This week kind of has had a running egg-theme to it, so when I said to @bluearturtle I wanna do words but not too many and idek what Suvi said: egg.
So. Egg. Enjoy.
“Well. That was absolutely disgusting.”
John snorts. At any other time you’d think it a pathetic effort, but after just having seen him lay an egg you’re pretty fucking impressed. You’re not sure how he’s still alive. So much blood.
Some of it is still caught under your nails. Not the first time for that.
John’s face is still wet and he kind of stinks, but he’s smiling a little, you can hear it in his voice. “You put it in there, so you’re going to appreciate the fuck out of the miracle off childbirth. Or eggbirth. Hey! Eggbirth. Egbert. Get it?”