H: well I’m just saying if you lost a pound or two, your life would be just about as easy as mine.
C: yeah well Holly I bet if you closed your legs here and there you wouldn’t be getting treated for, what is this your 5th STD?
H: *gasps* you’re going to pay for that comment Gallagher! *runs away*
Y/N: Carl that wasn’t a nice comment!
C: but she was commenting on your weight which I think is even worse.
Y/N: but slut shamming isn’t okay!
C: but baby you’re not fat, just a lil thick! *slaps your ass*
Y/N: Carl Gallagher I love you. *kisses his neck*
C: I love you too princess, we taking this back to the house?
Y/N: you bet your ass we are. *kisses lips*
C: that’s my girl!
Summary: When the reader and the boys have a case that finally involves strippers, it’s time for the reader to do some kind of undercover work and she enlists help from Dean.
Word Count: 6.8k (Oh my Chuck. I cannot believe it’s this long. sorry.)
Warnings: Fluff, slightest of smut, strippers, language? (probably, it’s me.)
A/N: This is for Ash&Jill’s Birthday challenge! So go check these ladies out: @sis-tafics and @eyes-of-a-disney-princess they’re absolute Queens, so go give them love! However, this piece of work is trash, so I apologize in advance.
(Gifs are not mine.)
“Strippers?” You asked skeptically.
“Strippers.” Dean confirmed with a wide grin. “We finally found a case that involves strippers.”
Took a look at the scanlation… oh no. There’s just… too much. My heart especially mourns the whole exchange between Ui and Matsuri, because it is hilarious. I don’t know how much it comes through in the scanlation, but Ui is the most passive-aggressive spoiled Princess. I love him in this mode. Let’s see, I tried to do justice to their respective dialogue (even though at this point it’s been translated like 5 times).
It’s probably not as funny as I think it is. Imagine Ui widening his eyes and staying calm and polite, while Matsuri grows more terse with every word.
Matsuri: What’s the meaning of this.
Ui: The meaning of what?
Matsuri: Who authorized this operation?
Ui: It needed to be authorized by someone?
Matsuri: Yeah. Me. The acting
Ui: First of all, the jurisdiction of that position was never officially sanctioned.
Matsuri: It’s customary. In an emergency, a Washuu blood relative within the bureau assumes executive authority.
Ui: Isn’t First class Furuta also a Washuu blood relative? Meaning, he has the same executive authority.
Matsuri: Let’s say it’s true. As a Special class, I still outrank him.
Ui: Well then, consider me his proxy. Any decision he makes goes through me, and I’m also a Special class.
Oh, and one other big thing for me was Aura’s message to Aura Jr.
“Don’t become so obsessed with a foe before you that you lose yourself. I pray that your hatred of the One-Eyed King does not consume you.”
and I s2g if anyone fights me about this I will throw my fridge at you
• HE’S GAY
like, really gay. full, raging homo. why on earth would you ship him with a girl?
- “but it’s not confirmed!” / “he could be bi!”
“What made you want to add a gay character into the Percy Jackson series? What inspired you to write the series?” was asked and answered on Rick’s Goodreads a while ago. Note, “gay”, with no dispute in the answer.
“Nico had once read a story from Plato, who claimed that in the ancient times all humans had been a combination of male and female. Each person had two heads, four arms, four legs. Supposedly, these combo-humans had been so powerful they made the gods uneasy, so Zeus split them in half - man and woman. Ever since, humans had felt incomplete. They spent their lives searching for their other halves. And where does that leave me? Nico wondered. It wasn’t his favourite story.” (Blood of Olympus, chapter 15) Yes. Very bi/pan/poly. So much fyi i like vagina. He’s entirely into girls. What is a dick anyway?
• SO RESPECT THAT
It’s his sexuality. Idk about you, but I’m aro/ace, and people even jokingly shipping me with anyone else makes me, like, really uncomfortable.
- “but you ship straight characters in same-gender/polyamorous relationships!”
Since we’re talking about Nico here, we’ll leave other fandoms out of it. Not a single character in any of Rick Riordan’s mythology series has a confirmed sexuality - except for Nico. And if you’re going to assume characters’ heteroromance/sexuality from their lack of canon attraction to their gender, you and your straight-until-proven-otherwise mindset can just leave.
- “I’m only shipping it. What’s the harm? I think they’re cute.”
Would you vote for Donald Trump in an election? Y’know, it’s not the nicest thing to do, but, like, it doesn’t really matter. It’s one vote. But you wouldn’t, would you? (if you would, please, please just leave right now) However insignificant it might be, it’s just wrong. Also, you’re adding to all the other people that have voted for Donald Trump - quite possibly thinking the same thing. So don’t vote for Donald Trump, and don’t ship Nico with Thalia or Annabeth or Reyna or the bloody genderbent Will that this demonic corner of the PJO Instagram fandom is a fan of. (don’t even ask)
• HE’S REPRESENTATIVE OF THE ENTIRE LGBTQIA+ COMMUNITY
I’m sorry, but I can name exactly two book series aimed at middle-grade kids that have LGBTQIA+ characters; Pretty Little Liars and The Heroes of Olympus. (we’re not counting Harry Potter here. saying years later that Dumbledore was gay with only minor implications in canon isn’t representation imo, sorry Jo.) Having representation in kids’ series is so important, and wiping out that representation by ignoring his sexuality or erasing it and headcanoning him as bi/pan/poly is pretty homophobic and disgusting. We have representation. Respect it.
• HE HAS NO CHEMISTRY WITH ANY GIRL IN THE SERIES, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING
Reyna sees him as a brother?? He barely knows Thalia or Annabeth?? And as for “”Willow”” (genderbent Will. It’s hellish, I promise), that’s straight down homophobia if you keep Nico as a boy.
I LOVE ALISTAIR THEIRIN SO FUCKING MUCH HOLY SHIT YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW THIS GIANT NOODLE IS THE SUNSHINE IN MY DARK FUCKING LIFE OKAY LIKE THIS BOY. THIS FUCKING BOY. HE IS A GIANT MAN WITH NO CONCEPT OF HIS STRENGTH OR SIZE JFC HE’S MORE PREOCCUPIED WITH CHEESE AND BEING A GOOD NOODLE FOR FUCK SAKE THIS INNOCENT LIL VIRGIN BLUSHES AND BABBLES CONSTANTLY LIKE A HUGE GODDAMN NERD EVEN THOUGH HE IS A GROWN ASS MAN. AND LIKE HE’S SO HANDSOME?!?!?!?! SO FUCKING HANDSOME?!?!?!?! YOU’RE MADE OF POLYGONS. ATTRACTIVE POLYGONS. I HATE IT. I JUST WANNA KISS HIS STUPID RUGGED FACE OH MY GODDDDD. YOU’RE A GODDAMN KING/PRINCE AND ONE OF THE WORLD’S MOST ELITE WARRIORS AND YOU SMILE AND ACT LIKE A SWEET LIL DISNEY PRINCESS UNTIL ITS TIME FOR BUSINESS THEN ITS HUNKA HUNKA BURNING LOVE HOLY SHIT STOP BEING SEXY YOU ARE COVERED IN BLOOD AND I WANNA FUCK U OMG THIS IS NOT WHAT MY MOTHER WANTED FOR ME YOU POLYGON KING ASSHOLE I LOVE YOU. IT’S FUXKING 3 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING AND ALL I CAN THINK OF IS HOW MUCH I CHERISH AND ADORE THIS GIANT FUCKING DORK OKAY?!?!?!?
@joker-x-harley My dear Puddin!!!! One of the most beautiful and bravest girls I have ever met! I love you so much 💕❤ Every time I try to show you some love I just end up tripping over my words and can’t say what I really want to ahg haha I just want to say THANK YOU for being an amazing best friend. I owe you so much. You have always been there for me. You have become such an important part of my life. I want to always be there for you and watch how you become the amazing woman I know you are meant to be. Keep your head up, Princess❤ I can’t wait to hug ya one day! To pluto and back, I love you ❤
@harleyrotten Lil Phoenix!!! You deserve that name cause no matter what brings you down you reborn stronger everytime❤ I honestly don't know how you handle my weirdness hahaha Gotta give you a trophy for that xD You are immensely talented and have taught me more things that you think. You are a huge inspiration in my life, Thank You! I’m so proud of you and I'm glad I get to call you my friend. I love you ❤💕
@murderous-manipulative-angel First of all, she's my wife in an alternate universe no one can fight me about this!! xD My Onyx and just a complete Queen, you have a heart of gold! You have treated me in a way I sometimes refuse to accept that I deserve, you are too good, dude! I can talk freely with you without feeling I'm gonna be judged. I don't know how to repay you for all the stuff we had to go through and how you always been extremely supportive of my decisions and silly dreams.💕 Thank you, I love you❤
@jokers-dream-car My cute Lil Doll!!!!! I honestly don't know what I would do without your daily jokes and your amazing support. Always fighting me so I can see I'm being ridiculous about some situations xD You have to deal with my weirdness and crazy videos all day, tell me why haven’t you block me already?!lol Thank you for always being there even on the bad days. I promise I’ll give you that hug soon 💕 I love you ❤
@ma-ph My babygirl, such an amazing artist! You always bring a smile to my face with your randomness and your art. You always try to understand what I’m going through even when I tell you that you don’t have to. Your words of wisdom stay with me even when I go ahead and make the same mistake again. I have to follow your advice more often tbh xD Thank so much, hon!💕 I love you!❤
Exactly what the fuck
have I done? This is based on a malay folklore xD it’s pretty famous amongst
the malay culture. What I do know is that I’m addicted to the Princess of
Ledang Mountain’s OST named Asmaradana (translation. The Fire of Love).
Damn hauntingly beautiful.
Sans is the Princess
(Prince *cackles*) while Papyrus is the king. Les make it a lil short
King Papyrus heard the
beauty of the said… Princess so he wanted to seek for ‘her’ for marriage… But
the ‘princess’ sets seven ridiculous quests for him to fulfill. The purpose is
to see if he really loves ‘her’. (Pffft it’s his way of saying no you dingus
xD) But in my version of this AU they’ll get together.
Note: Sans belongs to
the elves’ world while Papyrus is just a normal monster king (Basically means…
One is an elf and the other is a human if you imagine it that way)
So please… Strangle
meh for doing this X”D *crais*
hey there! i know it’s late but i’m alex and this is my lil mutant/inhuman elena. before we get to her, i’d like to say i love plotting so come talk to me or just like the post and i’ll appear in your im? alright back to her:
who wants things with my new babes? i have emmanuelle aka emmy, my olivia taylor dudley fc who is a princess (can also be a vampire princess or fairy princess if you like that shit) and Ryan (sofia black d’elia fc) who is a tiny lil’ vampire who really loves older women, leather jackets and pretending to be bad ass when she is the furthest from it
About the chosen one: I really love the way you crafted Syona's character. She's brave, stubborn, independent with just the right amount of 'bitchy' and snarkiness 😂 also, her selflessness when it comes to taeyeon is astounding, an outstanding trait for a future queen! Syona's a lil intolerable at times but thats what makes her stand out from other female OCs!! #teamsyona ;)
this made me smile!! i can’t believe that most of you actually like Syona’s character, it means so much to me 💕 i love my metal princess and it makes me squeal that all of you do too 🙈💓