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“This is a magic wall,” he says, quickly followed by, “I mean, probably. It’s not like I would anything about magic. Right? Ha, as if that would happen! Magic is.. not even…a thing? Who even knows about Magic? NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE. Why, I have never even seen magic in my entire life. Not once. Ever.”

Meanwhile other jokes are happening on the page and I still don’t know how I feel about this but AT LEAST IT’S BETTER THAN I WAS EXPECTING SO.

Also like. As someone who knows how heavy bookshelves are? Wow. 

As someone who knows how heavy even SMALL bookshelves are? Even when they have wheels? Even when they are not TWENTY FEET TALL AND STACKED WITH BOOKS FROM BOTTOM TO TOP? 

Guys this is more impressive than punching through a brick wall I’M TELLING YOU. 

anonymous asked:

how would spencer be with his pregnant wife?

my gosh, he’d be so cute. he’d be fixated on you 24/7, making sure you’re comfy, bringing u food, painting ur toenails for you when you can no longer bend over your large belly. also: craving nutella at 3 am? spence got u. already on his way to the store.

when you get emotional he quickly wipes your tears away and just hugs you for a while, he knows that you’re just a little overwhelmed sometimes and you need to cry it out. when spencer isn’t away on a case, he’s home with you.

when you wake up in the middle of the night due to your discomfort, spencer being the light sleeper he is due to his job wakes as well. he frowns upon seeing the frustrated expression that your face holds and he rambles about a book he read that said sleeping on your side with a pillow between your legs is the most comfortable position. you take his advice and sleep through the rest of the night.

he’s at most of the doctors appointments. he absolutely loathes missing them, of course he can’t help it but he’s only missed one so far and is thankful for that.

all in all, he’d be the cutest. always talking to your tummy or his hands instinctively going there, always reading and buying new books on pregnancy and parenting, and being determined to give his child the best damn life he possibly can.

for @mnemmy​: aos mckirk. bones refuses to go on a date with jim until he promises there will be no space involved.

   They’ve been roommates for a solid year, and if anyone were to look too closely at exactly how that happened it might spell trouble for one James T. Kirk, but no one could deny that it was working out for the best for both of them. Well, Bones could try to deny it, but it was always in that way that meant he really meant the opposite; he’d grouse and mutter and stomp his feet, but at the end of the day, Jim knew he was a happier man for having to pick up his dirty socks and toss them in the laundry hamper.

   Bones might not want to admit it, but he misses domesticity. Jim is perfectly capable of being a tidy, respectful roommate, and for the most part he is, but there’s something about watching that eyebrow go nuts and listening to a ten-minute rant on personal hygiene that can always brighten Jim’s day. 

   About the time he realizes that, he knows he’s screwed. Bones is the best friend he’s ever had - his only true friend, when it comes down to it - and just because he’s never been here before with anybody else doesn’t mean he can’t recognize what it is. He’s a genius, after all. 

   Naturally, he hits the ground running in the opposite direction, because he’s a genius but he’s a dumbass, too.

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I dunno but listen to this song (x)  & tumbls kills the quality pls click

There are two kinds of people in the world
  • Person A: 4kids dub is the worst thing to happen to anime, it ruins everything and is a disgrace to the original content.
  • Person B: *through the tears* this is the third pun and fourth shade the show has done in five minutes and everyone is drinking hot sauce cause they can't have alcohol, this dub is a gift from above.
Flowers

Whenever Draco has a bad day, Harry buys him flowers. 

The first time it happens, Draco comes home from work with a scowl on his face. He just got some really bad news and knows the next few weeks will be hell for him. When Harry asks about his day, he doesn’t say anything. He knows, if he opens his mouth now, he will only snap at Harry and he really isn’t in the mood to fight. Not after the day he had. So he sits there, throughout their dinner, saying nothing.

When he gets up to take a shower, he catches Harry gazing at him sadly. Draco knows Harry is only worried about him, but this gets him even more irritated. Because now, on top of his bad mood, he feels guilty for making Harry feel this way.

Taking a shower normally relaxes him, but when he walks into his and Harry’s bedroom, his muscles are still tense and the scowl still won’t leave his face. The crease between his brows deepens even more when he sees something odd on his bedside table. That bouquet of peonies wasn’t there before. When he hears Harry enter the bedroom, Draco doesn’t turn around.

“Do I look like a girl, Potter?” he grumbles through gritted teeth. Why would Harry get him flowers? Harry doesn’t reply. Instead, Draco feels his arms wrap around his waist from behind. When Harry starts nuzzling his hair, Draco sighs and puts one of his hands on Harry’s.

Harry is only trying to cheer him up. And although Draco would never admit it out loud, getting flowers from his boyfriend is… kind of nice.

From this day on, whenever Draco comes home grumpy or moody, Harry will excuse himself quickly and return with a bouquet of sunflowers, or daisies, or hydrangeas… sometimes Draco doesn’t even know the name of the flowers Harry gets him. The only thing he knows is, it warms his heart when Harry is standing in front of him, smiling almost shyly, with a big bouquet in his arms.

So now, Draco isn’t that irritated anymore, when he had a bad day at work. He’s still moody and grumpy, he can’t control that, but he also knows that Harry will buy him flowers. And while they’re beautiful and Draco always admires and appreciates them for as long as they’re on his bedside table, it’s about so much more than just the flowers.

It reminds Draco of how thoughtful Harry is. It’s a sweet little gesture that reassures Draco.

Harry will always be there to cheer him up.

To make him feel loved.

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“to know your enemy, you must become your enemy”

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♡ Yohane wallpapers for anon! ♡ [720x1280]

are you a dinosaur or dragon person? are you a planets or stars person? are you a shiny or matte person?

Based on @paperficwriter‘s Genos headcanon(s)!

it really bothers me when people reduce what happened here to Mikasa thinking that she should at least confess her feelings to Eren because they were gonna die
even if that was also something that was conveyed along with what she said, that was NOT what prompted her words!

I just hate how much this implies that Mikasa didn’t care about anything that was going on and just decided to take a selfish moment to herself not caring about Eren’s state and feelings, when it’s the absolute opposite!

what prompted Mikasa’s words was exactly seeing Eren in that desperate state! she thought they were gonna die and she didn’t want him to go like that, depressed and self-loathing and feeling useless, she didn’t want their last moment to be that way!

and her point and feelings reached him, because Eren stopped wallowing in his self-hatred and decided to stand up instead and fight protecting the people he loves!
and that’s the whole beauty of the moment!

Mikasa’s words made Eren realize his worth and that he was never useless, Eren’s words made Mikasa realize he would always be there for her, if Eren wasn’t able to control the titans then and that was indeed their last moment, they still wouldn’t have regretted going like that!

Things Draco has definitely said at some point
  • “Harry, if you don’t stop molesting me with your eyes I’m going to throw you out of a second story window”
  • “If one more person mentions my hair I swear to god I’m going to commit first degree murder in front of like a hundred witnesses”
  • “That shirt is atrocious and I am ashamed to even know of its existence”
  • “What the fuck made you think that was okay on any level?”
  • “I hate you all”
  • “No, you plebeian, I do not want one of your germ-infested free samples they’ve probably been on that tray for years anyway”
  • “Oh god it touched me I’m going to have to cut off that foot now”
  • “I’m not a cat and the next person to compare me to one will find out what it feels like to have my entire foot up their ass”
  • “Coffee is god’s second most important gift to mankind, with the first being me, of course. Harry, stop laughing”
  • “I can’t tell if that’s a picture of a barf stain or your dog”
  • “Why would you ever”
  • “This conversation has officially bored me to tears, so I’m going to go do something more entertaining, like watch grass grow. Draco out.”