how the warriors movie will open
beginning scene: [firepaw walking thru camp, just named an apprentice of thunderclan, looking angrily around]
firepaw: hi my name is firepaw and i have flame-colored ginger fur (that’s how i got my name) and pretty emerald green eyes and cats tell me i kinda look like thunderstar (directors note: if u dont know who he is then get da hell out of here!!) i’m not related to him but i wish i was because everyone tells me he was a major fucking hottie. i was just made an apprentice of thunderclan (in case you couldn’t tell) it’s snowing and raining out today which i’m very happy about. longtail and tigerclaw stared at me. i stuck my middle claw at them.