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am i a hoarder for just v happily looking @ the number of asks ppl send me?? idk im just happy ppl wanna hear blair (me) describe their muses its v cute i love ocs i love ppl’s ocs I LOVE OCS?????

It’s time for the random roster race!! Hope your fav is picked for tomorrow!!

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anonymous asked:

I can't believe chris would say that. Dan and phil probably wanted to keep they're girlfriends a secret.

joke
/jōk/
noun
1.
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
“she was in a mood to tell jokes”
synonyms: funny story, jest, witticism, quip
verb
1.
make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.
“she could laugh and joke with her colleagues”
synonyms: tell jokes, crack jokes

I woke up next to you again…

I could feel your skin pressed against mine. You were so much warmer than me. I just wanted to cuddle up into you. But I knew I couldn’t. I knew from the moment I stumbled into your apartment, and you practically ripped off my shirt, you were expecting me to sneak out before you woke up. And as much as I knew I should’ve, I couldn’t. I couldn’t pull my hand away from your stretch-mark-ridden, perfect, waist. I couldn’t stop myself from inhaling your beautiful, alcoholy-one night stand, perfect, smell. I couldn’t pull my eyes away from the way the morning light streamed through the window, illuminating your face, making you look like a goddess. I couldn’t help but feel the urge to make you a nice warm cup of coffee, just the way you like it; and run you a nice warm bath, with those pink bath salts I know you absolutely love. I couldn’t help but want to wake up with you like this every morning.

I couldn’t help but give into my fear and cowardliness. I gathered my things, stepping into the cold, windy, streets. Fighting myself, wanting to turn back and crawl into bed with you.

Regret.

-TS

autumnal asks

lantern - how did you meet your best friend? What were your first impressions of each other?

frost - if you could give some advice to your younger self, what would you say?

maple - is there a hobby / skill that you’ve always wanted to try but never did?

harvest - what fictional character do you most identify with? Why?

fireside - if you had your dream wardrobe, what would it look like?

cider - a food that you disliked as a child but now enjoy?

amber - share an unpopular opinion that you may have.

fog - how well do you think you’d do in a zombie apocalypse scenario?

jack-o-lantern - if you could look like any celebrity, who would you choose?

spice - have you ever encountered a house that you believed to be haunted?

orchard - share one thing that you’d like to happen this autumn.

crow - which school subject do you wish you had an aptitude for?

bonfire - describe your dream house.

cinnamon - if you had to live in a time period different than the present, which would you choose and where?

cobweb - (if you’ve graduated) do you miss high school?

cranberry - what’s one physical feature that you get complimented on?

maize - share the weirdest encounter you’ve had with a stranger on the street.

quilt - how do you take your tea (or coffee)?

pumpkin - do you think that humans are inherently good or bad?

moonlit - are you a neat or messy person? Is your room / house orderly?

flannel - have you ever gone on a bad date? 

cocoa - if you could have any type of hair, what colour and cut would you have?

ghost - is there someone that you miss having in your life?