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Let's Pretend (Bucky Barnes x Reader) Epilogue ❤️

A/N: Here it is you guys! The Epilogue! *cries historically* I just wanted to say thank you to all of you who’ve stuck with this story! It’s my first series and y'all are hella awesome for all the positivity!! 😭❤ Pls excuse any misspelling! And most of all, enjoy! - Delilah ❤

Xxxxxxx


“Ms. Y/L/N,” Friday chimed. “Mr. Barnes requests your presence in his room.”

You couldn’t stop the grin that spread on your face. Bucky and you were an official couple now, and you couldn’t help but feel as though the world was twice the better place than before. You’d never say it out loud, but you were falling for him. And you were falling hard.

Giving Friday a subtle okay, you made your way down the corridors to Bucky’s room. As you walked, the memories of your drunken endeavors replayed in your mind. In some weird way, you had Tony to thank. If he hadn’t have stumbled upon Let’s Pretend, you and Bucky wouldn’t be in the very happy relationship that you were currently in.

Opening the door, you were met with the sight of your boyfriend on his bed, the laptop once again on his lap. He grinned at the sight of you and patted the empty space on the bed beside him. He looked so handsome it was almost painful.

“What’s up?” You ask, sliding into the space and throwing an arm over his middle. You rested your head on his shoulder and looked at the glowing screen.

“The fans are going psychotic over the videos,” he says, peering down at you with a smile. And he was right. The video had been posted two days ago and the entire site was losing their minds. The three videos were released at the same time, but of course, the real one was the highest in views.

The fans were literally divided. The first half argued that the first video was real because of the subliminal messages (even though there were none). The other half believed that the third video was real, based on the fact that instead of the usual background, the video took place in a swimming pool; thankfully they were wrong as well.

Now the third half, those were the smart ones. Instead of looking at the whole plot, they noticed small details. Like how Bucky’s hair was shorter the last time he wore the 40’s uniform. Why would he have longer hair? Why couldn’t one of the girls shapeshift him with short hair?

Another huge giveaway was your tattoo on your hip. You hadn’t told anyone that you had it, even your close friends didn’t know. So when the fans caught a glimpse of the small heart on your hip, it raised some eyebrows.

But despite all of the solid evidence, the fans were certain it was real, not because of the physicality, but the chemistry. You and Bucky were in love and it only made sense that your first time would be rather passionate. In the previous videos, it was mostly sexual playfulness between your characters. But when they saw the way your eyes stared into Bucky’s with pure passion and the way he made you orgasm so hard that you cried, they instantly knew.

The comment section was an adorable war zone.

LuckyDucky97:
“@NuggetQueenxx no it’s the first vid! Her hair is darker!!”

Mr.PizzaGod123:
“U guyz r hella dumb. It’s totes vid #3. Bucky’s dick is bigger!”

WadeWilson1982:
“Guys trust me, I’m THE Y/N expert! It’s the second video.”

WhiskeyxPrincess
“It’s the second vid y'all! Look @ how he kisses her! They never kiss!!!!”

TunaMaster99:
“@WhiskeyxPrincess I SAID THE SAME THING OMG!”

CindyTheFairyQueen:
“It’s definitely the third one. Bucky’s arm looks shinier!”

Bucky-Owns-This-Azz:
“Nah the first one is real. My friend knows them! (;“

TheRedQueen:
“@Bucky-Owns-This-Azz LIAR!”


You and Bucky continued scrolling through the comments, giggling like children at the crazed fans. As much as you wanted to, you couldn’t reach out to them. If word got out that The Winter Soldier and Y/N Y/L/N had a sextape, no one would take the Avengers seriously anymore.

Not to mention, your family would be extremely disappointed in you. And Tony would be there cackling like a crow through all of it.

You felt Bucky press a tender kiss onto your forehead.

“At least we look hot,” he says cheekily, making you both erupt in laughter.

Xxxxxxx

A week later, Bucky’s in Tony’s lab getting his usual repairs for his arm. Everything was going great, until Tony brought up his beloved missing camera that he had mysteriously stumbled upon in his old room.

Bucky nearly fell off the chair. He must’ve forgotten it after moving out of his room. You both decided that he should keep the camera, as he’d be suspected less. Everyone always suspected you when it came down to missing stuff and you never knew why.

“Maybe you left it there?” Bucky murmured. He needed to stay calm. Maybe he hadn’t seen it yet, and all Bucky need to do was sneak back in there later and delete it. Problem solved! No need to lose his head ye-

“I found a rather interesting video on there,” Tony says with a smirk as he tinkered with the super soldier’s arm. “Care to elaborate on that?”

Oh God, Y/N was going to murder him.

“I don’t know what your talking about,” Bucky meant for it to be a plain statement, but instead it came out like a question. A very squeaky question.

It’s as if life had a personal vendetta against him. Of all the people to need assistance from Tony, Steve walked in, broken iPhone in hand with a small sheepish smile. This was the fourth time cracking his screen.

“Speak of the devil,” Tony smirked. “Bucky here was just telling me about the ol’ war days.”

Steve cocked his head to the side curiously and eyed his best friend. “Oh really? You’re memories are getting better, Buck.” He pats his friend on the shoulder and pulls up one of the metal stools.

“Yeah! He was telling me about the time you got shot up and the nearest hospital was like….ten years away, haha!”

Oh no….

Steve followed Tony’s laugh with his own. “You’re gonna have to be more specific about that,” he says. “It’s happened more than I can count.”

Tony let out a cackle, clapping his hands together. Bucky was never going to get out of this. Why did life hate him so much? This is not what he had in mind when it came to karma. Death by humiliation sounded like an inane way to go.

“Well, from this particular story, a LOT happened after that, if you catch my drift.” The black haired man said with a wink. Bucky covered his face with his hands in shame.

Steve, being the pure angel he was, was completely oblivious to the innuendo. He stared at his friend, trying to recall the many near death experiences that ended in anything peculiar. But alas, he found none.

“I’m not following,” Steve admitted after a pregnant pause. Bucky let out a sigh of despair.

“You know what,” Tony says, walking to his toolbox and digging around. “I think this’ll help refresh your memory a bit.” In his hand, was THE camera that Bucky and Y/N used for the video.

“YOU KNOW WHAT,” Bucky exclaimed as he stood from the chair and began to drag Steve away. “I FORGOT WE HAD TRAINING!”

Steve wiggled in his friend’s grasp, grabbing onto various things in an attempt to make him stop. What had gotten into his friend?

“What the hell is going on?” You say, crossing your arms over your chest.

The three men freeze, staring at you with wide eyes. Tony didn’t plan on having this conversation with you present, but now he had no choice. He might’ve been a egotistical little shit, but he was certainly not a whimp.

You narrowed your eyes at him.

Okay, maybe he was a little bit.

“Tony was just trying to show me this video Bucky made for me, but he won’t let me see.” Steve replied, straightening himself up.

Your eyes widened when you saw the camera in Tony’s hand. “It’s really nothing, Steve!” You tried your best to convince him. “Like, really. Nothing.”

“Oh, it’s definitely SOMETHING.” Tony chimed in.

You shot Bucky a panicked glance, trying to fight the urge to cry. You just KNEW Tony would do something with it. He might go as far as posting it on the Stark Industries website, because that’s right up his alley.

The sound of metal being crushed broke you from your trance. Bucky had grabbed the camera from Tony’s hand and slammed it into the floor, shattering it into a million tiny pieces.

“WHAT THE FUCK, BARNES!” He shouted, his face turning an angry scarlet.

Without another word, Bucky had scooped you up and threw you over his shoulder, running as fast as he could out of the lab. The last thing you heard was Tony’s angry swears and threats.

Impressively, Bucky didn’t let you down until you both were in the safety of your shared room with the door locked. He set you on the bed gently before plopping beside you with a satisfied sigh.

You turned to him and gave him a small smack on his behind, making him jump. He frowned, turning his head and looking at you.

“I told you like ten times to pack the camera!” You pouted, narrowing your eyes at your boyfriend.

“I’m sorry, doll,” he sighed, propping himself up on his elbow. “You know how forgetful I can be.”

You roll your eyes playfully and run your hands through his hair. He leaned into your touch, putting softly.

“You know,” you say. “We could always make videos on our phones. No one will find those.”

His eyes flew open in surprise, making you laugh.

“You promise?” He asks adorably.

“Promise.”

Xxxxxxx

Steve and Natasha stared at the purple fluorescent background of Let’sPretend.com. Their eyes trailed over video after video of the pair. But what caught their attention the most was a certain video in particular.

“Captain America Gets A Fourth of July Blowjob By Black Widow!”

The thumbnail was a picture of Natasha with her finger on her lips in a shushing motion. She was dressed in only a bikini with little American flags printed on them, the top was a few sizes too small and barely covered her nipples. She was kneeling seductively in front of a semi nude Steve, who was wearing only the same white cotton briefs from before.

And dare she say it, they looked hot.

The blond took her silence as a sign of discomfort, to which he let out a small cough, gaining her attention.

“I-I’m sorry if this is too weird,” he says, reaching for the laptop, only to be stopped by Nat.

She grabs the collar of his shirt and pulls him closer, ghosting her lips against his.

“You’ve got two minutes, Cap. When get back here I want you on your hands and knees. Got it?” She asks, her eyes burning with desire.

Steve’s eyes widened at her sudden dominance before nodding, his erection already forming a tent in his gray sweatpants.

“Yes, Mistress.”


FIN. ❤


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The Wish Spell

Summary:  You use a spell to make a wish come true with unexpected results.

Characters: Dean x Reader, Sam, Castiel, OFC Sal

Word Count: 5772

Warnings: smut, oral (female receiving), unprotected sex, language, fluff, wee bit of angst, mention of past abuse

A/N:  This one is close to my heart.  I hope you like it and I’d love to hear your feedback.  MAJOR shout out to the wonderful, lovely and helpful @wheresthekillswitch for being my beta on this.  There’s no way I would have achieved what I wanted without your help.  And thank you to the fantastic @arryn-nyxx for the beautiful aesthetic!​ Thank you!


 

You didn’t mean for it to happen, not really.  You’d hoped sure, but that didn’t mean you were actually expecting it to work.  You’d been out with your friends celebrating the long weekend but the pit of loneliness grew to a crater the moment you were home.  Since you’d had a few too many beers you started researching wishes.  That led you to spells and then before you knew it you were rummaging through your house for a candle and printing out a picture.  You wrote your name, birthday and wish on the picture then you folded it three times.  You lit a candle and held the paper over it till it caught fire and burned out.  You were tired of being alone, but you were also terrified to make a connection.  After the flame went out you curled up into bed and you dreamt of him, but that wasn’t out of the ordinary; you dreamt of him often.

The next morning you wake up and as you stretch your arms out you bump into something.  You shoot up and look over and there he is sitting on your bed his green eyes looking back at you.  Dean Winchester.  He’s leaning back on his hands with his long legs out in front of him.  He’s wearing a flannel shirt and jeans and he even has his boots on.  You sit staring at him unable to think or to speak.  He purses his full lips then smirks at you.

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RFA + V/Saeran realize it’s MC’s birthday

Hey all! It’s my birthday today, so I figured now’s as good a time as any to post birthday headcanons. Since I just moved to a new area and know very few people here, I went with more of a “Oh, it’s your birthday???’ vibe rather than (most of them) having known when MC’s birthday is all along.

Requests are open.~


✦ZEN:

  • you had surprised him at rehearsal with some lunch just bc you wanted to see him on your birthday
  • your phone was blowing up w/ messages from your family
  • he didn’t mean to look, but he glanced and saw a “Happy Birthday!” text
  • s h o c k e d why didn’t you tell him??
  • soon as you left, he was calling Seven
    • “Of course I knew!”
    • “Why didn’t you tell me???”
    • “Figured she’d tell people if she wanted them to know…”
  • welp he was supposed to be rehearsing all day but he wasn’t about to spend all day w/o you
  • so he told his director who totally understood and then left
  • showed up with a dozen roses
    • “Happy Birthday, my princess.”
    • “How did you–”
    • “I saw your phone - I’m sorry. But you deserve to be spoiled today.”
  • spent the rest of the day doing just that

✦Yoosung:

  • bright and early, Seven was calling him
  • he figured this boy needs all the help he can get
    • “Today is what?!” omg what is he going to do he’s got nothing planned!
  • spent all morning shopping - flowers, groceries, he has everything put away before you’d even had your usual morning call
  • when you did call, he hoped you’d mention your birthday but you didn’t
  • he invited you over and you happily agreed
  • you were totally shocked when you arrived and his apartment was decorated for your birthday
  • and something smelled wonderful
  • greeted you at the door w/ a kiss and flowers
    • “Happy Birthday, MC~!”
  • he cooked two of your favorite meals for lunch and dinner and you spent all day cuddling and watching romance movies

✦Jaehee:

  • she had asked you a while ago because she kept all the files of RFA members up-to-date
  • she’d made a note on her calendar and had it remind her a week in advance there’s no catching her off guard
  • but you hadn’t mentioned it since? to her or any of the members?
  • you forgot she knew tbqh
  • she assumed this meant you didn’t want a huge fuss but she wanted to do something
  • she ended up making a small cake for you the day before to wake up to the next morning
  • and she turned off your alarm she had worked through enough birthdays and you deserved the day off
  • closed the bakery early to spend more time with you
  • you couldn’t believe she remembered! you didn’t think you could love her any more but you were wrong
  • spent the rest of the day cuddling under blankets watching whatever you wanted to watch Zen’s musicals were definitely part of it tho

✦Jumin:

  • you had pointedly not told him bc you knew it would be over the top and you felt guilty
  • the boy already buys you basically anything you show the slightest interest in
  • you breathed in the direction of a designer toilet seat once and it took like three hours to convince him it wasn’t a hint that you wanted it does anyone need something like that jfc
  • but he found out on the day of, when you got a call from your parents singing Happy Birthday to you
  • you were embarrassed
    • “I didn’t want to make a big deal about it…”
  • too late, he had already picked up his phone
    • “Jaehee, cancel all my plans for the day. It is MC’s birthday.”
  • bc it’s Jaehee, she foresaw this outcome and had not scheduled him anything today anyway
  • he made you strawberry pancakes and served them to you in bed
  • had the chef make your favorite meals the rest of the day
  • bc he couldn’t resist, he bought you a new dress and jewelry to match but otherwise did a good job respecting that you didn’t want it to be a spectacle

✦Saeyoung:

  • he knew of course, he’d known since day one
  • but you didn’t know he knew
  • which means his surprise party would be extra surprising he only hoped you liked that kind of thing
  • sent you on a scavenger hunt while he got everything ready, your party was totally space-themed
  • by then, you realized he knew
  • but you thought the scavenger hunt was it
  • so when it led you to his house, you were just expecting him with a goofy grin and honey buddha chips or something
  • then the door sang Happy Birthday to you which you loved
  • when you came in and all of RFA yelled “Surprise!” you almost cried
    • “I didn’t want anyone to feel like I was expecting anything so I didn’t tell anyone…thank you so much.” you felt so special
  • lots and lots of kisses and cuddles and making everyone tell you two to get a room

✦V:

  • you were cooking lunch when you finally said something out of necessity
    • “Oh, my parents are insisting on taking me out to dinner for my birthday tonight…I’d love it if you came, too.”
  • you heard him set his pipe on the table and you turned around
  • he was silent for a moment
    • “…It’s your birthday?”
  • he looks hurt oh no this is not what you wanted
  • you had started to ramble, wanting him to understand
    • “Oh, I didn’t tell anyone! It’s honestly…just another day for me. I didn’t want to make a big deal out of it.”
  • he made his way to the kitchen and placed a kiss on your cheek
  • felt around for your hands and laced his fingers through them
    • “Of course I’ll go to dinner with you. But can I make the day at least a little special for you?”
  • how can you say no to that
  • so you two dressed up and took lots of pictures together and he takes lots of you
  • they turned out amazing even with his limited vision

✦Saeran:

  • woke up w/ a groan and Saeyoung standing over him
    • “So what are you gonna do for MC for her birthday?”
  • what
  • was he supposed to know it was your birthday?
  • is that a thing he’s supposed to do? shit
  • deadpan stare, Saeyoung was almost sure he was gonna get punched
    • “…got any ideas?”
    • “Oh! Oh! Tons!”
  • he turned them all down
  • in the end he went with something pretty simple
  • surprised you with ice cream and your favorite cookies
  • and promised to do whatever you wanted all day pls don’t abuse it
  • you were super touched and looked at him with surprise
    • “But…how did you know? I didn’t tell anyone.”
  • you both ended up glaring at a snickering Saeyoung
  • while you were both secretly grateful bc it was a really nice day 
dating mark!!

2/? for the dating series!

lets get on it!

———-

- so,,, y'all meet during trainee days

- he’s the new trainee and you help him cause you were from canada too

- “ok so this is training room 2 and oMG PUT JAEHYUN PUT YOUR SHIRT ON”

- tbh that was mark first impression for jaehyun and still teases him to this day

- anyway 

- you asked him what he got in for (rap, dance, vocals, or acting)

- and he was like

-“rap cause i got that canadian swag

- turns out you rap too!

- you guy had this deep ass convo about your fave rappers and shit

- btw ur a 99 liner too (or whatever u want but)

- you guys became pretty tight

- and both developed feeling for each other but those don’t get announced for a while 00ps

- time skiP 4.5 yEArS

- sO now markipoo is about to debut nd you still hAVENT jeSus

-  mark still likes u a lot and vice versa

- like with doyoungs, the guys pretty much pressure him into confessing messing cause e all know he wouldn’t

- so like he wrote this rap for u aND its!! so!! sweet!!

- he like strummed his guitar and rapped and uGH yOU almOST crIeD

- all yo members were like “jeno beTTA DO THIS FOR ME OR IM SUING”

- anyway ofc u accepted cause,,,, he’s mark

- yALL R THAT COUPLE

- the one that everyone wants to be 

- yOU GUSY R SO CUTE AHHH

- you would wake up to texts asking if you’ve eaten, slept, and had a good day

- like maRk i sHoUlD bE asKINg yOU thAt

- he isn’t into pda tho

- like occasionally u will get a nose peck or smth but that as about it

- its cool tho cause ur not into it either

- OMG U WERE THE ONE WHO STARTED THE SEAGULL EYEBROW THING

- like oneday u were like

- “mark i drew a bird  (like the one thats a curvy line y’know) isn’t i- OMG IT LOOKS LIKE UR EYEBROWS FUCKAHKSHH”

- “I’m breaking up w u” - mark

- he doesn’t mean it tho

- he loves u sm like its crazy

- he will give the bEST hugs

- and cuddles!

- he just pulls u into his chest and wraps his arms around you uHGHG

- conversations that switch between english and korean

- sometimes confusing as hell cause he talks fast and u can’t tell whether it was eng or kor and just nod along

- hE ALWAYS PLAYS HIS GUITAR

- and even tho he aint a vocal, he’s a vocal

- HIS VOICE IS SUCH A BLESSINGOMG U DIED WHEN U HEARD DUNK SHOT

- like he just whisper raps and it soUND SO GOOD

- always raps to u

- lmao his confession rap was cringe as hell

- “u nd i got that sw-sw-swag and those sk-sk-skills”

- YOU JUST WHISPER IT IN HIS EARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND HIS REACTION IS PRICELESS

- he makes that face,,, you know,,, the one where he just stares blankly for a sec (pros  cause he forgot it and had to take a moment to remember)

- tHEN HE JUST LOOKS AT U WITH THE WIDEST EYES

- “stOP THAT WAS LIKE A YEAR AGO OMG”

- remember y'all r only 99 liners so nO FUNNY STUFFZIES 

- taeyong, doyoung and jaehyun had to give y'all the talk

- u guys couldn’t make eye contact until 3 days later

- when marks sad, you make sure to give him the biggest hug and let him vent out his feelings

- usually r about missing home and having the stress of debuting in tHrEE groups 

- you just whisper like “one day, we can go to canada together”

- and he looks up at u with his puppy eyes nd

- “promise?”

- “promise.”

- omG U R PRETTYMUCH PART OF THE FOREIGN  SWAGGERS

- u and johnny made a diss track about sm

- “yo,,,uh,,,johnny boi hasnt debuted,,,uh,,,I’ve been a trainee for 6.9 years,,,check,,”

- it was trash but it was YOUR trash

- mark once got jelly of jaehyun cause u guys r really close like siblings

- “yo jaehyun sauce le peppers’

- “why can’t i sauce the peppers :(” - mark

- y'all haven’t really gotten into a fight

- like u’ve disagreed b4 but not a full out fight or anything

- once tho, he told u were “untalented and helpless” cause you accidentally spilled iced tea on him when he was super stressed out

- and u cried for like 8 hours 

- mARK WAS SO CONFUSED

- he felt so bad like he had to ask his members for help

- ‘mark are actually dumb” - everyone

- he found u curled up in a ball outside on a park bench

- and held u and wouldn’t stop apologizing

- on a higher note

- when he first said “i love you”

- he went to ur debut showcase

- and when u came off stage like all hot n sweaty 

- mark low-key died

- anyway he like hugged u and was like

- “i love u sm”

- and y'all just froze

- “did u-”

- “did i-”

- JAEMIN WAS PROBS FILMING IT 

- u made him send it to u cause like,,, y not

- BUTT YEAH MARK IS SUCH A SWEETIE PIE (bUTT HAHAH)

- I WOULD KILL TO DATE HIM (hahah thats to far but i loaf him)

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thanks for reading! 

i will probs post like all of them cause i have a week off school (march break)

anyway, love y'all :)

- emma

The Joker x Reader - “Note to Batsy”

From time to time The Joker likes to light up a Batsy signal and bless Gotham’s vigilante with random handwritten messages. Bruce Wayne keeps them all, hoping that one of these days he’ll find something useful that will get Mister J busted for good. So far, no luck: even if the papers have fingerprints all over, there is never a match.

Here is the latest letter Batsy just found on top of the tallest building in Gotham:

NOTE TO BATSY

- I really wanna show you my kid; I have to admit me and Y/N made a very cute baby thanks to my awesome genes and her beauty. Maybe afterwards we can go for a drink. Wait, she’ll kill me if I go drinking and take the baby (don’t read this part, nobody can kill me). But anyway, if we end up going with the kid, don’t be a snitch and tell on me T___T

Wow, what an entitled prick! Bruce thinks, continuing to read. I am not a snitch!

- My Queen has a complaint: when she busted me out of Arkham last week, she noticed that the new straitjacket is a darker gray than the old one. Y/N said it doesn’t go well with my blue eyes, but the previous model did. I’m pretty sure I’ll end up there again so can you tell those guys to switch back to what they use to have? I don’t want my girl upset over such a trivial thing. She absolutely hates it when an outfit doesn’t match my eyes.

- I think I “accidentally” (Ha!Ha!Ha!) blew up your Batmobile today. I have a new grenade launcher I wanted to test, saw your car and Kaboom! But I think nothing happened to it; seemed alright afterwards except the two cracked windows, one flat tire and a bunch of scratches. So if you were wondering who did that, it was me. Were you inside? If you were, that was pretty cool, huh? You’re welcome.

That insane lunatic, it was him! Batsy huffs, annoyed. He had his suspicions.

- We have Commissar Gordon. I really wanted to kill him but Y/N likes him for some reason. Hold on…We had Commissar Gordon, my Kitten set him free like…5 minutes ago, she just told me. My God, do you ever have problems with your woman?! My Queen does what she pleases and she gets on my nerves sometimes. Any advice? Don’t read that, I don’t need advice from you.

- Can you be more careful when you chase us? Two nights ago we had a date and you almost ruined it. I had to take a sharp turn on 84th and Glisson St., she clenched to my arm so hard she broke a nail. A NAIL! My Doll hates breaking nails! I had to hear about it since. Can you be more considerate?! Pay attention to what you’re doing, man! If this happens again I will send my Pumpkin to you and see how you like to hear about it 24/7. Yes, this is a threat.

I don’t think you want to deal with her, she’s a tough little cookie. OMG, I love cookies and we just run out of the dark chocolate chip ones. If we meet for that drink so you can see the baby, can you bring me some? All my henchmen are away with business -see? I keep you busy, you’re welcome – and I am too important to go get that myself. And I can’t send my Princess; if she breaks another nail I’m screwed.

What the hell is he ranting about?! Bruce squints his eyes because he already forgot what the paragraph was about. He reads the last part again and sighs: Definitely needs some strong medications…

- Y/N wants to have at least 3 more kids.  AT LEAST THREE!!! Aren’t you happy there will be more like me around? I think it’s awesome - you’re welcome. I am tired from being a dad but I manage, I’m not The Joker for nothing.

- Oh, this is my request: next time I end up in Arkham I want to be in a glass cell. Why the hell did they put me behind brick walls last time?! How is everyone supposed to enjoy my handsomeness and breathtaking personality if they don’t see or hear me?! I bet the ladies were upset. Don’t tell my Queen though; she gets really jealous when other girls look my way. But how could I help it? I am just God’s gift to humanity – you’re welcome again by the way.

- I have to cut it short now, the baby’s crying and I am on dad duty at the penthouse because Y/N is breaking into Gotham Bank to steal some diamonds she wants badly. By the time you read this it should all be done with. Let me know when you wanna see my kid.

Another memorable note, Batsy concludes, folding the paper and placing it inside his belt. But I kind of want to see the baby…

Also read- MASTERLIST:

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I don’t think I’ve ever done this but I was bored and in a great mood so here we go!!! 

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So the Lapidot Anniversary week finally began 8D !! I’m so glaaaad.

I’m sorry in advance  this post will be really long

Probably no one knows this, but I’ve been in this fandom for about 2 years, despite the fact I started watching last december -or last october if I count the firsts episodes before stopping-.

Before watching, I was just looking at fanart in my FB feed, and saw a lot of Lapidot fnarts. I was like “Oh damn they’re cute !!” and was randomly saving pictures. I was sometimes reading comments, looking at memes…To a point where I was like “But, wait. They’re together right ?”. I seriously thought they were a couple before watching.

When I was  finally watching, after Peridot’s arc I wanted her to live with everyone and was sad she decided to stay in the barn because it meant we would see her less often.

But then there was this beautiful episode called Barn Mates .

I was like “Oh wait so Lapis is gonna live here too ?! YES OMG YEEES”

Even if we wouldn’t be able to see them often, well they’d still be living together so that’s cool ?!

But then I saw how Lapis was in this episode and…kinda fet sad for Peri ? I could understant Lapis but well

I spent the episode internally yelling “PLEASE LAPIS LOOK HOW SHE’S TRYING DON’T YOU SEE SHE LIKES YOU” and kinda almost cried and melted when Peridot left because she wanted so bad to make her happy she gave up her own home (that, remember, she found first)

Then Lapis saved her and my heart almost exploded.

You see, even if it started kinda bad, well, look at how it is now. This is one of the most precious ships I’ve even been interested too.

And tbh this is not the only one that started like this, actually some ships I like/used to like sometimes started even worse and still became canon…

I could make you a list of ships I love and are a little like Lapidot and they’re all canon come on make the list complete lmao

…Now. Let me explain” what the actual fuck is going on with this drawing ?”

For the first day, I didn’t really want to do some ship material, I have the whole week for this, I just wanted to…start slow y’know ? I also didn’t want to do something like a screencap redraw. So I basically made a “what happened when they finally started to live together” or something like an alternate end
This may look a little off topic BUT there’s a stupid rommate story story behind this - beside the pun on the title-

For some reason one day, I don’t remember why, I thought “I’m sure Peri would play as Megaman in Smash Bros. Lapis could be Zelda and-” something then came into my mind.


One of my best friends -and ex-roommate- is a huge fan of Smash Bros (actually he’s just a Nintendo fanboy, say hi dude :3), and we spent a lot of time playing this game. A while ago my main was Zelda and one of his most used characters was Megaman.And there was 2 things that this little bastard loves to do as Megaman : either discreetly putting a bomb on me and then saying “Hey, hey, guess what ?! BOOM 8D” while I’m on fire or constantly throwing lemons because why not.

Aaaand when this memory came back just after this I felt the need to draw this

Also what makes this even funnier, is that ou respectives colors are the same :v I love blue to a point where most of my stuff is blue and, well, same for him but green.

-And yes now Peri and Lapis own a wii U fite me-


(oh yes and i forgot - boop @lapidot-anniversary-week )

chapter 17.

Rich || Jaebum

Originally posted by mixedangel

Reader (you) x Jaebum

Word Count: 2605 (long chapter ye boiii, read well my loves)

Warnings: none :)

note: and we’re back! this chapter tho omg. i tried to make it not as boring as it already is… so i’m sorry ahah (i think it’s boring tbh) i’m posting consistently for the next few days because I don’t want to write while studying for exams. also… guess who’s sick? -admin 


two years later


 

“Thank you for the fantastic show, Miss. (Y/N). Your collaboration with Chanel was absolutely phenomenon. Bringing back the more chic, simple and sexy styles was a great idea. Keep up the good work and hope all goes well in opening your store in Korea.” The host of the New York fashion show praised me. I smiled at him, giving him my thanks before wandering around the building full of models.

Ever since I’ve moved to Paris, my life has changed completely. Not only did I work under famous companies but my work was recognized by many designers. As time went by, people have finally encouraged me to open my new line of my own clothing designs and it managed to be very successful. When I first opened my store in France, I didn’t know my clothing line would become very popular. Even Chanel wanted to collaborate with me and I worked with them, creating a new line of clothes. Soon, a high demand of my line of clothes was wanted in the USA and the UK. I made a plan to open my stores in cities like, London, New York, Los Angeles, and Toronto where line of fashion was most popular. After opening a few stores in those places, my team and I planned to open a store in Korea which was where I left my past two years ago.

“(Y/N)!” My assistant, Rose, called from behind me. I turned around to see the strawberry blonde girl, whom was also my best friend, running towards me with a worried look on her face.

“What’s the matter?” I asked her as I scanned her face for answers.

“You’re late.” She breathed out, trying to catch her breath from the running she just did.

“For what?” I asked, furrowing my eyebrows.

“Your flight!” Rose exclaimed, waving her arms around. “The flight to Korea! You’re suppose to be at the airport right now.”

I cursed under my breath as I grabbed Rose’s hand and dragged her along with me, “Get a car for me and I’ll run and grab my bag. Meet me in the basement parking lot, I’ll try to be there as soon as possible.”

“I really hope we can make this flight.” Rose sighed, tucking a piece of hair behind her ear.

“If we don’t make the flight, we could always take the next one. At least we have each other.” I noted, smiling at her as reassurance.

“You’re right. The two troublemakers stuck together. ” Rose laughed as she smiled back. “Stop talking to me and quickly run to get your purse. We’re late.”

“Whatever you say, boss.” I joked as I turned my back and ran to find my stuff. The amount of people in the room made it hard for me to find my purse. With people congratulating me on the successful show, it was hard to maintain on task. But finally finding my purse tucked away in the corner, I grabbed it before pushing and running my way through people. I met up with Rose in the parking lot as we made our way down to the airport. We both sat in silence, on our phones, as our driver quickly tried to get us to the airport.

“Do you have any friends in Korea?” Rose asked, looking up from her phone and breaking the silence in the air.

“Well…” I started to say, trying to form a sentence in my head. To be honest, I didn’t have any friends in Korea. I lived a lonely life back in Korea until Jinyoung came into my life. I fell in love with him until Jaebum came into my life. The two men tugged my heart and messed with my feelings until Jinyoung decided to marry a girl whom his family set him up with. Then, I figured out that Jinyoung knew about the debt my father and hid it away from me. Finally breaking it off with him, I fell in love with Jaebum. And he was the one that made me feel empty for a year when I lived in Paris. But I forgot about him, since I was busy with my own work, until now.

“You lived in Korea for a little while. Or at least that’s what you told me.” Rose said, interrupting my thoughts.

“I did live in Korea for a few years. But the people I knew probably have forgotten me because I have forgotten about them too.” I sighed as I looked outside the window, observing the beautiful city of New York.

“(Y/N),” Rose chuckled, “Can you please stop being so dramatic?”

“What can I say?” I said, turning my head to look at her. “It’s probably true. I haven’t been back in Korea for more than two years and I haven’t contacted with the people who talked to me.”

“That’s so sad.” Rose pouted. “I bet they were really nice people.”

“Yeah,” I huffed out, “They were great people…”



Finally, we landed in Korea where it was bright and sunny. Getting off the plane, Rose and I went straight to the bathroom to fix our outfits and looks before heading out the airport. As a fashion designer, we always have to look our best no matter where we’re going. But lacking from sleep, I put on a pair of sunglasses to cover my eyes and headed out.

“Looks like you have fans here.” Rose noted as we stepped outside the terminal. Looking around, I see a few people with their phones out following me and Rose out to the parking lot.

“I didn’t think I was that popular.” I started, waving at the people with their phones out.

“Well you’re a fashion trender, I think people who admire your work are your fans.” Rose chuckled, grabbing my arm and pulling me out the door. We spotted a man holding up a sign with my name on it as Rose dragged me towards him.

“Miss. (Y/N). Welcome to Korea. I’ll be your personal driver for your stay so please feel free to call me whenever you need me. I’ll take your bags as you ladies can hop onto the van.” He said before grabbing our suitcases. Giving him a nice warm smile, Rose and I hopped into the car while Rose’s phone rang out loud.

“Hello?” She picked up, closing the car door behind her. I took off my glasses and gave her a concerning look as she talked on the phone. Although it was unclear who was on the phone with Rose, all I knew that it had to be important.

“Who was that?” I asked after Rose hung up her phone.

“You have a client.” Rose replied back, not really answering my question.

“What? I justed landed in Korea and I already have someone who wants to get fitted?” I furrowed my eyebrows.

“Well Declan just called and he said that someone demanded to get fitted by you and wants you to create a personalized dress.” Rose explained to me. “Apparently, you’ll be getting very good money since this is the wife of a famous company in Korea.”

“When are we meeting her?” I questioned Rose, slightly yawning from the lack of sleep.

“Now, she demanded to see you after we landed.” Rose stated. “I’ll tell the driver to take us there immediately.”

I leaned back on the chair and closed my eyes. Who would want to see me after I just landed? Rose mentioned I would get paid well meaning this lady is married to a rich man. Also, she is very high demanding since she requested to see me immediately. Do people realize that I needed rest? I just finished a show in New York and flew down to Korea to open a store, not to see people who set me back on my work. Yes, I do fittings for people but not when my schedule was full. Today, I planned to meet with people who helped build my store. But apparently not.

“We’re here, miss.” The driver said. “I’ll bring your stuff to the hotel while you work.”

“Thank you sir.” Rose politely smiled. “I’ll give you call when we’re done.”

Rose and I exited the car and entered a modern building. Although it isn’t the suitable place for a fitting, it’ll still had what I need to do my job. I followed a lady, who greeted me at the front desk, as she led us into a big room where my client sat on a white couch. Looking around the room, I noticed that it looked more like a fancy living room than a place where companies held meetings in.

“She’s here Ms. Im.” The man standing by the door said.

It was like my whole body froze as I watched my client stand up from the couch. Watching her every move, my heart pounded and my hands started to get sweaty from the amount of nervousness building up from inside. My client turned around and revealed a strikingly familiar face. At this moment, I never thought that I would meet Jaebum’s mother in a different circumstance.

“(Y/N), my dear! What a surprise!” Jaebum’s mother beamed at me, as she recognized my face as well.

“Ms. Im! What a surprise indeed. You still look the same since I’ve last seen you. Beautiful and healthy.” I brightly smiled at her as she came over to give me a big hug.

“Look at you.” She cooed while grabbing the side of my face. “A beautiful sunshine. I can see why my Jaebum fell in love with you in the first place.”

I completely froze up when I heard the name Jaebum. When Jaebum took me to that Christmas party, we were never an official thing. But he still introduced me to his parents as his girlfriend. Thinking back then, I wondered if he ever did love me. After all we’ve been through, I remembered that time in the shower where he comforted me about Jinyoung. He told he had found a girl but she was too oblivious to notice him. Was that person me?

“Let’s not waste time, Ms. Im.” I said, changing the topic “We have a lot of work to do and I want you to look your best. Let’s get started.”

“I’ve always thought you were a sweet girl, (Y/N). I’m so happy that we met today.” Jaebum’s mother happily said as I led her to the middle of the room.

“Thank you.” I politely said, not really knowing how to reply to that statement. “Just wait here, I’ll go get my supplies.”

Smiling at Ms. Im again, I quickly ran to the corner of the room to meet with Rose, who gave me a dirty look. The room didn’t have very many people in it, so it wasn’t loud which meant Rose heard my conversation with Ms. Im.

“You know her?” Rose hissed at me with her arms crossed.

“It’s a really long story.” I huffed out, trying to calm myself down. I’m pretty sure Ms. Im will tell Jaebum that she met with me today. But what was I going to do? And why was I feeling so anxious over a small meeting? I couldn’t help but think about Jaebum’s reaction. It’s been so long since I’ve seen him and I certainly can’t face him now.

“Wait is this the guy yo-” Rose noted as she started to piece together the information.

“Yes, it is. And I’m slightly regretting my decision to come back to Korea because situation like this can happen.” I hissed at her, slowly starting to freak out.

“Okay, calm down. You’re not going to meet him. It’s just his mom.” Rose stated, grabbing my shoulders and shaking me slightly.

“But she’s going to tell him!” I cried, trying to keep my voice down. “Can you imagine if he figures out that I’m here. After two years… two years, Rose! Can you imagine what he thinks of me?”

Rose looked at me worriedly and grabbed both of my hands, “It’s going to be okay, (Y/N). Nothing will happen. I prom-”

“God, do you know how frustrating people are mom? They get the order wrong for our food and I ended up staying at the restaurant for more than an hour just to receive the right order. Are they deaf? Can they not take orders through the phone?” Someone angrily barged into the room, interrupting Rose.

Rose and I turned around to face the man himself walk in with two bags of food in each hand. The famous all black look with his hair swept up, revealing his forehead, and the leather jacket he always wore sending off the bad boy vibes. His handsome features were striking, making me wonder if he changed his look ever since I left. But god, he was so good looking. He looked even better than when I last left him standing at the airport. And it made my heart race.

“Holy shit, is that him?” Rose softly cursed under her breath. Jaebum hasn’t noticed us yet, since we were tucked away in the corner crowded by a whole bunch of people that worked for me.

“Oh my god,” I finally breathed out, feeling very nervous to the the point where my hands were shaking, “Rose, I can’t do this. Holy shit, I can’t breath. I need air.”

“Shh,” Rose whispered in my ear, “You stay shielded behind these people and I’ll take care of this.”

I watched as Rose made her way through people and went over to greet Jaebum and his mother. I was silently praying in my head that Rose wouldn’t mess this up. My hands were getting sweaty and my head started to spin. Looking from afar, I noticed as Jaebum was into the conversation Rose had started.

“Here you go, miss.” Someone from behind tapped my shoulder. “Your supplies.”

“Ah, thank you.” I breathed out, trying to remain calm.

“Please, miss. Could you do the fitting? Ms. Im and her son have a meeting to attend soon.” Someone else stated, as they tried to get me to move out of the corner.

“Yes, just give me a second.” I franticly said, grabbing my supplies. I ran my finger through my hair, fixing my frantic look and prepared myself to look professional in front of Jaebum. This can’t be happening. Not now.

“You have an hour, Ms. Im. If the fitting does not finish today, we can schedule another time. Miss. (Y/N), please work as efficiently as you can.” The man said out loud as people created a path for me to walk through.

It was time stopped. Slowly turning around, I could see Jaebum’s face fall into recognition as his eyes landed on my face. His smile suddenly turned serious look as his eyes scanned my face. At this moment, I froze in place, staring at Jaebum’s face. My heart was beating so fast to the point where I felt like I was going to faint. It’s been so long since I’ve seen his handsome face. And my fear for the past twenty four hours was his reaction when he saw me.

It was a quick movement of his lips. And I swear I saw him say something under his breath. He knew I could read him well since we’ve spent so much time together. And the word he mumbled out of his mouth ran through my mind. His exact tone in his voice rang through my mind even though it was barely audible.

“(Y/N)…”

I Guess They Know

Anon: “Could I have a Mikey Way imagine please?”

A/N: Sorry this toook so long! I know, I suck. Anyways, this is what I came up with, lol

(Y/N)’S POV 

You sit at your desk, rapidly typing away at your computer at 11:45 pm. You’ve been on your computer for so long that your eyes were basically beginning to burn. This was nothing new for you considering you’re a pretty successful youtuber. You make about $2 Million a year with 7M subscribers making you basically internet famous. You spend a lot of time where you are right now, editing your videos in the office you share with your boyfriend Mikey. The thing is, nobody knows that you two are dating. You’ve been together for 2 years, live in the same house, you even have 2 dogs. But since you began to get famous, you both just decided to keep your relationship secret. If it eventually got out, you wouldn’t mind that much, but what’s the rush?

You’re just finishing editing your vlog from yesterday to post today even though it’s getting pretty late. Someone opens the door, letting light flood into the room. It makes you squint since the only other light source is the light from your computer screen. Mikey comes up behind you and drapes his arms over your shoulders.

“When are you coming to bed?” He whines tiredly. You chuckle but continue clicking away. You stop and spin your chair around to face him.

“A few minutes. I promise.” You give him puppy dog eyes.

“You said that an hour ago.” He smirks and you turn back around.

“I know, I know, I’m sorry. Final Cut crashed and erased a whole hour’s worth of work. I promise this time.” He nods and rubs his eyes before leaving you to finish your work. Once you finally upload the video to YouTube, you yawn and shut your laptop before going to join Mikey in bed.



The next morning, you wake up and roll over to be face to face with Mikey.

“Good morning, beautiful.” He smiles and cups you face in his hand, gently rubbing his thumb across your cheekbone.

“Morning.” You whisper, smiling back. You roll onto your back and stretch as you begin to really wake up.

“What time is it?” You ask through a yawn.

“About 12.” You nod and reach over to your nightstand to check your phone. Per usual, you have a ton of notifications from every social media account you have. You lock your phone and sit up, thinking about what you’re plans are for today.

“What do you have to do today?” You ask him and he shrugs.

“Nothing really. I figured I’d go spend all those gift cards I got for my birthday. Wanna come?” You sigh and rub your face.

“I do. But I can’t, I gotta film today. Sorry babe.” You give him a sad smile and wraps his arms around you, kissing your head.

“It’s fine. I’ll ask Gee. I think he wanted to go anyways even though one of those gift cards is from him.” You both laugh. 

Eventually, you drag yourself out of bed and get dressed so you could actually be productive. Since you probably weren’t going to leave the house, you vlogged your morning routine since it’s the most interesting thing that’s probably going to happen today. You carried around your little camera as you made breakfast, let the dogs out, did your hair, and talked about your plans for the day. Before you could even get started filming for main channel video which is a Q & A, Mikey was already back and he was excited.

“Babe, guess what I got!” You finish setting up your camera in front of the couch and look over at him as he sets his stuff down on the floor except for one box.

“What?” You ask curiously. He opens the small box and pulls out a mug. You just chuckled at his excitement over something so simple. He hands it to you so you can see it.

“This is actually pretty cool.” You smile and he nods in agreement as you give it back to him.

“Gerard gave it to me.” He says as he admires it again. You giggle, he’s just too cute! He sets it down on the table and picks up the rest of his bags and takes them upstairs as you start recording, pulling up questions on your phone. In the middle of filming, he comes back downstairs with his bass in one hand and his phone in the other, staring down at it and barely paying attention to where he’s walking.

“What are you doing?” You ask, scrunching your eyebrows together in confusion. He still doesn’t look up from his phone as he walks over to the table, resting his guitar against the wall.

“I’m going in the basement to work on a thing…. but I forgot to post about my mug on Instagram.” You playfully roll your eyes as he takes a picture and then sits in the kitchen.

“Are you still going downstairs or can I keep filming?” You ask. He finally looks up from his phone, suddenly aware of his surroundings.

“Oh, you can keep going. I got distracted.” You nod as he looks back down, rapidly typing on his phone but not making a sound so you could finish. You answer questions for about another hour, stopping once to ask Mikey how to pronounce a word which you both failed at and ended up asking Siri. Once you’re done, stand up, stretching since you’ve been sitting for so long. You leave the camera set up because you’re too lazy to take it down at the moment.

“Babe, can you let the dogs in?” You ask as you grab your laptop off the couch. You only put the dogs outside when you’re filming since they’re very loud and like to bark at everything.

“Yeah, one sec.” He replies as you head upstairs to the office to start editing.

It’s only 6pm so you should be done around 9:30-ish. You edit out all the parts where you stutter, when Mikey came downstairs, and when you re-recorded because you realized you had a piece of hair sticking out all crazy. You add music and sound effects and all the rest until you’re finally finished. Once you upload the video, you feel like you’re done but obviously you’re not. You have to tweet about it, post about it on instagram, and tell everyone on snapchat so you weren’t really done. It all gets tiring sometimes but at the end of the day, you couldn’t be happier. You make money doing something you love, you get to share your life with your amazing boyfriend, and you honestly couldn’t ask for more.

You go check the comments on your vlog from yesterday, giggling at the funny ones and just seeing what people thought. You almost scrolled past one of the second top comments but you caught a glimpse of the words ‘Mikey from mcr’ which made you do a double take.

“MIKEY!” You yell for him and after a few seconds he comes running the room.

“What happened?! What?!” He asks, clearly thinking something was wrong.

“Look at this!” You say, pointing to your screen. He squints at the screen for a second since he isn’t wearing his glasses.

“This one?” He asks in confirmation. You nod before he begins to read the comment out loud.

Did anyone else notice her shirt in the beginning is just like the one Mikey from mcr used to wear? lol” He reads then shrugs a little.

“So? Tons of people could have that shirt.” He says looking at you. You scroll down to the responses to show him what you’re talking about:

It has the holes in it and everything! omg XD’

‘I noticed another shirt that I recognized from mikey in another video but i forgot which one’

‘do they know each other?’

‘they met once at a show’

‘what if they’re friends?!?!’

We both start laughing at how much thought was put into this.

“That’s hilarious.” He comments raising his eyebrows.

“What if they figure it out?” You ask hypothetically, knowing that is nearly impossible. He responds with another shrug.

“Then whatever. It doesn’t really matter anymore, to be honest.” You nod in agreement. 

“We should go get ice cream.” He says, changing the topic and you stretch, finally done for the day. 

“It’s 9 o’clock but we really should. Let’s go.”

~~~~~~~2 DAYS LATER~~~~~~~

You’re sitting on the couch next to Mikey, checking emails and stuff as he watched some action movie. Suddenly, you receive a text from a friend of yours who’s also a pretty popular Youtuber. It’s a link to a video so you click it, wondering what it is. You guys were always sharing cool videos wth each other. Once the video finally loads, your eyes pop out of your head.

‘Proof that Mikey Way and (Y/N) (Y/L/N) are secretly dating!!!’

You lightly slap Mikey’s arm a couple times as the video begins.

“Yeah?” He asks looking over at you. You hold the phone up so he could see as you begin to watch in complete shock. The person, who was basically a gossip/drama account on youtube, had taken all the evidence that your fans had gathered and created a whole explanation.

Apparently, aside from the shirt incident (which there was a side by side for), people had noticed Mikey’s guitar in the background of your Q & A video as well as the mug on the table, which he had posted a picture of on Instagram that same day (these also came with side by side photos as proof). They even noticed that in some of his old Instagram photos, the comforter on the bed was the same as the one in your vlogs from forever ago.  And if all of that wasn’t crazy enough, they concluded that Mikey was the person behind the camera based on the few words he spoke while trying to help you pronounce the word in a question in your last video.

You were both left speechless as the video ended, staring at the phone screen with open mouths.

“How did they….”

“When did I even….”

“Is that even….”

“What the actual fuck…” Mikey says, being the first one of you two spit out a full sentence. 

You aggressively open up twitter to see if it had spread and it had, of course. There was already a trending hashtag which you clicked on. The most popular tweet with the hashtag was someone sharing the video. The tweet had 12.6k likes and 6.4k retweets. This account is a pretty popular fan account dedicated to you and you’ve definitely seen the username before because this person had so many followers and was constantly tagging you in stuff. You actually follow them and had replied to a couple of their tweets once which might explain why they’re so popular.

You both look at each other, unable to grasp how in such a small amount of time, the idea that the two of you even knew each other had turned into proof of you two dating. You start cracking up at how insane this all is. You both laugh until you have tears in your eyes from how ridiculously weird the internet can be.

“Oh my fucking god, I can’t….” He starts laughing again.

“I can’t believe that just happened!” You couldn’t even speak from laughing so hard, you just nod and wipe your eyes. Once you both calm down and just kind of recap everything that just happened in your mind you clap your hands together in conclusion.

“Well, I guess they know.” You turn to him and smile. He looks at you contently before he kisses your cheek and pulls you into his body, hugging you tightly.

“I guess they do. I can finally share you with the world now.“


PART 2

sexafterquidditch  asked:

Hi hi :) I was wondering if you had made that 8th year drarry one shot Rec? Your recommendations are the best and I love your blog! Hope you're having a good day sorry for the bother 💘

omg I made the rec agesss ago but forgot to post it, thank you for reminding me!!!! one 8th year drarry one shot rec coming up…

  • A Different kind of Wet Dream  Harry did not find the sight of Draco Malfoy pissing in the urinal beside him arousing in the least. He did not. 
  • A Fire in the Snow  Harry spends his days sitting by a fire in a forest clearing
  • A Good Bet   Since returning to Hogwarts Draco has been acting well… NICE. Harry is suspicious, Hermione thinks they should give him a break, and Ron still hates the git. Harry investigates, what is up with the git?
  • A Nothing to Anything  When nothing seems to happen, two students find each other something to do
  • A Year in Review  Harry and Draco sit under a tree and ponder the past school year.
  • Action Figures   Harry discovers that snogging your enemy in unused corridors is one thing, attending costume balls together is something else entirely…
  • Aftertaste  Draco asks for his wand back and gets more than he bargained for. and its sequel Afterglow   Poor Ron
  • Amelioration   Harry’s return to school after Voldemort’s demise was pleasantly peaceful, until the holiday decorating contest.
  • Because its Required   Draco would have been just fine without Potter’s interference, but that doesn’t mean that he isn’t glad for it. 
  • Bound and Determined  When Harry and Draco face off during a meeting of the Duelling Club, Draco finds out a very interesting secret about Harry and decides to use it to his advantage.
  • Bridges   The collected correspondence concerning two ‘8th Year’ Hogwarts School students, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, from September through December, 1998. 
  • Bringing us Home  A day in the life of Hogwarts eight year
  • Burn Burn Closer and closer his palm hovered
  • Buyer Beware   Eighth year has begun and all our favourite people are back at Hogwarts. A “servant auction” is being held to raise money for children orphaned by the war. Harry Potter is up on the block. Who do you think will bid on him?
  • Cheaters Prosper  Draco won the Slytherin-Gryffindor match by cheating. Harry has a problem with that.
  • Eavesdropping  Draco begins disappearing into the Room of Requirement again, and just as before, Harry wants to figure out why.
  • Fly with Me   Draco does not want to go this stupid Halloween party. But the mention of Harry’s outfit may change his mind…
  • Game Night Pansy suggests game night to foster inter-house unity, and boy does it ever.
  • High Tea   Hogwarts has re-opened, and when Pansy Parkinson hands out invitations to a tea party for the promotion of inter-House unity, a certain Ferret makes his way back into Harry’s life with a vengeance. H/D, though begins H/G with MINIMAL het. Rated for later chapters.
  • How to Handle an Enemy   Everyone knows that it’s no fun playing truth or dare with a Slytherin. But add a little Veritaserum, a scheming duo of Slytherin girls and surprising things can be revealed. Particularly about the fine line between love and hate… 
  • I Like my Body when its with You’rs The strange title will be familiar if you’re an e.e. cummings fan, and it will make sense after you read the story. Harry struggles with his exams, and Draco’s there to make him feel better.
  • I’ll Show You Mine   Whose scars are bigger and better? 
  • Kinesthic Learners    A moment during a Quidditch game.
  •  Lessons Returned  Harry returns the favour
  • Speaking lessons  Harry thought he and Malfoy were done with each other after one round of mutual humiliation. He didn’t realise a Malfoy’s desire dies harder than that.
  • Life is Full of Surprises When Draco goes back to a restored Hogwarts to complete his unfinished education, he gets more than he’d bargained for. 
  • Love Honour and Obey - Not in that Order  Harry notices something not quite right about Draco, and, true to form, doesn’t relent until he figures it out. Of course, Draco doesn’t appreciate being ‘figured out’ and makes things very difficult. 
  • Marginal Notes   When you’re 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. 
  • Obsession  Harry worries that there’s something very, very wrong with him because he just can’t stop staring at Draco Malfoy’s arse. 
  • Say Anything When Draco loses his reserve and starts speaking his
    mind, Harry realises something is very wrong.  
  • Seeking   Back at Hogwarts after the war, nothing feels quite right and all anyone really wants is for things to go back to ‘normal’. When a suspicious package arrives in the morning post, however, it quickly becomes clear that normal is the last thing this year should be.
  • The Best Laid Plans  Pansy Parkinson’s got a plan. It doesn’t work out quite like she expected.
  • The Charm Conundrum   Harry misplaces an interesting “self-help” manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. 
I fucked up, I know that - Part 3

omy god. first ever proper imagine i have ever posted online that is in english. man, i feel weird. i don’t know what to expect from you guys. i don’t know if you’ll like it, love it or hate it? this blog started out as a message imagine blog thing and now i’m posting a written one bc most of you asked for it like this. omg i’m so nervous lol. tell me all your thoughts about it and also if you want more of these or if is should just stick to the messages. ☺ did i already say that i’m nervous af? bc i totally am omg lmao. btw if you’re not sure how this has formed, i advise you to check out PART I and PART II then come back to this and read it all as this is PART III but i’m sure you could figure it out by its title lmao omg i’m rambling. okay i’ll stop. tell me your thoughts pls pls pls pls omg

Length: 5,299 words and 8 pages

I couldn’t believe what was going on. At one point I thought I actually did something wrong. I mean, I did kind of have a go at Harry for always being in Los Angeles and such, but I knew I had every single right in the whole entire world to do so.

I missed my boyfriend more than anything and the fact that he basically gave absolutely no shits about me or my feelings honestly broke my heart a little tiny bit. Yes, he spent my birthday with me in July and like two more days after it. But then he left. As if those few days didn’t mean anything to him at all. He came home after almost three months to celebrate with me then he left soon enough again. It was now September and I actually felt like we weren’t together anymore. I mean it wasn’t even like we were in a long distance relationship. We never called each other, we never facetimed each other. Nothing. Yes, he asked me like twice to go and visit him in America but I had a job where I had to go and work at. I couldn’t just pack up and leave. I need to tell my manager like three weeks in advance that I’d like x amount of time off from work for whatever reason. I know her well enough to be sure that she wouldn’t let me leave in a blink of an eye just because my boyfriend wants me to travel to a different continent to visit him. I couldn’t and to be fair wouldn’t ever use that excuse that my boyfriend is Harry Styles. That wouldn’t be me. I never actually told anyone who I was with unless they asked because they kind of realised me and stuff. But other than that, I never in my life have ever used Harry’s name or fame to get me somewhere in life. I didn’t even really care to be honest. I was proud of him, of course I was. He has achieved so much with the other boys so there was no reason not to be proud.

A big sigh left my mouth as I put my phone down after having that amazing conversation with Harry. I couldn’t believe that after almost a whole week we finally spoke – well, more like argued. But still. We interacted. And we might have broken up too. Also, he never denied the fact when I said that he never loved me and that it was all a lie. To be brutally honest, that did hit me hard in the heart only because he always used to tell me he loved me more than anything, any chance he got. But I guess things and people change which brings along a change in feelings too.

My phone suddenly started to ring, but I knew better than to expect it to be Harry. But when I saw the caller ID, which was set up as “Anne Twist” I didn’t quite know what to assume was going to go down.

“Y/N, hello,” she greeted me cheerfully which was a big ass relief for me. I didn’t want her to be upset with me because over the years I’ve learnt to love her so much; it was like she was my second mother. “How have you been? It feels like I haven’t seen you or my son in absolute ages!”

“Anne, hi,” I said it back just as happily as she was talking to me. She lifted my mood up instantly, which I was really pleased about. I didn’t want to tell her straight away that Harry and I might have broken up minutes ago. At least not right then and there. I had much more respect towards her than to tell her through a phone call about what happened. I knew for a fact that she’d be kind of devastated and also, I wasn’t entirely sure if we really did break up or not. “I know right, it does feel like ages since we last met up! Gem was talking about you the other day and how much charity work you’ve done these past few months!”

“Oh, yes. I need to keep myself busy these days,” she said laughing and I joined her. She was such a positive person it made me want to be like her. The relationship with my mother and I haven’t been the best recently, which is actually why I have been so fond of Anne. She treated me like her own even though I dated her son. “So, tell me. How’s your job going? Would you like to come down to Cheshire someday? Maybe you could bring my son as well! I feel like he forgot where he came from.”

“I’ve been doing good, getting lost in all my work. But I like it, so I’m not complaining,” was all I said about the work bit, because I never really liked talking about my job. Yes, I liked it but I never felt like it was something I should discuss with others. I guess it is just personal preference. “Yes, I’d absolutely love to visit you sometime! To be honest, I do miss Cheshire quite a bit I haven’t been there since last year! Oh cranky, that is bad, isn’t it?” I asked Anne laughing quietly. Seconds later she joined on and that eased my mood, once again. The last time I went to Cheshire was with Harry, so if I were to go again I think I would be taking that trip on my own. And I just knew that it’d be much more different, not only for me but for Anne as well. She kind of always wanted me to marry her son but I never really got a reason as to why.

“It does sound a bit bad, you’re right about that, dear. But you are always welcome here, you know that. Or at least I’d like to think so.”

“Of course! You made sure I know that which I’m really thankful for. Honestly, sometimes I feel like you’re my best friend and I know that sounds weird but…”

“Oh, no, Y/N!” she laughed and I smiled hearing her reaction. I didn’t plan on making myself look or sound like a freak even though I knew she would never say that to me or anyone else about me. “I in fact am really pleased to hear that you think so… highly of me, I should say. No one ever, well, apart from my children and friends said that to me. It means a lot, actually. So, thank you.”

“Anne, you’re going to make me cry,” I said chuckling as I closed my eyes for a few seconds, trying to get myself together properly again. “Listen, I’m free this weekend, so I might as well go down and visit you and Robin, right?”

“That is a good idea, honey. What do you mean by weekend, though?”

“From Friday to Sunday. There are some changes that my manager needs to work out so all of the staff is basically off. I wouldn’t have anything else to do anyways so that’d really be my only chance.”

“That’s fine. Yeah, erm, I’m free as always. Robin as well, even though I think he might have a shift on Friday night.”

“We can have a girls night then,” I suggested laughing. “Is Gemma coming down anytime to see you?”

“She’s a busy woman, I’m not too sure.”

“Well, I’ll ask her before I head down and text or WhatsApp you the details, yeah?”

“Sure, that’s a good idea,” she agreed. “Well, then I’ll let you go and do your stuff. I just called to see how you’re doing.”

“That’s really kind of you, Anne.” I said. “Have a lovely rest of your day and talk to you soon.”

“You too, my dear. Bye-bye.”

**

All I could hear was birds chirping when I woke up from my deep slumber. I didn’t even realise what time it was I just rolled onto my other side and let out an exhausted sigh. I had worked my ass off at work yesterday, I felt like I was treated like a dog honestly. I had to run up and down the building to get literally every single person a coffee or a sandwich just because they are working in a higher sector than me. I was hoping that my boss wouldn’t let that happen, but she was a total stress head with all the people in the room and her presentation that she’s been working on since forever. I was really flipping glad that I had a long weekend, which instantly reminded me of the fact that I’m driving down to Holmes Chapel today to meet Anne and Robin. Gemma said she’ll tag along but she’ll only get to Cheshire around seven pm. So, until then, I’m guessing I’ll be left alone with the parents. Which, by the way, I don’t have a problem with.

After getting myself together properly, I locked my apartment up, took the lift down to the underground garage and with the keys in my hand I pressed down on the circle shaped button to open my car up. I have always wanted an Audi so when I got my first ever payment now three years ago, my baby was the first thing I invested it in. It was a black A1 and it was love at first sight.

The journey from London to Holmes Chapel was around three hours since the traffic was terrible. There was an accident on the road and I was on the verge of crying when we couldn’t move more than twenty meters in half an hour. I was never a patient person and I knew that I should have worked on that but come on… effort. But then finally, when I made it to the house that I’ve learnt to like quite a lot I kind of wanted to turn back and go home in an instant. I was honestly not in the mood to talk to Harry and you may wonder why I’m saying this. Well, the reason for this is that his big ass Range Rover was parked in front of the house where he grew up and I was meant to be going and staying for the weekend. Anne didn’t mention this to me and I just knew that she was aware of the situation between me and her son. Why else would she keep Harry visiting a secret? This again, made me realise that the boy who was once my lovely boyfriend really didn’t want to do anything with me. Like, he came back from Los Angeles to visit his family which is okay. Fair enough. He misses them, I get it. But he didn’t tell me? I mean I know that we didn’t have the nicest conversation the other day but… ugh, doesn’t matter. We’ll just have another argument in a minute so I better get over it. Knowing this “new Harry” he’ll find a problem in me coming here rather than me going to America.

I knocked on the front door once I got out of my car but I didn’t bother bringing my bag with me. With Harry here the chances of me staying for the weekend is really damn low.

“Y/N! Hello,” Robin greeted me in a happy mood, his arms wrapping around me in a tight hug. He kind of reminded me of my dad which wasn’t a surprise since Anne was like a mum to me. “How was your journey here? How come it took so long? Anne said you’d be here around 1 pm.”

“Sorry, the traffic was horrid,” I said chuckling lightly as I left out the fact that I slept in until 10:30 am. “I was tempted to take the other route but I much prefer driving on the motorway.”

“Yeah, that’s understandable,” he said nodding his head in agreement. “Oh, gosh, come in, please. I don’t know why we’re standing here still.”

My teeth sunk into my lower lip when I took a deep breath and kicked my shoes off my feet. I was so close to entering the living room and I just didn’t want to. However, I knew that I didn’t have any other choice. Not only was Anne expecting to finally see me but I would’ve been really rude to just turn around and leave. Plus, just because Harry was there it didn’t mean that I had to talk to him.

But then my breath quickened and so did the beat of my heart. It was like as if it wanted to break through my chest and I felt my hands shake and sweat a bit. I haven’t seen him in absolute ages so compared to the last time, he has changed loads. Like from the outside. And most definitely from the inside too because I’ve had the chance to experience his new, I-don’t-care-what-you-think aura. So back to his physical look, I could totally understand why everyone drooled over him. I always could and did. It actually made me quite proud because hey, I could call him my own even though I wasn’t really fond of this “you’re mine and no one else’s” bullshit. As always, he was wearing black jeans which fitted his legs, especially his thighs perfectly. I had a thing for his thighs but we were together for a long enough time for me to realise that his whole entire fan base thought the same. With them black skinny jeans that he never seemed to put down he wore a blue shirt, it was most probably Saint Laurent, with Mickey and Minnie mouse on it. His hair was short which I have noticed through the pictures on twitter and when he came to visit me on my birthday. He smelled insanely good, I could actually sense his aftershave from where I was standing and it wasn’t helping my case. At all.

“Finally, Y/N,” Anne made me jump back to reality from all my thoughts of Harry. I was glad she was the one to break the silence in the room because knowing myself I would’ve said something stupid. And it probably would’ve been directed towards Harry. “I thought you won’t come at all.”

“Oh, no,” I said, smiling. “I wouldn’t just ditch on you like that. It was just a long journey because of the traffic. I just said to Rob that I was thinking about taking another route but you know how I am.”

“It’s fine, dear. I’m glad you are here,” she said then looked at Harry. He was just standing there, quietly watching me and his mother talking. It was awkward, like really awkward. I wished he wasn’t there so I wouldn’t have to keep looking away from him but I wasn’t so lucky. Of course he had to be here for whatever reason. “So, now that you and Harry are both arrived, me and Robin will just go to town and let you two have a little chat. If I’m right, and I know for a fact that I am, you lovebirds need to have a proper conversation.”

“There’s really no need, Anne,” I said right after she had finished talking. I didn’t want to be left alone with Harry. “I came to visit you and not him. Quite frankly, I didn’t even know he was going to be here and I don’t want to sound disrespectful or bitchy or anything like that, but if I knew he was gonna be here I wouldn’t have come down.”

“Now, my love, that is exactly why Robin and I will leave you two to talk things through!” she said confidently. “Please, be careful and don’t make a mess. Thank you. We will be back when we feel like you’ve had enough time just to make sure that you didn’t kill each other.”

And with that, they left. I didn’t actually realise that they were all ready to leave the house when I stepped in and greeted Rob then Anne. I mean I knew Rob had a shift tonight since Anne told me but other than that I thought it’s gonna be me, Anne and Gemma. I was kind of frustrated because I didn’t want to see Harry, I wasn’t up for another argument and I really hoped that he wasn’t either. I knew that if he’ll open his mouth to say shit I’m gonna slap him across his beautiful face, but then again, I wasn’t one to hurt him so I also knew that I would never do that. I wouldn’t want him slapping me so it was only fair if I kept my anger on the down low too.

“So, how have you been?” he asked quietly, taking a seat on one of the armchairs. I had to control myself not to react to his question in a way that would tick him off. Nowadays it was the easiest and the only way for him to react to whatever I said or did.

“Fantastic,” I said sarcastically. “I’ve been fantastic. How have you been?”

“Good, but… erm, could’ve been better.”

“How come?” I asked, arching a brow. Obviously, I knew where he was going with this but we had to keep up a conversation and I wasn’t going to ruin it.

“I just… since that last text message between us. I don’t know. I miss you,” he said, getting quieter with each word that left his mouth. I was a bit surprised, I thought he was gonna cause another fight between us. “I know I said some things which I shouldn’t have but I am well aware of the fact that I was wrong. So damn wrong, Y/N!”

“Glad you realised,” I muttered. He shot his head up, looking straight into my eyes. He looked lost but cuddly at the same time so I wanted to wrap my arms around him and just lay on the couch with him. But then I snapped out of my thoughts and went against it. I had to. We weren’t in a position where I could be day dreaming about shit like this. We had to sort it or end it first. “So then what now?”

“What do you mean what now?” he asked back, confusion spreading on his handsome face that I just wanted to kiss. It’s been way too long since I had the chance to and to think about his friends being able to do it when I wasn’t just made me feel pure shit. “I came home because I want to fix things. I realised that I’ve made a mistake and I kind of already lost you. I don’t want to lose you completely so while I have the chance to make things better, I will.”

“You came home because you wanted to or because your mum found out and she ordered you home? There is a big difference and I don’t know which the truth is. Yeah, you made a mistake and to be fair you already lost me but I’m too stupid to let you go so I guess you still have a chance to make it up to me. I don’t know if it’ll work for sure but you can do it.”

“You’re not sure it’s going to work?” he whispered back but I could still hear his voice crack for a minute. I didn’t like that sound. And not just when it happened to him, but when it happened to other people as well. It made me weak so I would give into people and also draw tears in my eyes for no reason and I just didn’t like it. “What’s that supposed to mean? You’re not going to take me back?”

“I mean I don’t have to,” I said, shrugging. “You didn’t treat me right for a while now. How am I meant to know if you will now? Are you even going to stay in England if we work things out or go back straight to America? You’ve changed so much Harry and I’m so sad when I about it.”

“I haven’t changed, I swear! I’m still the Harry you know and love and I was just influenced by the people who surrounded me. I knew it was a bad decision to be around them but they persuaded me and after I properly realised I couldn’t just back up and leave.”

“Why?” I asked back, curious to know his answer. “Did they threaten you? Did you get involved with people who use drugs and stuff? Is that why you ‘couldn’t back up and leave’?”

“Y/N, don’t take the piss. Not right now at least,” he said, a sigh leaving his lips as he leaned forward and covered his face with his hands. “I’m trying, okay?”

“Yeah, okay,” I nodded while responding normally. “Now answer my question from before. About the drugs and stuff. Unless you have something you are hiding from me.”

“No, I wasn’t threatened and no, I didn’t get involved with drugs. I would never.” He shook his head after he answered. I didn’t want to feel sorry for him but I just couldn’t help it when I heard his sad voice. He always got me and he probably knew it because he used or maybe still does know me better than some of my close friends. “I’m just so fucking sorry, okay? I love you so much and I know I messed things up lately but I didn’t want to! I was just so angry all the time because of my friends, who actually don’t deserve that title. I don’t think they ever did. I mean, they made me turn against you so now you hate me and don’t want to do anything with me.”

“I never said I don’t want anything to do with you. I don’t hate you either. Hate is a strong word and even if you did something really bad I don’t think I could ever hate you. I love you too much to even consider it.” I told him casually, shrugging my shoulders a little. He looked up at me with red eyes while he sunk his teeth into his lower lip. I wanted to hug him so bad and I just couldn’t control myself when I stood up and went over to him.

I sat on his lap, putting his arms around my waist loosely and wrapping mine around his neck so that his face was against my chest while leaning my head on top of his. I closed my eyes as I hugged him tightly, feeling myself warming up from the inside just by being close to him. I have missed him too much and to finally have him here no matter the circumstances I was actually quite happy. Harry tightening his hands around me shook me out of my thoughts and hearing him quietly mutter “I love you so much” a few times made me forget about all of the crap that has went down between us in a snap of a finger. And it was bad, I knew it. I shouldn’t have allowed him to think it was all okay however I had to be close to him for a bit. If I were to not take him back I need to make sure that I’ll remember what it was like to be with him.

A long few minutes passed by and we were just sitting in silence, holding each other tightly. I wouldn’t have had it any other way to be fair. I mean every other girl or woman would have whipped his boyfriend’s ass if they were to be in our position but I wasn’t every other girl or woman. I was different. And maybe stupid.  But I already knew that so it was nothing new.

“I fucked up I know that.” He started off, slowly pulling away from me. He took one of his hands to wipe his cheeks that were stained with tears and that broke my heart. Every time he cried I died a little. “I also know that I didn’t treat you right, oh gosh, I treated you really-really bad and I’m so sorry, baby. I’m possibly the most awful man in the whole entire universe for behaving the way I did especially when it came to you. I should never ever take you for granted but I did and we basically broke up through a text message which was worse than doing it in real life. I’m so horrible I don’t even know how you can stand being in the same room as me.”

“I know for a fact that you’d be on your knees, begging me not to leave the room, so I don’t even want to try.” I laughed lightly which caused him to crack a tiny smile then roll his eyes. “I’m glad you know you fucked up and I hope you also plan on actually making it up to me somehow. Like I don’t know. Staying home for more than two nights? Yeah, that would be an amazing start, don’t you think?”

“Yes, Y/N, that’s what’s going to happen!” he agreed, his voice confident. That made me smile then I remembered that I need to act like a strong, independent woman. I mean that’s what girls say, right? “I have also been thinking about treating you to something for a while now. I never knew how I could just bring it up, then we fought so there was really no place or time for it.”

“Well, then you can re-plan it or something and then surprise me again.” I said. “But make sure it’s a weekend because you know how my manager is.”

“Why do you call her your manager and then your boss? Isn’t that supposed to be two different people? Like your boss would also be your manager’s boss, right?”

“Don’t know and don’t care to be perfectly honest. She pays me anyways and I don’t think she’s bothered what I call her as long as I work properly for her.”

“Oh, okay.” He smiled then it disappeared from his face and I just knew what’s going to happen. “So, am I okay then? Are we okay?”

“I mean I love you, you love me which means we love each other,” I said, over complicating the whole thing but I couldn’t help it. Also, there was nothing else that came to mind that I had to discuss with him even though I was sure there were loads of things that we haven’t even talked through. “I’m quite okay with you trying to get me back and stuff so it’s up to you now really.”

“I have to win you back?” he asked as a big grin spread across his face. I rolled my eyes so hard I could see my brain. Well, okay, maybe I couldn’t but it made me feel like I was funny even if I was only thinking about it. Man, if only Harry knew who he was putting up with, pft. But then again, he was worse. “Okay, I will win you back.”

“I can’t wait to see that.”

“So, Miss Y/L/N, would you like to have lunch with me?” he asked smiling. “I know just the place we could go to, they have your favourite.”

“Oh yeah?” I asked back, pretending to be shocked as I still sat on his lap. One of his arms was still around my waist while the other one holding my hand, our fingers intertwined. I loved it when he intertwined our fingers, they just seemed to fit perfectly and I don’t know. I also had a thing for his hands so I’m guessing this was the reason I really liked it. “So, then what’s my favourite?”

“Anything that’s edible,” he winked at me cheekily and I just laughed. It was true, I was exactly like his band mate, Niall, the only difference is that the boy was half of me. I didn’t have a fast metabolism, I wish I did and I never really worked out so I didn’t have a flat stomach or thigh gap but I was okay with it. “But you absolutely love brownie with vanilla ice cream as well as cookie dough with vanilla ice cream especially the ones from Pizza Hut.”

“True,” I nodded in agreement. I was a sucker for sweet things and he knew it like he did with everything else. He could easily pass as my best friend if I were to challenge him. “But what about like proper food?”

“Even though you’re not American you love Mac and Cheese and I’ll never understand why but you just do. You also love chicken soup, you could eat it anytime doesn’t matter if it’s three am or one pm.”

“Aw, you’re cute. I love you,” I kissed his temple as I smiled.

“I love you much more.”

“Not possible, but okay. So, um, can we go and eat now? I’m quite hungry.”

“You slept in, didn’t you?” he smirked as the question left his kissable lips and I just had to attack them. The kiss was soft and sweet and just perfect and I didn’t want to pull away but we both ran out of breath so we kind of had to. “You slept in so you were late.”

“No, there was an accident on the motorway, that’s why I was late.”

“That and you slept in.”

“No, I didn’t.”

“Oh, yes you did, cheeky girl.”

“Piss off, Harry,” I rolled my eyes as I got off his lap. I felt his hand wrap around my wrist so I turned back to face him just to see him smile in victory. Did I already say that he knows me too well? “Okay, yeah, I slept in. Happy now?”

“More than happy, my love,” he winked at me. “I love you and I’m so sorry, okay? I swear I won’t do it again.”

“Well, actions speak louder than words, right?” I sang back to him.

“And you’re about to break from all you’ve heard.”

“But don’t be scared, I ain’t going nowhere.”

“Okay, that was enough of me and my band for today,” he laughed. “I’m supposed to be on a break where I don’t sing, okay?”

“Oh my god, why are you lying, eh? You’ve been working on a solo album or more for that matter so you sure been singing during this hiatus as you and your friends call it.”

“Shut up, woman. You know too much,” he said jokinagly. “Come give me a kiss then we can go get food, yeah?”

“You don’t deserve none of my kisses, so just get up and let’s get food.”

“Why are you being so rude?”

“Because I can and after our fight you deserve it, so shut up and buy me food,” I winked at him. He just pouted as he stood up and intertwined his fingers in front of himself. I rolled my eyes as I stepped in front of him and I put my hands on his cheeks. His head snapped up and I just pressed my lips against his, a sigh leaving both of our mouths. I might have missed his kisses too much.

“You’re amazing.” He said smiling as we pulled away from each other.

“I know right?” I smirked then took a step back and started to walk towards the hall to get my shoes. He followed me soon enough, slapping my bum gently. “Oi, behave.”

Oi, behave.” He mocked me.

“Shut up and as I said before get me food already. I’m getting moody because I haven’t had anything to eat.”

“Leggo.”

“Oh geez.”

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I have read her story on instagram. But i know acacia for like 2 years. Everyone was talking about her tumblr days. So i was searching for old haters or fans of acacia. In her tumblr days, THERE WAS NO KITTIES OR DOGGIES. So 2 people told the story and it was exactly the same. so this is her story and i give credit to ‘txtpostcaca’ on instagram and ‘acaciastory’ but there is no more acaciastory on instagram… Well there is but the first and good one is now gone. And also, if you wanna see her gifs and video’s on her tumblr days, than follow THE FIRST ACACIA HATE BLOG EVER. and btw, she made up Acunta and Acuntias. Not lindsay, that’s bullshit. here’s the first hate blog of acacia: l0lsummer69.tumblr.com/

Okay so, she had a tumblr who had a great theme. Her name was “letssnuggle”. She acted like every other girl on tumblr, trying to get with the so called “tumblr boys”. Like every other hormone raging teenage girl. But the one thing that separated her was her looks. She actually caught there attention. They noticed her, they promoted her and that’s when she started to gain alot of followers. She started posting typical tumblr girl pictures which even got her more followers. I want to make it clear that she did not get famous first because of her nudes. But then when she gained more and more followers she started to change. She posted pictures like this one pushing up her tits and se made gifs of herself shaking her boobs and playing with them. So after she started getting known and literally every guy on tumblr wanted her she started to get really cocky. She now became your so called “tumblr girl.” The first phase acacia went through was the hard core rap phase. Which no one really knows about. She posted videos of herself listening to Tyler the creator and she used to draw upside down crosses on herself. The reason she acted this way was because of someone acacia was infatuated with. His name was Anthony but his name on tumblr was cr4shh. He was one of the tumblr famous guys. Acacia found this tumblr famous guy named Anthony, his tumblr name is cr4shh. She literally fell for the guy, they talked on the phone every night and she wanted to date him. She was obsessed with him, but he treated her like complete shit. He called her a slut and said she goes after every guy on tumblr. Then she found out and do did his thousands of followers that he was a fake. The boy behind cr4shh name is actually Chris and he’s 17 not 15. I don’t understand how acacia couldn’t have seen this. Everytime people asked him to do a tinychat, he never did. Him and acacia only have talked on the phone and texted. Never Skyped or anything but yeah. Acacia ended meeting the real Anthony. I’m happy she did, she was literally catfished. So I’m going to talk about the video of acacia crying. Which a lot of people don’t know about or why. A lot of conclusions been made up to fill the confusion of this situation. Like some people said she wasn’t crying (which is total bull) or that she was laughing so hard she cried. What basically happened was that after she got catfished by Anthony aka cr4shh aka Chris lol. She got hate, literally so much hate because he claimed that she saw pictures of her. That they sexted and had phone sex. Then he leaked a picture to one of the old hate blogs idk which one though. That’s when the first picture got spread around. Which was a bra pic, in my honest a opinion phone sex is harmless. She was 13, YES hormones. Don’t we all feel a little needy? Not trying to sound disgusting but I bet a good 90% of my followers have masturbated by themselves or with someone else. As a teengaer you have sexual desires… i sound like dr.phil but its true. But yes she did make a video crying, she sobbed and mascara was running down her face. And yeah I laughed, a lot of people did. Which doesn’t make it right lol. But the video was useless cause no one really felt bad for her and said she was looking for attention. Idk, but she deleted the video and its deleted from earth. after the whole cr4shh thing happened Acacia fell for another guy over tumblr named Jake. His tumblr name was Int0xication and still is if you want to follow him. So basically Acacia was obsessed with Jake and he already knew about her. Jake found acacia attractive but really hated her personality. Acacia kept making posts about her and jake that they were friends when they really weren’t. So people went on his tumblr and asked if it was true. Which is wasn’t and he said no. He literally went bananas, he called her a crazy bitch and said she looked like Vuldemor. This was the base of the doggies. The first ever acacia hate page was l0lsummer69, it was rumored to be jake but it wasn’t. But yeah his fan girls were the first acacia hate pages.  So after the whole Int0xication issue, Acacia met Jake aka mleting. The mleting is the same name for all his social medias if you want to check him out. But acacia met Jake number two over tumblr aswell. They fell madly in love and had a relationship over skype lol. They dated I think. But things didnt work out. The ended up meeting each other after they broke up. They’re still friends till this day. Jake was good for Acacia, he made her a little more mature than she was. He’s two years older than her. owyeah i forgot to say, her url changed to ‘callmegiraffe’. So basically after the whole mleting thing Acacia was alone for awhile. She didn’t hop to another guy so quick like in the past. Well, If you don’t know who frank twitchy is. He’s a aspiring 15 year old rapper who posted a video of him and his grandma dancing to rack city bitch. He got really famous, his video was even on world star. Acacia thought he was cute so she followed him and did her little thing she does lol idek. But they talked for awhile and then he stopped talking to her for basically this reason. I’m going to tell you about mike cerrato. He’s so famous you might already know who he is. He’s the third most famous tumblr guy behind jamjars & Cody christman. He lives in Brooklyn and him and Lindsey were best friends. Not sure if they still are, but his name on tumblr was thissnigguh. Now a little about Lindsay. So basically Lindsay’s old tumblr name was y0ungfav0rites. Anyways this is what happened. Acacia tried to get with Mike Cerrato like every female on tumblr. She ended catching his attention, and they were talking mostly just flirting. Lindsey got really mad cause she knew about acacia making her way around with a bunch of guys from tumblr. So Lindsay, called out acacia and acacia called her out too! Mike eventually chose Lindsay’s side. Acacia would talk about Lindsey’s nose and stuff and called mike a thirsty ass bitch. One of his fan girls told him and he called her a giraffe and told her to stick her head up her as. So after her and Jake (mleting) didn’t work out. She dated a guy name zac. She actually didnt meet him over tumblr. They lived in the same neighborhood. I dont even know why they broke up. But Zac wanted sex with Acacia and she said no. And Zac kept asking for sex and acacia said always no. APPLAUSE FOR ACACIA! Maybe that’s the reason why they broke up. But she talked to alot of guys in a short amount of time. After this she went back to posting racy pictures on tumblr. Now about the Miranda stuff. So first I’m going to inform you on who Miranda Gunner is. She was the biggest asshole on tumblr, her name was s3xnoise and she told people to cut themselves and to kill themselves. This is after her and acacia got into a fight.  Ok so basically Miranda Gunner and Acacia befriended each other. So tiny chat used to be a thing back in the tumblr days and so acacia was on it acting like she was hammered drunk. Miranda got annoyed and said she’s getting annoying. They got in like a big fight. Miranda was saying you shouldn’t act drunk. It’s not a good look. They ended REALLY hating each other till this day. So acacia posted  a picture and it caused alot of controversy. People started to pick sides, debating who was right or wrong. I would like to add this was only year ago. But words hurt…. They both need to learn that. Hopefully acacia did since she was preaching it. Miranda not so much. She also pictures of her, holding her boobs. She post them on tumblr to get attention. So acacia started to post more racier and racier pictures. it’s not photoshopped either. it’s very hard to photoshop webcam pictures. But this is what caused acacia to get hate on tumblr. All these tumblr famous did not like her including Cody christman and lindsay demeola but they ended up being friends. posting pictures with her bra and stuff got her really noticed on tumblr. So acacia has never ever ever posted a nude on the internet. thats a fucking lie, acacia sent pictures to guys. she started off sending pics in her bra and eventually led to full nude pics. almost all the guys she sent pictures too, leaked them to her hate blogs on tumblr which led her to get called things like whore. but the thing was that people let it slide cause we all make mistakes but the thing is you learn from them and stop. acacia kept doing this constantly & kept on making the same mistake. she didnt learn from them. so now im moving on to the whole sam and acacia shit. which alot of you have been anticipating, everything is so twitsted and so fucked up and a lie. what alot of people thought happened did not happen. Okay well it all started in August. Acacia was not THAT famous, she was still a tumblr girl lol. well, i remember her making a post. saying “omg someone hook me up with kian lawley” on tumblr. this is before lawlorffs knew who she was or kian and sam. then a couple of days later she made a video with her and cassandra and she said “i love kian lawley” . Acacia kept trying to get with kian tweeting him and stuff later she made a video with her and cassandra and she said “i love kian lawley” . Acacia kept trying to tweet him and stuff  but he would ignore her. but im pretty sure kian didnt know about her past. or thought anything bad of her, he probably wasnt interested so after she kept getting ignored she made a tweet. she started tweeting sam and he noticed her. Ok so basically after kian was ignoring acacia, she was annoyed. And started messaging sam. Sam noticed her and messaged back so acacia made a tweet saying “sampottorff notices me but not kianlawley. ok cool. i love sam more anywas”. which isnt true because the night she posted on tumblr saying “someone hook me up with kian lawley” So when sam dated acacia, most of his friendships were tearing apart and kian and him were mainly tearing apart. the funny thing is kian knew acacia wasnt good and kian tryed to tell sam acacia is using ham but haha sam had the balls to we didnt know anything. when he only knew her for one week and they already had a sleepover. theres actually a video of acacia saying she loves kian and then three days later she dates sam…After a couple of weeks of sam dating acacia, they were growing more and more apart. Sam was getting alot of hate from the lawlorffs people were also choosing sides (mostly kian) sam also started to slack on their daily vlogs, and his youtube career in general. he would always say that he was busy when really he was busy hanging with acacia. Kian literally indirect tweeted about acacia or sam. ricky even made a couple, sam felt like no one was on his side. and he was always complaining so one night he texted sophia AS A FRIEND. And Acacia found out and got mad. So after Acacia was making tweets and indirect tweeting there were rumors that they broke up. But they didn’t and she made a tweet saying that all the drama makes there relationship stronger. So one day Sam was hanging out with acacia and forgot to do his vlog on kiansam13. Kian got really really mad if you’re a lawlorff you definitely remember this. She teared there friendship, kian started to mostly do the vlogs while Sam was hanging out. If you want to see the video of when Sam forgot to make his vlog and the fandom being mad. The video is on kiansam13 on YouTube. The title is like “messed up big time” you couldn’t even hear him. He was talking low and he was rushing.  So after Sam constantly wasnt putting effort into his youtube videos. Kian was getting fed up, so i guess kian and the rest of the o2l crew had a talk with Sam. JC said that they talked to him and tried to guide him but sam makes his own choices. Its in one of his O2l videos from the fall. So, one day sam made a O2l video at acacias house. And wasnt even focusing on the camera, and alot of the top comments were saying that Sam should be kicked out of O2l and that they should replace him with someone else. Alot of lawlorffs and fans were mad. So one night Acacia made a tweet saying “you guys wont look past his looks”. indirect tweeting about kian and then she said that kian was a bad friend to sam and that she was better for sam. So kian got pissed and had big balls and was saying he would ruin and acacia and said she was low and basically called her physco cause she compared her and sam’s relationship to romeo and juliet. So after the fight Sam kept on tweeting stuff saying whatever he does his fans wont support him & that we dont know the whole story Kian was basically fed up with Sam and was just dealing with him because of youtube. So one day someone told sam that acacia was cheating on him. lol im not going to say who ;) but they sent pictures to Sam of the recent naked pictures. He was still in denial so like the guy had to vouch that it was true. Later that evening Acacia and Sam started direct tweeting eachother. Everyone was saying they broke up but they didnt. Then acacia made a tweet saying that no matter what we try to do lawlorffs wont tear there relationship apart. Then like a couple of days later they broke up. So im going to explain what was the beginning of the downfall of Acacia’s and Sam’s relationship. So there was this guy named Rob, you probably know him from Tumblr. He was a tumblr boy or whatever and is url was oh-woah. So, when Sam and Acacia were dating. She face timed Rob while he took a shower. I dont know if she saw dick or not, ok. But she posted a pic on twitter and Sam saw. He got mad and her excuse was that he texts his ex sophia So she was allowed to do it. But Sam forgave her and I don’t see her talking to rob anymore. Lol he’s like a nobody now kinda. sorry i forgot to say this lol.So the night after Sam and Acacia broke up, people started to go on lindsay’s tumblr and ask questions because nor sam or acacia would answer them. People asked them all these questions and they answered honestly and truthfully but there answers were OBVIOUSLY BIASED. this is when acacia and morgan got into a fight and lindsay stopped liking her obviously cause morgan is her little sister. So this is when Acacia really didnt have anyone besides Cassandra. Cause she fucked up her relationship with Lindsay, Sam, Morgan, Zac, Zac’s little brother, Obviously kian didnt like her too. And also acacia called lindsay a trash and she send hate to lindsay because lindsay was dating Sam after Acacia. AndLindsay had a message from an anon and it said she should kill herself and that was probably acacia but i’m not sure. later Lindsay made a gif about  the person who said that she should kill herself and it had a thousands of notes. LOL i still have that gif on my personal tumblr. and a little note for the fans of acacia who say she wasn’t changing for boys when she was 13/14: you have NO IDEA. acacia did change for boys on her tumblr days. so now about this, that almost nobody knows and I DON’T KNOW EVERYTHING EITHER SO.  But basically Acacia had an obsession with emblem three like how she does with 5SOS and one direction now. So at first she really liked Wesley I guess and she tweeted about him ALOT. But she kept getting hate cause she was 14-15 and he’s way older. So acacia said that she’s attracted to Wesley but Keaton is her favorite because he’s perfect and they’re basically the same age. So she started to obsess over Keaton and tweeted pictures of her cat Paradise anytime Keaton posted a picture of his cat. She basically got her kitties to get Keaton to follower her and he did. She always tweeted him and indirect tweeted saying stuff like “you’re so perfect”. They started talking and Acacia said they should have a play date with their cats. Which is straight bullshit, we all know she was trying to get with Keaton. And she’s a smart ass girl using her cat as an advantage since they both are obsessed with cats. But this picture was taken the second time they met. The first time she met them at a concert or meet and greet. Not sure but Keaton’s sister found out about acacia and basically told Keaton that hell to the fucking no you’re not talking to this girl anymore. She tweets him now time to time but he just ignores her. But Keaton basically said he never really liked acacia like that…and he got TONS of hate for talking to her. OMG I FORGOT TO SAY SHE CHANGED HER URL TO: h-rd when she posted pictures of her bikini and bra etc. ALSO FORGOT TO SAY THIS Ok not a lot of people know this but acacia dated some guy from Puerto Rico she met over tumblr. It was really short, it didn’t last. They broke up cause of distance. She basically saw a picture of him and said “omg who is this” like shes doing with that polish boy or whatever. And people gave her his tumblr, I forgot his name. I didn’t find him cute idk it may be me. By I remember her putting a post “how to call someone in Puerto Rico”. I think they dated for a week or two.

also a little note about that sam and acacia: acacia also used sam for how to use iMovie. and she faked self harmed for sympathy. because she got a lot of hate from kian and sam’s fans so she scratches herself. Sam tweeted about that. idk if i already said this and if i did i’m sorry because i’m now like an hour typing excuse me. SO THIS WAS THE PAST WITH THE BIG QUESTION MARK. now about Steven and One direction concert and that’s not a big question mark or anything.

Later she dated a guy, Steven. That was the happiest time of Acacia’s life. and than later they broke up because it was a long distance relationship. They didn’t saw each other a lot so it didn’t work out. And about the 1D concert.. ACACIA DIDN’T SEND NUDES TO LUKE TO GET FREE TICKETS, THAT’S A FUCKED UP RUMOR. Also Acacia said she didn’t got a fan kicked out, but a guy tweeted she did. He made a video about it and he talked sometimes bullshit. And later he deleted the video. Actually he doesn’t have proof that he got kicked out. if you want to see the video, here’s the link (he deleted the video but someone reposted!) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT7K2wufa08

and something wasn’t right.. like he said this: ‘oh i called my mum to see if i can go home early” then he says “we went back to my dads and got my clothes cause we were leavening the SAME NIGHT” And he tweeted also some bullshit about that concert. these are the tweets he tweeted: ‘UHHHGGG I’M GETTING A CAB FUCK THIS’ second tweet: ‘Guys this jet has wifi what is air’ after he ‘got kicked out’: “literally want to cry, i’m just shaking and really tempted to go back their, but they wont let me back I’m this was my birthday present“ and than later: "Secondly, Acacia got her tickets free, and i paid good hard earned money…” IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, SCROLL DOWN TO HIS TWITTER AT 8/8/13 HE’S TWITTER IS: @TWERKGUCCI BUT MAYBE HE DELETED THO’S TWEETS BUT I SAW THEM WITH MY EYES.

PERSONALLY I THINK HE’S LYING.

And about the nudes, they are real because, if they where photoshopped, than who was in that picture first? Or who’s body is that? If you can’t answer those than you can’t say they are photoshopped. And the person who maybe photoshopped it, is no where to find.

Also, acacia is trying to be a better person now. but her dad is a huge asshole and she learns acacia that she can be rude to anyone. Another negative thing about her now and also about that cutting. The reason why people think they are fake is because they fade WAY TOO FAST. and she told us that you can only see her cuts on a picture who has a good camera. Like her dads camera. She’s now modeling for Civil Clothing and you couldn’t see a mark. so, personally i think they’re fake.

that’s all. some stuff isn’t 100% true or not sure. so i’m not saying everything is 100% true or right.

My opinion:

I’m a kitty, don’t ask me why. i have good reasons why i love her but i don’t kiss her ass. so i dislike her sometimes. ALSO IF YOU ARE A HATER AND YOU READ THIS, DON’T CALL HER A SLUT, BITCH, WHORE ETC. BECAUSE THAN YOU’RE BULLYING. IF YOU THINK SHE’S AN IMMATURE LITTLE FUCK THAN YOU SHOULD BE THE MATURE ONE AND IGNORE HER. If u make a opinionblog/page and not calling her names or you just show people why you dislike her, than that’s fine to me.

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heeeey guys! in celebration of kang hyunggu’s aka kino’s birthday and me reaching 600+ followers in a month, i’m doing a smol follow forever for all of my lovely mutuals ^^

(im rly sorry abt that header i cant do edits or graphics lmaoo i can only meme i deadass made this on snapchat rip T_T) 

i did a follow forever on my main kpop blog, @jeondarling, a year ago, and in it i included a small story on how i got into kpop haha so i thought itd be a good idea to include a small one here too! 

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hello :-) today marks the day this blog was made exactly a year ago on 22nd of December 2015!!  6k+ posts  later here i am!! celebrating my one year anniversary of buingtans!!! i’ll try keep //this// as  short as possible but thank u to eVERYONE who followed me?!? im shOOK i didnt expect to get over 3 followers but thank u so much!! also very big thank you to all my friends/mutuals(some of which i HAVE been following forever [or since the day this acc was made] hehfhdj) , people i’ve talked to etc. since making this blog;; it’s been really fun so far and I am truly blessed to have met such k0ol ppl :^) i hope this blog will have many more anniversaries to come!! [follow forever is below the cut bc this probably will b long lol]

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The process of watching my aggressively white republican 58 year old mother slowly become obsessed with Hamilton has been the most entertaining thing I’ve ever witnessed omfg because starting from when I got obsessed with it to last night she,

  • Originally thought it was just a modern, musical retelling of Hamlet
  • Got super confused over who the hell Alexander Hamilton even was (“Mom, you’ve worked in banking for over 40 years!”)
  • Became massively offended that Ben Franklin does not appear in the show
  • Did not understand the concept/importance behind the non-white cast and refused to listen to my explanations or read articles I sent her because they were “too long to hold her interest” (“Your five minute attention span is everything wrong with the human race.”)
  • Started just rolling her eyes every single time I mentioned it and speaking to me in that whole ‘that’s nice, dear’ not listening tone. (“Molly, it’s just a silly show, it can’t be that big of a deal.”)
  • Started getting annoyed when she was around my friends and we’d talk about it
  • Was just downright confused when I had a New Years party/sleepover and everyone kept singing songs from it
  • (“Who actually likes rap music anyway? It’s dumb.”) (“Mother, You haven’t listen to it.”)
  • Turned on the daily news just in time to discover Leslie Odom Jr. is from Philly like we are, decided to become lowkey obsessed with him. She does this weird thing where she makes it her goal to know every actor from Philly or the surrounding suburbs
  • But then, refused to listen to any of his songs from Hamilton, instead decided to focus on the fact he played Paul in the obc of Rent
  • Kept talking about Leslie???? Still would not listen to the show. I grew weary
  • After a few weeks, she appeared to forget her weird Philly obsession with Leslie, resumed the eye rolling every time she heard the word Hamilton
  • One time I was watching the History channel (as I’ve grown up doing) and they were having a marathon about the Founding Fathers. My mom walked into the room the exact second they started mentioning the Hamilton/Burr duel, proceeded to lowkey make fun of me for being too obsessed with the musical, apparently forgot about the past two decades of me already being a history loving nerd
  • Later that day, I caught her watching the history channel just as they were talking about Alexander Hamilton. She claimed she had started watching because they mentioned Ben Franklin and was just about to change the channel. That night over dinner, she started spouting random facts about Ham that she had learned from the program
  • Started saying when we go to NYC in April, we have to win the lottery- not because she wanted to see the show, but because she wanted to see me see the show
  • She saw Lin on a talk show and found him utterly delightful
  • I took the opening and sent her a bunch of youtube videos of Lin. She quickly became obsessed.
  • You don’t understand. I’ve never seen this woman fangirl so hard like she does with Lin.
  • Started off claiming she was a fan because she “just likes Latin men”, but quickly started talking about how he just seemed so nice/funny/talented/smart/etc
  • Found out he wrote In The Heights, which we couldn’t afford to see when it came to our area a couple years ago, but she had really wanted to see because it was getting such good reviews
  • Kept mentioning our upcoming New York trip, saying how we absolutely need to win the lottery (“I don’t want to really want to see the show, but I want to see him. I’m a fan of the Lin guy”)
  • I made her watch the Grammy performance. She legitimately burst into tears during it and tried to deny the fact she was crying even though she went through half a pack of tissues
  • (“This doesn’t mean I like the show, Molly! It was just very good and the pause he took for applause at the beginning really got to me!”)
  • Went to a family party, and her sister, my aunt Kathy, randomly started talking about how much she wanted to see the show. Listen to me, guys. Kathy is possibly the most boring person on the face of the planet. She can have an 'exciting’ conversation about buying packs of applesauce to eat with her pork and doesn’t realize no one cares. So her wanting to see Hamilton caught my mom off guard.
  • Apparently, she had seen the 60 minutes interview online, and thought “the guy was so charming and it looks so good”. ( @linmanuel , apparently you have a way with seducing 50/60+ year old suburban moms. Congrats?)
  • My mom stopped complaining if she heard me blasting the album, but still made no mention of wanting to listen to it.
  • Freaks out every time James Corden mentions Hamilton on the Late Late Show, aggressively wants him to do a Carpool Karaoke with Lin (which I agree would be RAD AS HELL) 
  • Kept talking about how amazing Lin is every single chance she got. If she met someone who hadn’t heard of him or the show, she made sure they learned everything.
  • (“Okay, Molly, we’re getting closer to the New York trip. The key here is to VISUALIZE. If we can VISUALIZE ourselves winning the Ham4Ham lottery, we WILL win. Stop rolling your eyes! You need to take this seriously!”)
  • Started getting really mad at me because she’s all happy-go-lucky-dreamer thinking we’re actually going to win the lottery and I’m standing there like “Mom they pick like 20 people out of thousands. Have you seen our luck? We’re not gonna win.”
  • Honestly she’s so pissed at me for thinking logically about this omfg
  • Has begun liking every single thing Lin posts on facebook. But the thing is, most of his fb posts just link to his twitter, and twitter is blocked on her work computer, so this woman is just liking everything he posts with absolutely no context.
  • Yesterday, she watched that live Q&A Chris Jackson did at the White House. Sent me a facebook message saying “I’m not entirely sure who he is, but I support him”. I responded by sending her that Ham4Ham video of him singing with Elmo, to which she responded “OMG I REALLY SUPPORT HIM”
  • Finally figured out that it’s called Ham4Ham because they sell the tickets for 10 dollars and that’s the bill that Hamilton is on, thought it was the most clever thing in the world
  • Last night I could literally hear her listening to all the White House performance videos she could find, didn’t say anything
  • She walked downstairs at like eleven pm, saw me on the couch, loudly sighed in defeat, and whispered “I need to see this fucking show”
  • Spent an hour talking about how amazing it looks and how talented everyone was and how much she needs to see the damn show.
  • Dedicated 15 minutes of the hour to talk about how adorable she thinks Daveed Diggs is. She didn’t know Daveed’s name so she just kept calling him “The Tall One”
  • (“Lin was free styling!!!! With Obama holding the words!!!! It was so cool!!!!!”)
  • (“I didn’t listen to all of the songs they did because I want to experience it live, you know?”) (“Mom, you should just listen to the songs. Better chances than with the lottery.”) (“MOLLY!!!!”)
  • There was a whole part where she was like “Why is room where it happens such a good song???? I don’t understand??? Why are Hamilton and Jefferson even fighting???” and I was like “Do you know anything about Thomas Jefferson?” and she said “Well it’s good music but they need to chill”
  • My mother used the word chill end me
  • “But Lin and that Tall Guy are just so adorable and everyone was amazing!”
  • She literally just called me from her work as I’m typing this because she had to give someone a bunch of ten dollar bills and it 'feels different what the hell’
  • So yeah my mom is now absolute Hamilton Trash and it’s amazing and hysterical God Bless America
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A/N: Someone requested this to me and I forgot to save their message. I’m so sorry to that other person!

Pairing: Reader/Dan

Scale rating: Much Fluffy

Summary: Dan and Y/N reveal their relationship to subscribers. It gets mixed feelings.

You really didn’t understand. You understood that there were lots of Phan shippers out there. You knew Dan and Phil didn’t care about it. You honestly didn’t care either. You knew nothing was going on between the two friends. That was mostly because you and Dan started dating ages ago. You both tried keeping it a secret because you worried about reactions. Every video you did together, every time you hung out, it remained a secret. You felt back lying to your subscribers when they’d done so much for you. Yet, you didn’t know whether they’d accept it or not. Phil said that you two shouldn’t hide your relationship. The dark-haired boy understood the hesitancy, yet thought it was stupid to keep it.

‘It’s like diving into a pool. You won’t know if it’s cold unless you jump in. That’s what my mum says anyways.’

That’s when you both made “Secrets w/ Y/N”. Dan disguised it as a ‘telling secrets’ video. He talked about how he’d broken a vase and blamed it on the family dog. You told people how you’d secretly stolen your teacher’s answer book so you could cheat on a test. The video was filled with embarrassing stories and funny reactions. Then, Dan ended the video with a bombshell. He said he’s secretly dating someone. You acted as if you didn’t know and asked who she was.

“Well, she’s this really amazing girl with (your hair color) and pretty (your eye color). She and I have a lot in common. We hang out a lot and do stuff together all the time. I feel so different when I’m around her. She makes me feel good about myself. I spend less time in the black void that is an existential crisis and more around her. I can tell her anything and she doesn’t judge me,” he said. “I’m pretty happy with her.”

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after hitting a milestone of 1k followers & having this blog for nearly a year, i’ve decided it would be nice to post my first follow forever ! first of all, tysm for following me !! honestly, i still remember how ecstatic i was when i reached my first 100, so lowkey this still seems a bit surreal to me ?? i truly love you guys a lot & honestly pls feel free to hmu at any time !!

(also, i’m vv sorry if i’ve forgotten anyone & the url order is basically oldest to newest blogs i followed !! ) (and the beautiful graph was made by @gwcnstacyrps​ !! )

⟨ ✧°˖ the lovely mutuals

(aka tysm for blessing my dash on a daily basis!) 

@caithelps@billieofrps, @gificons, @softharrysquad, @justinerps, @grannyofrp, @hellawrites, @geminihelps, @arielrpt, @jemmarps, @kaleyofrp, @stcgma, @pirncessleia, @satzuofrph, @mjrph, @nancywheelcrwrites, @klossrps, @sweetpandarps, @audreyofrph, @highwarlok, @sassysimba, @breeerps, @doughnutrps, @liaratscni, @slytherinewrites, @franksiinctra, @bossmeri, @bliss1x1, @aquariusrpc, @kaylaofrp, @moonrph, @breezywrites, @chellyrps, @ughrps, @queengrinchyhelps, @adeleofrph, @kekerps, @hollandsofrp, @aphcrdite, @rpcariana, @antilleswrites, @lavellanrps, @lisbugrph, @alyciarph, @trianglerph, @nphofrph, @susierpt, @valenofrp, @nichelps, @stressedrps, @spookyrpt, @rphdegrassi, @ghcdids, @puddinrpt, @gadotofrph, @elizaschvylcr, @daniellepanabakery, @lashton-ofrph, @ninadobrevwrites, @pisceshelps, @dreamrph, @minjiwrites, @christmasofrps, @ashleyrpc, @rpcsel, @sprayburry, @rielrps, @sickrpt, @zoeroleplays, @dilemmaofrps, @rosierph, @steinfeldofrph, @shrubrps, @arianapaynes, @doryrpt, @flcvrdelacour, @shadyrpt, @rptisms, @duuvals, @wannaberph, @camrps, @ethereal1x1s, @musingmatata, @juleswrits, @sheahelps, @kennarph, @kalrps, @yeezusrpt@nymphadorahelps, @torihelps, @sclngs, @noxrph, @corneliahelps, @maufoiwrites, @ofmymuses, @abbeyrps, @jelcnahadids, @morleyhelps, @susrpc, @stydiaofrph, @kluhrps, @moonsrpt, @wanderessrps, @eiffelrps, @becamitchellwrites, @jackieofrp, @aphcrdite, @joceyrps, @madhousescapee, @septicrps, @ninanobreva, @saltyrpt, @haydenrcmeros, @hecaterpt, @elizabethrps, @odetteofrph, @herawrote, @krissysrps, @obituaryofaprincess, @llamarph, @n-horanofrph, @biscuitsrp, @alyassandra, @leorph, @sokovien, @troyesrpt, @melanieofrph, @crybaby-rph, @moon1x1s@ebofrps !!

⟨ ✧°˖ ppl i highkey really adore

(aka you guys mean a lot to me & if i wasn’t so rushed atm i’d def write yall a personal message as well!) 

@adidasrpc, @alexhelps, @rosehathawaies, @abbeyofrp, @fiehelps, @cuipid, @kylaofrph, @rptgoddess, @andialmostdo, @lindemcnns, @kayleehelps, @brookcdavis, @kendaljenner, @natrpt, @rpcjustin, @thedepxrted, @sardirry, @khcleesis@nyxrpc !! 

⟨ ✧°˖ blogs i adore

(aka basically i love your blogs a lot like wow?? a++) 

@internetsdad, @museinspo@hazstylestrash / @thestylesofrph, @jmorph, @aliiciakeys, @kierofrp, @beatriceofrp, @ddlovatosrps, @lexrph, @naomirps, @jasperhelps@zynjm, @tomypleasingrpaesthetics, @maverickofrp, @emilyofrph, @dear-indies, @charsdalessio, @musecentral, @blossom-resources, @allyofrps@stitchrps, @eriofrp, @ceciliarps, @zigirps, @zeadass, @bambiofrp, @stopcaradelevingne, @loserps, @alleyofrp, @raniroleplays,  @vcnilla, @internetsmom@gwcnstacyrps, @hcrryedward, @vhsrps, @bearrpt, @mcjackass, @stonerrpt, @arzaylca, @letsrp, @glowyrpt, @xanrps, @jadelynrph, @kaitrps / @zoeydcutchs, @sailormoonrps, @mundaneofrp, @wilderpt, @bcllamyblcke, @nightridc, @cxliverwxlsh, @yslpastels, @harrysbankaccount, @coletteofrp@ginarph@babyofrph !! 

⟨ ✧°˖ personal messages 

(aka you’ll find a little message for @lexahelps, @beyrps@sxmeoldlxve, @siircns, @stephanieofrp, @swiftofrph & @musepirations under the read more !! ) 

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anonymous asked:

Favourite Narry fic pls, I want to read one

No! why would you do this to me! I have so many fav fics you have no idea omg

I made this post awhile ago and it has over 100 fics (and all of them are my favs) and this is my rec page in tumblr with every fic i like.

my absolutely fav narry fic is What’s A Fella T’ Do? by  iwanna_seeyou_undoit (pretend boyfriends au that will make you cry)

This is going to be long so take a seat

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