The pot was on the stove filled with the just the right amount of water. Koutarou stood and stared at it, listening to the disjointed rhythm of Keiji chopping onions for the first time. He considered testing whether a watch-pot really would never boil. However, when the sound of heavy sniffling joined the chopping sound, he was forced to abandon his watch. He turned to Keiji with a big grin on his face.
“Onions getting to ya’ a bit?” he teased.
Keiji sniffed again, ceasing the chopping, and turned to glare at him with watery eyes. “This is awful.”
“Oh it’s not that bad!” Koutarou walked closer to lean against the counter. “My mom had me chopping onions when I was, like, ten!”
“Good for you,” Keiji grumbled, continuing with his chopping.
“Poooooor Keeeeeiiiijiiiiiii,” Koutarou crooned, “being made to chop onions all by himself.”
Keiji ignored him, only sniffing loudly.
Koutarou chuckled to himself. He was just about to get to peeling potatoes when Keiji slammed the knife down on the counter with a distressed whine.
“That’s it!” he shouted, stepping away from the counter. “I can’t see anymore! I’m done!”
“Oh, come on–” Koutarou started, but stopped when he saw Keiji’s face; his eyes were red and watering profusely while snot dripped from his nose. “Oh shit. You’re really reacting strongly, huh?”
“Yes,apparently,” Keiji grit out. He sniffed again. “Why do we as humans insist on messing with this plant that so clearly does not want to be eaten?”
And Koutarou would have answered that it was because onions were the base flavour for nearly every recipe ever, if Keiji hadn’t brought his hands up to wipe his eyes.
But it was too late.
Koutarou had never heard Keiji swear like that in his life.
After a brief moment of shock over the profanities spilling from his boyfriend’s mouth Koutarou sprung into action:
“Okay, baby, come on.” He grabbed Keiji by the shoulders and steered him over to the sink. He turned it on and made sure the water was cool. “Duck under here- there ya go- and blink really fast.”
Keiji did as he was told with Koutarou holding his hair back from his face. After a minute or two, Koutarou turned off the tap and grabbed a towel.
“There,” he said, drying Keiji’s face to reveal his disgruntled expression, “does that feel better?”
“Mh.” Keiji only pouted.
Once he knew that Keiji was okay, sulking aside, Koutarou burst out laughing.
“K-Keiji, I thought you were supposed to be the smart one!”
Keiji glowered. Koutarou kept going.
“Remind me not to let you handle any hot peppers in the future.” He wrapped his arms around Keiji and kissed his cheek. “Only safe, non-threatening vegetables for you from now on.”
“Alright, yes.” Keiji squirmed out of Koutarou’s arms. “I’m an idiot. It’s very funny.”
Koutarou bit his lip to try and hold in more laughter. Once he got himself under control, he asked, “Would you like to peel potatoes instead?”
Keiji stared at him for a moment before he mumbled a “Yes.”
“Okay!” Koutarou chirped. “Just be careful ‘cause the peeler is pretty sharp.”
Weeabootale. The AU where (almost) everyone is a super kawaii weeaboo desu.
This is actually a troll AU. A joke.
I think we can all agree to say that… huh… Undertale has a loooooot of AUs. So I decided to make a joke about it by making a troll AU parodying the cringy undertale fandom- (not that the undertale fans are weeaboos, but… Ya know, bad ships, hypes, undertail and all…. I wanted to parody that.)
Don’t get me wrong, I do not hate AUs. I’m actually in love with some of them (for exemple Horrortale, Underfresh, Undynetale & Jerrytale xD)
And I also don’t want to criticize weeaboos trought this AU. I took this theme absolutly randomly. And since I love parodying animes and all, I thought it would be a good theme for me xD so yeah, if you’re an anime lover, don’t be offenced by this! I don’t hate you! I love you!;3
This introduction comic is so wrong and offencive omg. Please don’t be offenced by this. It’s really all a joke omg don’t kill me.
I guess I forgot the word “offencive” in the introduction gif.
Offencive and gross.
WEEABOOTALE. THE OFFENCIVE AND GROSS AU WHERE THE RESPECT IS DEAD.*explosion*
ok I gotta shut up now. This post is getting too long.
I wasn’t gonna post any weeabootale on tumblr, but since my friend @3demonicangel posted a weeabootale fanart here, I thought I needed to introduce it.xD (PLEASE GO FOLLOW HER!! it’s her birthday today!! ;w;)
btw if you’re wondering, YES, I made everyone in this AU. Everyone.
Ah, and sorry for all those english mistakes… I’m french so english isn’t my native language ;w; I was also typing very fast… (for exemple of course I wanted to write “partner” instead or “parnter”….) I’ll try to fix those mistakes asap if I can TT///TT
read from left to right please. As much as it’s “weeabootale”, it’s not writen in the manga order lel.
sorry to bother you but how were the portayals of black characters in mass effect racist? ive only played me2 so far and i liked jacob, but maybe im just desensitized to these things bc im white?
I have a real problem with Jacob and his entire story, so I am sorry that you like him.
See Jacob’s story promotes a very racist stereotype, The Baby Daddy.
Jacob a black man, grew up without a father and has deeply seated issues because of it.
Woe is the black man who without a father and has to do twice the amount of good to make up for that, who has to do good for both himself and his father and worse says so almost verbatim.
Now look, many people grow up without fathers, but it becomes an issue because of how his loyalty mission and later in ME3 all hinge on this one trope that is always stereotyped for black people.
In his loyalty, he goes to find his father and surprise not only is his father not dead, but he is the only leading man left. He is a rapist, a criminal, an abuser, and he stays only for a harem of women; when he could have beacon-ed home to his wife and son sooner. Basically Jacob ends up as a black man with an absent, black, criminal father. Not good.
Then, unfortunately, in Mass Effect 3 (sorry for the spoiler, but it is important) this comes back two-fold. Jacob ends up being a father himself, which again wouldn’t be inherently terrible if this wasn’t a common trope for him. Not to mention, if he was romanced by Shepard, he ends up being unfaithful and having the child anyways.
Just a LOT with Jacob was handled poorly and made him into the poster child for black men with daddy issues.
My favorite black person in Mass Effect is actually Anderson, he is promoted as a person, an Admiral, just plain badass, and a GOOD father figure for the main character Shepard. Plus Keith Motherfucking David. Wish we had more like him.
What would Phichit do if he made his s/o cry? I'm not talking about happiness crying, but tbh I can't picture him doing that, this little ball of sunshine. Im so sorry, please try your best! She/her pronouns if you can?
he would immediately feel awful
I don’t think he would ever intentionally make her cry, even if he was very upset with her
spewing apologies so fast he’s stumbling over his words. there are no words to properly convey how sorry he is
if she’ll let him, Phichit would give her kisses and hugs
he’ll talk out the problem more civilly afterwords
so bones streamed today and i got a buncha screenshots from the stream. and then i decided, hey, why not voice one of the things? (if this is not allowed or something along the lines of that, please let me know and i will take it down, i don’t wanna overstep my bounds)
this is probably one of the stupidest and loudest things i’ve made and yet i laugh at it every time. why.
the music is called “sans” and it’s from undertale.
How either team reacts when they first figure out they like someone and what they would do about it.? (I'm sorry I'm sending you so many, I just, really want to support your blog because it's so cool!)
(oh, no i don’t mind at all! I’m so glad I have a cutie like you supporting my blog v u v and oiwehfohsiohodhzhihfwpsdk; this blog is cool??? i’m just typing characterized sentences in my pajamas! but honestly, thank you! <3)
Makoto: It might hit him out of nowhere, like maybe one day they were talking and the way they smiled at him made his heart pound way too fast and he kept getting the feeling that he wanted to be by their side. He’d dwell over it for a long time, trying to figure out if his feelings were genuine and what his crush thought about him. Eventually it would get to the point where it would be painful to let them go out with someone else and he’d end up confessing clumsily, even if he wasn’t mentally or verbally prepared for it.
Haruka: When he realizes it, he wouldn’t be too surprised. It would be more of an “Oh, I do like them after all,” realization. Though they wouldn’t notice it he’d be looking out for them subtly, doing little things like making them lunch and inviting them over and getting jealous when they were too friendly with someone else. He wouldn’t be as focused on getting them to return his affections as he would be just to be able to stay by their side, and that would make him happy enough.
Nagisa: Nagisa’s mind goes into overdrive the second he meets someone he finds interesting, so he ends up questioning himself a lot. “Do I like them? Was it love at first sight? Am I in love?” He’d be confused about how he actually feels, rather settling on the fact that he was happy to be with them; he didn’t see them as a friend, nor did he see them as a crush. When he gets to see all the different sides of a person he’d fall in love, and then joke about being in love even more to the point where it’s obvious.
Rei: Like Makoto, his realization would probably hit him in the side of the head unexpectedly and his face would go red like a tomato. He’d spend days wondering if maybe he was sick, maybe humans are triggered by sweet smiles and compliments and it has an affect on the brain. He might talk to Nagisa about it, and it would take a lot of convincing from him and mulling over his thoughts before he fully acknowledges that he’s in love. He would make up excuses to try to be with them and shower them in presents, even if he’s stiff and red-faced the whole time up until he confesses.
Rin: Rin would most likely notice his feelings in the heat of the moment. Like Nagisa, he’d be one to fall in love once he’s seen the depths of a person who trusts him wholeheartedly. He’d stand in his room with a red face and his hands in fists, wondering if this was the sort of love all the heroines in Gou’s shoujo manga experienced, and strangely enough, he’d like the feeling of being in love. He’d like being depended on, but he’s completely lost on how to show he likes them without seeming too weird. It might come out in awkward hints, and his crush might have to be the one to confront his feelings.
Sousuke: Sousuke never denies his feelings; he knows what he’s feeling because he doesn’t see a reason to deny it. If his heart says that he’s in love, he’s in love, and he might have even seen it coming for a while now. He’d quickly make advances onto his crush without the slightest bit of hesitation or worry that he was being too obvious; if anything, he wanted his crush to know that he was in love with them, and if they were still oblivious or weren’t questioning his feelings by that point he’d take their face in his hands and tell them straight out that he wanted to be with them.
Nitori: Nitori seems likely to realize he’s in love after being away from them for a while or if he doesn’t see them as much. He’s always considered his friend to be important to him, that’s a given, but it’s the way that they won’t ever leave his mind that really gets him confronting his feelings and asking the tough question of if he’s really in love. Every time they’d say something he’d be happy just to hear them speak, and it broke his heart to see them upset. Nitori would talk to his crush about this after a while, but indirectly confessing by asking if they’ve ever met someone who made them feel that way too.
Seijuurou: Like Sousuke, he has no problem with accepting the fact that he’s in love, and wouldn’t act too differently besides smiling wider than usual and rambling on about how great the world is. Regardless of if they know of his feelings or not, he’d make it obvious with huge amounts of physical contact, from linking arms to rubbing their head to even kissing them on the cheek when they’re least expecting it, he’d go on powerfully and confidently with his feelings, trying anything to win them over.
Momotarou: Momo would be one to fall in love extremely easily, even considering himself to be in love if someone shares a popsicle with him. But what would really get him head-over-heels would be a sincere compliment from his friend, and then he might just stare in awe at them for a few minutes with shining eyes. After that, every waking minute he’d have his crush on his mind, only questioning his feelings for a quick second before it goes completely out of control. He’d be protective, clingy, and even leave “anonymous” love letters in their shoe locker, trying to be secretive about his feelings but failing miserably.