i made my first all the things meme


I love them??? please excuse the bad anatomy I haven’t been drawing people 


sw meme ✥ 6/10 characters: finn

I’m not Resistance. I’m not a hero. I’m a stormtrooper. Like all of them, I was taken from a family I’ll never know. And raised to do one thing. But my first battle, I made a choice. I wasn’t gonna kill for them. So I ran. Right into you. And you looked at me like no one ever had. I was ashamed of what I was. But I’m done with the First Order. I’m never going back


anonymous asked:

i wasnt around for ot12, and i wanna know more about luhan so i figured why not come to you, LuhanStan69, for information????

ok well first of all, the name luhanstan69 is…. .…. .. .  . horrific and i want it tattooed on my ass .. .. . and second of all …. i was also not around for ot12….. but i can still show u the world (im so sorry just…….click on the bold links,,,,i didnt mean for this 2 happen)

ok so : my man… first name han last name lu and it means dawn deer and he really fucking looks like a deer?? his eyes are so big and sparkly and his features are really delicate and soft but don’t be fooled he really takes no prisoners and will fight literally anyone (here is him yelling at a saesang driver who was recklessly driving, like he really doesn’t take any shit one time at the airport he showed the fancameras that a saesang was calling his phone also the song Roleplay exists in which he basically tells his saesang fans that he will Fuck Them Up if they keep trying him,,,…,.,. a legend if u will) he was born april 20, 1990 and technically he’s a taurus by some calendars and aries by others but he said fuck it im an aries and whatever he says is law so he’s an aries. 

mmmm he’s an extremely talented vocalist and dancer (he was main vocal for m and their lead dancer also the visual). im not sure how familiar you are with exo m but I will recommend moonlight and what is love as songs that really show off luhan’s vocals from his exo era. as far as dance goes this is a classic mmm also his solo from the lost planet for the star is a treasure that must be preserved tbh. um anyways ya luhan was the bomb in exo m but he’s also the bomb solo!! his last exo concert was the 140921 tlp in beijing and he left exo in october of 2014 due to lack of support for luhan’s career and obvious health issues (if u watch fancams from his last stage u can see his face is swollen on one side and pictures of his eye being fucked up and he was having really bad chronic headaches i think i dont remember exactly also he fell down during let out the beast and is clearly in pain sorry im not trying 2 write a defend luhan leaving piece but this info isn’t really circulated now so it’s easy to write off him leaving as for just money or whatever)

and then luhan took a break!! he recovered his health in his home beijing and came back with : That Good Good say what u will abt the song either it’s ur style or not idc but the choreo is nice and his face is….stellar.. from there luhan worked toward releasing his album Reloaded which sold like hotcakes :( my baby :( The Star™️ and he started to truly become The Star™️ once he became a member of Running Man China (now titled Keep Running due to S Korean/Chinese political issues) and began to take on movies like The Witness (he also did the ost for the witness titled Medals which blew tf up and was used for the Rio 2016 Olympics) and Time Raiders. he then held his first !! solo !! concert !! in early 2016 aka the Reloaded series ft. three absolutely beautiful hair colors: mint/blue/green pink purple and some ridiculous wardrobe changes and he kicked ass :( and his fame in china rly skyrocketed like this man….endorses the entire planet (off the top of my head he is/was the spokesperson/endorser for: kfc, crest, lenovo, some bike company thing, puma, cartier, coke, sony, gap, lancome, l’occitane en provence, canon, kung fu panda, star wars (he got his own star wars song like exo has lightsaber but lu got the inner force….iconic), ummmmm what else idk i can’t remember anymore oh wait ADIDAS he literally was just announced for adidas today….an icon mayhaps?) anyways ya hims the Shit in china and he’s like the king of weibo?? like he holds a guinness world record for weibo….amazing

ok moving on to my :( favorite part …. when he put out catch me when i fall in oct 2016. This is it. This is That Song tbh. This is when he became the King of Aesthetics and Music. The MV is beautiful and so are the lyrics (i really encourage you to read the lyrics for the song bc they really show a lot about luhan and i fell absolutely undeniably in love with him when i read them). And from there he litralee cannot be stopped im not gonna make u read my opinion on all of them but his absolute best releases since then (keep in mind im talking abt in the like 7 months….he has put out so many songs AND mv’s for all of them plus teasers it’s really insane) are skin to skin , what if i said , and on call . truly … the mf king of aesthetics. i expect his next full album will come out probably around july/august…he’s really been building up to it with his mini albums so it will probably be more or less a repackage of all of those minis but ya !! keep ur eyes peeled!!

beyond his performance stuff he’s really the most passionate, dedicated, hardworking, and talented guy. He works so hard like it is astounding. He is so incredibly inspirational and i really just think he’s a good person and frankly i would trust him with my life. He really cares for his lufans and wants them to be safe and happy even international lufans like he puts english subtitles on all of his mv’s and now his bts videos also have eng subs like…..he doesn’t have to and yet? he’s there….doing it all. he also has fan events for his bday like one year he had a soccer event on his bday and made it livestreamed so that fans at home could watch too  :( he’s just v thoughtful :(

TL;DR: luhan is the sweetest boy on the planet and he just wants to make aesthetic bops and play w cats and live his life happily and freely. he is the most precious thing to me and he deserves all the love in the world. also he is a human meme and Lu is his magnum opus if u want to see more of lu i highly recommend Running Man (this is his first ep, and these two are my favorites) and episodes 2, 5, and 9 of exo showtime are my favorite lu episodes. u can catch him in the movie The Great Wall w matt damon and a bunch of v famous chinese actors and singers lmfao i just got it from redbox the other day lu is so cute um also he’s in a cdrama rn called Fighter of the Destiny which is all eng subbed on youtube the cgi is like ridiculously cheesy kinda power rangers feel but his face and sweet acting…..it’s enough 4 me….anything luhan does is enough 4 me



❝ Tell me I’m your baby and you’ll never leave me. ❞
❝ Tell me that you’ll kiss me, forever. ❞
❝ Whisper that you love me. ❞
❝ That you’ll never leave me. ❞
❝ Be mine for always. ❞
❝ I’ll be yours forever. ❞
❝ Tell me I’m your baby. ❞
❝ Tell me that you’ll kiss me. ❞
❝ Whisper that you love me and you’ll never leave me. ❞
❝ Be mine for always, I’ll be yours forever. ❞
❝ Tell me that you’ll kiss me. ❞
❝ Be mine. ❞
❝ I’ll be yours.  ❞


❝ My my, hey hey, rock n’ roll is here to stay. ❞
❝ It’s better to burn out rather than fade away. ❞
❝ Out of the blue, into the black. ❞
❝ Once you’re gone, you can never come back. ❞
❝ When you’re out of the blue. ❞
❝ The king is gone. ❞
❝ This is the story. ❞
❝ It’s better to burn out than it is to rust. ❞
❝ The king is gone but he’s not forgotten. ❞
❝ My my, hey hey, rock n’ roll can never die. ❞
❝ There’s more to the picture. ❞
❝ There’s more to the picture than what meets the eye. ❞
❝ My my, hey hey. ❞


❝ Praise cool, I’m sorry but there’s no can do. ❞
❝ My youth ain’t tangled up in bad decisions. ❞
❝ Poor you, you thought you could dictate the rules. ❞
❝ You’re only eighteen, but a killing a machine. ❞
❝ I don’t care where it leads me baby. ❞
❝ Taking is easy. ❞
❝ No one ever wants to give you some. ❞
❝ But everybody loves a number one. ❞
❝ I can neither understand it nor demand it. ❞
❝ Oh my the more I try the closer I get to wasting time. ❞
❝ I can’t praise your cool. ❞
❝ There’s just no can do. ❞
❝ You got nothing on me. ❞


❝ First things, first. ❞
❝ I'ma say all the words inside my head. ❞
❝ I’m fired up and tired of the way that things have been. ❞
❝ Second, don’t you tell me what you think that I can be. ❞
❝ I’m the one at the sail, I’m the master of my sea. ❞
❝ I was broken from a young age. ❞
❝ Taking my soul into the masses. ❞
❝ Write down my poems for the few. ❞
❝ Singing from heart ache from the pain. ❞
❝ Take up my message from the veins. ❞
❝ Speaking my lesson from the brain. ❞
❝ Seeing the beauty through the… ❞
❝ You made me a, you made me a believer. ❞

callout for kingwander/jollywander/fuzzywander/heroicwander/wvander

hey all my friends have agreed i should do this so. Here We Go!!!

and also, i think this would be a good way for me to compile my thoughts and sort everything out since most of this still feels kind of like it happened in a blur.

i’ll keep this post updated with his current url so if you’re not sure what it is just come back here. current url: 00903902-0df98e9idko40t4945

please reblog this

tw: abuse, suicide mention, faking mental illnesses, nsfw, self harm, slurs

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anonymous asked:

Hihi, glow in the dark stars anon here, once again ^^. I've noticed you wanted requests so I'm gonna send you one! How about an MC who is very innocent and sweet but as soon as their older brother comes into town, they become a fowl-mouthed memer and is constantly making jokes, and how would the RFA + V + Saeran react to such events. Sorry if it doesn't make sense;; (by the way how was your day? Oh, and keep up the good work my dude !!) <333

hey stars anon!(that’s your nickname now bc i love ya~)  my dude, you are like, my favorite anon?? you come up with great ideas wowie wow!! this is me but with my pals..im an only child;;

my day - well yesterday - was good. busy, but good! i’m finally getting over this weird cold. how was yours? ^^ and thank you, again! (/◔ ◡ ◔)/


  • mc told him their brother was coming to town all excitedly and that they wanted zen to meet him. he agreed. family is important to him! ..yes im still salty about his family¬_¬
  • also this is like, the first time he’s gonna meet mc’s family its time to Impress
  • so they go, and zen really doesn’t know what he’s expecting besides hoping their family likes him 
  • their parents were kind of how he thought - nice and sweet, asking him questions
  • and then their brother came 
  • “mc!” their brother called. he was answered with a hug from them aw sweet not for long, zenny
  • “hey you nerd!” mc started, and then it pretty much went from there 
  • zen wasn’t really surprised at all the inside jokes they had, but there was? so many?? he had never seen mc make this many jokes
  • also did mc just say ‘fuck’? he was pretty sure he never heard them say ‘damn’ and now they upgraded to all this??
  • oh well, their brother liked him 
  • when they left, he got kind of pouty 
  • babeeee do you feel uncomfortable around me?” “what do you mean?”
  • “you don’t curse and joke that much with me, and you can, you know!” 
  • he just wants to have as many inside jokes   


  • they were meeting up with mc’s brother for lunch!
  • he wasn’t going to be in town long, but mc was still so excited
  • yoosung thought they looked so cute all excited and now he is too
  • they got to the restaurant first and waited 
  • mc’s brother found them at the table and shook yoosung’s hand before hugging mc
  • “well now you have to tell me everything about your boyfriend, my dear sibling. and if i have to send him back to hell.”
  • *cue a slightly scared yoosung*
  • “i’ll tell you he’s better than that shithead you dated last year.” 
  • *cue a surprised yoosung now*
  • who are you and what have you done to my mc?
  • things continued this way, and they even started laughing at memes together
  • they made one of their brother’s old girlfriend…ok that one was funny
  • after lunch, yoosung kind of observes them for a while 
  • they stumble while walking once and mutter, “oh dang-”
  • mc when your brother accidentally kicked you under the table, you said something much worse 
  • oh well, he’s happy he got to see a new side of mc


  • their brother dropped by the cafe right after they closed, but of course they let him in
  • jaehee made him a cup and he said it was the best coffee he’s tasted
  • “is your tea this hot too?” he asked
  • she was about to answer seriously, but mc knew better 
  • “it sure as hell is, and i have so many stories to tell you”
  • jaehee’s like: …how did we get from tea to stories
  • and then mc starts telling him about all the shit i apparently put the cafe through stories of customers and stuff
  • it was the same stories mc and her told everyone, but mc added more emphasis and..curse words in this retelling
  • if jaehee could become her question mark emoji, she would right then
  • at one point, mc told her to come sit with them 
  • so she did, sitting next to mc
  • “there’s one last thing I haven’t told you, dear brother.” they say 
  • but before they continue, they kiss jaehee’s cheek. “meet my girlfriend”
  • on the inside, jaehee was yelling because girlfriend!! but also cause she thought he knew– 
  • their brother paused for a minute before whispering, “et tu, brute?” 
  • and that’s how mc and jaehee found out their brother is also gay wow 


  • he invited their brother to the penthouse
  • he brought out the fancy wine, elizabeth was on her best behavior, things were good
  • and mc’s brother was nice and seemed to like him 
  • so all in all, the evening went well
  • except that jumin spent almost half of the evening being confused
  • because first off, when did mc get such a foul mouth what the he ck 
  • and second, what is a ‘meme’? 
  • “woah, wait. your boyfriend doesn’t know what a meme is, mc? hm…i dunno if i like him”
  • “calm your tits, brother. memes aren’t everything.” are u sure, mc?
  •  jumin is lowkey like ‘how can he calm his tits wtf’
  • anyways, mc’s brother assures that he was kidding and that he actually really likes jumin
  • who’s the real winner now
  • when their brother left, mc went back to being the innocent mc he knew
  • “…my love?” “yes, jumin?” “what just happened?”
  • he’ll get used to it

707 / luciel / saeyoung

  • when they told him their brother was in town, he yelled for a little bit
  • how is this dork gonna impress mc’s family?
  • decides he needs to clean the bunker 
  • amazingly, he does it without vanderwood’s help a miracle
  • almost puts on a suit, but mc stops him
  • when their brother came over, mc’s attitude completely changes
  • and saeyoung just observes them for a while and realizes what he has to do
  • it’s literally just channel the 707 attitude. which he is an expert in doing
  • and now…let the memes begin
  • oh, mc’s brother likes this guy
  • it goes better than expected. they’re practically best friends now 
  • the only thing is, saeyoung doesn’t curse that much
  • so after their brother leaves, he’s like “mc, i didn’t know you had such a potty mouth!” 
  • watch them feign innocence for a bit
  • it doesn’t work, but everyone’s still happy

v / jihyun

  • came over to mc’s apartment to find their brother with them
  • it was a surprise
  • “oh, nice to meet you!”. they all sit and chat
  • v could’ve sworn he heard mc threaten their brother not to make any blind jokes
  • something along the lines of  “make one blind joke and so help me, i will fucking murder you”
  • v feels like he should be scared
  • there are no blind jokes, but there are a lot of memes
  • which he also doesn’t understand that well, but he catches on faster than jumin
  • “mc, I need to teach your boyfriend the art of memes.” 
  • ooh now v is really scared
  • but it goes better than he expected
  • his favorite ones are now the bee movie memes and ‘bees?’
  • he tried it once with the whole rfa around, like jumin asked when the next party date was and he just looked at him and went: “bees?”
  • mc was so proud. jumin felt betrayed. saeyoung lost his shit.
  • they got that on video and when they showed their brother: “mc, marry this man right now”


  • they met at mc’s work
  • saeran was picking them up and they ran into mc’s brother
  • “oh! i didn’t know you were back in town!” “yeah. surprise!!”
  • saeran is like lowkey scared at first
  • but then the Truth Is Revealed
  • and now he almost hates himself
  • why is he always stuck with the memers
  • even mc got pulled into this, his one saving grace
  • though he found it kinda hot when they cursed, he just wanted to kiss them
  • heyy bringing back my saeran is ace headcanon haha no smut for you
  • anyways, though saeran doesn’t like memes, he understands them and can joke with mc’s brother
  • mc’s brother likes him
  • when he leaves, saeran is so glad they’re back to the mc he knows more
  • except like, hey, maybe curse more
  • they end up doing so when they figure out they get more kisses that way
bts reacts; looking at bts memes

Sup, Hey, How ya doin!
anon request; bts reaction to the reader looking at hilarious bts memes/cracks?

hey guys, so im back again with another request.
I hope you like it, and thanks so much for requesting. this is probably gonna extremely shit, but never mind.
anyway, let’s get onto the react!
he’d be walking past you as you sat on the couch, and he notice something that caught his eye. namjoon would see you sniggering to yourself, whilst looking at your phone, and he’d wanna take a look.
I think he’d find it funny, to be honest.

“are you looking at memes of me?” he’d ask,
“wow, you’re weird,” he chuckles before walking off.

Originally posted by comeherejimin

Taehyung; you’d literally been on your phone all day, and you hadn’t spent a moment with him. he came over to see what was going on with you, to see you laughing at a picture.

“hey, why are you looking at memes when you have the real thing right in front of you?”

then he’d pull one of his weird faces that all the fans made into a meme.

Originally posted by myfavhoeiswonhoe

Yoongi; I think he’d get a little annoyed at first, he’d think you was laughing at him and not juts the fact he looked a little funny. yoongi would get kind of upset, assuming that you think he’s ugly. but then he’d get over it when you compliment him, or something like that. 

“hey! why are you laughing? it’s not my fault I look like that when I talk,”

“awh, is yoongi sad? I think you look super cute,”

“what? really…. you think I look cute,”. he’d just blush, heavily and hug you apologising for getting super moody about it.

Originally posted by sugastoungetechonawlogy

Hoseok; he’d find it hilarious, he’d probably laugh at himself and how stupid he looks. literally, you and hobi would it there for hours laughing at all the silly and ridiculous memes made of him.

“haha, I like this one, this ones funny,”

Originally posted by gotjhope

Jimin; like hobi, he’d find it funny, and he’d be happy that he can make you laugh and smile like that. even if it is because he looked weird in a photo he didn’t even know existed.

Originally posted by marikit257

Jin; to be honest, he wouldn’t mind. it’s just who you are, and he likes that you can laugh at him, and not take him to seriously. he’d probably sit and laugh at weird pictures of you that he has on his phone, and make memes out of them because that’s just how he is.

Originally posted by jimintrashpng

Jungkook; kookie would love it, he’d find it amazing that you can just laugh about it all. and he’d also love that he’s “meme worthy”. he joke around with you and say stuff like “got any other good memes of me, I know I’m meme worthy.”

“I’m on it, ive got tons,”

Originally posted by taes-nochu

so, hey-ho, I really do you liked this and I hope this kind of what you wanted.

also, I’d like to say that all these theories with the whole “love yourself” concept are actually KiLlInG mE. I hOnEsTlY cAnT tAkE iT.
I literally started to cry when I sore the last one, like I sore the clip where tae jumped off that tower thing going backwards and the tears started pouring out; why am I like this?

anyway, thanks for reading!
requests are open, and im currently writing up my requests so they’ll be quiet a few reacts etc out today/tonight.
also, this is my masterlist in case you wanna check out the rest of my stuff.

love ya all!
~ kala
previous post; you’re sick

Alright. I happen to have no idea what I’m doing. Not just right now, but also in general.
However, since my inconspicuous blog is having quite a time AND it hit 3 years today AND most of you are here shitposting your way through another E3, thought I might never get a better excuse for doing this.

Speaking of E3, it was the main reason why I made this blog in the first place, with intention to rejoice in video games and receive some memes up my ass. And I may not exactly know how to talk to you people or express opinions, but you know what? That’s okay. Simply seeing you doing your own thing in the distance is somehow the coolest, and all of you make me happy in your own remarkable ways. So yeah. Thanks. Y'all mean the world to me.

Bolded blogs are those I’m fortunate to call mutuals. Never spoke to almost any of these cool dudes (shoutout to @arsuf tho, she rulz ok), but would still fight anyone in their name. Checking these out is highly recommended in order to achieve the same level of fortune. Other personal favourites are in italics. And that’s that. Have the most wonderful E3, you sick fucks ♡


@aariandel ◇ @aartyom ◇ @advanceinsane ◇ @agentcoralina ◇ @aldia ◇ @anariettas ◇ @anelaborateruse ◇ @argentuums ◇ @arsuf ◇ @belgania ◇ @bisexualreynoldstwins ◇ @bloodofelves ◇ @burnieburnsies ◇ @buttcanine ◇ @childofkynareth ◇ @darksoulsartblog ◇ @dauded ◇ @delsinsfire ◇ @devils-drop ◇ @eilheart ◇ @elbereths ◇ @eventhroughthedarkestofdays ◇ @evilwvergil ◇ @evinor ◇ @fakehause ◇ @femsheped ◇ @fyeahdishonored ◇ @garrus-vakkarian ◇ @gethsymphony


@huntressmaria ◇ @hwoaarang ◇ @infra-dead ◇ @iures ◇ @jorrvaskrs ◇ @kadlwin ◇ @kaldwinn ◇ @kaldwins ◇ @kalenhad ◇ @kovir ◇ @laracrovt ◇ @larahcroft ◇ @lavellanism ◇ @lcitana ◇ @lennisterr ◇ @lggys ◇ @liberatorofsouls ◇ @marqotrobbie ◇ @martroid ◇ @miyku ◇ @mrnathandrake ◇ @nakmor ◇ @nickvalentine ◇ @nihonhime ◇ @one-winged-honeybee ◇ @parviocula ◇ @perishx @pirateclem ◇ @piratekenway ◇ @pixelheart


@quetzlcoatls ◇ @rainbowwbroker ◇ @rhysfiona ◇ @rifften ◇ @sheqard ◇ @shhmada ◇ @sidekickjoey ◇ @simplyatlas ◇ @spacerist ◇ @splicerspawn ◇ @stillupsetoverlegacy ◇ @sublimepoint ◇ @sunlitthrone ◇ @temerivia ◇ @terminus-systems ◇ @theladyhawke ◇ @themarkedkaldwin ◇ @tracerism ◇ @transgarrett ◇ @vaethryn ◇ @verasmoray ◇ @wehavekookies ◇ @wifihunters ◇ @yhorm ◇ @youbettershowup ◇ @zer00d


14/? favourite fictional males : Finn (Star Wars: The Force Awakens)

“i’m a stormtrooper. like all of them, I was taken from a family i’ll never know and raised to do one thing. but my first battle, i made a choice. i wasn’t going to kill for them. so i ran.

horseblr ask meme!
  • i got bored so i made a thing for us all, rebagel away!
  • 1. What made you join horseblr?
  • 2. What tags do you track?
  • 3. The first blog you remember following?
  • 4. The first blog you remember following you?
  • 5. What is your most popular post?
  • 6. Tag your favourite #aesthetic blog?
  • 7. Who are your five favourite blogs?
  • 8. Who are your five favourite bloggers?
  • 9. Five horseblr horses you'd like to ride?
  • 10. Favourite thing/s you've learned since being here?
  • 11. Favourite dramatic event in horseblr history?
  • 12. Who are five users who are either rarely active anymore/inactive/deactivated who you miss?
  • 13. Favourite horse related thing to see on your dash and/or the content you enjoy most?
  • 14. Have you ever done anything differently or tried something new because of something you've read here?
  • 15. Something you would like more of on here?
10 years of tumblr

i can’t believe this tumblr is 10 years old… i literally joined this website in 2007 as a dumb idiot my first year of college. i joined because i wanted a blog but i didn’t wanna put a ton of effort into it. i modified an early theme to make it my own. reblogging was added as a feature. the logo changed. my username was first “helloadam” and then “jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk” to throw off my mom (seriously but also i’m kidding). 

i started making friends with other people in those early days and am still friends with some of them today. all my friends in school made tumblrs. we posted vaguely suggestive GPOYWs and clippings of life and music we liked. i made a lot of “art” and “fake art” and had a million side blogs for real design and joke content and cell phone photos before instagram. @twoseconds and i mostly talked to each other. @dannybrito and i kept our livejournal friendship going. i posted lots of inspiration and moody shit and talked about myself a ton and promoted my college radio show (don’t think i didn’t go back and delete that shit years later). 

i “swapped phrases” with @happy2bsad and befriended a bunch of cool gay nerds like @colinquinn and the chicago boys and met the internet IRL at sxsw 2010-2012 and went up to new york on weekends to drink four loko. my first-ever postcard design in 2009 racked up major “tumblarity” which was a thing. i wanted to get more of what i was doing “for my tumblr” onto paper so i made a zine. i made more postcards. i posted my “sorry i am such an asshole” balloons and people started ordering them. i made my 2012 unsolicited advice planners and people really really liked them. tumblr became my own little world where i was a meme version of myself and got feedback in real time. 

i started lurking a cute guy who seemed very smart and cool so i faved all his posts without talking to him. i got a book deal for my weird mix of dark humor and handwritten aphorisms. my joy division parody shirt went mildly viral and paid my rent in between jobs. that first book, a journal full of internet and tumblr references came out and sort of legitimized whatever my whole deal was. i visited the tumblr offices and got put into the spotlight section, two dreams come true. i made more stuff. i briefly had a job “making internet stuff.” i made a second book. i made a bunch of products. i became a brand. i got engaged to that cute guy. and i’m still posting scraps of ideas and life and music and my personal growth into an adult person. 

thank you, tumblr @staff.

‘Five’ self-recs post - Dragon Age

Hello, readers!

A while back there was a meme going around that was in essence, ‘5 Self-Recs.’ I was tagged for it, but didn’t do it at the time because 1) I was in the middle of moving house and didn’t have the energy to spare and 2) it seemed gauche.

Since then, however, a few things have made me change my mind: first of all I finished moving (yay!) and am happily relaxing in the new place. I also remember thinking, as I looked over my AO3 page, that I wished there was a feature to let you boost certain fics to the top; since when looking at a long list of works, the author’s pride-and-joy stories get mixed interchangeably with their I-did-this-for-a-friend-in-a-weekend stories, and it can be hard to know where to start.

Thirdly, I’ve been getting a LOT more hits in my Kudos digest lately, which makes me think that more people are starting on their summer break and looking for good reads. (Hi, kids!) If so, and you like the cut of my jib, then this post is for you.

So here is Mikkeneko’s top 5 10 11 self-recs, from all my 200+ body of works.

5 Dragon Age Self-Recs:

…And, because why not, here’s Top 5 Dragon Age SHORT Recs:

The way I see it, there’s two kinds of shortfics: there’s the silly throwaway type, the stuff you write quickly for friends or for fun or just exploring an idea that doesn’t have the interest or the drive to go further. And then there’s what I call the one-inch-punch fics, which have all the power of a longer story crafted into a concise, quick format.

While the first five are more meaty stories, here’s what I consider my best short works in the fandom, none of them over 2k. Good for if you don’t have the time or energy to invest in something lengthy.

…and a bonus #6: Six Inquisitors Who Should Never Have Been Given This Much Power: A story about six inquisitors who should never have been given this much power.

I feel like these fics represent some of my best writing in the fandom, short and long. Hopefully you’ll find something you enjoy! Author friends, why not do a short round-up of your own? (*looks directly @fauxfires*)

sentence prompts ➝ moulin rouge
  • ❝Everything’s going so well!❞
  • ❝I forgot my hat.❞
  • ❝Above all thing’s I believe in love.❞
  • ❝Diamonds are a girls best friend.❞
  • ❝Look, my dear. A little frog!❞
  • ❝He loves me and that is worth everything.❞
  • ❝Clean yourself off you bourgeois pig.❞
  • ❝Ah, poetry. Yes, this is what I want naughty words.❞
  • ❝No matter what you say the show is ending our way.❞
  • ❝I don’t care about your ridiculous dogma.❞
  • ❝I will love you until my dying day.❞
  • ❝A little supper? Maybe some champagne?❞
  • ❝We have each other. That’s all that matters.❞
  • ❝Silly of me, to think you could fall in love with someone like me.❞
  • ❝I just don’t like other people touching my things.❞
  • ❝Hurt him. Hurt him to save him.❞
  • ❝Please believe me when I say I love you.❞
  • ❝I’d rather, um, just get it over and done with.❞
  • ❝Why does my heart cry? Feelings I can’t fight.❞
  • ❝Tell me you don’t love me.❞
  • ❝It’s nothing. It’s just an infatuation, it’s nothing.❞
  • ❝Nothing funny, I just like talent.❞
  • ❝These silly writers let their imaginations run away with themselves.❞
  • ❝Without trust, there is no love.❞
  • ❝Now darling you go and pack and I’ll be waiting.❞
  • ❝You don’t have to pretend anymore.❞
  • ❝I owe you nothing and you’re nothing to me.❞
  • ❝Where were you last night?❞
  • ❝Can’t fall in love? But a life without love, that’s terrible.❞
  • ❝We have to end it. Everybody knows.❞
  • ❝Outside it may be raining, but in here it’s entertaining.❞
  • ❝You’re free to leave me, but just don’t deceive me.❞
  • ❝I don’t want to pretend anymore.❞
  • ❝Make him believe that you don’t love him.❞
  • ❝Thing’s aren’t always the way they seem.❞
  • ❝I prefer to do it standing.❞
  • ❝You’ll get your ending, once the duke gets his end-in.❞
  • ❝She said you make her feel like a virgin.❞
  • ❝It’s a little bit funny. This feeling inside, i’m not one of those who can easily hide.❞
  • ❝You are a beautiful woman. I love sex.❞
  • ❝Oh no, I forgot my line.❞
  • ❝Don’t you toy with my emotions!❞
  • ❝Killed. Killed? Killed! I must warn him.❞
  • ❝We’re creatures of the underworld. We can’t afford to love.❞
  • ❝Jealousy! Yes, jealousy will drive you mad.❞
  • ❝It may feel a little strange at first, but I think, if you’re open then you might enjoy it.❞
  • ❝You made me believe that you loved me.❞
  • ❝The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.❞
  • ❝And in the end should someone die?❞
  • ❝You’re going to be bad for business, I can tell.❞
  • ❝All my life you made me believe I was only worth what someone would pay for me.❞

anonymous asked:

What do you think about the BONCAS?

I’m glad y’all finally decided to ask me about the BONCAS. Idk when but i mentioned about how I think BONCAS was a pivotal point in how we as an audience percieve and interact with dan and phil, so much as youtubers and creators, but also between us as community, so let me take some time to explain:

1. there were many things that built up during 2016 to the point we’re now on, which i won’t go to further detail because i dont really feel entirely comfortable for some reason, but more or less we know about them, we respect their choices, and we’re learning how to interact with them beyond of being cheeky about stuff, so here’s my list of moments that led to us being comfortable with this situation. (Not a exhaustive list)

1.1 Phil trash #1: I’ll be quick here, but basically: he finally admitted and corrected his lies from the past. it was just so pleasing to see him embrace a reality that he was ought to be comfortable with for such a long time. i’m sure you’ve all seen my post when this happened. it was, in my humble opinion, one of the first steps  or signs of him being more comfortable on how we percieve them, and it made me happy.

1.2 Editing tips: i think it was probably the most popular meme on the phandom that ive ever seen, it just got so much exposure. so much so, someone mentioned it on a joint liveshow and they pretended not to know what it was about and after 10 seconds of absolute silence and panicked looks, they gave actual real editing tips and it’s the most uncomfortable thing ive ever had to watch. But when dan made his meme video, he wasn’t even considering it when he asked us for memes, he collected some but completely ignored everyone who mentioned editing tips. So you’d imagine my surprise to seeing it in the video!! I remember tweeting, this is so important, people are complaining about stuff but this is the first time i’ve seen dan embrace a joke about romantic/sexual innuendo about them that isn’t in a condescending/bitter way. he was just accepting, heck, allowing us to joke freely about the nature of their relationship back in the day. it was a free pass to make a funny innuendo without it being uncomfortable if they saw it!! imagine being able to make funny editing tips jokes on the main tags. i think i knew when d*ncan and m*mei were doing their own editing tips jokes that it sank on me how huge this was. 

1.3 Dan’s diss track: another example of just being comfortable with us. not only because of the sexuality comment, but this is the first time he had directly said something about shippers without being condescending or a passing joke. and he didnt really say anything offensive, he just said we watched them because we think they’re cute and goddamn they are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you’d think that younger dan would’ve said something way savager, but wow. the diss track destroyed me you can ask me about making an essay for that later.

2. Boncas: like the post i reblogged, all these examples of them being comfortable with us was dan being comfortable with us. Not Phil. Phil has always avoided, not only this, but like every topic that is not trivial things. And that’s absolutely alright? he’s an entertaining, he doesn’t have to talk to us about politics or gender discourse! And that’s completely fine, so the thing is that we just didn’t know (and we had never known before!) where he stood about it. so when he got up there in the biggest moment of the night (CREATOR OF THE YEAR!!! The Big Prize!), every youtuber in the UK scene there, and decided to word it “i’ve spent the majority of 2016 with another person…” it was universally percieved (by everyone who attended- you can see it toms vlog, you can see in evans stream, etc) as him finally saying something about where he stands with his relationship with dan. It’s not that i was inherently romantic, but he was acknowledging how important dan is in his life. And i think that is the one thing we had never heard coming from Phil, and therefore why it is so iconic and remembered.

3. Conclusions: Nowadays we know where everybody stands, they moved, theyve been talking about buying houses and building a life and, honestly we could all still be wrong about them, but at least we comprehend how important they are for eachother, and they know that we know. like a silent agreement that makes them comfortable and we just have to learn to accept it silently, on their terms. More things WILL come, i’m sure of it, but we’ve gotten enough to understand the situation and just continue in this path of we know that they know we know (insert phoebe gif), and things will happen, and everything will be okay. It’ll be on their terms, because their career is not based on their relationship but what they create and that’s the best part of it. it’d be idea to get to the point where we know but rather concentrate on what they put out for us, regardless, and i think we’re so close to that stage, i can feel it in my bones and it makes me so happy.

I don’t think I’ve ever done one of these before??? On Bucky or on any of my other blogs, so I figured it was about time. I want to share with everyone some of the people who are my most favorite writers on Tumblr. Each and every one of you is so talented, accomplished and awesome, and I look forward to continuing to drool over all of the content you guys bring to the dash every single day. These are the people that make Tumblr such a fun experience for me and everybody else, and I obviously recommend that you check them all out and give them the love, attention, hugs and kisses that they deserve!!! I tried not to tag any person more than once, but just because I tagged one of your blogs over the other doesn’t mean I don’t love your other blog(s) too!!! I love seeing every muse that all of you have to offer. 

Now let’s get this party started!!!


★ @asgardianhammer ★ @bcwtruckled ★ @bcywonder ★ @brainsnbeauty
★ @brooklynsoul ★ @drcylewis ★ @emmreth ★ @fastiell ★ @fatherofmachine@fearmaiden ★ @frcgilehearts​ ★ @friendoftheood ★ @icarusmarked ★ @ideolgue@itsybitsyparker ★ @lethiferxus ★ @liibxrte ★ @mancfiron ★ @nofortunateson@oftwentyeight@tclcpathy@tetramother ★ @thesecondmost@toskavechnyy@vandync@vdoviism@waiitress@waywardoakdown@whskeylullaby


Under the cut there are a TON of sappy and embarrassing things about a few people that I care about very much. It’s a mess of memes and words that probably don’t make a lick of sense, but overall, the message I’m trying to get across is: thank you, to all of you. 

You guys are the best.

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smiletae19  asked:

Could you do an Jikook one for the meme ship thing

Thank you!!

Originally posted by missbaptan

who cooks normally?:

both! they alternate at times depending on the dish and sometimes it’s a joint effort. they’re also big on snacks and instant food. regular broke college student meals lol.

but also, since these two are kinda the babies of the group, they eat over at the others’ houses or get leftovers from them, or they’ll get treated to a meal at times. it works out.

how often do they fight?:

not often, but it happens. mostly they tease each other a lot. but serious fights can happen if one thinks the other is babying them too much or they think they’re being looked down on. but it’s never for long bc they can’t stay mad at the other and they resolve things quickly.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?:

jimin constantly keeps jungkook updated and send things about his day all the time. it makes jungkook feel like he spent the day with jimin.

jungkook is sensitive to smells so he likes to use scents that reminds him of jimin, like a lotion or a body wash. jimin constantly teases him by saying he’s just copying him but he’s always pleased when he smells his body wash on the other when they see each other again ^^

nicknames for each other?:

they call each other “baby” all the time to tease the other. jimin calls jungkook “kookie” and occasionally he’ll just use his full name? like “jeon jungkook!”

jungkook calls him “jimin-ah” or “jiminie hyung” depending on his mood

who is more likely to pay for dinner?:

jimin. mostly bc he argues that he’s older but sometimes jungkook wants to pay and jimin lets him. but more often than not, none of them pay bc they’re being treated to by their hyungs lmao.

who steals the covers at night?:

jimin. jungkook is alright with it though bc he runs kinda hot anyway.

what would they get each other for gifts?:

jungkook would get jimin snacks. that’s his gifts lol. but jimin loves snacks so he’s happy about it.

jimin would get jungkook really thoughtful gifts occasionally just because. like a hat, headphones, art supplies, etc.

who remembers things?:

jimin. sometimes jungkook could be a little too caught up in the present to think further ahead lol. but it’s ok bc jimin remembers enough for the both of them.

in terms of everyday stuff, though, jungkook remembers more.

who cusses more?:

jungkook? or he’s more open about it, at least. and he knows all the english curses for sure haha

what would they do if the other one was hurt?:

jimin would worry and hover a little but once he realizes jungkook’s alright, he lays back a bit. jungkook actually gets hurt often due to the various physical activities he likes experimenting with. 

emotionally, he’d do his best to offer jungkook comfort and praise him when he needs to bc he knows jungkook is hard on himself.

jungkook would take care of what he needs to and make sure jimin is okay  before teasing him and telling him that it’s fine, it’s no big deal and teasing him. he’d actually take it harder if jimin was emotionally hurt. he’d do all that he could to make jimin smile.

who kissed who first?:

jimin kissed jungkook first in the heat of the moment. i always imagine them dancing to something kinda sensual and getting all into it and just being all worked up and then the next thing you know, jimin is kissing jungkook.

who made the first move?:

jimin. as a continuation of that kiss lol.

who started the relationship?:

jimin., once he realized what he did, would want to assure jungkook that it wasn’t just a moment of passion for him but that he wants this to be a real relationship. jungkook is all for it.


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anonymous asked:

So, I've been pretty into creepypasta for awhile now (yes, even with it's fandom in all of it's 'rawr XD'), but I have a question that's been burning in my mind ever since the beginning: Who actually is Zalgo? Like, does he have an actual story? Is he just some op OC somebody made up as a bull trump card? Does he have a mythos? How old is his story (if he even has one)? What’s with ‘He who waits behind the wall’ and some so-called 'mirror realm'? If he has a story, a link would be appreciated :P

Zalgo actually isn’t a story at all…I don’t know when the demon creature king first started to be a thing but it was actually an Internet meme where people took an innocent photo and make them demonic or corrupt in some way. But other than that, I have no idea about the character himself…

door  asked:

Fic title meme, my fave line of poetry: "Spacious and Obstacled"

(send me a made-up fic title and i’ll tell you what i would write to go with it!) 

That is a BEAUTIFUL LINE, first of all.

This is definitely the post-retirement character study, because that line makes me think of what the rest of your life must look like when the only thing you really wanted to do ends when you’re 30. 

It would be a nostalgic fic, but not ultimately a sad one? For the first time, they’re not racing the clock of aging out of their sport. They can dedicate themselves to the ice in different ways, or they can do something completely new. They can try multiple new things and decide it’s not perfect for them and move on. They have time. And they have plenty of company along the way.