i love you so much you weirdos

My Thoughts on Why the Hetalia Fandom is Failing

A lot of people, including myself before have claimed that this fandom is ‘dying’. My opinion has changed since joining tumblr.  I don’t think that things are that bad just yet because people are still very much in the fandom.

The problem is that we aren’t very active. This is what I’ve noticed so far.

1)      The Popular Blogs Aren’t Active: To have and keep your fans, you need to make consistent material, rather than posting occasionally. It’s what makes people excited and inspires them to create their own content. Even if it’s just one post a day, it’s still really important to post (if you can, of course), as it maintains people’s interest. Especially when you have such a large platform of followers!

Don’t get me wrong, there are some amazing Hetalia blogs that post several times everyday, and I’m always looking for new ones to follow!

2)      Not All Fanart Is Equal: Another thing about our fandom is that new artists aren’t given a chance to thrive. There are amazing new artists out there, but people only reblog the work from the popular blogs. Why not all?  If you see great content, reblog it regardless of how much attention that blog has received.

3)      Reblog Reblog Reblog: Reblog everything, friends. The more you reblog, the more people see content and want to get into it. Simple!

 4)      Fanfiction: The fanfiction community hardly has any responses nowadays, in comparison to what it used to be. Fanfic authors spend hours of their spare time for free to create stories for you to read and enjoy. It’s so important to follow, favourite, and review. Most of the time, authors reach out and post material to connect with their audience (as is with artists too). If there aren’t any responses, then they aren’t going to bother posting.  Good Fics have gotten a lot of people through some tough times, so I would hate to see that part of the community die out.

 If you have an account, support the stories you read. It makes no sense not to, and any comment, no matter how short, means the world to them. It doesn’t take you nearly as much time to support a story as it does to create one. Don’t be lazy if you’re a reader – the stories aren’t going to create themselves, they need encouragement and praise to continue :)

5)      SUPPORT ALL CONTENT: All art, stories, head canons, RPG’s, RPs, and anything else in this crazy fandom needs to be supported. If you love the fandom and want it to thrive, support is your greatest tool to make it happen.

I know some people are going to think I’m being melodramatic by writing this. Or perhaps I care too much. Still, I think the Hetalia fandom deserves better. Sure, there’s some really freaky content, but we’re a bunch of history nerds and weirdos anyways, so whatever, as long as you’re not being offensive.

This is the one fandom that I haven’t ever gotten bored with. The concept of countries being personified is just so ripe with creativity and potential. There is so much you can do with the large list of cast members, i.e. the mecca of ships and AUs. We’ve created a ton of content thus far, so why stop now?

We’re a community, so don’t you think we should start acting like it by becoming active again and supporting each other? The fact that we trended last week makes this even more possible!

Hasta la Pasta, let’s make Hetalia awesome again!

Reblog if you agree :)

12.12 coda. deancas.

“So…”

Dean.” 

“Oh, come on, man. You can’t expect me to just…”

“I don’t expect anything from you.”

“Well, I…” The words die on his lips. He doesn’t know what he wants to say, what he can say. Cas loves him, and that’s just- he can’t even wrap his head around it.

Cas takes advantage of Dean’s inability to finish to push past him and walk toward the kitchen. It takes Dean a minute to collect himself, steel himself, and round up enough courage to follow. When he walks through the doorway he sees Cas fiddling with the coffee machine.

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The types as I’ve experienced them (me being an INFP)

Estj: So hardworking ALL THE TIME. Even when it’s something you hate doing you do it to the best of your ability. HOW??? Totally jealous of you beasts 🙌🏼

Istj: Not gonna lie, at first you guys scare me but once I get to know you, I find that you are truely a caring and genuine soul. When I need advice on something I go straight to you because your opinions rock

Esfj: COOL MOMS 😎I envy how you are so charming and smooth. Also your cooking is A+

Entj: You people can NEVER LOSE. Your attitude and amazing skills simply won’t allow it. Surprisingly we get along quite well. I don’t like taking leadership roles all the time so I love that you take the initiative so confidently

Isfj: I get along with you and constantly fight with you at the same time. But your sweetness always draws me back which leads me to believe we will be lifelong friends

Intj: tbh I find you silently condescending. But even that can be a positive trait (not that you need my encouragement you self assured megamimd you). If I find one I get along with, we have the most intriguing conversations to which I am a slave to

Entp: Ok firstly, I love you. You bring to life so many twisted ideas that I find so funny, random, and genius. And that’s what you are, a genius. I think you are honestly some of the most non-traditionally intelligent beings on this earth. Please continue to learn and share your knowledge/ideas with the world!

Intp: Ok it’s time I share a secret, I LOVE OBSERVING YOU! You are so funny in ways that you don’t intend to be humorous in! From my experience, you probably don’t realize how much people like you. You are totally likeable. (Also people love to hear all the random facts you tell)

Enfj: HOW ARE YOU SO DANG HAPPY ALL THE TIME?? Do you have a secret happiness elixir exclusive to enfj’s alone? But seriously, I know you are soft and hide a lot of hurt. It’s ok to get help from someone instead of always giving help. I love your sense of commitment and loyalty. We should hang sometime.

Infj: Ah yes the therapists and kind wizards from folklore. But you and I both know that you are just as clueless as the rest of us at times. Always has an answer to everyone’s problems but your own. Seriously though you are so much fun and I love teasing you in a sibling-like way

Enfp: Is it possible to not totally want to be your friend?? Even when I want to hate you I can’t. Tumblr makes you out to be on a constant acid trip but I know you’re way more down to earth than that. Don’t get me wrong, you are the craziest bunch of weirdos I’ve ever met but you have an incredible amount of understanding and wisdom that is unfortunately often overlooked

Infp: Ayyyeee my tribe! As an infp myself I recognize that we are SO FRUSTRATING TO GET TO KNOW. I see that in other infp’ as well. But I also see how we desperately want to be friends with everyone but our social energy and awkwardness makes it incredibly difficult. Once people get to know us they are blown awayyyyyy by how twisted and fun we can be ;)

Estp: Either you sleep for 0.63 seconds or 15 hours. In either case there’s a Red Bull in your hand. Also, please show me how you jumped over that park bench because I can barely even jump over a small pebble.

Istp: I don’t need to look at you to know that you are ultra hot. Your fingers are so nimble when you play guitar, and it’s really mesmerizing. Plus, please teach me how to be cool like you!!!

Esfp: I haven’t met too many of you, but you seem very opinionated and carefree simultaneously. Super talented and a go-getter (much to everyone’s surprise). I really do wish I knew more of you guys because I feel like we would really get along

Isfp: You guys also need to give me lessons on coolness!! Ugh you are “everything goals”. I love that everything around you creates some kind of reaction from you 😂 So soft but kinda badass too

happy birthday to you - boyfriend!tom

-tom would love your birthday so much but he wouldn’t be insane about it he’d just be really excited and happy to celebrate his favorite lady

-he’d try to whisk you away for a couple days over your birthday, not somewhere extravagant but just a nice relaxing couple of days somewhere probably somewhere close enough to drive and probably somewhere by the ocean because that’s your happy place

-you were out drinking and celebrating but were home by midnight when the date changed to your birthday and he’d blast ‘birthday’ by the beatles and take a video of you dancing and waving your hands around and you’re both yelling “woooooo!!!!!” and he’d post it to his insta story

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me about my favourite female characters: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. YOU DESERVE THE WORLD. MY STRONG, INTELLECTUAL, BEAUTIFUL, BADASS WOMAN.
me about my favourite male characters: lmao look at my trash man go. he’s a weirdo you know. my lil freak of nature.

some Baekhyun headcanons
  • Don’t get me wrong I fkin love this kid but he’s such a fuccboi™ sometimes that you wonder how you deal with him on a daily basis jfc 
  •  The teasing and playfulness is nonstop w/ him 
  •  He’ll still flirt w/ you and be cheeky after years of dating and knowing each other ???????
  •  Totally will send you shirtless pics of him after practice w inappropriate emojis 
  •  But yeah he’ll want to check in on you often and sends lots of photos updates w/ him and the boys practicing and eating 
  •  They’ll get annoyed at this tbh bc they’re like ?? You’re literally taking ugly pics of us on purpose so that y/n only keeps an eye for u , u lil sh-
  •  The boys are hella impressed by how quickly he got whipped 
  •  Like…………
  •  So one time you got into a huge fight w/ him over nothing and he stormed out right 
  •  Bc he couldn’t handle crying in front of you and being emo bc he wants you to think of happy and smiley and fluffy baekhyun and not tear-stained, ugly crying, throwing a fit baekhyun 
  •  So he’ll go over to chan’s place and oh my lord 
  •  Chanyeol is like “!!!!! Whoa,..,.,,…no one’s ever made you act like this before so you better get her ass on the phone and talk to her asap boi!!!!!”
  •  “wow you’re not even gonna pretend to be sad for me. I got fake people showing fake lo-“
  •  He’ll be forced by the giant to talk to you and apologize 
  •  And he’ll kinda not say anything and just hold you by the waist really tight ?
  •  But then you’ll hear him murmuring something against your neck and it kinda tickles so you laugh and he looks like he’s just been shot lmao 
  •  “why are you laughing ;(? I said I love you and I’m sorry that I was being a drama queen, but fine I take it back never mind”
  •  “just kiss me u fkin weirdo” 
  •  So needless to say the other members are just shocked by how much of an effect you have on him????
  •  Like he’d literally move the sun and the moon for you if that’d make you happy
  •  I’m not saying he’ll get jealous and pouty often but no that’s exactly what I’m saying 
  •  But you know dang well he can’t live without your constant attention 
  •  No matter how much that would annoy and bother other people, you’ve probably gotten used to it and can’t live without his adorable antics 
  •  Bc I mean it’s not like he’ll get all possessive and get mad when you hang around others 
  •  But totally expect that adorable murderous look to hypothetically kill at least 5 people if they ever made you feel uncomfortable or got your attention for too long 
  •  Calls you so many nicknames that you aren’t even sure if he likes your actual name lmao 
  •  His favorite is probably wifey bc it’s like………..ye I’m being thirsty and obvious but also I’m being low key bc it’s not like I’m saying ‘wife’ which completely has a different meaning, so, way 2 go baek,
  •  OK so like one time he saw you messing around w/ Sehun and play fighting
  •  And he called him your son ????? 
  •  “lol aw look at you two, my wifey and my son :’)”
  •  And yeah it made things hella awkward but hey its Sehun so he understands 
  •  *pats your shoulder* “I’m so sorry u have to put up w/ baek’s bs”
  •  All he wants to do on his free days is to build blanket forts w/ you and cuddle until the sun goes down 
  •  Bc then something else is gonna go down lmao ahsjdkfl I’ll sTop
  •  Yooooooooo he acts like he hasn’t seen you in 28 years when he’s been busy and finally comes to visit 
  •  Will not leave your side and acts like a puppy, literally just following you around 
  •  Pouty kisses OML 
  •  He’d mumble your name in his sleep so often 
  •  Probably the only time he’d actually call you by your real name yikes baek 
  •  Also holds your hand really tight when you’re both sleeping ???? Like omg sometimes he won’t even let go throughout the night and presses it against his lips or against his chest so you could feel his heart beat fuccccccc
  •  So many inside jokes 
  •  Bc he loves having secrets w you!!!!! It feels scandalous but also brings you closer wow the power of gossip 
  •  He’s always teasing you when in public like he just can’t help himself 
  •  You’ll find his fingers just casually  sliding up and down your thighs or even arms 
  •  And first you won’t even think anything of it bc he’s always just touching you in general??
  •  But you’ll get the hint and you’re like…………jfc he really is tryna test me 
  •  He kisses your forehead and the top of your head a lot 
  •  And he’d esp love this if you were shorter than him 
  •  He’s just hella cheesy when you’re both alone tbh 
  •  Also he just loves it when you refer to him as your boyfriend when you introduce him to someone 
  •  Like his eyes start shining and he’ll stare at you in adoration and pure love instead of shaking hands w/ the person lmao 
  •  You’ll know he’s really in love when he’s just sitting there peaceful and quiet by your side, not once shouting any random thoughts in his head bc it’s completely swarming w/ thoughts of you 
  •  When you pick up on this and ask him what’s wrong, he’ll snap out of quickly but keep a warm smile on his cute lips 
  •  “nothing baby, I was just thinking about how cute our future kids will look”
  •  Yeah so there’s that and there goes my sanity 
  •  Like his head is constantly against your chest and he’s spilling out his thoughts and secrets bc he trusts you more than anyone or anything else in his world 
  •  Bc you are his world awwww pls keep this kid safe and loved 🌷

Originally posted by baekhyunsama

Weekend Vibes (Jungkook/Reader)

Prompt: Can I request Jungkook teasing you in public with a vibrator and a remote control?

Genre: smut

Words: 5.2k+

Author: Admin Meyg

Summary: Jungkook is going away for the weekend, but the two of you make a deal.

Jungkook walked through the door with a cloud of tension flooding in behind him.

“Hey baby,” he cooed, setting a bag on the counter. “Can we talk?”

You swiveled in the bar stool to face him with annoyance evident in your expression. His shoulders melted as he released an audible sigh.

“Jungkook,” you started, in the best calm and collected voice you could muster. “I get it, okay. You said your piece about it. Just drop it.”

You felt a bit stupid honestly, though it was starting to boil slowly into anger and annoyance. You didn’t think Jungkook would react so childishly when you mentioned that you wanted to try pegging him.

It was innocent, and the two of you were anything but vanilla. Jungkook had no problem with anal when it came to your ass. In fact, it was one of his favorite things. The way you’d whine and mewl against his fingers was just so delectable.

“That’s so emasculating, are you serious?” He looked at you as if you were crazy. He couldn’t believe you’d ask something like this.

“Jungkook,” you sighed. “Are you seriously saying that if your girlfriend of the last almost 4 years plays with your ass… You think it will make you gay?” You searched in his eyes for some sort of actual answer.

“Dude–”

“DUDE?!” you spat, “so now I’ve been demoted from babe to dude? Jesus Christ Jungkook, you’re a child.”

“Babe,” he started again. “Why are you getting so pissed off at me about this? You know I’m all about trying new things, but this just… I don’t know babe. It’s weird…”

That’s what had you the most worked up, in all honesty. It wasn’t that Jungkook felt uncomfortable about it. It was the fact that the first words from his mouth were "What the fuck, babe? No. That’s weird!”

You felt kink-shamed, and embarrassed that the person you love so much–the person who promised to hear you out with an open mind, was acting like you were disgusting for even suggesting such a thing.

“Listen,” He placed a calming hand on your knee as he took a seat on the stool next to you. “I was talking to Taehyung–”

“Oh my hell, Jungkook!” You interrupted, shoving his hand off of your leg and standing up. “That’s just great! Now not only does my fucking boyfriend think I’m some kind of weirdo, but so does his best friend! Cool!”

Jungkook jumped up, pulling at any inch of you he could grab as you tried to storm past him and out of the kitchen.

“He’s into it!” He yelled, and you stopped to face him.

“Jeon fucking Jungkook.” You pointed your finger in his face, “I am not pegging your pervy little friend!”

He burst out laughing, and pulled you into his strong embrace. You were so confused by this point that you just stood there letting him hug your limp body against his firm chest.

He leaned back to look at you. “He just made me curious is all.”

“Hmm?” You raised an eyebrow at him.

“He just said… Well,” Jungkook struggled before mumbling, “he said he’s never come so hard before.”

It was your turn to erupt with laughter. “So you’re telling me that Tae’s nut inspired you to let me peg you?”

Jungkook giggled and took a few steps back to grab the bag he had set on the counter.

“I’m saying it inspired me to make a proposal.”

“I’m listening.” You smiled, stepping towards him.

“You know I have to go help my Nana in Florida this weekend.” He pulled a black box from the bag wrapped in a soft pink bow. “So I got this for you while I’m gone.”

He held the box out, and you hesitated before taking it. You pulled the bow from the box with ease, and popped the lid off to reveal a pair of black panties with a vibrating bullet tucked into a little pocket on the crotch.

“What the fuck are these, Jungkook…?” You held them up on the tip of your index finger as if they were covered in poison.

“Panties.” He smirked, “controlled by an app on my phone. If you wear them while I’m gone, so I can still get you off while I’m miles away with sweet little Nana, I will let you peg me the moment I get home.”

Your eyes narrowed as you mulled over the idea in your head. It’s just a tiny ass bullet, you told yourself. How powerful can it actually be? Not to mention, besides work you didn’t really have any plans to leave the house, so this would be easy.

“How do I know you won’t back out?”

“Babe, I won’t. I swear I won’t.” He placed a soft kiss on your lips before smiling. “I even sealed it with a kiss for good measure.”

You rolled your eyes and smacked his chest.

“Alright. It’s a deal.”


Jungkook had only been gone for three hours and had already given you at least 10 small vibrations through the little contraption tucked safely inside your panties.

The first time you screamed in shock. You had no clue it would be so powerful. You could only hope the small jolt he gave you was at full power.

A soft knock sounded at the door, and you jumped up from your cozy place on the couch to answer it.

“Mom!” You said in shock before smiling, “what’s up?”

“Grocery shopping?” She was annoyed that you had spaced it. “You promised to help me get set up for your aunt’s BBQ this weekend.”

You smiled awkwardly, “Right. Just let me change.”

You pulled your phone from your pocket and quickly dialed Jungkook from the safety of your bedroom.

“Babe, I’m taking these off. I have to go-”

“If you take them off, our deal is off.” He interrupted.

“Jungkook!” you said as loudly as you could whisper. “I have to go shopping with my mom!”

“And?”

“What do you mean?!” you hissed. “Please don’t do anything crazy, Jungkook. This is so embarrassing.”

“Happy shopping, baby.” You could hear a small chuckle before he hung up, and realized you were probably better off not telling him at all.

You had been in the grocery store for at least 25 minutes, and so far not so much as a tiny zing from your panties.

Your nerves started to calm, thinking maybe Jungkook had decided not to humiliate you in front of your mom and all the public.

“Sweetheart, can you go over to the deli and get that potato salad your dad likes? Probably two bins.” You just nodded, and made your way to the other end of the store.

“What’ll it be?” asked a man with a scruffy face, and dirty apron.

You smiled politely. “I need two bins of the– OHHHH KAY!”

You jolted forward slightly as Jungkook activated the bullet inside of your panties mid-sentence.

“The uhm, the–POTATO salad!” you managed to spit out, the vibrations seeming to intensify with each word.

The man shot you a puzzled glance, which you ignored to pull out your phone and text your menace of a boyfriend.

This is not fucking funny Jungkook!

IM IN THE STORE

His reply was practically immediate.

How wet are you?

JUNGKOOK!!! Turn it off!!!!!

Damn. Is it that strong?

On cue the vibrations grew stronger, and you sucked in a gasp that nearly escaped as a moan. He was right. You were so wet, and that oh-so-tiny bullet was much too powerful. You tried squeezing your legs together, but it only made the sensation even stronger.

“Ma'am?”

The clerk’s face nearly killed you as he passed the containers to you. It was like he knew you were building an orgasm. You didn’t dare open your mouth to speak, instead making your way with wobbling legs back to your mom.

Your plan was initially to ditch the potato salad, and make a quick escape to the bathroom so you could pull the underwear down until Jungkook shut them off. To your dismay, your mother was caught in conversation with an old friend and threw an inviting and invasive arm around you to begin bragging about your latest accomplishments.

You couldn’t avoid a whimper that fell from your lips as Jungkook turned the vibrator up another setting.

“What’s wrong with you?” Your mom placed the back of her hand on your forehead. “You’re pale as sand, and burning up! Are you okay? Oh my god! Are you pregnant?!”

“Mom no!” You shot back, “J-jesus… I’m sick. I-I’m going to the car.”

It took a lot of broken breaths to keep from outright moaning as you tried to speak, and you practically ran to the car the moment she gave you the okay.

You climbed into the front seat, and pulled out your phone to call Jungkook but he didn’t answer.

Junflook

You sadly attempted.

is too much

Turn down!!!

You covered your mouth to muffle the moans you couldn’t hold back any longer. Your hips rolled slightly in your seat, knowing you could no longer fight the orgasm that was quickly approaching.

It’s only on the 5th setting

You attempted to groan in frustration but a loud moan was forced from your lungs as the power of the bullet intensified, but also began to pulse quickly against your clit.

There’s 8 and really cool features babe! What’s it doing? I pushed a button that looks like a bad sketch of this face 😩

You couldn’t even finish reading his text fully because your orgasm was so close. Your toes were curling inside of your sneakers and you had a death grip on the door handle. You dialed Jungkook again but still no answer.

It’s THAT good huh???

Fuck I can only imagine how wet you are babe. I can practically feel your pussy throbbing around my cock.

Two can play this game, you thought to yourself, hitting send one more time with full intention of leaving him a voicemail of the sweet sounds of your orgasm.

“Let me hear you cum, baby.”

You were stunned by the lust strung thickly through his voice when you hadn’t expected him to answer at all.

“Jungkook!” You whimpered, bending forward as once again the vibrating intensified– this time so much so that you could hear the humming that was purring proudly between your legs.

“Tell me how good it feels.” He pressed, “Let me hear you.”

“Fuck Jungkook! Fuck!” You really were trying to keep quiet but it was all so overwhelming. You glanced around frantically in hopes that nobody was watching from the parking lot. “I’m about… Jungkook oh my god!!!”

You put your hand over your mouth once again, turning the loud moan of your orgasm into a high-pitched muffled squeal into the phone.

“God damn, baby.” Jungkook breathed, and the vibrating halted. “Where are you?”

You leaned back into the seat, trying to steady your breathing. Hips still rolling slightly as the throbbing of your sensitive clit died down.

“I’m in. The fucking. Car, you prick.” You managed, jumping as your heard the trunk pop open. “And now so is my mom. I have to go.”

You hung up with Jungkook, praying by the time she loaded up the groceries you’d be breathing normally. Your panties were uncomfortably soaked, and honestly all you wanted was to go home and whip out your trusty pink dildo to help satisfy the overbearing need to be filled. Your phone rang out, interrupting the thought.

I love you babe. I can’t wait to CUM home to you.

Shut up, idiot. I love you too.

The moment you stepped into the apartment you slipped out of your clothes, pulled the small bullet from the pouch of your panties, and threw it all in the wash.

You attempted to call your boyfriend again, but of course he didn’t answer. You shot him a quick text message:

Taking a shower. I wish you were home. I miss you.

You sat in the shower until the water ran cold, not realizing how completely exhausted you were from your orgasm until you sat down on your bed. You almost instantly fell asleep in nothing but your towel.

It was 7am when you woke to the ringtone set specifically for Jungkook. You stretched, and sat up slowly - still half asleep, and a little confused.

You felt around your bed for your phone. “Hello?”

“Hey baby.” Jungkook sounded wide awake. “Where you been?”

“I fell asleep after my shower.” You explained, “I haven’t even gotten dressed yet.”

You put Jungkook on speaker phone, and made yourself comfortable on the bed. You listened as he talked about Nana taking him to the country club, and teasing you about how she was showing him off to all her hot old lady friends that insisted on shoving mimosas down his throat by the gallon.

“So it’s safe to say we should break up. I’m into older women now.” He chuckled.

You hummed in response, held your phone at the perfect angle to snap a picture of your bare chest, and show your free hand slipping between your thighs.

<b>You sure you want to leave this for saggy bosoms?</b>

You bit your lip the moment you heard vibrations from his end, interrupting something about pulling weeds from the garden, and planting new petunias today.

He grunted through a long exhale. “Fuck, I want to touch you so bad.”

“Mmm.” You hummed into the receiver, “Where would you touch me baby?”

“I’d start a-” The line went silent mid sentence.

“Jungkook? Babe?”

You tapped your screen, and two beeps rang through as the call was dropped. You called back, but were sent straight through to voicemail. His phone was obviously dead, and your entertainment for the morning was over.

You grumbled, rolled out of bed, and grabbed a shirt out of the closet. You remembered the laundry, and swapped it over to the dryer before fixing yourself something to eat for breakfast.

You never actually realized how much you depended on Jungkook for entertainment until he was gone. Since the two of you moved in together almost two years ago you hadn’t really been apart. You had the same friends, the same hobbies, and were pretty much a package deal wherever you went.

You finished up washing your dishes, and heard text after text pour in.

Two from Jungkook.

Shit. Phone died.

It’s gonna be a busy day. I love you.

One from Min Yoongi.

You up for a day of scary movies? I’ll hold you tight just like Jungkookie.

Plus Hoseok bought nice blackout curtains. Its like midnight in this house all day long.

You called Jungkook one last time to tell him your plans, and quite frankly you just really fucking missed him. He reminded you not to forget your panties, and you rolled your eyes.

“Aren’t you gonna be busy?” you whined, “they probably aren’t dry yet.”

“Babe! A deal is a deal!” He laughed. “Just put them on.”


Stepping into Yoongi’s, you were greeted by Taehyung’s arms thrown around you, and lifting you off the ground. Only to interrupt the adorable moment with whispering in your ear.

“Are you wearing the panties?”

You screamed and smacked his shoulder until he set you down, laughing.

“Is nothing sacred?!” You huffed, reaching for Yoongi and his boyfriend Hoseok. “Save me from this idiot.”

Hoseok grabbed both of your hands hands and pulled you into another tight hug, and Yoongi teased you about your Pacman pajama pants before pulling you on to the couch next to him, and away from Taehyung.

“What’s he going on about?” Yoongi kissed your temple, and Hoseok plopped down next to him.

“Jungkook bought her vi-”

You chucked a pillow at Taehyung to shut him up.

“Sit down and start this damn movie already!” You glared, and he took the empty spot next to you.

The movie had gotten intense, and, being the giant coward you were, you had your face smashed between Taehyung’s shoulder and the cold leather of the couch. Your hand was squeezing his forearm, and Yoongi and Hoseok were basically curled up into each other in their own world.

That’s when it happened. You felt the soft vibrations hum inside your panties, and instinct took over. You squeezed Taehyung’s arm even tighter, and pulled your feet up onto the couch as you jumped slightly.

Taehyung sat back to look at you, and you just smiled.

“Oohh,” you forced. “Scary.”

Taehyung’s stupid boxy smile lit up his face. He knew. The intensity grew so much so quickly that you nearly moaned. You buried your face into Taehyung’s shoulder to muffle the noises you couldn’t contain. You could feel Taehyung chuckling, and you didn’t know if you should run from the room or just let it happen.

Taehyung shifted to face you, and you couldn’t help but laugh in embarrassment, especially when he leaned in to whisper in your ear.

“You should wear these when you peg him.”

You whined, digging your nails into his arm. The vibrations against your clit were intensifying and softening in a perfect rhythm. You were practically dripping, and your clit was all but throbbing against the tiny device. You were positive Jungkook must have had it on the highest setting, and your legs shaking was sure to give you away to Yoongi and Hoseok.

Taehyung was in your ear again, practically getting off on the fact that his best friends girlfriend was on the brink of an orgasm, and clinging to him for dear life.

“You know,” he whispered. “Jungkook is going to be the one whimpering beneath you the moment he gets home.”

The moment the thought fully registered in your mind you were teetering on the edge of your orgasm, seconds away from crashing over the edge. You arched your back slightly, nails still digging into Taehyung, and then it stopped.

Mere seconds before your orgasm Jungkook shut off the bullet. It was almost painful how badly you needed to cum. Yet here you sat, half way through a second movie.

Your body was aching, your panties were still wet, and Jungkook hadn’t responded to any of your messages.

Yoongi suggested ordering take out, and it wasn’t until then that you realized it was already almost 4 PM.

“I think I should go home.”

Hoseok shot you a curious glance. “Already?”

“It’s just, I, well.” You fumbled over your words, “I really miss Jungkook. I haven’t talked to him at all today. I want to get home and try to FaceTime him.”

“I want to come!”

You whipped around to face Taehyung, unsure of what he meant, and why exactly he would want to come home with you.

“I mean- Can you give me a ride home?”


The car ride was silent, and awkward at first. Until Taehyung finally spoke up.

“Take a left here.”

“Sorry?” You hesitated, “Did you move or something?”

“Have you bought the strap on already?” His voice didn’t even crack.

“I–Tae! What?!”

“For pegging Jungkook.” He began to blabber, “It’s just that I have experience with this whole thing, and I can help you pick the perfect thing. You know, for when you pe-”

“STOP!” You blushed, and enjoyed a brief moment of silence before turning on your blinker. “Okay Tae. You can help me, but we do this my way”.

His eye practically disappeared into the smile plastered to his face as he guided you to a little shop.

“Big Joe’s,” you burst out laughing. “We are buying a strap-on from a place called Big Joe’s? Are you serious?”

Taehyung shrugged and jumped out of the car. He began to reach for the door, but you grabbed his arm.

“We do this my way, remember?” He nodded much too cheerfully, and you laced your fingers into his. “Get the door, idiot.”

Taehyung was confused for a moment, until you strutted confidently right up to the counter. You paused only for a second, and pulled him close to you before leaning over the counter to interact with the woman behind it.

You were surprised at how old she seemed. She had fine lines pressed to meet her smile, and defined crows feet. Her hair was colored bright red, but her salt-and-pepper roots showed proudly. You assumed she was in her late 50’s, or maybe had just aged poorly.

“Hello.” You said cutely. “Can you help us? We’re new at this whole thing but my adorable boyfriend here wants me to, well you know…”

You actually blushed, and you nearly broke down laughing when you saw the amount of sheer shock written into Taehyung’s face.

“He wants YOU to fuck HIM?” She spoke in the calmest and most serious tone.

You couldn’t help but to giggle as you nodded your head, and followed her to the other side of the store. Taehyung’s palms were getting sweaty, and you were thriving over the fact that the king of embarrassing you was actually getting a taste of his own medicine.

The older woman showed the two of you some belts and straps, and explained that the attachment came separately, “but it makes it nice when your dildo collection starts to grow, and trust me- it will!”

You and Taehyung just nodded at her every word, and glanced awkwardly at the dildos on display in front of you before he finally reached for one.

It was probably 18 inches long, and honestly kind of terrifying. The woman quirked a brow at Taehyung.

“What about this one?”

“It’s uh–” you examined the length of the box. “A bit long, don’t you think?”

Taehyung finally broke, and burst out laughing. “I have no clue what we are doing.”

“Taehyung I thought you had experience!” You shot back. “What was all that nonsense about Jungkook getting the best nut of his life!”

The woman must have felt uncomfortable by this point because she finally left the two of you on your own.

“I do, I just didn’t buy the stuff…”

You shook your head, and glanced back to the display in front of you. You knew you couldn’t buy something too thick, or Jungkook would panic the entire time. You needed something the perfect length, a little thin, and maybe… Masculine for his ego.

You spotted the perfect black dildo, it was thin but curvy. Its curves almost reminded you of four small ping pong balls tucked in a little black contraption. It had a cheesy slogan that said “A Little Black Magic Never Hurt Anyone.”

“Is this masculine?” You finally spoke as you reached for the box. “I mean, that’s his biggest fear about this whole thing. So I think if i got something a bit more discreet Jungkook would be more relaxed, and enjoy it more.”

Taehyung took his time looking over the box. “Honestly, I think it would be perfect.”

“Really?” A tinge of nervousness slipped out through your words.

Taehyung smiled sweetly and ruffled your hair. “I feel like a proud brother dropping his little sister off at her first day of school.” He shivered at his last word. “Except school is Jungkook’s asshole. Yep. It got weird. Let’s not talk about it.”


The moment you stepped into the house you called Jungkook, and to no surprise, he didn’t answer. You rolled your eyes and opted to take a long bubble bath. You even threw in two bath bombs, because by damn, you deserve it.

By the time you had finished off some leftovers from the fridge and flopped on to the couch to catch up on Big Brother it was almost 9 p.m.

Finally your phone rang, and you skipped the hello entirely. “Where have you been all day?!”

Jungkook chuckled. “I told you I was helping Nana plant petunias.”

“Okay but,” you sighed. “You kind of, you know…”

“Is something wrong?”

“It’s just. Earlier-” You struggled, “with the panties…”

"Babe, Taehyung already texted me, and told me all about the bruises you left on his arm while you came.”

“UH, BUT I DIDN’T!?” Your words came out as more of a question than a statement.

“What do you mean?” Jungkook shot back. “He literally sent me a picture of his arm.”

“No, I was clinging to him.” You let out a frustrated sigh, “I mean you shut them off right before I could–”

A fit of laughter interrupted you. “I shut them off right before you could cum?!”

You glared, as if Jungkook could actually see your expression.

“It’s not funny, Kook.” You whined, “I’ve never been denied an orgasm before…”

You listened as Jungkook shifted a bit on the other end of the phone. You imagined him adjusting himself, hopefully growing hard at the thought of you needing release. Wearing nothing but those tight black boxer briefs, biting his lip, and running his palm over his growing bulge.

Without noticing you let out a little moan into the phone, completely lost in your thoughts.

“W-what are you doing?”

You giggled, realizing you and Jungkook had never had phone sex before. Sexting, sure. But you were never apart long enough for phone sex to ensue, and usually the moment sexting started Jungkook was climbing into your bed to finish you off himself.

“What if I’m touching myself?” you cooed.

Jungkook sighed, and you relaxed into the sofa. “Are you?”

“Mmm,” you hummed as you slipped your hand in the band of your pajamas, and pressed your middle finger into the damp spot left in your underwear. “Fuck, I- miss you, Jungkook.”

“You want me to come home babe?” He pressed. “do you need my cock?”

You gasped. “I need it so bad, baby…”

There was more scuffling on the other end of the phone, and you assumed he was getting in a comfortable position to touch himself with you.

Until a soft hum started in your panties as he turned on the bullet for a second time today. You pressed your palm against the small deviced tucked in the panties, and whimpered.

“Damn, you actually put them back on, baby?”

You just hummed in response, but deep in the back of your mind scolded yourself for how desperately you waited all night for him to turn them on when you very well could have used another toy to get yourself off. All you could do is whine as the bullets vibrations intensified. You enjoyed this a lot more than you liked to admit.

“Jungkook,” A soft moan slipped past your lips, “more. God, please turn it up more.”

You rubbed your palm in circles, pressing the bullet into your clit, and around every sensitive nerve. The humming grew louder, and the sensation was so strong now that your back arched slightly, and your voice cracked as you tried to say his name again.

“I can’t hear you.” Jungkook’s voice was honey smooth, “Tell me how good it feels, baby.”

“Ju-Jungkook.” You mumbled through ragged breaths, “I’m already so, so wet.”

“It could be my tongue you know,” he hissed. “God damn, I wish my head was buried between your thighs.”

You lifted your hips, rolling your hand firmly against the panties and trying to keep your breathing from turning completely erratic. You already felt the heat pooling in the pit of your abdomen, and knew from being denied earlier you’d cum much quicker, and so much harder.

Jungkook was quiet for a few minutes, indulging in the perfect sounds and mixture of his name that seemed to roll off your tongue. He knew you were close, and in a groan of frustration he stopped the vibrating completely.

“Babe no! Please!” you shouted, “not again!”

“Beg for it babe.” He shot back cockily, “Beg like you do for my cock.”

“Baby… Please, I need to cum so bad that it hurts. Please babe.”

You were almost in tears, and it must have been evident in your voice because immediately the vibrations kicked on full force.

Moan after moan ripped from your lungs, and with your free hand you slipped two fingers past your panties to touch yourself.

“That’s it babe,” Jungkook cooed from the other line. “Think about how hard I’m going to be for you when I get home.”

You moaned again, scissoring your fingers inside of you, and rubbing the bullet more harshly against your clit.

“Imagine first thing tomorrow when I see you,” His voice sounded completely lust-blown, and you imagined him stroking his cock to the sounds you were making for him–because of him.

“I’m gonna pin you against the wall and fuck you right there in the living room. Fuck, I’m gonna make you cum so many times.”

You response came in a stuttered moan of his name. You slipped your fingers out, and grabbed the edge of the couch as you nearly toppled off from arching your back so high.

“Oh my god! Keep talking. I’m so fucking close babe. Oh fuck.”

Jungkook let a quiet moan slip out, and you felt it through your entire body. Your toes curled, and you felt your walls clenching against nothing.

“I’m going to bend you over that little spot in the kitchen that you like so much, grab ahold of your hair, and fuck you until the counter leaves bruises in your hips.”

Jungkook didn’t make it halfway through his sentence before your orgasm pushed through your entire body. You were positive the way you screamed his name would have the neighbors come knocking for a noise complaint.

Your legs shook almost violently, and Jungkook must have forgotten about controlling the panties because you had to rip them off to stop the overstimulation.

The line was quiet, and you calmed your breathing, and let out a few whines to help you gain your composure.

“Fuck,” He finally muttered. “I fucking miss you.”

“Jungkook,” you giggled. “Turn the panties off.”

You watched them crawling across the floor as the bullet still vibrated inside of them before finally coming to a stop.

Jungkook laughed, and the two of you sat in a content silence for a moment before you sighed. “Did Taehyung tell you we went shopping today?”

“No?”

“Oh,” You laughed nervously as you thought up an excuse to not give away the little gift you had bought for Jungkook. “Well this lady was way weird, I’ll tell you about it when you come home.”

You forced yourself to get off the couch, and make your way to the bedroom. Your eyes were so heavy, and you were barely replying with more than a hum or a small giggle as Jungkook talked to you about his weekend.

“Baby, I love you.” He cooed, and you let sleep take over.

In the morning you woke a bit disoriented, and extremely bummed that you had fallen asleep on Jungkook while he was talking. You stretched for your phone, but mentally slapped yourself for not plugging it in when you found it dead.

The moment your feet touched the ground, the bedroom door crept open, and before you could even register what was happening Jungkook had you back on the bed, practically smothering you with kisses.

You got excited, and shoved him off of you to run into the living room and grab the little black box. He followed suit with a shit eating grin, wrapped his arms around you from behind, and rested his head on your shoulder.

“What’s that?”

You turned around and handed in him the box with a devilish grin.

“A deal’s a deal, babe.”

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✿ Ishihime Week 2017 ✿   Day 1: A Soft Realization // Quicksilver

I always thought these looks held a special meaning, like they realized something important about the other. 

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New Interview where Special Talks about the Manchester attacks and the new album

But..

Special Ghoul honors Chris Cornell… the brakes hit and I’m so fucking emotional about this. Special.. I will sob in your arms.. Having one person I love honor the passing of another I love.. holy hell..

baumanelise: Had THE BEST first day at @clexacon today with this weirdo. I always get so nervous for these big events but the moment I saw all your smiling faces in line I felt instantly relaxed. Natasha and I get to hear so many of you talk about how much we mean to you, but I’m not sure you’ll ever know how grateful we are for all of you. THANK YOU for watching our weird little show and for always expressing your gratitude for queer representation in such an open and positive way. Massive love to all of you ❤️ (And thank you to @epicphotoops for these rad pictures!!)

What I like about your sign?

I’m a Gemini by the way.

Aries: I love Aries so much, they’re just all round amazing. Like they've got this ability to just go their own way and lead people, truly admirable. Also, they’ve got this personality that I personally think is so hot  like you can be a complete asshole but you’re a kind hearted asshole whose kind just looking out for yourself and everyone that you love. Okay so you my gentle asshole needs to be my friend okay? You’re like Heath Ledgers character in 10 things I hate about you man.

Taurus: Lemme tell you, that you sir are fascinating because you’re rather opinionated, like I’d literally sit for hours and have debates with you honestly. I love Taurus people as they’re always there for you whether it’s a mid-life crisis or you’re just out of food. Also, you’re super chill and it relaxes me, kinda calms me down when I’m around you guys. SO yes, much love for you babies. You’re like that guy/girl whose asleep and everyone thinks they don’t know what’s going on. But turns out you do know what’s going on and you’re uber charming. 

Gemini: I love everything about you because we’re the same. Bat-shit crazy and amazing. All my love. I can’t say too much I’ll sound biased, whoops. 

Cancer: Cancers, you’re my buddies. You help me in life man, you’re all just so sweet. I’d just hug you all one by one. I love how you’re all about family and sticking it out with people, it’s great. I wish I was like you. I wish I loved as hard as you guys do man because it’s honestly so beautiful and novel worthy. You guys are that cute kid who doesn’t say much but when you do everyone’s like “holy shit let me hold you you’re so cute”

Leo: I’m gonna start off by saying, literally all my best friends are Leos. I love Leos so much, they’re so sassy and like “yes I’m hot, fight me” and that to me is like yes, you slay baby girl. Also, ya’ll bitches are some loyal as hell, you’re ability to stand with people throughout anything is phenomenal. Also, I’d like to give a shout-out to all the Leos who holy the other crazy ass signs hands and tell them when they need to pipe down and get their crap together. It’s probably because of you that most of your friends with other signs are still alive right now tbh. You go Leos, you keep milking everything you can outta life. 

Virgo: Beyonce. Virgos are the bomb, they’re so driven and focused and literally don’t stop till they’ve got what they wanted. Teach me your ways cause you’re all mad successful and amazing at whatever it is you’re doing. I’m jealous tbh. I know I can always count on my Virgo babes to tell me what is really up, you feel me? You guys inspire me to get off my lazy ass and do something with my life and you’re also the people that are there for a cute warm hug and pick you up when you’re down. SO MUCH THANKS. 

Libra: When I think of Virgos I think of endless partying and junk food on one day and crazy studying and working-out the next. Shout-out to all the Libras who taught me how I gotta balance shit out in my life. You guys are such peace makers, many thanks for doing you babe. I love how you can just kill arguments and handle things in such a classy way. I would straight up beat a bitch but you guys just hash things out civilly with the ability to beat a bitch and that’s great, fabulous. Also, lastly you guys literally have some of the best date ideas and I’d volunteer myself as a tribute. 

Scorpio: Okay, you know Scorpios are mad sexual and can literally make anything they do sexy okay. I’m attracted to you so much, it’s wow. And I dunno if this is all Scorpios but my friends have dated a few and I have so, you guys get like crazy jealous and then kind just jealous make-out and its amazing. You’re so talented in that area, you need an award. But you’re also so smart and like to do all these new things, I could spend hours with you and not regret a thing. Also, you’re always so sweet to other people. You also have a jackass but nice cutie thing going on and people love it ok. YOU GO BOO! 

Sagittarius: Have you ever been in need of a good, fun cheering up? Well go to a Sag because they’re optimistic and always ready for a goof time. I love Sag, I love chilling with because you’re so energetic I feel like I don’t have to hold back. And I’m not the only one who is able to let loose and be free around you. You’re such a fun little party animal. Also, if I was in a fight I’d definitely want you on my side because you can literally chop people in half with the words that come flying out of that mouth for hurting you or someone you care about. You’re a top bloke. Much love.  

Capricorn: Fear this person. Fear any Capricorn you meet, they’re like the whole package. Your self-confidence is wow, even if I didn’t think you were amazing, I’d still think you’re amazing. You catch my drift? You’re so sweet and kind to people, people just tend to always love ya. You know what to do when to do and you let loose but also you know how to responsible and not go home with a sleezy guy from the bar just cause you’ve had too many shots. This makes sense so… I love how to tend to love the classics and how you keep every single little even in that beautiful brain of yours. Wow, I’m gonna stop before I fall in love. 

Aquarius: You know how in movies there’s always that one person who does things different and people kinda make em out to be a bad-ass with no future. BUT in fact you’re so frekin’ intelligent and hot with a hint of dorkiness and it’s a perfect combo. You’re like a breath of fresh air, that makes people want to know more. For me? I’d definitely run away with you because Aquas tend to have such a different outlook in life, it’s attractive. You’re the type of people I dream about travelling the world with. You’re just so exciting and not everything has to be dead blank serious, you just go you’re way and it’s fairly admirable. I love you so much. If you’re an Aqua hit me up ;) 

Pisces:  Little weirdos with zest and so much spirit for life. You’re kind of like a run on the edge of a sun lit lake. You’re so full of love and life, you keep everyone together because you’re the glue of almost every group you’re in. People love hanging out with you, it’s calming and you’re just so easy to get along with! One of my besties are a pisces and I can literally talk to her about anything I’m going through and she knows exactly how to make me feel better because she’s just so warm and loving. Guys you’re all gifted and any Pisces lemme know who you are because I like hugs from Pisces you cute teddies! 

Playtime » BamBam

Pairing: BamBam X Reader

 Summary: BamBam and you had always done things to spice up your sex life. You found out some interesting things when you both started experimenting. Like that he hates teasing and likes being called daddy. 

❝You’ve always been a slut haven’t you?❞

❝ Did you just squirt?

❝ You wanted me to catch you didn’t you? Playing with yourself to turn me on?

Genre: Smut, Angst, Fluff

Warnings: Dom!BamBam, Sub!Reader, Daddy kink, masturbation, oral (receiving), overstimulation

Word Count: 3.7k 

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Secretary

Hey guys! This is starts out sorta smutty, and ends a bit smutty too? But the middle is sorta fluffy? Tom learns what the reader’s favorite romantic film of all time is, and he’s very intrigued. (I promise it isn’t 50 shades lmao)

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Secretary

    Tom couldn’t stop looking at her. She wasn’t doing anything special. In fact, she was reading, which is something that she did quite often, but tonight, Tom couldn’t bare it. He’d been riled up since breakfast when someone had asked her what her favorite romantic film of all time was and she, without thinking, responded, “‘Secretary’.”

    There a pause around the table, clearly indicating that nobody had heard of it before, and she quickly tried to take it back, a venomous blush spreading across the length of her cheekbones. “Shoot, I meant something else! I meant to say ‘Moonrise Kingdom.’”

    Tom opened and shut his mouth, beginning to ask what her first choice was about when her friend across the table beat him to it.

    “Oh my god! Oh my god! Look at the cover art!” She flashed her phone screen to the numerous eyes of their friends, who all crowded around, ardently lurching from their chairs. Tom removed his hand from the back of her chair to grasp her friend’s phone and his mouth dropped into a silent ‘o’.

    The film’s poster was red, green and grey and depicted a woman with her arms pinned over her head by some type of contraption, and bent over a desk. A man stood behind her, seemingly prepared to either, spank her, or to take her exceedingly roughly from behind.  Either way, Tom found it painfully titillating.

    He could imagine her spread out, just like that, for him. Fuck, he could imagine her bending over right here for him. To take her, all he’d have to do is shift the short material of her skirt up over her bum and slide her panties to the side and unzip his jeans.

    Tom cursed himself for inviting their friends to breakfast. They could’ve had a go in the bathroom, but instead, Tom would need to pretend to be utterly enticed by his pancakes.

    She, on the other hand, after finally realizing what was being shown of the phone’s screen, covered her face with her hands and tried to giggle away her embarrassment. Shoving her coffee mug to her lips, she took a desperate drink and immediately tried to steer the conversation elsewhere.

    “But, but, you’re so innocent? You asked me how to put on a garter belt not even two days ago? How can you be into this when you don’t even know how to put on lingerie?!?!” Her friend questioned, clearly not keen on dropping the subject anytime soon.

    Finally, he decided to step in, being the doting boyfriend he was, Tom brought up a funny story about the time he’d walked in on a couple going at it at a party. ‘Secretary’ was forgotten by their friends and Tom decided to not tease her about the film until later, when they were alone.

    He tucked her underneath his arm and kissed her temple as the conversation went back to normal, ignoring the urge to trail his kisses down her neck and his fingers up her skirt. When the clock neared 9:30, she leaned into him and pressed a sweet kiss to his mouth and grabbed her schoolbag.

    “Will you pick me up at 5?” She asked him, peering up at him through her lashes.

    Tom wanted to respond, but all he could focus on was the lingering taste of her vanilla lipgloss smeared across the corner of his mouth. He thought of all the other places he’d like her glossy lips.

    “Go back to bed, you seem sleepy. I’ll see you later.” She stood up on her tiptoes to give him a proper kiss and turned around and left.

    “Love you!” Tom called after her and she waved, laughing as Tom began to blow her kisses.

    “Holy fuck,” Tom mumbled and raked a hand through his hair. A strawberry was thrown at him as his friends began to taunt him about his sex life. Shaking his head and shooting profanity their way, goodbyes were shared round the table and everyone left to carry on with their day.

    Tom’s day included laying around the house, anxiously awaiting 5 o'clock and trying to distract himself from the thought of her leaned over a desk, with her thighs open for him.

Flicking on the T.V., he decided that he may as well order ‘Secretary’ on demand, seeing as it was all he was able to coherently think about.

About two hours later, Tom was too turned on to function. The film was hot. When he thought about her watching it, he just became even more bothered. The female lead liked to be spanked, tied up and came on. When Tom thought about it, so did his girlfriend.

When Tom would playfully slap her ass and jokingly demand that she complete some random task, she’d always obediently nod her head and follow his directions. Tom also noted that she liked being told what to do in bed, and she liked it even more when he was in control. Her moans always seem louder when he pinned her hands down while he touched her.

Now, she was home, her classes of the day having finished around an hour and a half ago. She was spread across the couch, laying on her stomach, wearing nothing but one of his button-down shirts and bobby socks. Tom could tell  that she’d tossed her bra the second she had gotten home.

He plopped down next to her and lifted her legs into his lap. They were smooth and soft as he ran his fingers up and down the back of her calf.

“Whatcha reading,” Tom questioned, shamelessly staring at her bum.

Not even turning her head, she replied, “it’s a play by Patrick Marber called ‘Closer.’”

“Is it any good?” Tom asked, slowly moving his hands further up her legs.

“Want me to read it to you?” She said, “I can start from the beginning.”

“No,” Tom whined, “pay attention to me, I’ve missed you all day.”

Rolling onto her side, she propped her head up on an elbow, “Have you now? Just seems like you’re horny.”

Tom snorted and pulled her into a sitting position on his lap. “How could I not be baby? Teased me all fucking day with that stupid film. Couldn’t get it out of my head all day.”

“Oh my gosh, this is so embarrassing,” She whimpered, hiding her face in the crook of Tom’s neck. “I promise that I’m not a deranged weirdo, I-”

“Darling, no! How could I think that? You’ve just never told me that you wanted anything like that. I was just surprised.” Tom said, brushing her hair away from her neck to kiss it lovingly. “I adore you, always and forever. I could never think that you’re deranged, you’re much too intelligent, love.”

She stayed silent, but raised her head to give the corner of Tom’s jaw a kiss.

“You know that if you want that, you can say so. All we need to do is figure out a safe word, don’t want you getting hurt.” Tom said, looking down at her.

“Wait, do you, like, want to do,” She paused shyly, “that?”

Throwing his head back, Tom laughed so loud that she could feel his chest rumble from her position, curled into the warmth of his body. “Course I do? Are you fucking kidding? Why do you think I’ve been so needy? I love you and I wanna give you what you want, so what I’m saying is, if you want me to be rougher, than ask me.”

She cocked her head to the side, “But do you? Want to do that?” She asked, fumbling with the hem of Tom’s T-shirt.

“Yes, sweetheart, badly.” Tom assured her, shifting her position on his lap so he could look her directly in the eye. “Ask me.”

“Tom,” She started, a rosy flush consuming her normal skin tone, “could you please be more dominant in bed? I’d really, really like it.” Her voice was soft, barely above a whisper and she pressed her face into Tom’s shoulder once again.

Seizing her waist and throwing her back onto the couch, he moved in between her parted legs. His voice was gruff and deep when he answered her, “Course, baby, all you had to do was ask.” Tom yanked the shirt of his that she had borrowed open, “if I start to hurt you, the safe word is ‘tulip’, alright? Say it back to me so I know that you’ve heard it.”

Tom’s hands curled around the bare skin of her waist as he lightly bit down on her collarbone. “Darling, tell me the word.”

Her eyelashes fluttered against her brow bone as she tried to keep her eyes open, “Tulip.” She gasped out, “Tom, please, more.”

Smirking, Tom did just that.


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You Can Grow Your Own Way by Sharon
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© 2017 Sharon Boswall | No re-blogs to NSFW/18+ blogs please.  

Do you think maybe the title of the photo falls into the category of “misheard song lyrics”??  Susies are still very much in bloom and earlier in the season I took so many photos of them becoming the little susie-cuties they are.  Let’s face it though, some of them can look like downright creeps and weirdos before they get to where they are growing!! And yes, love, love, love Macy’s cover. Don’t you?

Face Masks-Grayson Dolan Imagine

Request: nope but this has been sitting in my notes on my phone for a couple months and I just decided to finish it at 2am.

Warning: fluff

Word count: 927 words

Just a quick reminder that requests are open for any of the people listed in my masterlist but it may take me a long time to finish and post your request.

And yay for my first Dolan twin imagine post!!

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“What are these?” Grayson asked, walking into the living room where you were currently inhabited.

You’re eyes were glued to your phone, scanning through Twitter as you sat criss-cross on the couch. “Hm?” you asked, looking up to where he now stood in front of you.

In his hands were two charcoal face masks that you had bought the previous week. “Face masks,” you said simply.

“Why do you have them?” his eyebrow shot up in curiosity.

Turning your phone off, you set it down so your full attention was on your boyfriend. “I got it for me and (Y/B/F) but she was being a bitch this past week so I haven’t been in the mood to hang out with her.”

His eyes lit up, “Do you want to try them?”


“This feels weird,” his face scrunched up.

You slapped his arm lightly, “Stop moving your face,” you laughed.

He did as you said and let his face fall, “But it’s oddly cold,” he whined.

“Pain is beauty,” you pecked his lips before focusing your attention on spreading the black goo on his face. 

Seconds later, his hair fell into your progress so far making you groan. “What?” he asked. “Do I not look beautiful yet?” he mocked.

“No, you’re hair is in the way,” you sighed, looking around for something to hold his hair back and your eyes fell on the hair band Grayson and Ethan used for a recent YouTube video.

You put your hand up to tell him to wait and slid off of his lap to reach the hair band. A large smile spread across your lips as you climbed back on his lap, hair band in hand.

Your smile continued to grow as you wrapped it around his head to pull his hair back. “Oh my god,” you laughed, covering your mouth with your hand.

“I look stupid, don’t I?” he groaned, reaching his hand up to run down his face, but you quickly slapped it away so it wouldn’t ruin your progress.

You bit your lip, “Well…that’s not the point.”

He looked up at you with a serious expression and you only chuckled in response, “This was your idea, remember that,” you poked his chest.

“Yeah yeah,” he shooed off your accusation.

Rolling your eyes, you continued with the painting of his face. Once finishing his forehead, you moved down to his cheeks and rubbed them lightly with the mask.

After finishing one cheek, you were about to start his other cheek when you saw a smile etched on his face along with his eyes beaming up at you.

“Stop smiling.”

“I can’t.”

You sighed and added more goo to your hand to smother onto his cheek and chin. “And why is that?”

“Because you’re beautiful.”

Your hand hesitated slightly before continuing you work. “Shush,” you mumbled, blushing.

His smile grew, making it harder for you to apply the mask. “Gray,” you groaned.

A childish giggle escaped his lips before he quickly stole a kiss, making some of his mask rub off on your face. “Grayson!” you laughed.

“Come on (Y/n), don’t I look sexy,” his eyes were filled with humor.

You took in his appearance, his hair sticking up from the head band, face completely painted black, and his body adorned in sweats. “Always,” you responded.

His smile grew even wider, if possible, as you finished up the mask on his face. “Done,” you examined your work, making sure it was even everywhere on his face.

With wide eyes, he pulled his phone from his pocket and opened snapchat to examine your work. “Oh my god I look so stupid,” he laughed. “Does that mean it’s your turn?” his eyes lit up.

Pulling off your hair band from around your wrist, you tied your hair in a high ponytail, nodding. “Yeah.”

He rubbed his hands together maniacally, “This is gonna be fun,” he giggled. 

You rolled your eyes. “Just try and spread it evenly,” you advised, grabbing the other packet from the coffee table and sitting down on his legs which were outstretched on the couch.

Squeezing some of the liquid onto his fingers, he grimaced at the texture before pressing his sticky fingers against your face. The look of pure concentration on his face made you giggle at how serious he was about this.

After much longer than necessary, he finally finished leaving you questioning how well he had actually done. Pulling up the selfie mode on Snapchat you examined his work. “Not bad Dolan,” you said, looking back towards your boyfriend.

His signature smile graced his face again leaving you wondering why he was especially happy today. “What?”

“I love you." 

"I love you too you weirdo,” you laughed.

He leaned forward to connect your lips but you leaned backwards. “The masks are still wet, Gray,” you reprimanded him.

“I don’t care,” he mumbled before pressing his lips lightly against yours. 

You felt yourself smile against his lips as you started to move your lips against his. 

Just before the kiss had gotten deeper, he pulled back, his eyes seemingly sparkling. “Let’s get a picture for Instagram.”

You nodded, cheeks hurting from smiling so much. Reaching out your hand, you helped him stand up before walking to the bathroom so he could take a picture from the mirror.

Wrapping one arm around you he pulled you against his chest while resting his chin on your shoulder. Turning your head to the side slightly, a wide smile made its way onto your face. 

Moments later he turned you around to face him, pulling up his phone to show you the picture. You smiled down at the picture in front of you. “Instagram worthy?”

You nodded. “I love you Gray.”

Glancing down from his phone he returned your smile, “I love you too (Y/n).”

Surprise Kisses / Astro

MJ:

This guy is gonna be giggling and teasing you so much. He always loves skinship with you, and probably is the one to initiate it most of the time, so he’s be more than happy when you kiss him randomly

“Aish jagi~ If you wanted a kiss so bad, you could have just asked~” *cue cheesy wink*

Jinjin:

Another one to giggle and tease but more on the giggling side. To me, Jinjin   seems kinda shy, so the sudden skinship might fluster him a bit.

“Why must you do this to me?”

Eunwoo:

In my opinion, Eunwoo gives off more of a chill vibe than the rest, and skinship is pretty well balanced. If you gave him a quick kiss out of no where, he would just smile and return the kiss, or poke a little bit of fun at you, it’s either/or with him.

“You’re so cute, you know that?”
(I’m picturing Eunwoo’s smile and I wanna cry hE’S SO BEAUTIFUL ;-;)

Rocky:

tHiS gUy, dOnT dO tHat tO tHis guY. Literally, please don’t. His ego will boost up, he’ll think he’s all that and a bag of chips, all cause his s/o “can’t resist” him. Can and will bring it up at the most random times to fluster you, and will tease you so much.

“Hey Y/N! Remember that one time?!”

Moonbin:

Little weirdo. Will legit just sit there giggling with a huge grin on his face. He’s a huge cuddler so skinship is constant between you two. He loves any sort of affection you give him, so you giving him a little smooch would just make him super happy

“Uh Binnie? Are you ok?” - you
*giggling to himself* -him

Sanha

This boy would instantly become a big puddle of blushing goo. Since he strikes me as a shyer member, I don’t think skinship would occur often between you guys, and when it does, you’re usually the one to initiate it. After recieving a surprise peck, his face would turn bright pink and he’d become really flustered and shy. He wouldn’t dislike it though.

“W-What was that for?” /Flustered Sanha is flustered/

Somebody Else Pt 1

Pt 2

Rating: NC-17

Genre: Smut, Angst, college AU

Pairing: Jungkook x reader x Taehyung

Warnings: Cheating, Explicit sexual content. 

Summary:  You had met Jungkook on a summer day at the age of 10,  at 12 you became best friends,  at 14 you had your first kiss,  at 15 you fell in love and at 16 you made love. You’ve never really knew what heartbreak was until at the age of 18 he broke your heart.

Inspired by Somebody else by the 1975. 

A/N: Sorry if i have grammar mistakes, English is not my first language.



You had met Jungkook on a summer day at the age of 10 when a moving truck parked down at the house next door, from which a small boy with rabbit teeth and black hair came down. Your mother told you to help the neighbors pick up the boxes from the truck while she would welcome the new neighbors. You had never been a very conversational person so when your mother ordered you to help your neighbors you could not help grumbling. You left your house and approached the moving truck where the black haired kid was struggling to lift a large box, when he noticed your presence he left the box on the floor and looked a little surprised by the sudden appearance of a new face in front of him.

“Emm… hello, I’m the next door neighbor, do you need some help with that?” You said pointing to the box that was now on the floor. The boy smiled broadly, showing his rabbit’s teeth and exclaimed; “Yes please!” You approached him and together carried the box to the door of his house. “I’m Jungkook by the way” he said.

“I’m Y/N” you answer with a little grin.

From that day on you began to spend more time together and became friends really fast but it was not until the age of 12 that you became best friends after your first crush broke your heart and went with another girl, Jungkook was so annoyed that made the other kid trip on purpose at school making him loose a tooth, the principal had to call Jungkook’s parents and he was grounded for a week without being able to see you, a week that became eternally long but worth it.

At 14 you had your first kiss, it was at a party playing spin the bottle, never in a thousand years it had crossed your mind to give a kiss to your best friend, sure … he was cute, but he was your friend, it was just something forbidden to think. It was your turn to turn the bottle and when it stopped, pointing at the young man with black hair, your blood froze. No no no! This could not be happening, but Jungkook thought otherwise, he slowly came up to you putting his right hand on your cheek and gave you a small but warm kiss on your lips.

From that night everything started falling in its place, your friendship was evolving into something more, into something real; dates, little kisses, holding hands and cuddling.

At 15 you fell in love declaring your love under the stars. You had decided to spend the holidays in the Jeon’s summer house together with your family and his parents, a little bored of the conversation of the elders you and Jungkook excused yourselves and went outside to see the stars. His house was on the beach and Jungkook loved the ocean so he did not miss an opportunity to crawl you with him into the water.

You stood waist deep in the ocean at 11:00pm in nothing but your undies and bra, Jungkook was in nothing but his boxers. You asked him to kiss you and he smiled simply moving closer and kissing you, he didn’t hesitate to add tongue. After a few moments you both pulled away. In that night in the shelter of his arms, and the starts as your witness he said the words you have been dying to hear ever since he first kissed you.

“I love you Y/N”. You tried not to smile too much so you didn’t look like a weirdo but you were too happy to hide it, you put your hands in his shoulders and kissed him harder than ever. “I love you too Jungkook”.

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