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anonymous asked:

Can you please do BTS as dads?

(this is based on their sun signs)


  • the fun dad
  • looks like he hasn’t aged since he was 20
  • probably the least strict
  • because sagittariuses value freedom and independence 
  • they want their children to be their own people
  • super chill
  • doesn’t believe in strict punishment
  • cooks better than their mom
  • loves adventures
  • takes his kids camping, to amusement parks, anywhere they want
  • d a d j o k e s
  • always bright and sunny and cheers them up his humor
  • or makes them cringe
  • “dad im hungry” “hi hungry im dad”
  • [windshield wiper laugh]
  • instills strong morals and values in his kids

Originally posted by yoongiski


  • the affectionate dad
  • pisces are very compassionate, patient, and understanding
  • so he’d be able to handle kids and their moodiness really well
  • the person they always go to for comfort and advice
  • loves spending time with his kids
  • always makes them feel loved and appreciated
  • encourages their creativity
  • shares his love of music with them
  • “kiddos u know back in the day i was kinda a big deal. they called me suga”
  • “dad we literally live right next door to the bangtan uncles”
  • makes his kids hold each other’s hands when they start arguing
  • cries on the first day of kindergarten
  • the type to take pics and make scrapbooks and record videos to keep memories
  • and cry proud-father-tears when rewatching them

Originally posted by shootingfingerhearts


  • the cool dad
  • another one that’s not strict
  • encourages his kids to be unique and individual
  • wants them to have a high self esteem and not follow the crowd
  • would raise really artsy kids who have a unique fashion sense
  • lowkey would be fine with them breaking some rules
  • high fives them when they stand up to mean teachers or bullies
  • pranks his kids
  • acts more like their friend 
  • so so supportive
  • shows up to every sports game or performance and screams louder than all other parents

Originally posted by btsreactionsandgifs


  • the overprotective dad
  • his little ones would probably inherit his god of destruction gene
  • so you’d come home one day and he’s wrapping them in bubble wrap
  • puts all his energy into raising his kids
  • lowkey strict
  • but only because he wants to see them shine 
  • the house runs so well
  • they go to bed at exactly the same time every day
  • sets a curfew
  • has those “my child is an honor roll student” stickers on his car
  • brags to other parents about how gifted they are
  • embarrasses them in public
  • his kids look up to him a lot

Originally posted by yayaruizc


  • the hot dad
  • teachers flirt with him during pta meetings
  • impresses their classmates by picking them up in his nice car
  • all his daughter’s friends have a crush on him
  • his kids will be super popular 
  • always fair
  • can defuse fights between them like a pro
  • creates a calm, peaceful, and beautiful home
  • his kids are always the best dressed
  • has a really good relationship with their mom and takes her out on dates every weekend
  • a good listener
  • is like their friend and has a really tight bond with them

Originally posted by jiminboi


  • the rich dad
  • his family will live in the nicest biggest house
  • works hard to make sure they’re financially secure
  • always away on some business trip
  • but comes home with so many gifts
  • puts his kids in the best private school
  • spoils them
  • but still keeps them down to earth
  • his kids have good manners from a young age
  • teaches them the importance of hard work and discipline
  • old fashioned
  • the type to say “i’m your father, listen to me” all the time
  • loves taking his family on fun extravagant vacations every summer
  • super proud of every little thing his kids accomplish
  • keeps pictures of them in his (gucci) wallet

Originally posted by jinmini


  • the organized dad
  • has his shit together
  • super reliable and dependable
  • keeps everything neat and tidy
  • helps the mom with cooking and chores
  • color coordinates and name tags all their toys and clothes
  • makes them cute lunch boxes with supportive messages every day
  • sings them to sleep
  • tries to be strict but fails
  • “son it’s time to study please get off the computer. wait…is that overwatch? ….okay one more round if i can join”
  • a bit of a worry wart
  • always thinking about their well being and safety
  • when they get sick he flips out
  • “y/n according to webmd they’re dying. i’ve failed as a father. this is it.”
  • “jungkook pls calm down it’s just a cold”
  • puts his little ones in sports or dancing and takes them to practice
  • supports the heck out of them

Originally posted by jiminboi

re-imagined citadel dlc photo because bioware, you can’t give me a dlc specifically dedicated to proving how much this ridiculous ragtag group of buddies love each other like family, and then give me their drunken houseparty photo… where they’re all standing in strict lines at military attention not touching each other????? like, I get it, making people interact in video games isn’t easy, but that weirdly awkward photo did break my game immersion somewhat. I haven’t been to a drunken houseparty in about five years but I can tell you, they’re gonna cram as many people as possible onto that sofa, and most of them are gonna be distracted well before the photo gets taken. 

TOP ROW: steve and vega are on krogan-wrangling duty. steve is better at it. zaeed wants wrex’s drink umbrella but wrex is watching him closely to make sure he puts it the fuck back. jack’s just…jack. miranda was meant to be looking kind of disgusted like “ugh really?” but I realised as I was colouring it looks like she was about to say something and got, um, distracted by jack’s tongue soooo……… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  its definitely canon that samara L O V E S babies and excited-daddy-to-be jacob would deffs have baby scans to show anyone and everyone. 

BOTTOM ROW: kaidan “biotic beefcake” alenko unfortunately ends up next to garrus “unreasonably bulky armour” vakarian, and is torn between “YES FRIENDS :D” and “dear god shepard your feet s t i n k” (she fell through a fishtank yesterday kaidan give her a break). sam is tipsy enough to find this all hilarious. shepard’s the only sober one there but she’s still bein a little shit and lounging over everyone because drunk garrus is handsy garrus. liara’s trying to point out that javik’s passed out to tali but its a miracle that tali’s even sitting upright after being blasted on the bathroom floor for like an hour, so its not very effective. kasumi’s trying to convince joker that his hat would make a lot on the merch market and he’s saying that if she tries it he’ll sic edi on her (edi won’t do anything but her Disappointed Face is absolutely Devastating). javik passed out like five minutes ago and let me say, if all he gets is a bit of paper taped to his head, he gets off INCREDIBLY lightly.

“The Houses in people I know” - A Slytherin with Hufflepuff tendencies


  • Thinks they’re a lion
  • They’re a cat
  • Screams randomly
  • “Fight Me.”
  • Can get a degree in playing air guitar
  • Dog Person (but they have a weird fixation on cats)
  • Likes talking in a valley girl voice for no reason
  • Has trouble asking for help
  • “I won’t stand for the blatant mistreatment of cupcakes!”


  • Dad Jokes
  • Human Personification of a Cat Poster
  • Either procrastinates or works super hard 
  • there’s no in between
  • Passive- Aggressive
  • Bad at confrontation
  • Smol, but strong
  • Literally they can lift me onto their shoulders
  • “Have you ever wanted to open every banana at someone’s house because you didn’t want to confront them about being mad?”


  • Is a cinnamon roll
  • Will shank you with a spoon if needed
  • Throws shade nonstop
  • The only person I know who doesn’t seem super nervous before presentations
  • Really good manners
  • Has tact
  • Until you mess up on table manners
  • “You are eating like a cow. Please just stop.”


  • So many books and reading
  • Extracurriculars
  • No sports
  • Good at art
  • Talks to themselves sometimes
  • Poker face 101
  • Has an organized desk
  • Likes taking aesthetic photos
  • “HOLD STILL! You are in the perfect pose for my nerdy,soft, and depressed aesthetic.

GryffinPuff/ HuffleGrif/ HuffleDor

  • Chaotic Good
  • Will fight you if you hurt their friends
  • Has a bunch of friends
  • Strong Morals
  • Has a lot of feelings
  • Don’t mess with them
  • Everyone loves them and you’ll feel their wrath
  • Protects small animals


  • A living contradiction
  • Slays 25/8
  • Is randomly impulsive
  • Really good at throwing shade
  • Likes outdated memes
  • p r o c r a s t i n a t i o n 
  • but with a capital P
  • Likes to watch cat videos
  • Will not hesitate to destroy you
  • “I’ve been watching videos about judo for 3 hours and I can’t tell if I made a mistake.”


  • Loves to read cliches
  • Wears oversize glasses
  • Knows a bunch of random facts
  • Has a bunch of courage, but thinks before the act
  • Has commitment issues
  • One word: D I S N E Y
  • Is really witty
  • Stands for what they think is right
  • “ So you’re telling me that you threw that at them because your arm twitched? You know, I wasn’t born yestreday.”


  • A mixture of the type of friend you cry on their shoulder and the friend you ask to hide a body
  • Good
  • Is so good trivia
  • Struggles with saying the logical or emotional statement
  • Smol, but tall
  • Roasts me but then apologizes.
  • Likes wearing comfy clothing
  • Curses only in foreign languages
  • “Regina, sometimes you have to make tough decisions.” “… My name is Esther”


  • Is not good at feelings
  • No one would ever suspect them having an ounce of Slytherin in them
  • Is bad a public speaking
  • Can be really cold
  • Has mastered being a hidden nerd
  • Stylish
  • P R O C A S T I N A T I O N
  • Is outgoing, but if you cross them they’ll have so much dirt on you
  • “I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUch… I mean, what was the homework for last night?”


  • Has so many connections
  • So smart
  • Always has a comeback
  • Passes all their classes with no effort
  • All the teachers love them
  • Everything is on point
  • Loves to watch old movies
  • Drinks coffee with a lot of sweetener
  • “One phone call.” “To do what?” “Take a guess.”
Dating Teamiplier Would Include:


•Started off as friends

•Then it grew into something more

•Chica loves you more than him

•Mark pouts about it all day

•You never really get into arguments because you both always talk things out

•But if one of you are really mad you’d give them their space to cool off

•Forehead kisses

•Nose kisses

•Cheek kisses

•N e C k K i S s e S

•Mark and Ethan teasing you if you’re shorter them

•Them Tyler comes out of nowhere and sets you on his shoulder

•"Who’s the short one now bitches"

•Being apart of teamiplier

•You, Amy, and Kathryn being squad goals

•Little to no PDA in public, on live streams, or vlogs

•Because you both don’t feel about going public yet and want it more private

•The fandom finds out anyway because they noticed Mark looking at you a lot and smiling to himself on a live stream

•Tons of fan-art after

•Some of the fans hate you because of Septiplier

•You don’t give a crap because you love Mark & you knew what you were getting into when.

•Him loving you so much



•Opens the door for you

•Gives you his coat when you’re cold


•"Tyler I’m cold"

“I told you to get a coat. ”

“Give me yours.”

“Nope. ”

•But he gives it to you anyway

•Dick jokes

•Lots of inside joke

•Taking care of him when he’s sick

•Being super close with Ethan and Mark

•Editing with Kathryn

•Making fun of Tyler because you learned how to edit faster than him

•Him calling you short

•But he loves it

•Always asking him to get something from the top shelf

•Top of the head kisses

•Forehead kisses

•Staring at his muscles because Jesus Christ the man was sculpted by the gods

•Him catching you looking so he flexes

•Just a really cute couple



•"Hating" pineapple pizza

•LOTR references


“Sam.. ”

•Him playing the ukulele for you

•Asking him to do a backflip because you think it’s so cool

•And it’s pretty hot

•Very hot

•Being best friends with Brian and Gordon.

•Playing Mariokart

•Lots of screaming and cussing


“I love you. ”

•Ethan is such a huggy bastard

•He NEEDS to have some part of him touching you

•You’re editing, his leg is on top of yours

•You’re cooking, he wraps his arms around your waist to see what you’re making

•Prepping for a trip? He hugs you for an hour begging you to stay

•Going To IndyPopCon, PaxEast and PaxWest together

•The Cranky Crew LOVING YOU

•Because they have never seen their blue Bean so happy

•Shit loads of fanart

•"What is up my Cranky Crew”

“wHaT iS uP mY cRaNkY cReW”

“You’re not saying it right (Y/n)!”

•Ethan is a giggly bean

•Wearing his merch

•Double dates with Gordon and Maya

•Being such a cute couple

•Mark jokes around calling Ethan ‘whipped’

•He is

•He would sacrifice himself for you

•Star Wars jokes

•Corny puns

•Dick jokes


[K A T H R Y N]

•Calling her a queen because she is

•Helping her and Ethan edit so they won’t overwork themself

•You constantly calling her pretty because she is

•Playing Ultimate Chicken Horse

•Lots of hugs

•So many references

•Cleaning up Marzipans shit because it’s literally everywhere

•Goddamn cat from satan

•You still love Marzipan though

•Learning how to edit rather quickly because Kathryn showed you the basics

•not that much pda mostly when it’s just you both by yourselves

• Subtle dick jokes


•H O L D I N G H A N D S

•C U D D L I N G

•C H E E K K I S S E S

•Amy shipped you guys before you even got together

•Hanging out with Amy because she’s cool as balls

•Questioning why she’s dating Mark

•"It’s that you’re so cool. How are you with HIM. “-(Y/n)

“HEY. ”-M

“I don’t know myself. ”-A


“I stayed for Chica. ”-A


•Shipping Amyplier so much, because THEIR SO CUTE


“SHUT UP (Y/N).”

「 A M Y 」

•You love her so much

•Calling her Sunshine because she literally is the embodiment of sunshine.

•Talking about Alien Conspiracies

•Making her coffee

•Going shopping a lot

•Her playing the accordion

•"I know its bad I’m sorry. “-A

“You’re so adorable.”

•whenever you go somewhere you bring her souvenirs

•Surprising her by showing up to the You’re Welcome tour because you couldn’t go

•Her almost crying


•Lots of hugs

•And kisses

•Braiding her hair

•when you see her guess what video on her channel you almost die from how cute she is.

•She’s adorable

•Calling her Beautiful

•If you’re depression or anxiety gets bad she’s always there to make you smile

•Buying her stuff but she complains because she doesn’t like being spoiled

•Dog sitting Chica while they are on tour

•She’s such a good pup

•Going to sleep at 1 in the morning because you were scrolling through Pinterest for memes

Dating JB would include

Originally posted by jaesbum

Im Jaebum

-the perfect man
-best friend relationship
-with tense moments in between
- ;)
-him taking pictures of you when you aren’t looking
-you getting mad and chasing him to delete it
-you’ll never succeed
-he’s too fast and will protect the precious moment he captured
-he needs someone who can handle him
-like legit probably get into arguments over the tiniest things
-“i swear you better not”
- ur gonna do it
- “you’re not the boss of me excuse”
- “Y/N don’t you da-”
- “are you going to stop me????”
- “don’t y/N STO-”
- “I SAID N O”
- meanwhile the boys are panicking in the other room because of all the yelling
- but when they come check it’s just you guys fighting bc of a video game
- “guys guys guys it’s just a ga-”
- play fighting
- so many inside jokes
- you guys could be looking at one of the other members do something and give each other that look
- and burst out into laughter
- double dates w/ Youngjae
- he loves you two so mUCH
- in public the most you’ll get is hand holding
- but in closed spaces
- he always has his arms around you
- pokes your legs
- your tummy
- and you slap his hands away
- but he keeps doing it bc it annoys you
- but mostly because he thinks you’re so c u t e and hot at the same time
- “you’re so cute jagiya”
- “hm?”
- “nothing”
- u heard and ur eternally blushing holy moly
- the boys adore you
- because their leader can get angry
- but u know how to calm him down
- and you aren’t scared to argue with him
- random gifts
- So many pictures of you that you didn’t know about
- and of the two of you together
- of places where you guys visited
- pictures of you sleeping with lil captions that he wrote on the side
- when you’re sad he’ll hold you and tell you to stop being dumb
- and he’ll start making jokes about Jackson and BamBam probably
- and you can’t stay sad when you’re with him
-you’re his safe place and he’s yours
- you and Nora taking cat naps together
- and he thinks it’s the most precious thing in the world oh my god
- there are hardly any serious pictures of the two of you together
- you guys could spend hours laughing and making fun of each other
- if you live together beware
- there’s a silent ongoing prank war going on
- you’ll be coming out of the bathroom at night and he’s waiting outside to scare you
- He’s dying with laughter on the floor
- “Yah jagi let me in im sORRY”
- the door slowly opens
- insert horror movie music
- “You can’t stay mad at m- OHMYFXKC”
- Now you’re laughing but u better run
- babygirl kind of guy
- you’ll be lying together in bed and he just gets real close
-starts whispering random things
- some not so random
- “c'monnn babygirl~”
- and he’ll smile right after
- late night car rides
- arcades
- clubs
- he’ll take you anywhere and everywhere
- you frame some of the pictures he takes
- and when he finds out about the pictures you have of him on your phone he tries to delete them
- but can’t figure out your password
- and whenever you fight with him he remembers about the pictures and can’t stay mad
- “I hate you get away from me”
- “You’re a horrible liar Y/N”
- “No I really do actually hate you”
- “Is that why you have all those pictures of me in your phone?”
- d e a t h g l a r e
- “you’re so cute when you’re mad”
- basically a relationship with Im Jaebum is filled with adventures and life and so much love that the two of you show in subtle ways
- whether it’s you listening to him sing and helping him through whatever he needs, big or small
- or him being your best friend and soulmate, always feeling the need to protect and love you
- you guys love each other like little kids and that’s all you could ever ask for

Every Important [BANGTAN BOMB] You Need to Watch

[No, this is not all of them. Let’s be real a bunch of them are kinda boring. So here ya go all the good ones lol. (this list does not include Episodes only Bombs)]

** = Personal Favorites









[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5] [Part 6] [Part 7]



[Part 1]

(Supermarket AU)

                                           Introduction Blurbs

Assorted Shenanigans (Random Drabbles)

Prank Wars

                                      Mafia and Soulmate AU

Yoongi - Addicted - [Part 1] [Part 2] 

Jungkook - Contrary [Part 1]

Jin - Rekindle

Jimin -  Crescendo [Part 1]

Taehyung-  Vague [Part 1]

Hoseok - Kismet [Part 1] [Part 2] || Before Bangtan

Namjoon - Brave


A Petty Game [Taehyung X Reader, Jimin X Reader]

Better Her [Yoongi X Reader]


100 Prompts

Gossip Girl Prompts

Fake BTS Chats



 Attempting to break up with Yoongi over hair dye.

Asking to be on his next mixtape.

He’s sick.

His birthday is coming up.

Late night shower problems.

You want taco bell.

You want a baby.

Casual Boyfriend Texts.

Casual Boyfriend Texts 2.

He refuses to give back a stand in Billboard Award

He comes home drunk and wants to explore

Birthday Texts

Missing him while he’s on tour

Daddy Yoongi

Father’s Day

Pre-Wedding nerves


You get into a car accident {Part 2} {Part 3, drabble}

Work is stressing Yoongi out

Thin Mints


Casual Boyfriend

Casual Boyfriend 2


Christian Chim Chim

He knows you too well


Concerned about his health

Asking him to move in

He comes to your graduation 

He leaves you hickeys

You want to learn Korean


You need him to pick you up

One Piece


Jungkook comes home drunk.

Getting his hair bleached.

His obsession is getting bad.

Did you mean to send me this?

Casual Boyfriend

Casual Boyfriend 2

IU obsession


Morning texts

He’s drunk and asks to stay over

Air Conditioner 


Anything for free food.

Acting like your father.

Casual Boyfriend Texts.

Casual Boyfriend Texts 2

Road Trip Texts

Why you can’t be an idol

Fathers Day

Famous for eating

He steals your choker


Telling him about your anime day.

Wardrobe Malfunction

Casual Boyfriend

He buys a pet goat

Birthday Texts

He’s away on tour and misses you

Daddy J-Hope

Father’s Day

You perform his dance

His fear of bugs

He gets really drunk

Stealth Mode

Rap Monster

Casual Boyfriend texts.


He finds a video of you rapping.

Best friend texts.

You break up then get into a fight over him

Missing him while he’s on tour

4 O'Clock

He gets jealous when you meet your celebrity crush

Father’s Day

He likes you

He leaves you hickeys

You’re in a rock band and the fans don’t like you (Rockband!AU)

He gets very drunk


Taehyung takes your makeup.

Casual Boyfriend texts.

Staying fit.

Road Trip

4 O'Clock


Farming texts

He needs help

You need a hair tie


You tell them you’re pregnant

They meet their child for the first time

He accidentally hurts you during rough sex





He’s nervous about the comeback

He’s afraid you won’t like his blue hair




Unwanted Attention


Minute Romance?


Xbox Funeral [Jimin, Jungkook, and Yoongi]

A E S T H E T I C  B O A R D S

Seven Deadly Sins

Hoseok || Envy

Taehyung || Greed

Jungkook || Wrath


Mint Green Yoongi




Bangtan Band AU

P R O M P T S 


“I could get used to waking up to you, actually.”

“Did they hurt you?” Mafia! AU

“Smartest AI on Earth, guide to the rich and wealthy. We get it by now.”

“Do you ever follow directions?”

“Do you think we’re bad people?” cheating trigger

“Why did you say ‘Daddy’ in your sleep?”

“I can’t go to Taco Bell for a while.”

“Give me anime or give me death.”


“I’m personally offended that you didn’t get me to be your fake date.”

“Love is overrated.” Fuckboy! AU

“I just ironed these pants!”

“They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”

“I think I’m in love with you, and I’m terrified.”

You could be empty.” LYRICS

“I didn’t mean what I said.” mafia!AU

“Don’t leave me behind.” 

“All I want is you and if I can’t have that-” highschool!au



“No, I don’t know how I got a boner, it just kind of happened! It’s because of how you were eating that ice cream, I bet!”

This is by far the most stupid plan you’ve ever created. Of course I’m in.” 

“Please don’t walk out of that door.”

“Have sex with me.” college!au

“I thought you agreed I should wear this costume to the party tonight?” “Oh I agreed to you wearing it tonight, but I had no party in mind”


“You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”

“Before you go. Please. Just talk to him one more time.”


“Is that my shirt?”

“I’m too sober for this.”

“You were red and you liked me cause I was blue.” LYRICS 

“What’s cookin’ good lookin’?”


“You’re hot, shame about the personality.”

“You have this very strange talent, Jeon Jungkook.”  Spy! AU

“Sex doesn’t make you any better at playing Overwatch.”

“He yelled yeehaw and I’m not quite sure why.”

“Do you ever look at your hand after you nut and just think “I’m so disgusting.” I call it post nut depression.”


“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”

“So much for rebellion.”

“I see you’re not with your sidekick this evening.”

jared telling you he has a daddy kink; headcannons



-so first off, you tried to get some daddy kink action before he did

-you two are making out

-and he kisses your neck

-he finds your sweet spot and you just kinda accidentally let a tiny whimper of 

‘fuck, daddy’

-jared fucking loses his shit


 -you’re so incredibly embarrassed, like you don’t think your face has ever been redder 

 -jared w i l l n o t s to p l a ug h i ng 

 -and you like swat him gently and mumble super childishly 

 'stop making fun of me' 

-he’s like

‘are you kidding me? you called me ‘daddy’ I will /never/ stop making fun of you about this, fuck i gotta tell connor. he’s gonna crack up’

-you shake your head rapidly

‘jared i swear to god if you tell anyone– its not even a big deal! just forget it ever happened, okay?!’

-he’s still laughing 

-you get up and walk out like 

‘fuck this shit, talk to me when you’re done acting like a 6 year old’

-jared calls after you through his laughter

‘n-no babe! come back. i’m not trying to kinkshame you– i mean i kinda am but,’

-you obviously come back a few minutes later after he’s chilled out but you can still see him holding back laughter

-it’s pretty chill for the rest of the night

-until, that is, you fall asleep

-so you’re cuddled into jared’s side fast asleep, and he’s laying awake, staring at the ceiling

-and he k e e p s thinking about your little whimper

-like he cannot stop

-and he’s sitting here trying to convince himself it’s because he thinks it’s funny

‘psh i would never be into that kind of thing’

-but he like shifts a little bit and then he notices he’s totally hard

-and he’s like,,,, o h

-does he get himself off on the thought of you calling him daddy?

-the world may never know

-the answer is yes

-he doesn’t say anything for a few days, like he doesn’t bring up the event at all

-it’s kinda weird to you because jared’s not the kinda guy to let go of a moment that embarrassing

-you thought he’d tease you about it for days

-one day he’s playing video games and you’re chilling on his bed with him

-he suddenly pauses the game and puts the controller down


-your heart like, stops

-he looks so serious and you are immediately concerned

‘j-jared is everything okay?’

‘yeah.. yeah. everything’s fine, there’s just been something i’ve wanted to tell you but i.. i don’t know how to say it. i just.. look..’

-you grab his hand and squeeze it reassuringly

‘you know you can tell me anything right?’

-he nods and takes a deep breath, using his free hand to push his glasses up and he mumbles so so quietly 

‘i think i have a daddy kink’

-you’re like

‘wait what?’

-he gets super frustrated and like almost yells


-you take a few moments before laughing hysterically

‘o-oh oh my god. that’s what you just got so serious about? oh my g o d’

-jared just pouts, burying his face in his hands

-you’re ready to give him s o m uc h s h i t

-’wait, im sorry kleinman, i actually don’t think I heard you correctly, could you just say that again? you have a /what/ kink?’

-’don’t be a dick, y/n. i blame this on you.’

‘i-i’m sorry, okay. god, oh my god. i can’t believe you.’

-he’s like super embarrassed so you go up to him and kiss his cheek and you’re like

‘hey, it’s okay. i don’t mind at all. honestly, im glad’ 

-he doesn’t respond because he’s still like dying inside

-so yo start to like kiss his face

-and mumble about how much you love him

-he mumbles back

‘i love you too’

-you start kissing his neck and he kinda puts his hand in your hair and you just

‘fuck me, daddy’

-and he l o s e s it again, but in a good way

-like he just gets so dom

-o h m y g o d

-like he’s pinning you down

‘if you insist, babygirl’


-alriiighty boys im done here

‘Falling’ in Love

Originally posted by ethan-support-group

Request: Hi hi. I’ve read your “x reader” stories and I love them 💖  I was wondering if you would do an Ethan x reader imagine where y/n is a fan of Ethan and meets him at a convention and its like a love at first sight kind of thing?

Summary: Fem!Reader is at a con for the first time and quite literally falls  in love :D ……..ok I’ll see myself out

You can find part two here

A/N: Hey y’all this is a cute fic full of nervous!Ethan so if that’s the kinda thing you’re into then you’re in luck. For real though, once I started writing this I couldnt stop, I don’t know why but I was bit by the inspiration bug and cranked this bad boi out. Also, anything in italics is a personal thought in first person that either the reader or Ethan is having. Enjoy!

Wordcount: 853, goldilocks zone :D

Warning: I cursed a couple times? Maybe just once? Can’t remember. Also nervous!Ethan is adorable? Read at your own risk he too cute.

Requests are open! Send some in pls I have one left in my inbox so pls!
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WDW’s Reaction to Their S/O Having Cramps & Moodswings

A/N: idk this feels kinda specific but also I really wanted to make it so hopefully y’all enjoy! Also this is just based off my personal experiences with periods, and what’s been recalled to me through a few close friends. I know everyone goes through different things and I don’t wanna make assumptions. Love you all! -Anna

Disclaimer: Period talk ahead- just putting it out there.

♡J O N A H♡ Would be the king of caring for you (no I’m not just saying that because he’s my lane) no matter how you felt- even if you were having a perfectly fine day. 

“Are you doing ok, Princess? Do you need anything?”

“Umm, no…I’m fine babe, thanks thou-”

*opens up his actual tote bag filled with goodies because Jonah’s a mom friend i stg*

“Do you want some trail mix? I custom ordered it gluten and dairy free because I know you feel bloated after you eat gluten or dairy or I also have some Gatorade if you’re low on electrolytes or I have moist towelettes if you’re feeling overheated or-”

“Jonah…Jonah? Jonah oh my god I don’t need a- wait, is that a candy bar?”

“Umm, yeah, but that’s m-”

“Can I have the candy bar?”

“Umm, are you sure you don’t want the-”

“I want the candy bar, Jonah.”

     If you were having rough period day though, he’d actually be really empathetic, and pick up pretty easily on what would frustrate or aggravate you (basically he wouldn’t nag you with his tote bag of period goodies). He’d probably enjoy a chill day in with you, and anything that was sore or hurting he’d do his best to fix however he could- because at the end of the day there’s nothing that would upset him more than you being uncomfortable or in pain. More than likely he’d bundle you like a burrito in a heated blanket and wrap his limbs around you, burying his face in the crook of your neck as he softly whispered to you that everything was going to be ok, and that he loved you very much.

☆C O R B Y N☆ Would be extremely soft and caring with you in as much as he could, including your grouchy attitude. More than likely, anything you’d say he’d immediately agree with just to keep you happy, no matter what.

“You know, I think chocolate’s actually good for you. Like, it’s a plant, so it’s basically a vegetable. I’m eating a vegetable right now.” Pursing his lips together and refusing to make eye contact with you as he flipped through the channels on the T.V. he’d nod.

“Yeah, I read something about that. They’re actually considering repackaging chocolate’s everywhere to cater to the vegan community.” 

On a serious note though, he’d probably be the most interested in knowing what’s actually going on- like, he’d be on google for hours.

“Princess? How long have you been menstruating?” (would 100% call it menstruating)

“Ummm, a few hours? Why?” Excitedly, he’d pull up a very detailed diagram of a step-by-step process of what’s happening in your body.

“You’re currently shedding your endometrium!” Cringing, you’d shake your head violently as you playfully pushed him away.

“Corbyn if you say endometrium one more time I’m gonna throw up I’m not kidding.”

♧D A N I E L♧ Would be the most likely to handle it the best. He’d always be 100% prepared with a heating pad and pain killers, and would be the most likely to listen to your rants or concerns with sincerity instead of just writing it off as hormones.

*wiping away a fear stray tears*

“Sometimes I just feel like I really want a pet dragon, you know Danny?” He’d nod, letting you rest your head on his shoulder as you grew tired. Running his hands softly through your hair and laying soft kisses on your forehead, he’d reply.

“You’d be crazy not to, baby. Could you imagine how handy a pet dragon would be? You could get an old fashioned tower and store your most prized possessions there…you could fly…it’d be the perfect companion.” 

He’d also be flexible with any plans you two had made earlier, more than happy to skip the adventures and take a chill day in watching movies and having heart to heart conversations about the little things in life.

♘J A C K♘ Wouldn’t catch on right away, but once he did he’d be 100% loving and cuddly, wanting nothing more than for you to feel comfortable. That being said, he would NOT agree with you on everything the way Corbyn would. 

*watching a Purina Dog Food commercial and sobbing*

“That dog is so- *sniffle* -happy to have his- *sniffle* -food and why can’t the whole world be that happy!?” Jack would roll his eyes, not looking up from his phone as he replied.

“Because the whole world isn’t an over-payed ungrateful golden retriever who sells dog food to pay for their owner’s vacation to Bali.” Sobbing harder at this, you’d pelt countless throw pillows at his head which he was 100% not prepared for.



“Baby, you know I love you- but that’s a golden retriever and-” 

*immediately pelted with another throw pillow*

     In all seriousness though, Jack would probably make you laugh the most, because even though he might tease you from time to time, he really only wants to make you feel better. The two of you would spend the rest of the day cuddled up on your mountain of throw pillows watching cute baby animal compilation videos online and playfully teasing each other the way the two of you always do.

♕Z A C H♕ Ok, here’s the thing with Zach. Does he get slightly afraid of you when you get into a mood or give him the cold shoulder? Yeah. Does he understand how periods work? Not really. But let me tell you- this boy would NEVER shy away from the tampon/pads aisle. It wouldn’t bother him in the slightest. If you needed him to run to the store to get your favorite treats, some pain killers and a box of period products- he’d be on it, no questions asked. Checking out in front of other people at the store would actually fill him with a weird sense of pride and responsibility, and for that you were eternally grateful.

*on the phone in Walmart loudly*

“Yeah, I’m staring at the tampons now, what brand did you say you wanted?”

*at home giggling*

“Zach, don’t be so loud people are gonna look at you funny!”

“So, who cares? You’re my girlfriend, babe. Wait, hold on a sec, this grandma is giving me a side eye.” 

*holds phone slightly away from his ear*


*to the phone*

“Alright baby, you have about 30 seconds to tell me what to buy before someone comes to kick me out of Walmart.”


Jungkook’s Affection

After hearing all the news today, I’m just so so sorry to anyone and everyone affected, I really hope everyone’s okay or will be okay and hopefully some fluff will cheer you up bc this is why I love fluff, it’s something to make your mood better, even if it’s only for a few minutes!! Now it’s time for the second half of the Busan line, our amazing maknae who was so fucking cute in the Home Party live, he’s always cute but that was just that was some good shit man how are all of the Jungkook stans doing, Jeon Jungkook aka kookie

  • Just a quick explanation of this since it’s pretty self explanatory, this is just gonna be a post about I think the boys would cuddle/hug, their PDA levels, etc.
  • Sweetest boyfriend
  • Who initiates the affection is a 50/50 chance, sometimes it’ll be him, sometimes it’s you but he’s actually pretty affectionate he’s a bit of a cuddle bug
  • Playful troublemaker
  • Teases you 25/8 in the most loving, playful way possible
  • It seems like the more comfortable he is with someone, the more he’ll tease them, like the boys have said that when they first met him he was so shy and now he’s forever imitating them and teasing them and it’s so obvious he loves them
  • Goes to tease you about being in love with him but then realizes he’s just as in love
  • “Lol someone has a crush”
  • “We’ve been together for three years”
  • Will make faces at you whenever you look at him
  • Asks you to tie his tie regardless of if he knows how to tie it or not, just so he can see how flustered you get when he’s so close and is acting all romantic
  • Will playfully lean away when you go to kiss him afterwards
  • Absolutely 100% will let you play with his hair and probably falls asleep when you do it
  • The boys/camera crew have documented it quite a few times but when he’s asleep, not much can disturb him
  • So you could very easily squish his cheeks, you could play with his hair, you could give him lil kisses on his cute face, you could cuddle up to him and take a nap with him that’s a r e a l l y good option bc he’s super warm
  • He’s s o ideal for cuddling don’t even get me started
  • He’s all broad and tall and probably so fucking warm and his cologne is probably amazing and cuddling him is just so pleasant
  • He’s a spooner for the main part, he’s definitely big spoon judging by his love for back hugs, also gotta mention the one Taekook moment in Bon Voyage where kook gets in Tae’s bunk and automatically lays on his side and puts his arm around him like that’s top quality spooning material
  • But he also really really loves it when you have your head on his chest bc he can play with your hair or rub your back or kiss your forehead 
  • The two are for sure the most common but there are certain days where he’d prefer to rest his head on your chest or just have you hold him really tight
  • Days where so many things have gone wrong, days where he’s either leaving for tour or just coming back, days where he just really really missed you, etc.
  • Also if you ask him to, he will be v v happy to sing you a song to help you fall asleep (just picture that for a moment)
  • Pillow talk is super playful but also really sweet??
  • Like he has his moments where he gets really close to your face and just makes a weird face to make you laugh but then he’ll kiss your nose really softly when you do laugh 
  • Tbh, making you laugh is one of his biggest goals in general, he loves making people laugh so seeing you laugh and smile and just be happy around him is one of his favorite things about the relationship
  • His hugs are equally as amazing
  • As I mentioned earlier, kook has such a love for back hugs and it’s so fucking cute
  • There are literally entire videos dedicated to kook and his back hugs, he loves them so much and I’m so here for that I mean his back hugs look amazing
  • Sometimes he’ll rest his chin on your shoulder or lay his head on it, sometimes he’ll sway the two of you all slow, sometimes he’ll wiggle you or play with your hands, it all depends on his mood 
  • But he’s also super okay with being back hugged, I mentioned it in Tae’s post but I gotta bring it back up here bc it’s so fucking precious, there have been a couple time where Tae has latched on kook and they just waddle around together
  • Will probably, at one point or another, hum the Titanic song while one of you is back hugging the other
  • He kinda always has that habit of putting his chin on your shoulder or on top of your head (if it’s at a comfortable reach and he doesn’t have to stretch too far) whenever he hugs you
  • He won’t say much during the longer hugs, he’ll just close his eyes and relax in your arms and he’ll get a lil smile when he notices you’re wearing the perfume/cologne he bought for you and it’s all very peaceful and relaxing and it’s one of those moments where you both feel really safe and warm and you wish those hugs could last forever
  • Also has a habit of leaning his arm on your shoulder whenever he stands next to you tbh, doesn’t matter if you’re shorter or taller (but he’s okay with you doing the same to him) if he doesn’t back hug you that is
  • Very soft kisses, always
  • In the beginning of the relationship, his kisses are a lot shier, a lot quicker a lot more “mission abort missION ABORT” but the longer you two are together, the more confident he gets with everything but especially kissing
  • The super quick, shy kisses that you can barely acknowledge before they’re over turn into sweet kisses that take your breath away and make your mind just go blank the entire time he’s kissing you
  • His kisses are always really sweet but they get more and more playful as he gets more comfortable with kissing you and some of them are purely to make you laugh
  • Like sometimes they’re super super quick and it’s mainly to annoy you but then to make up for it, he’ll kiss your cheeks and your nose and your forehead and just all over until you’re laughing
  • But then he has the sweet kisses that are s o so so so love filled and passionate bc he’s a passionate lil bun and he’s almost always cupping your face, if he isn’t, his hands are on your waist to pull you super close or they’re in your hair, one or the other
  • He loves initiating kisses when you least expect it bc he loves the moment of shock before you kiss back, he loves the playful scolding, he loves all of it but if you ever do it to him, he’s gonna get so flustered
  • He’s not gonna know what to do, he’s just gonna squirm around and resist the urge to scream or squeal until his heart calms back down and tbh, it’s pretty amusing to watch
  • Forehead kisses are frequent, they’re his favorite but he also loves nose kisses
  • Forehead kisses are more of his way of silently saying “I love you” or “hey you’re cute” whereas nose kisses are more of a “you haven’t smiled in a few minutes let’s change that”
  • He’s more likely to hold your hand rather than intertwine your fingers together (even though he’s got n o t h i n g against the latter) .
  • He loves being able to give your palm lil squeezes or rub circles into the back of your hand when you’re nervous (and vice versa he would really appreciate that)
  • He’s more of a hugger, more of arm over the shoulders type of person so hand holding isn’t the most common show of affection but it’s still v v loved and he’s not gonna complain if you wanna hold his hand 
  • His favorite thing to do (when you aren’t in motion) is to have one of your hands in both of his and to toy with your fingers
  • His hands would be so warm and so gentle with yours it’s just so 10/10
  • Onto PDA levels
  • He’s one of the more shy members when it comes to PDA, especially at first
  • It’ll also depend on where you two are, if you’re with the boys, it’s pretty much the exact same as being alone bc kook’s so beyond comfortable with all of them that they’re family to him 
  • But if he’s in public and the boys aren’t there, it’s gonna be restricted to hand holding or very basic PDA bc he’s a shy bun at times
  • Like kissing is definitely private, quick hugs are a maybe (an occasional arm over the shoulder or around the waist is okay though) hand holding is a yes, playing around and teasing each other is a yes
  • D e fi nitely has a couple item but it’d be something really subtle, like a matching pair of earrings (since we all know the boys loves him some piercings and I’m so fucking for it I can’t stress it enough I love his piercings so much) or matching phone backgrounds, things that are lil and easy to miss bc then it’s more of an inside thing
  • Side note, speaking of phone backgrounds, he’s the type of boyfriend that takes your phone when you aren’t looking and takes a bunch of selfies at all the weird angles and then sets them as the background after changing his contact name to something like “best boyfriend in the world” or “cool dude” with the fucking sunglasses emoji and then the smirking emoji bc he’s just he’s a meme sometimes and I love him for it but don’t let him near your phone unless you want a hundred photos of him trying to pull a double chin and another ten photos of his dog
  • Jungkook’s affection is very playful but loving (just like him) it’s constant, it’s almost always about making you laugh/smile bc that’s one of his favorites, especially when it’s caused by him
Connor x Internet Friend!Reader

A/N: Yep yet again this was not requested or needed but here I am writing this. Is it short? Yes. Is it bad? Yes. Was it needed? No. Do I care? Not at all. 

Warnings: cussing, mentions of sex, mentions of drugs, mentions of depression/suicide

- you and Connor met on Tumblr 

- because you already know Connor had a really edgy one with a theme and everything 

- you have kind of a random personal blog but you also write sometimes

- so you where scrolling through your dash one day and one of your favorite aesthetic blogs had reblogged this really nice picture from @ smoke-and-pain what an edgy dork 

- and you’re like I’m gonna check them out 

- so obviously you fall in love with the blog 

- fast forward two weeks and Connor posted some really angsty poem and in the tags said something about a suicide plan 

- you were so sad and scared you message him right then and there 

- he was super surprised that anyone actually read his posts or tags and was so touched that you cared about him but he didn’t really believe you until like three weeks of talking to you

- even if he didn’t trust you, he did talk to you sometimes and told you about his family and how things were getting really bad for him 

- one night, after Connor got really high and yelled at Zoe a lot, he realized what he had said he got really anxious and depressed and told you about it all 

- you talked him through everything and he was so grateful and that’s when he really started to like you

- Connor finally began open up about more than just his problems 

- he also started to message you throughout the day instead of just random bursts 

- you realized you liked him quickly after that

- he realized he liked you too, but was too scared to admit it

- you learned all about his school and childhood and favorite colors and times of the day and why he hates his parents 

- he learned all about your little sister and least favorite teacher and how you feel so insecure about yourself

- you two became each other’s comforts and best friends 

- you two figured out that you lived about eight or so hours away, which meant it was likely that one day you could meet 

- the first time Connor sent a picture of himself you melted because what an actual beauty was he real??

- when you returned the favor Connor could not shut up about how cute you were which is rare for him 

- you sent Connor your rough drafts for writing and ranted to him about personal problems and he was super good at advice

- you exchanged Skype and number’s and started to text and Facetime all the time

- finally, after about two months of being super close, you worked up the courage to confess your feelings

- and of course Connor returned them, he was so happy you liked him back

- he actually didn’t believe you for a while, but since you showered him with compliments to make up for not going on dates, he finally accepted that maybe you did love him as much as you said 

- Connor felt comfortable letting you know how much he cared for you and loved you because he knew you felt the same 

- online dates became a must and you sent designated times for calls and nothing ever came between you and those precious dates 

- your friends didn’t really think he was real but you proved it to them by Skyping him with them and they all though he was really cool

- Connor always talked about driving down to where you were once he could and you made a million plans about what to do when he did 

- you often called each other at night and would talk until one person fell asleep 

- Connor liked to send you videos of him singing (bc he loves singing come at me about it) 

- you sometimes sent videos of you saying messages when Connor was feeling sad to rewatch later 

- Connor was super supportive of everything you did 

- like if you had to go somewhere for a competition or something Connor would send you encouragement 

- if you had to be without your phone Connor would often text you anyways because he was sad you were gone and at least you’d get the messages when you came back 

- you loved when he did that 

- you were a big fan of sending *internet hug* messages to Connor 

- he thought they were adorable 

- also you finally got Connor to get a Snapchat and message him a picture of yourself everyday and he l o v e d that 

- Connor made sure you knew that he loved you and he would never ever leave you since you were worried about that since you weren’t physically there with him 

- you told Connor the same thing because the poor boy is super scared of you leaving 

- sometimes you send asks on Connor’s tumblr about how much you love him and his followers love it and all of them ship you guys

- in summary being online never hurt you guys and you were a super cute couple who would never hurt each other 

Bonus- NSFW: 

- sexting for sure happened but not very earlier on

- Connor was the absolute master of dirty talk and made sure to send you graphic messages of what he wished he could do 

- Connor also was not shy when it came to sending you pictures of himself 

- you were pretty shy yourself but you didn’t turn down his messages 

chensung!skinship headcanons
  • they hold hands so much it’s almost impractical
  • chenle definitely makes the first move
  • he’ll grab jisung’s hand 24/7 and just hold it forever
  • it’s impractical but chenle honestly couldnt care less
  • chenle the type to drag jisung around
  • jisung the type to be dragged around willingly bc it means that chenle will hug him afterwards
  • we’ve all seen chenle throw that tantrum when he couldnt get his rameN AND IT WAS THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD
  • everytime he throws a smol tantrum park jisung is there 2 save the day !!!!!!!
  • gives chenle a kiss on the forehead and lets him sit on his lap until chenle becomes less salty
  • jisung has to kiss him every few seconds so chenle doesnt get wound up again
  • chenle acts like he’s still salty when he’s not so jisung keeps him on his lap
  • and jisung knows but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (coughs creds to @flawlessjeno )
  • jisung !!!! wraps !!!!!! his arms !!!!!!!!!!! around chenle when he sits on his lap !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bc he’s so tiny and jisung has 2 protect him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • he becomes 2 flustered to think of anything besides jisung (●´ω`●)
  • chenle likes to plop down on jisung’s lap and go on his phone and ignore everyone for 50 years
  • like oop there’s no seat?? nOooooOoOOo PROBLEM I HAVE JISUNG
  • jisung has this overwhelming urge to like protect chenle 24/7 so he always has his arm around him if theyre not holding hands
  • chenle,,,,,,,, just falls,,,,,,,, into jisung’s arms,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • and chenle just !!!!!!!!!!!! drowns in him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • chenle is so smol and jisung is so tol,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • chenle has to tippy toe to wrap his arms around jisung’s neck im jS
  • this isnt kinda skinship-y but jisung is vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv protective over chenle
  • and loves likes it when chenle wears his jackets and hoodies and sweaters and clothES IN GENERALLY
  • jisung the type to bury his face in chenle’s neck when chenle’s sitting on his lap
  • ive mentioned this previously but like
  • whenever they have lil sleepovers, chenle just clings onto jisung like a koala bear and jisung just freezes up bc he doesnt know what to do
  • !!! sometimes !!!!!!!! chenle sneaks over to jisung’s room and sleeps with him 
  • and whenever he does, jisung’s usually really sleepy and just out of it
  • and whenever he’s really tired and doesnt fully know what’s going on, he hugs chenle like he’s a lil teddy bear and they just fall asleep like that
  • forehead and cheek kisses !!!!!!
  • kisses on the lip are a rare thing
  • only happens if chenle’s feeling spicy™️️ 
  • jisung the type to squish chenle’s cheeks bc he looks like a lil puffer fish 
  • jisung !!!! the type !!!!! to !!!!!!! hold chenle’s face !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when they kiss !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • backhugs from chenle !!!!!!!
  • chenle can barely see over jisung’s shoulder but that is a-ok !
  • chenle likes kissing a pouty jisung
  • pouty jisung only occurs when he gets jealous
  • which is like whenever someone gets 2 close to chenle
  • pouting chensung that makes everyone feel weird bc maknae line is no longer sunshine
  • whenever jisung ignores chenle, chenle throws tantrums to get his attention
  • and sometimes jisung just drags chenle onto his lap without thinking bc he’s so used to it and they just make up because of that
  • but other times jisung has like 1% willpower and continues to ignore chenle
  • which makes chenle cry
  • and then jisung has to hug him and put him on his lap and tell him how much he loves him until chenle stops crying
  • chenle probably sniffles a lil after he stops crying which makES JISUNG STOP BREATHING
  • jisung the type to kiss chenle after every sniffle
  • chenle the type to sniffle just so jisung would kiss him
  • sleepy hugs!!!
  • whenever chenle is tired out of his mind and about to pass out, he’ll drape himself over jisung and jisung will just hug him until he falls asleep
  • and whenever jisung’s tired as fuck, he’ll lean against chenle and chenle will throw his arm around him and just kiss his temple and just aH MY HEART
  • sleepy !!!! k i s s e s !!!!!!!!
  • jisung will give chenle lazy forehead kisses that chenle treasures more than he’d like to admit
  • sleepy hugs consist of jisung burying his face into chenle’s neck and chenle drawing random patterns and shapes on jisung’s back
  • c u d d l i n g
  • cuddling rarely happens bc it’s usually one sided (coughs aka chenle hugging onto jisung like a koala bear like i said earlier)
  • but sometimes jisung just really wants to cuddle his bf and just be able to kiss him and tell him how cute he is every 3 seconds and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • jisung’s favourite way to kiss chenle is when he wakes up really early accidentally and chenle’s still in his arms
  • and he’s asleep like a lil baby
  • and jisung plays a game called ‘how many times can i kiss chenle’s cheek before he wakes up’
  • i am melting (●´ω`●)
  • chenle the type to melt under any sort of affection ??
  • like jisung will be hugging him and he’d just melt into his arms and just forget the world for a bit and jisung just goes ?????
  • chenle !!! doesnt let go !!!! of hugs after !!!!! jisung lets go !!!!!!!
  • chenle’s entire body just relaxes after jisung hugs him
  • like the first time chenle just melted into jisung, he freaked out 
  • sometimes jisung will be playing like league or overwatch or w/e and chenle will just sneak up to him and plop down on his lap
  • bc then jisung will go “CHENLE I JUST D I E D
  • I GOT D E L E T E D
  • and chenle just finds that so cute so he’ll be like “i had nowhere else to sit (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧”
  • “i dont see any couches idek what ur talking about (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ ”
  • and then chenle ends up clinging onto jisung for dear life as he witnesses jisung die multiple times which ends up in jisung throwing a tantrum
  • how the tables have tabled ??
  • “your neck is more comfortable”
  • in all honesty jisung loves chenle more than any video game
  • especially more than fucking league of fucking legends that awful piece of shit game why cant i fucking uninstall it ive been playing this goddamn awful game since season 5 and i still have it on my laptop+desktop and i played it like yesterday and it’s made me want to kermit so many times fuck that game im so fucking angry just typing this
  • chenle is smol enough for jisung to just pick up and run i just hope u know that
A-Z NSFW: Minhyuk

Originally posted by nottechae


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A = Aftercare
Minhyuk is pretty tentative after sex, he’s very big on taking care of you afterwards. Sex isn’t something insane that results in needing extensive aftercare, not vanilla, just not like a circus. So with Minhyuk it’s minimal. Typically it’s just cleaning up and curling up together, tender kisses and pillow talk.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He’s more than aware on how nice his hands are. Minhyuk knows how skilled he is with his digits, and it honestly goes to his head, how easy it is to have you come undone with his fingers alone. Truthfully, it’s more of an ego thing than it genuinely being his favorite, but still.

C = Cum 

Minhyuk is…slightly possessive and it shows during sex. He’s one that lowkey gets into marking and cumming on you as if he thinks he’s a fckin dog and peeing on a tree. He’s got a fixation on spilling on your lower tummy, where it would have been inside on you, just were he can see you completely fucked out and his seed pooling on your skin.

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)
Being kind of a goof, I can’t imagine Minhyuk hiding too much from you. What little he keeps in the back of his head(which let’s be real, probs won’t stay a secret for long) is probably kink things he wants to play with or that ‘so i may or may not have sat through that salad porn thing but i feel like i should prob keep that fact to myself’

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Minhyuk’s played the game, he knows very well what to do. At the very least, he’s a quick learner, and a skilled man, even if he didn’t have prior experience, he picks up on what to do rather quickly.

F = Favorite position
Leaning more to the vanilla side of things, Minhyuk doesn’t get too wild with positions. He tends to stick to missionary or from behind, spooning or you on on top. Spooning or missionary are more of his favorites, he likes the full contact and being able to surround you and have complete access to your entire body. 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Unless he’s in a role, Minhyuk is pretty easygoing during sex. He’s one you can expect to get stuck trying to take his pants off, fall off the bed, and end up laughing about it for a solid five minutes before continuing. He’s not purposely a clown in the bed, but he can’t help it. Minhyuk’s definitely more towards the goofy end of the spectrum. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
Minhyuk isn’t a super groom guy. I think he manscapes a bit here and there, but just to keep things neat and in order. And not very often, maybe once or twice a month, if that. It’s not a huge concern of his. 

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

As goofy as he is, and the things he likes in the bedroom, Minhyuk is fairly intimate. He’s got quite a tender touch regardless of what’s happening, his actions exude affection, and Minhyuk is quite a sweet talker in bed. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
Not gonna lie, I think he’s a little shit that would send you stuff, videos and pictures, when he jerks off. He makes a big show of it, moaning over the top just to fuck with you. And when it’s all said and done, he’ll send you a sweet little text, “I may not be able to get at you right now, but I bet you’ll be thinking about my dick until I see you again. Love you!” kind of shit. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Minhyuk’s got a few things under his belt. Body worship is probably the biggest one. Going both ways, he loves you loving on every part of him just as much as he does you. Regardless of if he’s being a lovey boy during sex, or being Lucifer himself, he’s laying you out and taking his sweet ol’ time with you. No part of you goes untouched and unkissed. Marking isn’t always there but Minhyuk gets in a mood every now and again, and won’t be satisfied until you’re a garden of purple and red flowers. Overstimulation is a light kink. He likes working you up over and over again, just playing out body worship ends up with you cumming at least once. Having your senses so heightened, and twitching at the slightest touch from him, is one thing he loves a lot, but he doesn’t toy with that too much. 

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

The shower is Minhyuk’s favorite place to play. Usually because he gets to act all innocent, and what was supposed to be just a shower, or a quick clean up (”c’mon babe, save water! i promise to behave…”). Then “turn around, I’ll wash your hair for you.” escalates. “Are you hard?” “I’m sorry.” “No you’re not.” “I know.”

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

I feel like he’d be one that’s easy to turn on? Like a ‘accidental’ brush across his front, or a well placed kiss just behind his ear, and Minhyuk’s absolutely done for. 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

While he does get somewhat possessive and is semi dominant, Minhyuk’s not in to the pain things. Light taps on your bottom, sure, but full blown spankings aren’t even something he considers. He’s not a fan of bondage, he quite likes feeling you scratch at his back or squeezing his arms.  

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

With his liking in body worship, both in giving and receiving, oral plays a huge role in it. Minhyuk has a gifted tongue, and he’s fully aware of that. He’s got no objection to having you a moaning mess around his head just from the wet muscle. When going down on him, he gives you completely control to go at your own pace and do what you want. He almost relishes in you having power over him in that time. 

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Minhyuk’s one of the guys I describe as a rabbit. He’s pretty eager, and quick most of the times. Setting a fast pace, but usually average strength. He may move quicker than typical, but he’s not going to be beating bruises in to your skin with his hips that is unless you ask for it A steady rhythm, faster pace, but not too strong, gets the job done well. 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
He’s got sort of a love/hate relationship with quickies. Minhyuk’s not opposed to them, he’d just much rather have proper sex. But he’ll never turn down an opportunity to get his hands on you, even if he’s on a time crunch. So bottom line, not the biggest fan, but quickies do happen more frequently than he’d like, but Minhyuk’s okay with dealing with them, as long as he gets to have you in his arms.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Being fairly private with his sexual relationship, or relationship in general, Minhyuk’s not the biggest risk taker if it’s super risky. If there’s a chance someone can see and know what you’ve done, or actually walk in on you, he’s out of the equation. But things that reside in the bedroom, between you and him alone, he’s usually game. Positions, role plays, toys you want to bring in, he’s usually pretty open to it as long as it’s in private. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Minhyuk’s stamina passes the average just a little bit. Not enough to be considered abnormal, but enough to notice in during sex. One round is the top, most of the time, though. But he’s usually able to last longer than average; he can last anywhere from ten minutes to twenty or longer if he plays his cards right. 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Most toys aren’t going to show up in the bedroom. The only thing Minhyuk plays around with is things that vibrate, that make you squirm in a whole new way. The toys don’t pop up consistently, often enough for fun and games, but they’re not something that’s always part of sex. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Being a fan of overstimulation, Minhyuk teases every now and again. Usually, unless he’s playing with making you cum multiple times to make you sensative, he’s not a huge tease. He’s playful, sure, but over the top teasing isn’t really his style. It’s nice and all, but he’d rather get to the fun stuff, instead of teasing you, and himself, in the process. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He’s pretty vocal in the bedroom, Minhyuk doesn’t hold back his moans. And he certainly doesn’t keep his voice down when he’s letting filth spill from his pretty lips, either. Minhyuk’s kind of private with his sex life, but he’s not going to silence himself when he’s with you. If someone hears, they hear. Oh well. 

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Minhyuk is pretty consistent in the bedroom. It’s not boring, don’t get it twisted, but you know what to expect when you get to the bed with him, you feel? Well, being the self aware man, he knows and decides to completely change one night, spontaneous outburst of sexy times. Being the typical fun guy, sex is pretty lighthearted and chill, he floods the room with a sense of power as he dominates you into next week.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Minhyuk is another one that’s more motion in the ocean, rather than showing. He’s fairly average, 5-5.2″ in length. More slender in size, he’s not the girthiest of guys. It’s not going to be a banana in a cheerio situation.  

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
He’s one that I think would be more hands on. Maybe not always horny, but he’s really touchy feely in an affectionate way. He’s always got a hold on something; your hand, waist, etc. Minhyuk’s right in the middle of the spectrum, he’s got a pretty average drive, nothing insanely out of the norm.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Minhyuk doesn’t wear out too easily just from sex, so he usually doesn’t crash soon afterwards. Typically it’s just some chill cuddle sessions, and pillow talk and maybe a little cat nap, but unless it’s just bedtime, he’s not a quick sleeper. Minhyuk’s just really relaxed after sex, not sleepy.

my fave things abt the bmc boot

the bootleg hurt everyone dont lie to me

-“at the matinée”
-the way jerm pulls his leggies into his pants
-he doesnt get to finish his belt before stretching
-“d-uGHh, dAaAAAD”
-it strikes me as funny that its jenna handing him his shoes, maybe because she was at payless? idk
-and then brooke gives him the cardigan??? yall are these just coincidences or what
-it might just be the girls tho bc then chloe gives him his bookbag and idk how that correlates
-jeremy just wants into his locker save him
-richs voice “y oOO DOnt toUChhH ME TalLASS”
-“you wash that off” LIFT “youre de a d” SHOV E
-“i navigate the dangerous hall-” AND THEN THE KIDS IN THE HALL
-yall jerm was Totally Excited abt the play signups but he just didnt do em bc he didnt wanna get called gay
-christine. All show
-the Legg (Trademark) at that little trill thing. she STICKS her leggy out REAL FAR
-christine putting on lip gloss is me attempting to do any makeup
-jeremy starts walking over to her but as soon as she looks hes like “nOPE NEVERMIND”
-then when she catches him the slow turn and “,, y-eah”
-“i dont wanna be a baller” when the kids start bopping mr reyes just looks around like “,,,,,, what”
-then he starts lowkey bopping
-“if i continue at this rate the only think ill ever date-” HEADBANGING “is my macbook pro hard drive”
-and im always too focused on mr reyes to figure out where the lunch tray came from
-michael is like dancing around to his music but jeremys occasional bops are very important
-T H E H A N D S H A K E
-michaels KICKIES
-he holds up a finger in jerms face
-the way they rearrange themselves to make “boyf riends”
-mikes headphone cords swinging gently………
-michael casually sipping on his slushie
-christine being e x t r a signing up for the play
-rich interrupts the extra to yell gay
-mr reyes, again, walking off to scold him
-jerms hands in his pockets, the entire time
_“WHYYYYY cant someone”
-i cant help focusing on michael during the dancing
-jerm ur in class get off that chair
-“you dont have to do this” r e l i e f “of course ill mock you forever if you dont” pat. michael w h y
-jerm psyching himself up
-this entire exchange
-“u-uh, i-is this where u,,,, meet for th e play,,,, , ,,”
-“no, this is where you meet for the Swim Team”
-awkward jerm
-“im joking!”
-“oh! uh- oh- uh- w-well I M JE R E M YY”
-“,,,,, are you ok”
-he probably does always sweat that much honestly
-“you never forget ur first p l a y r e h e r s a l”
-i imagine i love play rehearsal as christine telling jerm abt that yeah but theres also the fact that jeremy doesnt get a word in at all
-“i also have a touch of add!!!! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, where was i”
-i dont think jerm cares tho he just likes listening to her talk
-christines slav squat
-“it made me feel like there just arent strong for women in the theater these days, p a r t i c u l a r l y highschool theater! do you find that because i totally find that!!!!!” irony
-shes so excited
-the leg cross
-“a midsummer nights dream” “Y E S” “and today that dream dies” “what”
-“frisbee,, golf,,,,,,, team” jake punches the air
-“DONT YOU CARE ABOUT SHAKESPEARE” “the man is dead l e t i t g o” hug
-“so whats the story with jake and madeline”
-jeremy awkwardly sitting there during jake and christines conversation
-“im glad that girls not,,, dead. Before i got the chance to know her”
-dont even need to survive? jerm what
-R I C H A R D
-“i told you N O T TO WASH THAT OFF”
-“uhh wheres my homework????”
-“hunched over and scared, mmmmmm, all the time?”
-hip rolls “confidence”
-rich zipping up and wiping his hands on his pants
-“i was gross” u still are richard
-the voice crack at “i would trip”
-“ive never heard of it before!” “nyeaah, well thats the point!” he hand motions
-richs voice deepens on “its from japan” and i cry
-the hand motions
-“WHAT thats not even possible”
-he grabs jeremys wrists when he apologizes and its cute
-“and you might want a squip of your own” he dance
-richs facial expression when jerms like “so,, so its like,,,,,,,, drugs???”
-the “its preprogrammed” bit is a big fave
-“helps you act correctly” he mocks jeremys stance and jerms like “Oh”
-hes very excited to tell jerm what he is on the school social map
-his voice kinda shakes on “youll go from sad to interesting”
-jeremy FLAILS
-“arent you gonna wash your hands”
-He d a n c e
-hips dont lie
-then jerm does the spiel
-michaels legs
-the boyes f o c u s
-“scamming you SUPER WEIRDLY”
-controller switch
-michaels dancing
-they high five and then michael waves him off like “get the fuck out of my beanbag jeremiah”
-they SLAPP to start video game
-he tickles jeremy when jeremy doesnt pay attention to him
-michael f l o p
-jeremys impatience
-T H R O W C O N T R O L L E R
-“oh!” straight up and down
-michael flops forward and his hood goes up and hes dead
-“is that a girl are you in here with a girl?” michaels TRANS
-so is jeremy
-they both are i love them
-“hey mr heeeere”
-jeremy is SO MEAN TO HIS DAD
-J E R E M I A H B E N I C E H E S D O I N G H I S B E S T
-at least michaels worried
-“will you be too cool for mmm,,” SLAPP “video games,,,?”
-(do dee do doooo)
-“is it reaaallly true?” l e a n “im your faaaaavowite pewson?”
-T H E G A Y
-S L A P P
-the jump
-dont dance on those chairs tho ur gonna fall
-michael with his hood up
-how does this boy ever get his weed if hes like this
-“i like your sideburns” michael turns like wtf “wolverine, right?”
-“its from japaaaan”
-mike and jerm looking at each other
-“ladies running shoes”
-“DONT MASTURBATE” jeremy sobs
-“WERE SOLD OUT” “of….. shoes??” “oh…. Oh Youre Here For Shoes” “,, payless,,,,” “my bad”
-a lovely pair of pumps
-“$401. dont forget the mountain dew” STEP STEP STEP STEP STEP STEP
-“i-i dont think thats how it works!” michael shut up you just dont trust it
-“how does it taste?” “,, minty” “uh how do you feel????”“ “like,,,,,,,,, a CHUMP”
-“try to say something cool!”
-“its like regular pepsi!!! ,,,,, JUST CLEAR!!!!!!”
-im going over this at school bc i wont remember when i get home and my friends watching with me and she just went “theres a lot of slapping”
-jeremy is so awkward
-the way he stands at “WAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT”
-“AAAH!!! GAHAGHH!!!!!!!! AGAHAGHAAHAGHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

EXO react to you having a bad day.

Anonymous user: Can you do exo’s reaction to you having a bad day and needing some love and comfort?

Ngl. This is mostly stemming from my school related incidents or university, work, etc. Stress, basically. There is also a theme of depression (this one being inspired by a Skype Call with bae) in one of them because I have been struggling a lot recently so please, heed with caution.



Suho would be the most understanding out of all, especially since he is leader of EXO. He knows exactly what pressure feels like while trying to keep a cool level head. As such, he hates seeing you go through the same thing.

“Come on, get up. Close the book. We’re going out for a walk in the park.”

“But Junmy–”

“Honey, don’t do this to yourself.”

He took your hand and he did drag you to the park for a walk. You even knew you needed a breather but the atmosphere at school is so suffocating that you felt like you couldn’t afford to take breaks. But Suho was there to remind you that that couldn’t be any further from the truth.

“Please be kind to yourself. Uni can be a pain but you need to practice in self-care as often as you can. Can you do that for me?”


You missed your bus. The final bus for the evening. You had been asked to work overtime to make up for your client’s absence. Goodness, you were exhausted.

Chanyeol had sent you a few texts asking where you were by now but the bad weather made poor coverage, to none at all.

You traipsed home, in the pouring rain might I add, without an umbrella and a heavy heart; fit to burst. You smiled softly at the sight of Chanyeol standing in the porch - he must have been waiting for you. He flashed you a loving smile and you ran towards him. You wrapped your arms tightly around him while he dried your hair.

“Kettle just boiled. Let’s get you warm.”


He was a little irritated when you woke him up in the middle of the night, but once you explained it was due to a nightmare, his eyes became as wide as plates. These are a few of the instances when Baekhyun wouldn’t resort to distraction and jokes to comfort you. He took a cupped your hand and used this to pull you closer to him before he began to smooth your hair down, rubbing your back up and down. He would nestle the two of you together and ask you if you wanted to talk to him about it.


Normally people portray Sehun as being a bit distant but upon seeing you crying, he felt a sudden pang in his chest. He walked over to you, opening up his arms.

“Goodness, sweetheart… what happened?”

He pulled you towards his chest but noticed there was a crumpled up piece of paper in your hands. He then remembered what day it was: the results for your mid-terms. He remembered just how hard you had been studying and hoe late you had been staying up and even bigger lack of time spent together. He rubbed your back up and down as you sobbed into his chest. He reminded you how proud he was of you because you had done your best and that was all that could be done.


Caring unicorn mode = activated.

When you have had a horrible day at work, he knows instantly. You don’t even greet him on the way in because you felt so drained today. You had been working hard all day only to be shouted at by your clients… while your manager was in the same room. Which lead to more shouting.

You walked into the kitchen about to prepare dinner but Yixing was already way ahead of you once he had seen the lone tear trickle down your cheek.

“Tough day?” You replied with a sniffle. “I know it’s your turn to cook tonight, but leave me cook dinner this evening. Or we can get some take-out?”

Your face perked up at a possible take away. Yixing smiled warmly as he got his phone and dialled the nearby restaurant before holding your hand and guiding you into the sitting room so he could take care of you and help you relax.


School was already hard enough with deadlines, essays and the like. But being harassed at school made the experience worse tenfold. People were giving you horrible threats, judging the way you looked, knocking books out of your hand. It drains you to the very core because you were never the type to stand up. Unfortunately, you let them get away with it again.

You were tired of it, you told Jongin as he sat beside you on the sofa, rubbing your arm up and down as a means of comfort. Thankfully, he was there to remind you of your worth and soon, you would remind you of how close you are to finishing and you won’t have to deal with such shallow people.

He’d kiss your temple and cheeks as he showers you with compliments about how ‘amazing’ you look today and how your 'outfit complements your eyes’ or 'how much you mean to him’


I don’t know, Soo… I have just been missing you a lot, more than usual, but you’re touring at the moment and I’m caught up with university.”

He repeated this to himself as he collected his luggage in the arrivals of your home country within two days of this conversation. He had a week off, which he had planned to go back and recuperate for the next concert in Seoul, but he was aching to see you too. That same evening and with a bouquet of roses in his hand, he opened the door to your apartment with his spare key. It was pitch black, it was 2:00 AM after all but he saw a little bit of light at the end of the hallway. Are they still up?

He crept slowly up to the small countertop but made enough noise for you to hear by dragging his suitcase along. You slowly rose with tears beading in your eyes and you slowly walked towards him, “Soo… how?” You fell into his embrace.

“I missed you too.”



Sweetheart, what’s the matter?”

“I can’t begin to describe how I feel…” you sniffled. “I feel so… vulnerable and alone, even when I’m surrounded by the people I love and– Maybe this makes no sense to you but–”

No, continue. You need to talk to someone, and allow me to be that person. And before you say you’re bothering me - you’re not.”

You talked and talked. Or tried to. But Minseok listened to you with intent, with purpose. He apologised for not being there for you when you needed him while you were feeling so blue, but he promised it wouldn’t be much longer. Once you had stopped crying a bit, he agreed to flip over to another app and video chat you there to mess with the filters.

Never forget that I really care about you okay?”


Today was the day your final exams had finished. You walked out of the college with a solemn look on your face. Jongdae was free today and he had driven down to collect you but his smile vanished when he saw your frown. His jaw slackened as you sat down and brought your knees to your chest, ashamed at yourself. You were so sure you would do well on this final test and you had even worked the hardest for it… but alas.

“You okay, baby?”

He saw your resolve beginning to falter, the waterworks coming. So he silenced you. “Let’s go get breakfast, yeah?” He said with a smile as he ruffled your hair. You didn’t answer. “It’s only an exam… Listen.” He said and took a hold of your chin so you would look at him. “I’m proud of you. I know how hard you’ve worked. You did your best, and for that I am proud, okay? I love you.”

MTV Scream Preference: Halloween Together


It’s Halloween today where I am, and I wanted to get more into the spirit by making up some quick headcanons for these characters. Hope you guys like it!

A/N: I know most of the couple costumes include boy/girl (most couple costumes that I looked up are like that. But that doesn’t mean that you dress up in a masculine/feminine way. If I said it’s Donald and Daisy Duck you could easily be Donald in a dress/skirt and vice versa. I feel like al of them would be comfortable with that and wouldn’t question it.

I just wanted to point that out because I know it would mess with me.

Emma Duval:

Originally posted by lunelesbian

  • After everything that happened she DID NOT want to do something scary.
  • So instead you decided to celebrate it with the cheesy side of things
  • You guys had a couple’s costume (Wendy and Peter Pan) and handed out the candy to the trick or treaters
  • You guys were the cheesy ones that the little kids loved because you found something nice to say about all of their costumes and were really sweet
  • “Awwww look Y/N it’s a superhero! Lakewood has to be safe now”
  • In between trick or treaters you guys would be cuddled on the couch watching cutesy Halloween movies
  • Nightmare before Christmas, Hocus Pocus, Casper, Halloweentown
  • All the works
  • You had the volume on high in order to prevent any sounds that might mess with her outside
  • You guys fell asleep halfway through your list of movies
  • Maggie came home from work and had found you two adorable
  • She was really happy that you helped Emma celebrate the holiday even after everything had happened

Brooke Maddox

Originally posted by patrickramoray

  • You think this girl doesn’t want to drag you to a costume party????
  • She invented costume parties.
  • And does it really count as dragging her S/O if it’s her party????
  • No. Not according to Brooke.
  • She threw a costume party the day before Halloween (kept the list pretty small) 
  • It’s actually pretty tame.
  • You guys both dress up as the Incredibles
  • You head over to her house again when it’s actually Halloween
  • She splurges on the Halloween candy for the kids (each one gets like two handfuls)
  • Brooke has to keep herself from squealing whenever she sees someone dressed as a princess
  • She isn’t able to stop herself when she sees an Ariel
  • “Y/N that was my favorite princess when I was younger!”
  • Legit tears up when she closes the door
  • You guys go trick or treating when you run out of candy
  • You don’t get a lot (because it’s really late), but you guys have tons of fun

Noah Foster

Originally posted by cchriscolfer

  • Horror. Movie. Marathon.
  • Sppppoooookkkyy movies
  • You guys set out the candy, head over to where he works (grab snacks on the way) and binge on them
  • You are literally surrounded by blankets on that couch with candy and popcorn surrounding you
  • Oh… and did I mention… scary movies?
  • You better have seen these ones beforehand because Noah is gonna talk to you through all of them
  • “You know there’s actually a conspiracy theory on the internet that this….”
  • You hear that fifty times
  • You don’t care because his eyes light up so much when he talks about them
  • You guys mostly watch supernatural/paranormal ones (avoid serial killers) because… Lakewood….

Jake Fitzgerald ( I l o v e d writing this one)

Originally posted by screamtrilogy

  • You guys dress up as a pair of devils
  • “Jake what’s your costume?”
  • “… A devil? We talked about it Y/N-”
  • “You can’t dress up as something you are everyday Jake,”
  • “…”
  • Cue overdramatic face with a hand on the heart
  • You guys do really really really innocent pranks as Halloween comes closer
  • Like you guys seriously think it through on whether or not it crosses ANY lines
  • You guys play it safe and do things like the shocking ring, whoopee cushion, putting random flavoring in their drinks so they drink their water and spit it out bc now it tastes like cherry????
  • You guys pranked Noah by making up a really really bad rap and naming it as a Morgue podcast draft on his computer
  • “Thiiiiisss is Fitzgerald.” “And L/N!” 
  • “And you better not forget to be sppooooookkkkyyy today…”
  • “Boo!”
  • (Best lines out of the entire thing you dorks)
  • But you changed the rest of the file’s names so he had to listen to them all in order to figure out which one was the draft he had to edit
  • (Realizes that wasn’t the only rap)
  • “Hey Foster you came for our comeback rap!”
  • “We know we’re just that good!”
  • You guys try to make those DIY Halloween snacks while listening to Halloween music
  • End up dancing to the music more than cooking.
  • You don’t finish any of the recipes

Audrey Jensen

Originally posted by crazy-in-love-emrey

  • You guys are going trick or treating.
  • It’s said. And it’s done.
  • You guys are Jack and Sally from the Nightmare before Christmas
  • “Oooohhh Audrey can I have that Kit Kat?”
  • “What? No. Get your own Kit Kat”
  • “Auuuuddrreeeyyyy”
  • You have to trade in order to get the KIt Kat
  • Audrey definitely takes her video camera out every once in awhile in order to get clips of you while Trick or Treating because she thinks you are adorable
  • If anything scares you while you guys are out Audrey wraps her arm around your shoulder
  • Mumbles insults to those people
  • “Come near us again chainsaw guy I dare you…”
  • You both go to her house afterwards and dump out your candy on the floor after most of the candy in the blocks around you are done
  • You guys watch the cheesy Halloween specials on TV
  • Munching on candy the entire time
  • You two are gonna get cavities…

Zoe Vaughn (because she’s my babe and why aren’t there more gifs of her)

Originally posted by dailyscreamedits

  • Took a picture of just the two of you tooOkay but…. I feel like she’s an older sister….

  • So she WANTED to go hang out with you at your house watching a few movies before heading to a costume party

  • But her Mom got sick and couldn’t take her little sister and brother out trick or treating (They were the Tweedledee and Tweedledum)

  • So Zoe called you as she got in her Alice in Wonderland costume (she was not letting it go to waste) to cancel

  • You told her that you’d go with her. Got dressed in your costume (Mad Hatter) and the two of you went out trick or treating

  • Zoe actually had a lot of fun

  • You two would take her brother and sister up to the scary looking houses when they were too scared to go by themselves

  • You guys got candy

  • You both stared at each other shocked when it first happened…

  • … Neither of you thought you would get candy because you were older…

  • You went with them to every house after that because you were gonna get candy if they offered it

  • (Some houses gave you guys extra because you were a group costume)

  • When it started getting later you guys headed to her house

  • The little ones almost fell asleep as soon as they got home

  • Zoe made them take a picture that had all four of you because she thought it was adorable

  • You and Zoe sat in the living room eating your candy and watching the horror movies that were on while you cuddled
What to watch during Sean’s break

We all know that Sean is having a break from YouTube while he’s on tour, which I think we all fully support given how hard he works on all of his videos. However, that’s not to say we won’t miss his two videos a day, and may need something else to fill the septic-eye-shaped voids in our hearts (lol cringe).

As a result, I’ve compiled a list of my favourite Jacksepticeye series’, in addition to a couple of stand-alone videos that I’ve loved. If you have any additions, please feel free to add them!

Papers, Please

Number of episodes: 12 (complete)

Average length: 29 minutes


  • Intruiging story
  • Interesting visuals/sounds

  • Sean’s passion for the game really helps to sell it


  • May be a little slow in pace for some people
  • Pretty heavy on dialogue (not a weakness for me but can be off-putting to some people)

Link to first episode: https://youtu.be/z1c0w5cYm18

Content warnings: violence (mild), themes of terrorism

Slime Rancher

Number of episodes: 19 (ongoing)

Average length: 24 minutes 


  • Adorable!
  • Easy to follow and understand
  • Jack gets so attached to all the slimes


  • Some parts feel a little repetitive
  • Not greatly plot-based

Link to first episode: https://youtu.be/JueAD0mZIs8

The Last Guardian

Number of episodes: 8 (complete)

Average length: 1 hour 3 minutes


  • The game itself is absolutely beautiful
  • Very plot- and character-based

  • Jack is so enthusiastic about it


  • ??????? Too good

Link to first episode: https://youtu.be/2euZWNuZRTk

Pokemon GO

Number of episodes: 3 (complete)

Average length: 15 minutes


  • Fun and easy to watch
  • A different style to the typical gaming videos

  • Remniscient of a purer time


  • It’s Pokemon GO

Link to first episode: https://youtu.be/Lb4HeN0qFbw

Undertale (pacifist route)

Number of episodes: 10 (complete)

Average length: 1 hour 6 minutes


  • Probably my favourite game ever
  • Excellent characters, plot and dialogue

  • Sean’s character voices (especially Papyrus and Undyne!)


  • Some people may not like the art style (pixelated, simplistic)

Link to first episode: https://youtu.be/zNV2TOF2PC0

Undertale (genocide route)

Number of episodes: 4 (complete)

Average length: 1 hour


  • Gives an entirely new perspective on the game
  • More Papyrus/Undyne voice acting 


  • Episodes 3 and 4 are largely taken up by a **certain** battle which may feel repetitive after a while

Link to first episode: https://youtu.be/PlbkpzDwfJU


Number of episodes: 10 (complete)

Average length: 26 minutes


  • It’s plain ridiculous but you’ll love it
  • Great characters and dialogue

  • T H E  N U G G E T  O F  F R I E N D S H I P


  • Gameplay is based on repetition to get to the end goal which might feel a bit repetitive
  • Jack isn’t fully engaged with the series for the first few episodes (but bear with it!)

Link to first episode: https://youtu.be/3tWrED2XrQ0

Content warnings: violence/gore (moderate, but cartoon)

What Remains of Edith Finch

Number of episodes: 3 (complete)

Average length: 43 minutes


  • Calm and relaxing (mostly)
  • Character-based

  • Engaging


  • A little slow in terms of pace
  • More of a “walking simulator” which some people dislike

Link to first episode: https://youtu.be/4qFcoImrzDc

Content warnings: death/drowning

Crash Bandicoot Warped (N Sane Trilogy)

Number of episodes: 5 (complete)

Average length: 37 minutes


  • So nostalgic if you played the game when you were younger
  • Fun, upbeat and easy to watch

  • Aku Aku is a babe


  • Very energetic - not a weakness, but maybe don’t watch this particular series if you’re looking to chill out
  • Not character- or plot-based - again, not necessarily a weakness, but if you prefer depth in characters and plot then this might not be for you

Link to first episode: https://youtu.be/UrZTif8jzBM

Five Nights at Freddy’s Sister Location

Number of episodes: 4 (complete)

Average length: 26 minutes


  • Loads of Antisepticeye moments
  • Facecam glitches out a lot which is cool

  • Did I mention Anti is in it a lot


  • It’s FNAF

Link to first episode: https://youtu.be/2euZWNuZRTk

Content warnings: jumpscares (mild)

Dream Daddy

Number of episodes: 6 (complete)

Average length: 59 minutes


  • The game is really pure and has a load of representation for trans guys!
  • Really good dialogue and characters

  • Gay


  • Very dialogue-heavy, almost a reading sim as opposed to a game
  • Could have been slightly longer

Link to first episodes: https://youtu.be/FxMHahkKTv4


Number of episodes: 6 (complete)

Average length: 29 minutes


  • Old Jacksepticeye makes me nostalgic (to what, I’m not sure, as I didn’t start watching him until 2016)
  • A really cool game idea


  • It’s an RPG Maker game so it’s not top-quality, but if you can look past that it’s still fun

Link to first episodes: https://youtu.be/9aMT9x2FOT8

Content warnings: jumpscares (very mild), horror/gore (mild)

Golf With Your Friends

Number of episodes: 3

Average length: 28 minutes


  • Played with Mark, Bob and Wade - the four of them have a really strong friendship (don’t be put off if you don’t watch any of the others - I don’t watch Bob and Wade regularly and I still love these videos)
  • Funny from start to finish



Link to first episode: https://youtu.be/xHMpqdGsokQ

Content warnings: golf

That Dragon, Cancer

Length of video: 1 hour 49 minutes

I’m not going to to do strengths and weaknesses on this one, as it addresses such a personal and sensitive topic that I don’t think it’s fair. The game is visually stunning and incredibly emotional to watch, and more emotional for Sean to play, but is such an important experience that you will not regret watching it or playing it yourself. Needless to say, the theme of cancer and death is present throughout the game, so if you feel that these topics will deeply affect you then please proceed with caution.

Link to video: https://youtu.be/mJbwy459VkY

Reading Your Comments

Number of episodes: 106 (ongoing)

Average length: approx. 10-15 minutes


  • Gets so many people within the community involved
  • Very calming

  • Great if you love Sean’s vlog-style videos


  • Not so great if you don’t love Sean’s vlog-style videos

Link to first episode: https://youtu.be/hWvPyfSQlSs

The Beginner’s Guide

Video length: 1 hour 52 minutes


  • Very personal and emotional
  • Unique concept and style

  • Intriguing “story”


  • Not knowing the developer in question makes it a little difficult to understand the game at first

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

Number of episodes: 5

Average length: 19 minutes


  • It’s Mario Kart
  • It’s Jacksepticeye

  • It’s Jacksepticeye playing Mario Kart


  • So much dabbing
  • Please

  • End my suffering

Link to first episode: https://youtu.be/JHnvN0fzwTs

Pretentious GameNumber of episodes: 2 (complete)Average length: 14 minutes
  • Short episodes, easy to watch

  • Actually entertaining

  • Maybe not the most amazing game in the world but who said it was

Link to first episode: https://youtu.be/-JwtG8xzup0

i Saw Her Standing There

Number of episodes: 3 (complete)

Average length: 17 minutes

Strengths and weaknesses same as Pretentious Game, plus more zombies

Link to first episode: https://youtu.be/-JwtG8xzup0

Presentable Liberty

Video length: 1 hour 18 minutes


  • Very simplistic design
  • Strong character development and engagement


  • Some people may say that the game design is overly simplistic

Link to video: https://youtu.be/307-B942U9E

Content warnings: suicide, gore (mild/moderate)

Opening Your Gifts

Number of episodes: 5 (ongoing)

Average length: 45 minutes


  • Another great way of interacting with the audience
  • Great if you love hearing Sean talking about stuff he’s passionate about

  • He’s so enthusastic and kind I’m going to cry


  • Too short I need 7 hours of Jacksepticeye chatting to the camera

Link to first episode: https://youtu.be/IRHa03Zh4Nw


Number of episodes: 2 (cancelled)

Average length: 1 hour


  • Such a beautiful game
  • Really engaging plot

  • Very relaxing and peaceful


  • Sean played the game for 2 episodes then never returned to it (rip)
  • It’s been 84 years

Link to first episode: https://youtu.be/bGgvQ3ROyuk

I hope you found something in this list that you hadn’t seen before, and that you’ll have something to occupy your time while Sean is on tour. If you’re reading this @therealjacksepticeye, we all hope that you have an amazing experience and, for God’s sake have a rest when you get home! No need to rush, we’ll all still be here supporting you when you get back!

Commentary Crew Preference - Sleepover + the day after

A/N: bad lol. I was gone for like a week because some shit happened, apologies. Last night (week) took an L but tonight I bounce back.


  • Watching dumb videos on youtube up until like 3am. Probably started from like actual content then just turned into watching damn daniel vine compilations, until you both cried from laughter.
  • Coffee. Just lots of coffee. More coffee. 
  • Then, when you’d actually find your way into the bed, he’d make sure that there’s at least 10 pillows and 3 blankets
  • Then like an hour of just laughing and giggling and switching positions??
  • Cuddling, no exceptions. 
  • Almost on the edge of falling asleep, then hearing him just say shit like “my name jeff,” and you’d both just die.
  • Waking up in a huge mess of pillows, blankets, everything.
  • Spending the morning just laying in the bed, being quiet and enjoying the moment. He’d probably play with your hair.
  • The day would consist of you two just being home, doing nothing. Playing games (G a r f i e l d  K a r t)
  • It ending in lots of goodbye kisses on the forehead.


  • He’d have probably it all planned out. What to do at what hour etc. You went with the plan for like the first two hours and then just forgot it.
  • Baking!!! You love baking and you were not too bad in it either. Lots of brownies.
  • Helping him film videos and skits to them. Also discussing the video or it’s topic in general.
  • Talking about stuff. Could be serious like politics, recent news or then just a funny you tube video of a cat playing a piano 10 hour remix.
  • Watching a horror film all cuddled up on the couch.
  • Going to bed not too late.
  • Spooning. Him being the little spoon because of his small form.
  • You’d wake up at like 8am, few hours earlier than him. You’d also make breakfast for him.
  • Spending the day just doing random stuff, going outside for lunch.
  • A nice goodbye hug. A kiss on the cheek too.


  • Watching him play CSGO just raging and screaming. Ablo Orman-style.
  • 95% of the time would be just you petting and playing with his cat.
  • He’d probably insist that you have to make a q&a video with him. 
  • When he would ask people on twitter to send questions, he’d get a bunch of replies with just “QnA with sister?” etc, and it would piss him off so much. You found it adorable.
  • You two recorded the video which was actually hilarious, but putting it on hold, not sure should he post it.
  • Touring around the big Soviet Union. He’d take you to KFC for the pengest munch. “Niggas gotta eat.”
  • When you got back it was really chilly so you decided to borrow, or atleast try one of his hoodies. You practically drowned in it.
  • Falling asleep quite fastly. A good and a cozy sleep.
  • Waking up at like 2pm. 
  • He’d make food, or atleast try. That’s what it looked like.
  • Plot twist; the food would actually taste really good.
  • A warm hug for the goodbyes. Tall boy.


  • Watching him record videos. You had to go to another room because you laughed a lot and you didn’t want to ruin the recording.
  • Starting beef with feminazis and cunts on twitter. He would either annihilate them or then just reply “haha yes.”
  • He would be surprised how good you were at beefing with people. You weren’t taking no shit and it only made him more attracted to you.
  • Despite his rather edgy and wild online persona, he’d be absolutely different in real life. Being very caring and loving. Appreciating every moment with you. Not saying he wouldn’t throw some funny and snarky comments at times.
  • Sleep over with out the sleeping.
  • Going to McDonald’s at 3am to get a big pack of nuggets and lots of cheeseburgers.
  • Then just doing random shit for couple of hours, still not tired.
  • Going for a deep™ walk outside and getting real deep. Talk about his issues and reassuring him that he is just perfect the way he is.
  • Watching films and shows on netflix and commentating over them. It would be actually hilarious. 
  • Falling asleep on the couch, netflix playing in the background. Probably at like 6.30am
  • You’d fall asleep all cuddled up.  He’d find you absolutely adorable and just smile.
  • Waking up practically in the same position. Wanting to stay like that forever, but he’d have to take a piss. lol.
  • BIGGEST HUG + kiss on the forehead. Big boy.


  • Despite his actually offensive and edgy personality online behaviour, he’d be actually the most caring and affectionate person. Lots of hugs and kisses.
  • Cooking food together
  • Commentating over FUCKH8 or BuzzFeed vids. Letting his more offensive side out. He’d probably record few vids on the go as well.
  • Playing GTA V for his gaming channel. Ad revenue important bro.
  • Going out quite late for a few beers. He’d get absolutely wasted over two pints. It would be actually hilarious to watch though.
  • Having fun for the most of the time. Listening to music, dancing, him trying to sing which you recorded for the blackmail material.
  • Him listening to your stories and things 100% enjoying it. Appreciating every thing you did in general.
  • Calling Niall, Billy and everyone else at 4am just to tell that they’re gay.
  • Cuddling that he would suggest, surprising you.
  • Waking up at about 10am, you’d have coffee and he would have his beloved orange juice. And that legendary sandwich. (inb4 “How to make a sandwich” -video)
  • Going to Tesco, to get some ice cream. (And more orange juice.)
  • When you would leave, he’d hug you but then after that kiss you. Smooth.



  • Getting Chinese Take Away.
  • Having the best and the most intense arguments and conversations about politics, music, culture etc.
  • Subtweeting or just posting conversations about memes between you two on twitter, even though you were literally few meters away from each other. 
  • Playing CSGO. You were killing each other constantly and just 99% fucking around.
  • Talking about his issues. He trusted you with these things, and you gave the best advice.
  • Critiquing and reviewing shows, games, albums, everything.
  • Staying up until about 2pm. Absolutely wild.
  • Waking up at 7pm, no regrets. 
  • C O F F E E. Overdose of C O F F E E.
  • A very long goodbye hug.
Diabolik lovers Lost Eden Carla Tsukinami (heaven 1) ~translation~ (Eng-Esp)

This translation was made by @dj-diabolik-fan
Esta traducción esta en español abajo de todo~

Place: Yui’s Room.

Yui: Mmm… … … …
Yui: (But I can’t ask him now to touch him…)

*Carla comes into the room*

Carla: Why are you crying so much?
Your voice can be heard all the way outside.
Yui: *Blush* Ah! C-Carla… I-I’m sorry…
Yui: (Was I talking that loud? How embarrassing…)

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