i make up lame pick up lines

anonymous asked:

boyfriend jungkook??? i hope i'm not rude :)

oh good lord he’s too cute 

Originally posted by apgujeon

  • the boy isn’t super experienced so he probably asks you a lot about how relationships work 
  • he really likes you and doesn’t wanna mess up over something stupid so he’ll be like “do couples do this? what about this?”
  • gah so cute.
  • “i’m the golden maknae and you’re my golden gf/bf” 
  • looks up lame pick-up lines and memorizes a bunch so he can tell them to you randomly 
  • like one day y’all are on the couch making out and he suddenly pulls away and is like “if you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber” 
  • is smiling super big and you’re just like :| boy if you don’t 
  • imAGINE HUGG IN G THISL IL DUDE
  • he would give the bestest cuddliest warm hugs 
  • him constantly singing songs whether it be bts songs or just ones stuck in his head the boy is always singing 
  • never sounds bad of course 
  • his voice might break but he just keeps goin 
  • he likes going on adventures with you because he started training at such a young age and then debuted as well 
  • so if hes got free time yall are exploring something
  • wearing matching masks when you two go out so fans don’t recognize you 
  • not supe r clingy but loves attention 
  • taking couple selfies with semi-matching outfits
  • taking dumb pictures of him to post on twitter 
  • going to anime shops 
  • just to malls in general because he likes shopping with you 
  • the type to be like “i’m the golden maknae i can do anything” to “am i really good enough” in half a second :-(
  • but you reassure him that he’s amazing and that so many people across the world love him, including you 
  • and he’s good to go 
  • will always worry because bts are popular and he doesn’t always have time for you 
  • like what if you arent feeling well or get upset while he’s gone 
  • “can you rub my back pretty please~~~~~~~~~”
  • takes u to the studio and teaches you couple dances omg imagine dancing to now with him 
  • is super ridiculous but y’all still learn the dance somehow 
  • youd be the one cooking all the time and jungkook would LOVE it 
  • would tease you like “are u sure u can get that???” 
  • grabs what you need but still holds it out of your reach 
  • can’t cook on his own but he likes helping you do smaller things
  • probably tries to fuck you in the kitchen but youre like “boy im trying to cook us FOOD go use ur hand” 
  • “but my hand isn’t you” 
  • LOL BYE 
  • sharing memes with other while hes on tour 
  • if u send him an old meme he won’t let u forget 
  • shows the boys “LOOK LOL (y/n) sent me a dead meme”
  • likes taking videos of y’all (sexual or not idrk) 
  • watches them on tour when he misses you
  • which results in pouty kook cuz “they’re so faaaaaar” 
  • “so faaaaaar away” 
  • “yoongi stfu” 
  • you wear his pikachu onsie while he’s gone and take a selfie to send him
  • boy literally dies. responds with; headlines: bts’ very own golden maknae passes away due to cuteness 
  • wearing whatever clothing of his at your place while he’s on tour becomes tradition and he’s always like “baaaaaaabe where’s my selfie” 
  • jk the type to freak the fuck out when you post a selfie
  • spams you oh lord 
  • you’ve probably blocked him a couple times or 20
  • ur #1 fan in whatever you do 
RFA HEADCANONS: They Get Jealous~

(It’s almost midnight, what am I doing with my life. ANYWAYS. It would be so great if someone would request something *hint hint* *wink wonk* because it’s hard trying to be creative. Lel.)

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RFA~ they get jealous. V+Saeran included.

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Yoosung:

Yoosung has always been a more jealous type. Literally, if he even sees you talking to anyone other than him, he can’t help but feel a little uneasy.

So, he would go to the restroom for a brief few seconds, and when he gets back..

You’re. Talking. To. Another. Guy??

Now, he didn’t know that this ‘other guy’ was a cousin you haven’t seen in a while.

His stomach goes in knots, and he balls up his fists, wanting nothing more than to go push the guy away from you.

Sadly, he is probably too shy to just walk up there, but for a few moments, he tries to gather up his courage to go take you back.

When he realizes he’s just too nervous, he starts to think that he lost you, and starts tearing up a bit.

At this point, you’d be like “damn boi, how long it take to pee?” And start to look around..well, o shit, your cute blondie is just standing all the way back there.

“Yoosung? Come over here! I’d like you to meet my cousin…wait, are you crying?”

“Wha- cousin?! Oh..! Uhm..I- I wasn’t crying..!! I yawned! Aha. Hi. Nice to meet you, (C/N)..!”

~~

Jumin:

Uhm. Who are you talking to?

He is pissed off when he see’s you talking to one of his better looking security guards.

L I T E R A L L Y JUST SHOVES THE GUY AWAY.

He’s probably gonna start getting really touchy on you, (kink) and grip you by the waist h a r d.

Casually starts questioning the security guard as to wHY WAS HE TALKING TO YOU?

you’d get really embarrassed, and tell jumin to stop making a scene, buT HE IS JUST “NO” NO ONE ELSE CAN LOOK AT YOU LIKE THAT?

Straight out fires the guy. Oops.

“Jumin, what the hell?! Why would you fire him? He wasn’t trying to steal me away! I love you, and only you.”

“…Hm. I don’t like people eyeing you like that. That’s for me to do, no one else. ..(Y/N)..you know I love you. I only want what’s best for you.”

~~

Jaehee;

You two will be at one of Zen’s musicals, just enjoying the show..wheN THIS IDIOT JUST DECIDES TO START FLIRTING WITH YOU???

You try to tell the guy, you don’t swing that way?? But he doesn’t listen??

Jaehee goes into extreme jealous woman mode, and actually lashes out on the guy.

“She said she doesn’t go that way. Do you not get what she meant? Are you that idiotic? Do I seriously have to show you who she BELONGS to?”

Will casually start making out with you right then and there.

The guy will scoff and walk off, giving Jaehee the middle finger.

Jaehee awkwardly pulls away, refusing to make eye contact. She’ll probably start nervously running her hand though her hair.

She apologizes??

Nono, sweetie. No need to apologize. You’re a d o r a b l e.

You both end up leaving the theater, just so you can cuddle the rest of the night in peace.

“Jaehee, it’s fine. If anything, I thought it was cute..now, come here and love me, baby girl~”

Will high key melt at being called baby girl.

“I’m glad that you could just put the situation behind you so quickly..but, I’m warning you. Next time, I may not be so calm. You’re mine, (Y/N).”

~~

Zen:

Everywhere you went you seemed to get hit on in one way or another. Normally, Zen would brush it off, knowing that you only had eyes for him.

But oh.

One day. ONE DAY. He’s just had enough.

“Hey, cutie~ I lost my number, mind if I-”

“Yeah, she does mind, actually. Back. Off.”

He would roll his sleeves up, intimidating the guy with his muscles.

“Woah, chill. I was just being nice to the lad-”

“well, that lady happens to be taken. Now, if you ever so kindly..back the hell off, that would be great.”

STARTS GETTING REALLY INTIMIDATING IN GENERAL.

LIKE YOU CAN FEEL THE TENSION.

HE IS READY TO BEAT THE GUYS ASS.

He’s already a big fan on Pda, but ohhh, it’s gonna increase.

You practically can’t be farther than 5 inches away from him from then on.

“Zen, you know you’re the only one I see..”

“I know, Princess. I’m sorry, it’s just becoming so frequent..I want people to know not to mess with you.”

~~

707:

You two will be joking around, and then you’ll probably trip into someone. (Klutz.)

They’ll help you up, and give you a cheeky smile.

DANG THEY ARE H O T.

They’ll pull some lame pick up line, like “oh, you fell for me kdkfkfk ha.”

SEVEN WILL GET SO MAD.

B A C K O F F M Y W I F E???

His normally cheerful attitude is gonna change real quick.

He will get really serious, and pull you closer to him, making sure you aren’t hurt from falling, first. (Or diseased from the guy.)

High key starts sassing the guy.

Starts to laugh, and gives the guy a lil chest bump thing, as they 'make up’

Yeah, well. Seven stole his wallet out of his pocket.

That guy just lost everything, lol.

His money, his ID card, his credit card, business cards.

Oops.

“Well, you got over that fast. I’m impressed.”

“Heh. Babe, look what I got!”

“IS THAT HIS- oh my god. You’re evil. I love it.”

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V:

He’s so gentle, he just stands there awkwardly, shifting his weight on a different foot, waiting for you to hurry up.

You were at an art museum, and this guy came up to you, trying to show you the “best art works” there. He started cracking jokes, and yOU WERE LAUGHING AT THEM?

you didn’t know it was bothering V so much, but he was literally starting to tear up?

He wanted to step in, but if you were having fun, and you were happy.. He would stand it.

He actually felt his heart sink when the guy gave you his email address.

“Yeah, email me sometime. I can teach you a lot more!”

You sighed the moment the guy left, and crumpled up the paper, tossing it in the trash.

“What a waste. I didn’t want to be rude, but God..he was showing the worst pi- V? What’s wrong?”

“Oh..Nothing. Don’t worry about me. Shall we go over here?”

HE GOT THIS SMALL, CUTE LITTLE SMILE WHEN YOU THREW THE PAPER AWAY, THO, LIKE SKCIFJFJNF.

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Saeran: (Mild spoiler?? Maybe??)

Literally doesn’t like you talking to anyone.

Anyone.

He’s not the kind of guy that is like “oh, you can’t do this, you can’t do that.” But it’s easy to get him jealous.

In fact, he got jealous of his own brother.

“SAERAN~ SEVEN JUST TOLD ME THE GREATEST JO-”

“Yeah? Well if you like his jokes so much, why don’t you just date him instead?!”

Ends up getting in a huge fight with Saeyoung.

Low key starts trying to crack jokes (and fails) to keep up with his brother.

He starts getting so frustrated, thinking he was never going to be as good as his brother. That you would leave him for Saeyoung.

Poor smol bean. You had to reassure him that he was the only Choi for you..in fact, he was the only one at all for you.

“Saeran. You know that I love you, right?”

“Hmph.”

“Saerannn.”

“….I..love you too, I guess..”

“YOU GUESS? IS OUR LOVE IN QUESTION.” (He freaks out a bit when you say this, lel)

“Wha- no! No.. I..Uhm, I love you, (Y/N). I really do.”

heartthrob pt 2 | (M)

Heartthrob (n): One who is considered pleasing to the senses, often resulting in increased respiration, increased circulation to the face, and a noticeable “pounding” in the chest.

genre: fluff, angst, smut, fuckboy!hoseok au, college au.

ahh, finally! this took 5 days omg. shout out to @amazon-bookworm​, my lovely editor :’) also tagging a couple thirsty hoes; @dailydoseofdia​, @lostinbangtan​, @minyooengi​, @jimins-a-twat​, @cutiepiebts​, @jimin-bean​, @war-of-hormoan​, @jiminniemouse​, @onepercenttt​, @we-go-hard-in-the-coffeehouse@pjimns… I think that’s everyone??

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NCT-127/U reacts to you falling over & playing it off by saying “looks like I’ve fallen for you”

So the idea of this request was that you fall and play it off by saying “Looks like I’ve fallen for you”, so it’s a reaction to you falling, and you playing it off. I hope I wrote it correctly but it was really fun to write, thank you for requesting! 

 Taeil

 At you falling, he’d have to supress his laughter and would quickly check if you were alright, not wanting to be hurtful but finding your clumsiness hard not to laugh over. When you gave him the cheesy “Looks like I’ve fallen for you” line, he’d stop trying to supress his laughter and jokingly warn you he’d leave you on the floor for your bad pick up line type joke.

Originally posted by taesyong

 Taeyong

 Immediately seeing you fall, his caring side would come out - coming to your side and checking your okay, probably brushing you off and fixing your hair or something. Hearing you playing it off, he’d laugh, relieved you weren’t hurt, but might get kind of shy and blushy, finding your joke awfully cheesy but also adorable, doing that little bounce thing he does as he laughed at your cuteness.

Originally posted by nctuhohahyes

 Johnny 

 Once you fell, it might take him a moment to notice if he was absorbed in the conversation, probably walking on a few steps before realising you weren’t replying, before turning to find you on the floor. I can see him jokingly scolding your clumsiness, but would help you up and move on to avoid any embarrassment for you. He seems very quick witted, so as soon as he heard your joke, he’d reply something like “who doesn’t”, smug at you jokingly confessing to you and his reply. 

Originally posted by ohbaibeeitsyou

 Yuta 

Seeing you fall, he’d probably be the most likely to laugh outwardly - not to upset you, but because he likes to laugh, though would make it clear he wasn’t laughing at you in a harsh way. A joke like that would probably make him walk away, jokingly dissapointed with such a cheesey line, brushing back his hair and trying to act cool and unaffected by the joke, even if he was internally trying his hardest not to laugh at it/you.

Originally posted by nakamotens

 Doyoung 

Another one to show his caring side after you fell, he’d ask you if you were hurt and try to help you up, if you were grazed even slightly he’d end up making a fuss and telling you to be more careful. At the attempt at playing it off he’d sigh and try to act as if he found it cringey, rolling his eyes at you and jokingly warding off the advances, but would secretly find it cute and tease you about it later.

Originally posted by sweetlyoriginalthing

 Ten

 Seeing you fall, he’d be at your side asking if your okay, but still supressing a smile on his face at the fall. Hearing the joke, he’d let out his laughter knowing you were okay, applauding your bad joke with only slight sarcasm, secretly pleased you’d used the bad pick up line on him. I can see him being the type to google some similar bad pick up lines to use on you at random points, and enjoying trying to one up you with the bad jokes.

Originally posted by nakamotens

 Jaehyun 

Jaehyun would be clingy and protective after you fell, helping you back up and offering to keep a firm grip on you so you didn’t fall anymore, or maybe even a piggyback if you were hurt slightly. After you played it off, he’d be cringey and playfully tell you off for the bad joke, saying you needed to come up with better even if it did boost his ego a bit. 

Originally posted by yonges


 WinWin 

I see WinWin as someone who’s more used to being taken care of, rather than taking care of others, so would be unsure how to comfort/help you when you fell. At the joke he’d laugh and get a bit flustered, glad you were okay enough to play it off. He might try and joke back, saying he’d be careful not to hurt you with his looks or something similar to show he was on the same page as you.

Originally posted by fywinwin

 Mark 

He wouldn’t make a big deal of you falling, not wanting you to be embarrased, but would quickly help you up and make sure you were okay. The joke however, he’d laugh at with that one giggle of his, like the reaction king he is, finding it so cheesy it was hilarious. 

Originally posted by never-bin-kissed

 Haechan 

At your fall, he’d joke at how clumsy you were but would help you up if you were actually hurt. At the attempt to play it off, he’d jokingly fall over and say “I fell for me too”, causing you to laugh together at the dumb jokes. He’d probably also be one to hold it over you and randomly bring up the time ‘you literally fell for him’ whenever he wanted to tease you.

Originally posted by mxrksgf

anonymous asked:

Request for RFA + Saeran when MC goes out with them somewhere but gets harassed/ hit on by random guys,, nothing reALLY serious but still uncomfortable?? (this happened to me the other day and i was like ??? why me ?? treat women right ???) THANK YOUS <3 ^^

A/N: This happens to me aLL THE TIME GOD I HATE IT I’m sorry it happened to you nonnie!!! I almost gotten in a few fights over this 10/10 do not recommend, stay safe y'all  ~Admin 404

*YOOSUNG:

           - YANDERE YOOSUNG

           -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

           -No but honestly, he gets uncomfortable right alongside you!

           -Like?? This guy walked right up to you and started using pick up lines?

           -He completely ignored the fact that Yoosung was right there!

           -The only thing he could think to do was get you right out of there

           -He’ll grab your hand and drag you very far away from that guy

           -If he tries to keep you there though?

           -That’s when Yoosung gets s c a r y

           -His face will get dark, his voice will get quiet, and his stare can rival Saeran’s resting bitch face. You can bet that this guy will n e v e r hit on you again

*ZEN:

           -You were waiting for him after the show when this guy came up to you

           -He kept trying to use pick up lines like, “Hey, can I get behind the scenes of your clothes?”

           - that was lame im sorry lmfao

           -This guy just wouldn’t let up???

           -When Zen walked up behind the guy, he heard all of the vulgar things he was suggesting

           -How daRE HE SAY SUCH THINGS TO HIS PRINCESS

           -He’ll turn this guy around, and….

           -PUNCH IN THE FACE!!!!!

           - is this sounding familiar? good bc it is lmao, whAT ELSE WOULD HE DO?!?!?!?

           -Makes sure this guy knows that you’re off the market breaks his nose, never sees him again

*JAEHEE:

           -Why is this guy hitting on you can he not see you’re obviously not interested in him?

           -Or, like, interested in men at all?

           -You’re literally holding hands with her, walking down the street when this guy just walked right up to the two of you

           -Not only did he hit on you, but he hit on her too?

           -Disgust clearly written on her face

           -She’s ready to just drag you away and ignore him

           -If he lays a hand on either of you though, juDO JAEHEE

           -She’ll check on you multiple times throughout the rest of the day to make sure you’re really okay

           -She didn’t like that he made you uncomfortable!!!

           -SHE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT HER SHE JUST WANTS TO MAKE SURE YOU’RE OKAY MC STOP ASKING

*JUMIN:

           -He should have brought you up to his office with him

           -He’s not sure why he didn’t, perhaps because he was in a rush to get out of there?

           -Just wanted to go home and spend some time with you!!!

           -When he got back down to the bottom floor, however, he saw one of his workers flirting with you

           -Did this guy have his lips…on your hand?

           -Did he NOT know that you were his???

           -He’ll walk up and wrap his arm around your waist, and pull you closer

           -This guy immediately straightens up and freaks out

           -No second chances with Mr. Trustfund Kid

           -Fires him on the spot, apologizes to you for leaving you alone and vows to never do it again also lowkey announces to everyone in the business that you’re his don’t touch his MC

*SAEYOUNG:

           -You took him grocery shopping because???

           -You can’t just live on chips and soda

           - i dont care what you say saeyoung its not possible

           -He didn’t even have to look away for this dude to walk up to you and start flirting

           -Um?? Hello?? Literally standing with my boyfriend??? Go away

           -This guy refused to believe this Saeyoung was your boyfriend and just kept going

           -So, since he was so fixated on you, Saeyoung stole his wallet and literally hacked his bank account right in front of him

           -This guy never noticed??? Like wtf?? How do you not?

           -He had enough and finally just turned you around, and put you in between him and the front of the cart

           -Steered you down the aisle and away from the other guy, dropped the matter but at home he definitely was clingier than he normally was

*V:

           -Isn’t sure why there’s another man’s hand on your shoulder?

           -Maybe you know this guy

           -When he sees the discomfort on your face, however, he realizes

           -‘Oh wait maybe MC doesn’t know them’

           -He’ll come over and secretly pull you close enough to him that the other guy’s hand drops off of you

           -Starts a conversation with the guy so he doesn’t notice this happening, though

           -He knows you’re very attractive, but that doesn’t mean he enjoys others touching you

           - Don’t touch his MC please

           - Also please don’t confront him he doesn’t like it

           -He’ll tell the guy off but he does so in such a subtle, roundabout way that you can’t tell what even happened

*SAERAN:

           -Death Stare

           -Don’t look at his MC, don’t touch his MC,

           -Don’t even BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS HIS MC

           -The only way someone would come up and hit on you is if this guy was stupid, had a death wish, or you were alone

           -You just so happened to be sitting, waiting for Saeran to come back from grabbing some drinks

           -When some guy came up and decided it was a good idea to hit on you

           -The pickup lines left you cringing

           -Saeran could see the disgust and how uncomfortable you were from a mile away

           -Literally R I P S this guy out of the chair and away from you, throwing him to the ground

           -Pays literally no attention to him after that, if he tries to start something he’ll glare at the guy, and he goes RUNNING NOT TODAY SATAN

Instagram DM's || Jack Maynard

Originally posted by conorshickey

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Word Count: 1.2k+

Summary: Jack exposes (Y/N)’s instagram DM’s for a video and doesn’t exactly like what he finds. 

Dedicated to: the anon who requested this!!xo




“Well hello everybody and welcome to today’s video!” Jack opens his arms and smiles widely at the camera as (Y/N) makes a face at Conor, who’s stood behind the camera and making obscene gestures with his body. “Today I’m joined with my girlfriend, (Y/N), who seems a little distracted right now..”

Looking over at her boyfriend, she shakes her head and laughs. “Yeah, your brother’s trying to insinuate that this is gonna turn into a porno.”

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anonymous asked:

Paladins with a very clumsy s/o (like, instinctively shouts "i'm okay!" upon falling or dropping something)? Love ur blog btw ❤❤❤❤❤

of course!! (I relate I’m such a clumsy person I always drop glass plates and fall on the sidewalk omg) and thank you! <3

Shiro

  • dad mode™ is constantly activated when he’s in the same room w/ you tbh
    • becomes the embodiment of “Marco Diaz, the Safe Kid”
  • whenever you fall near him he just reaches out and catches you with one arm
    • he strong  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • before you leave the ship for a mission he makes sure you have a box of the Altean equivalent of band-aids with you
  • constantly jokes about wrapping you in bubble-wrap

Hunk

  • whenever he cooks/serves dinner on the ship he only lets you eat with a paper plate and a spoon
    • you’ve dropped too many metal and glass dishes to count and he can’t trust you
  • whenever you guys have to run away from an enemy quickly he picks you up and carries you
    • “I’M PANICKING WE MIGHT DIE AND IF WE DIE WE CAN’T HAVE YOU TRIPPING AND FALLING BEHIND!!! IF WE DIE WE DIE TOGETHER” -Hunk to you at some point

Pidge

  • the first few times you fall/get hurt or break something they’re like “oh my gosh (y/n) are you okay????”
  • once they learn it’s just your personality to be a complete fucking clutz, they (lovingly) shout “get fucking wrecked” or “rip in peace/rip in piss” whenever you trip (they help you up of course but they gotta meme first)

Lance

  • every time you trip and fall, he tries to run and catch you so he can do a lame pick up line
    • Lance: “hey babe did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
    • You, probably: “no but I scraped my knee crawling out of hell”
  • whenever you break/mess up something he always tries to make a rather cute joke to make you feel better about being clumsy

Keith

  • he was worried the first few times you fell or broke something, but he learned it was just you that was clumsy af and he got used to it
  • every time you fall near him you say something along the lines of “help, I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up”
    • he hates this,,, but he still blushes anyway
  • he won’t admit it, but he kinda likes tending to the scrapes and lil injuries you get

anonymous asked:

Imagine Graves with really bad pickup lines except he messes them up. Such as "I like your last name, can I have it?". Instead he says "I like my last name, would you like it?" And he just gets blank/offended stares until someone (Newt?) starts accepting his ridiculous offers and they end up dating.

Sorry for such a latee reply anon! I hope you don’t mad at me. *puppy eyes*

Here you are; hope you enjoyed the prompt!


He knew this is what they call ‘Love at first sight’. Oh Mercy Lewis, look at that beautiful ginger soft wavy curls. His smile is brighter than the sun and Percival thinks he may burn like vampire in daylight. Percival keep his face neutral though he’s pretty panic inside when the man in blue coat walks to his direction.

“You must be Mr. Graves!” The man says with sincere smile as he offers his hand. Percival tries to look surprise as he took the man’s warm hand in his, oh, this is too much to handle.

“Yes, and…?” The man blushes, pulls his hand back to his side as he stutters his introduction.

“O-oh, I’m so sorry. I’m Newt—Newt Scamander” He grins and Percival feels his heart’s working too hard. He clears his throat.

“What a unique name,” He whispers and Newt chuckles “Yeah, who’s gonna name their kids a lizard.”

“Oh no, no. I’m Percival Graves, by the way.” The director smirks because he just comes up with the perfect pick-up line for this situation. No one knows that Percival always prepare some pick-up lines, just in case, like this time. Without thinking, Percival blurts out.

“And I like my last name, would to like to have it?”

Newt looks offended and Percival realizes what did he just say!? Nope. No no no no no! He meant to say ‘I like your last name, can I have it?’ Oh Mercy Lewis! He rehearses this like a thousand time, then why he messes it up. Percival you stupid!

The magizoologist seems to zone out for a while, and he is looking at his feet like there’s something on his shoes.

“Em…well…” Newt reluctantly looks up to meet Percival’s eyes; the director is beet red and embarrassed. Fortunately, there’s no one here to witness.

“I’m…I’m sorry, Mr. Scamander. I don’t know what—I mean, it meant to be I like your last name.” That makes thing worse. Newt squints at Percival, eyebrows furrows tight.

“That’s quite bold for our first meeting though.” Newt interrupts, playing with the hem of his blur coat, and Percival gulps nervously. Of course Newt doesn’t buy it. What a lame pick-up line.

“Can we at least dating first? I don’t want to skip to the wedding without dating.” Newt gives the director soft smile and Percival swears he’s shocked. Hell yeah! Why not!?

“Y-yes, of course, yes. I’d love that.”

At that, they starts dating, much to everyone confusion. However, despite their awkward and confusing beginning, it ends rather perfectly.

Originally posted by addictedtoeddie

Dates with seventeen!

a small imagine of my headcanons of how svt members would where they would go and how they would act on dates with their s/o~

scoups
·sleepover dates
-he bought matching pajamas the first time you slept over
-and it has a really cute pattern
-he even wanted to buy sleeping bags one time
-cuddles cuddles cuddles
-he loves stroking your hair while you cuddle
-both of you feel like time stopped when you’re like that
-did i mention cuddles
-tells you everything that’s on his mind, all his problems and insecurities
-compliments
-takes care of you a lot
-somehow you end up having a pillow fight
-you go to sleep at 4am and wonder why you didn’t get enough sleep when you wake up

jeonghan
·mall dates
-you don’t even need to go shopping most of the time you just like to walk around there
-mostly because there’s a nice restaurant nearby
-doesn’t hold your hand that much but says “i love you” a lot
-let’s you play with his hair when you find somewhere to sit and rest a bit
-goes into toy stores to buy you teddy bears
-turns very protective if he sees other guys looking at you
-always insists to walk you home
-pinches your cheek a lot on the way home
-“i miss you already :(” texts almost immediately after you say bye to each other

joshua / jisoo
·breakfast dates
-he’d just appear in the morning you don’t even need to tell him to come over
-kisses you before saying “good morning love” the moment you open the door
-goes straight into the kitchen once you let him in so he could make breakfast
-usually it’s simple things like cereal or scrambled eggs
-hums wile making food
-you can’t help but smile while watching him
-while you two are eating he tends to concentrate on you instead of eating
-after you’re both done you’d settle on the sofa and watch tv
-or instead of that he’d sing to you
-usually takes you out somewhere afterwards for a proper date 

  jun
·zoo dates
-before you go there you always grab a bite somewhere near
-all the staff already knows you two
-you never get tired of all the animals there
-let’s you drag him around too see the animals you want first
-you two gave cute nicknames to almost every animal there
-except that one that you call jeff
-if there’s a crowd he’ll let you be in front of him so you can see the animals better while he rests his chin on your shoulder
-likes to kiss your cheek at those times
-hand around your waist most of the time
-tells you fun facts about the animals you’d be passing that moment
-likes to mess up your hair
-loves to take you to the aquarium section
-teases you that you look like a penguin
  “i do not”
-lame animal themed pick up lines and puns to make you laugh
  “You look pandastic today”
  “Junhui stop”
-gives you piggyback rides back to your place

hoshi / soonyoung
·practice room dates
-neither of you ever felt the need to go to some big fancy dates
-as long as you’re together it’s a date
-loves to teach you dances
-especially his jelly fish dance
-never in a bad mood as long as he’s with you
-you love to watch him dance
-“was i good?”
-sudden hug attacks
-eskimo kisses
-when he gets tired he loves to lay his head on you lap
-lets you play with his hair
-sometimes he’d fall asleep like that
-he’d wake up almost right away with a smile on his face because you’re the first thing he’d see
-makes up goofy dances to make you laugh
-you have to stop him from overworking most of the time
  “hey soonyoung let’s go eat something”
  “aaah alright~”

wonwoo
·reading dates
-libraries, your place, his place, the park, it doesn’t really matter to you two
-but most often it’s at your place
-you’d settle somewhere, find a nice book and read it
-if it’s cold you’d share a blanket
-he reads faster than you so he always waits until you’re done to flip the page
-while he’s waiting he stares at you
-not his zoning out stare but a loving one where he’d silently take in all your features
-loves when you run your fingers through his hair
-suggest breaks suddenly
  “let’s take a break before this chapter”
  “wait where are you going?”
-comes back with hot chocolate for the both of you
-continuing to read while slowly sipping on the warm drink
-he used to be really quiet and serious at the beginning but he became relaxed around you
-if he finishes the chocolate before you he’ll tell you to “look there” and drink from your cup
-doesn’t say “i love you” often but when he does he smiles shyly

woozi / jihoon
·studio dates
-at first you didn’t want to go to the studio with him because you didn’t want to distract him from his work
-he insisted you go with him
  “i’m more distracted when you’re not around”
-since then you accompany him there without worries
-always happy to hear your thoughts on the music he produced
-writes lyrics specifically for you
-talking about the future with you
-you try not to let him overwork himself but that isn’t always successful
-kisses the top of your head reassuring you he’s fine
-you don’t leave the studio even though you know that he might work until morning
-you scold him if that happens
-squish his cheeks afterwards and tell him to rest straight away
-kisses you instead of a reply

seokmin / dk
·beach dates
-he couldn’t wait for summer so you could go there
-always insists you put a lot of sunscreen so you don’t get sunburn
-doesn’t want to get into the water at first because he thought it might be cold
-you decide to push him in but he pulls you with him
-splashing each other with the water
-you take a lot of pictures of yourselves with the sea in the background
-he can’t stop smiling brightly because you’re with him and you make him so happy
-spins you around
-wants to make sand castles
-somehow one of you ends up getting sand in your mouth in the process of making one
-ice cream is a must
-you always have a good time

mingyu
·amusement park dates
-you never really plan to go but somehow you always end up there
  “didn’t we plan to go to the movies?”
  “yeah but since we’re here why not”
-squishes your cheeks and smiles while you wait in line
-also tight backhugs
-gets excited when he sees puppies around
-wants to go on a ferris wheel with you really really much
-when you go on it he’s extremely happy
-holds your hand the whole ride
-kisses you when you reach the highest point
-gets really shy about it
-stutters for the rest of the date

minghao / the8
·ice skating dates
-he asked you to teach him how to skate
-ever since he learned he always wants to go there
-brings hot packs in case you get cold
-if he forgets to bring them he’d put your hands in his to warm them up
-he’s still insecure about it so he stays close to you
-clings onto you if he feels like he’s gonna fall
-usually it’s you who ends up falling
-when you feel like taking a break you’d go for some hot chocolate
-tries to teach you random chinese words
-calls you beautiful a lot
-when you’re back at skating he’s still insecure but relaxes a bit
-if you fall again he’ll start worrying if you’ve hurt yourself this time
-both of you sulk when it’s time to leave because you have so much fun every time
-walks you home
-halts you in the middle of the street and runs off to a shop
-comes back with pretty flowers
  “they reminded me of you so i had to buy them”

seungkwan
·stargazing dates
-picks you up
-takes you somewhere where you can clearly see the stars
-you two talk and laugh all the whole way there
-brings a blanket so you can lie down
-lets you put your head on his arm
-compares you to the stars
-sings you any song you want him to
-he tells you about his family a lot
-he brings snacks so you could have something to eat
-tries to make you laugh all the time
-both of you goof around
-you made plans to go to jeju one time while stargazing and with every date you talk about realizing those plans
-tells you “i love you a lot” because he wants to make sure you know how loved you are and how precious you are to him
-if he sees you’re about to fall asleep he takes you home
-always happy if you ask him to stay over

vernon / hansol
·coffee dates
-starbucks
-all the employees know you
-seriously they don’t even mess up your names on the cups instead they write both of your names on each
-he ends up having coffee on his nose and never notices
-you think that’s adorable
-he buys you small presents but forgets about them when he sees you
-remembers about it in the middle of the date
  “hey btw i got this for you”
-one time he got you a small bracelet with your and his initials written on it
-tries to act confident but he gets so nervous around you
-talking about the random things happening around the two of you
-gets lost in your eyes while you’re talking
-gets flustered easily when he compliments you
-hugs you really tight the moment you’re out
-neither of you want to go home straight away so you walk around
-once he walks you home kisses your forehead
-sends you “i’m home :)” text so you know he got there safely

dino / chan
·cinema dates
-always brings you a small present which he gives you as soon as you meet up
-leading to you stuttering a soft “thank you”
-you both prefer to watch comedies when together
-buys couple seats tickets
-both have popcorn and drinks on you
-he gets excited and eats half of his popcorn before the movie even starts
-can’t help himself but to make comments about the movie so he whispers what he thinks of it to you
-one time people from the row behind you scolded the two of you for distracting them from the movie
-he didn’t make a sound afterwards
-next time you went he was back to himself again
-lets you rest your head on his shoulder
-one of you always spill something be it popcorn or the drinks
-acting like nothing happened
-talking about the movie for the rest of the day

Pick-up-line teacher
  • Naughty naughty : 3
  • TaeGi ft. Jikook; NamJin and Hoseok w/boyfriend
  • Taehyung : Kook. Help me.
  • Jungkook : Huh?
  • Taehyung : H E L P me.
  • Jungkook : yeah. Help you on what?
  • Taehyung : Yoongi hyung
  • Jungkook : Whats with your boyfriend?
  • Taehyung : You said I do tell lame pick-up-lines. So tell me what you say to Jimin.
  • Jungkook : *smirks
  • -----------------------------------------------
  • Inside the recording studio
  • Taehyung : *Whispers* Yoongi hyung
  • Yoongi : *Typing on the keyboard* Hmmm?
  • Taehyung : *Loudly whispers*
  • Hyung. Apart from being sexy ...
  • . What do you do for a living??
  • *Namjoon laughs*
  • Yoongi : *blushes* Sunshine, I love you and all but can you leave ?
  • Taehyung : *Whispers* okay °\\\°
  • -----------------------------------------------
  • Taehyung : He's not happy -_-
  • Jungkook : Then try more.
  • -----------------------------------------------
  • In BTS's Living room
  • Hoseok;Jin;Yoongi;Jimin;Taehyung
  • Taehyungs scoots closer to Yoongi
  • Taehyung : *whispers* Hyung
  • Yoongi : *puts arm on taehyungs waist* Yeah?
  • Taehyung : *Touch Yoongis legs* Hyung. You've got a nice set of legs
  • *Hoseok and Seokjin side glance*
  • Taehyung : What time do they open? *wiggles eyebrow*
  • Hoseok : Oh my Lord. Have mercy on my poor ears *goes to his room*
  • Jin : Im- Im going to my baby. Bye. *Sprints fast out the door*
  • Yoongi : *internally face palm himself*
  • Taehyung : * smiles like he won the lottery*
  • Jimin : What happened to that two? Hyung where you going?
  • Taehyung pouts
  • Yoongi : Jiminie play with my Sunshine will you? Im just gonna find myself outside.
  • Jimin : O---kay *looks at yoongi and taehyung* okay.
  • Taehyung : *pouts more
  • -----------------------------------------------
  • Taehyung : What the hell. Kook I thought you do the best pick up line! I think you're lamer than me.
  • Jungkook : Oh shut up. I do the best pick up line you know. Its just that your always on the wrong time.
  • Taehyung : Oh lame :P
  • Jungkook : Lame your ass.
  • Watch and learn lame ass.
  • -----------------------------------------------
  • BTS Members on living room
  • NamJin busy flirting at each other
  • Hoseok busy flirting on chat
  • Jungkook sits beside Jimin
  • Yoongi holds Taehyungs waist
  • Jungkook : *sitting with his arms thrown on the couch and Jimins shoulder. Looks at taehyung then smirks* Jiminie hyung.
  • Jimin : *looks at Kook on his side* yes?
  • Jungkook : You know that there are 8 planets in the universe right?
  • Jimin : Uhuh.
  • *Hoseok looks at Jungkook with raised eyebrows*
  • Jungkook : but
  • Jimin : but what?
  • Jungkook : *smirks at TaeGi's direction* but only 7 after I destroy Ur- A n u s * licks Jimins neck
  • *Jimin blushes hides his face with his hands*
  • Hoseok : Oh not again -___- Im so done for today. * gets up and leave*
  • NamJin : *looks at everyone*
  • Namjoon : What was that?
  • Jungkook : Tae hyung ?? *smirks*
  • NamJin and Jimin looks at Taehyung. Yoongi looks at him with one eye open.
  • Taehyung : Yoongi hyung.
  • Yoongi : *opens both eyes*
  • Taehyung : Do you know what I like IN you?!
  • Namjoon tries not to laugh. Jin stopping him by covering his mouth and whole face.
  • Yoongi : Sunshine, Tae. Is this another stu-
  • Taehyung : MY DICK!! IT WOULD BE NICE IN YOU!!!
  • Namjoon : Hahahahaha fuck-arbsjsg lit. Jinnie stop ajdlshstsh it.
  • Jin tries shutting Namjoon up.
  • Jin : We'll go. You two talk * points at TaeGi
  • Yoongis eyes are bigger that saturn
  • Blush creeps on his cheeks
  • Jungkook : *whispers in Jimins ear* Babe, Have I fucked you yet?
  • Jimin blushes hard as Jungkook grabs him into their bedroom. Slamming the door and leaving TaeGi couple in the living room.
  • Tae calm down already sitting back beside Yoongi
  • Yoongi : Sunshine. Where do you even get that pick-up-lines?
  • Taehyung : *blushes* Maknae. He said he got the best pick-up-lines and mine are lames.
  • *pouts*
  • Yoongi : *holds Taehyungs face in front of his own* You know that I love you right. Even you make lame pick-up-lines-
  • *tae hits his arm and pouts more*
  • Yoongi : Ow. Okay sorry sorry. You know that you don't need that pick up lines of the maknae right. He always use that on Chim and Im not chim sunshine.
  • Taehyung smiles.
  • Yoongi : And Sunshine. MY dick is much nicer IN you *kisses Taehyung fully*
  • Hoseok came back with many chips and beer in his hands.
  • Hoseok : Oh! bloody hell. So gross guys. So gross. *Goes to his room and calls his boyfriend to get him out of their hell house :3*
  • TaeGi didn't mind him and continue their make out session.
  • Once they pull apart they stare at each others eyes
  • Yoongi : I love you sunshine.
  • Taehyung : I lov-
  • *Jimin inside his and Jungkooks room.
  • Jimin : Oh! Fuck yes! There ah-ah daddy!!
  • Taehyung : What the hell * looks at Yoongi *
  • Yoongi : *wiggles eyebrow, drags taehyung to their bedroom.
  • -----------------------------------------------
  • Im CRAZY. XD
  • So effin lazy for the past weeks -_-
  • Sorry. Hope y'all like this : )

Miyuki walked in class with a huge red mark (that looked suspiciously like a hand) on his right cheek whistling what seemed to be a Justin Bieber song while grinning like a loon.

.. Kuramochi was ready to keel over from laughing too much that he accidentally barfed during homeroom.

Miyuki’s camera was on fast record.

Dear gamer girls,

I’m sorry for those dumb gamer guys who disregard you because of your gender. Sorry for the ones who make lame one liners or ask for nudes. Just tell them to take a timeout because their behavior is that of a little boy.
If there is anyone going through this who need help with raids, nightfalls, heroics, bounties, or crucible practice just hit me up. I’ve heard countless gamer girls getting harassed and I imagine it’s hard finding players who don’t badger you with pick up lines and sexual jokes.

anonymous asked:

‘i saw you throw that wrapper on the ground when there’s a trashcan right over there, dickwheeze’ au OMG PLEASE YES I CAN JUST SEE THIS WITH STEREK

“Hey, hey! Excuse me! Douchebag in the cap!”

Stiles turns on his heel, touching his beloved Mets cap as he does, and peering in the direction of the loud voice. He’s caught off guard when he spots the owner of the tirade– super hot dude, glasses, eyebrows Tom Selleck’d be jealous of, and a worn satchel across his broad chest– and feels torn between glaring and putting on his best come hither face. 

His expression must not come off as alluring in the slightest as the dude stalks right up to him and waves trash in Stiles’ face. 

“This is a first for courting rituals,” Stiles drawls slowly. 

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queenpigeon  asked:

12-17, and 23-25 for matsuhanaiwaoi? c:

AHAHA IM SO GLAD U ASKED

12. Who initiates kisses?
i bet mattsun is aaaalways asking for kisses from all the others. not even necessarily ~sensual~ ones, just like. small pecks on the cheek or lips! he just finds it easier to show his love through gestures rather than words

13. Who reaches for the other’s hand first?
makki and iwaizumi both probably reach out for hand-holding a lot. makki because he needs a lot of physical reassurance and he needs to feel grounded, and iwa because he knows when any of them need a small, simple touch (and he’d never admit it, but he’s a huge softie ..)

14. Who kisses the hardest?
swEATS ,,, HOOO BUDDY … umm, oikawa and mattsun? they both like really rough kisses too. that’s why makki and iwa both sorta cant help but watch when oiks and mattsun kiss …. hehe ..

15. Who wakes up first?
makki hates it, but he usually has to, because he has furthest to travel to get to the lab in the morning. out of the other three, though, iwa gets up early! he usually goes for a run right after getting up, and by the time he gets back, oikawa and mattsun are up and cooking breakfast

16. Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?
MAKKI DOES. LET HIM LIVE, JFC

17. Who says I love you first?
oikawa!! unlike mattsun or iwa, oikawa always wears his heart on his sleeve, and so he takes every opportunity he can to let he other three know he loves them!! <3

23. Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?
ohhh my god, makki every time. mattsun comes up with pickup lines too, but his are actually smooth af, and charm the pants off the others. MAKKI ON THE OTHER HAND … he comes out with lame shit like “are you a lithium ion because you make my flame glow red”, or “are you a transverse wave? because youre gonna be moving up and down on me later”, or “are you a gamma ray? because you penetrate me so good …”
(OK ILL STO P NOW)
(and shh i know i dont hc makki as a physics student, but i am so this is what u get)

24. Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times?
ok ok ok mattsun does this. to iwa. because he knows itll affect iwa the most.. seriously, he gets SO flustered and doesn’t know what to do, so he just blushes and hides his face in his hands aND TRIES NOT TO GET A BONER.. if mattsun tries doing it to oikawa, oikawa will just Scream so thats a no-go. he also can’t really do it to makki bc makki just laughs

25. Who needs more assurance?
makki does, because he can be very very vulnerable. i hc that he grew up in an abusive household, so he used to self-harm? he also gets panic attacks quite easily, so the other three know what to do and say when he’s having an episode. they also know how to read the signs to leave him alone and not prod, because they also know that he’ll open up to them when he’s ready to. he always has.
however, oikawa also needs assurance. he’s genderfluid, and took longer than any of the others when coming to terms with his gender identity. (i talked about this quite extensively with mikkz on twitter). it took oiks a long time to work up the courage to wear the clothes he wanted to wear, and even after he still got scared sometimes. he’s terrified of what people think, and sometimes he just panics. on more than one occasion, mattsun has found one of oikawa’s favourite skirts crumpled up and thrown in the trash. when oikawa sees it again in his closet the next day, washed and ironed, he just bursts into tears and the others come and talk to him about it and stroke his hair.

wahhh THX FOR ASKING, IM SORRY THIS GOT SO LONG BUT THESE FOUR MAKE ME SOO EMO
(╯°Д°)╯︵ /(.□ . \)

Siblings

request: hmm what about a scenario being his younger sister? where you didn’t see him for very long because sometimes when he comes back you are in campus far away from home? when you finally sees him after so long you surprisedly & happily cry? then stick with him the whole time when he’s in LA :)

Sorry for the wait, I thought I added this to my list but I totally forgot about it!

Originally posted by markjin

“How are you feeling?” My. dad asked, placing a hand on my bouncing leg. “You excited?”

Excited…

I gave my dad a smile, trying to hide the fact I was shaking from the nerves. I haven’t seen my brother, Mark, in almost two years. Every time he visited from Korea, I was away at college. Of course I would receive video calls and photos, but it wasn’t the same as the real thing.

“Very!” I answer, keeping it short and simple. I turn my head back to the long airport hallway, waiting for the brown- or whatever colour his hair was now- mop of hair.  

Mark and I were close ever since we were little, being the closest in age. We had a different relationship then most siblings. Where as most bicker and argue, we were inseparable. 

One of my earliest memories with him was sneaking into his room after a nightmare and crawling into bed with him. As we got older, it turned into sitting in his room as we told each other stories until we couldn’t keep our eyes open much longer.

When we did fight, it was a battlefield. When it was over, we wouldn’t speak to each other for a week, eventually our parents would lock us in a room together until we made up.

We were both stubborn children.

“Aw, look how nervous she is!” Tammy cooed, her motherly instinct coming out in her. “Don’t worry, sis, you both will be joint at the hip just like old times.” She added, wrapping an arm around my shoulder as she laughed.

I gave her my best smile and laugh, although my face sort of looked like I was cringing. 

Eventually, after what felt like hours of waiting, I heard Mark’s familiar voice. My family was quick to get up and give him hugs. I waited patiently behind everyone, waiting for my turn.

I stood up on my toes, trying to get a look at him through everyone crowding around him. Mark soon pushed past everyone to come greet me, opening his arms for a hug with a huge smile. I couldn’t help but run into his arms, squealing in delight like I was a kid again.

“Aw, no, don’t cry!” Mark cooed, pulling away as I wiped at my tears. I didn’t even notice I was crying. He kept an arm around my shoulders and I kept one around his waist, still wiping my tears as everyone helped carry his stuff back to the car. 

Mark cracked stupid jokes to make me laugh, ruffling my hair and teasing me every once in a while over "how much you missed me.” I made sure to pinch him hard whenever he did that.

We spent the rest of the day watching old movies with the family and eating take out. I overheard as Mark was on the phone talking to old friends, making plans to hang out. I cringed as he caught me staring, probably with an annoyed glare due to the fact I couldn’t have my older brother all to myself.

I looked away, picking at my nails in an attempt to look casual. “Yeah, Y/N is going to come along, okay?” I heard Mark say, making me snap my head in his direction. He was already staring at me with a huge, teasing smile, which I couldn’t help but return.

I layed in bed later that night, staring at the ceiling. I couldn’t fall asleep… Would it be weird if I went to Marks room?

Despite my doubts, I tip toed to his door and slowly turned the knob, surprised to see him awake and on his phone. I furrowed my eyebrows as he spoke Korean into his phone, he was on Facetime. I heard him say my name. He waved me over and I sat down next to him, surprised to see his band mates.

Everyone waved and said hi, making me giggle at their accents. They all introduced themselves best they could in English, but the one called Jackson seemed to be pretty fluent. 

“Shut up!” Mark yelled, covering my ears as I laughed. “You’re disgusting!” He added, as the six other boys burst into laughter. Jackson used a lame pick up line on me.

I took Mark’s hands off of my ears as I finished laughing, cheeks turning red. Jackson spent the next couple hours doing his best attempts at flirting, just to make Mark mad. The rest of the boys ended up joining in, although we all couldn’t help but laugh at Youngjae’s attempt since his pronunciation was so funny.

We spent the rest of the night hanging out until the rest of the guys had to go and Mark and I were too tired to stay up any longer. “You’re stuck with me all week.” I told him, wrapping the blanket tighter around me, ready to fall asleep.

“I wouldn’t have it any other way.”