i love your dumb face

If skeleton dance could actually happen
  • Hater: Wander I...I have to tell you something
  • Wander: sure thing Hater! You can tell me anything!
  • Hater: uh okay...well I uh...sort of, maybe...like you...
  • Wander: aw Hatey, I like you too!
  • Hater: no I don't think you get it, I mean I like...LIKE you...
  • Wander: well I like, like, LIKE you even more pal!
  • Hater: ...WANDER I LOVE YOU
  • Wander: Hater I love you too!!!! Let's be best friends forever!!!
  • Hater: .......OH MY GROB YOU CLUELESS ORANGE SPOON IM IN LOVE WITH YOU!!! I WANNA KISS YOUR STUPID FACE AND HOLD YOUR DUMB HAND AND GET ICE CREAM AND CUDDLE OR WHATEVER!!!!
  • Wander: ....oh...OH....OHHHH...HATEYYYYY!!! *high pitched excited tea kettle noises*
  • Hater: wait. WAIT! FORGET WHAT I SAID, I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I CHANGED MY MI
  • *Wander tackles Hater to the ground with a barrage of smooches and a death grip hug*

I’m ready for endless late night talks and ice cream parlors and cute clothes and sleepy good morning kisses and sleepy sloppy goodnight kisses and I love you more than anything in the world. I wanna sleep in the same bed as you and breathe in your scent and hold you in my arms and carry you around and give you lots of kisses and love you endlessly and live under the same roof with lots of birds and dogs and a cat. You’re the most beautifully stunning girl I’ve ever met and you mean the world to me. And I’m so happy to have spent the last month with you and I’m excited to see what the future holds for us.
Kathryn Amelia Hedrick, I love you.