i love you stupid person

I really need some like, otayuri fluff in my life rn?? Like pls

•At the beach and Otabek cant swim so Yuri tries to teach him how to swim
•it turns into a giant mess tho because Yuri is apparently a really shitty teacher
•Otabek kisses his frustrations away and instead they make sand castles

•Otabek can draw?? What?? So Yuri lays down on the couch in the LEAST sexy pose and says “draw me like one of your french girls”
•Beka takes a whopping 5 minutes on it, coloring and all, and they laugh at it for 10 minutes
•Later when Yuri falls asleep during the movie at the other end of the couch, Otabek sneaks down and actually does a very nice portrait of Yuri asleep
•Yuri has them both framed in his apartment next to each other

•Yuri constantly buys shit for Beka because he has like no impluse control
•Guys this boy has like a $1,000 backpack okay dont talk to me
•Anyways one day he buys Beka this leather jacket that looks like it belongs in a Lady Gaga music video. Its a crop top jacket with studs and fringe EVERYWHERE and Yuri LOVES IT
•After mails it, like, a week later, Otabek posts a pic on instagram of him, leaning against his bike, in leather skinny jeans and the jacket with ray bands on and it goes like, viral over night. Yuri is s h o o k. Otabek texts him later like, “Oh, by the way, thanks for the jacket Babe”

Give me the boys being silly and stupid and in love p l e a s e

April fools

Person a is having second thoughts about this, it might be going too far, but they love April fools day so they can do damage control later.

Person b walks in-“hey babe, what’s up? ”

Person a-“we, we need to break up. I’m sorry I can’t do this”

Person b frowns, -“what did you just say”

Person a unable to look them in the eye-“I’m saying we don’t work, I’m not happy, I’m sorry but it’s not fair to you to pretend anymore”

Person b takes a deep sigh -“okay, you’re right”

Person a-“don’t try to talk me…. wait what did you say I’m right? ”

Person b shrugs -“yeah, I get it, we don’t work, I’m not enough for you, I’ll move out in an hour just let me pack ” person b walks into the bedroom and starts packing a bag.

Person A stands there with thier mouth opened, feeling like scum, tears start to come out “wait I’m sorry this was a joke, a stupid joke I love you please don’t leave! I’m sorry!”

Person b smirks, pulls person a in for a kiss and whispers-“April fools asshole”

Person a turns bright red -“oh so you aren’t leaving ”

Person b wipes away thier tears-“you can’t get rid of me that easily you dork, just wanted you to see you were being shitty”

Person a rubs the back of thier neck -“yeah, that wasn’t so funny in hindsight ”

Person b-“no, when you started crying I knew I fucked up, no more shit like this okay, too personal ”

Person a grins -“I’m still going to prank you”

Person b kisses them-“ I’d be more concerned if you didn’t, now let’s forget this ever happened”

Person a-“I do love you, no April fools”

Person b-“I love you too”

How to locate a Tom Holland fan
  • Friend #1: hey I haven't seen Person B
  • Friend #2: yeah I think we lost them
  • Person A: don't worry I got this
  • Person A: QUACKSON
  • Person B: ITS PRONOUNCED CROISSANT YOU STUPID IDIOT!!i still love you though
  • Person A: *turns to look at Friend #1 and #2*
  • Person A: I think I found them
Happy bear anniversary waifuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! :*

It’s my and waifu Lola-chan @miyakuli third anniversary ahjahkahkajhakjhaj. :D This time fly so so so fast, my sweet waifu Lola-chan. :* 

Thank you baby baby for everything, you are my bear, waifu, angel, soulmate, my everything, so lucky to have you. :* Happy bear anniversary for us. :D It feel really like forever being with you. kissssss. :*
All these years being together with you mean: 

- always being bearconnected :D

- tons of forehead touches :D

- always holding hands hands with my cutie waifuuuuuu :D

-always being glued to each other and hugu hugu in every possible occasion :D

-always being flirtu-flirtu :*

-always protecting each other and being protected, kissssssssssssss :*      (be under my umbreaaaalllllla ;)) 

- the most adorable datesssssssss :D 

- always getting blushed because of you :*

-and muhahah making you blush too :D 

-fluffy teasing youuuuuuu and fluffy you all the time :D

-spending tons of nights at talking and cuddle-cuddle each other :D 

-always being in our fluffy world together :D 

- being dorky married couple allllllllll the time :D 

-always being by each other side :D

-and always finding the other one :* no mater where, even in the deepest sea :D 

LOOOOOOOOVE YOU WAIFUUUUUUUU :* YOU ARE MY Haru, Gareki….my waifuuuuuuuuu my the sweetest bear love you soooooo much and wishing for us more and more happy anniversary. D: will be foreaber together. :D ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

anonymous asked:

We need more Doc in Virgin-Killing Sweater pics ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Again, not wrong. But still not very safe.

At least he’s a little quicker that way.


*cups hands over mouth*



I definitely don’t know how this week is going to end, but I do know one thing. Julie interviewed teens in order to make Skam more realistic, and we may love some plots or be confused by others; but one thing is true, and that’s how down-to-earth this show is.

And it gets on my nerves how easy some people judge the characters. I know they’re not real, but the situation they’re living is a day-to-day one; and it kind of scares me how this confirms that if there’s someone living the same thing in real life he/she would be judged the same way.

So be prepared for a long post (sorry). 

I would like to analise every single clip of every single season, but you’ll get tired of me. Yesterday, with the last update my dashboard went downhill. I don’t know if you all have been in many relationships (i haven’t, btw) but the way you talk would tell otherwise.

I don’t like that Julie decided to create all this drama 4 days before the end, believe me. But since some of you freaked out, I’ll tell you how I see this (I would probably be wrong, but I’d like to see thing from perspective).

- JONAS: We don’t really know why Jonas would do that, all we know about him is from Eva’s and Isak’s pov. He is a very good friend and a nice guy in general, however, dating is not his strong point. His relationship with Eva was toxic due to trust issues that usually come along after cheating and since their ‘love story’ started as the other one you may understand why it turned into that.

Despite that, they did love (or at least cared for) each other. They end up in good terms, but every break up is hard. Eva suffered the most at first, but it seemed like Jonas didn’t even care. Nevertheless, in his clip we see how he does care (maybe a little too much). And when there still are feelings involved, it’s easy to go back to your ex because it’s a ‘territory’ you know and where you feel comfortable.

- EVA: We know that Eva suffered a lot during season 2, but this season she seems more relaxed. This ‘thing’ with P-Chris has been a constant since season 1 and she looks happy with him. If what Vilde said to Jonas is true, she may be developing some feelings for him.

Imagine that, the fuckboy you’ve been hooking up with starts showing you more affection, but you know, the past is the past and you know how good he’s at flirting. She freaks out (she told Chris she was a little stressed) and goes to her ‘happy place’. She and Jonas have always been really good friends and they talk about everything, but the flesh is weak, and they end up hooking up.

In my opinion, she’s having a fight with herself. She doesn’t want to let Chris in because the last time she felt in love, she ended up being lonely, a different person and then broken-hearted. So instead of saying that, she uses the excuse that P-Chris will always be a fuckboy.

- CHRIS: He’s gone to the army and finally decided to mature (naming themselves the Penetrators still gets me, ok?). All this ‘you’re my girlfriend’ banter is cute right now, I hope he doesn’t push it to much (No, is no, you know?)

I would explain all the Emma drama, but I don’t really have a clue about that. Ask Julie, she’s the only one that gets that plot.

What I was trying to say is that sitting on the fence is easy, but controlling your emotions is not. And most of the time the fight is not against others, but your heart against your brain, and that usually ends up in unreasonable actions.

I’m not trying to educate you in socialising or showing you how you have to react. But some of you have the ‘Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always’ quote everywhere, and then you don’t put it into practice.

I’ll recommend you that you try to put into the other person’s shoes. Because judging someone because he/she made a mistake or did something that doesn’t agree with her/his behaviour is not the best decision; you may end up doing something similar and I doubt you’ll like to be judge by that.

And last but not least, remember that they are teenagers. I don’t know how your adolescence was, but mine was a freaking mess. I still have regrets from that time, my head didn’t make any sense and neither did my behaviour. 

I doubt someone will read this, but I had to say it. You’re all so young and it saddens me when you don’t empathize and instead decide to insult.


  • Them: How do you get the spirits to do these big things for you? I've tried all sorts of things, but nothing seems to work.
  • Me: Okay, so, listen.
  • Me: You get a cake, right? Like, a whole cake.
  • Them: Okay, then what?
  • Me: Just throw that thing in the fucking fire.

you guys do know that you can brag about Seokjin’s vocals without……. dragging…… the rest of the vocal line……. right…………..