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Mac and Dennis Take Shots - anxiouslyawaiting - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Sweet Dee tells Mac to get Dennis blackout drunk. Things don’t go exactly as planned.

[this is a one-shot based on this post i made a few days ago. it’s quite possibly the most self-indulgent garbage i’ve ever written. tags for people who wanted updates under the cut!]

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Don: “Don’t tell me … it’s a flat tire”!

Cosmo: “I can’t understand it. This car hasn’t given me a lick of trouble in nearly six hours!”😊

Kathy: “This man … he’s … he jumped into my car and … I don’t even know who he is!”

Policeman: “Oh … why, it’s Don Lockwood!

….. “You’re a lucky little lady. Anything wrong?”

Kathy: “Why … why, NO!”💕

🎶“Good mornin’, good mornin’ …

It’s great to stay up late … good mornin’, good mornin’ to you!”🌞

🎵“Gotta Dance!”

The Broadway Ballet🎵

🎶“Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously.

Moses he knowses his toeses aren’t roses as Moses supposes his toeses to be!”🎶


🎬Original lobby cards  - “Singin’ In The Rain”, 1952 

☔starring Gene Kelly, Donald O’Connor, Debbie Reynolds and Cyd Charisse (and many more, of course!)


From my collection

trashdotexe  asked:

[Karkat :3c]

Send me a character you’d like to see me RP as and I’ll write you a snippet of how I’d go about it!

{{ i dug my grave and didn’t even realize until i was too far down to come back up. remember me fondly. }}

{{ so first off, i can’t keep this to IMs because im laughing too hard about it; i played karkat. i had a blog running and everything for like a year.
he had a john who’d fuckign. just greet him with “hi karkat!” every time he wanted to talk and it made him SO MAD. HE HATED THIS FUCKER THROUGH THE DEPTHS OF HIS SOUL AND HIS SMILEY ASS CAME BEAMING THROUGH HIS TEXT POSTS ALL FRIENDLY AND BRIGHT AND IT BURNED HIS ASS.
resulting in probably the shortest yet most IC post i ever made on that stupid blog.

i love karkat vantas. i don’t know what to tell you. }}

FANTASTIC.
I FINALLY GET A LITTLE TIME AND SPACE ENOUGH TO MYSELF TO THINK AND- LO AND BEHOLD! HERE YOU ARE TO RUIN IT.

THAT FIGURES.
NOW THE REAL QUESTION HERE IS, HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT EXACTLY HOW MUCH YOU AREN’T UP TO THIS YET, HOW MUCH *I’M* NOT UP TO THIS, OR DO I HAVE TO POUND IT INTO YOUR INCH-THICK NUGBONE WITH A SHOVEL TO GET THE POINT ACROSS??

SCOOT. AMSCRAY. FUCK OFF.
I COULD NOT POSSIBLY BE LESS INTERESTED IN THIS CONVERSATION THAN I AM RIGHT NOW, CURRENTLY, AT THIS PRECISE MOMENT.

I love this picture. It shows their personality so well.
Oikawa is freaking out as always over his lose like ‘whaa how can you kill such beautiful guy. No no don’t ruin his hair noooo not his face don’t punch him in the face!’.probably his 48th time trying again that level.
Hanamaki is just done with game. He dont want to play. He’s like 'aw man not again. How do you play this?’.
Mattsukawa is calm and shit like always. He is just so good at video gaming even Kindaichi is approving. Mattsun is like 'there you go another level is passed’
Iwaizumi is just so into game. Aggressively pressing buttons until he wins. Iwa-chan looks like he’s playing the battle mode of the video game.
I bet third years made bet on 'who ever loses gonna treat all of us to Ramen after school’
I love Aoba Johsai 3rd years!!

Every single day without fail I think of enjoying my days with the love of my life beside me and I really have no idea who that person is or if I’ve even met that person yet. I think about supporting and encouraging my best friend and listening so attentively to them speak about their day, what made them feel defeated or angry or the cute puppy they saw in the window walking home from work. I think of doing this for a couple of years and then I think of the three extra sets of tiny feet that make dirt tracks on the carpet in my family home after I call them in for dinner. I think of picking my children up from school and helping them with their homework and forever reminding them of how incredible and capable they are of so much. I think of tucking them in bed at night and I think of kissing their foreheads, never letting them sleep without knowing how much I love and treasure them and how special they are. And I will never let my best friend fall asleep right next to me without letting them know how much I love them and how grateful and happy I am to have a family with the love of my life

Nightblooms Reception Starters!

“I SURE DO LOVE EATING AND DRINKING WATER AND BREATHING AIR”

“Are…are you sure that Cassie’s best man is a human? They look kind of strange.”

“Aren’t these little cakes they made for everyone adorable?”

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many flowers at once in my life.”

“You come into my house on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding…”

“Is…is the DJ playing ‘Take On Me?’“

“Are you drunk?”

“I’m not…hic…not drunk. What are you talking about?”

“WHO SMUGGLED IN THE VODKA?!”

“Oh Arceus, her dad is about to start dancing.”

“Why is Lugia grooming everyone?”

“DID YOU SEE THE FLOWER GIRL’S DRESS IT WAS ADORABLE”

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I MADE IT!!!!! I can’t believe I hit 200!!!!! Not too long ago I wrote a celebration fic for hitting 150. I was not expecting this so soon! Thank you guys so much!!!!! I want to thank @not-moose-one-shots for helping me get here. She is an amazing woman who doesn’t treat me any different bc of our age difference. She has helped me so so SO much with writing, life stuff, and just anything I’ve ever asked her about. I love you, girl! (PS go follow her, she and her fics are amazing!!) And thank all of you!! I wouldn’t be here without you. You guys make my days brighter. I love you guys ❤❤❤

I wish we could get a visual for the Dream arc already. Considering I heard we’re getting a new character designer (sigh, I ended up quite liking these new designs after all), I really want to see them already.

Hopefully the animation quality will stay the same (hopefully better?!) as season 3. If it went back to season 1 or 2 quality for who knows whatever reason, oh god… That’d suck so hard. >_> I want to forget that crap was ever made. xD

I’d love to see some new original sequences for the attacks and transformations for the new arc too. I’m pretty tired of rehashed 90′s footage, especially when they’re capable of making really nice stuff, like Venus Wink Chain Sword, or any of the new S3 attacks really. Mars’ transformation had some really nice parts too, and that whole Saturn sequence is pretty promising.

Dream is fun too since it’s kind of like a combined version of 90′s SuperS and Stars, since we get to see all the new fukus and such. Can’t wait to see what they look like.

not to call out but

I love bea so much she is best friend I could ever have I can’t believe she doesn’t think I’m annoying or boring ? Even after everyone leaves me shell still be w me??? Romantic love who cares it always abt friendship !?? Who would of thot that cute mutual I would see on my dash would become my best friend……….. andwho wouldn’t known we had so much in common?? I love u a lot I’m sorry if i don’t show it enough but u r the best I’m glad ur alive !!! Remember like an hour ago when u made me cry bc u were spilling the ☕️ (truth not tea wjdm) :’) and then I told u I love u and I cried again kdjwks pls …. I love u💗💘💕💝💓💞❣️💘💖💗💗

I don’t expect that anyone will ever replace you.

Nobody else will be the person I grew up loving,
The person with the same eyes as the teenage boy who used to pick me up for dates.

I don’t expect that I’ll ever want to share the things we built with another,

That I’ll introduce him to the friends we made together

Or that I’ll love his mom in the same way that I grew to love yours.

I know that you are not the only person I am capable of loving,

That soulmates are a man-made concept,
That the first often isn’t the last.

I may grow to love someone differently,

But I don’t expect that anyone will ever replace you.

types of marvel fans i have seen on my dash during my time as a marvel fan
  • type 1: really love loki to a disturbing degree. probably joined around the time the first avengers movie came out. are rare nowadays but you occasionally still see one and cringe a lil bit but u do u fam
  • type 2: think the winter soldier is one of the greatest films ever made. would literally take a bullet for bucky barnes
  • type 2a: people who enjoy steve rogers (just kidding, this is everyone)
  • type 3: people who are in love with our lord and savior peggy carter
  • type 3a: people who are in love with our other lord and savior sharon carter
  • type 4: the guardians of the galaxy-ers. i'm pretty sure they're high like at least 40% of the time when they're not making fantastic edits
  • type 5: the Tony Stans™
  • type 6: the deadpool fans. interestingly probably the most respectful of the bunch
  • type 7: the comic book fans. always good for a good movie/comic comparison thanks guys
  • type 7a: the fraction!hawkeye fans. would die for kate bishop and think clint barton is A Mess™ (he is)
  • type 8: the Netflix Fan™. the only people capable of being adults here
  • type 9: never in my five years on this site have a seen an exclusively thor blog. but they must be out there. they must
  • type 10: people who have seen uncle ben die like three times too many. stop making origin stories for spiderman
  • type 11: people who needed the black panther movie yesterday (just kidding, this is also everyone)
  • type 12: people who would let natasha romonov kick them in the face
  • type 13: people who do not enjoy brucenat (just kidding, also everyone)
I want to thank my wife, Blake, who is sitting right there, who is everything to me. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me - second only to this star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It’s the Hollywood Walk of Fame, cut me some slack here… You make everything better, absolutely everything in my life better. You’ve given us two of the most incredible children that I could ever hope to have. You’ve made me the father of my dreams when I thought I only had fun uncle potential. So thank you. I love you.
—  Ryan Reynolds about his wife Blake Lively during his speech at Hollywood Walk of Fame Ceremony
Today, I fucked up... by punching my boss

Our office is set up really strange and to get to the women’s restroom you have to walk through a large dimly lit storage area and pass through a couple of doors. I had just finished washing my hands and turned to reach for the door to leave. Suddenly the door was flung open and scared the ever loving shit out of me. I guess my fight or flight chose fight because the next thing I know I’m wildly swinging a right hook. I punched my boss, who was dressed as a witch for Halloween, in the jaw/neck as we screamed at each other.

We’ve now had two “safety meetings” about preventing future incidents, they’ve made laminated signs and taped them to the bathroom door that say “Please open SLOWLY” and every woman in the office now announces themselves every time they come in or out of the office. I got a verbal warning from HR and I’m now too afraid to use the office restroom because I don’t know if I can be trusted when startled. I sat through a meeting about it dressed as a bumble bee and trying to not laugh and cry at the same time.

Check out more TIFU: Internet`s best fuck ups are here.

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idk if someone’s written on this thing before but im p sure someone has bc GODDAMN WHO WOULDNT

I just?? I love the context of the necktie-pull. I love that it’s because Viktor’s attention was caught by the audience and Yuuri wanted to remind him that “hey, you’re here to watch me, remember?” When he says that the performance has begun (and oh boy, look at those bedroom eyes lmfao), it adds emphasis to the fact that for every performance, ever since the first time he skated for Viktor, Yuuri wants Viktor’s eyes to be on him and only him.

ep 3:

[additional thing: someone made translation notes on this, saying that the actual translation is closer to “Please keep your eyes on me and only me.”]

ep 6: 

eeyyyy

I love the consistency of it? I love how it evolved- from a hug to clasped hands + forehead-to-forehead contact, to necktie-pulling….god only knows what we’re getting next. Yuuri went from half-shy, still somewhat embarrassed “Watch me, okay?” to 98% confident & sure “Hey, keep your eyes on me, Viktor.” It’s not just an evolution of their relationship- it’s an evolution of Yuuri himself, as he’s getting more and more comfortable in his skin, enough to be able to tell Viktor that hey, you’re my coach and you’re here for me.

i’m just. so damn proud of my boys. SO DAMN PROUD.

Dean Thomas Appreciation Post

Dean Thomas doesn’t get enough love, so I’m here to fix that

  • you know who was good at drawing? Dean Thomas.
  • you know who was always loyal to harry? Dean Thomas.
  • you know who thought remus was the best teacher ever? Dean “cool sir!” Thomas.
  • you know who gets harry and seamus to be friends again? Dean Thomas.
  • you know who made a “potter for president” poster? Dean Thomas.
  • you know who argued with umbridge? Dean Thomas.
  • you know who put a hat on dobby at his funeral? Dean Thomas.
  • you know who was “good with a quill”? Dean Thomas.
  • you know who fought in the battle of hogwarts without a wand? Dean Thomas.
  • you know who offered to forge a signature on harry’s hogsmeade permission slip? Dean Thomas.
  • you know who was in love with seamus finnigan? Dean Thomas.
  • did i mention dean thomas is good at drawing?

Dean Thomas my friends.

Lindsey Morgan deserves all of the love in the world and here’s why...

For those of you who don’t know, I was at the Unity Days convention. I was there for all 3 days. Lindsey was asked by a fan at the “The 100 Women Panel”, the last panel before the closing panel, about Raven’s disability. The question was ‘what is it like acting with the brace on?’ Lindsey revealed something about her role that I had never heard before. I don’t know if she has ever said this publicly before but it made the respect I have for her as a person and as a performer grow tenfold. 

The brace actually causes imbalance in Lindsey’s body. Her leg and hip are a bit messed up because of it. Alongside that, her shoulder on the same side of her body as the brace was dislocated in season 3, while she was under the possession of ALIE..

Due to wearing the brace and the dislocated shoulder, her physiotherapist has said that her body is basically crooked. She has to do physiotherapy exercises and she has to be very careful with her left side. 

Despite all of this, Lindsey said she wouldn’t trade her job for anything. She loves being Raven. She loves showing people that your weaknesses can become your strengths. 

I don’t know what Lindsey said that made people start sending her this hate. I was not there when she allegedly said, “Bellarke is boring.” It might have been at a meet and greet but I don’t know if she ever said this or in what context.

What you need to know is that Lindsey had been working all day on Saturday filming for the show. She was very sick today and was taking a lot of NyQuil. She said so herself at the Welcome panel and I heard her manager speak about this as well. Despite being sick and working like a dog, she still came to the Con. She still made time for us. She’s amazing for doing that. At 4:30, the closing panel ended and Lindsey had to immediately run to go do stunt rehearsal. They have 3 more days of filming. Basically, she left the con to go straight back to work. The work that she has to do physical therapy for! She probably read all those nasty tweets on the way to the set. How awful. How can anyone who was at the convention say these hateful things about her? After hearing how much she gives and gives for this show. 

I think it’s okay for me to share this. She said this in full confidence at the panel. She wouldn’t have shared these stories knowing that this information about the brace could spread. Let me emphasize that she never blamed the show! She never said “oh the 100 is so crap because they gave me a brace that hurts my body.” She never, ever said that. Or anything like it. She loves her coworkers. She loves playing Raven and inspiring people through her. She was nothing but positive and I don’t understand what’s so difficult about giving that positivity back. She was on fire, guys. She gave multiple long, inspirational speeches about loving yourself and turning your weaknesses into strengths. She said she loves the fans. These cons reenergize her because the fans inspire her. 

If you want to debate me on this, save your breath. There is no reason to hate on Lindsey Morgan. There’s no reason to be nasty. Choose kindness, please! You might find that you’ll end up as a happier person when you choose kindness instead of hate. 

SO FUN THING I NOTICED WHILE RE-WATCHING EPISODE 10

LOOK AT VICTOR BLUSHING RIGHT AFTER PHICHIT CONGRATULATES HIM AND YUURI ON THE WEDDING

AND THEN HE BLUSHES AGAIN RIGHT AFTER HE SAYS THAT IT’S AN ENGAGEMENT RING

THIS IS VICTOR NIKIFOROV, THE MAN WHO HARDLY EVER BLUSHES

EXCEPT APPARENTLY IN SITUATIONS WHEN IT’S MADE CLEAR THAT HE IS MADLY IN LOVE WITH YUURI KATSUKI

BLESS THIS SHOW