One day you will be happy. Not constantly, but it will become a theme in your life. You will have days where you feel sad and that’s normal. But eventually you can wake up with a smile on your face even if there isn’t a reason. You’ll see yourself through a clearer lens. You’ll think of the best case scenarios. You’ll find people who you can share your happiness with. You’ll settle into your own body and mind with a sense of security.
maybe you express love by yelling “fight me!” with tears streaming down your face. maybe you need to work out your repressed trauma, or maybe you just want some exercise. Whichever it is, here’s everything you need to know to decide which pillar of galactic evil to bloody your knuckles on!
Do it. Fight Darth Vader. You’ll never win, and that’s the goal. from the cradle to the coffin, every one of us knows who he is and what he’s capable of, and yearns to erotically asphyxiated by the one true goth of all time. Fight him, and gasp your final breath to the thrilling thunder of the imperial march
end fight probability: 300% you die highly aroused and emotionally fulfilled
Not a good idea at all. If you must scratch the vengeance itch, dew it, but he’s slippery for such a crusty dude and dreadfully powerful. Watch out for those sharp, germy fingers.
end fight probability: 80% he fries you to a crisp, 20% you win but later die of infected wounds
Don’t even fucking try. This bugger can survive literally anything. Give up.
end fight probability: 200% even if you shoot him into the fucking sun, he survives it
Why would you fight my old boy Grievous? he’s just trying to do his job and he’s so tired. Look at the bags under his eyes. And he has asthma. if you decide to be a heartless beast and fight him anyway, you will lose, because he has four arms and he’s 7 feet tall. Just buy him a drink and leave him alone.
end fight probability: 100% he cuts you into sashimi, but you deserve it for picking a fight with Johnny-four-lightsabers
I can’t imagine feeling anything about him strongly enough to warrant a fight, but if that’s your thing, go ahead I guess. Put out his creepy eyes first.
end fight probability: 60% you win because he’s old, but sustain injuries
Please, fight him. Beat his ass. if you can dodge the saber and hold off laughing long enough to get a grip on his hair, he’ll trip over his own garments trying to shake you off and fall on his own blades. finish it up by crushing his windpipe so we never have to suffer his insufferable voice ever again. Good luck and godspeed.
end fight probability: 82% you rip his face off (100% I need counseling)
Don’t fight this crusty boy until we know more about his stats. but if you decide to anyway, he has serious claws – you better protect your neck against a Gollum-style strangling. he’s survived this far, he can probably survive a lot more. if you can take him seriously long enough to attack.
end fight probability: 75% he bludgeons you with a frozen rat (his supper) while screaming “for the last goddamn time I am NOT darth plageius”
Definitely fight him, take out all your inner rage on the poster boy for creepy old white men who ruin everything. The main thing is to watch out for those cheekbones, which can probably split wood and definitely slice your hand off. Don’t be distracted by his foul stench either. The good news is that he’s old and frail and the only exercise he’s ever had is furiously jacking it to imperialist propaganda.
end fight probability: 90% you kill him, 64% the spores released by his disintegrating corpse give you a debilitating lung disease
Fight him, but be careful about it, he’s famously prone to violent confrontation and not afraid to start swinging. Target his major weakness: the aesthetic. if you can stand on his cape you can probably immobilize him.
end fight probability: 80% you win with minor injuries
this guy is literally everything wrong with the world today – fascism, gingers, men who won’t shut up. Fight him and kill him for all of us. It’ll be easy, he looks to be made of damp bread & library paste. Go for it. Wring his neck
end fight probability: 99% you break every bone in his pathetic body
This is a tricky one. if you’re a wookiee, go ahead, you may able to win. If you’re human, you will be slammed to the ground before you knew what hit you, with a blaster barrel in your mouth. But if you’re a lesbian that was probably the goal all along.
end fight probability: 110% she breaks every bone in your pathetic body
Deep down, we all want to either fight him or fuck him, so do it. Fight him. Grab him by that gigantic forehead and smash him through a wall, which was part of his master plan all along, of course. He’ll bust out those thick blue biceps and either the brawl will continue or you’ll end up making passionate love on the floor.
end fight probability: whatever happened, it was artistically done
I’m jealous of the moon and the stars, for they know your deepest secrets.
I’m jealous of the ground, for its with you every step you take.
I’m jealous of the wind, for it brushes your skin and touches your hair.
I’m jealous of the rain, for you sing and dance with it.
I’m jealous of the windows in your car, for they hear your favorite songs and listen to your beautiful voice.
I’m jealous of your bed, for it feels your heartbeat and watches you slowly fall sleep.
I’m jealous of your phone, for it sits in your palm like the hand of someone you love.
I’m jealous of your camera, for it feels your face and is there with you for the moments you want to last forever.
I’m jealous of everything you have touched, for now it has felt a glimpse of heaven.
‘ all i need is for you to stay by my side. ’ ‘ all of the love songs remind me of you. ’ ‘ all of the words in the world can’t show how much you mean to me. ’ ‘ boy, could i use your love & affection right now. ’ ‘ concept: we’re both awake at 4 a.m. i call you to hear your sleepy voice. ’ ‘ cute thing that you do: the most stereotypical giggle & then hiding your face. ’ ‘ don’t let this be temporary. ’ ‘ don’t worry about me. i just want to know you’re okay. ’ ‘ every day i get to see your gorgeous face is a good day. ’ ‘ everything about our relationship feels so natural & perfect. ’ ‘ feelings change, but mine about you won’t. ’ ‘ hey, guess what? i love you. ’ ‘ hold me tight & tell me you love me. ’ ‘ i always daydream about living with you. ’ ‘ i am so exhausted, but i’d sleep so much better with your arms around me. ’ ‘ i can’t help but imagine living with you years from now. ’ ‘ i can’t keep setting fires to keep you warm. ’ ‘ i could listen to you talk about the things you love forever. ’ ‘ i don’t think i’ll ever stop wanting you. ’ ‘ i don’t want those memories any more. ’ ‘ i forget who & where i am when we kiss. ’ ‘ i get that warm, pleasant feeling in my chest when i’m with you. ’ ‘ i hope with all my heart that you love me like i love you. ’ ‘ i hope you feel the same way you make me feel. ’ ‘ i just want to softly cuddle with you & count the freckles on your cheek & i want to run my fingers through your hair. ’ ‘ i know it’s getting scary, but you’ve just got your perfect self out of bed & do the best with what you’ve got. i believe in you. ’ ‘ i love looking into your squinted eyes while we laugh. ’ ‘ i love when you give me little kisses on my hand & cheek & neck. it makes me feel so loved. ’ ‘ i never thought i’d deserve the love you give me. ’ ‘ i think you’ve shown me what love really is. ’ ‘ i want the only thing between our bodies to be our love. ’ ‘ i want the only thing between our love to be our lips. ’ ‘ i want to bury my face in the crook of your neck until we both fall asleep. ’ ‘ i want to listen to the beautiful song of your voice for hours. ’ ‘ i want to make you just as happy as you make me. ’ ‘ i want to wake up to your smile. ’ ‘ i want to wrap my arms around you at 3 a.m. & tell you i love you. ’ ‘ i want you to be my yesterday, my today, & my tomorrow. ’ ‘ i want you. ’ ‘ i will always love you. even when you don’t think it’s a possibility, i am going to love you. ’ ‘ i would sleep so much better with you right next to me. ’ ‘ if only you could see your angelic self from my perspective. ’ ‘ if you frequently play with my hair, i might just fall in love with you. ’ ‘ it’s amazing feeling the warmth of your love. ’ ‘ it’s okay to have a bad day every once in a while. ’ ‘ it’s so much easier to fall asleep when you’re in bed next to me, running your gentle fingers down my back while we softly smile at each other through the darkness. ’ ‘ i’d wait a lifetime to be in your arms. ’ ‘ i’m all yours. always. ’ ‘ i’m always going to support you. without even a second thought, i’ll be there when you need me. i want what’s best for you. ’ ‘ just knowing you’re there comforts me. ’ ‘ just thinking about how you make me blush. ’ ‘ keep in mind all the things that you have to look forward to, babe. ’ ‘ kiss me under the starry sky. ’ ‘ let me know if you’re in love with me too. ’ ‘ let today be the day that everything changes. you are capable of so much. ’ ‘ let’s go on a cute, cliché date. ’ ‘ let’s sleep together under the stars. ’ ‘ make yourself & your own happiness you priority. ’ ‘ make yourself happy before you worry about me. ’ ‘ my kindness isn’t weakness. ’ ‘ my new years resolution is for all our arguments to be settled because i know you’ll still have my love ’ ‘ oh, what a privilege it is to matter to you. ’ ‘ our love could make flowers bloom int he dead of winter. ’ ‘ pet names are my weakness. ’ ‘ start setting boundaries. enough is enough. ’ ‘ thank you for caring like nobody else ever has. ’ ‘ thank you for caring when nobody else has. ’ ‘ the world is going to do something amazing for you. ’ ‘ there are times to power through it & there are times to say no. ’ ‘ when i look at the stars i can’t help but think of you. ’ ‘ when you look at me, the butterflies flutter. ’ ‘ you are my happiness & you don’t even know it. ’ ‘ you are my starlight. ’ ‘ you are the one i’d do anything for. ’ ‘ you are what puts my mind to rest when i can’t sleep. ’ ‘ you don’t need anyone to rescue you. you can do it all on your own, babe. i know you can. ’ ‘ you feel like home. ’ ‘ you have a smile that lights up my world. ’ ‘ you have no idea how proud of you i am. you’ve done so much for everyone. thank you. ’ ‘ you stole my heart, but i’ll let you keep it. ’ ‘ you’re made of stars & you’re my favorite constellation. ’ ‘ you’re my favorite notification. ’ ‘ you’re my home & i’m homesick. ’ ‘ you’re not just your mistakes & you deserve to be happy. ’ ‘ you’re so much more than good enough. don’t ever doubt that. ’ ‘ you’re soft & sweet & too good for me. ’ ‘ you’re something special babe. you can make a difference. ’ ‘ you’re the happy part of my days. ’ ‘ you’re the one i’m looking for. ’ ‘ you’re the one thing i think about when i wake up every morning. ’ ‘ you’re the reason why i want to get up every morning. ’ ‘ you’re waking, talking, living, loving poetry. ’
// This is a Yuri On Ice tribute video dedicated to viktuuri. It highlights every moment they’ve had in parallel to Yuuri’s free skate. I had a lot of fun making this, and I hope it brings joy to every other shipper out there as well. //
(This also doubles as my secret santa gift to Ky, @natsudorkoneel, I hope your holidays were great and that this can bring a smile to your face as well.)
Definition of love? Your smile, your laugh, the way your eyes shine, the way your face lights up, your kind heart always wanting to help others, your hugs, your kisses, you. Your my definition of love.