i made one of these too

anonymous asked:

What's the most ominous but vague ask you ever got?

I get ominous/vague asks almost DAILY but i think one of the most GENUINELY foreboding asks was when a dude tracked me down from okcupid thru a selfie that i’d also posted here and sent me a string of asks abt how he’d found me / i’m obligated to at least give him a chance, w his freshly made new account

Mike had been told that music brought people together, connected them. 

And it was a philosophy, he knew to be true. 


I’m a goner 

Tonight was the night. 

He’d bought the tickets months ago, scheduled this day off far in advance. He was here, he was going to see his favorite band perform. For a few hours he wouldn’t be lonely or lost. 

Mike was where he belonged. 

Well he wanted to think that, but the rough shove he received walking into the stadium reminded him otherwise. He was tall but scrawny, had the backbone of a jellyfish and was lucky if he managed to get a few words out each day. Mike was a prime target when it came to getting pushed around.

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actual texts between me and @loveisofthebody this afternoon:

um, whoops indeed

anonymous asked:

I'm not sure if you've noticed, but this party is totally "lit."

“I beg your pardon? ‘Lit’? Is that some kind of jest? Just because today is the anniversary of the burning of the Valmese navy, that does not entitle you to make off-humour remarks at the expense of the dead. I shall have you know that Robin in particular is quite sensitive about the subject, and prefers not to celebrate that particular victory. Hundreds of souls burned alive or lost at sea… it may have been a victory for us, good stranger, but killing people by the score like ants is nothing to make light of.”

“…That said, I invite you to join a few of the other Shepherds and me for our annual bonfire. If you can keep the insensitive remarks to a minimum, we will be roasting walnuts, telling stories, and burning things… er, that is to say, we will be feeding the fire until around midnight. Do try to be on your best behaviour.”


(part 2) (part 3) (part 4) (part 5) (X)


if they had an extra hour to get to know each other before gettin to the lions.

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