i love you corn


He gave me 19 caps and then ascended to heaven. 

so baby pull me closer in the backseat of your tractor that i know you love to drive bite the ear corn off yer counter pull the wheat right out the soil of the acres you inherit from your caring farmer father we ain’t ever out of season we ain’t ever out of season

RFA+Saeran+V making Valentine’s Day Chocolates with MC

Our first attempt at these! Hope you like~


  • Takes pre-baking selfies
  • Tries to mold mini zen chocolates
  • You tries to smear chocolate on his face
  • But he still looks flawless???
  • Sneezes when you try make one shaped like a cat
  • They come out really nice, actually
  • You give them as gifts to all the other members


  • It was his idea, actually
  • He loves to cook
  • He has LOLOL character molds
  • But you also insist on animal molds
  • His main goal for the whole thing was so he could feed you the chocolates at the end
  • He takes a bite out of one of your experimental batches
  • “Wow this tastes really good!”
  • “Oh really?” You smirk before taking a bite of it while it’s near his mouth
  • This boy turns ten shades of red darker


  • She wanted to test some for the cafe
  • Calls you for help, which you gladly accept
  • Of course, the chocolates are mocha flavored
  • You gave her the idea of Zen molds
  • Ended up making a bunch of different zen-shaped ones from his different musicals
  • Sent a bunch of them on the chatroom
  • Zen was so flattered
  • The chocolates were the best-sellers for that week


  • Didn’t find the reason for it originally
  • He has chefs?
  • But because you suggested it, he was all for it
  • Jumin in an apron that says “Kiss the Cook”
  • Of course you did….more than a couple of times
  • He suggested making cat friendly chocolates
  • You insisted it was for you guys
  • But, you did offer to make them Elizabeth the 3rd shaped
  • He was gushing over them
  • He was a crazy perfectionist though, so he only really made like two


  • You started it while he was busy working
  • It was supposed to be surprise
  • But he walked into the kitchen when you were in the middle of one shaped like a keyboard
  • He was flattered….but he wanted in on the fun
  • So, you decide to make them together
  • You thought it was going to a mess, but he was actually meticulous
  • He made a really detailed one of Elly (of course)
  • It took him nearly twenty minutes, but it was really well-done
  • The kitchen was a mess afterwards oh well (RIP Vanderwood)


  • He likes sweets…he likes you…so somehow he agreed
  • He tries to start simple and makes a heart for you
  • “Aww, is that a giraffe!”
  • You made a mistake
  • You felt so bad
  • “Mine’s bad too!” you insist he tries to figure yours out
  • “It looks like a flower?”
  • It was a flower;;;
  • But its okay, because he’s actually laughing
  • You melt


  • You guys had planned this since January
  • He can’t see very well, but he likes mixing the ingredients
  • He keeps smearing chocolate on your cheek
  • But he misses every time…
  • You make camera molds
  • He tries to make a heart, and its the cutest squiggly circle ever
  • You try your hardest to write “I love you” in braille
  • He smiles at the effort, and is too kind to tell you it ended up saying something weird like “I love corn” or something
  • He still manages to take an amazing photo of you baking
  • Also takes time placing the chocolates in an aesthetically pleasing manner on plates for a photo 
The Flannel (Jughead x Reader)

Prompt: Heyyy! Can u do one where you and Juggie have been in a relationship and one day when he sleeps over he catches you wearing his flannel (btw your really short in this) Bbtw your writing is frickin amazing! Bravo! Bravo!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻♥️♥️

Okay, my friend said this earlier to me and I feel it could work for a short lil fic. He refused to carry me when I didn’t feel like walking and I said “OH COME ONNNN YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME” and he replied “I would literally sell you to Satan for one corn chip.”

A/N: I decided to put these two requests together and change it up a bit! Hope you enjoy. Xxx (ALSO I have one more request to write then maybe i’ll write a part 2 for “Black & White” or “Like a Puppy”? Let me know which one you want to see. Thursday I will be opening up my requests again so look forward to that! I’ll be a bit more strict with what requests I take but I’ll let you guys know more soon!)


The Flannel (Jughead x Reader)

Your parents were going to be gone for the weekend so you invited your boyfriend to spend the night.

You two ordered pizzas and watched movies into the early morning.

It was 3:45am when you looked at your phone.

“I’m going to get some PJs on. Why don’t you get something comfortable on too?” You say as you push yourself off the bed.

Jughead rolls his eyes and shuts the laptop.

He hears you open your bedroom door. “So do you want to watch another movie or go to-” His eyes meet your figure and he pauses. “Is that my flannel?”

Your short body is covered by the dark blue flannel you found in your dresser, just barely reaching your mid-thigh.

“Yeah? I guess it is.” You shrug and climb into the next to him.

His arms wrap around your waist, pulling you into his lap. “I’m pretty sure I didn’t say you could have it.” His lips attach themselves to your neck as his hands run over the soft flannel.

“Come on, Juggie. You love me.” You tilt your head to the side as he nibbles on your skin.

He lets out a breathless chuckle. “I would sell you to Satan for one corn chip.”

You gasp and pull away from him. “Wow, I feel so loved.” Crossing your arms, you continue. “I’m at least three corn chips by the way.”

He rolls his eyes and pulls you back in. “If you’re lucky.” He gives you a short but firm kiss then grabs his laptop. “Another movie?”

“I’m not sure I want to watch anything with you.” You tease, trying to get out of his hold.

He tightens his grip slightly and kisses your temple. “Yes you do.”

It wasn’t until halfway through the movie that one of you speaks.

“You do look good in my flannel.” He whispers against your shoulder.

You give him a smile and run your hand through his hair. “So I can keep it?”

He laughs. “We’ll see.”

A/N: Sorry it’s so short! xx

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celluloidheroes: This was the first picture I ever saw of @lindaignarro back when @sarahurie was trying to set us up as roommates. One word: intrigue. Gorgeous, obviously, but also, what was she eating? Corn dog? I like corn dogs too! But there’s powdered sugar 🤔 Never the less I was hooked. We didn’t end up getting the apartment as roommates, but a few months later we moved in as a couple totally obsessed with each other. Five years later, and plenty of profanely sexual acts later, many involving corn dogs, I made the best decision of my life. That obsession has never ceased. She’s made me a better me, and taught me so many things, not the least of which is to find happiness in the little things, like a powdered sugar covered corn dog. I love you @lindaignarro


Some brotherly love with Rhett and Link is always nice. I really liked them doing that pep talk in robes and also puppies… maybe something along those lines? A pat on the back and some cute crooked grins? You are the best and I love you! <3

Ah, I hope this is okay for you~! 
And aww, you’re much too sweet! I love you too~ ♥ c’:
(also a small bonus doodle of them getting corn haha:


a colt bc its short like him and a set of lock pick bc he has to pick locks duh

(thank you anon for requesting!! tho I feel like this is neither very fluid nor soothing. if anything the green is kinda scary. or maybe its just me after staring at this for too long while my minds somewhere else)

request post aged 70 years in an oaken box right this way

  • Connor: *has a wife and three children*
  • Me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit