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Easter Egg Hunt - Jack Maynard

Requested: No

Request: Open

A/N: Easter themed imagine in honor of the easter holiday


Originally posted by iheartmyyoutubers

You woke up on Easter morning to find your boyfriend out of bed and your alarm going off. You shut the alarm off on your phone, the clock read 6 o’clock. You groaned. You got up and wrapped a blanket around yourself and walked out of the bedroom you shared with your boyfriend. 

“Jack?” you called walking through the house.

“Yes, love?” Jack called back.

“Why the fuck is a alarm going off at 6 in the morning? And why are you up at 6 in the morning? We’re leaving for Brighton at 9.” you asked. You walked into the kitchen to find Jack sitting there with a cup of coffee in his hand. He handed it to you. You happily took it and had a sip.

“Well, its Easter and my girlfriend is practically a kid…” said Jack.

“Hey!” you said pretending to be offended. 

“And I decided to make a Easter egg hunt in our flat for you.” he said with a huge grin on his face. You face lit up. You looked around, now noticing the different colored eggs throughout the apartment. You then faced Jack.

“You did all of this for me?” you asked Jack, still smiling. He nodded. “Do I get to collect them?” Jack nodded and pulled out a basket. You immediately grabbed it and started grabbing every egg in sight. They were all over the place. Jack gave you clues along the way, saying if you were hot or cold to the egg. Jack was vlogging the whole thing.  Once you found them all you sat down on the ground, Jack joining you.  You were so excited to open them. Inside were reasons why Jack loved you, and what he loved about you.  

I love you because your so kind to others, said one of them. Another one said,  I love it when we stay up late watching movies and fall asleep on the couch together with our feet in each other’s faces. Every time you read a new one your heart swelled. You couldn’t believe that Jack put so much time into this project. In total there were 157 reasons why he loved you. He had to stuff multiple slips of paper into the same egg to fit them all. 

“There were more reasons, but I couldn’t find the words on how to describe how much I’m in love with you and all the things I love about you.” Jack admitted. 

“Babe this is so sweet! I love you so much.” you said. You leaned over to him and gave his a slow, long, kiss on the lips. When you pulled away you couldn’t help but smile. 

“Oh, before I forget, there is one egg that you didn’t find.” he said. You raised an eyebrow at him.

“Do I get to find it?” you asked.

“With my help of course.” He got up and then pulled you up too. 

“Give me a hint.” you said, eager to find it. Jack laughed and pulled you in for a hug. He wrapped his arms around you. 

“Its in our bedroom.” Jack said. You could see a hint of nervousness in his voice. What could he be nervous about? You ran to your room and looked around. You saw a red egg on your night stand. You ran back to Jack in the kitchen. This egg had been heavier than the rest. 

“Can I open it?” you whispered.

“Go ahead.” said Jack. You opened the egg and gasped. Inside was a ring, a simple, yet beautiful. You felt tears in your eyes. You took the ring out of the egg, carefully. 

“Y/N,” said Jack. You looked to find him on one knee. He grabbed your hand with the ring in it. He took it out of your hand. “I love you so much and I think you know that. I love you with my whole heart and I don’t think I can imagine my life with out you. So I want to make that a reality.” Jack took a deep breath in. “Y/F/N Y/M/N Y/L/N, will you marry me?” You nodded you head, unable to get any words out. Jack stood up and grabbed you and spun you around. You started to laugh. Once he put you back down, he slipped the ring onto your ring finger. 

“Jack I love you so, so, so, so, so much.” you told him. “Let me kiss you.”

“Anytime my love.” he said. You put your hands up to his cheeks and kissed him like there was no tomorrow. 

{ five’s company // ch. 14 }

a/n: maybe you can stop yelling at me now?? enjoy! it’s up early!

tags: @toonerzchatz @promisesandmore @iamnotthrowingawaymyshit @itsallexmallory @itsallexwriting @impala-moose @jaydiggs1218 @fierydaemon @slightlysouless @jzzyjones @wiindmill @whitestorm547 @hamilturnt @littleblue5mcdork @arostrolgy @mcgrammer15 @fanagelbagel

(if you’d like to be tagged, just let me know!)

t/w: mention of an abusive/toxic relationship, negative thoughts (but it’s nothing really bad!)

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fourteen.

When Alexander woke up, it was three a.m. It was still dark outside. Herc was snoring softly. Alex was lying on top of him, the blankets covering the both of them. John was close to Laf, the two of them asleep. 

Alex didn’t see you in the bed. He figured his eyes were playing tricks on him. 

He shifted a little, then went back to sleep. 

When he woke up and you weren’t at breakfast, he knew something was wrong. When he had bad days, you all stayed home with him. Mental health days, Laf said when he made the very first one an official thing. Alex kind of scrunched up at the word, but he found them to be incredibly helpful on days like these.

You were supposed to be here on “mental health days.” You were always up before him. You always got up before each of the boys. So where were you today?

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Boyfriend/Girlfriend Tag

Originally posted by martziplier98

Request: Your writing is AMAZING❤ Could I request an Ethan x reader? Where the reader is a youtuber and they doing the girlfriend/boyfriend challenge?

Summary: Fem!Reader and boyfriend Ethan do the boyfriend/girlfriend tag for reader’s youtube channel! Lots of fluff ensues.

A/N: Hey there kiddos, I would like to apologize for taking so long with this request. I had class today, not to mention an essay due just a couple hours ago so I mostly tried staying away from my phone. That being said I loved this request so much because there were so many possibilities for fluffy stories ahhh. I mean as it stands, it’s 1am as I’m typing this right now and I have no regrets. I’m kinda proud of this one tbh. Sorry, no self deprecating humor in this author’s note. Anyway, thanks for the request so much, it was so fun to write this! Enjoy!

Wordcount: 1131 srry I got carried away whoops

Warnings: s o m u c h f l u f f. Physically repulsive to read so much cute thing. Continue at your own risk. Also i said ‘ass’ a couple times I think.

Please request some more! My inbox is empty! Pleaseeee!

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the other day I had so much anxiety about like walking in late to a small gathering for a friend’s graduation and called my friend and stood around for a while and now I was just thinking about walking up to someone at work and giving him my number…….does my anxiety just decide to come and go whenever the f*ck it wants I’m laughing at myself

City Lights(F)

Kai x dear reader

Description:Kai is back from the tour and you guys haven’t seen each other for 2 months.He decides to surprise in a surprising way.

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

P.s.I love this gif so much my heart hurts.

He had been away for so long.You missed him.You missed his confused face when you were trying to explain something,you missed his small laughs,you missed his kisses,you missed his dorky side.You missed him.Not many people knew about your relationship.Your families and few of your friends.Oh,and kyungsoo.When you met him at your friends art gallery,his eyes kept following you and at the end,you asked him why was he looking at you.”I found a masterpiece.” was all he told you and there you were.Waiting for him to return home so you could hug him,kiss him and tickle him.

He was supposed to return today in the morning and it was 4pm.You didn’t want to bother him because you knew it was tiring and you didn’t want to bother him.You also knew even if he was super tired he would still come to your place if you asked and be the sweetheart he is.You didn’t call him for 2 days even though you knew he was at the dorm or his family’s house.Youhad to wait.You had to be patient if you wanted to date an idol.He had all those schedules and practices along with interviews and photo shoots.He was busy but you were patient.


It had been 4 days since jongin arrived and he didn’t call you.To be honest,you were concerned.Normally,he would call you right after he arrived and talk to you for long hours.You thought about calling him but you were concerned if someone could find out about your relationship with jongin.You also thought about calling kyungsoo but he probably wouldn’t answer your call.You just waited.You had to.


It was midnight.You loved watching the city lights at midnight.It was a bit cold but you didn’t mind and embraced the cold.You were wearing nothing but one of jongin’s big shirts.You loved wearing them,they felt soft and comfortable.After sometime,you left the balcony and headed to the kitchen to grab something to drink.Just when you were about to finish your drink,your doorbell rang.It was 2am.Who could it be?It was odd for you to stay awake since you had a morning class but you couldn’t sleep because of jongin.Not when you didn’t know when he will call you.

You opened the door with a cup in your hand and a messy hair.It took you a moment to adjust the person in front of you.He was wearing the white hat you gave him as a present.He looked happy and somehow he didn’t seem tired at all.You looked at him with wide eyes and an an open mouth.He smiled widely at you before hugging you tightly.Oh,his smell.You hugged him back causing him to giggle.You hugged him tightly like you haven’t done in months.He looked down at you and kissed you deeply.Neither one of you wanted to let go but you needed some air.

He took your hand and asked you to put on some clothes before he let you go.You asked him why but he only gave you a small kiss on the lips and told you to be quick.You hurried to your bedroom and wore a big sweater you stole from jongin.You absolutely had no idea what he was doing but you didn’t care because you missed him lots.

He was waiting for you at the door.You locked the door of your apartment and he started to walk a bit fast so you had to run in order to catch his hand.He smiled at you and you hurriedly got in the car.He was driving fast at the beginning but once you got away from your neighbourhood,he slowed down and opened the windows.

“I was busy practicing for our next come back and I thought it would be too risky to call you.Also they didn’t let us go anywhere since we had to practice and had a few meetings with the manager so I didn’t have time.I don’t know whether they realised I’m out of the dorm or not and I thought they might follow my car so that’s why I was in a hurry.” he gave you a big smile and some time to adjust everything he said before he spoke again.

“I seriously missed you so so much,You have no idea.”’

“So that’s why you didn’t call me.” you sighed in relief.”I see.I missed you too,more than you could ever imagine.”You held onto his sweater and smiled widely.

After some time the car stopped and you got out of the car.You didn’t know where you were until you saw the magnificent view.It was basically a mountain and you could see all over the city.You stared at the view at awe while jongin stared at you in awe.You looked at him and smiled.Suddenly,you found his lips on yours as he kissed you deeply.

You kissed for a long time.Until you weren’t able to breath.He told you all the things that happened on the tour.From how kyungsoo was angry at baekhyun for recreating his drama with chanyeol to his lovely 9-year-old fan who came to see him.You listened to him silently.You loved moments like this.He was living all the moments again while he was telling you and you felt alive,you felt at ease.

After he told you about all his memories he asked about what you have been up to.You said all the things you wanted to say.From how your small plant got bigger to your school struggles and how much you missed him.

You got home safely.He wrapped his arms around you while you were lying on the couch and talked about random things.He was just enjoying your sleepy figure.

“You know what?I struggled a bit when you were gone.One day,i woke up and thought I was might die because of loneliness.But that’s ok.I’ll wait if it’s for you.My friend asked about my boyfriend and I told her I didn’t have one.I actually wanted to scream your name and say that your my boyfriend but then I thought,I want a ice cream with cream.”You said in a breath.

He was shocked but laughed it off.He knew how it was for the both of you.

“Oh,I know how it feels baby.It’s like your soul leaves you with a broken heart that will never heal but when I see you,It fades away.Your smile kept me going for the last 4 days and I’m sorry It has to be like this but I can’t leave you.I won’t.My heart wouldn’t allow me.”

You felt yourself dozing off before you said you loved him.He carried you to your bed and kissed your temple before looking at the city lights.

“I’ll find a way.”


Hi people!So I actually have an exam tomorrow but well,its kai so who cares?I’m planning on writing lots of scenarios this summer and hope y’all like it.I also feel a bit weird writing this after his break up but he’s our boy.I stuggled a bit but its ok.Get rich ♡

well hello, today’s a “let’s talk about reitz” day so when i saw uncannycookie tag this as “everyone-who-wants-to” i just had to

a - age: 24 (for two more months

b - biggest fear: outside rational-ish ones, heights. 

c - current time: 1:55 pm

d - drink you last had: coffee

e - every day starts with: checking out tumblr/discord and doing my stretches

f - favorite song: mmm i call der könig der dunkelheit by d my fave for nostalgia reasons but atm im super, super into onyu’s cover of laughing mannequin

g - ghosts, are they real: nahh

h - hometown: turku, i’ve lived here for six years (not telling you the tiny village i’m originally from)

i - in love with: how cheap melons are atm, how fucking great my new wardrobe is turning out to be

j - jealous of: dan, how the fuck do you get so much cool art ?? i’m also like, positive kind of jealous of basically all my artist/writer friends, ahaha!

k - killed someone: does killing seri count? 

l - last time you cried:  oh, i don’t really cry…. but on friday i sat my bestie down to watch märchen and fuck if the part where elisabeth sings about how she doesn’t have any regrets about loving mär doesn’t get to me every time dhgfdhgh

m - middle name: Kai

n - number of siblings: two big sisters, two little brothers (i’m the ultimate middle enby sib)

o - one wish: to change someone’s life for the better

p - person you last called/texted: a friend about when he’d arrive and what should we eat. my phone was breaking down s i couldn’t use the internet on it… had to text like it’s the early 2000′s again… (my phone has now completely broken down)

q - questions you’re always asked: “when will you graduate” ghsfggdf idk i don’t get asked that many things…

r - reasons to smile: chocolate, friends, reigen

s - song last sang: ”sanbika, irotoridori no sekai deeeeee~~!!”

t - time you woke up: 12, noon 

u - underwear color: black

v - vacation destination: japaaaaaaaaan, i need to hit tokyo ;;

w - worst habit: overeating, procrastinating vacuuming

x - x-rays you’ve had: SO MANY. lately for wisdom teeth removal, but i’ve fucked up my legs may a time.

y - your favorite food: burritos and pasta, cake

z - zodiac sign: virgo

hmmm don’t feel any pressure to do this (and do this even if i didn’t tag u if you want!!) but @zzzbraaa @bisexualwinry @setfa @reiqenarataka @cosmentos @mareliini @waitkc 

tuckerxgurl  asked:

hey! +f 💘can u do 13, please? i love your tumblr btw 💓

thank you so much, baby! i love you, and i know it’s short, but i tried to make it cute, so i hope you enjoy! x 

13. “What did you break?”

“Shawn!” You grinned, trying your hardest not to laugh as your boyfriend pretended to have superpowers. He put two fingers against his temple on each side, squinting his eyes towards a cup on the side table in your living room as if he could move it with just his stare. 

“Shut up, I’m concentrating!” He joked, continuing to stare at the cup with the quote ‘be courageous and strong’ on the front of it. (P.S- Just a little side note, I actually have a cup with this quote on it and it has a little gold handle like a tea cup and it’s legit the most adorable thing ever to me! hahaa)

A teasing scoff blew past your lips, and you leaned across the couch, slapping him against the shoulder. He broke from his stare, a huge smile gracing his lips as he slowly looked over at you. 

Your eyes suddenly widened, almost popping out of your head as you saw a smirk line his lips. “YOU INTERRUPTED MY ONE CHANCE!” He yelled, jumping towards you and tackling you to the cushions. 

A loud squeal drove past your lips, your arms wrapping around his neck and fingers tangling in his hair. He laughed in your ear before you heard a sudden painful scream echo in your ears. You gasped, pushing him away slightly to look at him, worry evident in your features. 

“Shawn?” You yelped as you watched him shut his eyes tightly, his face contorting in pain. “Shawn, what happened?’ 

“I-” He spoke as he tried to move, immediately stopping and letting a painful groan spill from his lips. “I think I broke something…” He whispered through the sudden ache in his hand, trying to move it so it was straight but ending up twisting it back to where he thought he might have cracked it. 

“What did you break?” You asked in worry, twsiting and turning from underneath him, a whisper to stop moving flowing past his lips. “Okay, okay. Just try to move. Can you move?”

“Uh…” Shawn tried moving his hand again, wincing from the pulsing pain in his hand, but pulling through it as he pulled back and sat up straight. His eyebrows scrunched in pain when he looked down at his hand, accidentally moving it, even the slightest movement sending waves of agony through his wrist. 

He watched as you jumped up, looking down at his hand and gasping as you saw the way it was twisted, slightly confused as to how it happened. 

“I think I twisted it. I can’t move it.” He mumbled slowly, bringing his hand up to softly wrap around his wrist, holding it steady. 

You nodded, trying to comprehend how it had happened, figuring his clumsy self just happened to place it weirdly against the couch, the weight of your body twisting it painfully. 

“Okay, it’s okay. That’s okay, I’ll just bring you to the hospital so they can wrap it up.” 

Shawn nodded at you, following you to the door as you grabbed your things and made your way to the hospital so they could patch the clumsy 6′ft boy up. 

Anonymous said to hoothootmotherfluffers:
hi hi hi! i’m the gemini you matched with kuroo a while back (thanks btw i love him!!!) and i was wondering if i could get a scenario of either him first telling me he likes me or our first date?? thanks so much!! i love this blog you guys are all so good!!


Yahho~! I’m so glad you liked it!
Here, I’ve written a scenario where Kuroo confesses his love for you when you guys head out to your local café after volleyball practice.


“Your blocks are sloppy, F/N,” your best friend chuckles, sliding his hand into the pockets of his red tracksuit.
Jokingly offended, you slap your hand against your chest and raise your eyebrows, “Well, excuse me, Mr. Beanpole, but we can’t all be taller than a tree, now.”
This results in Kuroo laughing once again, shaking his head, “Seriously though, F/N, if you want you can practice with Tsukki, Bokuto and the other guys if you want to get better.”
“Should I be offended that you’re asking me to practice with Bokuto?” You snigger, turning away from him.
“Just wait until you meet him,” Kuroo grins, looking up at the streetlights that are glowing amber. They highlight your face’s naturally bright areas, giving your skin a more radiant look. Your skin is still slightly red from the exercise you had been doing not long before now, but the way the auburn glows against it creates a beautiful shade of burnt scarlet. He sighs to himself, appreciating how nice you look.

“Are we heading to-”
“Yup!” you grin, knowing exactly what he’s going to say.
He matches your smile, about to wrap an arm around you until-
“Race you there!” You laugh, darting in the direction of the café before the bedhead can process what’s happening.
He smirks, shaking his head and rushing after you, knowing he’ll catch up in no time.
As soon as you’re within reach, he wraps his arms around your shoulders from behind you, whispering into your ear. “Hey, F/N, are you WiFi? ‘Cause I feel the connection.” He skedaddles in front of you before you can react, leaving you to blush furiously.
“Wait, Kuroo!” You squeal after him, picking up your pace. You can hear his cackle in the distance.

Soon enough, you breathlessly catch up to Kuroo, who was waiting for you at the café.
“I hate you,” you growl.
Kuroo smirks, patting you on the head, “Sure you do.”
You barge past him, slumping down at the nearest chair. Kuroo follows behind, but cuts straight to the barista to order your drinks. Typically Kuroo, paying for your drinks before you can offer. When he reaches your table, he notices that you seem a bit off, but decides not to mention it. That is, until ten minutes pass and you haven’t said anything apart from the usual small talk.
“Alright, shrimpy, what’s wrong?”
“Hm?” You avert your attention to the volleyball team captain who is looking down at you with concern, “What do you mean?”
“Don’t play dumb, F/N, you’ve been dead for the last ten minutes.”
“What’s wrong with that?” you ask sourly, slurping on your coffee.
“Usually, you would’ve started complaining about your captain, or babbled about whatever superhero you’re currently obsessed with. So, tell me, F/N-chan, what’s up?” Kuroo leans on his hand, edging closer to you from the other side of the table.
“Kuroo… do you like me?”
This question made his eyes widen, “What? Yes, of course! You’re my best friend, F/N-chan.”
You roll your eyes, looking away, “No, Kuroo, do you like like me?”
This was enough to make Kuroo almost spit out his coffee. He shakily tries to gulp down the drink, taken aback by your question. For a moment, there is a strong, awkward silence.
“So… that’s a no… Sorry-”
“No, wait. F/N… I do.” He sighs, “I do… I love you, I have for a long time…”
“Oh…”
“Is this what was bugging you? Does it bother you that I like you-”
“Oh shut it, of course it doesn’t bother me. God, Kuroo, I’ve been crushing on you since forever,” you huff, taking a big sip at your drink to avoid awkwardness.
A large, warm smile is painted across his face, not a smirk, not a grimace or a grin, a kind, genuine smile. You notice his smile and playfully slap him across the face, “Wipe that grin off of your face, mister!”

I hope this way alright, lovely!
~Admin Akaashi

Originally posted by fynekoma

wow 700 hundred followers?

What can I say? I’m floored by how many people want to look at the things that make me smile and laugh and sometimes(often) cry!

In honor of you guys (and some random bots) I’m doing a giveaway. I had planned to do this when the game was new, but between school and work I literally forgot for a f*ken year until now after moving and rediscovering the game.

So I’m giving away a copy of the Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest game for anyone who wants it! That said, I’d much prefer if you only entered if you

A. WANT the game

B. HAVE the means to play the game

and C. Don’t already own the game or its sister version.

To enter, simply like this post! Any one who reblogs is instantly disqualified :)

Okay luv u guys!

anonymous asked:

Hi love ♡ I just wanna ask the compatibility of a virgo (f) and a scorpio (m) and why? Me and this guy started chatting a few months back, and we became real close. He sometimes shows interest then pulls back altogether, tho he shares things he's never told anyone before. (We also have this thing we do - others are surprised to learn this - that we send each other vms of us singing songs before we go to sleep. Sometimes, it's just sleepy laughs LOL) PS. I love your blog, thank you for existing.

Firstly, thank you so much, your words mean so much to me < 3
 Now, the compatibility of these two is really great! Both are more of the type to go for a long-term relationship, they want to be close to the other person and they like to take things more slowly.
 Definitely don’t be discouraged by him being a bit distant sometimes. This is something that Scorpio guys do pretty often.
 But aww, the singing songs part is super adorable. And the fact that you can also be serious with each other is honestly great <33
 The only thing im confused about is that you said you started chatting, so would it be like a long distant relationship? Or are you planning to meet?
 Whatever it is, good luck :)

whisperingshade22  asked:

Omg thank you so much for drawing my request!! It's so F U N N Y. I can't stop laughing and smiling haha. You're very talented!!!! (P.S. I am Saeran tbh lolol)

HAha I’m glad you liked it! It took me a while to figure out where I wanted to go with those expressions, and I’ve really wanted to draw Saeran in a maid outfit.. lolol It all worked out! And thank you so much, you’re so sweet ^o^// <3

DOOD THIS IS YOUR FAULT

@anentirerice This is your fault that I cry over Groundhog Day you literally didn’t even freaking have to force me. YOU J U S TD R E W F A N A R T ASNDJJVNDNCNJajsnand now here I am sobbing over the asshole, Phil Connors who’s like thousands of years old so you know what aim sobbing. I cry hearing u pon hearing the Overture I’m sobbing I’m sobbing. The movienever made me cry thsi much. Like I just laughed all of the time but no th I s m us I c al is k I ll I ngme it’s so good

Tag Game

Hey! Y’all get to learn all these random facts about lil old me because @giggleboxx3000 tagged me in a thing!!!


A- age: 24

B- biggest fears: talking on the phone lmao

C- current time: 7:17pm

D- drink you last had: I almost exclusively drink water these days. So… water.

E- everyday starts with: hitting that snooze button

F- favorite song: *sweats nervously*

G- ghosts, are they real?: I’m not entirely convinced…

H- hometown: Patchogue, NY

I- in love with: symbolist art, my Spotify subscription, and my girlfriend ;)

J- jealous of: people who have their shit together

K- killed someone: *laughs*

L- last time you cried: …I don’t know. I’m not much of a crier.

M- middle name: Rose

N- number of siblings: 3

O- one wish: for everyone to just chill?

P- person you called or texted last: my girlfriend

Q- questions you are always asked: “What’s your last name?” “How do you spell that?”

R- reasons to smile: good tunes, puppies, fictional characters and the rays of sunshine who play them on the funbox

S- song you last sang: lmao “Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want” by The Smiths in the car on my way home from work

T- time you last woke up: I took at nap at work and woke up at 2:56?

U- underwear color: *checks* pink

V- vacation destination: Vienna, Bled, Paris, Edinburgh, Los Angeles

W- worst habit: I grind my teeth when I sleep, so that kinda sucks

X- any x-rays: One. I broke my leg when I was a baby because I tried crawling up the stairs (i would love 2 kno what happened to my get-up-and-go lmao)

Y- your favorite food: mint chocolate chip ice cream B)

Z- zodiac: capricorn


I shall tag…. @maplesyrupao3, @barpurplewrites, @winterswanderlust, @nerdrumple, @mariequitecontrarie, @itslucyhenley, @judymulder, @lizwontcry, @smartgirlsaremean, @akihecko

Royal Gardener!Jeonghan

Requested by Annonymous

Latest installment of my Royal Staff!Seventeen AU series!

I AM SO SO SO SORRY THAT THIS WAS SO BAD IT’S JUST THAT I HAVE A LOT OF CONFLICTING FEELINGS ABOUT JEONGHAN SO THIS DIDN’T TURN OUT AS GREAT AS I HOPED IT WOULD I’M SO SORRY!

@kikhwa

  • Looks really good whenever he’s working in the gardens
  • Puts his hair in a ponytail so it doesn’t get in his face
  • Wears the big straw hat and those big brown gloves
  • Sometimes he accidentally distracts the other gardeners because he looks so ethereal in the sunlight
  • Makes the other gardeners (both male and female) swoon when he gently takes the flowers in his fingers and looks at it lovingly
  • Likes to sing to the plants sometimes so that they’ll grow better
  • A lot of people (*cough* royal advisor!Seungcheol *cough*) thought that Jeonghan was a bit crazy for singing to plants
  • But when the plants Jeonghan sang to started to flourish, Seungcheol shut his trap
  • Is able to make a lot of things with the flowers and leaves. He can weave flower crowns, bracelets, flower chains, etc.
  • He once made a wreath and snuck up on Jisoo the butler and placed it on his head
  • Jisoo was surprised, but he really liked it so he wore it the entire day
  • No one questioned why the butler was wearing a flowery wreath on his head
  • Is often accompanied by servant!Dino, who is usually kicked out of the castle by royal tutor!Woozi for being too noisy
  • Tells Dino the names and meanings of all the plants
  • Dino gets really excited and runs off into the castle to tell everyone what he learned, only to be kicked out for being too loud again
  • Has to get up really early in the morning to start working. He’s the first gardener to wake up and when thy other gardeners wake up, disoriented as heck, they see Jeonghan working in the garden with a bright smile, full of energy and they’re just like how?!?!
  • Puts a vase of fresh flowers in your room before you wake up every single morning
  • Every time you wake up, seeing the flowers brings a smile to your face because it’s such a kind gesture. Knowing that someone cares enough to do this for you everyday is really nice
  • You soon grow curious and one day you ask Jisoo about the flowers
  • He tells you that one of the gardeners brings the flowers for you every morning before going out to work and you get this really determined look on your face that scares Jisoo and he’s just like “…what…?” and you’re like “I SHALL FIND HM!” and then set out into the gardens with Jisoo dutifully (but nervously) trailing behind you
  • The garden is filled with so many gardeners so you turn to Jisoo and ask which of the gardeners is the one that leaves you the flowers and Jisoo points to someone so you walk over there
  • And then the gardener stands
  • And then the gardener faces you
  • And smiles
  • And you’re frozen because no no no this isn’t right, angels aren’t supposed to work as gardeners
  • Jeonghan takes off one of his dirty gloves, takes your hand in his, and places a gentle kiss on the top of your hand and you m eLT
  • You’re red-faced and stuttering but you need to try to salvage your royal image so you’re just like “A-re y-y-y-you the one wh-who puts f-f-f-flowers in m-my room in the mo-morning?”
  • Jeonghan just nods with his calm smile like yes, that was me. Did you like today’s flowers?
  • You stutter, “Y-y-y-es, I-I liked th-them v-very much!
  • “I’m glad,” he says
  • IT IS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE BECAUSE HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL so you just excuse yourself and run back inside the castle, leaving Jisoo behind
  • Jisoo laughs and bids a farewell to Jeonghan before jogging back to the castle to catch up with you
  • Tbh Jeonghan and Jisoo like to hang out together when they’re not too busy
  • They’ll be walking around the castle together whenever they have time available, simply talking about whatever
  • Joshua mentions you and asks why Jeonghan always brings you flowers in the morning
  • And Jeonghan with his calm smile goes “because they deserve to wake up and see something that is almost as beautiful as they are”
  • Joshua is really impressed like W O W you’re really charming!!
  • But then Joshua is still a bit confused so he’s like “Do you…by any chance…like them?”
  • Jeonghan turns towards Joshua, his mysterious slight smile on his face, and he goes “Yes” AND THEN JOSHUA HAS TO STOP WALKING AND TAKE DEEP BREATHS BECAUSE HE DIDN’T EXPECT JEONGHAN TO BE SO NONCHALANT ABOUT IT???? IF IT WAS HIM HE WOULD BE SO RED BUT JEONGHAN SEEMS SO CALM??? WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?????
  • Joshua doesn’t tell you about what gardener!Jeonghan told him, but he is internally screaming because SHOULD HE SHIP YOU TWO?? ARE YOU TWO HIS OTP?? OR HIS NOTP???
  • Poor Jisoo is so confused. He used to ship you with royal advisor!Seungcheol but then he shipped you with bodyguard!Jun but now…should he ship you with gardner!Jeonghan?
  • There was a time when Royal Tutor!Woozi forced you to study, pushing you into the library. You grumbled, pouting and sulking because honestly HE IS NOT YOUR FATHER!! WHY IS HE ORDERING YOU AROUND LIKE THIS??? but you still grab some books from the tall shelves
  • You have about three leather-bound books in your arms and you’re trying to find a book in particular
  • When you walk past the bookshelves and make your way towards one of the desks, you see Jeonghan sitting by the window sill, his hair tucked behind his ears, a book gently held between his fingers and you almost drop all your books because wowowowow he looks so ethereal
  • Notices you standing there, wide-eyed and frozen, and smiles gently
  • “Hello there, your highness,” he greets you calmly,
  • “H-h-hey the-there!” you respond, awkward and clunky
  • You honestly hate this so much because he’s so calm and cool and you’re so awkward and a stuttering mess WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF IN FRONT OF CUTE GUYS???
  • “I do not think we have been formally introduced,” he says, slowly standing up. “I am Jeonghan, the royal gardener.”
  • You stutter out your name, and he bows respectfully, making you even more embarrassed
  • You’re such an awkward mess and it’s really not an appropriate image for a royal like yourself, so you just bow again and run away
  • Jeonghan just watches you go, a smile tugging at his lips because wow, you’re so cute
  • You went to visit Jeonghan in the gardens one day, feeling absolutely drained. You had been up the entire night before, pouring over documents sent to you by another royal kingdom. You should honestly be resting, but you really wanted to visit Jeonghan
  • Jeonghan notices right away that you’re not feeling your best. It’s obvious because of the dark sunsets under your eyes, your sagging posture, and the fact that you are still wearing the clothes you wore the day before
  • “You need to rest,” he tells you immediately. He doesn’t give you any time to respond, taking your hand in his and leading you under the shade of a tree, distant from the other gardeners.
  • He tells you to lie down and to take a nap, assuring you that you’ll be fine, he’ll be right there with you.
  • It’s kind of weird, but you feel compelled to do whatever Jeonghan tells you
  • SO you lay down on the grass and it’s actually pretty calm and quiet and kind of pleasant
  • BUT THEN JEONGHAN LAYS DOWN NEXT TO YOU
  • LOOKS AT YOU
  • AND THNE SMILES
  • AND YOU TURN SO R ED
  • You try to sit back up, but he gently holds you down
  • “Just lay here with me for a little while.”
  • YOU MENTALLY CURSE THIS BOY FOR BEING SO CASUALLY CHARMING LIKE THIS ISNT’ FAIR WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME ?!?!?!?
  • But you lay down next to him, and he starts to sing. You’re now positively sure that he’s an angel because his voice is so melodic and beautiful
  • His singing lulls you to sleep
  • Jeonghan stares at you sleeping peacefully. He should really go back to tending the flowers, but why should he leave you, who is more beautiful than all the flowers in the garden
  • Royal Gardener!Jeonghan is just a calm, cool, charming guy who thinks that you’re so cute whenever you get flustered around him. He puts flower in your room every morning so that you can wake up to it with a smile on your face (but he secretly hopes that one day you’ll be able to wake up and smile at him instead). All he wants to do is lay down with you under the shade of a tree, making flower crowns while softly humming a song just for you.

Read more of my AUs and scenarios here!

anonymous asked:

OK so on my mbti, I remember when I took it a year ago that Im an INFP. I took it again and it said that I'm an ISFP. Actually it might have not been INFP but I KNOW it was different. So I dont know what gives.

where there’s a lot of things that go into that test. sometimes you answer with what you wish was true, rather than what is actually true. so that’s a possibility!

Anonymous said: I’m laughing because all thesw INFJs slide to your ask box saying they are the rarest of all but it’s probably half of your ask box. I know how statistics works but it still is funny xd I’m INFP btw but I got my I,F and P almost in the middle so I guess I’m kind of blending with other sides too xd that’s why I don’t rely that much on that test though INFP type does describe me almost perfectly.

yeah it’s funny i guess lol. mbti types are fun to know of course, but they really aren’t that big of a deal and just sort of a generalization. you could be 52% P & 48% J, but you’re still considered P, even though you aren’t overwhelmingly or even close to being overwhelmingly P. so yeah, it’s kind of just for fun  

Anonymous said: im an infj and apparently we’re the rarest type, that kinda sucks tbh :( i understand other but i can never find someone who understands me

well it’s not usually the people that’re just like you that understand you the best. each type has an ‘’’’ideal’’’ compatibility, and it’s usually not your same type 

Anonymous said: I’m ENFJ and apparently that makes me compatible with Jin… which makes sense of why he’s been winning me over so strongly lately. I absolutely love his personality lol

yeah apparently i’m most compatible w jimin :”) aka my ult weakness

Shadows - Ethan

My breathing was heavy and fast. My body was shaking. Tears filling up my eyes. Wet tears slowly falling down my damped face. My fear was becoming a reality. 

I stood on bleachers standing up like everyone was. They moved slightly to the left and then to the right. My vision dark and shadowy. I felt like I was going to make them all fall down.

I felt a hand touch my shoulder making me snap my head towards them. I look at the figure and saw my best friend Ethan. He looked at me concerned. Then it hit him as he picked me up. I felt safe in his arms. My tears falling down like a rain storm. 

He pushed past people and left the whole gym and ran outside and under a gazebo type thing. He sat on me a table. I wrapped my arms around my legs bringing them closer. 

“Hey now, no crying. Your safe now.” Ethan said stroking my h/l h/c. I looked up at him opening my mouth but then closing it. My life has changed for the worse a couple days ago when we went to simple football game and Ethan wanted to sit at the very top to see if he could spot his twin Grayson.

“Hey look i’m still sorry about that day. I didn’t know it would change you like this.” He said softly. I looked up and all I saw was shadows. Shadows that were judging me. Laughing at me because I was crying. I squinted my eyes harder and looked back up to see even more.

And I knew right away what was happening. My mind was taking over. “I can’t deal with this!” I yelled. My hands moving to my head, I attempted to pull my hair out. “Y/n! Stop!” Ethan yelled grabbing on my wrists pulling them away.

“I can’t deal with all the shadows laughing at me!” I said breaking down crying. “it’s all in you head. Just look at me and nothing else. All those d**m shadows are just jealous cause you have someone looking out for you.” He said his soft pure lips leaving a kiss on both of my hands.

I looked up at him and tackled him into a big bear hug. “I love you so f**king much.” I whispered. “I love you too baby girl.” He whispered back kissing my cheek.

And that’s when I knew. That I don’t have to worry about anything because I had someone looking out for me who I love very much.

anonymous asked:

May I request one where you and Luke get into an argument and it's your fault so he gives you the silent treatment but your to stubborn to admit you were wrong until you corner him & try to make him crack but you burst into tears and say your sorry?

Here you go, babe! Enjoy! xx


“You know what, Luke? You’re an asshole! I can’t believe I ever loved you!” You scream, your face only inches away from his.

He steps back, the anger suddenly fading from his features. “‘Loved’?” He asks, his voice only a whisper now.

You suddenly realize what you’ve said, but before you have a chance to take it back, Luke turns and walks away from you. He heads into you guys’ bedroom and shuts the door. You hear the lock click, and your heart falls. You hadn’t meant to say that, it just came out in the heat of the moment.

You walk over to the couch and collapse onto it. Tears are now steadily falling from your eyes and you want nothing more than to just go to bed and cuddle your boyfriend. You wish that this stupid fight had never even happened.

It was all because Luke had asked you to stop spending so much time with your best friend, Daniel. Luke thought that he liked you as more than a friend, and he wasn’t comfortable with the two of you hanging out alone. You, of course, overreacted to his request and then an argument ensued.

A lot of things were said that both of you regret, but you can’t believe you made Luke think that you don’t still love him. You do, more than anything.

After a few minutes, you hear the bedroom door open and you jump off the couch. You dry your tears quickly as he walks back out into the living room.

He doesn’t even look in your direction as he turns and walks into the kitchen. You follow him and watch as he makes himself a sandwich without even acknowledging your presence. You stare at him, waiting for him to make the first move. But he doesn’t.

Instead, he takes his sandwich into the living room and sits down on the couch. He flicks on the tv and begins scanning the channels for something to watch.
You sit down on the other end of the couch and continue watching him. Clearly he must know that you want him to say something. He keeps his eyes straight ahead, though, and doesn’t speak.

Finally, you’ve had enough of the silence.

“Luke,” you say softly. “Can we talk about this?”

His eyes finally snap to meet yours. “Are you going to stop hanging out with Daniel?”

“No,” you answer, immediately defensive again. “You can’t boss me around, Luke. You don’t own me.”

He turns his attention back to the tv, clearly done speaking to you again. You groan and fold your arms over your chest. If he’s going to give you the silent treatment, then you’ll do the same to him. He’ll be the first to crack. He always is.

The night continues like this until you finally decide to go to bed. You walk back into the bedroom without so much as a look in Luke’s direction and strip out of your clothes. You then put your pajamas on and climb into bed. You don’t even bother washing your face or brushing your teeth or doing any of your usual nightly routine. You just want to sleep.

You lay there for almost an hour before you finally hear the tv turn off in the living room. Luke’s heavy footsteps head toward the bedroom and you sit up. You’ve realized by now that you won’t be able to sleep soundly knowing that Luke is mad at you.

He sees you sitting there in the dim light from the hallway, but he still doesn’t acknowledge you. You sigh loudly and climb out of bed as he walks toward his dresser to grab some pajama pants.

“Luke,” you say seriously, finally breaking your silence. “Please stop this. It’s immature. We have to work this out like adults.”

He continues rummaging through his drawers, his back to you.

“Luke!” You say, a bit louder.

He finally turns around and you see a little bit of anger in his blue eyes. “What, (Y/N)? I don’t want to ‘work this out’! I’ve never once asked you to do anything for me in all this time we’ve been together. But then I ask this one thing, and you won’t do it! It’s aggravating because you know that I’d do anything for you! I’d drop everyone and everything if you asked me to! But if you can’t do this for me, then I don’t want to keep wasting my time. It’s obvious you don’t feel the same way about me that I do about you.”

You stagger back, not expecting this outburst. You feel the tears coming back to your eyes, and within a minute you’re a full-on sobbing mess. 

He doesn’t try to comfort you, but you can see in his eyes that he really wants to. There are so many things you want to tell him, but you can hardly form words between all of your sobs.

“Luke- please- just… listen…” You choke.

When he hears you trying to speak, he finally places a comforting hand on your back. You fall to the floor and he sits down beside you, gently rubbing your back and trying to calm you.

“Shh, (Y/N),” he whispers. “Just breathe. I’m not going anywhere right this minute. Just take your time, okay?”

You give him a slight nod as you continue trying to regulate your breathing. It takes a few minutes, but finally you’ve calmed yourself to the point where you can form coherent words again.

“I l-love you, Luke,” you say. “I love you so much that i-it fucking scares me. T-the only people that I-I’ve ever loved have l-left me, so I p-promised myself that I would never f-fall for someone again. And then you waltz into m-my life with your stupid long legs, and your stupid perfect hair, and your stupid adorable personality,” you see him crack a smile at this from the corner of your eye, and it makes you feel a bit more hopeful. “I didn’t know what to do. I kept telling myself that you were gonna break my heart one day so I shouldn’t get attached. So what do I do? I go and get fucking attached,” you laugh humorlessly. “W-when you asked me to stop spending so much time with Daniel, all of my fears just came back. I was afraid that if I did this for you, then when you inevitably break my heart, I’ll have no one left. Besides you, he’s like my only friend. I didn’t want you to be the only person I can rely on. I don’t want to give any one person that kind of power over me.”

You look over at him and see that all of the anger is gone from his face. You can’t quite decipher the emotion that’s replaced it, but you’re relieved to know that he’s not still angry.

“(Y/N),” he says, his voice gentle. “I know that life has no guarantees, but I promise that I have absolutely no intention of ever breaking your heart. I don’t know how I could ever live with myself if I did something like that. And I didn’t know that you felt like this, otherwise I probably never would’ve asked you to stop hanging out with him. I’ve just always felt like for some reason you weren’t putting your all into this relationship, and part of me wondered if it was because of him. But now I know it’s not.”

You nod, your eyes never leaving his. “I’m s-sorry for not telling you how I was feeling.”

He places a finger under your chin and lifts your head so that you’re looking at him. “I know what it’s like to have my heart broken,” he says. “And I know how scary it can be to trust someone else after it happens. But please,” he whispers. “Please don’t shut me out because you’re afraid.”

You nod. “I’ll try, Luke. I promise.”

“I love you,” he says, pulling you into his lap.

You lean up and gently kiss him on the cheek, “I love you, too.”

The ABC's of drugs

A is for amphetamine, which keeps you up all night

B is for benzos to help you sleep so tight

C is for cannabis if you want to really space out

D is for datura if you want to freak the fuck out

E is for ether, it’ll be so hard to walk you’ll cry

F is for fentanyl if your dealer wants you to die

G is for GHB, if you don’t much care for alcohol

H is for heroin, if you have a comfy place to fall

I is for Ibogaine, holy fucking shit

J is for JWH, you’ll be trashed from just one hit

K is for ketamine, falling deep into the hole

L is for LSD, seeing the universe as a whole

M is for MDMA, and you’ll love everyone you see

N is for nitrous, you’ll laugh so hard you’ll pee

O is for opium, who are you, Sherlock Holmes?

P is for PCP, good luck not going fucking bonkers

Q is for quaaludes, where ever did they go?

R is for Research Chemicals, with those, you never know

S is for salvia, whhyyy did IiiiIII doo tHiS?!

T is for tramadol, feel the opioid kiss

U is for ultraprin, for middle schoolers looking for a cheap high

V is for valium, and the fucks not given will fly

W is for Windex, shoot it up dawg

X is for xenon, the wealthy man’s nitrous

Y is for yayo, it’s all that rapper knows

Z is for zolpidem, to catch a little snooz

Now we know our Drug ABCs, go get high, kids

So if you’re feeling kinda down today, please just imagine Anders learning a piano version of some shitty pop song and Hawke starts singing along really badly and it just becomes this terrible duet that ends in them both laughing hysterically and they look at each other with that big-eyed “I’m so lucky I found you look” and there is so much love I just…

Ok, carry on.