i made this once

everything is fun and games until you actually land a job interview

my favorite thing that’s happened to me on tumblr is that i once made a fun post about a marvel character that wasn’t tony and someone reblogged it was some nonsense and then a non-marvel blog came and laid down the law on them and then the original person accused that person of being a tony stark stan on a post that had nothing to do with tony so if that doesn’t go to show how much some people hate him on this site and how far they’ll stretch and reach just to try to drag his name,,,

The dark thing at the bottom that wears her skin

Once, the bad thing was formless
something that snuck and wormed and fed
it got everywhere, there on the shore.
Crests and troughs crashing on spilled red
sand and ground glass

She abandoned herself there, insidious sussurus
singing to complete the TV static stretch of silica

Once, it would surround me, unseen, and
whisper its version of things.
Leak in. fill up. spill over.
Mouth pouring black under sunken eyes
cracks sucking up light.
But I learned.
It learned too.

Sliding over her perfect skin, it hid in the
fingerprints and wrinkles
everything that she was

Once, I made her in her image
I saw everything that she was
I hid in her fingerprints, her wrinkles.
slid my hands over her skin

It follows me now, barking blasphemy
from her throat. Bending her voice to a cruelty
it should be incapable of.
No more whispering.
I can’t hear the waves, so far am I
car-crash windshield carpeting as far as I can see
no bloody prints
her perfect skin, never cracking
perfect throat never dry
did I even move?
I don’t remember moving.
You’re not the ocean.
It’s so cold at night
Life’s a beach and I can’t die
All I need to know is why.

anonymous asked:

I used to work night shifts at those big golden arches (im sure you can imagine what hell that came with) and theres a known meth dealer that came into our store every night. He once asked me how much I made and offered me a job as his receptionist! I'm good thanks. might've been better than the job i had though.

There’s no such thing as a receptionist job. It would be you finding him new people. Don’t fall for it.

anonymous asked:

would you like a jello shot I have cherry and raspberry made with corresponding flavored vodkas

I choked on a Jell-O shot once I’m still fucked up from it

anonymous asked:

Habs fan here, I would not wish Michel Therrien on any team, even those I hate the most. I am so glad the Bruins did not resort to get him, bc u guys certainly not deserve this. He's traumatizing. I met him once and he's what nighares are made of

this is by the far the nicest message i have ever gotten lmao and i’m so sorry you had to meet him. please take care of julien heis my dad and i love him a lot and he’s very good and loves his players a lot. 

anonymous asked:

God I hate when people who love JD and Heather C give me shit for saying Heather Duke is my favorite character they say shit like she's such a bitch and I'm just like well at least she didn't murder two people and trick her girlfriend into murdering someone and Heather C is literally a huge fucking bitch so get that shit out of my house

um sorry I love Heather Duke and never once said any of that to you? I made a post saying you can like characters even if they do bad things, that literally apples to Duke. Don’t be rude.


I dunno but listen to this song (x)  & tumbls kills the quality pls click


There was someone in my inbox talking about hair-down Kuroo and the first thing I thought was “it’s been a while since I’ve last made Bokuto feel gay over Kuroo’s hair hasn’t it”

Aroooo ~
Still playing around with quick & sketchy styles, hoping I can whip out a full painterly painting by April 1st!
haha not gonna happen I’m afraid