i may have dropped mine in the bathtub


Neverending list of books that everyone should readGood Omens, by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman

“25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying ‘Where is the flaming sword that was given unto thee?’
26 And the Angel said, 'I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next.’
27 And the Lord did not ask him again.”