i may have cried a bit over a giant robot yes

ZOMBIELAND SENTENCE STARTERS
  • Is that you say hello where you come from? 
  • Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I can’t believe I shot Bill Murray.
  • I don’t think we’re gonna be able to stitch this.
  • You think you might pull through?
  • Ah. That’s still tender.
  • If it means anything now, I am so sorry. It was just instinctive.
  • It was my bad. I was never a very good practical joker.
  • So do you have any regrets?
  • I’m not great at farewells, so, uh, that’ll do, pig.
  • That’s the worst goodbye I’ve ever heard, and you stole it from a movie.
  • Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where’s the fucking Twinkies?
  • I hate coconut. Not the taste, consistency.
  • Oh, this Twinkie thing, it ain’t over yet.
  • Don’t kill me with my own gun.
  • Time to nut up or shut up!
  • Are you fucking with me?
  • Uh, no. You should actually limber up as well. Especially if we’re going down that hill. It is very important.
  • I don’t believe in it. You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?
  • You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab.
  • No! Those bitches! No, I will not stand for this.
  • You see? You just can’t trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.
  • Take away a man’s son, you’ve truly given him nothing left to lose.
  • I haven’t cried like that since “Titanic.”
  • Hey, wish granted. She’s spent the last twenty-four hours fucking us both.
  • Finally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck.
  • Yes! But no she’s not, she’s not. She’s only famous when she’s Hannah Montana. When she’s wearing the wig. So…
  • Oh, this is so exciting, you’re about to learn who you’re gonna call… it’s Ghostbusters.
  • See, I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe’s! No one listens to me!
  • Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?
  • Have you never played the quiet game?
  • It’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm.
  • Are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else’s story?
  • Here’s the deal: I’m not easy to get along with, and I’m sensing you’re a bit of a bitch.
  • My mama always told me someday I’d be good at something. Who’d a guessed that something’d be zombie-killing?
  • You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife.
  • You know between you, me and “What About Bob?”… You’re actually kinda cute.
  • You can do anything you want to a man, but do not fuck with his Cadillac!
  • Hey, a little help with movin’ the couch. We’re makin’ a fort.
  • You have just survived the zombie apocalypse and drove half way across the country… where are you gonna go?
  • Fuck this clown.
  • Wow, these fellas really let themselves go.
  • Hey, this may be a bad time, but I gotta take the Browns to the Super Bowl.
  • Fasten your seat belts. This is going to be a bumpy ride.
  • Someone’s ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it…