i love your sense of humor

leeroythelusterror  asked:

( // ) For Leeroy and Blue? After Coby, Blue's the bean of yours he's had the most interaction with.

Send me a ( // ) To see a sketch of what I think our characters would look like fused. | Accepting!

Similar to Navy, this fusion has far more power than their body can contain, and the excess power forms as insect-like wings out their back. Unlike Navy, who’s wings are more akin to that of a dragonfly, this fusion draws on Leeroy’s love of his moths to form theirs.

They’re very happy, curious and energetic, with a good sense of humor and a very friendly disposition, though they can be quick to anger and explosive when they do. It doesn’t take long for them to calm down, though. Though they can’t match Navy’s genius or Zaffre’s wisdom they’re still very clever and mature and responsible enough to handle their huge amount of power.

fricayia  asked:

Ship, please? I'm 22, female, 1,63m, gray-blue eyes, butt long dark red hair. I deal with anxiety, depression and C-PTSD problems. I love reading. Got a wicked sense of humor. I'm usually nice, but can be a sarcastic asshole when I'm out of patience.

I ship you with; Tony

Your best friend is; Clint

-RCN

classysharkbarbarian  asked:

I would die for your headcannons how are YOU SO GOOD AT MAKING THEM

*finger guns* i spend most of my waking hours consuming memes my guy

  • keith: “shiro… told me to lead voltron” hunk: “galra keith, i’m glad you discovered your sense of humor but now is not the time for jokes”
  • coran was altea’s bill nye
    • but like. more ripped
    • had a series of informational videos that covered basically anything slightly educational. was sleeveless in every single one
    • he was the Science Guy
  • lance insists upon the use of space rock paper scissors to solve disputes. it’s exactly like normal rock paper scissors but the rock is a space rock
  • they refer to keith’s shack as the “love shack, baby love shack”
  • slav: *breathes* shiro, under his breath: “patience yields focus patience yields focus patience yields focus-”
  • they ditch kaltenecker on the first planet with aliens that’ll take him
    • lance argues against this decision vehemently
    • “but allura we can’t get rid of him!! he reminds keith of home” “lance if you tell another texas joke i swear to god-”
  • lance’s Mermaid Thing conversation w hunk was 1% “wow mermaids are hot” and 99% “i wanna be a mermaid”
  • pidge: “why do you guys have british accents” allura: “what’s a british”

I love how solangelo fics are either

“My love, could you pass the salt please?” Will said to Nico as he smiled. The light of his life passed the pale canister across the table with a graceful hand

Or

“Nico, you twat, pass the gods-awful salt. My lunch is dryer than your sense of humor, you stubborn dishcloth.” Nico flipped Will off as he continued to listen to his music

And there is no in between

I hope Rap Monster finds someone who

  • can talk about music with him, your favorite songs and etc.
  • can go out with him for a night
  • goes on coffee shop dates
  • gets along with the other boys
  • gets along with his family
  • doesn’t listen to rumors
  • has a sense of humor
  • makes a playlist of all your favorite songs for him to listen too when he misses you
  • doesn’t mind when he’s always touching you in some way, like arm around your waist/holding hands
  • is there for him when hes feeling down
  • is a tea/coffee lover
  • loves alone time as much as being together
  • doesnt mind sharing him with fans
  • supports him because you know he supports you
  • night !! beach !!! walks !!
  • loves to go out and also be lazy
  • shows him new music
  • listens to his playlists even though they might not be your taste in music
  • remembers the little things about him
  • lets him have his alone time
  • lets him talk on and on about deep philosophical shit and dumb conversations
  • or even better, someone he can match up with these thoughts
  • listens to him when he talks
  • would hold him at night when he can’t sleep
  • can handle his dirty jokes
  • who has dreams and ambitions as big as his
  • who will be okay on their own when he’s on tour
  • but will also have their down days without him
  • reminds him how much you love him
  • can be loud and quiet
  • join his #KimDaily OOTD or be his photographer once in a while
  • talks him into going out more (even if it’s just to the store for food)

anonymous asked:

thanks for doing ships! can I please get a male marvel/xmen ship? (I can't remember if you do xmen or not) I'm a blonde haired blue eyed girl with freckles. I love to smile and make others laugh. I'm a horseback rider and I work in a flower shop. I also play lacrosse and study microbiology. My sense of humor is kind of dark but it works out. I'm the oldest sibling in my family and love to take care of my 3 younger sisters. thanks so much!

I ship you with; Wade

Your best friend is; Peter

-RCN

Everybody has that one friend in school who, like, school would be a nightmare without them. You know, like one person who is on your level who makes the same dumb jokes, is into the same weird games that you are, just like gets your sense of humor. And like, it can be the most meaningful thing in the world to have that person. I feel like every place I’ve been I have had at least one really good friend, who like… I can get through how awful it is because they’re there. And I think, y'know… McGucket and Ford were those kind of friends.
—  Alex Hirsch
the signs based on people i know

aries: stubborn and independent, married to their netflix account, assholes but lowkey sensitive, always ready to turn up
taurus: competitive and sensitive, loves food and attention, would do anything to protect their friends and family, good for late night talks
gemini: either very emotional and empathetic or very cold and self-absorbed, silly, good sense of humor, quick to cut people out of their lives
cancer: no chill, always there to tell you the truth when you need it but usually in a nice way, would probably murder someone for you (or for fun)
leo: assholes, talk a lot, usually have some wild story to tell, VERY blunt and sarcastic
virgo: angels probably, always there to make you laugh, hates most people but it makes you feel special when one of them actually likes you
libra: try really hard to look cool, actually really cool most of the time, all over the place, very loyal
scorpio: VERY intense, either very sensitive or a psychopath, you can usually find them in the middle of a 5 hour long rant
sagittarius: always wants what’s best for everyone, sassy, loves listening to gossip, good listeners
capricorn: either cares about everything or cares about nothing, usually the parental figure of the friend group, generally responsible but doesn’t really know what they’re doing
aquarius: really hard to get close to them because they’re so closed off, they’ll come pick your ass up at 3am from a stranger’s house if you asked
pisces: all over the place (literally. it’s 4 in the morning and they’re not in their bed. where are they??), very VERY sweet and VERY generous

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Project Fairytales | Red Riding Hood

Based on Crave My Heart (It’s Beating in Your Hands) by @mnemehoshiko

Artwork by @undermoonlit-skies & @cheesytriangle

For this project a maximum of two artist per story was allowed, with each artist interpreting and rendering their own illustrations. When Cheesy approached me to ask if I minded her illustrating for the Mneme’s submission along with me I promptly told her to go ahead that I would not mind at all. Between the two of us we decided it would be best to collaborate on the art pieces. And it was the best decision, I have made an amazing friend with one of the kindest and funniest people in the Reylo community and between the two of us we have created something I’m very proud to release.

Cheesy, my friend, I love you so much and thank you for your patience and incredible sense of humor and vision. I don’t think these would’ve looked as fantastic as they do without you. <3

A shout out of course to Mneme for writing this incredible interpretation of Red Riding Hood. I had a blast searching for the SW equivalent of things and illustrating for this. And a shout out to the mods for all the hard work. It looks incredible. 

Sometimes I forget that this sense of humor, this whole like, sarcastic all the time, self-deprecating, openly-laugh-at-all-of-your-mental-health-problems - which is a good thing that shows that we’re all about being real with our problems, because some people say oh it can’t be good for you, being all joking about yourself all the time, but I think it’s the complete opposite. The people with these self-aware, self-deprecating sense of humors - just think about it, what does it say? If you can joke about your problems in a way that some people feel like ‘am I allowed to laugh at this?’ what this shows is that you’re aware that you have issues, you acknowledge them, and you don’t let them define you, and you’re willing to talk about them and find them funny, and it’s actually a very healthy attitude.
—  Dan Howell

So, as part of my How I Met Your Mother rewatch I just rewatched my favorite episode, 9x16 ‘How Your Mother Met Me’, which is basically the back story of Tracy (The Mother) McConnell.

And I realized something from that episode.

It shows her painting and playing music, showing she has Lily’s artsy side.

She talks about wanting to end poverty, showing she has Marshall’s drive to change the world.

Her drink of choice is scotch and she has a hard time letting herself love, both Robin traits.

She gets the 'bar named Puzzles’ joke, showing she has Barney’s sense of humor.

Tracy is literally an amalgamation of all the important people in Ted’s life, and that’s why she’s perfect. How this never occurred to me before I don’t know.

Also sidebar: while typing this I realized there’s an extra layer to the Umbrella. The initials on it are TM, which Ted and Tracy debate whether it stands for Ted Mosby or Tracy McConnell, but TM is also 'The Mother’.

This show, man….

Unsteady

Summary: Friend to lovers trope. Imagine being friends with Bucky and always saying ‘I love you’ at the end of the phone call. One day, ‘I love you’ turns into ‘I love you.’ 
Characters: Bucky Barnes & Female Reader
Word Count: 1,529
Warnings: Language, angst, & suspense… I guess
Author’s Note: For my gorgeous sister wife @sebbytrash. I love you, baby.

Originally posted by sebastianstahn

Being friends with Bucky meant you had the privilege of being on the receiving end of his twisted sense of humor, always getting picked on, talked about like you weren’t even there, and getting tickled until you threatened to pee all over him. It also meant having someone to stay up late and watch stupid rom-com’s with, binge on pizza and beer, and be totally comfortable walking around in a tank and underwear with.

Not that you spent much time traipsing around in your panties, especially since your feelings for Bucky had somehow catapulted over the line between friends and something more. You never said anything or acted any differently because you knew that Bucky would only ever see you as his second-best friend, the sometimes annoying girl he treated like a little sister.

And then, in the blink of an eye, everything changed.

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Dear Dan Howell;

i love your potato sack jumper,

i love your eyes and smile,

i love your curly hair,

i love your beautiful laugh,

i love your cute little dimple,

i love your thighs and tummy, even though you don’t.

i love your adorable personality,

i love your sense of humor,

i love how you can stand your ground,

i love how you stayed strong even though times were difficult,

i love how you always interact with your audience,

i love how you genuinely care,

i love how passionate you are about the things you love,

i love how soft and squishy you are,

but also how you can be serious if you need to,

i love everything about you that you don’t,

i’m really proud of how far you’ve come,

i’m proud of everything you achieved,

and much, much more,

you’re perfect.

don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

See how they dance for you! :D

Happy birthday to my very dear friend, DJ @scorpionphoto!! Your kind soul and crazy sense of humor are treasured blessings to me, not to mention your brutal honesty, when I ask for your opinion on my photographs. 😂 I wish you love, peace, happiness and a big plate of poutine, today and always!! 😄 *BIG HUGS* and much love to you!! ~Angie ♡♡

Fun things to consider:

  • Shou and Mob interacting with one another
  • Shou and Mob becoming friends
  • Shou and Mob bonding over their love for animals
  • Shou and Mob being able to talk though repressed feelings together
  • Shou and Mob hanging out around town but Shou gets distracted by literally every little thing and drags Mob to weird obscure areas but he’s sticking along for the ride
  • Mob having a lot of love and forgiveness in his heart to give and Shou having no idea what to do with it (”What the fuck?? I just broke your window you’re not even going to yell at me??)
  • Shou becoming a little bit softer around Mob, a little less rowdy 
  • You know that blunt sense of humor (if you can call it that) That Mob has??? Shou pulls that side out of him a lot more.
  • Shou not understanding Mob’s want ti not just rely on his powers, but respecting him immensely for it.

YIKES! I just found out I’m the longest resident EVER at the animal control shelter  in Athens, Georgia.

Hi, I’m Biz, and I asked my best volunteer friend why no one had picked me. She said it’s really just because everyone at the shelter loves me too much to let me go! AWWWW!

Then she admitted that was selfish and she ran right out and asked the Shelter Pet Project to feature me, and here I am!

As you can tell, I’m super-happy. I love to give kisses and play  with the other dogs at the shelter. I’m cheerful, affectionate, and playful. I have a great sense of humor and some pretty awesome ears!

I haven’t mastered that “fetch” game the humans like so much, but I can toss my own ball in the air and catch it all day! Also, when I feel like some love, I will just lie right next to you and plop my paws in your lap! BEST. THING. EVER. Guaranteed!

And when I know you have treats? Wait til you see my puppy dog eyes!

I’m two years old, healthy, neutered, and weigh 45 pounds of pure sweetness. To learn more or meet me, just email my buds at   info@athenspets.net.

Not near me? Re-blogging saves lives!

Love,

Biz

anonymous asked:

Hello!!!! Your writing is amazing and your characterization is so on point I love it!!! Could I maybe request some platonic!reader headcanons with the Paladins + Allura and Coran? Like as friends not necessarily lovers? If that makes sense I'm sorry if it doesn't, anyway you're fantastic and I hope you have a wonderful day!!!

;;OMG thank u sooo much dude!!! I hope u have a great awesome day too, & tysm for sending!!!<3 

Lance -

  • Pun buddies? pun buddies
  • No one else on the castleship gets Lance’s sense of humor as much as they do, so they’d be doubling over laughing together over the same joke for hours
  • They’d be so attached at the hip that even Blue would grow to like them
  • When Lance and [Y/N] are in the same room with Keith, beware
  • Lance: [flexes] You: [gunshot noises]
  • They talk for hours about how much they miss Earth, Lance would really be comfortable unravelling his emotions with them when they’re alone
  • “Shiro, I let [Y/N] use my bayard and now the control panel in my lion is busted and they need to be grounded this instant.”

Shiro -

  • [Y/N] would be his favorite kid
  • Out of everyone, he lets [Y/N] touch his robotic arm the most because he’s that comfortable with them
  • Always notices when they’re sulking and is there to put the dad hand on their shoulder before asking what’s wrong
  • “No, you can’t make my galra arm into a cheese dispenser… Pidge already tried.”
  • He’d let them tease him a lot
  • When Shiro can’t sleep, they stay up together either reading or taking leisurely walks around the castle whilst talking about anything irrelevant

Hunk -

  • They’re always bragging and supporting each other, their friendship is the most iconic one on the ship
  • “Sorry, I’m busy that day. Me and [Y/N] are having our scheduled 10 hour nap.”
  • Hunk would make them the cutest best friend charms that everyone else is jealous of
  • *[Y/N] walks in* Hunk: This is amazing
  • Don’t tell me Hunk totally wouldn’t want to bake all kinds of sweets with them 
  • One time the mice ate their left-over cheesecake and they cried for 2 hours straight
  • Hunk teaches them how to fix things like car engines and panels, because who knows? It might come in handy someday
  • Piggy back rides

Keith -

  • Team mullets are the future
  • They’d watch movies together all the time, if Keith ever fell asleep during one he’d wake up to popcorn in his nose and a unibrow. Keith has had enough
  • They’re so jokingly mean to each other all the time even Lance can’t tell what’s a real roast and what’s not
  • “We had a bonding moment.” “Keith, I literally could’ve died.”
  • [Y/N] does Keith’s hair for him sometimes (puts it up) and Keith can’t even complain because they. actually made it look decent?
  • If Keith has been training nonstop, [Y/N] would have to physically stop him and help him to a nice cold cup of space juice and a towel 
  • Actually so caring towards each other behind closed doors

Pidge -

  • If there’s anyone Pidge can ramble to about mechanics, it’s [Y/N]
  • They tease each other lots, if [Y/N] does something remotely embarrassing, they won’t hear the end of it
  • Usually they accompany each other in the control room just to look out at the galaxies passing by, talking about Earth and their families
  • “Prank together, die together”
  • Cut the bristles off of Keith’s AND Lance’s toothbrushes 
  • Whenever something mysteriously malfunctions in the castle, all fingers point towards them
  • When one of them is sick, the other takes care of them and stays by their side all day just to keep them company

Allura -

  • [Y/N]’s the only one Allura’s gonna cut slack for when they’re sulking during training
  • Allura would let [Y/N] do her hair when she’s too tired to untangle it in the mornings
  • Together, they’d convince Lance to teach them how to knit so that they can make the mice little sweaters
  • “We should knit some for the paladins too, but make them all pink and oversized.” “[Y/N], this is why we’re friends.”
  • Allura likes hearing about Earth from them, and over time she grows to love the planet solely because of the way they described it
  • Whenever Lance starts one of his pickup lines, they say ‘no’ simultaneously 
  • When Allura learns more about human customs from them, she can’t stop giving the paladins high fives
  • “Allura, WHO ARE YOU FLIPPING OFF?” “[Y/N] told me this finger means I love you?”

Coran -

  • He, Keith, and [Y/N] ALL make up team mullets are the future
  • Coran would teach them all kinds of Altean recipes, most of which don’t even look edible
  • “This is either space juice or a poisonous drug and I guess I’m about to find out.” 
  • Someone has to keep Coran’s stache looking as clean as it is
  • The mice always try to eavesdrop on their conversations to pile receipts for Allura but they’re always talking about orbs? 
  • They educate Coran on cryptids and now he goes around calling everyone (specifically Keith) a cryptid
  • Finally Coran doesn’t have to be alone in the control room during the night because his friend won’t stop talking about Earth, and he doesn’t mind
Slytherin House as Quotes from My Favorite Murder

“You’re in a cult, call your dad.”

“What a great opportunity for a ton of bad decisions.”

“Let’s relive your nightmares!”

“Guys, put your phones away and participate in the beat-down.”

“I love kidnappings!”

“Remember that the devil has a very wry sense of humor and sometimes he’s just being sarcastic.”

“I feel like cannibalism would be easy for me.”

“It’s not gruesome except they’re all dead.”

“This is terrible. Keep going.”

“Two things organ music is good for: ice skating and mass murdering.”

“It’s really hard to strangle somebody, so maybe don’t do it.”

“I hope we never get stabbed.”