i love you all but you're awful

why is it that whenever someone on this site makes a post about being attracted to boys, or a post about how boys are cute, someone has to shut them down? “um, you meant girls”. “boys are disgusting!”. “i hate boys, they’re gross!”. “boys are terrible, you mean girls!”.

like, no. shut the fuck up. they meant boys. people are allowed to like boys. people are allowed to love boys. it’s not wrong to find boys attractive. do not trample all over someone’s self esteem like that. what’s wrong with you? boys deserve love and validation just as much as everyone else.

boys deserve compliments. boys deserve kindness. boys deserve love. boys deserve affection. boys deserve validation. boys deserve to be accepted. boys deserve respect. boys deserve positivity. boys aren’t disgusting. boys are important too.

feminism is not shitting all over boys.

you are hurting people.

stop it.

run away home | harry/louis | 106 000 words

Louis stands, in the middle of a clearing with his hands in his pockets, and stares. This boy—God, this gorgeous, gorgeous boy. He seems so clumsy, confused at the best of times, but there’s a wisdom about him as he speaks, a maturity that belies his age.

Louis is hopelessly, wildly attracted to him.

or, louis is a successful jockey down on his luck, struggling to get his life back on track after an injury. harry has a horse, a house fit for a prince, and a broken heart.

it takes them a while to figure out that they need each other.

with incredible art by aaron!

  • jj: im a horrible person. im an awful person that doesn't deserve what i have.
  • viktor:
  • yuuri:
  • yurio:
  • chris:
  • phichit:
  • minami:
  • mickey:
  • seung-gil:
  • jj: "you're not horrible at all jj", "don't say that we love you jj"
The Foxhole Court characters as things I've said
  • Kevin Day: (after a tough bus ride) My goal tonight is to drink so much I either get alcohol poisoning or forget why I wanted to drink at all
  • Neil Josten: So, to the surprise of no one, I was lying about all of that
  • Andrew Minyard: I care more about cake than I do about any human I've ever met
  • Aaron Minyard: (after something good happened) what the fuck is this. This is suspicious as fuck, I'm calling bullshit
  • Allison Reynolds: I just realized my top motivating factors are spite and the promise of wearing cool clothes
  • Dan Wilds: Why are men so consistently gross all the time???
  • Nicky Hemmick: I think I'm a fun driver. It's like being on a rollercoaster but better bc there's an actual chance you might die.
  • Matt Boyd: I really hope all my friends know how much I care about them. I never want anyone to question where they stand with me (turns to friend) Especially you, you're the love of my life.
  • Renee Walker: (about a badger that tried to attack me) He's so cute!! And he's talented!!
  • Jean Moreau: If the world could stop being consistently awful for like 30 seconds that'd be awesome, thanks
  • Riko Moryima: The only thing we're entitled to is to die screaming
  • Bonus, Neil Josten: How do people pick up on subtext in conversations? I've never picked up on a hint ever in my life
You're Welcome (W4C Version)

You’re Welcome (W4C Version)

I’m terrible at thanking people for all the love they’ve given me through the years, so please, take this dreadfully performed token of my affection!


I see what happens on here,
You hear my verbal greatness and it’s strange,
You say that you’re loaded with feels, it’s adorable!
and I hope you lovely Tumblrs never change!

Lend me your ears, let’s begin,
Yes it’s really me, it’s Codot, breathe it in,
I know it’s a lot, the voice, the bod,
I’m a modern major DEMIGOD!

What can I say except You’re Welcome!
For the voices I provide,
Hey it’s okay, it’s okay, you’re welcome!
I’m just a fun, Canadian, demi-guy!

Hey! Who has two thumbs and made people cry,
By having Riddler flatline, THIS GUY!
When the nights got cold, who brought End of Days to young and old?
You’re listnin’ to him, yo!

Oh! Also sang We’re Number One (you’re welcome),
Because I thought it would be fun,
And also voiced Lord of the Memes (you’re welcome),
Because we need some dankery!

And what can I say except you’re welcome!
For the oddness I pull from my brain,
Just don’t be afraid to say hey, you’re welcome!
Ha! I’m not as scary as my Doctor Crane!

You’re Welcome,
You’re Welcome,

Well, come to think of it.
Guys, honestly I go on and on,
This is my life, this is what my heart hangs upon,
The Bat, The Hatter, The Clown?
Oh that was Codot just messing around.
I enjoy filling your days with hilarity,
Be it from chatting or snging a parody,
What’s the lesson? What am I saying here?
Nothing makes Codot feel better than spreading cheer.
And the blogs that I go and create?
I love that you think that they’re great,
Here in my world I make everyone happy,
I don’t have the time to make people feel crippity crappy

Well anyway, let me say you’re welcome,
For the wonderful worlds I’ve made,
Hey it’s okay, it’s okay, you’re welcome!
Maybe even someday I’ll get paid!

Hey it’s okay to say you’re welcome!
I’ll go ‘till I reach the top.
I must entertain, ‘tertain, you’re welcome,
Cause Codot can do anything but stop.

You’re welcome,
You’re welcome.

And thank you!

Quote Writing Prompts
  • 1: "Yeah uh - Yeah no, that sounds awful."
  • 2: "Please... Don't leave me here. Don't leave me alone, without you."
  • 3: "So, that went well."
  • 4: "You're awful. I love it."
  • 5: "What the hell do you think you're doing, exactly?"
  • 6: "Is that... lipstick, on your collar?"
  • 7: "Did you do this?"
  • 8: "You know what? This place feels like home."
  • 9: "Oh shit. Am I - Am I in love? That's not supposed to be happening. That's not right."
  • 10: "Who are you? Where am I? What is this? WHAT IS GOING ON?!"
  • 11: "Dear (name), First of all, I'm so sorry. I really am."
  • 12: "I can't do this anymore."
  • 13: "So what, you're just gonna leave?"
  • 14: "Did you honestly think I wouldn't figure it out?"
  • 15: "You really think you can beat me? That's cute."
  • 16: "I'm tired of you. I really am, at this point."
  • 17: "Oh, just digging myself a nice grave, you?"
  • 18: "Shhhh. This is my favorite part."
  • 19: "Hey, can I hold your boobs for a sec?"
  • 20: "I think I may have found a song that accurately describes how I feel toward you."
  • 21: "Is that necessary?"
  • 22: "I don't like it."
  • 23: "I'm getting bad vibes... We should go."
  • 24: "HA! Loser!"
  • 25: "You wear me out, kid."
  • 26: "Is this a joke? This is a joke, right? You're joking."
  • 27: "The washing machine broke, I almost lost my keys, the car got dented, and a wasp got into the house and hijacked the bedroom for four days! Four. Days."
  • 28: "You're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me."
  • 29: "You kiddin'? That's brilliant, c'mon!"
  • 30: "So what do you say to this: you, me, a nice big glass of milk, a thing of cookies?"
  • 31: "My hero."
  • 32: "That was harsh."
  • 33: "You better pipe down. I'm not laughing."
  • 34: "So you're really gonna do this, huh? And nothing I say can change your mind?"
  • 35: "So uh. I noticed you're kinda naked. Is that intentional, or... ?"
  • 36: "Why is there a dog in the living room?"
  • 37: "They mixed up our reservations. One room. One bed."
  • 38: "Oh boy. I'm on the weird side of YouTube again."
  • 39: "You, my friend, are a filthy sinner, and I approve wholeheartedly."
  • 40: "Did you mean like... this?"
  • Lauren: Which do you like better, the moon or the stars?
  • Camila: The moon.. because she is always there during the darkest times.. kinda like you..you are always there.
  • Lauren: So I am your moon? That's funny because you are my sun. You light up my world like nobody else does.
  • Camila: Tell me the story about how the sun loved the moon so much he died every night to let her breathe.
  • Lauren: there once was a moon, as beautiful as can be, only the stars could fathom, but the sun could not see. The sun so radiant, he burns so bright.They asked the moon why he fell in love with the sun and he said "I’ve chased her all my life she makes me see the light, I know she’s the one.”
  • Camila: Sometimes I think of the sun and moon as lovers who rarely meet, always chase, and almost always miss one another. But once in a while, they do catch up and they kiss, and the world stares in awe of their eclipse.”
  • Lauren: I'll always catch up with you because you're the one.
  • Camila: Eclipses with you will always be my favorite.

Ida is the cutest, sweetest bean with a really perplexing taste in sweaters. Thanks for putting up with me and all the terrible movies ♡ @terror-in-the-dream

  • <p> <b>Taehyung:</b> Did you know I figured out which order I would eat all my friends in the event of a zombie apocalypse?<p/><b>Jimin:</b> ......<p/><b>Taehyung:</b> Jungkook would be the entree. Yoongi is basically a cheese course and because I love you the most, you're the dessert.<p/><b>Jimin:</b> I want to saw "aw" but I'm gonna say "ew".<p/></p>
Mme Bustier's class as Things My Friends and I Have Said
  • Marinette: "I keep messing everything up could I not be like this please?"
  • Alya: "Fuck you, I'd rather be on Tumblr."
  • Adrien: "I am but a smol, and couldn't hurt anything. Unless it's a mosquito, because I hate mosquitoes."
  • Nino: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, music is my way out of life."
  • Nathanael: "I love tomatoes! Don't shit on tomatoes!"
  • Alix: "I will sue this entire school."
  • Kim: "Actually fight me, I dare you.
  • Max: "I'm a nerd, you're a nerd, everyone in this goddamn class is a nerd."
  • Rose: "Aw, I'm pretty. Right?"
  • Juleka: "Um, no, I don't like you. Now could you go away?"
  • Ivan: "I am tall and look tough but I am secretly a comic nerd and will cry if you hate me."
  • Mylene: "I am not short! You're all just tall!"
  • Chloe: "Excuse me, but could you please keep your weird ass expectations like, three hundred feet away from me?"
  • Sabrina: "They think I am a sidekick but I actually do all the work."
  • Mme Bustier: "Please End me."
  • Lila: "Bitch I'm the devil on everyone's shoulder, now shut the fuck up."

                             Each day feels like an obstacle. And a victory.

                                                          dedicated to @lilycallawoy

Hyunwoo, what’s gotten into you..?

Talking about gay bar, I missed choker boy :/

Fake Chats #173
  • Jimin: I just want to be loved, is that too much to ask?
  • Namjoon: what are you talking about? We all love you.
  • Jimin: yeah?
  • Namjoon: yeah.
  • Jimin: okay.
  • Namjoon: is this why you've been especially smol lately?
  • Jungkook: only I get to call him smol!
  • Jimin: I dunno.
  • Namjoon: well, don't worry. We're always here for you. We love when you're smol.
  • Jungkook: only. I. Get to call him smol!
  • Jimin: thanks, hyung. I love you.
  • Namjoon: aw, Minnie, I love you too.
  • Jungkook: I love y-
  • Namjoon: have a hug.
  • Jungkook: I lo-
  • Jimin: mm.
  • Jungkook: I...
  • Namjoon: oh, Jungkook, did you want something?
  • Jungkook: *just to comfort Jimin-hyung and tell him he's loved and give him a hug and build him up and act silly to make him laugh and otherwise make him feel loved and special*
  • Jungkook: no.
  • Jimin: did you want a hug too, Kookie?
  • Jungkook: *no, I'm clearly not wanted or your favorite and you don't need me if you've got Joonie-hyung so I'll just sulk in the corner and not bother you with my presence*
  • Jungkook: yes, please.
  • Jimin: aw, you're so smol today, Kookie! So cute.
  • Jungkook: *yes! I cheered him up! I am the best!*
  • Jungkook: thanks.
  • Namjoon: *isn't fooled*
  • Namjoon: aw, you're both so cute!
Girls Night Out
  • Emma: Well it doesn't matter because Regina Mills is not into women.
  • Ruby: Are you kidding me right now?
  • Kathryn: You have to be kidding.
  • Belle: Or she is completly oblivious.
  • Emma: What are you guts talking about? She is into that lumberjack look. Beards and muscles and you know, dicks.
  • Mulan: Maybe the bar is not the best place to have this -
  • Ruby: Seriously? Of course Regina likes women. Everybody knows that.
  • Emma: You are bullshitting me.
  • Ruby: She had a very wild and very public affair with Maleficent after she killed Snow's Dad. Very very public.
  • Belle: And I think she had a relationship with the head nurse at the Asylum during the curse. She gave her roses and looks.
  • Mulan: She supposedly disguised herself with magic and visited taverns with certain reputations.
  • Emma: You're saying she snuck into ye olde gay bars?
  • Mulan: With Tinkerbell and several other blondes.
  • Ruby: Emma, honey, if Bette Porter and Olivia Spencer had a gay love child, that child would cower in awe of Regina's lady loving powers.
  • Belle: I mean her Evil Queen self pretty much undressed you with her eyes, constantly.
  • Kathryn: Normal Regina does too. All the time. One time she almost ran into a wall because she saw you out running.
  • Emma: Is this a joke?
  • Zelena: I wish it was. I need a curse to erase the tales of my sister's proclivities from my mind. It is bad enough I have to see her lusting after you, but talking about it is worse.
  • Snow: And we can't even get properly intoxicated because we're still breast feeding.
  • Emma: So she really is into girls.
  • Lily: Yup. Hey quick question, can magical gays make babies together? I'm asking for a friend.
  • Emma: I need another drink.
  • Eren: Levi, you are the reason I keep fighting. You are my light on dark days. All I wish is to be able to live a life with you in peace and full of love.
  • Levi: Aw, Eren. That's so sweet of you. And you are as important to me as my favourite broom.
  • Eren: ...
  • Levi: ...
  • Eren: ...
  • Levi: No, wait, hun. I can do better.
  • Eren: You're damn lucky that I love you so much.
the signs and small children
  • Aries: "Aww you're so adorable... you're gonna be prettier than me one day"
  • Taurus: "You're just so cute I wanna eat you up... oh that sounds weird, that's not what I meant."
  • Gemini: "oml. I don't wanna break you... you do you, I'll just admire you from here"
  • Cancer: "Come and love me please I want to be your favourite <3"
  • Leo: "Never grow up, it's a trap"
  • Virgo: "They're so flipping cute I'm going to steal them and claim them as my own"
  • Libra: "so cute XD I can't"
  • Scorpio: "Awwww you're gonna get all the boys/girls aren't you, I can tell"
  • Sagittarius: "Why're you so small?!"
  • Capricorn: "I will name him squishy and he shall be mine"
  • Aquarius: "you're adorable but also please don't cry because I don't know what to do"
  • Pisces: *taking hundreds of photos* "CAN I HOLD THEM?!"