i mean actually i am not sorry at all

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YouTube's biggest star PewDiePie causes controversy with 'Death to all Jews' video
World's most popular YouTuber lands himself in hot water again.

The performers, who call themselves “funnyguys”, advertise that they will paint any message on their body in exchange for money while dancing in the jungle.

While many choose their own name or a funny message, PewDiePie jokingly asked the pair to display: “DEATH TO ALL JEWS”.

He published the resulting clip, showing them dancing and laughing while holding the antisemitic message above their heads, on his YouTube channel.

While some fans found the clip funny, others said the star had gone too far.

Despite requesting the hateful message to be displayed, and publishing the resulting video, PewDiePie apologised to fans at the end of the video – but still gave the performers a five-star rating.

He said: “I am sorry. I didn’t think they would actually do it. I feel partially responsible. I mean I’ve got to give them five stars for an outstanding experience because at least they did what I asked.”

He added: “I don’t feel good. I don’t feel too proud of this, I’m not gonna lie. I’m not antisemitic, or whatever it’s called, okay so don’t get the wrong idea. It was a funny meme, and I didn’t think it would work, okay. I swear I love jews, I love ‘em.

"I am so sorry. I don’t know what else to say.”

pewdiepie paid some guys actual money to hold up a sign that said “DEATH TO ALL JEWS”, published it, gave them a 5-star rating, and then tried to shrug off any responsibility by saying he didn’t think they would really do it. he even says he only feels “partially” responsible and he’s “not antisemitic” despite the fact that he 1) posted this video so close to a surge in antisemitic hate crimes following trump’s election and 2) posted this video at all.

this isn’t funny, this isn’t satire, it’s gross and hateful shock humor at the expense of people who are already unsafe with the increasingly emboldened neo nazis–i mean, “alt right”. it’s not defensible. stop supporting him.

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A collection of all the FFXV phone wallpapers I’ve made 

Feel free to use for whatever ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ

anonymous asked:

Hey uh.. not to bother you by any means.. but can I get a link to those tips for drawing people crying you did once?? I looked through all the tags and couldn't find it myself, sorry..

Oh, it’s no bother! http://whatisthiscutenonsense.tumblr.com/post/147379834506/eruhamster-retroautomaton-some-crying-tips 

But honestly, I’m not actually too happy with those anymore. They’re pretty old. I still sort of hold the same value when I draw them, but here’s some more updated tips, if that’s alright. 

One of the biggest complaints I got with those tips was that just a single tear is good enough. Well yes and no. Tears are just a helpful tool, and of course not everyone cries the same, so yes, a single tear can be just as impactful, as long as your emotion and context carries the message. 

On the opposite end of the spectrum, there’s heavy crying. And this can take many forms. Again, the face has to carry the intensity of the emotion; the tears are just there to emphasize it. More intensity, (for some people) does tend to include more liquids and leaking. 

And of course none of it has to be perfect or even. As I love to touch on, crying is messy and ugly. It brings out the most strained emotions. So none of it has to be symmetrical to get the point across- if anything, it gives it more movement. 

I of course draw in a more cartoony fashion, so if you did want to go on the more realistic end of the spectrum, you can focus on the actual physics of tears and how act and react on the face. More realistically, they come from the inner eye, and are much smaller. They tend to fall in wayward paths, slowly, but  sperraticly, and in droplets or thin streams. You can also add streak marks and flush up the face, depending on the subject. 

I’m glad you liked my old tips, and I hope these new ones help! 

anonymous asked:

Yup, I was being serious. Johnlock is real to me. But I don't hate Mary. And neither do Sherlock or John. Sorry, I didn't mean to say something bad. Forgive me, but that's my point of view.

It’s okay. You are free interpret things as you want. It’s just a tv show.It is all in theory I know. But please I am not trying to be rude. I just don’t share the same opinion. I won’t elaborate why. Mary gave me the creeps even before I was in TJLC. And she still does. The only version of Mary I like is ghost!mary. And she is actually John.

The Idea of You
  • The Idea of You
  • Nine Inch Nails
  • Not The Actual Events
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maybe that was somebody else
maybe i was somebody else
I am sorry (for what it’s worth) if that means anything anymore.  I think there’s something just wrong with me
i have been wondering
when did you know?  you know, really know?
no no no no no i don’t think that’s going to happen here
you missed all that on the way out
and remember
i don’t want to remember anymore
maybe i was somebody else?
just go back to the idea of me
go back to the idea of me

none of this is happening

WAIT
WAKE
BREATHE
BELIEVE
HEY
YOU TELL YOURSELF

oh and
If I start to tell you anything please don’t pay attention.  That’s not really me in there.  I would never do that.
just go back to the idea of me
go back to that idea
can you even hear me over here?
can’t you feel it happening?
everything absorbing liquid twitching forming something terrible
the sores are gone
and you can hardly tell now but

“I’m not your princess, this ain’t a fairy tale, I’m gonna find someone someday who might actually treat me well”

“What do you do when the one who means the most to you is the one who didn’t show?…They’re all standing around me singing ‘Happy Birthday to You,’ but there was one thing missing…you called me later and said, ‘I’m sorry I didn’t make it,’ and I said, ‘I’m sorry too,’ and that was the moment I knew”

“Don’t look at me, you got a girl at home…Honey, I am no one’s exception, this I have previously learned”

“People like you always want back the love they pushed aside, but people like me are gone forever when you say goodbye…you were all I wanted, but not like this”

“I’m probably better off on my own than loving a man who didn’t know what he had when he had it…You’re talking down to me like I’d always be around..I’ve given you my best and we both know you can’t say that…You would have been the one if you were a better man”

Thank you all for the information about the pointe shoe thing with Lance! It’s really helpful to know more about the things I’m actually drawing about. I’m sorry, if I was disrespectful with my wording, I didn’t mean it. I know it is a lot of work to go on pointe, but I also think Lance would totally work really hard on that. I imagine him as a really passionate dancer… but the fact is, that he is a show off as well ;) 

So yeah, I read all the comments on my post and I am really glad I know more about it now :) Thank you all and a happy new year ♥

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i, for one, am extremely excited about all of the first-year interactions that have both happened in the latest chapter and are guaranteed to happen coming up,

it’s almost christmas break finally, which means that i am here with a follow forever that i’ve been wanting to do for the longest time now. i’ve followed so many amazing people this year and i actually have a few people to make special mentions for? even though i’ve been like absent and haven’t really spoken to anyone in a while. yikes. anyway, without further ado, my favs of 2016

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I can't fucking believe this shit...

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WERE THE WRITERS OF THIS SHOW THINKING WHEN THEY DECIDED TO MAKE ENID AND CARL A THING??? LIKE WTF JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE IN THE SAME FUCKING AGE RANGE DOESN’T MEAN THEY IMMEDIATELY HAVE TO KISS EACH OTHER!!! GIVE HIM SOME FUCKING TIME TO FIND A STRONG GIRL WHO CAN ACTUALLY TAKE CARE OF HERSELF RATHER THAN ENID, WHO PRETTY MUCH JUST KINDA HANGS OUT ON THE SIDE AND LET’S OTHER PEOPLE DO ALL THE WORK!!! IM SORRY IF THIS IS A SPOILER TO SOME BUT I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS!! AFTER MULTIPLE THINGS PISSING ME OFF ABOUT THIS SHOW I DECIDED TO COME BACK TO IT EVERY TIME BECAUSE I KNEW THAT SOMETHING GOOD WOULD COME OF IT, BUT APPARENTLY FUCKING NOT IN SEASON 7!!! I DON’T KNOW WHY THIS ENRAGES ME SO MUCH, BUT AFTER THIS FUCKERY OF EVENTS OCCURING IM ACTUALLY CONSIDERING QUITTING THIS SHOW!! I WON’T STOP POSTING ON THE BLOG BUT I AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING JUST NOT WATCHING IT ANYMORE!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME ON READING MY RAGE RANT, HOPEFULLY I CALM DOWN ABOUT THIS NONSENSE SOON BUT UNTIL THEN I AM JUST GOING TO STOP WATCHING UNTIL I CALM DOWN FROM THIS FUCKERY! THANK YOU TO ALL WHO HAVW READ THIS PSA, AND PLEASE DEAR GOD DONT LET ME BE THE ONLY ONE WHO IS RHIS FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THAT!! But I should also add that in absolutely no way do I dislike Enid’s actress, I think she’s a beautiful young actress and I hope that she gets far in her acting career. All of my hatred is specifically only toward Enid, and in absolutely no way is it directed to the actress that plays her.

What I Hate About Being INTP

1. I constantly lose important things and/or break them.
2. I miss points on problems because I don’t read directions or look over something significant.
3. I feel like I have to keep checking if I actually am an INTP.
4. I keep hurting other people’s feeling with meaning to.
5. I’m never completely confident about myself, even if other people tell me I have potential.
6. I feel so alone.

anonymous asked:

I don't really know what one shot is.. for the Rap Line Smut.. so I guess XD sorry.

I’ll make it a 4some since this is kind of a confusing ask?? This is what I’m getting from it so sorry if I’m wrongggg!! AlSO THIS WAS SO AWKWARD TO WRITE I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO PUT I AM SORRY.

Words: 1284

They were making out. That’s how you’d found Yoongi and Hoseok. It was by accident, of course. By no means did you actually purposely try to catch them getting it on.

You’d also had no intention of getting involved with it.

But still, here you were, getting your shirt unbuttoned by Hoseok as he savagely attacked your neck with his entire mouth, all the while Yoongi was feeling you up and down, whispering multiple profanities into your hot ear. Your breath was caught into your throat, panties already soaked just by these simple acts.

You weren’t just going to ask them to stop, not when you liked it so much.

“I-is the door locked?” You breathed unsteadily, hoping at least one of the boys would hear. Yoongi made a sound of acknowledgement, before squeezing your uncovered breasts.

“Don’t worry about it, nobodies home right now.”

“I walked in here-”

To shut you up, Hoseok’s lips attached to your breast, sucking almost a little too harshly.

“Hey, you’re keeping her all to yourself.” Yoongi whined, and you felt him pull his shirt off behind you. Hoseok wasn’t listening, not at all. He’d begun with unbuttoning your pants.

There was a knock on the bedroom door, before someone pushed it open while in the middle of talking.

“Hyung, are you here?” It was Namjoon. Neither Yoongi nor Hoseok stopped to spare a glance, even though you’d begun to panic. Looking over at Namjoon, his hand slid away from the door knob, his eyes bugging out from his head.

“Why didn’t any of you call me?” He dropped his bag onto the floor, practically slamming the door shut and clicking the lock. His eyes never left your body, which was still being toyed with by Hoseok and Yoongi. Namjoon had begun to crawl up the bed towards you, unbuttoning his pants and kicking them off. 

Yoongi had let you lay on your back, and he was now kissing you passionately, using his tongue to taste every inch of your mouth. Hoseok was taking his sweet time, trailing his tongue closer down to your almost naked core. At one point, he’d stipped away your pants, taking your panties with them. Your panties hung from a single ankle, and Hoseok pulled your thighs apart.

“Your dripping wet, (Y/N)ah.” Hoseok murmured against your core, before bringing his tongue up your slick lower lips. Your whole body shuddered, half in surprise and half in pure pleasure.

Namjoon pushed Hoseok away, immediately filling your core with two long fingers. You moaned against Yoongi’s lips, being hushed by his tongue. One of your hands was being pulled to a bulge, and you realized it was Hoseok. Yoongi pulled away from your lips, watching as you began to jerk Hoseok’s cock.

“Hold tighter,” Hoseok groaned, leaning back on his knee’s so you could feel him better. Yoongi pushed himself off the bed to fully strip himself, while Namjoon’s tongue swirled around your wet bud. Fingers curled inside of you, making you moan at least 3 times, and your fingers held tighter on Hoseok’s member.

Fingers raked through your hair, making your eyes find Yoongi’s, before he pushed his cock into your mouth. You gagged slightly, mostly because you couldn’t properly control your moans while taking a mouthful of dick. Yoongi’s bulge hit the side of your mouth, only going in to a certain extent because of the size. He knew you couldn’t blow him, so he thrust in and out himself.

Your hand still moved up and down Hoseok’s slick member, while Namjoon pulled his fingers out of you. He was muttering about something you couldn’t hear well, before replacing his fingers with his own dick.

He slid in easily, because of how frustratingly wet you were. Namjoon held down your hips so the other boys could still get their fill of you. Yoongi was groaning, along with Namjoon’s simple little grunts from time to time. Already you were wondering if you would make it long enough so Namjoon could cum with you, or if you would finish a little too early.

Yoongi came in your mouth, immediately making you swallow it down before pulling his bulge out of your mouth. Hoseok wasn’t far behind, by the current noise spouting from his mouth.

“Do you need help?” Yoongi breathed, pushing your hand away from Hoseok’s shaft, before placing his own hand in place of yours. Namjoon’s pace had grown unsteady, and he began to leave butterfly kisses anywhere he could reach you. Your now free hands held tightly onto Namjoon’s shoulders, while you watched as Yoongi brought Hoseok to a finish. Moans were filling the entire room, and the first thought you had was how secretive you weren’t being.

Hoseok was coming towards you on the bed, half of his torso covered in his own cum, before pushing Namjoon.

“Let me get in at the back.” His voice was rough, obviously strained by the moaning he’d just done. Namjoon hoisted you up onto your knee’s never leaving you once, only for Hoseok to push his still raging boner into your behind.

There was pain, but not as much as you’d expected because of how lubricated Hoseok’s dick was. Knowing just how tired you were growing, Hoseok went slow, while Namjoon still thrust in an unconventionally fast pace. He was murmuring to hold it, because he was close, his arms wrapped around you tightly. You leaned your head back, moaning for reasons you couldn’t even tell anymore. How could you hold it? You were about to explode.

Yoongi was still trying to bother Hoseok, peppering kisses up and down his back while murmuring things. Hoseok began to kiss and bite at your shoulder, making you whimper loudly.

You came, your whole body shuddering while Hoseok still thrust into you. Namjoon wasn’t far off, only having to thrust a few more times before finishing in you. Yoongi practically shoved Namjoon’s whole body away from you, filling you up with his own member. Namjoon had gotten off the bed, sliding his clothes back on while watching as you were being fucked senselessly by Yoongi and Hoseok.

Yoongi held your chin while he thrust in and out of you, making you look only at him. His teeth were clenched, brows furrowed in determination. Yoongi’s other hand was wrapped around your body to hold you in place, while both of Hoseok’s hands held your thighs just the same. 

You were already barely able to hold it in again. Hoseok had pulled out only to cum on your back, while Yoongi kept a steady pace in you. Your held onto his shoulders tightly, before being shoved with your back against the mattress.

“Don’t cum, don’t cum.” He kept murmuring, his voice shaking slightly as he kissed your neck.

“Yoongi-” You mumbled, unable to project your voice any longer.  His body shuddered slightly, so you knew he was almost about to finish. Your walls were tightening, breathing getting even more uneven if possible.

Yoongi was the first to finish, but after feeling him cum, you did as well. It was the second time already, and you were beyond tired. When he pulled out, you laid on the bed for a moment, before sitting up and trying to level your breathing.

The boys were slowly putting their clothes on, and you soon joined them. You talked, but barely. Everyone seemed pretty awkward about the situation, except for Hoseok.

“Next time let’s ask the others, okay?” Hoseok unlocked the bedroom door once you were all dressed, leaving you three standing there in complete shock at his words. Looking back and nodding to himself mostly, Yoongi glanced to see your answer.

“Yeah, okay…”

anonymous asked:

I feel like after a few days or a week stuck with Hamilton, Burr would run away for a while. Like Hamilton got to learn a lot about Burr, but he still took advantage. I need Hamilton to grovel at Burr's feet!! Burr deserves better!

he really does deserve better. In Hamilton’s defense, it’s a bit of a weird situation, plus he’s in a not-great state of mind right now due to pre-story events.

 It takes probably a good full day or so before Burr is worn down enough to explain how he literally physically can’t leave, thus revealing himself. After that it’s equal parts amusement and fascination for Hamilton. But once the weekend passes and it actually makes Burr miss a day or two of work (which obviously really bothers Burr because it edges the situation past annoying hijinks into actual abduction territory) Hamilton of course lets him go. It’s not like the little burr au where Hamilton wasn’t seeing Burr as a person- he very much knows here that Burr is a person and so it ends much sooner. 

Burr is freaked out by it of course and keeps his distance for a long while. This is good because there is an in-story reason that Hamilton is trying to fix his boredom and loneliness with a reluctant Burr instead of the squad, and being unable to use burr as a surrogate friend for the time being will force hamilton to sort himself out.

  Someone so far unmentioned may or may not be why burr doesn’t cut all ties, fake his death, and run for the hills.

I just want to clarify right now that MAVIS AND ZEREF DIDN’T HAVE SEX. Zeref probably created him to be like Mavis, and will probably therefore think of Mavis as his mother.

To the people who

1) Are mad, thinking Zeref and Mavis actually had sex, don’t worry, they didn’t

2) Actually thought they had sex, I’m sorry, they DIDN’T

I’m literally not even going to argue with anyone about this. At all. I have no issue with zervis at all since Mavis was a twenty-something year old in a 13 year old body. But that doesn’t mean they can have sex. That would be wrong on so many levels. It’s not like a fucking kiss, jfc.

Am I being mean about this? Yes I fucking am. Because you know what. If you truly actually believed they had sex and LIKED THAT IDEA, that’s just fucked up.

Sabriel Headcanons:

So so so sorry this is so late and kinda short. I am REALLY busy right now and just wanted to give you guys something before I have to focus on something else.

SIDENOTE: Why are there more DESTIEL gifs on the Sabriel tag than actual Sabriel gifs?

Originally posted by radioaktywnyschabowy


Who hogs the duvet
Gabriel. Just because he’s not human doesn’t mean he won’t be a little shit and hog all the covers so Sam has to cuddle with him.


Who texts/rings to check how their day is going
Neither, they spend most of their days together. Though, Gabe gets a little fussy over Sam when he feels the other is working himself too hard.


Who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts
I feel like they’re both pretty creative.


Who gets up first in the morning
Sam normally is the first to get out of bed. Gabriel may not need sleep, but he does get bored just sitting in bed all night. So, he sleeps too.


Who suggests new things in bed
Gabriel is a kinky bastard and suggests the kinkiest of things, most of which, Sam is perfectly fine trying.


Who cries at movies
Gabriel, the drama queen.


Who gives unprompted messages
Most likely Gabriel


How they are when they’re sick
Sam: He’s a power through it kinda guy. Won’t let it stop him from doing anything, even if that means he collapses on his way to lunch. Dean had to give Gabriel some pointers for sick Sam, though. It can be difficult to tell whether he’s sick or not because he’s so good at hiding it. He refuses to complain (even if he is miserable) and absolutely refuses Gabe’s offer to make him better via Angel Grace.
Gabe: He’s a whiner.


Who gets jealous easiest
GABRIEL! Have you seen Sam? He’s a walking sex dream (with self-worth issues). Everyone is trying to get a piece of him, and if Gabe is not attached to his arm 24/7, he will be hit on.


Who collects something unusual
IDK


Who takes the longest to get ready
Gabriel, but only because he actually is to brush his hair. He can’t just finger-comb it and be good to go. Other than that, they’re pretty basic with clothes and neither styles their hair.


Who is the tidiest and organized
Sam, he can’t stand even the slightest mess.


Who gets most excited about the holidays
Neither really. Gabe doesn’t care and Sam normally doesn’t have the time to celebrate.


Who is the big spoon/little spoon
Sam is so a little spoon. He loves it when Gabe wraps his wings around him while they sleep.


Who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports
Gabriel. He doesn’t even know why he gets so competitive.


Who starts the most arguments
Either/Or. No one really knows anymore.


Who suggests that they buy a pet
SAM! He wants and will get a dog, dammit!


What couple traditions they have
Once a week, Sam cleans Gabriel’s wings.


What tv shows they watch together
Any cartooned version of any DC Comic.


Another couple they hang out with
Dean/Cas.


How they spend time together as a couple
Researching, but that ends in Sam with a lap full of Gabriel. Cuddling. The most common thing for them to do is to watch Disney movies. Gabriel loves them, and when he found out Sam didn’t watch many when he was a kid he felt personally offended. So now they watch them all when they have the time.


Who made the first move
Gabriel made a lot of first moves. Over a span of three months, he tried to ask Sam on a date 54 times. Each time he was either shot down or Sam didn’t think he was serious and brought Dean and Cas along too. Finally, a grumpy human Cas that hadn’t slept in almost two days told Sam to get his head out of his ass and go on a date with Gabriel.


Who brings flowers home
Depends on who’s in trouble.


Who is the best cook
Gabriel. He surprised Sam the first time he cooked for him. It was their third date and Sam just wanted to stay in the bunker and relax, so Gabe offered to cook. Sam was pleasantly surprised when the food was actual food and not candy. Though, almost everything Gabriel makes comes out slightly sweet, even salads.


Who snores
I feel like both snore, but Gabriel snores louder.

I am serious, pumpkins. I am not gonna make it next week.
I am so dead.

I mean Alec “wild as hell” Lightwood tugging at Magnus’ shirt? Pushing him into a room/wall? Being absolutely determined? And Magnus’ eyes all hazy? His mouth curling into a nearly visible smile? Looking at Alec like he cannot believe this is actually happening???

Same, Magnus, same.

Sorry, but I cannot rn. I cannot fucking believe this is really happening!!!

“Hard and fast….”

BYE!

I see everyone doing FF’s for the Holidays and I’ve been meaning to but I’ve been really busy (still am) and i’m on mobile so I only have time to tag my mutuals. (I’ll make an actual FF someday) but other than that I hope everyones Holidays have been well and your New Years goes well/The New year treats you well!

🌟 is for my really close ones.

A: @absoluteshiro / @ariririsu / @akaashil / @appurupi / @asexuallyaroused

B: @brokuro / @bokuto-cutetaro / @bokutowtf /

C: @capitulism / @chasing–silhouettes /
🌟 @chrisssenpai / @cinnamonsehun

D: @dwibatron

E: @embrace-the-yaoi

F: 🌟 @fallenangelsbeloved

G: @galagoddess

H: 🌟 @haikyuutm / 🌟 @huhm / @honnojis / @heyartangel

K: @karyuunokyuubininja / @ke-n-ma-a ( @xviditas ) / @kuroohina / @kageyamatoibo / @kitacore / @kisssmyace

L: @literallylikemccree / @liloloveyou024 / @letskuroo

M: @mudkiips / @mysticvolleyball

N: @noizism / 🌟 @nitori-swims-rinstyle / @nintenddo

O: @oldmauve / @onox / @oikawa-toour / @ottomancouch / @oikawaisagenius

P: 🌟 @plisvtsky

S: 🌟 @shouyou-x-everyone / @semisugar / @sassysugawara / @succubace / @semi-jpg / @silhouettehaise / @shineeismysoul / @swiggity-swag-its-sasuke

T: 🌟 @tobio-froyo / @tragedyandhorror / @thirsty4anime / @teenagebucky

U: @ultrabitchrestingface

V: @viktors-ass

X: @xenon-of-orbetion

Y: @yuurikatsukiz / @yachaan / @yeah-vernon

Sorry if I forgot anyone this was rlly rushed but happy holidays! 💫

I’m Taken

Request:  Hii, I am in LOVE with your imagines!! Can you do a shawn imagine in which he’s alone on tour and all he can think is about you and camila comes in and starts to flirt with him but he’s like woah I got y/n. I don’t mean for that to be so long but it would mean the world xx

a/n; AWW thank you so much, I’m glad you like my imagines! And this request is actually quite cute! I’m going to do this all in Shawn’s point of view, I hope that’s alright!  Also, I am only making Camila like this for the imagine, I don’t think she would actually do anything like this. 

Word Count: 425 (it’s so short sorry)

Pairing: Shawn Mendes X Reader


Shawn’s P.O.V 

I smiled looking at the picture of my beautiful girl on my phone screen, she truly has stolen my heart. “I miss you loads, babe.” I read the message from her as it popped up, “I miss you too, baby.” I replied instantly, she read it but didn’t reply, a sign that she was most likely really upset. I didn’t send anything else knowing that she doesn’t want to be bothered about it right now. I sighed staring up at the ceiling from my lying position on the couch.

“Come in!” I called out when somewhere knocked on the door. I glanced over as the door opened to reveal Camila walking in, “Hey.” I said blandly. She didn’t seem to notice as she walked over and sat by my feet on the couch. “Hi Shawn!” She replied in her normally cheery tone. I gave a small smile. “So I was thinking..” She trailed off. I sat up a little bit more, “About what?” I asked scrolling through my Instagram, liking some pictures that fans tagged me and Y/N in. 

Camila leaned over and took my phone, a playful smile on her face. What is she doing? I thought to myself as I looked at her, her leaning over caused part of her shirt to go down more, revealing more of her chest. My eyes instantly darted up to her face. “What are you doing?” I asked as I stood up to grab a water. “Nothing but like I was saying, I was thinking maybe me and you could hang out tonight. Like just us.” She said making me choke a little bit on my water. 

“I don’t think that’s a very good idea.” I answered after I stopped coughing. I went over and grabbed my phone. She placed her hand on my wrist as I went to move it back, “Why not?” She asked looking up at me. I shook my head, “I  have a girlfriend.” I told her, even though she already knew that, everyone does. “I think you should go, I’ve got some stuff to do.” I added on lying slightly, I didn’t really have anything to do, but she should leave. 

She rolled her eyes and stormed out over dramatically. I shook my head and unlocked my phone. “I love you, no matter what you ever read or hear. I love you so much.” I typed out and sent to Y/N instantly, I bit my lip as she started typing. “I love you too, Shawn. Now go get ready for your show!!” 

Ok fandom, I see your smut

Sorry, I mean your lovingly crafted, erotically charged Berena fan stories.

I see the sodding Holby angstfest trailer for tonight that I didn’t actually click on and watch.

I can see what’s happening here.

Damn.

I’ve got to raise my bloody game. 

Originally posted by ktlsyrtis

Originally posted by smudged-red

elucubrare  asked:

top five art movements

AHA okay for someone who posts so much art, i actually know LITERALLY NOTHING about Art, so uhhhhhh

1. surrealism? i guess? i like magritte a lot. and frida kahlo ofc, and i THINK she gets associated w surrealism? and leonora carrington! i am sorry. my ignorance on this subject is depthless.

2. the very official historical category of edward gorey-esque-type things.

3. i mean, you know i love me some classical antiquity. does that count? no it doesn’t. i don’t care.

4. the esteemed art movement of Truly Horrifying Scifi Cover Art.

5. The Tumblr Art Movement that is taking all kinds of images wildly out of context in the weirdest fucking ways possible. also, this: