i made this because i'm bored

Voltron based off my biology class
  • Lance: *sneezes*
  • Keith: bless you
  • Lance: you're welcome
  • --
  • Shiro: *explaining formula* you have a 6, a 6, and a 6-
  • Pidge and Keith: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *slams hand on desk* SH I T
  • Shiro: wait no-
  • --
  • Hunk: why are we learning about plants I'm not a plant
  • --
  • Shiro: what the fuck are you doing on your phone
  • Keith: what the fuck are you doing with that haircut
  • Shiro:
  • Shiro: okay *walks away*
  • --
  • Keith: you ever just think everything is boring but then you realize that everything is made of cells
  • Lance: yeah, you call that 'woke'
  • --
  • Hunk: i feel obligated to apologize to every leaf i step on because they're made of cells and cells are alive
  • Pidge: bro, the leaf is dead, it's okay
  • Hunk: bUT WHAT IF ITS N O T
  • --
  • Allura: *nonstop giggling*
  • Keith: are you high
  • Allura: probabl y
  • Keith:
  • Keith: *looks into camera like he's on the office*
  • --
  • Keith: *gets test with only one day to study*
  • Keith: *hasn't studied*
  • Keith: this is homophobia
  • --
  • Pidge: go shove a centriole up your ass
  • Keith: bitch that's like one singular organelle- my ass already has organelles, you're basically telling me to shove a leaf up my ass for the additional organelles
  • Pidge: this started as a normal insult and now it's this
  • Lance: what part of that insult was normal??????
  • --
  • Lance: whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es'nya'll'n't
  • Keith: N O FUCK YOU
  • --
  • Shiro: can i quit my job
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Happy 40th Birthday, Tom Hardy! (September 15, 1977)

I identify with having strong, powerful female influences in my life. Do you think that women are fairly represented in screenplays, film, TV, and theater today? Or do you think there should be better parts for women than just girlfriend and wife or lover? Because I’m bored with that.

so in the past people have pointed out that the reason sophie’s age curse lasts so long in this books (despite numerous people particularly howl, who’s meant to be a ridiculously powerful wizard, trying to break it for her) is because she strengthens the curse herself with her own magically powered self-loathing which she isn’t even aware of and her magic just happens to be stronger than Howl’s so even when he tries to break it all that happens is they both come over in a cold sweat and nearly pass out

and i love that because magic-wise what’s happening is essentially:

howl: let me break ur curse
sophie: no!!! i’m old and boring!!!
howl: sophie pls
sophie: fuck off!!!

made even more beautiful by the fact that howl is tryin real hard and sophie doesn’t even realise she’s doing it

Lame adaptations and sequels are always like, “how can Mina go back to her stifling Victorian marriage after her experience with the dark, seductive Dracula??”

Meanwhile, Mina marries her best friend, who she’s known since they were children, who she share common interests with, they build a home together, work as partners, make immense sacrifices for each other, support each other through their traumas.

Guys, a marriage isn’t stifling and restrictive just because two people… get along, I guess?

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Afterlife moodboards

Elvira // Avery

Dating Park Jimin Would Include:

| suga | jungkook | v  | rap monster | j-hope | jin |

  • A call every night when you’re apart because he wanted your voice to be the last thing he heard before you fall asleep, and vice versa 
  • A lot of “surprise gifts”, and when you’d ask him why he got them he’d shrug cutely and say, “just ‘cause
  • Tickle fights
  • Couple items
  • Singing around the house
  • Serenading you at the most unnecessary times, but he’s cute as hell and you secretly didn’t mind
  • “Jagi, did you eat? You sure? Are you warm? Do you need anything?”
  • Lots of pictures he’d send to you from the gym/dance studio oh lord those arms
  • holding you real close with thoSE STRONG ARMS
  • Bragging to his friends about how cute you are
  • LOTS of cuddling
  • Quick, soft & sweet kisses, and long, passionate & loving kisses
  • Jamming out to songs on the radio together 
  • LoTss Of bACK hUgS
  • Complimenting you so much to the point where you’re literally ready to ram your head into the wall
  • A lot of deep conversations with you at night, because that’s when he felt the closest with you & he always felt like he could tell you anything
  • When you’re feeling down, he’d just silently hug you to let you know he’s there and mumble an “I love you” from time to time until he felt like you were starting to feel better
  • “I love you, did you know that? …. Oh, well I was just reminding you just in case you forgot ^^”
  • Basically you being the luckiest girl alive

anonymous asked:

Item being returned: blue and gray striped onesie. When asked if there was anything wrong with it, the customer said "no, it's just that I'm having a girl". Because... girls can't wear blue or gray or stripes or...??? I'm so tired of bullshit gender stereotypes and the frickin pink/blue crap.

While I’m against the gender “norm” I have to say that things “made for boys” are fucking awful and boring, plus the selection is shit. Fuck dinosaurs and the safari. Fuck the fact that there is like one or two racks out of 20 in the baby section in most stores. We don’t need more than lions, monkeys, and trexes dammit. Give me aliens, dragons, and fucking knights in shining armor dammit. I would have bought that for all three of my kids(note I do have a daughter). Tutus and princesses are also overplayed, but the selection was way bigger.

On another note I’ve been seeing a hell of a lot more sequins and I’m kind of pissed this shit came along after I was done having kids. I want that sequin bunny onesie but my 4 year old son is too big for it. And it’s the reversible sequin so rubbed one way it’s one color, the other way it’s another. ITS COOL AND SHOULD BE FOR EVERY KID AND I WANNA WEAR IT TOO. -Abby

anonymous asked:

I had a day of not so great eating and was up 3 pounds. The next day I was rather active (walked 10 miles and my legs felt heavy after) and ate well but the next day I was up another 2 pounds. I'm so confused and wondered if you had any insights?? Thanks so much

Stop weighing yourself so often if you’re going to worry about normal weight fluctuations! It is COMPLETELY pointless to weigh yourself every day if you’re expecting to see a consistent downward trend. It isn’t going to happen.

Your sore muscles are retaining water, you’re getting ready to lay down a big ol turd, you haven’t been drinking enough water, the moon is in a Waning Gibbous Phase, you painted your nails the wrong color and your body is rebelling…..a million different factors play into the number you see on the scale on a given day at a given time and you can’t control all of them!

I challenge you to eat well, drink plenty of water, and exercise for the next four days straight without weighing yourself. Consistently focus on the things you can control and the scale will take care of itself.

// I earlier remembered something thanks to a friend and considering the current event I felt it’s only appropriate if I share so:

I had a really cool dream one night, I’ll spare you the details but it was a little like playing a video game. When I reached the lair of the boss and attempted to steal something from him, he caught me and he said to himself “Ah, so that’s a Holy Roman…”
And in that moment, the coat of arms of HRE flashed before my eyes and my takeaway from this dream is that I am in fact Karl.