i loved this tree

zodiac signs as katya quotes
  • Aries: "I am a dog-woman who barks at the moon while sniffing my own anus after shitting out worms."
  • Taurus: "Once you stir the pot, what do you get at the end of the day? Quiche."
  • Gemini: "I tried to go to bed, couldn’t sleep – I just kept thinking about murder and satanism."
  • Cancer: "I wear my heart on my sleeve, and my limbs in my underpants."
  • Leo: "Pain is the key that unlocks the door of more pain… and then that door is a tunnel through the palace of beauty."
  • Virgo: "I am my own worst enema."
  • Libra: "I love all my children equally, except I love the attractive ones much more."
  • Scorpio: "If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to touch me… does my vagina make a sound?"
  • Sagittarius: "I do not clean. I conceal. And then I come to find."
  • Capricorn: "I do not jump for joy, I frolic in doubt."
  • Aquarius: "I went to community college, so I know everything about dream theory."
  • Pisces: "I am a riddle. Wrapped in a mystery. Covered in spandex."
Mark when he wakes up probably:

“I love 💖💖 all the NCT members 💖, and all of SM entertainment💖, and all the School rapper contestants💖, and the cute dog I saw yesterday💖, and the trees that give me oxygen💖. I love everyone💖 and everything💖 on this earth!!!

Well except for Donghyuck😤😤 honestly, he can choke and I wouldn’t care.”

anonymous asked:

storytime: when i was in like 3rd grade i was one of the tallest kids and idfk y but i always made one of this boy (im female) bc of how short he was like he was literally a nub 😭😩 anyway rah rah rah now we're best friends in our last year of hs and he's the one making fun of me bc im literally the shortest in my grade 😭😩😂😂👏🏻👏🏻 i do deserve it tho


Okay story time for me 

Freshman year of high school, I was 5′2 or 5′3 idk I don’t remember but I had this friend name Jason. He was a sophomore and he was in the varsity basketball team. He was 6′5 :O he was so fucking tall. When it was sunny outside, I love standing behind him because he was like my personal tree 😂😂😂 and well he started to use my head as a legit arm rest and I would get pist >:O so he kept doing it and one day he took it to far and nicknamed me Simba. Because he believed he could do this to me 

And I was so fucking mad like no bitch. So the whole basketball team started calling me fucking Simba. I tried to smack his head but I couldn’t reach LMAO so my ass legit dragged his ass to a bench I got on and I slapped him 😂😂 

anonymous asked:

I'm broken,a tv couple has never had this affect on me ever. Robert is devastated their goodbye was heartbreaking. I do love how they call each other Mr Dingle and Mr Sugden it's kinda like their pet names for each other. I love how Aaron told Robert not to climb trees,kidnap anyone or break him out of jail Aaron knows his husband too well. The next few weeks will be tough on us all I'm more desperate for Aaron's release date then I was for wedding pictures I really want it spoiled

They’ve been breaking me for over two year but this, it’s never been like this. I don’t think I’ve ever sobbed so much at Emmerdale as mush as I have this week. I love this while Mr Dingle/Mr Sugden thing they have going on just make them sugden-dingle now please. I don’t think I’m going to get use to ‘husbands’, I love Aaron knows him so well though and the stupid shit he does. It’s already hard, I don’t know how I’m going to cope with what’s coming up

anonymous asked:

Hey Al my pal 💛💛💛💛 what area of the Sunshine Coast would you recommend staying in? And what have been your favorite things to do/see there? I'm going in a couple of months 🌻

Oooh honestly everywhere is incredible. If you can afford it (I couldn’t), Noosa and Coolum are the most beautiful areas. I take day trips there, so you can do things like the fairy pools, beaches and national park in Noosa, or hike Mount Coolum, nothing beats that view on a clear morning. There are some great hikes in the hinterlands, Kondalilla Falls is awesome even though I almost died there once. Buderim forest is lovely, and I love the little swimming channel at Caloundra.

I’m in Cotton Tree which I love, because I’m in walking distance to the pool, two beaches, a river, the library, about 8 op shops, great cafes, a health food store and a giant shopping mall. Previously I’ve camped with my family in Alexandra Headlands which is a nice area too, but a little further away from things. Maroochydore and Mooloolabar are where the main cafe/shopping strips are, but honestly anywhere near the beach is going to be a wonderful time! 

anonymous asked:

films/series you absolutely love? :)

moonlight blew me away last week, it was absolutely amazing. i want to see lion soon but other than that i would say short term 12, blue is the warmest color, little miss sunshine, walk the line, beginners, good will hunting when it comes to movies. when it comes to comfort films i would go for harry potter or pride and prejudice (2005) or imagine me and you or the proposal.

the last series i watched and not just one time was skam. other than that i think i watch pretty much every genre. one of my favorites would be my mad fat diary but it’s sometimes very heavy and triggering for me to watch. i love friends, the office, sons of anarchy, one tree hill, the oc, skins. i’ve watched a lot of series…but to be honest i’m not up to date with anything regarding movies or series or even books. when i have some time i like to keep up with the news or just watch the nba idk

winchells  asked:

Boy, do I love truffula trees. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll chop down a tree and rub the leaves in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The softness, texture, and warmth. Yum

Is.. is this a copypasta?


For me, being a dark-skinned black woman with natural hair, getting to be this center of this love story — Growing up, I didn’t get to see that very often…I think that artists and people in entertainment, we have such an incredible power to remind people of their worth and to help people dream big. So it’s exciting to get to be a part of that.

Denée Benton Is Taking Broadway by Storm (x)

Texan Keith

• had to learn line and square dancing as a gym requirement in elementary + the first year of intermediate school

• can only remember the choreography to “Cotten-Eyed Joe”

• taught lance how to dance the choreography to “Cotten-Eyed Joe” because lance asked him to immediately after lance found out

• says “bless your heart” at every possible situation

• is it sincere? is he wishing you’d suffer? no one knows

• says “all y'all”

• is simultaneously annoyed when other people say “all y'all” because “all you all” makes no gosh darn sense. filthy hypocrite

• saw the outside of NASA 1 (one) time through a car window

• can’t say the word “Texas” without a Texan accent. it’s just. it’s not possible when you’ve lived here so long

• keith, seeing northerners make fun of the southern dialect: don’t y'all know we don’t talk like that? i ain’t never heard a single person talk like you folks think we do,