My country is celebrating 100 years of independence this year and we are also achieving marriage equality on the 1st of March. I can’t think of a better way to celebrate our achievements as a nation than celebrating equality and human rights. Congratulations, Finland, may there be many more victories such as this and may your freedom last a thousand years!
(yes, the Finnish flag appears backwards because she’s waving it around)
Harry: (stop singing/yelling a song) Now… there are three things… theres…there’s more than three things that we love most about Canada. One…poutine! Two…poutine!! Three…wot?
Harry: Three…no, poutine was one and two, this is number three. Number three is…P O U T I N E!!!!!! (crowd screams) Number four… (laughs) poutine! Number five, syrup. (yelling) NUMBER SIX SYRUP ON POUTINE!!! (screaming) Number seven and the one we love most of all, is every single one of you! Shhhh!!! Number eight, you and syrup on POUTINE! (screaming) That’s what I’m talkin’ about!!!
Liam: You should… (something intelligible)
Harry: I really wanna mic drop, but I won’t, ‘cause they’re expensive.
Liam: Are you gonna run for president?
Harry: No! There’s not a chance, ‘cuz I don’t know what I’m talkin about!
Liam: I still think you should, I’m convinced!
Harry: (screaming) Nine (looks at the flag) THIS FLAG, ON YOU, ON SYRUP, ON POUTINE!!!! MAKE SOME NOISE FOR CANADA!!!
Liam: You’ve gotta have a ten, you’ve gone through nine now you’ve gotta have a ten!
Harry : (scream)TEN!
Liam: Ten! Us on syrup on poutine on… (gets lost) something else
Harry: Ten is (pick the moose on the floor) THIS MOOSE, ON THIS FLAG, ON YOU, ON SYRUP, ON POUTINE!!! Make some noise for the moose! (screaming to a fan) Which one d’you want, the moose or the flag or the syrup?
Liam: Or the poutine?
Harry: Or the poutine? You can have the moose and the flag. (throws the moose and the flag to a fan) Ohhhh I’m hyped. Oooh I’m hyped. (start to do some weird moves)
Liam: (says someting intelligible to Harry)
*Harry and Liam start to dance and hum Rocky theme song*
Niall: tell em you’re gonna be president
Harry: (screaming, out of his mind) ROCKY!!! On the moose, riding on the moose, into this place on the moose, this is Rocky, he’s on the moose, he’s on his back, wrapped in a flag, covered in poutine, on the syrup, there’s syrup everywhere!!!
Niall : (laughing)Harry!
Harry: There’s lots of syrup everywhere! Rocky waits, the moose is gone… (get lost)
Niall: Michael Buble!
Louis:That is passion!
Harry :MICHAEL BUBLE! (is confused) Michael Buble on the shoulders of Rocky, wrapped in a flag, on a moose, riding in here, covered in syrup, on poutine, and you’re all everywhere watching the whole bit go down.
Liam : I’m confused
Harry: It’s gone too far, I’ve confused myself… this is story of my life, please sing along. xx
my favourite thing ever in the history of this universe is the misogyny speech. i love it. i love it so much.
for those who don’t know what the misogyny speech is: australia’s PM julia gillard was our first female prime minister and was bullied relentlessly throughout her career by sexist politicians saying that as a woman she was unfit to lead. and then. then. one day, julia gillard snapped.
the resulting three-minute speech, known simply as the ‘misogyny speech’ in australia, was possibly the most epic smackdown seen in australian political history, surpassed only by “i wanna do you slowly”. it was incredible. students memorised it and marched through the streets yelling it. a national australian choir arranged it as a five-harmony piece. even hillary clinton went out of her way to meet julia gillard and tell her how fucking awesome the misogyny speech was.
i, personally, have the misogyny speech memorised. because i live in tony abbott’s electorate, and my dream of dreams is to see him at the shops one day and follow him while yelling it.
"he missed a whole wednesday once, didn't have a clue"
*sherlock tips a little bottle into johns coffee*
john: *drinks some*
john: *passes out*
sherlock: *starts a stopwatch*
sherlock: well this is dull.
sherlock: *checks stopwatch*
sherlock: wake up jawn. *pokes john*
sherlock: babe i’m bored get up.
what sherlock does while john is asleep:
-climbs onto the roof of 221b
-almost falls off when he’s getting down
-solves 8 cases
-does johns make up
-takes the make up off
-sets the flat on fire for like 20 minutes
-takes all the plates and mugs and everything
out of the kitchen and completely rearranges it
-goes out and buys an electric guitar
-gets into a fight
-plays the guitar as loud as possible
-sits in silence for 6 hours
-switches their mattresses
-puts the kitchen back
-decides he doesn’t like the guitar and returns it
-tries to wake john up by poking him again
-does a little boy’s math homework for 10 pounds
-switches the mattresses
-yells at mycroft
-does johns hair
-sulks until john wakes up