i love you lysandre

It’s funny that my two Pokémon otps are perfectworldshipping and hardenshipping because they are so different like

Perfectworldshipping-
Sycamore: Oh Lysandre! I’ll never stop loving you!
Lysandre: *holding him close* j'jaime mon amour.. *passionate kissing under the moonlight*
*roses flourish around them and suddenly the air begins to glitter whilst the saxophone solo from Careless Whisper starts to play*

Hardenshipping-
Archie: I fucking hate you
Maxie: I hate you too
Archie: With your bony backside and your-
Maxie: *confused* WHAT about my backside?
Archie: It’s just *trying to find words* I want your ass! I mean I want to kick your ass haha
Maxie: I’m going to leave now
Archie: *in a desperate whisper almost inaudible* no don’t go pls

Now that I have added another villain/professor to my ship hell I wanted to look at immediate differences I’m guessing between them.

Perfectworld: “I have wronged Kalos and her people, but most of all I have hurt you, Augustine. Je t'aime, forgive me!” 

“Oh Lysandre! I love you too! Don’t ever do anything so horrible again!”

*cue happy ending*

Darkparadise: “Yo, Kukui!”

“How did you escape prision-”

“I like, love you and some dumb shit. Go out with me!”

*Kukui stares off into the void*

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MCL FANDOM ILY CASTIEL IS MASA AND DAKE IS PERFECT FOR REN AND OMG LYS IS TOKIYA BURY ME KENTIN AND OTOYA FOR THE FRIENDZONE I’M WAY TOO SATISFYED