i made it on my iphone

A few days ago a wedding certificate showed up on the table, but I didn’t get a chance to ask my mom about it til this morning, when she said it was happening this afternoon! My mom and her parter have been engaged for about a decade but recent circumstances actually made it beneficial for them to do so. 

I offered to be a witness and followed them to the courthouse where it turns out a witness wasn’t needed (either tv shows lied to me or it’s different based on location), so I was the official iphone wedding photographer. Really pro. It’s been raining all week but the sun came out for a bit and my mom found a nice rose bush outside to stand by. 

Despite how aloof they both are towards marriage in general, they were very happy and a bit emotional, it was very sweet. My mom was on a conference call for work right up minute we had to leave to go to the courthouse, then took a minute to slip into a pretty white dress and heels. She’s kind of a badass. 

I  got this lovely phone case and I just think it is adorable. This store has so many cute patterns which made it so hard to chose one- I might have to get another. I am really impressed by the quality of the case. In the past I have ordered a few and they end up breaking or fading. They sell cases for both iphone and galaxy, so if you have either of those phones I suggest checking them out 

Their store

Buy my same case

4

Made some Muskies iPhone wallpapers 

6

My Brother, My Brother, and Me (dir. J.D. Amato, 2017)

Dianne Bentley saved receipts, helped take down her cheating governor husband.

The text copy, of course, leaves out all pics and formatting, (not to mention being unnecessarily laborious and time-wasting) but you can google a sentence or two to find the source (mic.com).

“When male politicians do shitty things, their wives are generally expected to stand quietly and supportively behind them, in press conferences and in life.

Not Dianne Bentley, though.

According to Business Insider, when she discovered that her husband, Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley, was having an affair, she set the sabotage machine in motion that ultimately brought him down.

The governor resigned Monday as evidence mounted that he had violated a number of campaign finance and state ethics laws in pursuit of an extramarital relationship with his adviser Rebekah Mason. That the Alabama House Ethics Committee amassed so much evidence in the first place is thanks in no small part to Dianne Bentley, who saves receipts.

According to the impeachment report, the Alabaman first lady first sensed something was going on between her husband and Mason in September 2013. At the time, Mason had not yet moved to Montgomery and was living in the governor’s mansion pool house. She was also, Bentley noticed, aggressively texting the governor during off hours and for non-gubernatorial business. But Bentley didn’t get concrete proof until February 2014, when she and the governor attended a National Governor’s Association in Washington, D.C. Mason came along, and Bentley saw her texting flirtatiously with the governor at the dinner table one night.

"I can’t take my eyes off of you,” the governor texted Mason, in full view of his wife, according to the report.

In spring of 2014, the governor made a few unambiguous fumbles that blew his cover. Once, he texted his wife to say, “I love you Rebekah.” He also gave her his state-issued iPad, apparently oblivious to the fact that it was synced with his state-issued iPhone and that any texts he might send from that phone would be accessible on the iPad.

Dianne Bentley watched her husband call Mason “sweetheart” and overheard the pair discussing the governor’s “Private Rebekah phone” and speak of making an escape together. Mason apparently called the governor a “handsome wonderful amazing funny sweet man,” to which he responded, “You are wonderful my sweet love.”

Bentley’s wife took screenshots of it all, which can be viewed here.

She also obtained audio evidence. In March 2014, according to the report, she turned on her phone’s recorder, dropped it into her handbag and told her husband she was taking a “long walk on the beach.” She left her purse behind, and within one minute, the governor and Mason were chatting on the phone. Their conversation eventually took a turn from business to Mason’s breasts.

Dianne Bentley filed for divorce in 2015 and handed over her evidence to the ethics committee in 2016. Taken together with accounts from staffers on both sides, who attested to threats and the misuse of state money in an effort to sustain the affair but keep it secret, it paints a very clear picture. The governor pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor charges on Monday, and will never again run for or occupy public office.

And that’s why you always save receipts.“

2

random lockscreens i made for my babies clay & hannah 

like if you save i guess

3

Dodie Clark Room Backgrounds

3

Allura Sidebars 

Like/Reblog if you’re using

Please credit

Lmk if you want a different color

Requests are open

4

Tom was gorgeous and eloquent and wearing purple socks and best of all, he was RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME.

Other things:

He had a little tuft of hair sticking up, which makes me just itch to be able to smooth it.

The amounts of face-touching, jaw-stroking and hands - just hands - was egregious.

There was a lovely young gentleman beside us who was filming it for Radio Times, so I’m guessing we’ll get a video at some point?

No new news about S2. :(

Alistair Petrie made Tom laugh a lot, for which I am supremely grateful to him.

On Tom Hollander’s improvised molestation of him: “He didn’t even ask permission. I’m scarred for life.”

How good is this suit?! 

Purple socks.


**please forgive the absolute shit quality of these iphone photos, I didn’t bring my real camera and these are for posterity only!