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random quotes from Super Best Friends play Final Fantasy XV

“I want him to just pick this thing [Carbuncle] up and eat it.”

“I remember that first trailer back when I was nine. This game took 85 years to come out.”

“Noctis looks like such an asshole I can’t stand it.”

In game: Find out what Gladiolus is weak to and let him have it.
Matt: “He’s weak to insults about his performance in the bedroom.”

“Prompto is the most boyband of them all.”

“When Noctis’s Papa Roach CD is done, the game is over.”

Patt: “I will rescue you buddy.” *revives Prompto*
Matt: “I rescued you with my magical boy hands.”
Patt: “My magical boy hands for my magical boy bands.”

“When teaming up with your buddies nobody can stop the amount of dicks you draw on each others faces.”

*seeing Ifrit in the first cutscene*
Patt: “The fact that it’s a perfect naked man that will not leave his chair–”
Matt: “I feel like at the end of my life that’s what I’ll be fighting. And I will fail.”

*imitating Regis* “So your boybands doing shit huh, what, you’re gonna go on tour?”

“Gladio can you please button up your shirt it’s distracting everyone.”

“Gladiolus looks like he’s from The Bouncer. In fact he might be from The Bouncer for all we know.”

“Gladiolus and Ignis look like that one guy from The Bouncer in the cactaur outfit put into two people.”

*Matt, imitating Regis again* “Remember Noctis, every moment you live is a disappointment for me.”

“And please… do something about your hair. It’s a constant embarrassment.”

*Patt, now imitating Regis* “You look like such an asshole, but, you’re my asshole.”

“It would really suck if he was doing the deed with Lunafreya, and he yells out some other dumb girls name in the Final Fantasy universe. Like ‘Oh! Yunalesca!’ and she’s like ‘Who the fuck is Yunalesca?’ ”

Matt: “Push the fucking car losers!”
Patt: “Push the car, and make sure that Gladio’s butt is the one that’s really in center there.”

“Why is Prompto always on the floor?”

“Wait, I don’t wanna play as Gladiolo– Gladiyolo, god–”

*after seeing Noctis summon his weapons* “No wonder she’s getting married, she probably saw that and went ‘Yes!’ ”

*sees Ignis walk off in the background* *Matt bursts into laughter* “Ignis is just like ‘fuck it I’m out of here!’.”

“I’m seeing photos people are posting of these guys taking selfies with themselves walking around in the background.”

Patt: “I just did a backflip slash for no reason, other than I think Noctis thought it was cool.”
Matt: “Well it’s because he knew Prompto was watching.”

“That should be the Logo of our channel – stop bitching, start killing.”

*Prompto starts singing the FF victory tune* “AHH!!– AH YEAH! ALL RIGHT, YOU WON ME OVER!”

*Ignis explains the Crownsguard attire* Patt: “Oh, so that’s why. They’re forced to dress boyband.”
Matt: “Or forced to dress like they just raided a Hot Topic.”
Patt: “It’s the law… So the King, that King? [Regis] Was like ‘everyone has to dress like this in my army’.”
Matt: “Okay, you know what? Fair enough. I never realize that.”
Patt: “That King is the weirdest old man in the world.”

*imitating Regis* “I want all the hot boys to dress in leather in my army.”

“Cindy, and one of these guys, I wanna help that along.”

Matt: “You know what this place [Hammerhead] needs!? It need one of those big inflatable floaty guys!”
Patt: “And it should be a cactaur.”
Matt: “Yeah! OH!! That makes me so excited!”
Patt: “There might be in here, who knows?”

“Why aren’t your lips moving Ignis?”

anonymous asked:

Bigbang's reaction to their idol s/o being paired with a different idol that isn't them?? + your blog is A+++!! I love it very much,, and your tags are so funny to read. keep up the great work you qt!!💞

Ah this is a cute request~ Thank you <3 You’re very sweet anon :”) that means alot to me! I’ll do my best to work harder for you guys <3 have a wonderful day~


BIG BANG’s reaction to their Idol Significant Other getting paired with another idol:

G-DRAGON - When news broke about your new project with SHINee’s Choi Minho, Jiyong was extremely happy for you. He would even send you a bouquet of your favorite flowers or a basket filled with cookies to send you his support. It wouldn’t bother him that much, but once the topic comes out in his interviews over and over again, he would get a bit pissed. In between breaks of interviews he would usually call you and rant about how annoying it was to get asked about your pairing. “Why does it matter?” Jiyong would roll his eyes, “At the end of the day, you don’t come home to Minho’s house, you come home to mine.”

TOP - When you told him you were going to do a CF with BEAST’s Kikwang, Seunghyun would be very supportive of you. He would even send in a food truck even when it was just a one day shoot. One who wouldn’t let cheap talk and the media get to him, at some point, he will be bothered by the constant murmuring of your relationship with him. Especially when that murmuring would reach your circle of friends. Seunghyun wouldn’t be enraged, but he would want to talk it out with you and how it bothers him. He would also be the type to just snuggle until his discomfort goes away.

TAEYANG - It was a huge uproar when it was formally announced that you and ZE:A’s Siwan would be in a drama together. It was a big deal and everyone celebrated and cheered. Youngbae was the most encouraging and supportive out of everyone you knew. He would make sure to visit you from time to time and would even pick you up when filming is done. He wouldn’t be the type to get bothered by it, but he would definitely feel a bit left out since everyone’s been talking about you and Siwan.”You know… I’m your boyfriend..” Youngbae would sulk from time to time.

DAESUNG - Daesung is a really private person, especially when it comes to his relationship with you. He’s not the type to be jealous easily, especially when it’s work related.In fact, Daesung would even cheer you on when you tell him about an upcoming collaboration project with Super Junior’s Ryeowook. He would be pretty proud of you especially since you are working with a talented sunbae. But Daesung would joke around from time to time when he finds you a little too immersed when you talk about Ryeowook.

SEUNGRI - It was on live broadcast when the hosts asks Seunghyun about your collaboration with Jay Park. He doesn’t mind at all, especially when he’s so proud of what you have accomplished. But Seunghyun would be a bit jealous especially when he sees pictures of you and Jay together. He would just laugh it off and maybe sometimes he would just awkwardly nod as a response. Seunghyun would jokingly tell the host that you should have done a collaboration with him instead, since he’s in Big Bang.

anonymous asked:

i love sophia so much. thats what you call someone a private person, her social media's are all private, her personal life is private i mean really how much do we even know about her? she's been dating liam for so long and we don't know much and thats what i love about her. then briana comes in who isn't even one of the girlfriend's but apparently she's extremely shy and private? that why we literally know every one in her family's name? and her personal life? okay

FUNNY THAT

We talk a lot, as a species, about the night sky. It’s one of those subjects that come up more often than, say, the social structure of bees. That’s just an example. Which is interesting because the social structure of bees is something. It is an active object that can be looked at, and the so much of the night sky is nothing at all. It is an empty box. And, like all emptiness, it is a mirror.



Or don’t listen to me. I’m just a lady driving deodorant from one place that doesn’t need it to another. I only say because, well, if you could see what I’m seeing you’d understand. The night sky is something striking right now against the dark silhouettes of the trees. It’s beautiful.


So much that I’ve seen is beautiful. More than you would think. Even the worse things. And isn’t it funny that the trees blot out the sky? Physical objects as shadows against the void.


We are nothing if not absurd. We are nothing.

—  Alice Isn’t Dead, Part 1, Chapter 1: Omelet

anonymous asked:

i just wanted to say thank you. naruto was a big part of my life and i consider this blog to be a part of it too. i shipped sasunaru for 8 years and this blog was as important as the actual manga, you were always so funny and in character and you respected all the ships. i'm sooooo happy youre continuing the blog because its almost like naruto isn't really ending after all

wow thank you so much! this is so amazingly nice i just teared up

yeah we’ll still keep the ship afloat no matter what. i could never leave the blog even if i thought about it a few times or get super bad art blocks and leave it neglected for months lmao this blog is kinda my link to everyone and everything i love about naruto i could never let it go eveerr