- literally begging him to let you play with his hair - “i dunno, love. my hair is very precious to me.” - “please, sirius. please.” - you give him the puppy eyes and pout your bottom lip - “no, no. stop that, please, sweetheart.” - he gives in pretty quickly after that - braiding his hair, putting it in a top knot, making him flower crowns, so many things with his hair - so much jealousy -“mine.” - him showing off in animagus form for you - james and remus roll their eyes - you just giggle and happily pet him bc dogs - piggyback rides between classes - wearing his leather jacket - him being very very proud - “that’s my girl.” - you literally wear his clothes all the time after that - so many inside jokes - DADDY KINK - “such a good girl for daddy, right sweetheart?” fUCK - having an infatuation with his hands - “they’re so huge!” - smirks. “my hands aren’t the only things that’re huge, love.” - you facepalm. “oh merlin.” - he’s such a gentleman like all the time - pulls out your chair, holds every single door open for you, etc etc - he’s so fussy over you and wants to cater to you 25/7 - “i’m thirsty.” - “you want water? i’ll get you some, love, stay here.” - always holding hands - kissing the top of your head - you hugging him from behind and rest your head on his back while he talks to friends - he can’t stop grinning as he talks - him teasing you in public 25/7 because he’s horny every second of every day - you start teasing him as payback - daddy sirius punishing you for teasing him ;) - becoming the fifth marauder - remus is like your best friend - james is a brother figure to you - you make sirius a softie - like he gushes about you to the boys - “i’ve never felt this way about a girl before. she’s just- bloody hell, i love her.” - you’re his rock when it comes to his family problems - and vice versa - so much love and fluff and cuteness ugh
Happy Birthday to my favorite girl! We got to see many sides of you this past year, your smarts, your baking, your laughter, your tears. Thank you for being my precious baking angel whose heart is so big it’s ridiculous! You are so so considerate and funny and dorky it hurts me sometimes :/ I love you so so so much you have no idea; I would write paragraph after paragraph about why I love you but I have to stop before I get carried away~
Happy 23rd/24th Birthday to Son Seungwan, Red Velvet’s beautiful power vocalist and hamster! All I wish is for you to be healthy and happy, alongside your members always! (Because I am sure that is what you’d wish as well)
When you first heard the album, sitting with Harry in your backyard, Carolina was one of your favorites. It was catchy and it had good lyrics. It didn’t cross your mind that the song was written about someone else. But when Harry went on Nicks radio show and told the story of the song and who it was about, a wave of anger couldn’t help but overcome you. Each and every time you had the album on shuffle, you skipped it faster than you could blink. When it came on the radio you turned it down. If Harry started singing it, you left the room. You came to hate the song. Hearing your love of 3 years sing about how another girl “feels so good” and is “all i think about” didn’t exactly put you in a position to fawn all over the song. This is what you were trying to explain to Harry when he confronted you about your obvious dislike for the song.
“I know you don’t like Carolina. Why? You liked it when you first heard it, didn’t you? It was one of your favorites actually. What changed?” He asked you, when he stepped out of the shower, sitting next to you on the bed.
“Nothing changed. I like the song, its good.” you said coldly.
“Then why do you go out of your way to not listen to it, and when you have to, you cringe down to the last second?” His voice was angry mixed with a bit of sadness. He wasn’t yelling…yet. You knew your opinion mattered a lot to Harry. And although you didn’t like the song, you figured he deserved the truth.
“Fine Harry. You wanna know why I don’t like the damn song?” you said and he looked at you expectantly.
“It’s blatantly about another girl. You’re one of the most private people I know. You wouldn’t go out of your way to put the girls name in the song, put it on the album and sing it on national TV if it didn’t mean a lot to you. So excuse me if I don’t want to listen to my boyfriend sing about how another girl is all he thinks about.” you said getting more and more angry with each word that you said. Harry looked at you and didn’t say anything, so you continued.
“Harry that song makes me look like a fucking joke. And I know its your music and you have the right to write about anything you want to. But every time I look at you, I see you and her. Every time I hear that song, I think of you and her. And if she means that much to you, then why am I here?”
“Babe…you’re over reacting. Its just a song.” Harry said tears welling up in his eyes, and it was then that you realized that you were crying as well. “I can promise you that she doesn’t mean as much to me as you do. Tell me what I can do to fix this. A song isn’t worth loosing you. I swear, she meant something to me a while ago. And she’ll always mean something to me in the way of a friend. But you…I can’t live without you.”
Now you were full on sobbing, “Then why’d you write the song? Its not a sin for me to be upset about the song. And it’s not even the fact that you wrote the song, it’s the fact that you took the time to expose the girl and make it very clear that it was about her.”
“So you don’t want me to write about other girls and life experiences? That’s irrational. I’m always going to write songs about my life experiences. If you cant handle that, when we can end this.” he said angrily. He immediately regretted saying it when you got up and stormed out of the room.
“I don’t know what to do Gem. She won’t talk to me, she won’t look at me, she won’t let me touch her. I don’t sleep in the same bed as her anymore, she sleeps in the guest house. Not even in the guest room, the guest house. I feel like I’m losing her, and that can’t happen.” he said on the verge of tears as he spoke to his sister on the phone.
“How long has this been going on?” she asked him carefully.
He let out a long sigh, “about 4 days.”
“Honestly, she probably shut down because she feels like you haven’t acknowledged the fact that she’s hurt. Weather you feel like you did something wrong or not, she needs to know that you know and care that she’s hurting. If you haven’t made an effort to apologize to her, she won’t know that. Especially if you aren’t talking. And Harry, you have to admit, if the roles were reversed, you’d be pretty angry, too. I think you both need to talk because it sounds like to me, this argument is a two way street.”
He made his way down the small pathway to the guest house where you’ve been staying for the greater part of a week. You didn’t want to see him, hear his voice, speak to him or anything else. You knew you were overreacting just a little bit, but in your mind, you still had the right to be upset. He rang the doorbell and you automatically knew who it was. It was the first time he had been over since you left the main house.
“Love, baby, princess…let me in. Please?” and there was something in his voice that you couldn’t ignore, even if you wanted to. You made your way over to the door, and before you could even get it all the way open, Harry pushed himself inside and wrapped his arms around you. You tensed up at first, but then relaxed into this chest, realizing you missed him. You stood there, in the doorway hugging for a long time, the first connection you’ve had with him in days.
“Let’s talk, yeah?” he asked you sweetly, kissing your nose. You nodded and lead him over to the kitchen table. You sat, not saying anything to each other before he said,
“I’m sorry. I’m so so sorry. When I wrote that song, I wasn’t thinking. I met Townes-”
“Don’t say her name.”
“I met her a few years back. It was just before I met you. We had a few mutual friends and they set us up on a blind date. And I’m not going to lie, I had a lot of fun that night. But she was missing something, and I couldn’t quite put my finger on it. Plus the tour was about to start, so even just after one date, I broke it off.” He explained and you listened intently. “We remained in touch after that and I occasionally still talk to her. But I swear, she’s just a friend. She doesn’t mean nearly as much to me as you do. And when I said she was all I think about, its just a lyric. I don’t mean that literally. I deeply apologize if I made you question my love for you. That was never my intension. Its just a bloody song love. And yes it means something to me. Each and every one of my songs means something to me. But you…I could never express in words what you mean to me. I wrote countless songs about you- so, so many. But none of them bring you justice. You’re just that precious to me.” he said with a dimpled grin and a squeeze of your hand.
“I’m sorry too H. I overreacted. I shouldn’t have been so jealous. And your music is your music, and I don’t have the right to question your creativity. I’m sure she is a nice girl. She should be flattered. But can I ask you something. Obviously you don’t have to answer.”
“What do you want to know, my lovely?”
“Is there a song about me on your album.”
He looked at you with a devilish smirk and a gleam in his eye,
i want to compliment ALL my mutuals & my friends. because my anxiety kills me (thanks anon) mostly because i don’t contact people often,i just want them to know how much they mean to me. that i see them as ACTUAL friends. yes this is kinda like a follow forever. just with compliments! this is a hella long list! so i’m so sorry. i’m bad with telling your personality,so i’m so sorry. i didn’t wanna leave anybody out. family = bolded (basically means people i see as my real life friends) friends = italics (means that we might not talk alot,but you still mean alot to me)
▶“you can’t know rumors… you can hear them, but you can’t know them.” — hannah baker ▶“i cost a girl her life, because i was too afraid to love her.”
— clay jensen ▶“take care of yourself,” — tony padilla ▶“what does dtf mean?” — zach dempsey
guys i promise i have a jeff aesthetic, i just wanna post it separately. he’s my precious bean who deserves a whole separate set of appreciation.
i will also now take requests for 13 reasons why! you can always send them through my ask box or messages. thank you so so so much for 900 followers! i love all of you so much. lemme think of something cool to do for 1k. im super excited.
These catchphrases for ACNL villagers were collected on tumblr, contributors can be found at the bottom of this post. Remember
not to capitalise catchphrases or add punctuation marks as the game
takes care of this, according to wherever the catchphrase will show up
in a sentence. However, do capitalise greetings and use punctuations
marks in greetings unless you don’t want any.
Catchphrases for any villager
kweh / kupo / booper / ya know / your majesty / I guess / in America /
in bed / ba-bang / nifty / cool beans / hella / pumbloom / *pees* /
marmalade / darling / dear / sweetie / sweetheart / honey / love /
imagineer / human / robot / friend / jeaaaahhhh / I’m lying / yes? No? /
okey dokey / OK / I say / you see / you know / sugarcube / YOLO / TL;DR
/ orz / *censored* / in-game / …help me / [hiccup] / mean it / not
again / why me / shut up / stop that / hmm… / yeah / ugh / you’ll see /
dear / partner / bonjour / so funny / so sad / hon hon / no worries /
gotcha / you cutie / go away / come here / mind you / same / so what /
me, too / my child / golly / stay safe / take care / sniff
Catchphrases for normal villagers
dear / dearie / puddin’ / pumpkin / sweetie / mhm / mittens / sweet tart
/ honey / darling / heh / tea time / nutmeg / yippy / verily / books /
hun / baby / :3 / kiwi / mango / plum / papaya / love / sweetums / love
dove / balmy / doodles / breezy / ahaha / cupcake / hehe / nyah / if I
may / lovely / my friend / my love / o-okay / flower / oh my /
sweetheart / buddy / precious
Catchphrases for peppy villagers
yeah / girl / goof / sunshine / weirdo / for sure / lmao / like, yeah /
omg / LOL / girl power / shiny / totally / totes / like OMG / y'know /
yay / notice me / :3 / pudding / jeepers / doll / bonbon / zippy / sunny
/ rosy / hoorah / boosh / cutie pie / yayzies / boop / yo / hooray / my
fan / aha / twinkle / sparkle / ta-da / teehee / bestie / [sings] / and
like / much wow / wow / aww snap / superduper / sugar / silly / like /
hm? / sugarbear
Catchphrases for snooty villagers
wow / peasant / dear / floozy / wild one / posh / darling / hrmp / oh
dear / babe / um / hipster / fancy / fancypants / mrrrow / dawling /
kisskiss / darling / dearie / sweetie / hey bby / #tweet / #selfie / my
pet / dahling / belle / capiche / la-di-da / cheeky / swanky / uppity /
ugh / right / honey / fancy / you wish / my pet / quite so / whatever /
sweetheart / mon dieu / hmph / ridiculous
Catchphrases for uchi villagers
lil sis / son / pumpkin / sweetie / dude / lovely / sister / friend / aw
yeah / maaan / sugar / little sis / mm hm / girls / sis / bro / awesome
/ dude / hey bby / hun / yeah yeah / yeah right / whatever / junior /
dainty / precious / foxy / nifty / nimble / friend / sugar pie / kid /
cutie / gotcha / am I right / cuz / dudette / sweetie / twerp / uhh… yea
/ 10/10 / neh
Catchphrases for cranky villagers
ugh / punk / darn it / lass / sprout / child / ugh… / you kids / urgh /
sweet / dagnabbit / durnit / you child / tch / kiddo / who am I? / ech /
Billy / ya jerk / get lost / snappish / maroon / huff / tart / crabby /
surly / seriously / grumps / kiddo / youngster / boss / NOT / …I guess /
MWAHAHAHA / suck it / or else / human / nyeh / hmph / [sigh] / munchkin
/ buddy / whatever / shut up / my head / sigh / I hate it / you baby
Catchphrases for jock villagers
booya! / dork / goof / speedy / hiyah / woah / crunch / hup-to / coach /
teammate / mate / bud / guy / bam / 10k / carbs / champion / frat boy /
you’re it / let’s race / T-DOWN / GOAL / football / sportsball / notice
me / d00d / dude / brah / bruh / bro / dude man / player / rookie / pro
/ champ / tiger / lifting / exercise / energize / homie / get wreckt /
ten-hut / ba-BOOM / *fistbump* / nerd / yo / rock on / yahoo / c'mon bro
/ up top / level 100 / brawler / *sweats* / carry me / snot
Catchphrases for lazy villagers
/ yawn / snooze / snore / munchie / drowsy / pip / snuffle / hmmm /
mhmm / …yawn / I guess / *rumble* / FOOOD / peach / apple pie / tart /
yum / yaaawn / biscotti / biscuit / cake time / snack time / let’s eat /
milk bone / I’m hungry / *burrrp* / narf / word / mkay / mmm… / …zzz… /
drowsy / toddle / truffle / dreamy / or whatnot / cookies / I’m sleepy /
hrm? / mm'kaay / sluuuurp / duuuude / never mind / yo / snug / ehh jk /
feed me / snoozer
Catchphrases for smug villagers
no / zoink / honey / babe / darling / m'lady / mistress / my liege /
princess / my queen / my king / friend / dear / haha / fabulous / I say /
sure / howla / chicky / hottie / woah dude / call me / notice me /
#selfie / hey bby / m'dear / yessir / wise-guy / righteous / alright /
cutie / heh heh / romantic / huehuehue / what, what / indeed / guvnor /
says I / bien / eheh / my friend / believe it / told ya so / bonjour /
starlight / love hurts
Get off my lawn & ugh (for cranky villagers) Don’t talk to me & goodbye Good to see you / I was worried! & I hate it! Howdy & partner Got any food? & I’m hungry Zappity Zap Zap & pachirisu (for Static) Judge & witness Honey & sting Hey there & sugarbear Sweet meet & sugar cube Don’t hurt me! & ouch
I took the liberty not to include offensive catchphrases (explicitly sexual ones, ableism, (sexist) slurs, Japaneseones and AAVE).
You are of course free to use the latter two if you’re Japanese/black
but I didn’t want to support cultural appropriation with this
“GAWD TAKE YOUR BENTO AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS ALREADY I DON’T WANT TO BE REMINDED ABOUT HOW LONELY I AM”
just a bunny rabbit in an apron
that smile is too precious
“no i don’t want your finger on my chin i want your food in my mouth”
okay this guy is my favorite. look at how extra he is.
what an asshole. i’m going to watch him drown in his own ego with a bowl of popcorn. it will be delicious.
“did you cast a spell on me” buddy in an alternate universe she stabs you. wait. no. just… you die or something bud.
SOLDIER 76 CAN SEE EVERYTHING WITH HIS VISOR! BUT CAN HE SEE HOW SCREWED HE IS BECAUSE A YANDERE’S IN LOVE WITH THE SAME GIRL?! good luck jack.
cotton candy hair. imma eat it.
the camera angle does not reveal the fact that he’s holding a student that was stabbed with a pair of scissors. they are both wrapped up in bandages. the student is still bleeding. the nurse is useless. what has yandere-kun done. and is that a plastic bag filled with prescription drugs on the ground?
explain to me how the fuck his is an accident. on the bright side senpai can boop the snoot.
fucking pedophile. no screwing the children, teach. we literally had a problem with that in our school this year. why do you look exactly like principal guy from assassination classroom.
abs… or lack thereof
you can’t tame DEEZ NUTS LOCKS
boo imma ghost in a black jacket and im wet because this jacket is low ass quality
oh god it’s too adorable
those eyes. it’s the human embodiment of a freaking sugar cookie. like one of the sugar cookies that’s 99% sugar.
bad sugar cookie! bad!
people have been comparing this guy to some other anime character and i forget who but i believe them
nyeh heh heheh this boi… you troll
oh shit they’re all thirsty
osana’s like why are all these fuckbois after my best friend. i feel you osana.
i would kill all of them mercilessly. what are they doing to fem!senpai. well i guess thats the point of the game anyway.
the art is literally amazing and i’d like to thank the artist for giving us this amazing concept. what an amazing april fools prank, it’s half frustrating half awesome. also the names are cringey af, is that just me
This is Maya, my best friend and life partner, and the one I trust with everything and whom I adore above all others, my dearest most precious person, who can do no wrong in my eyes because she’s so brave and dedicated and smart, and we have so much in common. I just adore this girl, look at her, isn’t she beautiful? Isn’t she swell? Yeah my girl Maya, she’s the best, I love her.
I guess Riley likes me, yeah? But I don’t want to assume or anything, you know.