i made that alternate version only to realize i hated it

Soulmate Master list

Because I am complete trash for Soulmate AUs, I decided to try and make a post about them. Hope you guys will request some!! ♥


✖ Soulmate AUs involving measurement

[ Time // Countdown ]

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{1} Reverse one where the clock starts at 00:00:00:00 from the moment you’re born and stops counting the moment you meet your soulmate,

{2} Your soulmate clock is actually a countdown of how long your soulmate has left to live (for angst maybe).

{3}Alternate version of above where your clock is a countdown of how long you and your soulmate have left to find each other or else you both will die because the universe is sadistic af—and if you find your soulmate you get to live longer.

{4}Alternate version of above where someone purposely breaks their soulmate clock so they can be with someone they fell in love with that isn’t their soulmate.

[ Distance ]

{5}Where you actually have a compass instead of a clock, and it leads you to where your soulmate should be.

✖ Soulmate AUs involving colors

[ Eyes ]

{6}Reverse colors AU where you can see in color but once you meet/marry your soulmate your world turns black and white, this is how people can tell that married couples really love each other because they’re willing to give up a world of colors for their soulmate. If your soulmate dies you get to see color again.

{7}You will be able to see the world in full color once you meet your soulmate but until then, you can only see the world in the eye color of your soulmate. However, you can alter the color your soulmate can see, for example, by wearing contact lenses. Like if you wear blue contact lenses, your soulmate sees the world in blue, purple makes them see the world in purple and etc. And you realize each day/week you get to see the world in a different color because your soulmate is being all cute and would want you to see every color there is and they probably have a huge collection of contact lenses by the time you both meet.

{8}Everyone is born color blind and their sights are fixed once they meet their soulmate,

[ Hair ]

{9}If you dye your hair, your soulmate’s hair color changes as well

{10}Like the above AU but you only get highlights for the dyed color of your soulmate’s hair. If your hair color returns to normal, it means your soulmate has returned to their natural hair color too.

{11}If your soulmate dyes their hair your fingernails turn into that color (like nail polish?)

{12}If your soulmate dyes their hair, your eyes turn into that color

✖ Soulmate AUs involving any kind of body mark

[ Tattoos ]

{13}You and your soulmate have identical tattoos on your wrist about the date when you’ll meet each other. Place and time can be included (as opposed to the countdown AUs).

{14}Where a tattoo isn’t set from the moment you’re born and whatever tattoos your soulmate gets,

{15}You remove your tattoo because you hate the idea of someone dictating who you can be with for the rest of your life and the person who’s removing it happens to be your soulmate and they’re torn between letting you know and just not bringing it up because you kind of went there because you didn’t want a soulmate and vice versa.

{16}Your tattoo is only half complete and it completes itself the moment you find your soulmate, like if you had half a heart, you’d get a full heart on your skin.

{17}You don’t have a name tattoo on your wrist, meaning you probably don’t have a soulmate but you didn’t want your friends to tease you about it so you had a tattoo made on your wrist about some name you picked at random because your friend said she wanted to see it soon. And then somehow there’s a person claiming to be your soulmate and they’re kind of cute and sweet so you don’t know what to do.

{18}Because the universe is sadistic af, it only gave you the first letter of your soulmate’s name.

[ Scars ]

{19}The only way for your scars to disappear is when your soulmate kisses them goodbye.

[ Others ]

{20}Whatever mark you get on your skin your soulmate gets it too so one day, you just kind of just get a sharpie and start writing on your skin.

{21}Whatever happens to the other, you feel it too (no actual injury but you feel the same amount of pain)

✖ Soulmate AUs involving dreams

{22}If you’re on separate time zones, when you sleep, you see the world in the eyes of your soulmate at present time. You see the world through your soulmate’s eyes, what they’re eating, who they’re talking to, the contents of the essay paper they’re trying to finish, but if they look into a mirror/reflective surface/picture, the image is blurred so you don’t really have a clue what they look like.

{23}You see your soulmate in the eyes of their friend instead.

{24}soulmates have the ability to dream together/meet each other in your dreams regardless of whether or not you two meet in real life. Your dreams could then be like a real-life video game, for example, you two could be in a zombie-apocalypse type of dream and you both would try your best to help each other out. If one gets bitten/dies you wake up and your soulmate is there to tell you everything is alright or tease you how you couldn’t shoot fast enough and then you’d both go back to sleep and maybe start round two.

{25}Your soulmate is dead and the only way you two can see each other again is in your dreams and everyday your soulmate tries to make sure you know they love you and will always be there for you the moment you close your eyes and retire for the night.
✖ Other Soulmate AUs

{26}You and your soulmate can communicate with thoughts

{27}A little red string is tied around your pinky and it leads you to your soulmate

malec fic rec

For the anon who was asking the other day, here we go!

As always, leave kudos and comments. Tell those wonderful people exactly how wonderful they are. They make our days with their talent, let’s give back a little ;).

You can find them all and my past fic recs on my fic rec page.

Personal favorites are marked with a 

BANIVERSE @baniverse

Alec volunteers at an art organization known as Nephilart as a body artist. Magnus is his body model, and something special grows between them.

CLOCKWORKSWAN @clockworkswans

“Magnus freezes. It’s then that he realises. He should’ve seen it before. He’s fairly certain he’s crushing on his best friend. His neighbour. The one boy who grew alongside him.”
Childhood sweethearts AU where Alec and Magnus grow up next door to each other. Over the years, they transition from playmates to best friends to something more. But as usual, the path to happiness is always complicated. Oneshot.

CRAZYELLEPHANT @crazyellephantrambles

Alec Lightwood likes to go on road trips. He doesn’t pick up hitchhikers. But the one time he does, it’s Magnus. He’s in for an adventure or maybe even fall in love.

DORKBERTO @dorkberto

Bibliophile

Despite what his sister thinks about his non-existent love life, Alec is not in danger of an oncoming descent into recluse crazy cat owner. For one; Church would eat his competitors for Alec’s undivided attention and two; Alec’s a little hung up over Magnus Bane.

EVERYDAYFANDOM @everydayfandom

Sometimes someone comes along and throws you of your life path. And sometimes that’s not such a bad thing.

FIREBLAZIE @fireblazie

The mask and goggles clatter to the ground. Isabelle makes a choked noise, and Jace whispers, paper-thin, “Alec?”

Magnus stops breathing as Alec’s gaze—cold, dead, and empty—comes to rest impassively on them.

“Who the hell is Alec?”

(Loosely based on Captain America: The Winter Soldier.)

HEARTSDESIRE456 @jchelseaw

When Magnus Bane bought the space for his dance studio, Pandemonium, he had no idea that the wall between it and the MMA Training Gym next door was so thin. Neither did he realize that a dispute over the loud music would lead to him becoming involved in the world of MMA and, more importantly, guide him to the man who would end up changing his life.

Alternate canon telling of Magnus and Alec’s story. Set in the TV ‘verse but without any of the main story of the books or TV show. There is no Valentine Circle Uprising Thing going on. It’s pretty much just an alternative version of how Alec and Magnus and their child(ren) become the Lightwood-Bane family.

KETZ @sweetillusionketz

Magnus Bane has made a name for himself in the fashion industry after raising high against all odds and becoming the Editor in Chief of the world’s most celebrated fashion magazine, Pandemonium. He’s powerful, influential, and most of all, he’s a genius.

Just not when it comes to technology. In fact, Magnus hates it with a passion.

So one can imagine his distaste when, after a huge thunderstorm, Pandemonium’s office lost every in a short circuit and he was forced to buy thousands worth of new fancy products from Light Inc., the world’s most renowned technology company.

Good thing all that high-tech crap comes with instructions in the form of Alec Lightwood.

The Olympic Games were more than the biggest sports competition of the world. It was the time for gods to be born, for the mighty to raise and triumph over fabulous feats. Athletes from all over the globe challenged the human body and competed to be consecrated the very best.

It is a time of high expectations and even higher levels of emotions. A time for greatness, for glory.

But can it also be a time for love?

After one black out too many, Ragnor and Catarina had enough of Magnus trying to drink himself to an early grave. It was time for an intervention and they had the perfect place in mind: The Institute, the best rehabilitation installation in the New York state.

Only Magnus wasn’t exactly asked for his opinion on the matter. And if there is something Magnus doesn’t like, is to be forced into something.

Maybe the Head of the Institute, Alec Lightwood, is enough of an argument to chance his mind?

Alec Lightwood had a good life in Columbus, Ohio. He was growing strong as a lawyer in his mother’s law firm and achieving his dream-career step by step. He had a good life, comfortable and steady, if not a little boring.

So, when headhunter Magnus Bane offered him an interview at the prestigious IDRIS LLP in New York, Alec decided that it couldn’t hurt to take a look. After all, one didn’t turn down IDRIS LLP off the hat, even if they weren’t really interested.

Little did he know that New York offered much more than a job in a bigger company. The city was fast, insanely alive, but most of all, it had Magnus. And Magnus changed everything.

MAGICANDARCHERY @magicandarchery

It’s Christmas Eve and Alec is just trying to get home to his family to celebrate Christmas when he suddenly finds himself stranded in the airport, frantically searching for any other way to get home.

With the help of a kind military serviceman named Luke, can Alec make it home in time for Christmas?

“A road trip?” Alec repeats instead, doing his best to hide the intrigued note in his voice at the description of the car as he sits in his chair, thumb running along the side of his middle finger. “Sounds fun.”

“I was hoping you’d say that,” Magnus’ voice holds a lighter tone than before. It’s subtle, but it’s there, and Alec knits his brow together. “The Pacific Coast Highway is beautiful this time of year.”

MALECISEVERYTHING @m-aleciseverything

Alec, Jace, and Simon go to Vegas for Jace’s bachelor party and things get a little bit ridiculous.

Alec wakes up the next morning and…wait a minute, who’s that in his bed?

MASTER OF UNLOCKING @withbrokenbones

Once upon a time, in a faraway land called Brooklyn, an older-than-he-seemed Warlock lived in a fashionable loft apartment…

Magnus Bane angers the wrong warlock and ends up with more than he bargained for. Not only is he cursed to live out fairytales that risk his life in increasingly creative ways, he also has to find his One True Love within the year or face dire consequences.

An AU set in the canon universe.

OH_LA_FRAISE @ohlafraise

Alec couldn’t remember the last time he’d felt so natural talking to someone—usually, he stuttered and had to scramble for things to say. With Magnus, it felt like they would never run out of things to talk about. The only hiccup was when the topic of careers came up; when Alec explained in detail how he worked as an editor, Magnus simply said he worked in fashion and demurred quickly. Alec didn’t push; he could imagine “I was a reality TV star” was a topic you would want to avoid on a first date.

AKA irreverent Christmas fluff in which Magnus Bane is a name everyone recognizes except Alec.

There were three unspoken rules to the Manhattan Institute of Higher Learning, New York’s premier private K-12 school:

1) Respect that the space under the football bleachers was for sex, and only for sex.
2) Don’t eat the cafeteria meatloaf.
3) Never mention Mr. Bane to Mr. Lightwood or vice versa, unless you wanted the whole class to get extra homework.

OHPRONGS @lightwoodlesbians

or, the ’i sneaked into this huge house party for some free alcohol but you asked me how i knew the host and the first excuse i could think of was that i’m dating their sibling, so i basically just lied to you about going out with you’ au

OTPPUREFUCKINGMAGIC @otppurefuckingmagic

magnus disappears on a thursday. there’s too much alec remembers about that day.

STARWITNESS42 @baneismyexistence

Alec Lightwood has dreamed of hoisting Lord Stanley since he was eight. It’s in his blood. He’s spent the last five years trying to make that dream a reality, only managing to fall short each time.

Until a scandal leads to a multi-team trade that sends Magnus Bane his way. One of the top performing wingers in the league. An up and coming star.

And the most handsome man Alec has ever met.

He’s doomed.

Fantasy Daddy Simulator -- Final Fantasy XV x Dream Daddy Headcanons (Part 1)

Okay, I’m far too impatient to wait until this is all finished. SO HERE! Have the first part to the FFXV x Dream Daddy headcanons. c: It’s fun to write, that’s for sure, and it’s cool to think about the fun scenario of all these single dads. I hope you guys enjoy the day I go on our Fantasy Daddies though!
(So weird to say that, not gonna lie…)


PREGAME NOTES

  • Let’s add about 15-20 years on these boys. Give them time for the children to grow older.
  • Let’s also say they live in that cul-de-sac area just like from Dream Daddy.
  • And the children are just me throwing dumb thoughts your way. Because yay for thinking up of headcanons (and child characters unmentioned!).

FANTASY DADDY SIMULATOR – FFXV x Dream Daddy (Part 1)

Featuring: Noctis Lucis Caelum, Prompto Argentum, Ignis Scientia, and Gladiolus Amicitia


Noctis Lucis Caelum – Divorced, Father of Three Boys

Likes: Fishing, Sleeping In, Telling Stories About The Good Ol’Days
Dislikes: Veggies, Cooking Heathy Things For His Kids, Not Being Able to Fish or Sleep

  • He was married to Lunafreya Nox Fleuret as part of an arranged marriage ordeal. But as time passed, they came to realize that they never really got the live they life they wanted to when they were immediately married at twenty-years old.
  • So they mutually divorced, yet they still remain very big and important figures in their kids lives, despite having a shared custody over them.
  • Noctis takes the kids for a month and then they alternate back and forth. But luckily for Noctis, Lunafreya just lives up the road, so they boys can really just pick where they want to go.
  • The boys ultimately decide that they’d rather live with their dad more than their mom. No offense to Lunafreya, really! They’re just, you know, more okay with Noctis being a chill dad than with Lunafreya being a proper lady mom.
  • Noctis is the kind of dad who will pretend to be asleep until noon on his days off, refusing to get up even when his little boys would jump on him and demand his attention.
  • Or demand food. Can’t they just make ramen like how Uncle Gladio taught them? Damn… Now he’d have to break out that emergency cookbook Ignis made him.

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The Steven Multiverse

I was re-watching Say Uncle recently since the show is coming back in two weeks and I really don’t have a lot going on while I’m looking for a job. Now, as I was watching through it something caught my eye that made my theory senses tingle.

Obviously, Say Uncle isn’t canon, but the fact of the matter is that it exists, so if it’s not explicitly canon it is at the very least a part of it’s own canon: an alternate universe where the events of SU still take place up until that point, but in which Say Uncle is canon as well

Now back to what I saw that piqued my interest. The frames were brief but there was enough time to pick out a list of individuals who Uncle Grandpa had helped out prior to the episode

For the sake of brevity I’m not going to include all of the, but among those listed are characters from Dexters Lab, the Powerpuff Girls, Ed Edd ‘n Eddy, and The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. Basically, Uncle Grandpa has met with pretty much every Cartoon Network character since the mid 90′s. From this we can conclude that this episode’s universe overlaps in some way or another with the multiverses of each of these shows, and this is huge news, because it means the things those shows overlap with are are also in the same multiverse.

For the first branch, let’s go with Billy and Mandy, because that’s the smaller one and when I say this is huge I’m not exaggerating. If anything i’m endaggerating, this shit is goddamn brobdingnagian.

Now, this should go without saying for those of you who watched this growing up, but for those of you who didn’t or just don’t remember very well, but Billy and Mandy takes place the the Lovecraft Mythos, with Billy having summoned both Cthulhu and Yog’Sothoth at different points in the show. The Lovecraft mythos, which has been added to by horror writers for almost a century is nothing short of enormous. Even non-horror series have had Cthulhu appear before, including South Park, Rick and Morty, and Gravity Falls (the last two of those also intersect with each other directly, as Grunkle Stan’s mug entered a portal in the latter, only to emerge from one of rick’s portals in the former)

At this point ladies, gentlemen and assorted third parties, we are no longer in the mere scope of Steven Universe, but if you thought we were done here, you’ve got a whole other thing coming. I’ll leave Gravity Falls for later, because what it connects to is kind of the cherry on top of everything for me.

Okay, Powerpuff Girls. Where is this going to go you may be wondering? Well fucking watch this

Bam!

Okay, wait, please come back!

I know, I know, the nu!PPG and TTG are probably the most hated cartoons on the planet right now but let’s be real here. This isn’t the first time the Powerpuff Girls and DC comics have overlapped. The girls met the Justice League in the original series (along with Major Glory from Dexter’s Lab), and DC has been producing the PPG comics for years now. This is just the only image I could find that has both on screen together, and this is where things get interesting

The DC comics multiverse, home of Superman, Wonder Woman, and every iconic super hero or heroine who’s had a god awful movie in the past few years, is massive, and has crossed over with almost every huge universe in some way or another. Hell, even Marvel is in there. Deadpool and Deathstroke are canonically different versions of the same guy.

You realize what this means don’t you? Your LarsXTony Stark slash fic is canonically viable! Also this thing is only still growing. As of late, DC has added the Watchmen to the total canon 

And the silver age batman has met Scooby Doo.

As of Mystery Incorporated, all Hanna Barberra cartoons such as the Flintstones, the Jetsons, Johnny Quest and even The Venture Bros are part of the same multiverse, which means that what we were calling the “Steven Multiverse” now includes all of DC, Marvel, Cartoon Network, the Lovecraft Mythos (including the works of Stephen King). And can you believe we still have more?

Duck Dodgers is an honorary Green Lantern, which at this point may not even phase you, but once Warner Brothers gets added to the mix, things star getting weird, and mind you, this is weirdness in a multiverse where Steven Universe exists somewhere alongside Rorshach.

See, with the introduction of the Warner Brothers and all they entail, we now have to contend with the world of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, where Daffy Duck appears alongside Donald as an actor portraying his cartoon self, which just raises more questions about this megaverse’s own ontology. Who the fuck expected to be gaslighted by Jessica Rabbit?

 If it’s any consolation, the megaverse doesn’t give a fuck, since now that Disney is in there, we can add in Final Fantasy by way of Kingdom Hearts

At this point this has just gotten ridiculous. Between Steven Universe, Kingdom Hearts, the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Gravity Falls, Rick and Morty the Powerpuff Girls, and lord knows what else, half the fucking fandoms on this shitty website now take place in the same universe. For fuck’s sake, Space Jam and Steven King’s IT now take place in the same multiverse! At this point, the only thing left to do is give you that cherry on top I promised in the beginning.

Remember how I mentioned I was saving Gravity Falls for last? Well, here’s the fucking roots of the iceberg. See, this show isn’t the only place where Gravity Falls appears. It’s a minor detail snuck in by a background artist and found by a redditor, but there is one last map on which gravity falls is marked, and it’s found on the wall of noted conspiracy theorist…

wait for it…

Jude Harley, from Hiveswap, the long-awaited Homestuck game due to come out next January. Yes, you heard me, Homestuck’s in there too!

WestAllen Stans Are Delusional

WestAllen fans think Barry and Iris have chemistry.

WestAllen fans think all Snowbarry shippers/people who don’t ship Barry and Iris are racist.

WestAllen fans don’t acknowledge that the actual reason 99% of people ship Snowbarry and dislike WestAllen/Iris is because of a lack of chemistry and Iris being a poorly written character.

WestAllen fans don’t realize that the majority of Snowbarry shippers, while we might not like Iris, we like/have absolutely nothing against Candice Patton. We recognize that an actress is not the character she plays

WestAllen fans don’t acknowledge the awkwardness of the pairing. It’s not actually incest, but it sure can be awkward when their dad walks in on them.

WestAllen fans don’t acknowledge the fact that Iris once said she and Barry were kind of like brother and sister even though they weren’t. Maybe Barry has never seen her as a sister, but she certainly has seen him as a brother.

WestAllen fans never acknowledge the fact that Iris made her decision to get with Barry because of “destiny”.

WestAllen fans think it’s okay that Iris tried to sabotage Barry’s relationship with Linda, saying that she was just starting to realize her feelings and that’s why she did it. Okay, so why didn’t Barry crash her and Eddie’s dates and tell Eddie things in an effort to break him and Iris up like Iris did with Linda? After all, Barry was very aware of his feelings for Iris, and yet with the exception of when Iris kissed him in an alternate timeline, he was always 100% supportive of her relationship. He even tried to convince Joe that it was wrong not to give Eddie his blessing to marry Iris.

WestAllen fans think how Iris emotionally abuses Barry in episodes like 3x15 and 3x16 isn’t toxic.

WestAllen fans hate Barry for maturely asking for some space, yet are totally on Iris’s side when she vindictively waits in the room for Barry to wake up after being stabbed by Savitar, show off her ring-less singers, and walk away.

WestAllen fans don’t acknowledge that Savitar isn’t a clone of Barry. He’s a future version of Barry, and guess what, he was willing to kill Iris.

WestAllen fans don’t acknowledge that while Savitar threatened to kill Killer Frost if Cisco didn’t help him, he tried to kill Iris twice and threatened to try a third time. If he’s willing to do that to the supposed love of his life, who’s to say he didn’t in his own way care about Frost despite threatening to kill her? At least he never tried like he did with Iris!

WestAllen fans say Savitar was just using Killer Frost, but it was only in this timeline that he needed her to help him take down the Black Flash. Before Barry went to 2024, Savitar wasn’t going to use Tracy to build the speed force bazooka earlier so he could splice himself throughout time, considering he still got trapped in the speed force by Barry. And guess what? He still worked with Killer Frost and never killed her in that timeline. If he had shown any inclination to not care about her/their partnership, she wouldn’t have said they made one hell of a team.

WestAllen fans ignore the amazing chemistry Barry and Caitlin have and were allowed to express in season one before the writers started keeping them apart to prop up WestAllen.

WestAllen fans get pissed when anyone sends Candice hate, (a rational/good thing to do), but ignore it/write it off as unimportant when someone sends Danielle or even Grant hate.

Some WestAllen fans go so far as to be Grandice fans, and while I have seen Granielle fans too, I have yet to see one of them openly bash Grant and his fiancee LA. It might happen, but until I see it, I can’t say for sure. I think the Grandice fans are far more extreme and they have for sure bashed Grant and LA because they want Grant to get with Candice.

WestAllen fans start frothing at the mouth anytime someone even criticizes how Iris’s character is written, and yet I have seen them talk about wanting Caitlin to die and they expect no one to bat an eye at that.

WestAllen fans hate Savitar for trying to kill Iris in an act of self-preservation considering if she didn’t die, he would never be born. He even said so to Killer Frost and the moment she survived, the paradox began to catch up to him. And yet, none of them batted an eye when Iris shot Savitar in the back with a gun right in front of Barry. Sure, she was trying to save him, but if they sympathize with her shouldn’t they also sympathize with his plight? After all, he is Barry. Oh, wait, they only care about Iris. My bad.

WestAllen fans think Iris saved Barry just like she does when she shot Savitar, and she technically did, yet they all seem to forget the fact that she also killed Barry in front of him.

WestAllen stans think Barry didn’t care about any of the other relationships he was in. But Barry really had feelings for Felicity and even called her from Central City to tell her if she ever wanted to date someone other than Oliver, that he would be on time. He liked Linda a lot, but Iris was there interfering the whole time, so Barry and Linda sadly never stood a chance. Sucks, because I thought Linda was cool. But, we know Barry really wanted it to work and really did care about the relationship considering after Iris’s interference, Barry was willing to eat that horribly hot pepper in an effort to convince Linda that he really wanted the two of them to stay together. And then Barry really loved Patty. He got his eyesight back after kissing her, went on a literal blind date with her because he really didn’t want to cancel, told her he loved her, there was a deleted scene where they made love and he ran out to get her ice cream, he was open to exploring something new even though Iris was his first love and wasn’t even thinking about his feelings for Iris when he was dating Patty, he wanted to tell Patty he was the Flash, he loved her enough to let her go so she’d be safe, and he had nightmares about Zoom killing her because she was the person he loved and he knew Zoom would go after the people he loved most. It wasn’t nightmares about Iris dying he was having. It was Patty. Snowbarry shippers and non WA shippers don’t deny that Barry loves Iris, and yet, I have seen so many WestAllen stans act like Barry hasn’t cared about any of his past love interests at all when that’s a blatant lie.

WestAllen stans are going to accuse me of using their tag even though I put this in the anti tag. Learn to use the hashtag. If you show up here with your hate, you will be blocked. If you come at me with foul language, death threats, and false accusations as you have in the past, you will be reported WestAllen stans.

WestAllen fans call their ship healthy despite everything I have listed.

WestAllen fans are going to come along and deny everything I have said because they are delusional and only see things through their shipper goggles.

And WestAllen fans think Snowbarry shippers are the delusional ones! Honestly, most people who ship Snowbarry are pretty sure it’s never going to happen by now. It doesn’t matter to us, though. Why should we stop shipping our ship just because it isn’t canon? I didn’t stop shipping Zutara, Dramione, or Harmony because of Kataang, Maiko, and Romione, so why would I stop shipping Snowbarry? So, how exactly are Snowbarry shippers delusional if we aren’t saying constantly how our pairing is for sure going to happen and that Barry doesn’t love Iris? 

Also for any wayward Westallen fan who comes along to bother me, before you call me racist like I know you’re going to despite the fact that my post was not racist at all, take another look at my blog and you will see that my favorite character on the 100 was Lincoln, a black man, I love Bonnie, a black woman, from the Vampire Diaries and Bonenzo was my OTP, I’m writing a book where my female lead is a black woman, and not only did I have a huge crush on a black boy in my freshman year of high school, but my first boyfriend was Mexican. So, shut your traps when it comes to race. And if you try to say that my pointing out that I have loved POC is racist as so many people do, then I don’t know what’s wrong with you honestly. How the hell is it racist to say that I have loved people of color? It’s not like I’m one of those people who says they have friends who are people of color after making a racist slur; I have never made a racist slur in my life and nothing about my post was racist. And I didn’t love these people because they were people of color. That just happened to be their race. All you have to do is be a good person and I can like you. Race means nothing to me. You have to realize, my parents never taught me about other people’s prejudices. I didn’t know prejudices existed until I learned about them in school. I was appalled when I found out that people discriminated against each other for something like race. Because of the way I was raised, I don’t have a racist or bigoted bone in my body. I look at who people are as people, what their personalities are, how they treat others, and then I make a decision as to whether or not I would want to be their friend/continue being their friend. I don’t look at skin color at all.

Rumour Has It

MASTERLIST

Part 1
Part 2

Request: Um.. Can I request a Seb song fic? It’s Adele’s rumour has it. It’s up to you to make it a one shot,, or long ones! Thx:)))

A/N: So, this was supposed to only be one part but I just kept writing and writing…. this ended up being over 6K words and it’s probably somewhere around the middle of this story so… Yeah, decided to split it into two parts. If you guys are not happy with the ending, I could MAYBE do an alternate ending that would probably not fit the song or the way I thought about it. Some people may think of it differently but I hope you like my take on it and enjoy reading this long piece.

Pairing: Sebastian Stan x reader

Words: 6,085

Warning: If your name is Tempesta or Tempest to be exact, I’m sorry. I don’t mean to offend anyone, I actually think Tempest is a pretty damn cool name. I’m sorry I made the reader speak so badly about the name. I just searched rare names and Tempest showed up. 


The lyrics in the video and the lyrics I’ve added in this story are different because the lyrics I wrote down are the ones on the album version. 


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10 Years of SteveTony Fic Rec

As I’m sure you all know by now, today (March 14th) is the 10th anniversary of The Confession and the 10th anniversary of the SteveTony ship!

Since my fic wasn’t done in time to post today (homework and midterms are a bitch), and I wanted to post something today for the anniversary of The Confession, I’ve decided to post a fic rec with my all time favorite stevetony fics of all time! Here we go! Hopefully my anniversary fic will be done by tomorrow lol

It’s long, you’ve been warned. Also, this is in no way an exhaustive list of my favs and when I think of more I might add them lol

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This post started out as a response to @linkspooky​‘s meta about Mutsuki and it grew completely out of control so now it’s it’s own post. But please read that meta first [x]

First of all, I agree that Mutsuki’s sheer brutality, in parallel’s to Juuzou’s, is a way to further show the kind of institution the CCG is, though I’m not sure I used the exact same logic. Here’s how I see it:

In TG we are shown the CCG as supposedly hesitant to let Juuzou be an investigator, and we see a CCG that is doing it’s best to curb his violent impulses. The specific nature of Juuzou’s recruitment makes it seem like the CCG was hesitant to use his violence because of his lack of morals, and Shinohara was trying to give him a second chance. 

So we are set up to think that the CCG does care about the morals of its investigators, to an extent. 

Of course, even in TG, we see the CCG exploit Suzuya’s ability and test his potential. We see that they are willing to use it during the Aogiri raid.

But because of that recruitment scene, and because of Shinohara’s specific personality, we are set up to think this isn’t the sort of thing the CCG seeks out. Even if we know that the CCG takes advantaged of traumatized kids and their anger, in TG it isn’t so explicitly made clear exactly the lengths they will go. 

Mutsuki’s narrative shows us that. TG:Re started hammering that in even before we knew Mutsuki’s backstory. The Quinx were all kids from broken homes who all agreed to such a surgery for reasons any moral organization wouldn’t except. Saiko didn’t even sign her own consent papers. 

But Mutsuki’s actual backstory makes it even more clear. The CCG doesn’t actually care about morality or the moral character of its investigators. They just need people capable of committing the violence the CCG perpetrates. They don’t care why that violence is committed, as long as it is. 

Showing the extremes of Mutsuki’s instability and violence is a way of hammering home just how little the CCG actually cares about this stuff. 

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itsladykit  asked:

Ollie! Congratulations on 100+ followers! No one deserves it more! If you're still taking requests, how about 83 for Swapfell!Sans/Original Papyrus. Because the rarepairs need love, and I know you like a challenge. ; )

you come into my home and you give me a rarepair and expect me to not slam my car door on my fucking skull, okay. after deliberation i’ve discovered that i may or may not like this ship that there’s literally nothing for, thank you for that.

WARNINGS: fake edgy, mention of death, non-graphic violence

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The Inevitable Doesn’t Alter

Day 4, prompt “Alterations”. Warning, might be a bit angsty. Enjoy!


ALTERATION

1) a change, usually a slight change, in the appearance, character, or structure of something:

“You’re not as silly as you used to be.” Sam commented on one of their movie nights.
Danny didn’t really know what to say.
“Well, that’s better, right?”
It was a sign of maturing, after all.
Sam didn’t seem to agree.
“What I mean,” she focused all of her attention on the boy now. Tucker remained asleep.“Is that you’re… Different. More… reserved. Not making as much stupid jokes or puns anymore.”
“You were always complaining when I was making them,” he pointed out, not really understanding what was the problem.
“I was, but it was part of you! Ever since… That day, you gradually stopped!”
The Day.
Yeah, it was quite enough to stop him from being his usual self.
If his usual self was going to be a witty evil bastard he might as well start changing his behavior to prevent it as early as possible.
He was… Afraid. Very much so. He feared the future, he feared what was going to happen.

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ris reacts 2 super deluxe!

so thanks to that one dude on reddit my poor ass listened to the super deluxe bonus tracks & here’s my feels™ about them track by track because wowie kazowie

  • if you weren’t a fan of 2d’s beloved, the fall, you probably won’t be into long beach. for whatever reason it also made me think of d-sides since it sounds like an teaser instrumental they’d use for a plastic beach promo/ident.
  • colombians is interesting because i didn’t expect it to sound like that, but i know for a fact it has 2d written all over it. the thought of murdoc throwing his headphones across the room upon hearing this clusterfuck of sounds amused me. 
  • ok, um, duetz? is making me feel a type of fucking way!? don’t ask why, it’s just sexy and far too short. it’s remnant to kanye west/daft punk. as usual, i can only make out half of what’s being said in this song, which is shit, cause i like the vibe it gives off. 
  • i’m assuming that midnite float was cut & they only used the ‘shivers down my backbone’ line for momentz. i personally think that if it was edited into a seamless transition & went straight to azekal’s vocals, it could’ve been a solid interlude in between momentz & submission.
  • grilling with it’s face. i tell you what, i figured this song would be stupid & it is. i’m sure it was an in-studio joke that they thought was funny and ended up turning into a cryptic song.
  • i could’ve done without the alternative charger- it doesn’t have the same charm as it did with grace jones.
  • INSIDE! THIS! BAG! the anDRAMeda special is a bop & i liked watching the live performances with it added in! HOWEVER, as funky as this take on the song is, i love what andromeda came to be. it’s my favorite song from humanz.
  • busted & blue with faia younan is so mesmerizing. the lyrics she wrote for this (which are translated on genius) explain the meaning behind the english busted & blue, almost like the conversation going on between both latin simones.
  • for whatever reason, carnival 2d special disappointed me. i was hoping i’d be able to hear 2d’s verse more clearly in the studio recording since i couldn’t make out anything when they performed it live. it did make me realize that carnival is better with anthony hamilton on it’s own.
  • five whales in a dream sounds nothing like gorillaz & that’s why it’s so intriguing. as soon as i heard it i was like, wyd?!? i don’t hate it either, it sounds a bit similar to loveher4years from VAPERROR. for me, it’s their attempt at vaporwave lmfao.
  • YOU ALREADY KNOW garage palace is too fucking lit like man wtf why was that not on the deluxe right after halfway house!? i love it, it’s great, the visual made me nut, thank u gorillaz & little simz for blessing me.
  • speaking of nutting-  she’s my collar kali special. i can’t even with myself rn i’m so gay??? but also i’m gonna need someone to edit the two versions together at some point, because it’s hot af.
  • can u believe these mf have been teasing phoenix on the hill this whOLE FUCKIN TIME? always wondered what that mysterious intro was from, should’ve figured! that was sneaky, nice one guys. 
  • as we know, humanz was originally transformerz, so essentially this song set the initial tone to phase 4. if you do a listen through of plastic beach, the fall & then the song transformerz (in the instance it opened the newest album)- it comes full circle & that’s super fucking cool whether intentional or not.

anyway i overall enjoyed it- it’s another g-sides, except now it’s h-sides! :P maybe i’ll do more of these track by track posts for past gorillaz albums eventually, we’ll seeeee. sorry 2 gorillaz for being curious & broke af, i did however buy humanz deluxe so i’m not that naughty!

Thoughts on Wish!Hook and why I am still excited for S7

If anyone cares to hear them…

I know there are a wide range of feelings about the fact that Season 7 Hook/Officer Rogers is actually Wish!Hook. I know some people LOVE it. I know some people HATE it. 

I immediately fell into the first camp.

A fact I shared with a friend today who immediately responded, “Ugh…why? Wish!Realm Hook is a buffoon and a mockery of Hook.”

And you know what? She’s not wrong there. It got me seriously thinking about this particular Hook, and I just thought I’d share those thoughts here. With you. My people. Because anyone else would think I was crazy for spending all this time analyzing this topic…

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[Headcanon] How Kumo really ended up with the Nibi.

Alternatively: That one time Tobirama made friends with the Necromancer Hellcat.

Because I can totally see the Nibi trolling the Shinobi world. Mito thinks it’s hilarious, and Tobirama has got to get his kicks somehow.


It begins when Mito seals the Kyubi into her navel with nothing but ink and chakra. Suddenly the whole shinobi world is gearing up, ready for battle. In the idiot-mind of Tobirama’s older brother (seriously, this naïve trusting nature of his will get him killed someday) the best thing to do is to track down the other bijuu, seal them up into nice little packages, and ship them off to neighboring countries.

‘Everybody gets a Bijuu!’ He announces over the kotatsu during dinner one night, beaming at his own brilliance.

Tobirama facepalms when he hears this.

Mito snorts, but secretly she agrees with her brother-in-law.

This can only end in tears.

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Out of the Frying Pan (25/?)

“You want me to climb out a window or something?” Killian asked, blue eyes flashing up at her. “Because I don’t know if I’m that coordinated.”

“You don’t have to climb out of anything. Although you should probably consider putting pants on before we go outside.”

“I can do that,” he said softly, the emotion obvious in his voice as it settled into the pit of her stomach.

He pulled his arm away, only after brushing his lips across hers and Henry pounded the door again. “Mom! I’m starving. Can we make pancakes? Or you could make french toast if you really want. Can we just eat? Soon?”

AN: Guys. Guuuuys. Emotions. EMOTIONS. Lots of them. And a hint of angst. And then more emotions. Thank you so much for your continued response to this story. It constantly blows my mind. As does that aesthetic because @distant-rose is the best. 

Living it up on Ao3 and tag’ed up from the start on Tumblr

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anonymous asked:

why did Ouma choose to play the villain role in particular rather than just laying low like Tsumugi did? it interests me that he chose to play a role that he probably knew he'd get so much hate for

I’m not sure if these two asks are from the same person or just about the same topic specifically, so I decided to answer the both of them together!

This is a very interesting question, and understanding the answer requires understanding a lot of the general way Ouma’s mindset works. It’s also, in my opinion, one of the biggest tip-offs that he’s not nearly as chaotic or antagonistic a force as he likes to pretend to be. After all, for most liar-type characters, the obvious choice for how to play the game would be to try and fool other people into thinking they’re not a threat. It’s a lot easier to lie to people in order to get them to like you and think of you as harmless than it is to lie in order to get people to hate you, distrust you, and be generally pissed off at you all the time.

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@alien-angel-orsentientpotato​ HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERE’S PARTS ONE AND TWO OF A FIC THAT I ABSOLUTELY HAVEN’T BEEN WORKING ON FOR 6 MONTHS

Conflict of Interest (AKA the snapshots fic)

I.

Kurt wasn’t sure when it happened (probably around the same time that he and Pietro were grouped together for an in-class geography project) but Kurt started to notice Pietro.

Okay, not like that. He started to notice things about Pietro. In anyone else, he likely would have let it slide, wouldn’t have thought twice about the little tics he noticed. Except…

They were familiar.

Except Kurt had incredibly similar habits.

Except this was Pietro Maximoff, and from experience, Kurt knew that Pietro didn’t do anything without three separate underlying motives.

And it was always a good idea to understand the enemy, right?

Right.

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NYCC17 X-Files Panel Recap

Below the cut is my very long-winded, with lots of multi-media, NYCC17 Sunday (X-Files panel day!) recap for those interested. I think I switched tenses at one point because part of this I journaled the day after this all happened and part of it I didn’t, but deal with it for now and maybe I’ll edit it at some point.

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gosweetcaramel99  asked:

*slides in* I heard a certain some here has a SATBK AU :D

WHY YES, YES I DO (and i’m tagging @benignmilitancy​ bc they wanted to hear this too). although now that I think about it it’s not so much an AU as much as it is “SatBK if the plot had been better written by being more accurate to Arthurian lore”.

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