I can't believe chris would say that. Dan and phil probably wanted to keep they're girlfriends a secret.
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
“she was in a mood to tell jokes”
synonyms: funny story, jest, witticism, quip
make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.
“she could laugh and joke with her colleagues”
synonyms: tell jokes, crack jokes
I could feel your skin pressed against mine. You were so much warmer than me. I just wanted to cuddle up into you. But I knew I couldn’t. I knew from the moment I stumbled into your apartment, and you practically ripped off my shirt, you were expecting me to sneak out before you woke up. And as much as I knew I should’ve, I couldn’t. I couldn’t pull my hand away from your stretch-mark-ridden, perfect, waist. I couldn’t stop myself from inhaling your beautiful, alcoholy-one night stand, perfect, smell. I couldn’t pull my eyes away from the way the morning light streamed through the window, illuminating your face, making you look like a goddess. I couldn’t help but feel the urge to make you a nice warm cup of coffee, just the way you like it; and run you a nice warm bath, with those pink bath salts I know you absolutely love. I couldn’t help but want to wake up with you like this every morning.
I couldn’t help but give into my fear and cowardliness. I gathered my things, stepping into the cold, windy, streets. Fighting myself, wanting to turn back and crawl into bed with you.