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70. “What are you afraid of?” with...Rafa :)

(taryn i love you and this was crazy fun THANKS PAL)

also i’ve never written a drabble before but i enjoyed this so here’s the thing okay b y e

“You remember what happened next though, right?”

“Rafael Casal, as if you’d ever let me forget,” you groaned, falling back against your headboard just hard enough to make your point but not hard enough to spill the glass of wine in your hand.

“Next,” he cackled boisterously from his spot next to you on the bed. “Next, you threw my goddamn cutting board at the wall and missed the spider by about three feet,” he persisted, barely able to get the sentence out past his laughter. 

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New Rule

I don’t want this to come off as insensitive or anything, but I will not be answering any headcanons/asks that pertain to mental health because every time that I have answered one I get blasted about not “answering correctly”. I would like to point out that I don’t know everything about mental health, hell the only stuff I do know is because I’ve had to listen to a therapist for years, but only about MDD and GA. I’m sorry if what I post offends anyone or comes across as “spreading misinformation” but I don’t have the amount of time on my hands to go through and do detailed research on every aspect of a disorder to make a headcanon. This is just a blog that I made for shits and giggles and I don’t want to put myself through hell trying to bend over backwards to make things as accurate as I possibly can because I have a lot on my plate as is, with school during the year and then a 40 hour a week job in the summer, which leaves me with very little free time. Again, I’m sorry if this comes across as brash or aggressive, but I won’t do this.

Guys I just thought of something beautiful. Imagine playing board games with Eric, and him just being so rageful, like “THATS AGAINST THE RULES” and “YOU CANT DO THAT THE RULES SPECIFICALLY SAY” and “I GET TO ROLL THE DICE AGAIN MY HAND SLIPPED” and “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT WANT TO SELL ME YOUR GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD” this is making me laugh too much I think imma actually write this into an imagine 😂😂😂

  • Ravenclaw (right after they've graduated hogwarts): You know now, as far as society is concerned, we're adults.
  • Hufflepuff: Yes! Isn't it exciting?
  • Ravenclaw: Adults who have to make their own decisions about their lives.
  • Hufflepuff: It's so freeing, isn't it?
  • Ravenclaw: I have no idea what I'm doing and I want to go back to school.
  • Hufflepuff: ...
  • Ravenclaw: I don't want to do classes or anything, I just want someone to cook for me and tell me when meals are so I don't forget and basically be able to ignore life's responsibilities.

The OjiKiri friendship might as well be my favorite not-exactly-canon thing in bnha this part made me so happy - and 1B kids shenanigans too!! I’m g l a d

Guess who just got murdered~

Some sketches for my favorite dorito shaped demon, rest in pieces lol

are u ever just doing some totally mundane every day thing and then u remember that lance & keith actually held hands. keith actually grabbed a hold of lance’s hand and held it as they gazed longingly into each others eyes, as lance continued to say “we are a good team.” and to top it all off the background was some shade of purple to really compliment the fact that they really are red & blue. wow. im js bro you cant make this shit up this is the most romantic shit ive ever seen-

The parallel to end all parallels

Okay guys, listen up, because I’m about to fuck you up with some knowledge.

So we all know under Dabb’s reign, we’ve seen a multitude of parallels. Season 12 has been chock-full of callbacks from earlier seasons: characters, scenes, props, etc. We saw it with the colt, with Mary’s return, Bobby’s return, “[insert parent name here] went on a hunting trip, and [they] haven’t been home in a few days”. We’ve had Dean and Cas paralleled with Sam and Eileen, Dean and Cas paralleled with Cain and Colette, Dean referred to as Cas’s “human weakness” by Ishim…I mean really, at this point they’re endless. I could make hundreds of posts about the parallels, particularly in regard to Dean and Cas, but I won’t because frankly, there are better meta writers than me on the tumblrverse and they’ve already been done to death.

see @tinkdw and @ibelieveinthelittletreetopper, seriously those guys’ blogs have some seriously incredible information, metas, and I thoroughly enjoy reading literally everything they have to say.

What I want to talk about is Cas’s last scene in the finale. Here we see Cas enter the alternate universe, despite Sam and Dean already being there and having a plan for locking in Lucifer, and stabbing Lucifer, right before Cas’s death scene.

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So I’ve seen a lot of people complaining about this scene and how Cas’s death was completely unnecessary and avoidable. That it was used strictly for the “man pain” we hear so much about, so we can watch the boys once again mourn the death of one of their friends. I agree, to an extent. His death absolutely was avoidable, also necessary because Destiel story arc, but here I believe Dabb knew what he was doing. Remember those parallels we talked about ^^?

So why? If Cas is coming back, like we now definitively know, why take the time and effort to include this scene? Because really, it was pointless. Lucifer could’ve killed Cas straight out of the portal without Cas ever entering, and it would’ve served the same purpose, and raised no questions. Because hey, shit happens, and Cas is almost always on the negatively receiving end of it. So why, Dabb? Why shoot this particular scene that seemingly makes no sense and had everyone questioning Cas’s intentions?

Come. Take my hand. Let me show you.

Dabb literally, intentionally, oh-so-deliberately, shot this scene:

To act as a parallel for this scene:

I REPEAT:

DABB DELIBERATELY SHOT THIS SCENE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF DRAWING A PARALLEL BETWEEN SAM AND JESS AND CAS AND DEAN.

IT IS THE EXACT SAME SCENE. THE SAME STRUGGLE. ALMOST IDENTICAL DIALOGUE. THE SAME FUCKING FRAMING, FFS!

and before you say, no wait, your hopefulness, Jess doesn’t come back, this makes for a sad ending, stop, no, what are you doing??

YOU ARE MISSING THE BLATANTLY GAY POINT

Dabb recreated the first scene of the show with Dean and Cas. He intentionally paralleled Sam’s canonical relationship with his girlfriend to Dean’s canonical subtextual relationship with Cas.

Further, the scene with Sam and Jess marked the beginning of the series, the beginning of Sam rejoining his brother in the family business, but also the unfortunate end of his relationship with the woman he loved. If you look at this reversed (much in the same way Cain said to Dean about how he was living his life in reverse), that would mean that this could possibly be hinting at the end of the show, but also the beginning of Dean’s relationship with the man angel he loves.

I mean, I’m not saying that Destiel is endgame…but fuck. Destiel is endgame.

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Hellooooooo Dr. Fitz

Until Death Do Us Part

DM: The building is still on fire.

RANGER: We could help, if someone hadn’t used the Alchemy jug today.

DM: People are just leaving now, the other buildings aren’t in danger.

BARBARIAN: Oh yeah, do we still have all that mayo. How much mayo did we use?

DM: …After breakfast you have around 1.6 gallons of mayo.

BARBARIAN: I throw the mayo on the fire.

DM: Okay sure, you put the mayo on the small patch of wall it covers and you see the fire start to dim.

CLERIC: Isn’t mayo flammable? 

*cue ten minutes of frantic googling*

DM: You put the mayo on the fire and it explodes.

RANGER: …Do you think I could make mayo hand grenades if I mix it with gunpowder?

THINGS I LEARNED FROM BINGING RIVERDALE IN 24 HOURS
  • Spoilers btw
  • Archie Andrews is a fucking idiot 
  • Veronica is way nicer than I remember in the comics 
  • Betty Cooper is low-key crazy but that makes perfect sense 
  • Cole Sprouse is a good tv emo 
  • Alice Cooper what the fuck is your damage  
  • Cheryl “EXTRA” Blossom 
  • What happened to Chuck? 
  • When you die in the Upside-Down, you move to Riverdale 
  • The entirety of the Miss Grundy thing. Why? Where are the cops? 
  • Pedophilia? In my Archie? 
  • Also, incest? AT ALL? 
  • The Blossom-Cooper shit is straight out of Wuthering Heights and I kind of live for it? 
  • ALICE AND HAL COOPER WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR DAMAGE 
  • INCEST. WHY. 
  • Hermione Lodge barely existed in the comics and she’s now the most fleshed out complex character here 
  • Raise your hand if your parent isn’t an asshole. 
  • Put your hand down Josie. 
  • I loved every Josie song but Sugar… how do you fuck that up? 
  • Cheryl goes to a diner: 
    • “Hey, can I get you-?” “EGGS. JASON LOVED EGGS." 
  •  Archie Andrews is Troy Bolton 
  • Jughead is a motorcycle gangster who writes like Truman Capote what fucking world do we live in 
  • Everyone’s like, "Betty and Jughead are soulmates” and I’m just sitting here thinking of the most famous American love triangle like…yeeeah. 
  • I want to read a comic strip where the Archie gang goes to this version of Riverdale and they’re just like, “jeepers we need to leave immediately”