip, the boy has most-likely been completely starved of all tenderness and affection for years. And that is extremely fucking heartbreaking..

anonymous asked:

You don't inherit personality,sakura being her mom doesn't mean being easily angered and yelling shannaro is in her blood.You inherit eye color,hair color,and skin color.NOT personality traits.You can't tell PHYSICALLY that she is related to sakura.

Lol, I was waiting for this response!

I’m afraid that in Kishi’s world Anon, you do inherit those things.

Naruto got his “Dattebayo” verbal tic from Kushina, and she obviously wasn’t around for him to have simply picked it up, he inherited it:

And Kushina even explicitly said that she hoped he didn’t end up with any verbal tics like herself,  but he did. And he obviously got it from her:

Naruto says “Dattebayo”:

And in a similar way, Boruto inherited his own tic from Naruto, “Dattebasa”:

So no Anon, Kishi explicitly indicated that Sarada got her “Shannarooo” tic from Sakura because she’s her daughter. That’s just how the plot is:

But if that’s not enough for you, more proof that Sarada is Sakura’s daughter is the fact that she inherited Sakura’s immaculate chakra control. Tsunade and Shizune will tell you that possessing chakra control so fine, to the point of being able to use the monstrous strength taijutsu and possibly the Byakugou Seal later on, isn’t something which you can simply learn. Chakra control of that magnitude needs to be inherited

“Are we gonna eat, or do I got to be a king to get some food around here?”

I still think there were undertones of jealousy in Daryl’s little joke. Of course, not by any means was this jealousy in the possessive, claiming, stereotypical sense because that is not Daryl. I don’t mean jealousy in the sense that he thinks of Carol as his, but clearly he cares about her in a way that the thought of her having dinner with Ezekiel is on his mind, pricking at him. Richard told him that Ezekiel brings Carol food, he most likely saw the King and co. at Carol’s house before knocking on her door - and even in the midst of everything, this sticks in Daryl’s head. 

Obviously, by making that comment he was trying to lighten the mood, get Carol to laugh, and that’s what it was about. But I just don’t believe that Daryl would be shown to be thinking about something as trivial as Ezekiel eating dinner with Carol, if he simply loves her in a familial way. Though Daryl’s motive in making that “joke” was clearly him wanting to make Carol stop crying, if TPTB were not trying to convey that Ezekiel fawning over Carol was jabbing at him and obviously on his mind, then they could’ve had Daryl say anything. 

Why even have Daryl bring up Ezekiel in that snarky (but still jokey) tone if Daryl was just Carol’s friend and nothing more? Someone who only sees Carol as a friend wouldn’t really care or let alone bother to bring up who she’s having dinner with. 

Something like that only sticks with you and bothers you if you have romantic feelings for that someone. Obviously, the thought of them being with someone else in a potentially romantic way would innately bother you. 

I also think this kinda counts as a parallel to Carol’s “Just so you know, I liked you first”. In both cases, Carol and Daryl are making jokes but they have undertones of what I would call jealousy (though Carol’s was a lot more frivolous than Daryl’s) conveyed in a subtle way. And in both cases, we have the other person responding with “stop/shut up”. 

Jealousy like this is a natural feeling to experience when you are in love. So, in conclusion, Carol and Daryl’s feelings for each other exceed familial/friendship and this is just one example. :)

Tears of Joy

Pairing: Jared x Reader

Headcanon Request: Jared’s happy tears. ❤ Like, when he sees you walking down the aisle at your wedding. When you announce your first pregnancy. When you give birth to the child. - @elliewinchesterr

Word Count: ~1,890

Warnings: so much fluff, holy crap, I think I might have a cavity. Mentions of pregnancy and birth. I cried while I wrote this, so prepare yourselves.

A/N: Please don’t yell at me for using a photo from Jared’s actual wedding. Yes, Gen is amazing, I love her too. This is fiction, and I obviously don’t mean to disrespect Genevieve in any way. Please understand and remember that.

When Jared proposed, there were tears. Not just yours, sure mostly yours, but his too. You said yes, and the dam broke. His tears fell onto your face when he stood and kissed you.

On your wedding day, the second Jared saw you, tears filled his eyes. As you walked toward him, he had to wipe his face a few times. When you and your father had finally gotten to him, your dad gave you away, but not before making Jared promise to take care of you and treat you right, to love you until the day he died. Jared agreed, promised, but not before he let out a choked sob and hugged your dad. The sight alone made your eyes well up, but you held back - your makeup was too perfect to ruin.

As you said your vows, Jared, along with everyone else in attendance, had tears spilling over their eyes. Jared felt the love pouring off of you, and he’d never experienced something so amazing. It was like a weight bearing down on his chest, but it was the best, most crushing feeling he’d ever felt. He pulled a folded paper from the pocket of the jacket of his tuxedo and began reading.

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is the wider marvel fandom aware that gambit and storm are bffs 4ever

i mean setting aside the fact that storm got turned into a little kid for a while and gambit was totally cool taking her word for it that she was actually an adult superhero and joined the x-men on that basis (which is some Weird Comics Shit and obviously not everyone needs to know that)

just generally they are my favorite brotp of all time and i feel like not enough people are aware that storm and gambit are Best Thief Buddies and they robin hood it up and kick ass

the movies have committed many crimes but the loss of this friendship is the worst

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oh wow! ok so this is next level trash. this is super dumb. i did it anyway.

this is emo bands heathers AU and i totally didn’t mean for brendon to end up as veronica but shit it worked so well man

i started with Gerard who’s obviously Heather Chandler then i worked my down, frank is Heather Duke cause he is so far up Gerard’s ass (i had to y'all i couldn’t just not), pete is Heather Macnamara because younger pete kind of reminds me of her, brendon is veronica, Ryan would be betty Finn since brendon is veronica, patrick would be Martha dunstock (i say this cause people STILL give him shit about his body like no leave him alone), and dallon would be JD because you can’t have Ryan be two characters and dallon doesn’t fit betty Finn

ANYWAY 

this is super dumb and i should be doing homework but if you haven’t seen heathers you should 1000% check it out cause its surreal as fuck and just awesome

okay but here is the thing about 1x05 (and i can’t stop but think about it): dirk and tood look like they are having a roadtrip in there.

I mean, forget about the actual plot for a minute. Imagine that. 

They left Seattle one day because everyday life became way too dull and boring. Well, it’s what Dirk said when he shown up at Todd’s residence. it was Dirk’s idea, obviously, that Todd and him must to go on a road trip. I have everything planned and under control, he said. Come on, Todd, he said. It’ll be fun! Amanda is having good time with Farah so you don’t have to worry about her, you have no job, your apartment is destroyed, you have nothing to lose! Come on!

So yeah, they left Seattle one day and headed east. 

At the start they ate at cafés, trying local food, joking around during their meals:

But eventually they almost ran out of money because Dirk is absolutely unstopable when decided to buy something useless (”Not useless, Todd! It’s souvenirs from our trip! To make it unforgettable!”). He even bought a USA Flag T-Shirt for Todd and didn’t settle untill Todd put it on:

So, to save the rest of the money they started spending nights in the car instead of motel rooms:

(which was quite uncomfortable):

…and also eating take-away food (because it’s cheaper):

It turned out that all Dirk’s “Ultimate Plan On Travelling With Todd” looked like:

1. get a car

2. convince Todd

3. have fun!

So they didn’t have any planned route and Dirk just randomly turned right and left. Of course at some point they got lost in the middle of nowhere and even GPS was no help and Dirk tried to use some old map to get back on the road:

Todd was mad at Dirk sometimes, sure thing. He was pissed off, salty and used to say that he’s done, he’s so done and he must go back right now, no matter how. Dirk was always worried that Todd would actually leave him and tried to talk him round:

But c’mon! There were good things, too. Like, they admired landscape (Okay, they ran out of gas that time and had no choice but admire it until someone found them):

They hiked through the woods for hours (because Dirk forgot where he left their car and they tried to find it): 

They even tried to assemble some king of portative camping stove (well, Dirk tried. because they finally spent all of the money and Dirk decided that from now on they must hunt to survive)

When they finally came back to Seattle - car covered in dirt, clothes shabby - Amanda asked them like million questions in a row. Farah was there, too, listening to their stories, smiling, sometimes interrupting them to say “I know that place”. Dirk was the one who talked the most and Todd just was sitting there, relaxed, listening with one ear and thought: “Oh, man. It actually was fun”

Some unanswered questions:

1. What happened to Irene Adler?

2. What is she texting Sherlock?

3. Did Sherlock tell Molly that the call was all a plan? Or did he play along?

4. How did John, Sherlock, Mycroft survive the bomb without even a tiny little bruise? 

5. Sherlock and John jumped from the first floor and were perfectly alright. I mean not even a leg sprain or something?

6. Where was John’s baby all this time?

7. Where did Mrs. Hudson park her Lambo all this while without getting noticed?

8. How did Sherlock THE consulting detective not realize that there wasn’t any glass wall obviously, because if there was one, there would be a reflection. Like come on man!

man I realize that all those posts that were like “GREASE IS SAYING YOU HAVE TO CHANGE YOURSELF TO BE LOVED” but it’s like… no it’s about toxic masculinity and dangerous gender roles you see how Danny is sweet to Sandy in the summer but has to act ‘cool’ in front of the t-birds meanwhile he’s upset but realizes he has to change HIS ways and not be disgusting after treating Sandy rudely at the drive in. and then Danny is changing his image to reflect a gentle side but at the end of the movie after the drag race Sandy wants to break free and not be sweet as the pink ladies made fun of her for being. because now she realizes she doesn’t HAVE to be that 'good’ and 'well mannered’

I mean obviously something like grease leaves a lot to interpretation the message is fuzzy

anonymous asked:

"Because we have you sarada" was mistranslated right? Isn't it "because you exist sarada" or something like that. I've seen arguments saying that he meant that's what's keeping he and Sakura together. It's ridiculous. Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't he mean that she is proof of their mutual love? And basically if he didn't love Sakura he never would have impregnated her?

Of course that’s what he meant, but obviously the die-hard SasuNaru, NaruSaku and SasuKarin extremists just can’t accept that, and instead choose to formulate all these theories that make no sense.

“Because you exist” was the Viz translation, which is more often than not the most reliable one:

Sarada asked Sasuke if his heart was truly connected to Sakura’s, and he answered affirmatively. Firstly, what the extremists don’t seem to understand is that people’s hearts don’t connect through having a child; their hearts need to be connected in order for them to want to have a child in the first place. They were together before Sarada existed, so for Sasuke to say “we’re connected because of you” doesn’t make sense, regardless of how desperately the extremists try to make sense of it. They were already connected, and Sarada is the proof of that.

You also gotta love how so many of them spout things like how “a child being the proof of love is a horrible message because what about divorced parents who have major issues with each other?”, as if that has even the slightest bit of relevance. Sasuke and Sakura aren’t divorced, nor do they have problems with each other. So how is that in any way applicable? It boggles the mind.

If the extremists want to believe that Sasuke meant that Sarada was the only thing that was keeping her parents together, despite the fact that he obviously meant it as that Sarada is the proof that Sasuke and Sakura’s hearts are connected, not the reason, because if their hearts weren’t connected, then she wouldn’t exist, then let them, because what’s the point in trying?

They can’t even ask themselves why Sarada would have given such a warm smile after seeing the affection displayed between her parents if there was actually no love between them whatsoever:

Why would she be smiling like that after coming to the realisation that there truly was nothing at all between them? Why would she be happy about such a negative thing? It makes no sense. Yet, they think it makes perfect sense to believe that Sarada giving such a genuine and warm smile:

Was because she realised that there was absolutely no love or affection whatsoever between her parents. Lol, of course it does! She was so jubilant because she noticed that her parents don’t love each other. Logic! ^_^

Using that same logic, they also never ask themselves why Sarada would get so happy to the point of tears, and why Naruto and Chouchou would be so happy for her, after hearing Sasuke imply “You’re the only reason you’re mother and I are still together, Sarada”. Why would Sarada be so pleased to hear that? Why would Naruto and Chouchou be so happy for her?

Chouchou would essentially be thinking “Aww, lucky Sarada. You’re the only thing keeping your parents together!”.

See how stupid that sounds? And the extremists think that’s what the scene is indicating? Because that apparently makes perfect sense right? Goodness.

Now let’s look at some examples of how they grossly twist interviews!

Some extremists would have you believe Kishi claimed that Sarada’s mother is open for interpretation, that he wasn’t sure if Sasuke and Sakura were happy, and that he was thinking of divorcing them in the future. Despite the fact that what he actually said was:

God only knows where they got all that other nonsense from.

And lastly, back to admiring their logic :)

If the extremists want to cling onto the hope that Kishi, Sasuke, Sakura and even Karin herself could all just be lying in order to keep up appearances for some unknown reason, when especially Karin had absolutely no reason to lie to Suigetsu whatsoever:

Then let them.

Goodness, all of those statements just sounded so ridiculous, because that’s exactly what they are. If they want to ignore what the characters say, and not only blindly deny canon material, but also ignore what the author himself says, and even go so far as to actually twist his words in favour of their own headcanons, then I can only just smile and nod, seriously.