i mEAN LIKE ACTUALLY EVERYTHING

okay so i was having thoughts this morning about how i believe that obi-wan was probably t h e best master for anakin under the circumstances (and a few others) and how as much as i hate predestination, if you accept anakin as (one of?) the chosen one(s), then he is fated to bring about the fall of the Jedi - cos you can’t have balance when the lightside outnumbers the darkside by as much as it does. and i started thinking about how what if the universes where obi-wan is his master greatly delays him fucking off to the darkside and bringing about the end of the Order? well, he was all of 23 when that happened, which means in other universes, where obi-wan is not his master, he probably abandons the order much younger than that.

okay, so - an au where.

an au where qui-gon lives. despite reasons why it probably wouldn’t happen, he becomes anakin’s master, obi-wan fucks off to do Knight Things and Grow As His Own Person. anakin has his canonical crisis of faith and great realization that being a jedi is difficult and not actually all that he thought it was going to be. he fucks off from the order - say around the age of fifteen?

qui-gon, despite everything, goes off to hunt him. despite this “betrayal”. after all, anakin is the chosen one, right? so he even goes so far as to call in obi-wan to help him find anakin. meanwhile, anakin is employing every last trick in the book to remain out of reach. he won’t go back - he won’t. he can do more good out there in the galaxy, instead of tied down by the (hostile, tbh) jedi order.

it just so happens that obi-wan finds him. rather than try to arrest him or anything (leaving the order is not a ‘take into custody’ offense, as obi-wan well knows) and actually talks to anakin about the reasons why he’s fucked off. he finds the reasons understandable. besides, becoming a jedi is not being conscripted. anakin has the right to leave if he feels like it. obi-wan tells him that it’s fucking dangerous for a half-trained force sensitive out there in the wild galaxy, but when anakin doesn’t change his mind (because he’s hella stubborn tbh) obi-wan is just like “welp” and lets him go. he tells qui-gon he never found anakin, but that it’s really unreasonable to hunt the kid down for fucking off. it’s another thing that qui-gon and obi-wan don’t see eye-to-eye with.

so that’s that, right? they’ll never see the chosen one again.

but wait, there’s more. So of course the Sith find anakin. he must bring balance to the force. Dooku and Sidious play bad cop/good cop until anakin is firmly under Sidious’ thumb. (presumably, Qui-gon would have found nine hundred different ways to keep anakin away from palpatine, who might even have been the one to plant the idea of running off into anakin’s head on the few times when he was allowed to speak with the kid). anakin goes corrupt, as you do when siths are fucking with your head, and the story proceeds.

here it is, the fall of the jedi order, and order 66.

ymmv what happens to qui-gon. does he live through even this? or is he shot down protecting obi-wan? in either case, obi-wan survives as he tends to, trying to regroup with the rest of the surviving Jedi. of course, you have this wretched sith lord, Darth Vader, hunting them all down. his skill with a blade is unparalleled. no jedi who has faced him has survived.

when he finds them, obi-wan stays back, sacrificing himself to save the others. and yet, to his surprise, darth vader does not kill him. darth vader himself does not understand entirely why, only that once when he was very young, a jedi heard him out and let him go.

he does not let obi-wan go, but neither does his blade fall.

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feeling kinda bad scoob

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WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: IRELAND

The Irish Academy of Magic is housed in a cozy castle balancing precariously on the cliffs of Inishmore. The school, appearing to muggles as a unspectacular crumbled church ruin, is actually quite large in expanse, and caters predominantly to Irish students. Since the establishment of Hogwarts, the school has seen a steady decline in numbers, although the student population has started increasing in the years leading up to the battle of Hogwarts. At the academy, Gaelic spellcasting takes precedence over Latin spellcasting. Many students, however, elect to learn spellcasting in both languages, which results in a wealth of charms at their disposal (even more so if they can master mixed language spells). In their sixth year, students have the opportunity to study abroad if they wish. For the first time in decades, students heard the chilling wail of a banshee outside the entrance of the castle, whose cry foretold the deaths of students who were studying at Hogwarts at the time of Voldemort’s infiltration. It is rumoured that there exists an entrance to Tír na nÓg, the Land of the Young, off of the shores of the cliff, below the surface of the ocean. However, no one has discovered its location, and some believe it was sealed off using magical means by a witch who was driven mad by the passage of time in the mortal world after journeying to Tír na nÓg and back.

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Oh, oh, oh, sir, I cannot.
- What, my lord?
Make you a wholesome answer.

Tell me I’m not the only one legit shook by the Henry sneak peek omg  

anonymous asked:

May I please use your acronym idea for Lance? I'll be sure to give you proper credit and (if you say yes) I'll tag you in the post I make (again, only if you say yes). Please don't get discourage by the racists; the good ones in the fandom love you and see your worth. You're honestly a blessing on this fandom and as a Christian, I say with sincerity; God Bless You.

Yes of course!! I don’t mind at all!!

And thank you so much that means so much to me, that actually did make me feel so much better

so i realized degrassi next class is directly linked to the previous degrassi generation,

so guess whos gonna binge watch every degrassi nest generation episode?

me,

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For centuries

Lawlu ~ requested by jinxstandsforjinxdurrr

anonymous asked:

I'm tired of people treading Lotor as a walking dildo/bodiceripper for Lance especially since 1) he's not even really like that in the previous shows, that was mostly Sincline who they said they're not going to use anyway and 2) it feels like again as with Altean!Lance they're just recentering aspects of Allura storylines around their own golden boy Lance because they can't stand him not being the literal enter of the universe for a single second.

marianara-sauce  asked:

first of all: love this blog!! you have such great ideas! i was wondering of there was a Mamma Mia! au yet. i imagine Sonny trying to find the girl of Usnavi's dreams by using his old diary, and thinks his cousin seemed to write a LOT about some girls named Vanessa, Daniela and Carla (in this AU sonny doesnt know them). he invites them to come over by pretending to be Usnavi, and aaah i could rant more but character limit :P if u domt know the musical i can fill u in! any thoughts?

First of all, thank you! I’m glad you like all this stuff I post here!

Second: Mamma Mia, huh? I actually think this AU could make the story more believable than the original did! I actually think we could just make it be about Usnavi and Vanessa. Yeah, Sonny looks in Usnavi’s diary (just the idea that Usnavi has a diary; that dork) and there’s a BUNCH of entries about a girl named Vanessa. Daniela and Carla are mentioned, but it’s clear that Usnavi has feelings for Vanessa but the diary makes it unclear as to why they broke up. So maybe Sonny gets in contact with Daniela and Carla first and they reveal that they don’t know why they broke up either, but they DO want Vanessa to hook up with him, so the three of them work together to invite Vanessa to wherever Sonny and Usnavi are, NOT telling them that the other is going to be there, and hijinks ensue. Just imagining their reaction to seeing each other after years would be hilarious. Usnavi would probably just turn white and Vanessa’s jaw would hit the floor and they would both just shut down until one of them breaks it and they run away (and later on they could sing Mamma Mia as a duet or something :3) And the rest of the story is Sonny, Daniela, and Carla trying to get them back together maybe Parent Trap style or at least figure out why they broke up and if they still love each other (spoiler alert, they do).

my wishlist for BBC Les Miserables:

-is literally a live-action English-speaking Shoujo Cosette

anonymous asked:

I lowkey annoyed at noora and vilde.... Bye haha

okay same? i think it’s the point of vilde’s character to be pretty annoying jdfnjk i mean i love her but she’s said some really really nasty things and noora ugh i talked to some friends about this today actually she gets on my nerves sometimes like in today’s clip when she said “i’m not letting those girls into my apartment!!” as if they were satan?? as if vilde hasn’t called eva a slut to her face?? and said a million problematic things?? as if her “bf” wasn’t the most disgusting person ever and almost caused one of noora’s closest friends to have an eating disorder?? idk i was bitter about that lol

send me a character/actor you hate and i’ll tell u if i hate them too!!

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Sometimes, I think about Raditz coming back and more or less living with his brother and his family and even though Gohan isn’t one to hold grudges, he wouldn’t be too happy about it.

Goodnight 🥊