i love you so much ogm

EXO STANS WHEN THEIR BIAS RELEASES A SOLO (OT12):

baekhyun stans:

  • heavy breathing
  • pre-order the moment it’s announced
  • screaming internally externally 25/7 until release date
  • when they listen to the title track they’re gonna flood your tumblr dash with high quality pics from photoshoots and not give a shit about your notifs 
  • giving him well-deserved praise on every social media account they have
  • probably still talking about it years after it’s released
  • wheeze
  • “his vocals will be the death of me”

chanyeol stans:

  • take the opportunity to make more memes out of lyrics
  • they’re probably happier than the happy virus ngl
  • spamming pcy’s instagram photos with positive comments
  • if not spamming they’re probably talking about it nonstop
  • forcing the other stans to fangirl with them even if they don’t give a shit about the album colors
  • sCREECH
  • dreaming about purchasing concert tickets
  • “i think i just wet my pants”

jongdae stans:

  • thirsty af
  • taking advantage of the attention to troll people with fake news because they just need a creative way to express their excitement
  • talking non stop about how good his vocals are gonna be
  • they’re basically their normal crazy selves but on drugs
  • so like 
  • wild af
  • they’re also really proud bc he finally got the attention he deserves
  • “jongdae’s vocals in exo are good but these aRE GONNA BE GREAT”

kyungsoo stans:

  • they’re already used to it
  • like kyungsoo is an actor this is nothing
  • but they’re still hyperventilating on the inside
  • like normally they’re really reserved but
  • when this is announced we might see the rare, hyper side of them
  • but then again there’s gonna be that minority of chill ass kyungsoo fans that are like “yeah that’s right peasants praise him”
  • supportive af
  • “see kyungsoo’s career is only gonna get better and better so appreciate him you fucking snakes”

jongin stans:

  • actually choking
  • probably more excited for the choreo than the music ngl
  • but they’re still really excited for the music because their favourite favourite dancing sex beast oppa is here to get everyone pregnant thROUGH THEIR EARS
  • they’re even thirstier than jongdae stans
  • daydreaming about jongin singing a cute song to change up the style
  • but also daydreaming about jongin singing a fucking sensual song where the choreo includes him humping the floor
  • they just want jongin to pursue what he loves
  • “jongin will finally have a prime opportunity to express his emotions through all of that dancing and singing and ability to kill a million fangirls with a hip thrust”

kris stans:

  • wondering if it will be in english
  • also wondering if its in english if they’ll be able to understand it or not
  • probably also wondering if it’s gonna include another type of drink other than juice because we all know kris loves drinking drink drinks
  • they’re gonna be real excited for it
  • but then they’re also gonna be chill about it because kris
  • but then again they’re also gonna be anticipating it
  • so basically they’re like kyungsoo stans but too lazy to update people
  • “is he gonna rap about getting an elephant pregnant”

yixing stans:

  • so firstly they’re gonna be like “he’s overworking himself again”
  • but then they’re gonna give their endless support because they know yixing loves what he does
  • they’re gonna scan all his social media accounts for clues as to what his album is gonna sound like
  • and once they find a clip they’re gonna try putting pieces together into a song
  • basically they just really love his shit
  • but then they’re also like “we don’t deserve this angel”
  • “yixing’s career is a beautiful piece of art”

luhan stans:

  • they get used to it because it happens every 3 weeks
  • and that’s hardly an exaggeration
  • they’re blessed by the consistency of luhan music
  • but they’re confused as to whether or not this new album will have more than two songs
  • and they’re also confused as to whether or not this new album is gonna have another song that literally has sex and orgasm written all over it
  • they’re gonna support him all the way 100% but
  • they secretly deep down inside just wish he could make a sequel to “blow it like a flute”
  • “the sexual deerman needs to make a return”

junmyeon stans:

  • so they’re basically gonna be like “is this happening”
  • half of them will be like “oh god”
  • and the other half of them will be like “oH GOd”
  • they’d be all happy and supportive and literal angels 
  • but then they’d also be constantly saving up their money because the mother of exo said so
  • they’d also be praying to see the sexy side of junmyeon
  • like if they went to a concert they’d be like “i’d better see some abs tonight or else i’m gonna flip”
  • “junmyeon’s talent will finally be recognized and he will finally be known as something else other than exo’s mother and sehun’s babysitter”

sehun stans:

  • so basically they’d be all like “sOMEONE PASS THE FUCKING HOLY WATER BECAUSE I’M GONNA NEED TO DROWN MYSELF”
  • and “OGM HE’S GONNA BE SINGING????>>>>/?. S-I-N-G-I-N-G”
  • and probably “i’m choking so much and it isn’t even on a dick this time”
  • and quite possibly “YOU UNAPPRECIATIVE SNAKES OUR MAKNAE IS RELEASING A SOLO HOW COULD YOU SAY I’M OVERREACTING”
  • but then they’re also like “i bet it’s gonna have a diss track about junmyeon’s motherly love”
  • but then they’re also gonna be like “dying dying dying dying can you see me can you see me i’m d y in g”
  • and when it comes out they’ll be talking about how we should all kiss his toes or something because he’s an angel sent from God
  • “he’s finally gonna be able to sing and rap for more than 7.12 seconds”

tao stans:

  • supporting tao on weibo
  • trying to send him a gucci bag as thanks for his hard work
  • also probably having dreams about his title track being called “the shower — a story about my ge ge”
  • but then also screeching to other tao stans about how he should be more popular in china
  • but then also rewatching every happy camp episode he’s ever been on and watching him star in “that one movie with jackie chan”
  • appreciating how he’s trying out “different styles” and collabing with chill artists 
  • but also just wanting him to find success
  • “just rap about showers and gucci”

minseok stans:

  • proudly announcing to the world that their xiudaddy is making them thirsty af and they can’t do anything about it because his abs are their religion
  • also proudly announcing to antis that minseok is gonna kill fangirls with his unpredictable handsomeness and creating damage to some unrepairable extent
  • making “minseok high note compilations” to hYPe everyone up for the release of the album
  • even though they’re normally chill they’re gonna be a bit extra today
  • supporting him to the ends of the earth
  • debating among themselves which minseok is coming out to play
  • like is it sexy beast “i will kill your ovaries with my eyes” minseok or is it aegyo baozi prince “just give me your ovaries because you don’t stand a chance against this flower boy” minseok
  • “give me holy water because his abs are my religion”

anonymous asked:

Oh my god please write another chapter of the Namjoon reaper story thing. It's the best fan fic/creative writing/ whatever you want to call it I've ever read. I love it so much! Please write again soon ❤️ ~reaperanon

Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 5 // Part 6 // Part 7 // Part 8  // Part 9// Part 10  // Part 11  // Part 12  // Part 13 // Part 14 // Part 15 // Part 16 // Part 17 // Finale

I WAS TOO EXCITED SO I HAD TO POST IT OMG OMG OGM GOMG GOMG OGM GOM GOGM HJFSDHFJSDYTHR. ALSO I LOVE YOUR ANON NAME I’LL BE ANTICIPATING YOUR RETURN NEXT TIME.

Check out the side series of all the other reapers!!

Suga // J-hope // Jungkook  

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“Don’t look at any of them. They’re all dying reaper’s.” Hoseok instructs as you follow him down the dim, almost black hall. He forced you to hold onto his hand because of how bad your eyesight was compared to his. The walls were paper thin as far as you could see, and there was no door on any of the rooms. Looking through them, there would be things you couldn’t imagine happening in such an open space. People were having sex, some were injecting something into their arms. Others were fighting aggressively. In every room, someone was making some sort of strangled gurgle that made you stick much too close to Hoseok. You couldn’t help but close your eyes as you walked with him down the seemingly never ending hallway.

As you finally made it to a room with thick walls and double sliding doors, he tapped on the door and was let in right away by a boy. The boy had black hair, he was tall, and his doe eyes made him look very childish despite the pained expression he wore.

When the door closed, lights flicked on around you, and you could finally see exactly what you’d been missing out on. There were 2 other boys besides Hoseok in the room, wearing strange clothes that could’ve been costumes. They were merely just thin robes, black with grey outlines of patterns you couldn’t believe. Floral printing, or merely just vines with the simple flower pattern here and there. The clothing style was vastly different to their modern and chic haircuts. The one who opened the door sat down in the chair in the corner, picking at his robes. Looking around, you noticed you seemed to be in a bed chamber. It was decorated lavishly, a king sized bed with satin coverings on one side, with a wardrobe made from polished wood that was hung open with clothes spilling from it. In the other corner was a small table with pillows surrounding it, where the other boy sat, eyes wild and a grin perking up his face.

“Taehyung, don’t stare at guests like that.” Hoseok kicked him in the side, but Taehyung slapped his foot away. Hoseok wasn’t wearing the same clothes as them, but you noticed he looked as if he’d just woken up.

“I take it you touched him?” Hoseok wondered, turning around after noticing you were giving him a once over. He sat beside the one known as Taehyung, who bounced up to greet you. By the look on Hoseok’s face, you should’ve been distressed as he barreled towards you at full speed. You attempted to dodge his touch, but the one who broke the almost physical interaction was neither who you expected. It was the young looking one, who was sitting on a different corner of the large room. He held Taehyung at arm’s length with a sour expression, before slapping him right across the face.

“She’s a human, you idiot! If you touch her she’ll die, you know.” The younger one snapped, shoving Taehyung’s shoulder so he would back up. He didn’t move an inch. Instead, he looked at you with  the same wild eyes he had before, and you wondered if he was high on something.

“She just smells like Namjoon…I miss him…”

“You’re damn right she smell’s like Namjoon. Come sit down, Taehyung, you need to go out soon.”

“You’re right!” He sounded surprised, as if he had just realized he had to leave soon. Taehyung disregarded you, going back to the table and sitting beside Hoseok, who handed him a cup of steaming liquid that looked like tea. Still, you weren’t entirely sure.

“He’s the reaper of overdose.” The younger one spoke lazily, slowly, like he was struggling to make his words out, but you still understood. Hoseok seemed to be taking care of them as a parent would to their child.

“Jungkook, go sit back down. Doesn’t it hurt?”

“Mm,” he replied, looking at you and giving a warm smile. “It hurts so bad.”

“(Y/N), could you help him sit down? Jungkook had to deal with a few angry souls today and his energy is running low. He’s never dealt with having so few souls harvested before, so it really hurts him.”

“I’m fine.” He promised, waving you off and shuffling towards where the other boys were. “I’d just end up taking her soul.”

“You idiot, you can’t!” Hoseok chuckled, taking his hand as he sat down so the younger wouldn’t fall over. “You’re only here to harvest animal and babies souls.”

“Babies?” You squeaked, and Hoseok nodded. He signaled for you to sit down beside Jungkook, and you hesitated.

“Jungkook’s no threat to a fully grown human woman. He can only harvest the souls of animals and babies. It’s just he thinks he’s hot shit because he’s still young. He’s going through a phase.”

“If I wasn’t in so much pain I’d stab you a few hundred times with Taehyung’s jaw.” Jungkook retorted, sounding utterly tired and lifeless. His blinks were heavy and slow.

“Man, that’s sharp.” Hoseok replied, sticking his tongue out and readjusting the cup for Taehyung, who seemed to be spilling the hot liquid everywhere but in his mouth.

“Stop giving him that look. He’s been like this since the 50′s. Taehyung stole this body from a man who was utterly ruined. He stumbled upon it while he was drowning, and he hasn’t been able to escape ever since. One day we’ll find a way out of that body, buddy.” Hoseok tapped him on the shoulder, and Taehyung twitched maniacally. Jungkook chuckled a few times, before choking on phlegm in his throat and falling silent all together. You felt bad for Jungkook, even after knowing he was probably a few hundred years older than you. Having to deal with the pain of watching the soul’s of babies pass on so early must be heart breaking. You sat beside him.

“Anyway,” Hoseok moved on once more. “Back to Namjoon.”

“Why was he lying?” You asked, but Hoseok merely shrugged.

“Beats me. I haven’t spoken to Namjoon for a good 93 years. I’m hoping to make it to 100 before asking him how he’s doing. I can only tell you about his past with humans.”

“Tell me,” you cut in, and Hoseok laughed. “I may be able to find out without your help.”

“Good luck with that, human. It was in Europe, during the 1300′s, poor guy. He was still young, the strongest reaper to have lived during that time. He’d fallen mad for some sad little maiden who was being forced to marry her cousin. She was only 18, too old to be married to anyone else. You know all that, girls only being about 14 when married, right? Anyway, he saw her every night, before she finally got married. He’d gone to the home of the man and that girl, before finding her dead on the floor. Her soul was long gone by then, so we can only guess who took the soul.”

“Yoongi,” Jungkook nodded in response, earning a flick from Hoseok.

“I wanted to say it!” He complained, but you merely kept him on by narrowing your eyes in his direction.

“Right, moving on. After finding her dead he went on a pretty mad rampage, for two years. He killed every human in his path no exceptions. That’s how the black plague is known as today, to you sad little humans.”

You were shocked, but once again had to disagree with him. “You’re wrong. Namjoon is only a physical reaper, and the black death is an illness.”

“Namjoon was the first reaper,” Jungkook explained. Taehyung nodded furiously, his hand shaking so badly the liquid was no longer in the cup. Hoseok sighed, taking the cup from him and placing it on the table with a loud bang.

“So that means he controlled every death, no exceptions. As the world grew bigger, more people began to die of different things, and more frequently as well. Even for someone who never needs to eat, sleep or drink to continue functioning, that’s a tiring job. He couldn’t make it by himself, so our master began to add more reaper’s until now. That’s the dysfunctional cycle of us, now.” Hoseok finished off for Jungkook, who seemed to be trying to catch his breath.

“So you’re telling me Namjoon was the one who killed almost 50% of Europe’s population back then over a girl?” You kept glancing over at the wheezing Jungkook, who was pounding on his chest violently. The other’s didn’t seem to notice his struggle.

“Yeah, that’s exactly what I’m saying. He never seemed to like human’s after that, not one bit. It’s a surprise he likes you, really. I never said Namjoon was smart, just strong. To be totally honest, I think that guy’s a fucking idiot.” Once Hoseok had stopped speaking, Jungkook fell backwards onto the floor, causing you to gasp and shuffle over to him.

“Oh my god, is he alright?”

“Don’t touch him!” Hoseok snapped, leaning across the table and yanking on your arm that was ready to touch Jungkook’s forehead. “He’s in a bad state. If Jungkook touches you right now he’ll probably not survive the struggle. In a few weeks he’ll wake up and be ready to continue harvesting.”

“Weeks? I thought we weren’t at risk of dying if I touched him?” You whispered, looking at his pained face twist in the agony. Hoseok made Taehyung stand up and drag him towards the bed on the other side of the room.

“He’s in a state where if he touches a human he’s forbidden to harvest souls from, his body will disappear and so will begin the new era of a reaper taking Jungkook’s spot. Just leave it alone, alright? When Jungkook wakes up he wouldn’t want to know a human was worrying about him. He doesn’t need more of a reason to love humans, especially with the girl who stole his no heart. Taehyung, stay with him for now.”

“Why are you so calm about this?” You wondered, watching as Taehyung merely dropped the younger onto the bed, before messily placing blankets over his disoriented body and placing a damp cloth onto his head.

“Because he won’t die. Reaper’s don’t die unless our master want’s us gone, or if they harvest a forbidden soul. Luckily, our master really seems to love Jungkook. Now, what else do you want to hear?” He quickly changed the subject, forcing your eyes on him instead of Jungkook’s tangled body.

You could barely tear your eyes off of the sight that was Jungkook, to look at Hoseok. All of this was overwhelming and it terrified you. You could see grim reaper’s in an entirely different light, now, and it no longer just scared you, but it saddened you. Their struggle was harder than any human’s life was, especially due to the fact that they were the ones constantly dealing with the pain of death. The fact was they would never have a peaceful death of their own. Reaper’s didn’t dictate their own lives, they only did the bidding for this ‘master’ Hoseok seemed to speak off so highly.

A scream erupted from behind the door you’d come through, and your eyes snapped towards the door and back to Hoseok. He seemed just as concerned as you, staring at the wooden barriers as if waiting…anticipating. You turned your head once the door crashed open.

It was Jimin, standing there covered in blood and an unhappy expression plastered on his face.

“It’s you! I’ve been looking everywhere for you! Did you miss me? Thanks to you I woke up at the bottom of a lake! Hoseok, what are you doing taking care of Namjoon’s property?”

Hoseok stepped away from you,  sticking his hands behind his back. “I didn’t say I was taking care of her.”

No. There was no way this was happening. Hoseok was going to hand you over to Jimin as if it was nothing? No way, no way!

“Oh, so you don’t mind if I kill her? This is the last time I’m going to have my neck snapped over a fucking human, you hear me?” He growled, taking a fistful of your jacket and bringing his face close to yours. Jimin wasn’t breathing at all, but you knew it was merely because reaper’s didn’t have too.

“Why not just take her?” Hoseok recommended, as if he were trying to strike a deal with him. Your voice was caught in your throat, and you desperately looked around for a savior. Namjoon wasn’t here, and you weren’t sure if he was going to look for you after the fight you’d had.

“She’s more valuable alive than dead, Jimin.” Hoseok continued, placing a hand on Jimin’s shoulder firmly. You let out a shaky breath, closing your eyes tightly.

“You know Namjoon will come looking for her after finding out you took her, right? I know you want to get rid of Jin just as much as I do. Just keep her for now, and if Namjoon doesn’t come within the week off her, or…whatever you want to do with her.”

“No-” you choked out, only to be shaken by Jimin. You didn’t open your eyes, too afraid to see his expression. You didn’t want the last thing you saw before dying was to be his face.

“You’re right.” Jimin finally decided, loosening the grip he had on you; but barely. “Would you like to have some fun with me, human girl?”

“No, no I would-” but it was too late. Jimin hit you so hard you fell back, unable to keep your eyes open. You were out cold.

anonymous asked:

Fangirl/rant/vent about stuff

Okay..brace yourselves dude…MAMAMOO THO. FUCKING HELL EVERYSINGLE ONE OF THEM IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND OGM THEY HAD A COMEBACK RECENTLY WITH YES I AM AND AZEGAG AND I JUST CANNOT BECAUSE THEY ARE SO FUCKING GORGEOUS AND TALENTED AND MR REMOVEDS PROVE THAT AF AND I JUST CANNOT WITH HOW ON POINT THEY ALWAYS AREEEEE. MY FAVE SONG IS DECALCOMANIE THO AND IM TELLING YOU I FUCKING LOVE LIVE PERFORMANCES BY MAMAMOO SF MUCH HORRY SHITEU, THEY NEVER FAIL TO ENTERTAIN YOU AND THEN THERES MOONBYUL MY FUCKIJG BIAS BEING HOT AND SEXY ALL THE TIME AND I LOVE HER VOICE AND WHEN SHES IN SUITS AND WHEN SHES BEING GREASY AND GAY AF LIKE SHES MY INSPIRATION I LOVE H E R SO MUCH KSKGJDJFJD coUghS anD THEN THERES SOLAR WITH HER LEGIT 100/10 VOICE ALWAYS BEING ON POINT WITH HER HIGHNOTES AND WHEN SHES SINGING LIVE SHE ALWAYS SINGS EVERYONES PARTS TOO LIKE SHES SF STABLE THEN THERES FUCKING HWASA. FUCKING DAMN HWASA. ISTG I KNEW I WAS 6900% GAY BC OF HWASA AND HER DAMN BODY,LIKE SHES LEGIT GOALS AND I WANT TO BE AS CONFIDENT AS HER I LOVE LOOKING AT HER AND NOT FEELING FAT (“: THEN THERES WHEEIN WITH HER CUTE AND ADORABLE PERSONALITY AND SHES SO LIT AND SO AWESOME ANDOGJDOCJD I LOVE MAMAMOO OKAY. AND FOR THE FUCKING RANTING ISTG THEY NEED MORE APPRECIATION BECAUSE OF HOW TALENTED AND HOW PRECIOUS THEY ARE (”:. AND MY BABYS WON THEIR 2ND WIN TODAY AND IM JUST SO HAPPY (“:
THEN THERES TWICE AND ISTG IF I GO INTO THEM IMMA CRY BECAUSE YES (”:

.Lmao sorry for this long ass rant (“: