i made shit while i was away

An AA!Steve Appreciation Post

(to go with the AA!Tony post I made a while ago)

1. sunshine boy (“The Ultimates”)

2. ☆ all american beef ☆ (“Savages”)

3. star spangled smolder (“In Deep”)

4. Original Flavor™ (“House of Zemo”)

5. maybe it’s maybelline (“Civil War Pt.2: The Mighty Avengers”)

+bonus: i ♥ tony stark butter pecan (“Saving Captain Rogers”)

Me, the DM: So the farmer comes and wakes you up during the night, exclaiming-

Farmer: I saw something wander into my basement while out looking for a noise which disturbed my sheep, could you, adventurers, please take a look at it? So there’s no monster that has made its home down there while i was away yesterday?

Player 2, OCC: No! I’m having a nappy

Farmer: Please?

Player 1: No

Other players, following along: No

Farmer: Really?!

All players proceed to laugh and snicker for a bit, but eventually head out afterwards anyways

9

Baz, Dev and Niall

“Dev and Niall, bless them, act like I’ve arrived eight minutes late to breakfast, instead of eight weeks. Dev nudges Niall, and Niall gives me a bored once-over, then moves the teapot away from my spot, which they’ve left empty. Good men.”

[ask me anything!] 

Fuck Away the Pain

Originally posted by luhan-vevo

A/N:…I don’t know why I keep writing smut. I- I can’t control myself.

Warnings: Cheating, Rough(ish) sex, Thigh riding, (Light)Choking, Dirty talk, Orgasm Denial, Cumplay, ya know, the typical stuff

~Admin Allie

Two forty-nine,” was all you said under your breath when you realized that Sehun hadn’t come home. You just knew he was with her, the person he called his business partner. But it was so obvious that she was more than that. The way they exchanged smirks over business dinners or greeted one another “unexpectedly” while you two were on a date always seemed so off. You would have given Sehun props if he had managed to keep it on the low, but he managed to think that you were actually that fucking dumb.  

You picked up your phone and dialed her number. He had the nerve to tell you that you should become friends with her. The closer you got to her, the more she smelled like a homewrecker that was out for the man you no longer claimed for yourself.

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baby, my baby | 08

Originally posted by kookmin

“Raise my child, just for twelve months”

◇ pairing: jungkook | reader
◇ genre: angst, fluff. parents au
◇ word count:  5.2 k
◇ author’s note: sUrPriSe everyone, i am finally back. it’s been ages since i’ve updated and i’m terribly sorry for leaving everyone hanging. but i’m finally done with the many tests and assessments, now finished with the first term of the year, and have now returned with a brand new chapter. i hope you’ll enjoy the update.

the series is back to its regular updating schedule of every friday evening from 11pm~12am korean time. i hope you enjoy it very much!

part one ↠ ↠ previous part ↠ part eight next part (coming next week!)

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PROMPT LIST

SEND ME REQUESTS!

1. “I’m not a person you should fall in love with.”

2. “I don’t mind you breaking my heart.”

3. “Just admit it, you wanna kiss me.” “Maybe you wanna kiss me and you think that using reverse psychology would make me kiss you.”

4. “Do you know how it feels when the person you love most tells you that you shouldn’t love them?”

5. “Bite that lip one more fucking time and you won’t be able to walk next morning.”

6. “I never thought I would say this, but damn babe, you look hotter in my clothes than I do.”

7. “Oh really? Make me.”

8. “Did you just push that guy off the couch just so you can cuddle with me?”

9. “Is there any reason you’re half naked in my room?”

10. “I’m not complaining, though. I like the view from here.”

11. “Oh, looks like there is no place to sit other than my lap.”

12. “Do you mind if we share that blanket? I’m cold.”

13. “Why are you so jealous?”

14. “You know, I purposely suggest scary movies just so I can hold you in my arms.”

15. “What’s the matter, love?” “Huh? Nothing, I’m just a little sad, that’s all.” “Come here.”

16. “I know I’m supposed to be mad at you, but I miss you so damn much.”

17. “You piece of shit, that’s not how you treat a woman.”

18. “What did I ever do to you?”

19. “I’m just scared that you’ll leave me one day.“

20. “You know what? I’m sick of this, I’m leaving.”

21. “No, no. You can yell or punch me, but don’t cry, please don’t cry. I can’t stand seeing you heart broken.“

22. “I wanna kiss you so bad right now.”

23. “I can’t have a proper conversation if you’re shirtless.”

24. “I can’t sleep. I had a nightmare again.”

25. “Holding you in my arms is the best feeling in the world.”

26. “I know I’m always the big spoon, but can I be the little one tonight?”

27. “You know I’d never leave you. I love you too much and I’m too selfish to walk away.”

28. “Did you just… shit, that was smooth.”

29. “You’re better than my favourite fictional character, and that means something.”

30. “Are you fucking crazy?” “Only for you, babe.”

31. “Excuse me? I’d appreciate if you wouldn’t be that attractive, thank you very much.“

32. “No one has ever treated me as good as you do.”

33. “You don’t talk much, but when you do, angelic words escape your mouth.” “Fucking shit.” “Well, I take that back.”

34. “You may not be my first girlfriend, but you are the only one that matters.“

35. “Out of all the things I like to eat, you’re my favourite.”

36. “I thought you hated me?” “Yeah… I thought that too.”

37. “I’m not a man-whore! I just love women!”

38. “I always joke around because it makes you smile and I love seeing you smile.”

39. “You’re the most adorable thing in the world.”

40. “You don’t fucking know how to have eyes for only one person! You always go around with a girl while looking at another!”

41. “You fell asleep on me, but it’s fine, I made sure you’re warm and comfortable.”

42. “Could you hold this for me?” “You only did that just so you could hold my hand!” “Oops?”

43. “Why are you so quiet around me?“ “Because I’m afraid I’d say something stupid and scare you away.”

44. “Oh shit, I’m so sorry.”

45. “Don’t joke about that.“

46. ”If I could I’d rip my heart out just so I can show you how hard it beats when I’m around you.“

47. ”I shouldn’t be doing this.“

48. ”Stop looking at me like that!“ “I’m sorry to break it to you, but that’s what eyes do.”

49. “My Mum would love you.“

50. “I’ll always be here.”

What You Need | Billy Hargrove Imagine

pairing: Billy Hargrove x Reader

warnings: slight angst,or just a shit ton of angst,swearing (as always), a little fluff (???)

summary: Reader is sad, Billy wants to cherish her.

word count:1.3k+

songs to listen to: sleeping at last - light

A/N: Hiii!! SO IF U WANT A PART 2 FOR THIS REQUEST IT BC I MIGHT HAVE SOME OTHER IDEAS FOR THIS??? IDKKK!!! 

Originally posted by golden--tragedy

The things she made me feel, they were undeniably real, she was real so real sometimes that it scared me, she was something else though, everything about her made me feel all fucked up in my stomach.

She parked in her usual spot, which was next to me and it gave me the chance to always flirt with her, always make some comments about her physical appearance, which made me seem like a douche, I get that but weren’t girls supposed to like compliments?

I always thought that until I met her, every time i complimented her, she rolled her eyes, turned her head away and she did not give two shits about it.

She thought I was an asshole and only did this because I wanted to bang her and leave, like I did with other girls, at first it was true.

I mean she was hot so why shouldn’t I try my shot to get in her pants, right? But then after a while when she started rejecting me more and more, I took it as a challenge and then the challenge turned into something else.

There was no denying that I was attracted to her, because let’s be honest she is hot. Also she listened to me, she helped me with a lot of stuff, which we promised not to talk about ever but still she thought I was an asshole and didn’t think I was her “friend”. I was glad though.

Hell no, I didn’t want to be her friend, I wanted something more.

She ignored me all the time, like literally about everything, and it made me want to get to know her, which I did at that time and when I got to know her, she got to know me too, but she still didn’t appreciate my “great” compliment.

So when she got out of her car, I walked up to her with a cigarette in my hand smirking.

As I took a long drag from it and inhaled slowly, I softly called her out “Hey princess, what are you up to?” I said throwing her my famous smirk.

“Hargrove, I really can’t deal with you this morning, leave me alone.” She said as she took of her glasses, and revealed her puffy, red eyes which instantly made my smirk drop and go next to her.

“Y/N? Are you okay? You can tell me what happened, let’s just sit down, we can skip if you want, I can take you out to eat someth-” I was about to finish my sentence as she cut me off harshly “Hargrove, just leave me alone.” She said wiping the tear that was about to drop and taking a deep breath as she enters the school.

I follow her of course to her lockers, and when she shuts it harshly she sees my face and just rolls her eyes and says “I really am not in the mood.” and as she is about to leave I hold her wrists and say “Wait, Y/N! Just come with me, I promise I won’t be an asshole, I just wanna be there for you.” I said looking genuine and she just looked back at me and said “Fine, but I want something to eat first.”

I smile at her and say “Alright, babe, follow me.” In which she just rolls her eyes and says “Hargrove!” which makes me just chuckle lightly.

We drove to a diner close by and I bought her some food, which kind of cheered her up warming my heart.

I looked up to her seeing her face buried in food smiling and staring at her, she just looked up and said “What?” “God you’re beautiful” I said without realising what I just blurted out and she choked on her food.

“Uhm?” She smiled, which I returned the smile and said “What? You heard me, you’re beautiful.” She blushed and muttered out a simple thank you and then looked up at me and said “See, Hargrove, sometimes you can be nice too.” and I just chuckled.

“So, tell me babygirl, who upset you?” She took a deep breath and just said “It’s Steve.” and as soon as I heard that bastards name I started breathing heavily “What the fuck did he do to you?” I said angrily.

In which she reached out to my arm and said “Billy, calm down, it’s nothing really!” God, how the fuck did she manage to make me go all soft like that in seconds.

“He said, he liked me and he wanted to take me out, and I went out with him, like a couple of times actually, and I thought he liked me back, but turns out he just needed someone to get his mind off of Nancy and we didn’t hang out for such a long time I knew that.” She said as her eyes started getting teary.

“But, I felt fucking used, you know? Like I actually had fun with him, and he had the audacity to come later and tell me that he got back together with her.” I just hold her hand which made her look up at me, “Hey baby girl, don’t cry he’s not worth it.” He said as he smiled and cupped my face.

“I know, I know and we didn’t have that oo I was in love with him thing, but for once in my life it felt good to feel loved- to feel wanted.” She said as she took a deep breath and wiped her eyes.

God, did she really feel this way? Did she not know how much I fucking wanted her? How much I needed someone like her? Screw, Steve! He doesn’t know what the fuck he’s missing.

“God Y/N! Do you have any idea how much I want you? How much I wanna be with you? How much I need you? Goddammit Screw him! He doesn’t deserve you, he doesn’t deserve someone as good as you! I wish you could see yourself the way I fucking see you, fuck you make me feel all sorts of things I was afraid of feeling and I- I’m afraid baby girl.” I said as I sighed and looked up to her.

She was in shock and she looked up to my face “Y-you wanna be with me? You like me?” She said unsure of what I said and confused. “Yes fucking yes, I like you, so fucking much.” I said as she smiled up at me and pecked my cheek.

“Billy, I thought you were- well let me just say, you’re nothing like I imagined, you are much more than I imagined and I think I like this version of you.” She said smiling and looked up to me.

“But, I don’t think I’m ready for the whole thing right now.” My smile dropped instantly and then she said “Hey! Hargrove this doesn’t mean I won’t give you a shot, take me out tomorrow after school, how do you like that?”

I just smiled like a fucking idiot, “That’s fucking perfect, babe.” I said as I kissed her cheek softly, “Now when do I get to beat the shit out of Harrington?” “Billy!!” “What?” I said looking up to her.

“You can’t do that!” “And why is that?” “You can’t beat up people just because they do something wrong.”

“Yeah, we’ll see about that.” I said and she playfully hit me in the arm. “Sooo what do you wanna do for our date though?” I said smiling in which she returned with a smirk and said “Surprise me!”

Fuck I thought to myself, she was beautiful, she was funny, she gave a shit about me, she cared, she listened to me and she didn’t think I was an asshole anymore, (well mostly), she was over all just amazing,she was really what I needed.

Zach Dempsey X Reader imagine

Warnings: Cursing, very slight sexual abuse 

~* Y/N’s Pov*~

 "Okay everyone, please remember to do the homework I assigned on page 416" 

 Chemistry was probably the worst class of the day. Not because I was bad at it, its just boring. So here i am sitting in the back of the class waiting for the bell to ring for lunch. Today my boyfriend and I were supposed to skip lunch to hang out. Zach and I always do this and honestly its so much fun. We could go to the park, which is where we go most of the time, or we go through some random drive thru and get food from there.

 While I was lost in my thoughts, I didn’t notice that every one was already packed up. The bell finally rang and everyone went to lunch while i was still putting my things away. The teacher left and told me to turn off the lights on my way out. The room was empty but that quickly changed as Bryce Walker came in closing the door behind him which left me confused. I never liked Bryce he always seemed like an asshole.

 "Hey (Y/N)“ he said approaching me. 

 "The fuck do you want Bryce?" 

 "Ya know (Y/N), you’ve always had this attitude towards me and i think you might have a little crush” he answered. 

 " Its quite the opposite actually. Now excuse me but i gotta run" I said passing him and making my way to the door. 

 He grabbed my wrist and pulled me back before i could open the door. Before i knew it, I was trapped between his body and the wall and his lips were on mine. He was…making out with me? For some reason I thought this was gonna take a violent turn rather than him kissing me, but either way I didn’t like it. I pushed him off but he just put me back in the same position.

 "C'mon (Y/N), Zach doesn’t have to know. I mean i know you want me, what girl doesn’t?“ He said Now there were tears in my eyes. I was both afraid of what was gonna happen next and what Zach would think. 

 Before things went any further I tried pushing him again, this time he stumbled on my school bag that had fallen from me a few minutes back. He was now on the floor and i took this chance to get my bag and hurry out of the room. I walked outside the classroom and was instantly led to the cafeteria. 

 ~* Zach’s Pov*~

 I was sitting at a table with Justin, Alex, Montgomery, and a few other guys but i wasn’t really paying attention to what they were saying. I was too busy looking from my phone to the door that (Y/N) usually enters the lunch room from. 

 "Yo Dempsey” i hear Justin yell I turn my attention to him and he continues talking to me. 

 "Who are you looking for dude?“ He asks 

 "Im just waiting for (Y/N) to hurry up and come, its been five minutes since lunch started and shes never really this late”

 "Bro its just five minutes chill" And just as he finished his sentence I saw (Y/N) walk into the cafeteria. My smile was quickly replaced with a worried expression when i saw that she was crying. We locked eyes for a moment but she looked away and started making her way out of the school. I then saw Bryce walk out from that same door and the thought finally hit me that he wasn’t with us at lunch either. I suddenly realized what probably happened and i honestly didn’t know what to do, I was torn between going after (Y/N) to comfort her or going to Bryce and beating the shit out of him. Before i knew it i was already standing in front of Bryce and yelling at him. We went back and forth. 

 "Oh calm down Dempsey, nothing even really happened" Bryce said with a stupid smirk on his face.

 "THATS FUCKING BULLSHIT BRYCE! I KNOW THE TYPE OF SHIT YOU PULL OFF, WALKER" 

 At this point Justin and Marcus were holding me back and telling me to stop, scared that i would say something about the tapes. They eventually let me go and i made my way outside looking for (Y/N). She couldn’t have gone that far, right? I got in my car and drove around campus until I found her on a bench near the tennis court. I got out and sat by her.

~*(Y/N)’s Pov*~ 

I saw Zach walking towards me but i didn’t look at him. He looked really mad which scared me. ‘Was he mad at me?’ I thought. Thats when he sat next to me and pulled me into a hug.

 "(Y/N) what exactly happened back there?“ He asked while pulling away sounding really worried.

 "I was just in class packing my things up when he walked in saying dumb shit then kissed me” I answered, still not looking at him.

 He then knelt in front of me putting his hands slightly rubbing my knees and trying to catch my gaze. 

 "Is that all that happened?“ I nodded

 ”(Y/N) are you sure? Cause i swear if that fuckass tries anything on you i will-“ 

"Thats all that happened Zach” i cut him off while smiling at him. 

 He smiled back, then stood up and made me stand up too. He led me to his car. 

 "You wanna just skip the rest of the school day?“ He asked "Cause im really not in the mood to see Bryce in the halls”. 

 "Yeah me neither, we should just get food and go back to my house" I answered. He pressed a quick kiss on my lips, turned on his car and we pulled out of school grounds.

Camp food

“Nichole, that’s not how a lady sits” the girl’s mother didn’t even look up from her book. It was as if she could simply feel the bad posture.

Nikki tried her best not to groan and sat straight up.

“Feet flat on the floor.”

She shifted her position so that she was no longer sitting on her feet, and they dangled just above the floor.

“Feet flat ON the floor. If they dangle, you’ll just kick your feet like you always do.”

Nikki scooted a bit forward so that her feet could reach the ground. It was taking everything in her power to not just inhale her meal and run off to go play.

But now there was a new problem, her right leg was shaking.

This wasn’t a new problem for Nikki, she used to claim it meant it was happy, but her mom told her that it was disruptive and needed to stop. She made a conscious effort to try and will her leg to stop, but it kept shaking as if dancing to a song no one else could hear.

Her mother simply looked up. That slight, almost unnoticeable motion was enough to make Nikki freeze in place.

“This is a dinner table, not a jungle gym. You can play when you’re finished Nichole.”

“I’m sorry mom…”

“If you’re sorry then fix it.” Nikki nodded and stepped on her right foot with her left. Her feet weren’t flat on the ground, but at least her leg wasn’t shaking.

She hadn’t even touched her food.

It wasn’t that her mom wasn’t a good cook, she was great, but every dinner was an exercise in remembering how to eat. It took years just to get which utensils go on which side of the plate. Nikki didn’t see the point, nor did she understand why you even needed more than one fork. They’re all forks, and she has two perfectly good hands anyway, no utensils needed.

She’d never actually try that though, at least not with her mom right there.

“Nichole, stop picking.” She froze again, she didn’t even realize she had been picking. Looking down, one of the scabs on her arm was bleeding. It wasn’t an uncommon occurrence, Nikki was always playing with or picking at things, be it loose thread, one of her many bandaids, or the wounds they cover. It got especially bad when she was nervous.

“Hey mom? I’m not really super hungry.”

“Put plastic wrap on it and put it in the fridge, we’ll try again later.” This always happened. She was beginning to forget what warm food tasted like. At least not warm food that hadn’t been microwaved only to go back in the fridge without having a bite taken out of it.

–***–

“Camp?” Nikki looked up from the sand box. She wanted to dig for pirate treasure other places but she didn’t get yelled out when she dug here.

“Yes, I was thinking of sending you to a summer camp,” the woman smiled slightly seeing her daughter’s excitement.

“Like outside? In nature?”

“Absolutely. I think it’ll be just what you need.”

“Will it have fun games and adventures?! Can I wrestle bears and befriend wolves and make new friends?”

“You can do… some of those things, yes.”

“Thank-you thank-you THANK-YOU” Nikki jumped up and hugged her mom’s leg. “What’s it’s name? Where’s it at?”

“The sleepy pines. They’re called the flower scouts.”

–**–

The first week hazing had been bad, but Nikki took it in stride, initiations were always like this on TV. She was tough though and while these girls were… well girly, Nikki wanted to be their friends more than anything. This was her chance to go to camp and make friends and go on adventures with them. She didn’t want to blow this.

The second week was worse, they stopped being friendly all-together. They started calling her things like “weirdo”, “freak”, “disgusting”, they made it a game to get up and move when she’d try to sit with them. What’s worse, they’d give the same treatment to everyone who tried to be nice to her. It wasn’t long before the whole camp avoided her like a plague. She started to feel like that’s what she actually was.

Why wasn’t she normal? If she was, then her mom wouldn’t be so disappointed in her. If she was, these girls would want to be friend. If she was, then she wouldn’t feel so lonely.

The final straw was something simple. She was sitting alone for dinner, like she always did. She didn’t have to worry about eating a certain way, it’s not like using forty forks like her mom told her would suddenly make everyone give her another chance. The food was delicious too, these camp chefs were apparently hired from France. Still, it felt so lonely.

“Ew, she’s peeling her scabs!” Nikki was brought back from her daydreams by the entire mess hall pointing and staring. Some of them even took out phones to take pictures.

“She’s such a fucking freak!”

“Do you think she eats them?”

“Probably, it’s like she’s not even human.”

“She’s probably not, she’s an ugly rat.”

“Eww, what if she has bugs?”

Nikki felt like a trapped animal, which is exactly what they thought she was. She backed a couple paces away from the table before running out of the cafeteria, tears forming in her eyes.

It didn’t take her long to flag down a counselor and ask to use a phone.

“Hello? Residence of doctor-”

“Mom?”

“Nichole? Are you calling from camp?”

“I…” she sniffed, “I wanna go home! I don’t like the flower scouts! They don’t do adventures or even go into the woods! A-and they’re mean and I don’t wanna be a flower scout, I wanna be a Nikki.”

There was a long sigh on the other side, “Are you sure you can’t stick out for a couple months?”

“N-none of them like me, they think I’m we-e-e-eird.” She sobbed, and wiped her nose with her sleeve.

“Sweetie, this wouldn’t happen if you just acted like a lady” Then the realization hit Nikki, she sent her there to try and change her, she wanted her daughter to act like these mean kids.

She took a deep breath and tried to compose herself. “I wanna go home.”

“…are you sure?”

“Mmhm.” She sniffed

“Alright, I’ll be there tomorrow.”

“…okay. I love you.” She was answered with a repeated beeping, indicating her mom had hung up.

–**–

The mess hall was… well a mess. Max had convinced Space kid that the astronauts ate toothpaste and now there’s mint scented vomit all over that table. Nerris, having witnessed that, failed her constitution saving throw and lost her lunch as well. Then David, walking in without a care in the world, slipped on it and ate shit.

Max was basking in the situation he created, trying to get a handle on his hysterical laughter. Neil completely lost his appetite and pushed his tray away. Nikki hadn’t really noticed any of it, she was just scarfing down her food, completely spaced out.

Max snapped in front of her, “Nik, are you even seeing this?”

“Huh what? That’s a lotta barf.”

“Not the barf, well yeah the barf, but I meant David. He nearly fucking faceplanted in it!” Max laughed even harder when he noticed how much Neil was gagging. Nikki smiled more.

“Sorry I was out of it,” she said. “I was eating.”

“How can you eat this shit anyway? It’s not even real food.” He’s right, it couldn’t compare to home cooked meal, and especially not something made by professional chefs. But sitting here in perched frog on Lilly pad position, with her right leg shaking away, between her two best friends who, while flawed, love her for who she is and not despite it… she couldn’t ask for a better dinner.

“I dunno, it’s just good.”

“Whatever Nikki.” That’s right, she wasn’t Nichole, she wasn’t a flower scout. She was Nikki, and she was where she belonged.

You tease them and then overstimulate them

(Hyung line)

A/N: Feedback is appreciated and thanks for requesting💖nearly done the gifs pls bare with me

Admin: Lana💞

Seokjin

“Jagi, come back!” You had dragged him up to the bedroom saying you needed him but the minute he payed hands on you, you left, leaving him to just lay there with an erection.

It’d been an hour and he was sick if you’re teasing so he made the decision to advance on you. He trailed kisses up your thighs and stroked your hair, you finally obliged, dropping to your knees and sucking him off.

He came, head thrown back and fingers clutching your locks of hair, you pulled away giving him a cheeky grin before starting to pump his cock again.

“I swear Jagi, I’m too old for this shit.”

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Yoongi

All day, all fucking day Yoongi has been left at home to suffer while you were out partying and sending him provocative pictures of your barely there clothing slipping down and showing your skin.

The moment the door opened Yoongi was down the stairs and pinning you against the wall. “Someone missed me.” You muttered against his lips, palming his erection.

“Mm,” he hummed, arms pulling you down to the sofa with him, “ride my cock for me baby.” You moaned as you slid down, feeling full to the brim. You bounced up and down, clenching your warm walls against his member until he came, but even then you didn’t stop, relentlessly bouncing up and down until his cock twitched and came again.

“Oh my god you’re insane.”

Hoseok

“Y/N-Ah, please stop.” He whispered through gritted teeth, the room was freezing cold yet his skin was hot to to the touch. Most likely due to the fact you were palming his cock through his jeans.

“You alright hyung?” Namjoon asked from the other side of the table, looking concerned.

“Yeah, I just think I’m wearing to many layers.” You squeezed his dick and he jumped, playing it off as seeing a bug.

“Hoseok, babe,” you felt his forehead in fake worry, “I think your getting sick.”

“Oh! Hyung you should go home, don’t worry about us we’ll be fine!” Jimin smiled, ushering the two of you out the doors. He barely made it to the car before you were unzipping his pants and pulling his cock out his boxers.

His orgasm washed over and he expected you to stop and let him recover but you didn’t, slurping and licking at it, smirking as whimpered under your touch.

“Y/N-Ah we should go, someone could see us.”

Originally posted by itsrapmonster

Namjoon

The bass was thumping in your ears, but your were only focusing on the way Namjoons eyes followed your every move, you’re every step, you’re every breath. You gave him a suggestive stare, glancing round for someone to dance with, until an attractive male offered to dance, you took that offer. Watching as Namjoons body tensed and he gritted his teeth, he stood up and tapped the mans shoulder.

“Mind if I talk to her for a minute?” He didn’t wait for an answer, dragging you over to one of the bathroom stalls, “suck.” He said, simply nodding to his hard cock. You did, head bobbing up and down as the bathroom block was filled with lewd sounds of your mouth slurping around his dick, you held your mouth open as he came. Swallowing and then starting to suck again, he pulled your hair.

“Watch when we get home baby girl.”

Flavour

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“No one really gives a shit,” Stanley sighed. “They call me gay. Well, I am, but that’s… they say worse, you know? There are, of course, the fucking skinheads that walk past me and claim that I killed Christ, and dicks who drew horns on my picture when I won the spelling bee in eighth grade, but… Other than that, no one cares. The new hot topic is if you’re anything not straight or cisgender.”

CHAPTER: 1/?

WORD COUNT: 5.6K

RATING: M

WARNINGS: underage smoking, transphobia, homophobia, implied anti-Semitism 

BETAS: @eddison-medicine and @ghostlydenbrough

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different titles ➙ p.j.m ➙ one

pairing: Jimin x Reader

genre: angst | fluff | smut | au 

warnings: language

summary: who would’ve thought Park Jimin, one of the richest kids in the world, would fall in love with a homeless one?

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Photoshoot 

Summary: Your anxiety gets the better of you doing a photoshoot for an undercover mission and Bucky checks up on you, wonder what happened.

Warnings: anxiety attack, sexual tension, fluff, oral (reader receiving), fingering

A/N: It’s Bucky’s birthday and with all the fics being written for it, I thought I’d go ahead and write a quick one-shot! Happy Birthday, Bucky Barnes!


“I’m sorry, you want me to do what?” You folded your arms across your chest, anxiety bubbling in your chest.

“All you have to do put on a few swimsuits and plant this thumb drive in one of their computers when no one’s looking.” Nat held up a usb drive with Stark printed across the plastic. 

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Imagine how happy akaashi must have been when tsukishima not only didn’t hate bokuto, but actually respected and kind of liked him. Bokuto is a bit… much… and I can see how he can grate on certain people, especially the quiet ones. My theory is that akaashi took a while to warm up to bokuto himself so he knows what kind of impression bokuto makes on people like him. When the third gym crew first meets tsukishima, akaashi apologizes for bokuto and is careful to not push tsukishima. I headcanon that he was actually pretty sure tsukishima would lose his patience with bokuto like a lot of others do. At the very least he was expecting tsukishima to walk away and never return. But tsukishima, while he was definitely annoyed by bokuto, actually respected bokuto’s skills and his opinion enough to seek him out for personal advice, which I imagine bokuto found pretty flattering. Also, for all that he pretends he doesn’t care, tsukishima’s pretty principled. He probably stayed all the way through every extra practice because gdi he’s agreed to participate and like hell he’s going to back out now, and I doubt he talked shit behind bokuto’s back past the customary ‘he’s so loud’. Imagine how happy that made the fukurodani pair: a blocker who isn’t kuroo, who doesn’t shirk away from the idea of practice with bokuto, and who doesn’t seem to actually dislike bokuto despite their clashing personalities. Bokuto’s a people person–he likes to be liked–so someone he’d just met actually wanting to practice with him is super uplifting. And akaashi watches out for bokuto so he would’ve felt happy about it too. Ofc tsukishima wasn’t doing any of that with the clear intention of making bokuto happy but I imagine akaashi was grateful all the same. Headcanon that that’s why akaashi warmed up to tsukishima so much so quickly that he set aside time to teach him a time difference attack.

So, the hotel I’m staying in offers free breakfast till nine. I clearly made a mistake of thinking it was okay to give myself a reading while eating in the lobby because this bitch just spilled coffee on my tarot deck and was like, “whoops, I guess it doesn’t pay to worship Satan.”
Like ugh bitch that shit was $40, I cursed her ass though and as she walked away she tripped(on nothing) and got syrup and coffee all over her face and shirt.

Tldr: don’t read tarot cards in a small hick town, you’re immediately a satanist

clapallthesandals  asked:

Who is your favorite BOTW champion descendent?

That can’t be too hard to figure out from my tumblr ;)

Riju is best smol~


Also, to -everyone- out there. I just wanted to sincerely thank all of ya’ll for a moment. Ever since college when my old high school gang got flung in many directions and the online art community I loved shut down I’ve been kinda flying blind. Drawing’s something I’ve always loved doing but like a lot of folks I’ve never really gotten that much encouragement growing up and the ensuing decade of basically no feedback had kinda killed what artistic-self-esteem I had.

Now, well, I wouldn’t say I’m a ball of confidence, but at least some people do like my art, and at least some people do like my stupid jokes! And now it feels like my biggest hurdle is finding those kinds of people. But just knowing that it’s possible is such a relief I can’t even explain! The problem is that I’m bad at marketing myself and finding an audience and not that I am inherently flawed in some terrible way! I know it seems silly but the thought had been eating away at me for a good while.

Anyway, yeah, not a particularly unique story or interesting or anything and sorry for getting sappy but really, thank you. You all rock!

(Also thanks Nintendo for releasing something that actually made me want to make art for it while its fandom was big and thriving~ that was a key part too. Old SEGA Genesis game fandoms just haven’t stayed strong after 20+ years somehow lol)

Handle Animals

This happened during my first session as a DM. The party was composed by a vishkanya bard (experienced player) and a human barbarian (new player).
After stepping into a cave, the barbarian has a close encounter with a quite angry, already hurt black bear.
Barbarian OOC: can I roll Handle Animals to try to calm him?
Me: go ahead
Barb: *rolls a 20 (not natural)*
Me: what do you do exactly?
Barb: *raises his hands* quiet…
Me: ok, the bear stops roaring at you but is still quite pissed because…roll Sense Motive
Barb: *rolls 17*
Me: …you are standing in its cave.
Barb OOC: I roll to Intimidate it.
Bard OOC: what the fuck.
Barb: *rolls 14* *roars at the bear*
Me: now it’s very pissed.
Bard OOC: I heal the bear…to calm it?
Me: now the bear is in perfect shape, but it doesn’t understand magic, so it still wants to eat your face.
….
After a few turns of fight, the bear charges after the bard because she tried to run.
Me: it attacks [bard] while you are running away.
*rolls nat20*
Bard OOC: oh no
*rolls nat20*
Bard OOC: oh fuck.
*rolls 19*
Bard: *looks at me, then at [barbarian]
Me: ….ok…I tell you what, since it’s [barb]’s first time and he OBVIOUSLY MADE SOME QUESTIONABLE CHOICES, I will reroll this last attack.
The next turn the barbarian charged after the bear, killing it.

Crumbling Down [M] - Sehun || One

Originally posted by awwsehun

Paring: sehunXreader, otherXreader

Genre: Smut, Angst || Best friend!Sehun

Summary: When friends with benefits goes horribly wrong.

Word Count: 3.4k

Notes: This is going to hurt. I’m warning you now.


Teaser | One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six |


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Senior Year In Queens Would Include...

Freshman Year

Sophomore Year

Junior Year

If you don’t understand some references in this part, read the first three parts in the series.

- Michelle is PISSED that you didn’t talk to her all summer. In your defense… you were busy. 

- Stark Internship was going good, although you were always worried about seeing Peter there too. He never even showed up, so you assumed he wasn’t an intern anymore and you could relax-

- UNTIL HE ACTUALLY SHOWED UP ONE DAY WITH MR. STARK AND ALMOST SAW YOU.

- It’s okay though cuz you hide behind a trash can.

- It’s not okay because they walked past the trashcan and saw you. 

-*Fifty Shades of “FUUUUUUCKK”, starring you*

-Mr. Stark was 100% confused at why his star prodigy was hiding behind a trash can. 

- “Why-”

- “I dON’t knOW wHy?

- But nooooo, Mr. Stark couldn’t walk away. 

- “Hey Peter, isn’t this the girl you were obsessing over-”

- “AJAJCUWJNNI NO MR. STARK IT’S NOT HER I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO I LOVE AND CHERISH WHO EVEN IS THIS (NAME) IT’S NOT LIKE I KNOW HER ADDRESS OR HER PARENTS OR ANYTHING NNSCAIENMC.

- Mr. Stark leans in and whispers something to Peter and he turns even redder. You didn’t know what he said… BUT I’M THE NARRATOR AND I KNOW SO FUCK IT I’LL TELL YOU.

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