i mean dont get me wrong its a cute pairing but

How to Get Rich Quick as a Sugar Baby

1. Learn now that there is NO get rich quick formula. 

This process takes times, and for many of us money…it takes money to make money honey! That said; some girls are lucky, some are in better areas(around men with fatter wallets), some are in a better position(i.e. have their own car/apt to travel and host) Everybody’s situation is different. Sugar babies are like snowflakes, no two are the same. The sooner you learn that and CAPITALIZE ON IT, the happier you will be. While you can’t get rich immediately there are ways of jumping into the bowl and starting on your best foot forward. It’s always better to start ahead than behind. That said brings me to #2 


Research your area, what’s normal for the girls around your area, How they look, How they dress what’s normal etc. Look up sample sugar accounts and see how they look. As for the men? Stalk the shit out of them make sure you reverse image search, if they give you a card search their name and company. Pretend he’s your man and he’s cheating on you with a woman at his job FIND EVERYTHING YOU CAN ON HIM. Yes sometimes they are apprehensive about giving too many personal details…rightfully so a sugar baby scorned can be a very dangerous thing. Girls out men to family members, jobs etc. But your safety comes first which leads me into the next point


Please don’t be out here doing dumb shit, if it doesn’t occur to you that you should be meeting a strange new man in a public place BEFORE ever going to his hotel room, apt, etc…you’re too naive to be doing this in the first place. Being naive in the sugar game is enough to get you killed. I mean that literally. Tell someone, anyone where you will be meeting POTs, time, place, how long it should last. They don’t have to know, just tell them you have a date and just wanted someone to know your whereabouts whatever you have to say to keep them from asking too many questions. I have someone call me about 15 minutes into the date so if it’s going bad I can pretend it’s a family emergency and leave and if it’s going great I let them know I’ll call them when it’s over. This is important. Calling when it’s over keeps yo ass from getting kidnapped. Take heed to my warning dear women of the bowl. Say what you must to insure your saftey…bringing me to my next point 

4. LIE, LIE, LIE..Fake it until you make it. 

Fake name, fake adress, fake school, fake ID, fake everything. Keep yours lies IN ORDER! Men are oblivious…not stupid, they will notice if you say you go to NYU then say you go to Standford later on. Keep it simple. Keep it believable. Keep it together. Use the same lie for every POT /or/ use the same ~method~ of lying for each…make their alma mttern your school, their job your aspiration etc. Do not ever get so comfortable with an SD/SM/POT that you start giving out personal details. This is how you get caught, outed, or stalked. And those are not the worst of what can happen when an SD has your information. We know the world we live in, and while I may not care about family knowing I’m an SB I don’t need the implications of that ever getting back to the professional world. 

5. Make business cards. 

Have your sugar identity well put together. Be ready to deflect questions don’t ever give more than what he asked. If you have cards it makes you look more professional that’s bonus points..it let’s a POT know you don’t play. It makes your sugar identity more realistic. And hell, it helps you to remember your own sugar name, I forgot mine a few times when I first started lol  

6. Cultivate your online identity. Make sure you use pictures that you don’t have on ANY other site other than sugar sites. 

You don’t want him reverse image searching your most popular facbook/instagram/Twitter picture because we all know that’s a slippery slope to seeing a wholeeeeee Lotta people you know. THIS IS IMPORTANT: Facebook sometimes uses your location to show people if they should friend you, so please don’t be logged in when you meet with a client or POT…this goes for everybody escorts, full service sex workers, strippers etc. You do not want your personal Facebook page getting into the wrong hands. Make a fake Facebook and have that logged in…even if you don’t have the app open, or on if it’s used through other apps (like candy crush) you will come up in the suggested area. That is not something you want…there are posts about how to dismantle that. Find them.

7. Keep your vanilla life out of your sugar life. 

I’m not saying your BF/GF has to go, but they have no place in conversations with your POT. Just because they may know about your sugar life doesn’t mean your sugar life has to know about them. And be careful who you tell, friends get jeaous. Significant others get jealous. Parents get defesive (at the fact that they cant provide for you and they dont agree with the way youve decided to provide for yourself). Be very careful about telling other hoes too, everybody’s your friend until you’re making more than them.

8. Tell a friend. 

Seriously. It helps. Find a person you know won’t judge you, even if it’s just online and make them your confidante…it helps this life can be stressful. ONE PERSON 

9. Back to fake it til you make it. Just cuz you don’t HAVE money, doesn’t mean you can’t LOOK like money.

 Staple pieces are important in any collection. In the words of my savior Cardi B. LEARN TO BUDGET HOE. You can make a $20 outfit look like a $200 outfit depending on the shoes and jewelry you wear. Make sure your outfits don’t say too much. And make sure you’re dressed for the occassion. If you’re going to a dinner dress and heels should suffice play it up with your bag.. movies? Dress down a little bit, play it up on the jewelry. Shopping? Wear something comfortable to walk around in, but easy to change in and out of, men love seeing you try shit on! So flats, a sundress and a clutch; you’ll already have bags to take home don’t add another. You’re outfit doesn’t have to COST money to LOOK like money. Remember that. Especially since men have no taste and know shit about what’s name brand and what isn’t. Real name brand is on the tags not the item. 

Staple pieces include(theres 100 of these so I’m not adding pictures): 
•nice pair of blue jeans 
•plain sundress
•nice bikini & one piece
•cute but classy pair of shorts
•simple lightweight blazer
•plain neutral heels
• open toe shoes
•strappy sandles(trust me these are a must have they dress up ANY outfit)
• nice silky ~looking blouse..doesn’t actually have to be silk (forever 21)
• fitted nuetral button up shirt(s) that play up your boobs
•a good strapless bra
•a good pushup bra
•a good nude bra Black & Brown sugar babies nude is not one color, please get something that suits YOUR skin tone. 

10. Trust your gut, and use common sense. If something doesn’t feel right, it probably isn’t! 

If a POT scares you, leave! You owe no explanation. Excuse yourself and LEAVE. Your instincts are real do not ignore them, you can’t spend money if you’re dead. Play it smart ladies and stay safe. Staple saftey items you can find on Groupon, Amazon, Ebay or a local store near you:
•Portable flats aka roll up flats (can’t run in stilettos)
•Portable phone charger (life saver)
•Tazer(stun gun) check the laws of your state though
•Mase (legal everywhere)
•Incognito Knife (they come in cute designs such as pen, lipstick, key etc)
•Your common sense, no amount of money is worth your life Sugar!

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Originally posted by castielamigos

Pairing: Chuck x Reader, Winchesters x Sister!Reader
Word count: 1,474
Warnings: Swearing, smut
Request:  @ronnie248-blog Can you do a Chuck x reader fanfic. She is Sam and Dean’s sister and her and Chuck have been sleeping together behind their backs but they catches them one time and you can do what you want from there. (Smut if you would like)

When you first started sleeping with Chuck, you knew there were two choices. You could tell your brothers right away, or you could go behind their backs, and hide it. Knowing how they were, you chose the latter. Had you told them, chances were, it would have been a huge blow out, insults would have been hurled in every direction, and Dean would have likely wanted to hurt Chuck. You loved your brothers, you did not love their temper.

That meant you had to be creative, and have quickies at times. You were working a case just 15 minutes from Chuck’s house when you told your brothers you weren’t feeling well, and planned to sleep it off. It was a simple case, that you weren’t needed for, so you promised to text when you got up to let them know you were okay. This way, they would leave you alone, and go about their day without you.

Chuck knocked on your motel door almost half an hour after the boys pulled out of the parking lot. Your lips were on his the second the door clicked shut. Chuck pulled you close, smiling into the kiss. “I’ve missed you.” He told you, his lips barely leaving yours. You could feel his beard tickling your face, and it warmed your heart.

You smiled back at him. “I’ve missed you, too.” Your hands were pushing his coat off his arms, anxious to have him on top of you. It wasn’t about just the sex, but when you never knew when you’d be in his arms again, you needed him.

As soon as his coat was past his hands, he gripped the hem of your shirt and pulled it over your head, tossing it off to the side somewhere. His beard brushed against your neck, making you giggle. Your head went back as your hands moved up his arms, enjoying how his muscles felt under your fingers.

It didn’t take the two of you long to have your various articles of clothing scattered around your motel room. Chuck walked you back towards the bed, grinning as your legs hit the side, causing you to fall backwards on it. You looked up at him, your eyes shining with love, and want. “Make love to me, Chuck.” You breathed.

Chuck gave you that adorable smirk before he leaned down to kiss you. Slowly, you moved so that your back was on the bed. He wrapped his arm around your waist, moving the two of you so that your head was on your pillow. His blue eyes met your Y/E/C ones before his lips moved over your jaw. His breath sent shivers down your spine, your back arching slightly.

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Just Friends (M)

REQUEST: namjoon smut scenario where you two have been best friends for years and one day you end up play fighting/wrestling and things just go uphill from there 🌚 (sorry I just really don’t know how to request scenarios 😬 )

AUTHOR’S NOTE: its slightly longer than i planned it to be but enjoy and leave feedback!! Admin M


Your bedroom door swings open and a schoolbag hits your lower back.

“You could of told me you weren’t coming to school.” Namjoon says frustrated.

“And you could have told me you were coming over?” You respond as you sit up on your bed.

He’s wearing black jeans, a oversized band t shirt and a denim jacket. His hair messy and one of his converse shoelaces untied.

“Why aren’t you wearing pants?” He questions looking at your lack of bottoms under your oversized t-shirt that was actually his.

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Pros and Cons of Watching the Netflix Original Movie Sahara

- cross species friendship 💜
- Cute snake. Weird design for a cobra but?? Cute (ajar)
- Birds work for snakes instead of eating them which makes me laugh
- Main girls (eva) mom looks like a serperior lsjvsljfaohc
- One of the birds names is chief chief
- Feminist snake
- Gary
- It’s unrealistic as fuck but the snakes have these rlly pretty designs on their backs
- Snake racism allegory voiced by a Black man
- The animation is actually rlly good
- Both ajar and Eva end up rolling in mud to fake being green/dustie and there’s like 30 seconds of a funny scene where they’re each pretending to be what the other is but keep slipping up
- Pollen is a dru g
- Gary is more concerned about losing his wig than being kidnapped
- “Ajar! Flip the bird!”
- Gary literally checks ajar out its amazing
- Batman reference
- Ga(y)ry
- Ajar is like “I hate u Gary” but after five seconds of realizing Gary isn’t following him he’s like “Gary? Gary where are you Gary” and that’s p gay
- Dancing snakes
- “Awkward contact! No touchy!” Means Gary has a crush
- Cute but weird glowing bugs
- More gay subtext
- Cute bugs stay cute when they are revealed as creepy things that will eat you
- Gary tries his best to save ajar from his het love story, truly a hero
- There’s actually a really good song that I need to figure out the name of
- Gary (gay) asks Ajar (bi) if he’s into watersports while smirking (gay)
- Humans are panicking while Gary is just :\)
- Gary: in danger
- Ajar: Must Protect
- Ajar: “I’m gonna kill you!” Gary: “you’re just saying that ’,:]”
- Gary
- Gary hides behind ajar when he’s scared…
- Gary is happy and ajar gives this little smirk like they are LITERALLY FALLING IN LOVE
- breakdancing snakes
- Goth lesbian scorpion
- Ajars face when talking to Gary in this one scene…. it’s a soft, bi face
- Tbh this whole scene where they’re lying down… under the stars… talking about their troubled pasts…
- Ajar: “hey do u think I have a chance w ur sister like we only knew each other a few minutes but like there was smth there right” Gary: *fakes being asleep*
- Ajar: *wakes up* “where is Gary”
- Ga(y)ry strikes again
- When they both turn up alive they give these huge smiles at each other???? Gay
- Bite Gary bite
- When Eva and Gary think ajar is dead they show the same amount of emotion 🤔🤔🤔 also who knew an animated snake saying “breathe” in a broken voice could make one sad
- The villain shows up and tries to hurt Eva and ajar and Gary slithers up and starts hissing?? My brave boy????
- Aktajtskydlyd the lizard again

- made me google “do snakes eat watermelon”
- Buzz Lightyear scorpion??
- Random bully snake never explained
- Buzz scorpion poison is.. sleep darts
- Human tongues???? On sneks
- Ajar bullied for not having shed skin yet, made me google when snakes shed. Younger snakes shed more often so movie is wrong
- Snake hierarchy
- The done to death het love being born in .5 seconds
- Gary’s wig…
- Ajar rolls in green mud to get into the rich green snake place and it. works
- Askhcaouvapu the snakes have eyebrows
- Eva is literally immediately captured
- Gemini twins
- The leader snake who fools you into thinking she’s good with her :3 face. But she’s a terrible person and also has a fucking weird face
- Snake w makeup
- Creepy older snake hitting on eva is creepy and also has a huge chin?
- Fatphobic beauty standards for… snakes
- Buzz scorpion is the voice of reason
- Dancing snakes?
- Magic flute makes the snakes dance and some weird symbolism goes on
- Cute man eating bugs don’t actually exist. 2/10
- Exaggerated and incorrect portrayal of drug addiction, also movie can’t decide whether pollen is weed or crack
- Main city is called?? Souksoukville? Why not just call it targetwalmartland
- M A K E S Y O U S H I P S N A K E S
- breakdancing snakes
- The goth lesbian scorpion is added 20 minutes before the movie ends as a love interest for the buzz lightyear guy
- Chance for ajar and Gary to cuddle: not taken.
- Turns what’s supposed to be an actual list about the movie into a list of proof of how ajar and Gary are in love
- When ajars skin sheds it looks like he’s literally being torn in half????
- They make Gary h*tero at the end w that thing where they’re like “hey this girl had acted and this guy character are single let’s pair them up!” without knowing that they’re both gay ://

anonymous asked:

Would you do a Tyki/Allen reclist?? <333

YES, i certainly WILL HAHA

if you know me then you know i love my tykillens 100% consensual and thats. That’s a bit tough, cause not many in the fandom seem to agree with me lol.  it’s a bit of a wasteland in ao3 not gonna lie but the tag there has recently been blessed, and I’ll dig out some old gold too <3

Honestly it’s uh. It’s probably gonna be easiest to organise this by authors and then I’ll like. Pick a couple of my favourites from each of them, and link a few randoms i like at the end. 

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Dirty Games

Heechul x You

~Sexual but not smutty

“Yah! Heechul! Keep your doodles in your book!”

You screamed at your study buddy. He seemed like the type to be failing classes and doing drugs but he was actually a very warm and caring person. He was also surprisingly great in english so he was helping you while you were helping him in his math work.

“______, I’m getting bored lets do something fun..”

“Like what?” You said as you faced him with one brow raised.

“I had something in mind”, he said as he slowly leaned in whispering in your ear.

His husky tone sent shivers down your spine. You gave him a scared yet accepting look as you saw him reach into his drawer for what seemed like a set of dice.

“What’s that?” You asked out of genuine curiosity.

“Let’s play a game. I’ll ask you a question relating to english and if you get it wrong you have to roll the dice and do what it says and if i get a math question wrong i’ll have to do what the dice says.”

“But what does it sayyyy” you asked with as much aegyo as you could muster.

“Let’s find out” he said with a smirk. “I’ll ask first.”

“…” You had no idea where game was heading. You figured the dice just had silly dares on each so you took the game lightly.

“What is the literary device that shows comparison using like or as?”

“Yah! I’m not a pabo. Give me something harder.”

“Answer my questionn” he sing-songed.

“Fine, it’s a simile. Your turn, ummm…what is pi used for?”

You saw Heechul smirk and you let it pass. “Hmm, I don’t know” he said with an obvious sarcastic tone in his voice.

You stared at him,“Fine I guess you’ll have to roll the die”

Heechul happily tossed one die and just then you realized that they weren’t just any dice, they were dirty dice.

“Suck…” He said as he read what the first die said while tossing the second one. “….neck”

You stared at him. You werent shocked nor were you against whatever was going to take place.

“Well I guess I’ll have to do my punishment.” He said deviously as he leaned in and brushed your hair away from your neck. You sat frozen as his warm luscious lips attached themselves on to your fragile neck. Your eyes shut themselves unable to react to such pleasure. Which unfortunately was outlived because much to your dislike it didn’t last long.

Heechul pulled away and saw your eyes still closed and as you slowly fluttered them open how your lips let out a breathy sigh. In all honesty Heechul had really needed help with his math assignment and had desperately asked you for help but something about you just kept distracting him. Even your most ordinary movements became the cause for little sparks in his heart.

“Alrightty, ______. What’s literat……” You completely zoned out and just stared at his lips and noticed how it looked so perfect when he smirked. Smirked? You gained your senses and realized that he was timing you to answer.

“4…3…2…1! Time’s up. Do your punishment.”

You hesitantly picked up the dice and rolled the first one. “K-K-kiss…” Then you consciously rolled the second one. “lips” you whispered.

“Ooh.” Heechul said as he made a pucker face with his eyes closed.

“Umm..” You mumbled. Heechul opened his eyes and stared at you lovingly. “Its- I mean you don’t have to do it if you dont- I mean..”

You cut off his stumbling by firmly pressing your lips against his. Slowly and steadily your lips part to grant entrance to Heechul pink muscle as he dominates your cavern, your hands are on his sides slowly pushing him onto the bed with you above him.

“Probably…the…best…thing…you’ve…ever done Kim Heechul.” You said in between breathless kisses as you slowly broke apart.

“Hmm, I know. I’m just that good.” He said with his sassy-ness. You playfully hit his chest trying to get off of him.

“Un-uh.” Heechul said childishly as he held you in place by placing his hands on your butt and sliding his hands sneakily into your back pockets. “You missy are mine now. And I think I’ve waited long enough, right?” He emphasized the last word with a smirk and little squeeze to your butt cheek.

You gasped but slowly leaned in to kiss his awaiting lips. “Yup, I’m in love with a pabo.”

He laughed at your joke as he rubbed your noses together cutely. Heechul caught your bottom lip in between his pair as he continued to make you breathless.


Sword Art Online Abridged Quotes

“Sweet Merciful Buddha, what the FUCK?”

“Mmmm herghmmmm, oh that’s brisk!”

“I thought you said you would black out from the pain?”
“Oh yeah, I guess im a lot tougher than i-UAAAAAAAGH”

“Take the most awful, horrific thing you can think of…and multiply it by cancer.”

“Oh yeah, we’re sprinting to our deaths at RECORD speed!”

“"Even so, thank you for showing me that there is still a part of me that can feel like this. Because now that I know where to find it, I killed it forever. So thank you. Thank you for freeing me.”

“….Kiritos heart grew three sizes that day, and immediatedly shrank six imploding into a black hole from which no love could escape.”

“Are you unharmed, my lady?”
“ I said, stop staring at me, its creepy!”

“whats wrong, little girl!?!?”

“I can never un-know! These brain cells couldve been used to formulate the perfect strategy to get us out of this game. Instead, they’ve memorized what crayons you liked to eat when you were four.”

“A quantum super computer calculating for a 1000 years could not even approach the number of fucks I do not give.”

“NO, a knife! Stab it!”

“You sound like a girl”
“Tehaha, what? No, I don’t sound a girl. That’s crazy. THATS CRAZY! *begin deranged laughter*”

Ah, that’s cute; you think they’re a threat. Well, you just sit tight, show’s about to start. Careful though, first three rows are a splash zooone.“
“What do you mean by that?”
*maniacal laughter”

“You see, girly, you might think that you got me all figured out, but theres one thing you didnt account for. My numbers are bigger than yours. Funny thing, really. Get to a high enough level and you’re basically untouchable…But i have good news. You see, theres no need to wonder where your god is, cause hes right here. And hes fresh out of mercy.”

“I’m getting real tired of your first year psych student bullshit.”

“Dont patronize me, yoga pants!”

“Pair that with a well hidden teleport crystal and youd have an instant recipe for mysterious death. Serves one for conspirator, may contain trace amounts of “caallled ittt”

“Ah well you see…im not an idiot.”

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A/N: this was requested by anon so enjoyyyy xxxx. this took me agessss to put together i hope y'all like it!! 

warning: lengthyy

request: Please could you do a Brad smut, maybe you have flown out to Australia from England for a week to join ur boyfriend Brad on tour and you are going to a show with him and you go with him to his massage and he is really hot and with you there it is even better! You keep teasing him throughout the night and wear a nice dress to the show, and things - then later on after the show you get back to the hotel and Brad finally gets what he wants - please could you make it quite long - thank you xxxxxxxx

you got a call a few weeks ago from james saying that you should surprise brad in australia since you’d be on break that week anyway. you were packing for the australia trip, you haven’t seen brad in about a month, which is less than normal but you dont get a lot of time to spend with each other normally. you made sure you had the main things in your purse : a passport, ID, makeup, phone charger, and a pack of gum. your flight was at 8pm and you would get to australia at around 3:30 PM there time.

you eventually made it to the airport where you pushed through the motions of getting your bags checked in, then through the process of checking your carry on until you finally made it on the plane. you fell asleep for a good 7 hours towards the middle of the flight, but you still had about 7 more hours to the flight. you tried to pass the time by watching movies but the time still dragged as it had been a really long flight. when they said you were landing, you had never been so excited to hear a flight attendant talk to you. you admired the pretty skyscape as the plane landed in sydney, australia.

you followed the line of people through customs, and then through baggage claim. Once you got your bags you headed towards the bathroom to freshen up; put your contacts in, put minimal makeup on, and brush through your hair. you decided to call james to let him know you’d be on your way soon.


“hey james, i just got to the airport ill be there in about an hour or so is that cool?”

“yeah thats fine, he has no idea by the way. text me when you’re close and ill wait outside so they dont give you trouble getting in”

“sounds good, see you in a bit”

“see you later, bye”

you called a taxi to get to the venue and put your luggage in the backseat, while you sat next to your luggage. it was a silent trip for the most part besides you telling him where the location was and paying him at the end. for some a ride like that might be quite awkward which you cant deny it was but you got through it by listening to music.

once you were within 5 minutes of the venue you texted james to wait for you outside. you handed the man the money and hoped out of the car when you saw james. james gave you a big hug, as you were pretty close with all the boys. “we’ll put your stuff in the van” he said walking with you into a parking lot where you saw their black van in which you but all of youre luggage in.

“so brad has no idea?” you said with excitement.

“nope he thinks i came out here to make a phone call” he snickered

“i cant wait to see his face when he sees me” you said still equally as excited.

“alright, relax”

we walked into the backstage area and they gave me a laminated pass to go backstage in their dressing room. brad mustve been in the bathroom because the rest of the boys were on the couch. you whispered asking where brad was and they pointed to the bathroom. you decided to just take a seat on the couch and see if he notices.

he emerged from the bathroom in only a pair of skinny jeans, which was giving you a feeling that was really inappropriate for the moment.

“hey guys— HOLY SHIT THIS IS A JOKE THIS ISNT REAL” he said as he laid his eyes on you.

“nope, this is real babe. i missed you so much” you said hugging him tightly.

“this is insane,are you watching the show tonight?” he said eagerly.

“wouldnt miss it for the world BUT i heard somebody has a scheduled massage in 10 minutes” you said putting your hands in his.

“oh shit, i forgot. do you want me to cancel?” he asked sweetly.

“nonono my baby wants a massage, youll get one. come on ill come with” you urged.

the two of you arrived to the room with the massage table, where soon there would be a professional massaging your boyfriend. most women would be uncomfortable with this, but you know its only a de-stresser for him. plus its an excuse to see him close to naked right before you and you’d never put that down. he stripped to his boxers and laid on the table as you stood in front of him holding his hands with your fingers intertwined.

“you know what ive missed bradley” you said in a very sensual voice.

“whats that baby” he said looking at you directly in the eyes.

“every part of you” you said running your hand up his arm.

“mmh is that so baby girl” he said running his hands underneath your loose sleeveless shirt that had low cut sleeves.

“absolutely” you said kissing him.

“i.missed.you.so.much” he said giving you a kiss farther on your neck with each word.

you were interrupted by the masseuse, causing you to take a seat on one of the chairs against the wall.

he had nothing but boxers on and the towel covering only his underwear clad bottom, and lets just say brad wasn’t the only one sexually frustrated at the moment. the way he flexed his shoulders with his back bent was just a hot sight to see in general. You sat there for the most part on your phone, making eye contact with him every so often.

sooner or later, after playing the game of who could tease each other the most the massage was done with. brad put his shirt on and his pants, and walked over to you and kissed you like never before. “i will get you back later for that little act baby girl” he whispered hotly in your ear. “i have no idea what you’re talking about” you said faking innocence. “oh you know exactly what im talking about, ill deal with it later though i have a soundcheck soon alright baby?” he said kissing you goodbye. “ill see you after the show, youll do amazing” you said as you held on to his face for a little while.

you headed back to your room or more like brads dressing room, and took a shower before getting ready for the concert tonight. you put on a dress for the show  it was short and black with a small slit in the middle of your chest with a halter top. you knew this dress was the perfect combination of conservative and teasing for bradley, also it was quite cute and you felt good in it. you slid yourself into a pair of flats and put some makeup on before going into the crowd before the concert.

when you got to the back of the crowded group of girls waiting for brad and the boys to perform when you felt a tap on your arm. it was a girl who looked maybe 14 and she had a vamps tshirt on and she was adorable. “are you, are you brads girlfriend?” she asked trying to figure it out. “yes, yes i am. but don’t hate me okay?” you joked being half serious. “no of course not! we love you guys together!” she said semi fangirling. “why thank you, means a lot to me actually.” you said smiling at the younger girl in front of you. soon the show started, you actually quite liked their music so you jammed most of the time. at some point the girl said that you should stand closer to the front so you snuck into maybe the second row so you could actually see brad.

after dancing and jamming out to your boyfriends band, you decided to meet him backstage right when the show ended. he was all hyped after the show, per usual messing around with connor and the boys. he noticed you were standing there and rushed over to you and hugged you, he was quite sweaty but you didnt really care.

“you look absolutely gorgeous tonight baby” he said in your ear holding your waist.

“why thank you” you said blushing slightly and looked up at him. he took your mouth on his own kissing you sweetly and cutely holding your hands.

“i love you so much you know that right?” he mumbles after kissing you.

“i love you too, so much bradley” you said holding brad by his face and playing with the end of his hair.

“come on why don’t we head back to our hotel” he said taking your hand in his. it was only a short drive to the hotel, and you didn’t talk much because the boys let him drive us in the car and they drove in the bus. when you got to the hotel brad put a do not disturb sign on the outside of the door.

“bradley simpson do you have some plans tonight? hmm?”

“oh you bet your ass i do come here baby girl” he said pulling you close and kissing you passionately. he laughed a little and pushed you on the bed right on top of you kissing down your neck teasing you.

“brad dont do this right noww” you whined.

“i have no idea what youre talking about darling” he said restating your words from earlier.

“now this dress is beautiful love, but id much rather it on my floor” he said laughing a little again. he unzipped the dress and slid it off of your body letting his hands roam around your body in the most loving way possible.

“ i missed you so much brad” you said holding his face lovingly before kissing him and pulling his shirt off of his body and running your hands down his stomach. before the both of you knew it you were both naked mumbling nothings to one another about missing each other and loving eachother.

he was on top of you and his lips traced from your neck to your breasts to all the way down to your hips. your breath hitched in your throat as he kissed along the inside of your thighs teasing you making you squirm.

“brad pleaseee” you said sexualy frustrated

“aw what’s wrong my baby doesnt like being teased hmm” he said blowing air on your already wet clit. you let out a strangled moan which made him chuckle a bit, before giving your clit the attention you wanted. his face was pressed on the inside of your thighs as he eat you out like it was his job. he would hum or moan every so often to get a reaction out of you resulting in squirming and hair pulling. he started to pump his long fingers in and out of your throbbing slit while his tongue was working on your clit, your body was beyond its ecstacy and you were about to cum. when brad realized this he pulled away from your sensitive area. “bradley will-” you were stopped when he pulled himself inside you.

“holy fucking shit” you said out of breath

“if my babys gonna cum shes gonna do it with me inside her” he snickered pushing himself out and back inside you. your moans only got louder as he was pushing inside you making you have the most mind blowing orgasm of your life.

“brad. that was. wow” you said out of breath as he collapsed next to you.

“youre just wow. baby girl that was so worth the wait” he said cuddling into you with his head in your neck, making you laugh a little.

“i love you alot” you admitted kissing him briefly.

“i love you baby” he said smiling before kissing you once more.

After that the two of you fell asleep right next to each other, absolutely butt naked because the both of you were too tired to even get up.

anon:answer - part1

Anon ask : please do theories from jongin’s perspective ;_;

Eyy there anon-nie, sorry for the very delayed reply (actually I had written my answer earlier, but my tumblr inbox crashed /cry blood/ bc apparently my gifs+nonsensewords game is too strong)

your eyes, prepare them *dundundun*

ADDED: SORRY, I have posted it earlier/yesterday but shit happened (the gifs/picts missing mannnn) and then I had to delete it /le cry blood again/ since im such a tumblr noob

[As always, this is how I perceive things* (*things = dem kaisoo moments), I am not a professional nor qualified nor certificated nor expert of “body language and all that jazz”. i do not know these boys personally, everything is based on things* I have found/seen on internet cuz I have no life, this prob will be weird and deluded af]

Note #1: even tho this is “from jongin’s perspective” my words are written NOT on the behalf of jongin nor kyungsoo. I don’t and never will claim to speak on the behalf of either of them. This is from deluded 3rd person/outsider/stranger’s point of view.

Note #2: I am a trash and I have no shame to remind it to y’all. So if u think shipping is annoying, kaisoo is annoying, kaisoo shipper is annoying and fking deluded and loud cuz they cant control their feels and apparently they are at fault too bc many people appreciate their works (such as fanfics and fanarts etc) –

tbh how can that even be their fault? Like u mad cuz other ppl get compliments, like honestly? r u for real? Like fuck logic, yeah? And you are angry cuz we are loud here in tumblr? Loud about kaisoo on kaisoo tag? Like what? I mean what? Just… I don’t understand? I thought we r all liberals here man. I don’t know that our freedom of speech is limited here on tumblr? Then where should we speak out loud then? where should we spazz and vent out our feelings then? on the street? Yelling like an actual crazy person? I thought dictatorial communism isn’t part of internet but I guess I am wrong, of course we have to follow you oh the mighty and glorious majesty, the ruler of the internet, of course we shall seal our lips, or more like tie our fingers, to stop us worshipping our holy ship. Of course.

– anyway, if you are one of those people, skip this post. Don’t ever look at it. Forget it exists. you can leave me a hate mail and I wouldn’t care – please be creative if you do though ahaha no.

Note #3: since I feel this topic has a really wide range (since there are so many things that had happened on this ship to be discussed), so im gonna separate this answer into parts (the reason is bc I don’t want to risk any thing again since this is my 2nd attempt already and if this thing becomes too long again and then shit happens, like crashed or the image wouldn’t load bc of my noob-ish-ness, at least it wont take such amount of time for me to re-do it…),

anyway, this [PART1] will contain: jongin’s “don’t want to eat with that hyung” moment that turned into “become the closest the fastest”, to how he smiles at soo, looking, touching, ‘cute&love’ associated w/ ksoo

again im crazy dont listen to me /hurr-durr/ 

Now lets get this started; just like with soo before, Im gonna start with “I don’t want to eat with that hyung”

He looked so guilty when yeol mentioned and then yeol mentioned they [kaisoo] became the closest in exo. Im gonna be honest here, I don’t have any conspiracy theory/delulu shit to say opinion on jongin’s part/action, since this event of misunderstanding was occurred bc of ksoo’s action and I think I have explained it enough in my first post about the reason that I believe why ksoo couldn’t look at jongin

still im gonna remind y’all why I take astigmatism as such a bullshit reason, bc:

1. no other members had complained about this “he didn’t want to look at me” about soo, it’s only kai, and as far as I know the only thing that lil bit similar to this was; (in some translation notes) lay said that “i thought d.o was cold but turn out he isn’t, he is friendly” ((?) not exact words but basically that was what he said, btw this is from magazine interview, I don’t remember what magazine),

yet (IMHO) this feels very far different with jongin’s “don’t want to eat w/ that hyung”, bc even tho lay thought ksoo was cold it didn’t have that much impact on him, lay only said this as his first impression (bc he said “I thought…”, meaning that he only felt like that, right?) and he didn’t push it any further, unlike jongin who seemed to take it – ksoo’s attitude – seriously (proven by him didn’t want to eat with ksoo)… well of course I mean jongin did say ksoo didn’t want to look at him (so it makes sense?) and unlike in lay’s case, “he felt/thought [ksoo was a cold]”, in jongin’s case “he experienced it [soo didn’t want to look at him]”, do u get what am I saying? can you already feel my delulu radiates from your screen? Hm?

2. Now let’s “pretend” that astigmatism was the real reason ksoo couldn’t look at jongin. then why only jongin? I suspect ksoo must have avoided jongin(‘s eyes) often in their early/first encounters, bc it left such a deep impression (that made jongin didn’t want to go out together w/ him), if it was only one or two times ksoo didn’t look at jongin when they were talking….

(why I assume “when they were talking” while the gif[‘s sub] only said “he wouldn’t look at me”? bc jongin knew soo didn’t look at him, meaning he looked at soo while soo doing this [avoiding his eyes/face], then why he looked at soo when soo did this? why he found soo’s action was rude? at that time they just barely met, if soo was idle or busy doing his own things, ofc jongin wouldn’t find it rude for soo not look at him. thus it makes sense to conclude that soo didn’t look at jongin when they were talking),

…then jongin wouldn’t have such an impression about soo (bc if its just once or twice, you wouldn’t think about it right? You prob wouldn’t make a big a deal about something that happened for once or twice that involves someone you just met, but jongin had such impression about soo, meaning this had happened quite a lot/in repetitive pattern for him to notice and took it inside his heart/mind).

I’m not that knowledgeable about astigmatism but what I know is this eyes condition mainly causing your vision to be distorted and blurred, so based on these two major symptoms, (imo) it doesn’t make sense that astigmatism caused soo couldn’t look at jongin’s properly while they were talking…. (if jongin said “ksoo stared at me a lot when we’re talking” or “ksoo often squinted his eyes when he talked to me” etc etc… then it would match [more fit/appropriate] with ksoo’s eyes condition, instead of “he [ksoo] didn’t want to look at me. i thought he was in bad mood…” being paired with “bc ksoo has astigmatism”, imo it doesn’t fit at all….but prob just me idk IM A TRASH OKAY, A BIASED TRASH, don’t listen to me)

And after this “didn’t want to eat w/ that hyung” incident happened and solved they became the closest. I cant make any speculation/delulu theory about how they made up, bc until this day there is no interview about it nor any other members *coughchanyeolcoughcough* blabber about it, so I assume that how the way they solved this misunderstanding is only exclusive for them to know (perhaps someone outside exo knows or maybe other members know, but like I have said before that maybe there is some sort of unspoken rules for certain things between other members…)

I suspect that this misunderstanding was solved w/ jongin as the initiator bc i had mentioned jongin is a blunt person (as it had been said by some members in a radio interview)  even tho he is quite reserved like ksoo in my prev post, 

so MAYBE he asked soo why soo avoiding to look at him or MAYBE this thing was resolved bc they were being paired in the same room in the dorm and sooner or later soo had to look at jongin (soo couldn’t avoid him forever) and then bam they became closer; prob bc they have same interests? Like movie, anime/cartoon; pororo, prince of tennis, one piece: [jongin’s phone stickers, soo imitated franky on the stage when exo in japan], jongin’s ‘crayon/pencil shincan’ sticker on his phone case… (I sound so creepy rn… don’t judge me mmkay, I gained this information once upon a time when I was browsing tumblr at 2 AM. my brain decided to burn this info inside my memory…) MAYBE is the key-word cuz I don’t know shit okay, im deluded af

I mean MAYBE, I am all wrong here, maybe all the things i have written are bunch of crazy bullshit, maybe we are all wrong here, and need to visit the asylum for seeing things, bc they could be just a pair of mere co-workers, nothing beyond that, it could be just how S.Korean men do skinship to show the over-flowing cares and attentions they have to each other inside their beautiful, blooming and wonderful friendship. what do I know anyway I’m just an uncultured ignorant swine

something interesting also happens between the members bc of this “don’t wanna eat w/ that hyung” incident bc they like to make fun of jongin about this matter, like why? why the other members love to rub this incident on jongin’s face? do they think this incident as something special, is it bc this thing is so ironic since now kaisoo is the closest? But don’t you think it’s a lil bit too much, I mean IF kaisoo just a pair of regular friends then why other members try that hard to remind jongin of his awkward misunderstanding about his closest hyung in front of the camera? Why do they enjoy it so much to put jongin in such flustered condition? Why?

I just love how chanyeol threw that topic, again, twice.

I mean look at him, his smile was so full of guilty… and the smile only lasted for few seconds…

“cant look bc of astigmatism”…  later on this guy stretched himself on top of jongin without blinking

Now lets move on from ‘don’t wanna eat with that hyung’ to ‘become the closest members’, as you may have known, after a while yeol moved in kaisoo’s room, in radio interview (I don’t have the link, nor I have watched it, I only saw the gifs or was it translation notes? Idr…) yeol said that kai always locks the bathroom door when he takes shower (I assume that each room in the dorm has its own bathroom, since if yeol was talking about shared bathroom, then why he mentioned this habit of kai few weeks later after he moved in with kaisoo then? why he didn’t notice this habit and then blabber it sooner before he moved in? hence I think he was talking about kai’s habit in their shared bedroom’s bathroom),

(Okay thanks to the anon who told me before, I watched the video again, so basically the lady asked kai (for dancing in the shower) bc D.O mentioned it first. It was around the minutes 35-ish. Exo Sina Interview.)

 the gifs above telling us that ksoo walked in when jongin was taking shower (and dancing too), why he didn’t lock the door when (as far as I know at that time) he and soo shared bedroom only for 2 of them? Hmmmm? yeah there is probability his habit of locking the bathroom door started bc of this event, BUT when he mentioned about D.O saw him, he didnt look, uncomfortable? ashamed? he giggled… like “lol hyung saw me”, so it makes me doubt he starts the locking bathroom door thingy bc of this BUT HEY THIS IS PERHAPS JUST ME SEEING THINGS FROM DELUSHIT EYES

Look at him changing his shoulders stance and then threw a damn smirk at the end. He was in ‘guarded’ position – his arms were placed in front of his body (according to some articles that I have read, if a person lying they would put something as a barrier; it could be their arms, purse, a cup, etc, between them and the other person / interviewer), so hommie aint lying about their pororo ritual bc he ‘unguarded’ as soon as he mentioned “me and kyungsoo…” (again this is just how I see things, also notice he gulped first before he spoke, his cheeks/jaw tensed and then his corner lips tugged up too. Before he spoke he was in hunched position, when he spoke he moved his upper torso, leaning it forward, like in “attacking” stance? Like um, proud of the words that flow out his mouth? IDK IM CRAZY YO PERHAPS JUST OVERNANALYZING THINGS

Many others (including me) have notice he often has a proud expression when he talks about ksoo (or when other praises soo, like when suho talked about ‘chart’, or when ksoo sings), and that damn smirk he gave after he said “[we] watch pororo together” was like a mocking? Idk like ‘bitch me and soo have special ritual and u don’t how sad ur life is /laughs/’. idk maybe this is just me ;__; /save me from this delusional state/

Also speaking of pororo I heard that jongin bought his niece a bucket of flower and a pororo doll /cue to scream like banshee/, the anon (not my anon btw, it was kyungsoosbumhole’s anon who said this) speculated that the reason jongin brought 2 gifts bc one of them from ksoo? Idk if it’s true but even tho im not sure but just thinking about it makes me giddily happy  

And I know this is about jongin now, but look at soo when jongin said soo was the tidiest and soo fucking bit his lips cuz he was so fucking giddy like “omigash jongin praises me AFHGSFDHLG” 

soo fucking folded jongin’s shirt and when he got praised by jongin he looked so giddily happy and it seems he only does this to jongin bc no other members said about this (like for ex other would say ‘yeah he folded mine too! He is so tidy!’, but no one did so)… again just jongin… /groan happily/

i’ve heard that soo helps around the dorm, I heard he cooks (the manager said he does this often on weekend, suho also said that ksoo helped him in the dorm – something involving cooking while if its cleaning, xiumin will handle it), he even wiped luhan’s sweat, he tied tao’s shoelaces and he helped yeol often too (with his mic, outfit, etc)

but when he does it to jongin, it’s different? I mean he blew jongin’s mic for fuck sake and always there to fuss over about jongin (jongin’s mic – the one that being hold and the one that being glued on their face/cheek, non-existent eyelashes, water bottles, clothes, etc), its like jongin gets special treatment,

also folding shirt is quite personal don’t cha think? like usually people would just nag and throw the shirt somewhere else if their just-platonic-hommie-bro-roommate being a pig, …or the hommies would be ‘like nah man just move it somewhere else I’ll deal with it later’, perhaps ‘they would say thanks dude for folding my shirt’ but will they show it off later to the world? Like ‘hey you know what? My hommie folded my shirt yesterday! He is so neat! … and also very cute and also he makes me want to coddle him, and he makes me smile all the time idk he’s just very cute, and his lips look so plushy too, I want to touch them while I feed them sweet, but you know, of course in the most heterosexual way… #no homo’

and this might sound sexist (I know this does NOT apply to ALL, so sorry in advance boys) but it’s rare for boys do this, especially do this for another boy’s sake; unless they are really really really close like so close they did eskimo kiss on the stage… and don’t give me, OMIGOSH ITS JUST ABOUT THE ANGLE OF THE CAMERA, bc no, man, no, they were standing straight right in the front of camera – if baek and jonghyun didn’t stand in front of them, we could see them clearly – so, what angle? Like what is this angle do you speak of? Is this angle the same creature as kim jongin’s non-existent fallen eyelashes that do kyungsoo picked off his cheek? I mean if its from the side, sure, but straight in front of camera? and they also pressed their cheeks together after that eskimo kiss, is that the magic of camera’s angle again??  Sure, hon),

ofc this is just camera’s angle playing trick to us

another version


there are many other moments about jongin showing off his love  uh-pardon me—i mean his very platonic best friend :)  soo to the world (or more like stage, just look how often he points soo when soo is singing) or showing off how close they are (like that “we watch pororo together”, “we created fake cinema, JUST THE TWO OF US, with popcorn too”, “he saw me dancing naked”, “I dun call him hyung cuz we’re close”, “he is not quiet you have to know how to approach him” etc…), it would make me write a damn book with sequel too if I decided to discuss about all of them moments, cuz there are so many…

now lets move on to how jongin always associate ksoo with cute, heart, and love… tbh I would like to simply just say ‘hommie is so whipped af’, but I think the asking anon wouldn’t be satisfied if I only answer with that

so again, IMO, It seems that jongin really adores ksoo,  bc the constant “cute” and “love” he keeps associate with soo seem sincere, I don’t believe this is part of fanservice… like when he chose that s.e.s – love song for soo, too subtle to be fanservice and when he called soo cute (when baek said soo looked dumb) he looked startled ((?) like ‘oh shit’) when he realized that there was a camera, or that “hyung should take care of his voice, I’m worried, I love you”, he looked really sincere when he said this, but what do I know I’m just a fucking trash

he mouthed gwi yeo weo  귀여워 , which means ‘you’re cute’, right?

yeol and luhan hesitated but jongin immediately pointed at soo

lol hyung so funny

look at jongin stopped smiling as soon as baek looked at his direction (and baek had his mouth clamped when he saw jongin muttered cute) 

in the video he didnt even laugh/grin when he said this, his face just straight (and then he dropped the paper and that was it)

Mind you that he said “i’ll only give you an unchanging love” instead of S.E.S – love (bc it was supposed to be a clue, I guess, so he couldn’t say the song’s title)

his name wasn’t even mentioned by soo yet people know it was him who wrote this bc;

1. He had said this to soo before and had associated the word love with soo before (showtime),

2. He grinned happily and had expecting eyes looking at soo when soo read the poem,

3. Soo didn’t mention any name and immediately talking about chanyeol’s poem, even tho the host said “ah the member who wrote this must be lovable/precious”, if it was nothing for soo, soo would tell  who was the one who wrote it [read out loud the writers name] after the host mentioned those words, but he didn’t. why?

The point is jongin never cracked a mocking grin or made an awkward face when he declared his love, he either said it seriously or he grinned happily (when soo read oranghae poem) and for the “cute part”, I think it’s obvious enough for us to see that kim jongin finds do kyungsoo cute. Maybe this is just me being a trash biased, but imo jongin looks at soo with so much adoration in his eyes /cry cuz it’s so beautiful/ and don’t give me that OMIGOSH JONGIN LOOKS AT EVRY1 LIEK THAT bc fuck no. has he ever followed the other members’ movement w/ his eyes like this?

Or has he ever turned around 180o so he could look at other members?

has he ever been immediately snapping his neck just to see them speaking? (look at his neck/nape/shoulders twitched when soo began talking)

idk this is prob bc im deluded af but near the end i see his neck/jaw twitched before he turned around to face soo, as if he already wanted to turn around but refrain to do so since he was still talking to suho

chanyeol talked again but he still looked at ksoo

has he ever ignoring ksoo’s speech so he could look at other members like this?

baek singing but nini still stared at soo

soo only spke 2 words, i remember watching this video, and i think soo said “thank you”, kris was speaking bc they were interviewed in english, anyway soo only spoke 2 words then kris continued speaking again and jongin still has his eyes at him

suho spoke, baek was in his own world, yeol stare at the cameraman’s soul while kaisoo stared at each other, look at soo gulping, he looked at jongin and then his orbs darted down and the corners of his lips twitch

Also I have seen in YT where ksoo beatboxing and sehun danced, jongin looked at sehun BUT he didn’t smile, yet we have seen jongin smiled when soo dances in front of him

near the end of the gif, he tilted his head to soo’s direction and then smiled

near the end, his body already wanted to move to the left (our left) to do hip-thrust, but his head still in ksoo’s butt direction

there is nothing to be pointed out bc clearly his eyes were checking out his bae soo

Talk about smiling, maybe this is bc im so fking deluded and biased trash but I notice that whenever jongin laughs, he often turns his head to soo, like he wants to see soo when he’s laughing, just check on pepero commercial for example and there are also gifs 

it was soo on the bottom, and tell me right in the eyes that he didnt stare at soo and smiled )later on he got distracted bc suho got up)

why he didnt just smile at yeol instead, and i notice lay (i think) spoke too, why only smiled at soo’s talking? HMMMM?

he stared for a bit, turned around but then soo started laughing (snorted) and he turned his head again to face soo and then grinned

And like before, I have read some articles about if someone turns their head to [face] another person when they’re laughing/smiling basically meaning that they want to share their happiness to that person, and also it indicates that person as the source of their happiness/joy/good feeling/etc – hence that’s why they want to look at that person when they’re smiling/laughing, unconsciously hoping that their smile/laugh will become contagious to that person. Plus I heard smiling is one of the signs of attraction…



lets move on to touching,

first I would like to point on how they always do this naturally, and it makes me thinking perhaps it’s a habit? And we have seen how they often do this backstage (when they aren’t performing, when there is no fangirl to be satisfied with “opparr playful gheiness”);

he could just tap soo’s clothed arm/bicep and then told soo to move closer, but noooo he decided to grabbed soo’s bare hand instead

pulled off soo’s hoodies then rubbed soo’s shoulder

he stared at soo and then moved his head closer (look at him treated soo like a puppy (honestly the way he stares/acts at soo remind me of how someone would stare at their kids/puppies/kittens/lovedones/cutestuffs, like awwwing, but idk CUZ IM DELULU TRASH)

/grab soo’s arm and dragged soo closer/ i wonder what xiumin thought

compared to chen, he only nudged chen lightly ‘OMG HYUNG THIS HAND’S MOVEMET IS SO FUUNNYY AHAHAAHASGHKHDK’

first pict, look at him grabbed soo’s arm

he dragged soo to be closer with him, and i notice there was a lady there, so either he wanted to speak/whisper to soo (but soo’s mouth aint moving tho, it could be he just whispered) or he didnt want to soo to get close to that lady

Second, how they touch these so called intimate area or erogenous zone

soo looked at camera and also rubbed nini’s hand

then arm rubbing stopped, jongin rubbed soo’s knee (bc soo’s arm looked free now/off jongins hand/ behind the bottles), broship much

soo moved back when he noticed there was a camera

sliding from nape to throat

why jongin ducked his head when soo stared at him, was he shy? jfc nini u had ur hand on his neck, u practically manhandled soo to stand closer yet u got shy when he stared at you? that male host tho

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jongin moved his leg so their knees touched, also it seems his leg placed under soo’s leg/calf

Anyway neck is one of the erogenous area, you could trigger a wet/bonner/both moment if someone caressed ur neck, or u prob will feel ticklish , or both (horny+ticklish) but soo doesn’t react about this, as if jongin is used to do this to him (and lemme remind u when chen and tao tried to touch him – on his thigh – he removed their arms, but when jongin did it, he didn’t. jongin put his palm on his neck, bare neck. Don’t u think bare neck is more sensitive than clothed thigh? and not just bare neck, but the front part – the soft and vulnerable part – of his neck, not his nape (bc I notice some ahjussi would put their arm on some youngster’s [clothed] nape or other members would do this to him too/each other)

Sure this can be seen as something playful (bc once upon a time when I was in HS, some guys did this as a type of joke – they would ewwwwww-ing and then laughing like a llama after they did it)

But this? THIS? most ppl would flinch/back away like “dude the fuck r u doing?” as soon as they see their mate’s hand flying directly to their crotch, but soo didn’t. he just stood there, as if it is NOT something surprising for jongin to do.. hmmmmmm.. and don’t give me that’s how S.Korean men skinship works bullshit /HONESTLY?/

Speaking of zipper, I also have something to say about this… this shit has been bugging me for a long time;

am I the only one who think that jongin was talking about soo’s belt? (bc I have seen this gif set couple of times in this site, yet the caption is always about “what do you mean jongin?” or “what?” etc) and what I mean belt is not the seat belt, but the belt around the waist, the belt that you wear on your pants.

jongin mentioned about soo’s baggy pants, meaning soo wears belt so his pants won’t drop (cuz it’s so baggy/lose yo), but why would jongin mention such thing then? it makes sense to wear a belt if your jeans/outdoor pants lose, so it makes me thinking that the “baggy pants” he mentioned was indoor pants, like sweat pants/hip-hop-pants/soft-clothed-material-pants, and then the belt perhaps the cloth-rope that usually loops inside part of the waist (hope I explain this correctly, me no speak English as firsteu language yo), cuz usually ppl would just wear the pants without giving a shit about that cloth-rope but perhaps soo adjusts and ties it around his waist? Idk

but my point is, does that mean jongin often sees ksoo wears pants? They shared a bedroom tgther, so yeah it’s not that big deal, it’s common, but then doesn’t that mean jongin not only just sees but pays attention to soo when soo puts his attire – especially his pants – since jongin was able to burn soo’s little quirkiness inside his memory and then unconsciously blurted it out to yeol + camera. And on the 3rd gif soo immediately froze and stopped looking at camera (he looked at yeol instead) and on 4th gif jongin was eyeing ksoo then he laughed it off like ‘nvm dude’ when yeol asked him “what?”

Now lets move on how they comfort/take care of each other, it seems that ksoo showing his care more behind the closed door/inside the dorm… 

(for ex folding his shirt, cooking, remember when he mentioned jongin couldn’t cook, or in exo showtime jongin said I expected more than this when he ate that burnt meat that was cooked for soo (does that mean he often taste delicious foods made by soo then if he commented like that?) or when jongin praised soo’s cooking in EXO ASK BOX –

– ugh speaking of EXO ASK BOX i just rewatched it bc of writing this, and I just love it when yeol answered that D.O as the member that he likes to prank but always fail (bc ksoo ignores yeol’s pranks) and then jongin was like ‘bruh I got this’ and then explained everything about how and why (ksoo ignores yeol) and then when chanyeol got question about ‘which movie u would like play/star in?’ sehun answered “horror” and then baek made fun of ksoo saying “horror kyungsoo” and then ksoo was like “this isn’t about me! it’s about chanyeol!” and other members made fun of him and then ksoo went to torture baek (which he didn’t do bc he went back to his seat again) and baek was like “I thought this is about you” and then others laughed and jongin immediately cut in “it’s horror for chanyeol too” like whaaaaat?

Did he just defend his baby? Or this is me just seeing delulu shit, bc I interpret “it’s horror for chanyeol too” as a form of defending soo bc ‘soo in horror = joke’, so he put yeol in horror too to equalize the joke/mock, and after he cut in the joke faded away and yeol was like “yeah it’s horror for me”,

also jongin laughed when baek joked “I heard you took cooking class” to soo, suho snorted while yeol and sehun were smiling a little, he was the only one laughed ‘HAHAHA’, it was short but loud like other members didn’t find it that funny –

– back to cooking thingy, when baek said “d.o makes good spaghetti” then jongin quickly added “he makes great kimchi too” like he wants to show it’s not only baek who knows about soo’s best dishes but he knows that too (PROB JUST MEANT NOTHING THO… im just a trash anyway),

… while jongin often shows it on stage/public – not in fanservicely manner – like he would put his arm around soo when soo nervous

their heads touched

Or when he defended soo

all other members sans yixing and jongin wanted to hit soo, yixing had his reason, bc he was told to heal soo later with his “power”, what was jongin’s reason for not wanting to hit soo?

Or answered for soo

soo was like “um…”

then after jongin answered for him, soo nodded and was like “ah yes that’s my unique trait”

Or when soo got embarrassed he went to jongin even tho yixing was right between them

Or when jongin asked soo instead of yixing

Or dis

lol trolled by baek

Or when jongin encouraged soo to step forward or “promoting” soo

/hides behind jongin/

“no my love, dont hide, stand beside me”

Now lets move on to his stare, above, I have mentioned why I feel his stare for soo is different (full of adoration and all that fairy tale bullshit /im a bitter person/) from the way he stares other members, and how often he gets caught staring at soo FOR NO REASON (while w/ other members, he stares at them when they speak/perform/etc) but with soo, he just STARES even tho soo doesn’t do shit (like other members are talking/giving speech but jongin stares at soo instead).

tell me right in the eye he didnt just look at the mirror to see soo’s butt reflection (while sehun looked at soo bowing instead)

he looked at soo biting the sandwich (?) and then he blinked and flicked his eyes on the right (not on soo anymore), also look at his arm, very subtle there mr.kim

Again perhaps this is me being biased deranged trash but I see kim jongin stares at do kyungsoo’s lips like he wants to kiss the fuck out of that man’s heart shaped lips

[zoom this shit if u dont believe me] sure this gif is SLOWED, but it didnt hide the fact that jongin flicked his eyes to soo’s lips then. meaning he did look at soo’s lips, also if this once/twice happened and got caught on camera, what makes you think that he doesnt do this off camera? and has he ever done this before to someone?

Sometimes you look at someone’s lips when that someone talks to make it sound clearer (according to some science program on BBC idk I don’t remember whats that show’s name), your brain connects your hearing sense with seeing sense, thus the brain will be able to retrieve more information and digest it so the result will be much more defined / clear. (in simple explanation : people talk - -> you hear = good brain reception; people talk - -> you hear + you see them lips moving so fine = better brain reception)

Also it had been said that if you’re engaged in interesting conversation you would stare at that person’s face (not only their eyes, but their entire face). does that mean jongin and ksoo often engage in such interesting conversation (I often see how other members cant get inside their bubble)? also does that mean jongin really wants to hear ksoo’s words, like he doesn’t even want to miss a single word? 

or was it bc he is intrigued by soo’s lips and makes him to want to kiss dem plushy  (remember he was the one who answered “heart shaped lips” as soo’s unique feature, while in showtime baek chose “wide-white-part-of-the-eyes” as soo’s unique trait), and I’ve heard somewhere u would often stare at your crush’ lips (idk if this is true tho), not necessarily u want to kiss them, but bc someone’s mouth often moves a lot (wetting their lips, smiling, talking etc), so when u stare at ur crush face u often will focus ur stare on their lips (beside their eyes too)… but idk

I think that’s it, I cut it and made it shorter than before – some parts that were originally here aren’t here anymore – I would add them later in the next part.

Once again, sorry for the very late reply dear anon; reasons: motherfuckingassignment, inbox crashed in the middle of answering /le cry blood/, my kaisoo stash folder is really fucked up and un-organized its very hard for me to find the appropriate gifs/picts, my nooby skill is over 9999 and I managed to fuck up and deleted the already posted/answered ask—which is yours anon—/le cry blood 2x/ bc the picts+gifs wouldnt load after that so i thought it better to delete and re-post (SORRY DUDES and DUDETTES)

And for the anons that had asked me about jelly!kaisoo, ill merge them together with the next part of this post

[below this is purely my 2 cents, there is no “theory” anymore, skip it if you prefer it]

kaisoo have become SO obvious it hurts I think my “theories” aren’t needed anymore? (and somehow calling it theory makes it sound snobbish and scientific, that’s why I always put this [“”] sign between them, to make it not to be taken seriously, just take this as the usual stuffs you found on the internet, like that quote : everything’s on internet is true – Abraham Lincoln )

I feel I don’t have to explain shit anymore since it’s already there in front of our eyes, ksoo practically kissing jongin’s ear on stage, I cant believe if someone still doubting them? like “I think soo and kai have something going on… but but im not sure, they could be just friends… friends as in platonic, I’m not sure… I ship them though, romantically, but im not sure

do your friend eskimo kiss you? do your friend kiss your earlobe? do your friend caress ur throat/thigh/ear? do your friend occasionally touch your lips? do your friend stare the fuck out of you like they want to kiss you, fuck you, and coddle you? do your friend get jealous if you speaking/being close w/ someone else? if they do, then lets have a moment for out fallen brother/sister in the friend zone… I mean how could you still be in gray area? after all this time – all these recent moments? how? does ksoo need to stick his tongue inside jongin’s earhole to erase those clouds of doubts of yours? his lips on jongin’s ear is not enough for you?

oh btw soo’s lips on jongin’s ears is not the work of glory magical camera’s angle, okay? have you seen how many fans posted the picts from different angles?

from jongin’s back (why yeol judging them?)

here from different angle, sure soo’s lips didnt touch the ear cuz of timing but it doesnt hide the fact that his nose tip did touch jongin’s ear, It’s either soo’s lips or soo’s nose that touched nini’s ear, so what now? wheres your god camera’s angle now?

“yixing is busy talking, this is my chance!”  /goes to jongin to kiss whisper to him/

jongin was like “huh?”  bc in the first gif he was busy feeling soo’s lips/nose on his ear instead of listening soo’s whisper

and it’s not like jongin is any different, (this was when they were in japan, if im not wrong)

the work of perfect camera angle. sure.

sorry for my rudeness, but in case u don’t know this answer also being posted as a retaliation post, (I know some ppl who come to this tag to have fun but then when they see somebody talks shit and burst their bubble, it would leave a sour taste in their mouth man, not everyone have blessed life, perhaps they have shit going on in their life and escaping to this side of internet gives them giggles, so please stop giving us hate/self doubt),

me lurking kaisoo tag just to have some fun but then there will be a post saying shit about thing that I adore so badly (the post had mentioned about “its not just kaisoo shippers who are talented” too. wut? jelly much? our fandom has many good fanfics, I know.. i know..),

and often posts/messages like this would be added with “…don’t ship too seriously. you’ll get hurt later”, like do you think we don’t know that? do you think we don’t know it’s risky for betting our feels on the idea of two guys – that we don’t even know how their real personas/personalities are, who live far away from (some of) us, who see us as another number of views in YT or sales in music store – being together and in love for real? do you think we are that dumb? we know it but we still do it cuz it’s fun… cuz it gives us feels to spazz over, cant u just let us be crazy in our little world?

Idk where this hate comes from, bc I see kaisoo shippers all about kaisoo~kaisoo~kaisoo~, they rarely complain about other ships (they even rarely bat an eyelashes to other ship, sure other exo ship, but that’s it, “yay ot12!”, etc no hate whatsoever). Sure we can be loud and be like “OMGKAISOOSOREAL”, ‘#realestshipever’, “why u don’t ship kaisoo? What hurt u in the past?” or posting ‘this kind of post’ for exmpl (in my defense I have said the warnings about me being deluded trash etc), 

so yeah I understand that we can come out as annoying,  but these things only exist on this tag, of course there are will be people that cruise this ship or even helicarrier it, so why even bother? why don’t just avoid kaisoo tag or unfollow ppl that post/reblog kaisoo, for your convenient sake. So much simpler than writing a rant and then get many random anon messages or being attacked passive-aggressively by a trash blog, yeah?  

(uggggghhh im sorry im very rude but this thing just makes my fingers itchy to write a rant)

I have seen a lot about SM ships KaiSoo and there are some who aren’t really fond of this idea, bc then their “realness” will be gone. Tbh, SM has my blessing to ship kaisoo, sail it SM, fucking cruise it, makes it fly to the moon, why? then kaisoo don’t have to play cat and mouse anymore, they could practically making out on the stage and ppl would buy “oppar just do fanservice!!1!” this is better than “covering them”,

I mean with recent incidents, the company couldn’t afford anymore scandal (or could they? perhaps they could still give us “surprise motherfucker” moments). anyway, as vulgar as it will sound, this group is their main ‘money milking tool’ right now. so I guess them playing along with this ship is more beneficial, since 1. It’s a trending, it attracts ppl, there are ppl who ship them first then get dragged along and drowned in exo world, casual fans bcme hardcore  = actually spending money than spazzing over them on internet since they are now tied/attached emotionally, 2. also: less works, less shit to deal with, less money to be thrown. It’s simpler and easy, 3. Both parties are happy (fans = nonshipper – don’t have to get jelly cuz oppar still single, shipper – YEAH BISH OUR SHIP RULES, nongiveafucker = meh, they can date whomever they want as long no other member will be out anymore; while the company = yay money! yay getting support to fight another company! *coughYcoughGcoughcough* yay popularity – gets aided by big/major brand *coughSAMcoughSUNGcough*)  

it’s indeed such a low and shitty move (how dare them play w/ our maidens feels??), but if SM values kaisoo’s interaction and see it as money maker, at least the pair will be given support, right? (yay for a “shield-card”) even tho I think SM doesn’t have the balls to push kaisoo that far… but we shall see it later. We shall see.

it’s fun and game until you realize how easy they could lift and stomp your feeling like snapping fingers.

Again you may feel that I’m talking like kaisoo is real and in relationship already, bc that’s how I FEEL (IM FUCKING DELUDED TRASH WHAT DO YOU EXPECT) 

A.N: I want to take a moment to thank to whomever up there for blessing this year with many “intense” kaisoo moments; aggressive soo + gentle nini.

fucking bless.


As always, sorry for my rudeness and my mistakes (wrong grammar, mistyped words/names, profanities, delulu shit). Bye /get swallowed by earth/

anonymous asked:

do you have Jin's fanfic compilation? i dont care about the ship as long as it's Jin

since the most seokjin’s fic i’ve ever read is yoonjin, so i can only recommend you yoonjin fics below. but i promise you, these fics are soooo good i promise you..

so here you go

Adventures of Mama!Jin by vppa (mama!jin centric, this collection is sooooo perfect for you)
Unrelated ficlets about Mama!Jin ft. his six children. Because there is not enough Seokjin in the world.

Baby Baby by resonae (mama!jin)
Seokjin takes care of Baby!Bangtan. Fluff. Chaotic fluff. 

The Bulletproof Family by Yuanoe (another mama!jin, if you’re not crying when you’re done reading this then something’s wrong with your heart)Seokjin kept a scrapbook to remember the happy memories.

One small step into your heart. by kwondori (yoonjin, pocket-sized!jin in super mario onesie, imagine!)
Now Seokjin isn’t known to make the best decisions but when he looks over at the other members and his gaze lingers on Yoongi’s back for longer than necessary, he thinks that drinking some weird concoction isn’t going to kill him. At worse he’ll get sick, or something. ( Hint: it’s ‘or something’. )

Age Order by resonae
“We’re going to go leader first and then age order, so I’ll pick first and I’m going to room with Seokin-hyung, and now Yoongi-hyung can pick.”

Guardian by resonae (clumsy cute angel!seokjin)
Apparently, Yoongi has a guardian angel.

Fake Boyfriends Squad by keemcandy (yoonjin / umm this is actually a jin harem fic.. you need to read this ASAP)
It’s one week before Seokjin’s birthday, and they draw lots to act like Seokjin’s boyfriends for the whole week.

love to be in trouble with you by dollyeo (yoonjin, puzzle fic, you’ll know what I mean when you’re done read it)
For the last time, Seokjin and Yoongi aren’t really together. They think.

Adoption Home Study by mariachiseoks (yoonjin–basically)
Seokjin and Yoongi are housemates. Seokjin is planning to adopt but he needs to complete adoption home study. “Pretend to be my partner for this dinner? It will look better on the papers. Also please remember to wear pants.” 

The Prince And His Aide by jinjjasyuga 
Yoongi was a prince and Seokjin was appointed to be his aide. 

gooey by orphan_account (jinkook, yoonjin, kookie fighting over jin with possessive bf!yoongi, cUTE!)
freshman year in college is already a tough experience. add in a withholding drug dealer, an incredibly attractive t.a., a mysterious pair of jordans and it’s a college experience that’s completely different from what the pamphlets handed out at jeongguk’s high school suggested 

He Loves Me Not by keemcandy (yoonjin, doctor!jin, mental patient!yoongi, creepy!yoongi, this fic is so creepy i still can’t get over the ending) Seokjin thinks that his patients aren’t ill, only a little broken. But maybe he has been so naive about it.

We Are Bulletproof by resonae (prostitute!jin, OT7-relationship, yoonjin, just don’t hold your tears)
Namjoon doesn’t pretend, not even for a second, that he doesn’t know what Seokjin does to keep them all going. That Seokjin gave up everything so the rest of them could have a chance at something better.

oh and if you don’t know, there’s this yoonjin collection fic on ao3 How Dreams Are Made Of from besssttt yoonjin authors. so they basically remakes some fairy tales there. they’re all awesome you need to read that as well. 

i think that’s all i could get you for now. promise me you’ll read them all and you can also talk to me again when you’re done to discuss about it! x)

Coming Home (Part One)

Originally posted by suckmywinchester

Pairing: Dean x Reader 
Warnings: some language, not so vanilla thoughts.
Summary: Time lapse from when Dean tells you he has enlisted and to when he comes back home. 

Dropping your bag by the door, you said a quick hello to John and Mary before you made your way up to Dean’s room. You panted, catching your breath as you had ran three miles to get here, and you weren’t exactly in the fittest shape of your life.

Opening his bedroom door, Dean was startled to see you there. 
“Y/N! What are you doing here?” He asked, laughing as you held up a finger before standing up. Holding up a thick white envelope, Dean’s eyes went wide.
“Y/N… what is that…?” He asked, excitement slowly leaking out of his voice.
“I don’t know.. I saw it in the mail box and ran straight here..” You said, laughing softly, anxiety seeping into your bones. 

Sitting on his bed, the two of you stared at the envelope, not touching it.
“Sweetheart, It’s thick.. it’s the big envelope.. that’s the one people want, right?” He asked, sweat beading over his forehead as he looked at you. He watched as you bit your lip, making him grown internally. He wanted to be the one biting your lip, just seeing you do it did.. things… to him. 
“Is it?!” you breathed, standing up to start pacing, “I-I mean, what if this is the one that isn’t. What-What if, now hear me out, they hated my application so much they decided to print a list of reasons why I would never get into Yale! And that is why its so thick!” you looked so cute pacing around his room. 

Dean took the envelope in his hands and tore the side of it, reading the letter to himself. With tears in his eyes, he stood up and engulfed you in his arms, Dean soothed your nerves. Placing a kiss to your forehead, he looked at you.
“You got in!”
“I got in?” you asked, tears streaming down your face. Nodding, he spun you around his room. 
“I’m so proud of you!” 

Wiping your tears, you read the letter and rested your head on his shoulder. 
“Hey.. come down stairs for a minute? I got some news I wanna tell you and the folks before Sammy gets home?” He asked, looking down at you. Smiling you nodded, “Yeah, just give me a sec? I wanna clean up first.” He nodded and walked downstairs as you walked to the bathroom. 

Splashing cool water on your face, you dabbed it off and took a deep breath before walking down stairs to see his parents giving him a hug. His mother had tears in her eyes and John was smiling like he had just won the lottery.
“Did you hear the good news?” John bellowed, wrapping his arm around Dean’s shoulders.
“What’s that?” You asked, smiling as you stepped off of the stair case, your acceptance letter in your hand.
“Dean went down and enlisted!” John smiled, making your heart stopped. 

Just as the words left Johns mouth and entered your brain, your entire world stopped. 
“What?” you asked, your legs almost giving out.
“Dean’s enlisted honey! He’s going to be shipped off next week!” Mary smiled, wiping her joyful tears. 
“Y/N..” Dean’s soft voice pricked your skin like a poker game gone wrong.
“You..You enlisted?” You asked, tears blurring your vision. Dean stepped closer to you, his heart instantly breaking as you stepped back and put your hand up to stop him from coming any closer to you.
“How could you do this to me?” You asked him, sitting at the bottom of the staircase so you wouldn’t collapse in front of him.
“I’m doing this for me, how can you be upset right now?!” 
“How? How can I be upset right now?! My best friend just enlisted himself! That’s how!” You started hyperventilating as more and more tears ran down your face, making your face feel hot and sticky and you hated it. 
“I’m serving my country, sweetheart! What’s so wrong with that?” He asked, sitting next to you, trying desperately to calm you down.
“What’s wrong with that? I don’t want you leaving! I want you to be here, a-and going to college!” you shouted, standing up and running your fingers through your hair.

John and Mary had long since excused themselves, leaving you two to get through this on your own. 
“I don’t want to go to college! What about what I want? Huh?! You ever think about that!”
“That’s all I ever think about, Dean! You were all I thought about when I was saving your ass the last fucking four years, to make sure you kept your grades up to stay in football! That’s all I thought about when I fucking helped you get Chrissy to go to prom with you! What about what I want?!”
“Well what the fuck do you want, Y/n?!” Dean’s voice broke as he shouted at you, his body shaking from the anger he was feeling.
“I dont want my best friend to come home in a fucking box! That’s what I want, Dean!” any feeling other than heartbreak left his body as he looked at you. Your hair was messy and your face was a shade of red he had never seen before; your face was wet from the tears and snot, but to him you were still so beautiful.
“Y/N..” Dean started, but you just pushed him away and ran out of his house, running right past Sam.
“Hey, Y/N you okay?” Sam asked, looking up at you. You stopped and nodded. “Yeah, Sam, I’m good, thanks.” Ruffling his hair, you took one last look at Dean before walking back to your house.

A/N: This was going to be just one story, but when I actually got to typing I realized that it would be way too long to fit into just one story.

anonymous asked:

Can I have a request? Since I'm in love with Descendant Of The Sun nowadays. Can I request any scene (or maybe episodesㅋㅋㅋ just kidding ) from the DOTS with Jungkook? ㅋㅋ Thank you ♡♡♡ Its okay if you dont want to.ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Hey anon! First off , I’M IN LOVE with your request , since I’m probably the biggest dots fan out there x)!!I really hesitated which scene would be best to remake and I chose one, but I”ll probably remake many other scenes from dots featuring Kookie as Yoo Si jin :) so thank u for giving me this brilliant idea !! Also u can request the scenes u want and I”ll make them <3 tbh I didn’t knew how to portray kookie as a soldier, so I made him a bit cockier and more playful than Yoo Si Jin would be, cause…idk , doesn’t jungkook seem more mischievous than the Captain? haha…anyways I hope you’ll like it :)

Genre: romance/Comedy
Pairing: Jungkook/You
Length: 1620 words
Summary: A remake of a scene from Descendants of the sun, Featuring Jungkook as Yoo Si Jin and You as Kang Mo yeon

Jeon Jungkook was a dangerous man with a dangerous job.  Who would’ve ever thought you’d actually fall for a man like him? He was  like a blessing yet like a burden that randomly came to you.

He fell at first sight when you met at that hospital back then in Korea and you did reciprocate his feelings for you. You remember how he left you at the movies without telling you the truth about his identity. This was the moment you thought , this man was different and maybe not a match for you. Sure you liked him , but what about his occupation? His occupation was what stopped you from walking forward and being his girlfriend. What if he suddenly never came back?

You got the chance to meet him again in Uruk .God only knows if it was destiny or fate that put you to meet him another time.Your CEO sent you to greece to volunteer along with your med team, while Jeon Jungkook was sent there on a peacekeeping  mission.You still remember when how he picked up your scarf to give it back back to you.

He was a soldier that risked his life to save people.He was like a shield and a weapon at the same time.He protected people , but he also killed when it was needed.

You were not going to talk to him and that was for sure, you didn’t want to start something with this man, when you already knew that you both were from different worlds

You were walking around the beauty of ruins in Urk, giving out bars and food to those poor children that were eating dirt. You were somewhat very concerned about the health of these poor kids, to the point where you crossed a territory that you shouldn’t have had crossed.

As jungkook was doing his rounds he got to see that you were there illegally giving out food to those kids on an illegal space

“ What are you doing here?”, Jungkook jumps on the fence to the other side “ Don’t you see the signs? It’s forbidden to go here”

You turn around to look at him before noticing the sign, but you were still quick to response

“ I was just giving out food to these poor kids “, you replied “They were starving to the point where they were eating dirt”

“Oh..”, he nods “ Well, now that you’re done, we should get going before you get caught”, he replies before pulling you with him

“hey…wait!”, you get pulled along with him

“Do you still have business there, Dr.(Y/L/N)?”, he turns around “ I’m telling you, we’ll be in trouble if we stay there”

“Ok ok, lets go”, you only sigh in response

As you reach the other side of the fence, you start walking your way till you your hear a metallic sound by one of your steps. By reflex you stop on your tracks and you turn around to look at jungkook

“ DON’T MOVE”, Jungkook warns behind you

“W-What’s wrong??!”, you exclaimed

“ You just stepped on a mine!!”, he replies “One step aside and you could explode! SO DON’T MOVE!”

“A-A m-m-mine??!! “, your eyes rounded “ What am I supposed to do then?!”

“ Just STOP MOVING!” He looks at your feet “ I’ve been in the army for quite long, but I don’t remember being taught to disassemble  a mine”, he scratches the back of his head cutely” Do you have any idea of how to do it, Dr.(Y/L/N)?”

“ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW??!!! THEN WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING IN THE ARMY!!! You’re the soldier here!! “, you shout

“ Of course I am “, he nods “ But that doesn’t mean that I’ve been taught to do this..”


“ I mean…I’ve trained in the past too…”, he scratches the back of his neck “ But  was this part of my training?”, he tilts his head cluelessly

“Why are YOU ASKING ME??!”

“… I mean, i could always try to disassemble it…but I never actually done it, before”, he  replies before squatting down to the level of your legs


“Have you ever seen a man on duty , backing up? As a man and as a Soldier, I’ll try my best to save you”,


“ I’ve seen a few people walk on mines in the past and from my experience, they usually can’t seem to survive most of the time”, he tucks his hands in his pocket “Whether I try or not , It’s not like It’ll actually change something”

”Are you saying that I’m about to die here?!!” you start to freak out “What am I gonna do ?!”

“I don’t know…”, he walks around you till he leans close to your face “What should you do?”, he tilts his head before walking a few steps away

“ YAH , YOU JERK!!! Where do you think you’re going?!!”

He suddenly turns around with that slight mischievous smile on his face, just why did he had to be so immature , when you were about to die here!

“Did you just called me a Jerk , when I’m the only person around that is able to save you?”, he quirks up and eyebrow “Whoa…it’s my first time seeing someone insulting me, when I’m supposed to be their savior “

“Can’t you see that I’m gonna die here?! ISN’T IT YOUR JOB TO SAVE ME, SINCE YOU’RE A SOLDIER??!!”,you exclaimed

“ Of course, it’s my job to save kids,old people and beautiful women “, he walks up close to you “ But…are you supposed to be one of them ?”

“ Hey!Do you think this is time to talk about this when I’m about to explode!”, you hit his chest with your fist and he chuckles

He closes the space between you and him with no warning and you seem to get flustered and afraid of exploding at the same time

“W-What are you doing, now??!!”, you exclaim as he moves your feet with his own to step on the mine instead

“ I’m stepping on the mine to save you”, he sighs before staring at you “ Isn’t that you wanted?”

“Yah! who told you to step on it!!!Why did you do this?!!”, you freak out even more

“I’ll just explode instead of you” , he replies as if it was normal shit

“Who will explode??!! NO , I never asked for you to explode instead of me!! WHY DID YOU DO SUCH A THING??!! THERE MUST BE A WAY TO SAVE BOTH OF US”

“ah..just stay still, or we’ll really diel”, he grabs your arms

“WHY DID YOU DO IT, YOU IDIOT?!”, you hit his chest in despair

“Did you just called me an idiot? Whoa…now I feel hurt…I even tried to save you”, he sighs as he stares at you through his black bangs

You kept on hitting him, till you lost balance and he caught your arm while you both fell on the ground. You held tightly on the fabric of his uniform as you thought it was gonna explode and both of you were gonna die together.He , on the other side was laying comfortably on the ground as he brought his arm  behind his neck to even get a more comfortable position.you lifted your head from the crook of his neck to look at the surroundings that seemed intact. No explosion whatsoever ,but your heart felt like exploding.

“YOU’RE CRAZY”, you smacked his arm as tears were threatening to fall from your eyes “ Why did you do such a thing??! Really…YOU DUMB IDIOT”, You stood up

As you got up, Jungkook was able to see your face and your tears and his smile immediately got wiped off his face as he wore a more serious expression.

“Hey..I didn’t mean it that way…i just playing around…I–”, he grabbed on your wrist and you shrugged his hand away

“ Don’t follow me , don’t talk to me! I don’t wanna see you or your face”

He walks in front of you as he tries to block your path

“I’m sorry!”, he says and you try to walk the other side but he blocks you again “ I just wanted to play a little prank… I never thought ,It’d get so serious! I’M VERY SORRY”, he stares at you with his puppy looking eyes “I’m serious, I won’t do it again…I’m sorry

You roll your eyes and plan to walk away till he raises his hand to salute and you turn around to look at the  flag that’s been raised .You put your palm over your heart as you stare at the flag.

It wasn’t long before Jungkook’s talkie walkie was activated

“Big boss, we have reported a suspicious vehicle near the cliff  ”, the voice on the other side seemed to be saying

“I’ll get there as soon as possible, over”, he replies “ Tell Wolf and Snoopy to buy time , while I’m coming”, he pauses before adding “Power of unity”

“I gotta go…”, he looks at you with those same puppy eyes he does each time he feels scolded by you “ Get back safely”, he put his hand on your shoulder, before leaving

Jeon Jungkook , he was. The soldier that stole your heart and was silently breaking it into pieces each time he made you worried about him

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anonymous asked:

Who do you think tops? Kai or Kyungsoo?

well, anon, i think it’s kai, bc im forever #teambottomsoo

and let me explain why

look at that majestic butt sway

i wonder what jongin would do if it was him who stood behind soo

just look at it, his butt looks so plump 

is it bad that i want to slap that butt?

and also we have seen how jongin eyeing that butt, btw ^this is the view that jongin enjoys

i wonder what he was thinking when he saw ksoo’s butt, why he giggled like that?

this too, near the end of the gif his body already turn to the left but his eyes still fixed on soo’s butt (he bit his lower lip when he looked at soo)

jongin was being very subtle here 

shake that booty

jongin plz (and for those who say “omg kai-oppa didnt stare at d.o-oppa, he looked at the floor!”, then why the fuck did he look away when ksoo got up?)

i heard that when we hug our friends (friend in the meaning of platonic friend, not we-are-friends-but-i-have-feeling-for-you friend), we tend to keep our crotch/genital area away from touching our friends’ body (whether the hug is back hug or front hug or side hug), jongin could just lean his upper body and create a little gap between soo’s butt and his crotch so they wouldnt touch, but he didnt, and pressed his crotch to soo’s butt instead,

idk what happened here, i guess this is just another pict that means nothing since camera angle and timing do powerful magic to our shippers’ eyes

tapping the butt

his crotch touched soo’s side

very subtle there mr.kim

kaisoo innocent hug? aww so cute


lets see it from another angle

another reason why i think jongin tops is bc of his powerful hips trust movement

damn that hips movement imagine him grinding on soo with that move 

also i think soo likes it when jongin does the hip thrust 

look at how soo got so happy…

…when jongin did this

soo didnt fix his eyes on jongin’s butt, instead he focused on the whole movement (body wave)

near the end of the gif, when jongin turns around, soo’s eyes/gaze went down, did he look at jongin’s crotch? giggity 

there is this gif set when kaisoo doing hipsthrust when they were facing and eyefucking each other, sadly i cant find the gif in my stash folder but i bet y’all have seen it

another reason why i am in #teambottomsoo bc the way they latch on each other is different, this is prob just me being very biased about ‘who tops and bottoms’ ordeal, 

but i notice when soo latch on jongin, he clings on him, like um how do i explain this? umm, like he treats jongin as his fav big teddy bear (personally, whenever i see him does this [latch on jongin], he gave me clingy and needy koala impression)

they backhugged each other on those picts, but each pict gives me different impression, 

left pict = jongin had his right arm circling soo’s body (waist) - idk i interpret this as protecting back hug? like ‘this guy is mine’? idk how to explain it

right pict = soo rested his head on jongin’s shoulder, basically he leaned his body on jongin, his arms didnt hug jongin tightly (like jongin did in the first pict), i interpret this as seeking comfort back hug? like a lazy back hug, “let me lean on u babe~” idk how to explain it  (idk maybe im overhinking shit as always im deluded so i have the right to do so hah)

do u get what am i saying, man i need an expert here

while [imo] when jongin does this (latch on soo), he has this protective/territorial aura. he likes to drape his entire arm on soo and he also has manhandled soo a lot

omg i just notice ksoo held jongin’s hand 

sure he didnt hug/touch soo here, but he managed to separate yeol from soo with his shoulder

he didnt even do the thumb up pose, whats the point of showing off his hand on soo’s shoulder? they were taking picture, ppl will see it, it wouldl be uploaded/seen by lots of ppl, there were also fancams, imo he did this on purpose

manhandling bae

the point is i sense a lot of dominance from jongin in their relationship, not to mention he is the vigorous one in this ship, and he has this protectiveness instinct towards soo? like that BR event where ksoo fell and jongin ran to make sure soo was okay. also he seems to pamper/adore soo a lot (giving soo chen’s straw [chen didnt want to give it to soo, jongin took it from chen and gave it to soo], he has called soo cute few times, praising soo, when soo does something he has this loving stare [he often smiles when he stares at soo], like “awww”-ing, etc) 

there is a high chance that they switch, bc according to my gay friend, there are more “switchers” in the world (he used the term: ‘vers’ - which is derived from 'reverse’ - to call gay males who take turn) than those who do “only topping” or “only bottoming”

also, for me ksoo seems to be the type to enjoy bottoming, i think he wouldnt want to waste jongin’s hip thrust skill and i think he likes to be manhandled by jongin, beside jongin is one of the main dancers in the group, and i think he wouldnt want to hurt jongin’s bottom (he loves his jonginnie, mmkay?)

and um, my view of ksoo is that.. um, he is kinky and he seems braver to do this. lol it’s just that he seems to be quiet and dont talk a lot; and lots of ppl have said, “its always the quiet ones”

plus there is nothing manlier than taking a dick up in your ass (it takes some balls to do that, again no pun intended), i applaud for those who do the bottoming for their partners /claps/

anyway, i didnt intend to answer this with another super damn long bullshit essay. and sorry for this long post eh not really and sorry to the anon who had asked this for i have neglected your ask, please dont blame me, blame my assignments instead 


btw tbh im glad there are lots of ppl who think kaisoo aren’t legit…less attention is better, they seem to be very private individuals, low-key is a must,

i see some ppl are angry on kaisoo tag, please dont feed those haters, just ignore them and be happy inside our delulu bubble, so what if people call us crazy trash? we’re happy this way and its not like those haters who have called us crazy know us irl anyway… it’s internet after all, haters are bound to exist. 

BONUS (why? bc i can): 

totatlly not staring while biting his lip


totally not asking for a kiss from jongin (look at him puckering his lips while he pointed at them and he glanced at jongin)

pointed his lips while puckering them, then sucking them in

still nibbling his own lips 

nibble nibble (did jongin see this shit? did he see how thirsty his bae was?)

totally not looking at each other lips (praise the caption)

the way jongin came to him like he wanted to kiss soo instead of whispering

i see soo’s nose tip touched jongin, that waving hand cant cockblock me from seeing them ha

an anon told me that jongin’s hair got pulled by soo’s lips (his hair stuck on soo’s lips cuz soo’s whispering method) and jongin leaned when soo did this

another version


this is just a very casual thing to do between platonic friends

look at jongin pushed away soo’s hand from his [soo’s] knees, then jongin changed his stance (like he was ready to trap soo’s body with his legs), (un)fortunately yeol stopped them to go further (SUCH A COCKBLOCKER WHYYYYYYY GO HAVE FUN WITH BAEK U DORK DONT COCKBLOCK THEM)

maintaining eye contact

the caption says it all

why his hand on soo’s back tho?

mr.kim here seemed to enjoy soo’s singing and dancing


i hope u understand why i put the bonus gifs in that particular order  ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )

i love this^ gif btw (the others backed away and jongin gave soo his butt) idk why this gif always makes me giggle

Title: Something More
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Pairing(s): BokuAka, KuroKen (endgame); KuroAka
Ch. Word Count: 5.3K
Total Word Count: 5.3K
Summary: The one where Bokuto gets a text message from a wrong number only to find that maybe, just maybe, something wrong can lead to something right.
A/N: inspired by that one episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. and a convo with @shizuos about my need to have Bo in a box as an apology to Kuroo. also inspired by @meruems-thighs fic and this secondhand serenade song.

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Received From: Unknown
[9:06]: I’m sorry I can’t make it tonight.
[9:06]: Work ran a little late and I had some clients that had gotten… difficult.
[9:07]: How about tomorrow? Maybe I’ll let you give me a massage instead.

Sent To: Unknown
[9:12]: that’s too bad
[9:12]: sucky clients suck!

Received From: Unknown
[9:16]: Yeah, well. It’s part of the job.
[9:20]: So… sushi tomorrow? I’m really too tired tonight. I’ll even treat this time.

Sent To: Unknown
[9:28]: not that i dont appreciate the invite
[9:30]: and now im really REALLY craving sushi
[9:31]: but u maybe wanna give me ur name first or?

Received From: Unknown
[9:35]: Wait, who is this?
[9:36]: I dropped my phone and had to get a new one and I could’ve sworn this was the right number.

Sent To: Unknown
[9:39]: oh man thats a bummer!
[9:39]: im BOKUTO btw bokuto koutarou
[9:40]: whoops idk why it capslocks my name
[9:40]: i guess i yell about myself a lot HAHA
[9:41]: nice to meet u! well it will be once u give me ur name :D

Received From: Unknown
[9:45]: Akaashi Keiji. Nice to meet you too, Bokuto-san.

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Okay, it’s time to say this.




Let me calm down for a second.
Look, I, myself, am a Pharmercy shipper, but I absolutely loathe the amount of hate and or harassment other people get for shipping Mercy with ANYONE ELSE. 
I’m mainly talking about the harassment Mercy76 shippers get.
Guys, there are so many polite Mercy76 shippers out there who just want to ship what they think is canon, and some of them even like Pharmercy! They just ship Mercy with someone else. That doesn’t mean that they hate Pharmercy. They just think Mercy and 76 are more compatible/more cute. Please stop harassing or hating on them.
I shouldnt have to watch people harass other people because one person just wanted more Mercy76 fanfiction. It is FANFICTION, PEOPLE. Its not like you arent still going to get more fanfics of your pairing, because you will.

Guys, NONE of the Overwatch characters have confirmed sexualities. You can’t go “Oh! But Mercy is a lesbian! She wouldn’t be into men!” or “Mercy is obviously straight, you’re wrong!” to people when there are no confirmed sexualites for OW characters. People are therefore allowed to give the character their headcanon sexuality if they so please. I have headcanon sexualities for OW characters! Everyone does! If you think Mercy is bi or a lesbian, then you can believe that! If you think Mercy is straight, then you can believe that! You, however, cannot tell someone that their sexuality headcanon for that character is false because you see differently. I personally think that Mercy is bisexual, for example. I’m not going to attack someone if they think she’s straight. That’s their opinion, and I respect it.

And please don’t say “But what about the age gap!” for either Pharmercy or Mercy76. Because first of, for Pharmercy, five years is not a bad age gap, okay?
And no, I’m not about to bash Mercy76. Trust me.
I’ve recently talked to an EXTREMEMLY POLITE Mercy76 shipper((who I won’t tag because I don’t know if they would be okay with that, if you want me to I’ll edit you in)) who made me realize that;
1. The Mercy76 age gap would still be okay AS LONG as both of the members of the relationship CONSENTED TO IT. Couples with an age gap like that EXIST IN REAL LIFE as well. It may be looked down upon, but who the fuck cares?
2. Some Mercy76 shippers have headcanons that decrease 76′s age. Which is totally okay guys. It’s okay to decrease a characters age, since, guess what guys. WE DONT KNOW 76′S ACTUAL AGE. And no, you shouldn’t bash someone’s headcanon either. Which leads me to my next topic

Please, please don’t bash on someone else’s headcanon because it either goes against your ship or because you just don’t agree with it. It isn’t okay, it’s EXTREMELY rude, and nobody fucking likes that. Imagine if someone bashed you and your headcanon because they disliked it? How would that make you feel? So don’t fucking do it.

I know that I’m probably going to get bashed for even writing this post, but before you try to send me death threats, please remember that these are FICTIONAL CHARACTERS.

Do you think that it’s okay to send someone death threats or hate because they disagree with something about a character that doesnt even exist? Because seriously guys, you could probably find much more things to be angry about.

So, please stop harassing people for a ship that’s different than yours.

Anyways, I’m done here. 

TLDR: I respect Mercy76 and any other Mercy/Character ship, and I don’t appreciate people harassing people because they ship something thats different then what they ship. Please stop.

Hey can you make an imagine where you don’t realize your bff Robbie likes you and you make jokes with him every now and then on how you’re “forever alone” so he tries to do really romantic things for you but you just convince yourself its nothing because you think its too good to be true, and then one day he just rambles about his feelings for you? **if you want an added challenge, try to make it as fluffy as possible, so much fluff I could knit a sweater with it XD Thanks :) -Anon

The school bell rings and you let out a huge sigh as you walk out of class. You walk to your locker and wait for your best friend Robbie. “Thank gosh it’s friday” you say as you see him. “This week has been so long and awful. Ugh” Robbie laughs and says “well that’s finals week for you. So, im thinking we should celebrate. How about some starbucks?” You roll your eyes and laugh “where else would we go" 

The two of you walk outside to the parking lot and get into Robbie’s car. As he drives to the local starbucks, you guys chat about the finals and what you thought about them. "Okay, seriously, that English final was hell. Like I swear half the stuff was either not on the study guide or we didn’t ever learn it” you say. “I mean, it wasn’t that bad. It was pretty easy to bs that stuff” Robbie says. You narrow your eyes at him. He looks over and says “what!?” “ugh of course it was easy for you.” And then you mimic him as you say in a high pitched voice “im Robbie Kay, Im so smart and everyone else is so stupid. I get all A’s yay!” “hey!” Robbie says “Stop it, my voice does not sound like that" 

The two of you pull into the starbucks parking lot laughing and go inside and order your drinks. You sit down at a table and mention to robbie how empty it is today. "everyone probably went home to get some sleep” he says. The two of you start chatting and lose track of time. When you check your phone, you find that you’ve been sitting there for about an hour and a half now. “geez,” you say. “time just flies by” “tell me about it” Robbie answers. The two of you just kind of sit there quietly for a few moments and you look up to see a couple walking in. You can’t help but stare at them and how they’re holding hands and hugging each other. 

You look at Robbie who’s watching you watch the couples and say “ugh. couples. they keep reminding me how im so forever alone” “aw dont say that” Robbie says. “you’ll find someone one day. and hey, you’ve got me..” “that’s true, if I dont find anyone at least I always have you. If we’re 40 and im still not married, im coming to you.” Robbie smiles and says “deal. Ill always be there for you." 

your mind starts going off. "did he just flirt with me?’ you think. "nah, it cant be” “anyways,” Robbie snaps you out of your conversation with yourself “are you coming to that party with me tonight?” “yea I wouldn’t miss it for a thing" 

later that night as you finish getting ready, you get a text from Robbie which says "im here. you ready?” You quickly look at yourself in the mirror before heading out. You were wearing a little black dress which hugged you in all the right places. You had on your favorite pair of bright pink heels, hair curled, and a some shiny lip gloss. “Maybe ill finally catch a guy tonight” you think. You run outside and Robbie’s eyebrows go way, way up. “Woah” he says. “too much?” you ask with a wince “no, its, um, you look really…hot to be honest” he said hot like it wasn’t in his vocabulary and it made you laugh. “aww thanks Robbie. that was the point. I need to find like a hookeup tonight or something. I done with being a loner" 

As he drives you to the party he says, "you don’t need a hookup when you have me” “i know, i know, but i can’t exactly makeout with you can I?’ Robbie wishpers something that sounds like "yes you can” “what?” you say. “nothing. anyways we’re here lets go” You shake your head and tell yourself you didn’t really hear that. 

You and Robbie go inside and talk to a few friends and then head to the nearest couch. You find yourself losing track of time all over again as you talk to him. But you don’t really mind, you loved to just sit and talk to Robbie. You look away from Robbie’s face and see so many couples making out, grinding, or groping each other. You sign and whisper to yourself, “why don’t I have a guy?” Robbie must’ve heard you because he leans forward and says ‘can I have a dance?“ 

You smile and say "of course” Robbie takes you over to where everyone is dancing and puts his arm around your waist. He’s a pretty good dance, you’ve got to admit. You laugh as he twirls you around and it makes him grin. Someone taps your shoulder and you turn around, getting ready to yell at someone for interrupting your and robbie’s dance. But you couldn’t. because the guy who tapped you is mega hot and you’re dying on the inside. 

“sorry for interrupting, but i was wondering you wanted to dance” you will yourself to form a coherent sentence as you say “uh, sure, of course!” The hot guy smiles and you turn to Robbie and motion that you’ll meet up later. Robbie walks away with a look of hurt on his face. 

The dance with the random hot guy was pretty awesome and the two of you walk over to a random corner. He pulls you closer by the waist and you think “yes its finally going to happen” soon, you start making out, and it was pretty flipping awesome. later that night, you met up with Robbie again and you can’t wait to tell him what happened. “omg Robbie guess what? We made out! That cute guy and I made out! It finally happened!” Robbie scowls and says “yea, yea, that’s great” “robbie, what’s wrong? Why are you acting like this?” “I just, no reason, im sorry, do you want to go home now?” “yea..sure" 

on your way home, you try to think of reasons why Robbie might be acting strange. "could he be jealous?” you ask yourself. No, that can’t be it. Why would robbie be jealous? that would mean he likes you, which he obviously doesn’t. Robbie pulls up to your house and you say thanks and go inside. That night you cant sleep because you have this nagging feeling that Robbie might like you. You think of all the things that Robbie has done. How he set up such a wonderful dinner on your birthday. He gave you a flower and wore such a dashing suit and tie and made you feel so special. How he always brings you your favorite food when you’re sick and lies in bed with you and watches your favorite shows. How he is always taking care of you. is that friendship or something more? Could Robbie really like me? But it cant, it’s all too good to be true. You sigh and turn over, and fall asleep.

The next day you yet again have another party. That night Robbie arrives at your house a little earlier so he comes up to your room as you get ready. “Ugh, im running out of time!” you yell. you fell asleep and woke up half an hour before you had to leave. “relax” Robbie says. “Can I help with anything?” “Can you put on my makeup and straighten my hair?” “well, makeup I can’t, but I can straighten your hair" 

You slowly turn around. "seriously?” “yea, I mean It seems pretty easy. I can try.” “uh yea go for it” Robbie smiles and says “no problem” you turn around and watch in the mirror as he picks up your straightener and starts to straighten your hair. He’s not perfect at it, but pretty good. “seriously, thanks Robbie” “it’s no problem at all. Now hurry and do your makeup” There’s no way this is just friendship you think to yourself. Suddenly, you really want to know the truth. You have to find out. 



“can i ask you a question?”


“why were you acting like that yesterday? you got all sad and kinda mad when I danced with that guy and later when I told you about it you were scowling” you look in the mirror to catch a glimpse of any facial expressions

Robbie freezes up. “uh, no reason really. I was just thinking about something”

“what were you thinking about?”

theres silence for a minute “what the world has come to. and how there’s bad people out there" 

you snort and turn around. "yeah right. Cut the crap Robbie. What were you really thinking about?" 

"i just, i dont want to talk about it" 

you stare him down and give him that look that you know scares the crap out of him. 

"okay, okay fine. Just stop looking at me like that. I just, I felt bad when you were dancing with that guy because i wanted you to keep dancing with me. and…when you came to tell me that you made out with him I wanted to be the one to do that with you. and its so frustrating because you cant even see how much i like you. I like you so much and you’re always going off about how youre going to be forever alone but i tell you no because ill be there for you but you dont seem to get it and I just like you so much. i want to hold your hand and kiss you and hug you and do all these couple-y stuff with you.” Robbie stops and his eyes widen as he realizes everything he just spewed out. 

your eyes are wide to as you realize everything he just said. “you like me?”

he nods

“why didn’t you tell me earlier you idiot?! Then I wouldn’t have made out with that guy and instead made out with you!”

Robbies eyes widen again

“And i actually didn’t realize that you like me until very recently and i always thought of you as a best friend because I thought i would lose you if i thought of you as something more. But, I actually think I like you too" 

Robbie smiles and says "so, tonight at the party, instead of looking for other guys to kiss…" 

"ill already be kissing you” you finish with a laugh. Robbie laughs too and the two of you walk out to his car holding hands.

*geez this was really long. It’s not mega fluffy and im sorry for that but i hope you likee :)*

lapinmilk  asked:

Hi there!I had to ask this, but what are your views as well about Goku and Bulma pairing off? I personally think it's just wrong! Not because its not canon, but because Goku and Bulma in my eyes and often seen in the series are more viewed as a brother and sister best friend type. But def there has been the talk they might have been a couple if the author was more romantic, but even then it'll prolly be more of a Yamcha & Bulma situation long relationship that ends in breakup. (1)

ChiChi I believe is the one and I’m happy the author decided this for Goku & ChiChi as ChiChi is the first girl in the Db series he just “stares” at after seeing just her picture when her father pulled out the picture (added old romantic anime music in the ocean dub?) Goku doesn’t really just sit quiet mouth long, obviously he’ll go “she’s cute” be very blunt etc. But he was just “struck” by her looks. Which made me go, He def had a love at first sight feeling. Sorry if I rambled! (2)

HI! I’m sorry for the SUPER late reply. I didn’t know how to reply to this. I’m pretty sure other people can do better than me, but I will give it a shot since you asked. 

I think it really depends on how you personally see their relationship in the series. Some people see them as brothers and sisters (like you stated above) and others as close friends. Of course if you see them as a brother and sister it would be really awkward to see them in them in a romantic relationship. For me personally I see them as friends and I support them as an AU couple just because it is canon that Bulma did have a crush on Goku during the first martial arts tournament back as teens. ♥

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if this is a bit off im sorry we dont have homecoming in the uk but ill try


*He was standing outside of your door waiting for you to answer although he was a bit nervous, this was the first time he had taken you to a dance. As he was in the middle of fixing his suit you opened the door leaving him a little taken a back at first at how beautiful you looked. Your parents were standing behind him, and your mum commented on handsome he looked whilst your dad told him to keep you safe*

K: “You look beautiful tonight Y/N, well you always do but uh you get what I mean right”

Of course we do Kai ya cutie

Originally posted by dazzlingkai


*You were going along with two of your close friends who were also a couple. The two of them and Sehun were on the way to your house to pick you up, he didn’t know why he was nervous but he had to keep fanning his shirt to cool himself down*

FRIEND: Hey why are you so nervous its Y/N”

S: “I’m not even nervous..thats a lie look idk I just am okay, deal with it. Do I look okay?”

Originally posted by perfectioninthreeletters


*The theme for this homecoming was carnival and circus, the gymnasium looked beautiful with all the decorations but instead of looking at them Suho spent most of the time looking at you. He pulled you along to the green screen to take a picture but ran in front of you and jokingly told you stay where you were so he could have a pic by himself until he pulled you in wrapping his arms around your waist for the picture*

S: “This theme is perfect, just like you”

Ima cringe piece of cringe

Originally posted by kingjunmyeonn


*As an avid picture taker he was obsessed with the green screen and pulled you over to it many times throughout the night to take loads of pictures as well as some other friends, he loved all of the props he was able to use finding a pair of glasses t be his favourite*

CY: “We are gonna have so many memories from tonight Y/N”

Originally posted by purpleuhan


*What was an already amazing night turned into an even better one when it turned out you and Baekhyun were voted the homecoming king and queen. Once the crowns were put on your heads he made sure to go out of his way to make the audience laugh with his speech*

BH: “Most importantly though can i get another round of applause for my queen? Thank you very much”

Originally posted by polyarobaek


*People may not have thought he was the type to get up and dance but they were wrong, he was pulling you up onto the dance floor when all the bops came on, as well as some of the slow ones. He is a bit of a dad dancer but he was having fun and so were you*

Ngl i love a dad dancer lmao esp a hot dad dancer

Originally posted by smileysoo


*Jongdae the type to be sneaking in that alcohol so thats exactly what he did. He ofc knew the party would be lacking some alcohol and so you guys went outside (avoiding teachers at all costs) and drank it cuddling and focusing on the night sky (until you guys started making out violently and your friends were like ew guys get a room before swigging some of that wine)

Originally posted by dazzlingkai


*The school decided on a 70s theme which you loved and so did he. (He came looking like a really hot pimp but nvm). He is another one who sneaks in alcohol but is really cheeky/romantic so making out outside is a thing, but bringing you a rose to your front door to pick you up is also a thing. Lets just say it was a reallyyy good night*

Omg my man is so hot jfc help me im sweating through my eyes

Originally posted by baek-tao-the-future


*Yixing came in a casual suit (but looked hot af as usual bc hot af suits are the best suits) and spent half the night popping and locking it on the dance floor, and making sure you got up and danced with him as well. He also danced the slow dances with you showing his romantic side and whispering things into your ear*

L: “You look so good in that dress but I would also really like to take it off”


also i didnt recover from my first man and here comes the second one swooping in im offended

Originally posted by vouex


*He was all shy when he came to pick you up, and that was made worse by your dad grilling him to take good care of you but reassured him he really would (even tho im sure u can urself bc if ur reading this i bet ur a badass). He freshly dyed his hair for the occasion and took ages picking out what to wear bc of the fashionista he is. However you were dressed simply but lovely and he looked at you like how do you do that???

K: “beautiful as always y/n, seriously its like curse but a great one”

Y/N: I could say the same for you”

Blonde kris is my life well any kris is my life

Originally posted by oh-prankster


*Luhans the cool one, i mean he is also really silly but he has the dress and the attitude and its like whoa ur cool dude. He definitely got voted homecoming king without a doubt, he definitely puled some top class moves on the dance floor and he most definitely made out with you at the end of the night. You were the one to drag him to the picture booths though but as the pics were with you he didn't mind having so many taken. Also he made sure some of those pics were cute and cheeky so you guys would have them forever*

Cheeky and cute pics with luhan?? im down

Originally posted by jonnasexoticworld


*You didn't expect him to come in red but he sure did (but Xiu stands out from the crowd anyways so its okay) you also didn't expect him to pick you up in a Mercedes and to have champagne in the car (dont tell your parents that your bf is clearly a badass lul). Nonetheless it all happened, and when you both got crowned homecoming king and queen later in the evening it added to an amazing night for the both of you*

Jemima collect ur man bc im gonna take him in a min i cant handle this gif

Originally posted by xiundeer