Okay I love “Rincewind hits Voldemort with a half a brick in a sock” and also “Sam Vimes and/or Captain Carrot arrest Voldemort” but you know what’s great?
“Sam Vimes arrests Dumbledore”
Heck “Sam Vimes arrests everyone at the top of the Ministry and school officials and pretty much everyone involved in the Triwizard Tournament for Child Endangerment”
“But the participants were of age-”
/pointing at Harry/ “THAT ONE ISN’T. AND YOU BROUGHT DRAGONS. INTO. A SCHOOL.”
“YOU TIED CHILDREN UP. UNDER. A LAKE.”
Nanny Ogg and Hagrid get along like a house on fire except for the unfortunate fact of Hagrid’s cat allergy and Greebo aggressively humping his boot (no one is sure if Greebo is trying ot romance or murder the boot).
McGonagall and Granny Weatherwax stare at each other very stiffly for a very long moment (like two strange cats that have unexpectedly run into each other) making everyone else nervous. Eventually they nod, exchange a few words, and go on their way.
Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg actually both get on really well with Professor Grubbly-Plank.
Magrat thought she and Trelawny were kindred spirits and is exceedingly disappointed at how much they are not. Then she finds the greenhouses and has tea with Professor Sprout and feels much better.
HAGRID VOLUNTEERING AT LADY SYBIL’S SUNSHINE SANCTUARY FOR SICK DRAGONS.
Hermione in the Unseen University library.
Ron learning to play Thud! along with chess.
Susan Sto Helit’s grandfather introducing Harry as the great-great-etc grandson of an old friend.