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Size Doesn’t Matter**

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SMUT WARNING**

“Joe, you’re so small buddy” Josh says as he scrolled through the group pictures on his phone that were taken last night.

“Yeah mate there is only one good picture where we all look relatively the same height but Jack and Oli already gone and posted that one” Caspar said as he double tapped the picture he had just mentioned. 

“Hey you snooze you lose” Oli said from his position on the couch. 

The boys had gone out last night and, as usual, had taken a few group pictures. Apparently the angles weren’t correct and in each picture the boys all towered over Joe, making him look smaller than he actually was. 

You had your legs pulled into your chest as you sat on the couch next to your boyfriend who was also scrolling through the photos from last night. He had no readable expression on his face but you knew what he was feeling, you could read him like a book.

“Hows your new diet going by the way? Thought we’d see some results by now” Caspar said in his usual joking voice. 

“Mate it doesn’t make me grow taller” Joe looked over at Caspar, giving him a weird look.

“I know, I just thought you would look bigger. I mean you’ve gotten a lot stronger but it doesn’t really show” He defended himself while the other boys laughed at Joe’s rebuttal.

“Looks like you’ll always be the smallest bud” Josh said looking up from his phone and over to Joe. 

“Actually that would be Y/N. That’s why I’ve been keeping her around” Joe said sending a wink your way. 

“She could do better” Josh remarked, something that had also been tossed around as a joke ever since you and Joe started dating. 

“Oh cheers guys” You said rolling your eyes before getting up and heading into the kitchen. 

“Alright mate,” Oli said with a yawn as he stretched his arms over his head, “I have videos that need to be edited and uploaded for tonight so I’m going to head out.”

“Yeah we should go too” Caspar said standing up and walking towards the door, Josh and Oli following close behind. 

“Bye Y/N!” The boys all said as Joe followed them to the door. 

“Bye guys” 

“See you guys later” Joe said with a wave as he closed the door behind his friends and walked into the kitchen to find an unamused look at your face. “What?”

“I wish you wouldn’t let them do that”

“Do what?

“You know what Joe.” You said giving him a sad yet disappointed look.

“Y/N it’s fine. They’ve been doing that since the day we met them, its nothing now, just a good laugh.”

“Except its not, we both know that. Isn’t that why you started going to the gym more? You always tell people your trying to build muscle and the people who don’t know you like I do believe you. But I don’t because I know that theres more to your reasoning.” 

You stood there watching your boyfriend shift on his feet as he took in your words. You’ve been together for 3 years and have seen him get so mad at himself at something he couldn’t physically change to the point where he wouldn’t even talk to you. You saw how the boys would tease him about his size and his height, everyone laughing knowing it was all just good fun, but you were the only one who saw Joe after everyone had left. He’s dealt with this for a majority of his life and it still got to him. 

The first couple of weeks after he started working with his personal trainer were great but when the results didn’t come in quick enough, Joe got down on himself again making it harder for him to intake all the calories that he was suppose to, or he’d end up skipping the gym all together.

You made your way over to him when the silence lingered above you for way too long. 

“Joe,” You said taking his his hands in yours. “I wish you actually meant what you said, that it was all just a laugh. And listen, your not small or short. Your actually quite tall, for me anyway, and you defiantly have grown since the first time we’ve met. You were perfect for me then and your perfect for me now. Besides, not really sure who you’re trying to impress, is there something or someone I should know about Sugg?” You questioned as you raised an eyebrow at him. 

“No love, only you” he said pulling you in for a kiss before wrapping his arms tightly around you. “And you’re right, you’re always right but it does suck that it does still get to me but I can’t really help it. Maybe I should just find me some new friends, ones who are smaller and shorter than me” 

You laughed into his shoulder. “You want to hang out with primary schoolers?”

“Hey! That wasn’t nice” 

“Sorry, I had too” you said kissing his lips again. 

Joe went to pull away but you leaned in closer, following his lips. You wrapped your arms around his neck, pulling him closer to you once again while his hands moved down to your waist and your tongues danced around each others mouths.

“Why don’t you let me take care of you Joe, I’ll make you feel better” You pulled away and whispered in his ear. Joe’s lips tugged themselves into a small smirk before leading you up to the bedroom.

You two were tugging at each other’s shirts as soon you at stepped foot into the room. With your lips reconnected, you blindly fumbled with the button on his jeans. Once you had successfully undid the button, you pushed him back onto the bed and pulled his jeans and boxers down his legs. 

“The boys may think you’re small, but your not” you said with a small smirk.

You waisted no time and quickly took his length in his hand, pumping it a few times as you watched Joe start to wither away at your touch. Slowly, you moved your mouth to his cock, licking a strip up the side before placing your lips over the tip, giving it a kiss. 

“Y/N” Joe breathed out as he looked down at you. 

You looked at him through your eyelashes as your lips made their way further down his cock. You sucked as you bobbed your head up and down, your hand working at the base of his cock. 

Joe let his head fall back into the pillows as a low moan escaped his lips. You picked up the pace at which you were bobbing your head, occasionally stopping to swirl your tongue around the tip before returning back to your previous actions.

Joe reached a hand down to cup your chin, guiding your face up to his so he could smash his lips into yours once again. You pulled away after a while and quickly removed your own jean and panties before straddling Joe’s waist and reconnecting your lips. 

Joe reached around your back and unclasped your bra, his massaging them in his hand before your bra even hit the grounds. With your lips still connected, Joe flipped the two of your over so your were now laying on your back.

“So much for letting me take care of you” You furrowed your eyebrows at Joe who only smirked in response. 

“One day, I promise” Joe said before guiding himself into you, causing you to moan out slightly, your hand gripping the bed sheets.

Joe gave you a few moments to adjust before he started thrusting in and out of you as he gradually picked up the pace. 

“Oh god” You moaned out, your grip on the sheets tightening. 

Joe moved a hand down to your clit as he continued to thrust deeper into you. 

“Fuck” he growled lowly as he felt your walls clench around him, making it harder for him to thrust into you. 

“I’m close Joe” you moaned out as you hands moved to grip onto his shoulders. 

“Just a little longer love” Joe said thrusting into you quicker as he too was getting close to his release. 

“Joe!” You yelled out feeling your orgasm creep closer and closer until you couldn’t hold it back any longer, your juices spilling over Joe’s cock as he continued to thrust into you, milking out your high, until he came himself. 

Joe pulled out of you and laid on the bed beside you, both your chests heaving up and down. 

“Feel better?” You said rolling onto you side, watching the small smile form across his lips as he thought back to the conversation the two of you had before hand.

“Yeah, thanks. I’m sorry I let their comments get to me, I know they don’t mean it and thats the worse part”

“I’ll tell them to quit, they seem to listen to me the most” you said, the two of you laughing. 

“Thanks love” Joe said rolling over on his side and giving you a quick kiss.

It’s Stupid

Request:  Would you be able to do one with Sean where you’re some how affiliated with other youtubers he knows, so you’ve gotten to know eachother and theres been some flirting going between them. You’ve gotten really tired & sad because you’ve been working so hard & drama has been coming out about you thats not true. He tries to talk but that doesn’t really work so he starts touching her and saying he can look after her tonight, so like kinda fluffy but hot? SORRY IF ITS TOO MUCH YOU CAN LEAVE SOME OUT

A/N I really hope this is what you were looking for, I had a hard time writing it.

Jacksepticeye x reader

word count: 371

Warnings: Drama


               Being friends with Felix, better known as PewDiePie, wasn’t easy. He was a lovely person, but it was hard to avoid the drama that surrounded him. When all the news about Felix being anti-Semitic and a Nazi started spreading, your friends decided you were too. Soon the only friends who would talk to you were the ones who personally knew Felix and knew it wasn’t true.

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anonymous asked:

Liam talked about the boys' music in an interview I don't know if you've seen the clip or not, but the way he talks about Harry's compared to the others is a little off to me? Or maybe that's just me seeing things because of the discourse that's been happening recently, I just wonder if there's actual tension between them or not.

Just realized you reblogged the clip of Liam talking about the boys, sorry. But you can see what I mean right? Compared to the other boys, even Zayn, he talks about Harry in more of a tense way, like how they talked about Zayn when he first left

And:

What do you think about liam interview where he mentioned all of the boys? I feel like there’s clearly a tension between him and harry. Bc he seems so “meh” talking about him. I wonder if the biggest reason for their hiatus is him. And sony persuaded zayn to leave first, so he can be used as the scapegoat. Bc his promo has been shit. And sony invested A LOT in harry.

And:

what do you mean that it’s interesting how liam talks abt harry (in the interview you just reblogged i mean)? i can’t watch it rn and i would love to have your opinion on why is it interesting! thanks and love ya blog!!

OK, anons, let’s go. And here’s the video and the full transcript.

So first, his language about Harry being on SNL, if you read between the lines, it wasn’t positive about the performance. It’s a hard show and he put his heart and soul into it doesn’t mean it was good, but whatever. (Compare this to how he says Niall “smashed it,” sings “slow hands,” etc in this interview clip.)

I was shocked that he flat out said that Harry’s music wasn’t his thing. Liam, in my opinion, has always been the one who has been great at answering interview questions, helps push the party line, etc. So to say something so…undiplomatic? I was surprised about that, coming from him. He didn’t say that about anyone else’s work, and I feel like the part about Harry doesn’t like Liam’s music was there to cover his butt.

I hadn’t really been thinking there was a lot of two-way tension between Liam and Harry. I know Harry said he didn’t know anything about the chains in his interview with Grimmy, but I honestly thought that could have been for a lot of different reasons.

But then Liam and Niall did the chain pic, and Liam posted that Harry Potter quote and now this? Um, yeah, I’d say there’s some tension there, for sure.

Harry has told us that he was the one to suggest the hiatus, and Liam is claiming he wants to tour MITAM because he wrote half the songs on it. I don’t know if the fact Harry has shown no interest in coming back is the source of the tension or if he went about his solo career in a way the other men weren’t expecting or what, but… Damn. I’m just surprised.

And:

what do you think of what he said about louis?

Hi anon! I really shouldn’t touch this with a ten foot pole and should keep my mouth shut in tags, but I had multiple independent conversations with others this morning who thought it sounded a bit weird.

Like, at first pass you might thing it’s just about Jay, and maybe the arrest nonsense, but–and I can’t specifically point out what it is–it just feels like it’s more than that. It just made a few of us wonder if his answer about Louis having a tough time and settling his business was about something else tumultuous in his personal life, something other than the death of Jay and the arrest? And no, we didn’t mean babygate…

MC That Ice Skates

This will be my first set; I’m sorry that I couldn’t think of anything for a bit. I really love to skate, though, so this is what I thought of. I’d love to take any requests!

Yoosung:

  • This dork was just trying to find a nice date idea
  • Aka, cheesy as hELL (don’t get me wrong, it was fucking adorable)
  • Takes you to a cute restaurant then surprises you by taking you to an ice rink
  • Oh wait
  • How do??
  • You’re waltzing in, asking for skates at the counter right away and he’s trying to figure out a size
  • Once you help him, you both finally get on the ice
  • You’re warming up and land a couple of jumps
  • He’s in awe while hanging on to the side for dear life
  • Asks if you can teach him because this boy can barely turn and you can land triple loops
  • Cue the cute montage of learning to skate and helping him up after he falls on his ass
  • He ended up being able to do a few single jumps
  • So enthusiastic when he saw how proud you were
  • You both end up spending far too much time at the rink until you get back home
  • Once you shut the door he’s sO HYPED
  • YOU ICE SKATE? AND YOU’RE REALLY GOOD? HOL Y SHIT
  • Watches any and all videos he could find of competitions to pick up terminology
  • He’s just smiling all dorky until you both fall asleep watching videos of last years Worlds competition

Jaehee:

  • You were staying up with her while she was writing up some random ass report on cats for the third time this week dAMMIT JUMIN
  • Deciding to grab your laptop, you sat next to her and pulled up a livestream of a juniors competition
  • Jaehee wasn’t paying much attention to what was on your screen compared to how you were watching it
  • Your eyes were glued to the screen, wincing when people touched the ice and looking excited when someone executed something cleanly
  • She got distracted watching it and was amazed by it while you were muttering about the imperfections
  • Looks at you like what? It’s beauty and grace?
  • Okay, if you got her distracted, you better own up to anything
  • You shrug and pause the stream and look up a video file on your laptop
  • She can tell it’s you right away even if you’re a bit younger
  • Really likes your outfit
  • Like a lot
  • After she watches the program, she gets why you were making remarks on form when you looked so good
  • You’re listing off everything wrong with it and she’s confused again
  • It was so graceful and beautiful to watch??
  • She tries to convince you it was perfect
  • “Jaehee, did you see how I landed that combination?” “Yes, and it was amazing!” “Jaehee, I touched the ice” “Maybe, but your step sequence was very good” “Jaehee, no” “MC, yes”
  • You both agree to disagree after a few minutes
  • Goes back to her work and you go back to the competition
  • Asks several minutes later if you still have any of your costumes

Zen:


  • He was talking about a new production he just got cast into
  • Mentioned ice skating since it’s in a number and you got really excited
  • He took note of it even though what you said was fleeting
  • The next day, he says he’s going to a rink to watch skaters and offers to take you
  • You practically ran to the doors once you got out of the car
  • Zen just followed you, somehow not noticing the second pair of skates you grabbed (your ass was really nice, okay?)
  • You sat down at the side to tie them up and then it clicked
  • Wait shit
  • He just had to know stage directions
  • He didn’t have to actually skate and me may or may not have said that he could in the past
  • You tugged him on the ice after he got everything situated, assuming he knew what he was doing
  • He was able to turn and skate quickly in a line out of sheer wanting to not look like an idiot
  • You knew right away, though, and just let him move a bit while you went alongside him, trying to look normal
  • He wanted you to try to do something
  • “Don’t worry, babe. I’ll catch you if you fall for me” “C'mon that one was really lame”
  • Grumbles a bit while still thinking you can’t do much
  • boy hOWDY, he was wrong
  • He just stopped and nearly got ran over watched you go into a close-to-perfect sit spin
  • You came back and looked at him smugly
  • He took it as a small challenge and you two pair skated for a while
  • Once you stepped off the ice, this bitch (I swear it’s affectionate; swearing is how I express pretty much every emotion) wanted to take off your skates for you and he didn’t just kiss your skates, oh no, he was trying to kiss up your leg
  • IN PUBLIC, MIND YOU
  • You got him to stop because zEN, THERE ARE CHILDREN
  • He just kissed your cheek and said “Payback for not telling me how flexible you are”
  • wELL SHIT
  • lmao, your asses weren’t sleeping when you got homes


I wrote this, and I’m not sure if it’s too long or anything. I’ve been really excited to watch the Four Continents soon. Let me know if you’d like other characters! I may or may not just post some, because I have a couple of ideas that I’d like to write. If theres anything I should change, please let me know! Much love!

If We Were A Movie (Seventeen Preference)
  • AN: this was probably one of the best requests of all time, I felt so so inspired by it and I hope you guys like it to. I'm seriously thinking about turning this into a whole serious, where each of these is a boy x reader oneshot so pls lemme know what you think of that idea? <3
  • S.Coups/Seungcheol: The Classic High School AU
  • We all know that our boy Coups would slay as the classic high school heart throb. Nobody would fit the part better than him. He is the meaning of after school football practices and making cheerleaders' panties drop with a wink and a smile. He also has the heart and the smarts underneath his muscles and good looks to bring dimension to his movie character that would surprise the protagonist in the best way and make you fall in love. (I mean, who wouldn't fall in love with him, anyway?) Not only does his character fit seamlessly into this AU/genre, but he embodies the genre itself. The cheesy romance bits of the plot, the corny jokes, and the underlying message to never give up on your dreams that always acts like a big brother to the viewing teens, just like Seungcheol does. He is the classic high school movie - a perfect way to settle into the movie marathon.
  • Jeonghan: Pre-Millennial Crime Thriller
  • That sounds like a very complicated title, but our Jeonghan is a very complicated and beautiful man. At first I wanted to call this one "1920's Mob Film", but I felt that was far too narrow. Mostly because crime dramas set in the 1960's and 70's are becoming very popular and Jeonghan fits that style very well along with the 1920's. So I believe this beauty would fit perfectly into any crime or mob movie set before the turn of the millennium. Mainly during the 1920's, 30's, or the 50's and 60's. His hair was just meant to be tucked neatly under a fedora and paired with a sharp suit that would have all his enemies shaking in their boots the moment they saw him coming. Because yes, he does have that beautiful, angelic face, but I feel that's what would make him the perfect crime boss. He would be the devil hiding in the angel's armour. Nobody would expect it from him until just a few moments before their tragic death. Slowly, over time, they would learn to fear this beautiful man, understand that this was his town and this angel was playing God not because he deserved it, but because he wanted it. I just feel like he's the human embodiment of soft music box music playing in the background of a murder scene during a movie like this, and I love it.
  • Joshua/Jisoo: Zombie Apocalypse
  • Joshua would be the Glenn of a Seventeen zombie apocalypse. (And because Glenn is my all time favourite character of everything I paired little Jisoo with the genre.) He'd be the good guy who survives strictly because he is good to others, and somehow manages to maintain his purity and morality even when the world goes to shit. That would be the best thing about him. He'd believe that others are still good and he'd high uphold the belief that no one should get left behind. He would be the guy who would often almost get killed trying to save other people. He wouldn't actually have many apocalypse survival skills, but his kind nature would find him with people to save his ass over and over again, no matter what trouble they had to go through doing so. Most would think that a badass type of person would embody the zombie genre, but I really think someone like Jisoo is it. He has the heart warming arch of the story, the loveable characters (you know, the ones you really, really don't want to die but probably get treated like shit anyway), and somewhere deep inside him he probably has the really dark parts that any good zombie movie has. But really he's probably more of a zombie comedy like Zombieland or Dead Before Dawn.
  • Jun: Vampire
  • Jun being the vampire genre is about as certain as the sun rising in the morning. He's a vampire through and through. But I believe he's his own breed of vampire. Not a classic, brooding dark creature of the night like Dracula, or a modern emotional sparkly lover like Edward, but a mix of sexual, adorable, funny, sassy, and something still very human that would make his vampire easily a romantic comedy or teen movie. He'd be the type to go around telling people he's a vampire, almost trying to scare them, and no one would believe him because he just doesn't seem like the type. And he'd drink blood out of those girly reusable athletic cups with straws in public, with no one actually knowing it's blood. He would be a lot like the vampires from My Babysitter's A Vampire, but with a twist of sexuality, and something a little more brooding. Because deep down he has realized his curse - being stuck between death and life for an eternity and having to kill to stay strong - and accepted it. He would just be the perfect main character, as well as the fact that he just embodies every aspect of every kind of vampire that has been portrayed on screen before.
  • Hoshi/Soonyoung: Summer Adventure/Feel Good Flick
  • Some of my all time favourite kinds of movies are the feel good summer movies about teens going on adventures and making some kind of growing leap or major character development over that summer. Like Now and Then, Whip It, The Sandlot, or the Goonies (which yes, I know that one was set in the fall). I feel like the spirit of these kind of movies also embodies a lot of music videos, like SHINee's View, which I really love. Hoshi himself is perfect for this kind of movie because he is a feel good summer adventure in human form. He's all the happiness and bright parts, all the interesting dips and turns in the plot that really keep the movie going. He's all the road trips, all the eating snacks out of crappy gas stations, sleepovers in rickety tree houses, bon fires on the beach, the best kind of montages to a great summer song (maybe Adore U?). Overall he's just a happy, bright little puppy that makes you feel really happy and bright like a great summer vacation and a great summer movie.
  • Wonwoo: Werewolf
  • As much as Wonwoo could be the ultimate emo vampire as well, I believe that his darkness can be channeled into hairy beast of the full moon. I was torn between him and Coups for this genre, but ultimately moody with a touch of puppy cuteness won out over heartthrob. I also feel that he has the mature side of a werewolf thriller or romance, and the silly side for when the genre is targeted toward a younger audience, like the show Teen Wolf (which I love, all time fav). And I mean he's just dreamy, and doesn't everybody have some weird werewolf kinky deep down?
  • Woozi/Jihoon: Magical Fantasy Land
  • My first thought with this one is Harry Potter. Woozi would be the perfect little pastel unicorn prince, slaying enemies with spells and making them bow down just with his cuteness alone. Even if it wasn't specifically Harry Potter, maybe it would be an Alice in Wonderland or Narnia, any magical fantasy would fit his personality and looks perfectly. The adorable shell with a serious, take charge and save the world undertone would belong there and make him the leader of the group or in any position of royalty if there was one - especially if there was some kind of magical "chosen one", he'd be it. Him just generally being ethereal, wise, and talented embodies this genre and if he was in a movie like this I'd watch it over and over again.
  • DK/Seokmin: Superhero Standby
  • There's nothing better than a good, classic superhero movie. Even the ones that are being made and coming out in 2015 seem to have all the classic elements to them, and that's what makes them so easy to love. Just like DK - he's a very classic kind of guy. Classic looks, classic humor, appears very easy going and easy to be around. That's why he would fit perfectly into the world of any classic DC or Marvel superhero (personally I'd go for DC, but that's just my preference). He could slip seamlessly into the role of ordinary citizen by day, and tall, handsome, muscled city saviour by night. His hero would be charismatic, loved by all, and not only treat the citizens as victims, but as everyday people that he loved and cared for. And if we really wanted to stir things up in this genre, DK wouldn't be the hero - he could be the shy, polite damsel in distress to our heroic female protagonist. Either way, Seokmin as a person has all the qualities of this genre - the humor, the drama, the energy, and the overall childish glamour that draws us all to loving superheroes and their adventures.
  • Mingyu: Low Budget Indie/Grunge Film
  • This is a very specific style of film-making, rather than a genre, that Mingyu (especially with his gorgeous silver hair) would fit into so brilliantly. There is a bit of cross-over between this and feel good summer movies, with movies like The Kings of Summer or Moonrise Kingdom, but the more unique thing I find about this genre is that the subject matter of these movies (mostly) is a lot darker. Usually of the nature of drug use and sex and abusive relationships. And what would our happy little Mingyu have to do with movies like this? It's really more about his aesthetic. Movies like this are all about aesthetic - there's entirely blogs dedicated to grunge, and a lot of movie screen caps end up on there - and his looks fit in perfectly. The sharply chiseled jaw, dark, smoky eyes, built form, and most of all, the silvery hair that really says grunge king. That and in my opinion, in the setting of one of these movies, he could turn on a dime from happy-go-lucky into the mystery, badass, soul punk that the story calls for. With an outfit change he could slip right into the world of a movie like How I Live Now, Hick, The Basketball Diaries, or a show like Freaks and Geeks.
  • The8/Minghao: Something Supernatural
  • One of the genres I definitely wanted to use was a supernatural one. Seemingly ordinary people having extraordinary powers (like the movie Push), demons and angels living in the suburbs, basically anything that would be the everyday plot of an anime. In this world, Minghao would be perfect in the role of the protagonist's best friend, the one who undoubtedly panics when he finds out what's really lurking in his world. But the protagonist would have nowhere else to go, no one else to turn to, possibly running from the government because of your abnormality, and you knew that Minghao would have your back. So you told him, disclosed to him all the freaky shit that goes on just under his nose, and at first he'd freak out. He'd deny it, he wouldn't really be able to cope. But then his heart would be right there in it. He would protect you no matter what, until his dying breath, doing anything to make sure you were safe. He would be the air of lightness, innocence, and maybe even comic relief that this genre needs.
  • Seungkwan and Vernon: Buddy Cop Movie
  • I know it might seem a little cheap to have two of them under the same genre, but you can't tell me these two wouldn't be the perfect pair of buddy cops. Just like Starsky and Hutch or the girls from The Heat, they'd have the perfect combination of bickering and die hard friendship to make their movie interesting and heartwarming. Seungkwan would be the paper work minded, rule driven, uptight cop that would be 100% about justice and putting the bad guy away, but doing it right. He would probably have some cheesy sap story from when he was a child about why he wanted to join the force in the first place that Vernon would brush off, but it would really get him in the gut. Vernon himself would be more of a dirty cop. He'd have more of a skewed idea of justice, but he'd get his bad guy no matter what it took. He would also be one to make jokes and ignore his paper work and this would bug the hell out of Seungkwan to no end. Together they would be the perfect cops, always get their man (or woman), and have a few laughs along the way. (Personally I would kill for this movie but that's just me.)
  • Dino/Chan: A Chosen One Story
  • This is the Divergent, Maze Runner, or maybe even Hunger Games type of story. Even though stories like this can vary drastically in their setting and details of plot, they usually do have a lot of aspects in common. Dino has all the traits of a protagonist in this kind of story; being young and uncertain, but having a great, strong heart and likely being able to overcome whatever is thrown at him with a smile. Even if he himself wasn't the Chosen One, he would make a great supporting character/best friend to the protagonist. I'm not really sure how else to go about explaining this, but Chan would be such a great character in a movie or even a series like this.
YouTuber Confessional - Jack Maynard Imagine

A/N- hey love, can I pretty please have an imagine where you’re joe’s sister and you do a video for his channel like the youtuber confessional one he did with zoe, and he gets you to admit that you have feelings for jack. I hope you’re not overloaded with requests, but if you are, please take your time to write mine, theres no rush! x

Actually enjoyed writing this one! Enjoy :)

Joe called me last night saying he wanted to start a new YouTube video series and he wanted me to be in the first episode. I did question what i would be doing but he said all to be revealed. Being Joe’s sister i for sure knew this was going to be one of those weird but wonderful videos. 

Joe had been setting up in the bedroom for the past 20 minutes making sure everything was out correct and in position. I wasn’t allowed to see what was happening because apparently it would wreck the surprise. Touching up my make-up and finding a decent t-shirt to wear i waited for Joe to give me the all clear. When this happened i walked into the bedroom to see Joe sitting on a chair wearing a reverend/pastor costume. I sat down in the spare seat awaiting to hear what this was all about. 

“What the hell Joe?” I started to laugh, there was no way i was going to take this seriously. 

“Shhhh im going to start my video now” Joe said. I bit down on my lip trying to contain my laughter. 

“So today i thought i’d start a new series on my youtube channel and its called, i dont know what its called” So starting a new series and he doesnt even have a name for it yet, good one Joe!

“Call it youtube confessional” I suggested. 

“Youtuber confessional or the youtuber confessional?”

“The youtube confessional” Finally agreeing on what to call it, the video continued. 

“You look like you have a lot of confessionals stored in that pea shaped head” 

“I do” I nodded. 

“Now Y/N im giving you the opportunity to confess your sins” I nodded once again while pulling faces causing Joe to look down and laugh. 

“Stop it please im trying to be serious there” 

“Sorry” I looked down trying to look sad but failing. 

“Lets begin! What is your worst habit?” Joe asked first. 

“Oh god, I dont know. Erm, probably biting my nails” I openly admitted.

“Thats disgusting, what do you do with the nail you bit off?” Joe asked with a strange facial expression.

“I either spit them out or swallow them”

“What kind of human are you” We both laughed. 

“How much do you get paid?”

“Well that’s personal!, it varies every month. But i tell you this, the media have never got it right” I truthfully said. I don’t like when the media get involved making up stories just because they don’t have anything good to cover.

“Are you a millionaire?” 

“Joe! You tell me, am i?” 

“You probably have more than me” This was probably true, I was known as the saver in the family. 

“When was the last time you flew economy?” 

“Like 2 weeks ago when i came back from Italy” 

“I forgot you went there did you enjoy it?”

“I did thank you”

“Do you scrunch or fold toilet paper when you wipe your arse?” Where the hell do these questions come from.

“I fold unless im drunk then i scrunch so i can hurry off the toilet” Joe let out a little chuckle knowing what i was like when drunk. 

“Worst habit on social media” 

“Using the emojis too often or when they arent needed” 

“You should use Joemoji” Joe said winking at the camera. “Self branding there”

“Have you ever slept with a youtuber?”

“No” 

“Are you sure?” Joe re-questioned

“Of course”

“Do you dislike any of your brothers friends?” I let out a chuckle as Joe started referring to himself in third person. 

“No i like them all”

“Which one do you like the most?” 

“I like them all equally” I started to get a little defensive. Obviously there was one i liked more but Joe shouldn’t know who it is. I’ve never dropped hints, i’ve never purely shown it. 

“Come on tell me, i know your hiding something” This was the worst part about it. With me and Joe being so close we knew each other inside out. I knew when he was hiding something or when he wasn’t his self and it seems he was the same way with me.

“Y/N this is called YouTube confessional, you’re meant to tell the truth” Joe smirked. 

“I am telling the truth” Well i wasn’t.

“Well i know it’s not Oli as you see him as a brother” 

“Correct”

“It’s not Josh or Mikey because you’ve friendzoned them a few times in conversations plus they wouldn’t try it on with you”

“Correct”

“It’s either Caspar Jack or Conor” Joe started to put his thinking hat on staring at me the whole time. Almost like he was trying to read my mind.

“It’s not Conor” 

“Right” I was so scared for him to figure out this secret of mine. I mean crushing on one of this friends is a bit weird right? But I did get on with them all, they were in my age range to which is a bonus. I blame Joe for having genuine good friends. 

“It’s Jack, you like Jack” He proudly smiled knowing he cracked it as i remained silent. How did he conclude to that. It’s quite scary actually. All i could think of was the heat rising to my cheeks. 

“Y/N you like Jack!” Joe kept shouting clapping his hands. 

“Ok ok calm down” 

“How long? How long have you liked him?” Ugh I hated talking about my feelings especially when it happens to be about one of my brothers best mate. 

“A few months now” I mumbled not exactly wanting to get into it. 

“I knew it! Every time i see you two together the looks you give each other is different. I’ve never seen you like it before and i’ve definitely not seen Jack like it before and I know what Jack is like” The heat reaching to my cheeks was for sure making them turn bright red. The lights in the room didn’t help either. It was like interrogation.  

I tried not to like Jack but he was just different, i knew his reputation but i didn’t see that. It’s like he changed. From the day Joe introduced me to him i got butterflies. I’m not a nervous person when it comes to meeting new people but meeting Jack. He was the first. The flirting between us happened every now and again but I didn’t actually realise it happened at times, it just came naturally. He made me happy. He made me smile. When looking across a room I would always see the blue eyes looking in my direction, the small compliments he would give me when no one else was around or listening, the brushing against each other when walking back one another. But i didn’t want to say anything in case it did something to Joe and Jacks friendship. Just being a good sister. 

“Why didn’t you say something?” Joe asked.

“Because i’m your little sister, i thought you may have thought it’s strange for me to be liking one of your friends. When a boy tries to flirt or make a move you’ve given them the death stare. Don’t say you dont or haven’t because you have”

“But have you noticed i never stopped Jack?” That was something to think about. “I know Jack has liked you for a while now, he confined in me. He also felt bad but i said it was ok as i saw the change in him” 

“Why didnt you tell me!!”

“Because i wasn’t sure if you liked him, i wanted to wait to see if i could get it out of you and now i have!” 

“You’re so sly” I folded my arms and left back in the chair letting out a small laugh. 

“You love me. Oh he’s coming around here later i invited him”

“Joe! You don’t even live here and you’re invited people around” 

“You’ll thank me later”

“Is the camera still filming?” We both looked towards it and laughed.

“For god sake i’m going to have so much editing to do” 

Week With The Suggs

“Oh. Hello.” I blink in surprise at Joe as he swings open the front door, “I didn’t realize you had been invited too.”

“Lovely to see you as well, Y/N!” He laughs, moving to the side so I can walk through.

“Sorry,” I wince, turning to face him after I drop my bag to the floor. “That was pretty bad, wasn’t it?”

“No, no. It’s just clear you don’t want to see me. I get it.” Joe mock pouts at me.

“Don’t be mean!” I laugh, pulling him into a hug. “I did miss you.” I mumble into his shoulder, relaxing into the embrace briefly before we pull apart. “I just hadn’t realized that I would get to see both Suggs!”

“Aren’t you lucky then!” He throws an arm over my shoulder, and I fight the blush that tries to appear on my cheeks as he leads me into the living room. “Zoe, Y/N’s here!”

“Yay!” The other Sugg jumps off the couch, pulling me into a tight hug. “I’m so excited! This week is going to be so much fun!” Zoe takes my hand in hers and pulls me into the kitchen, where I crouch down to say hello to Nala.

“Thanks for the heads up about Joe, by the way.” I roll my eyes up at Zoe.

“Oh, did I not mention he’d be staying for the week too?” She shoots me an innocent look, but I still see the sparkle in her eye.

Zoe was one of the only people to know of my crush on Joe, and now I was stuck being around him for an entire week. Well, maybe stuck wasn’t the right word.

“Cheers, Zo.” I stick my tongue out at her before looking back down at Nala who wiggles closer to me wanting attention.

“Calm down, it’ll be fun. And who knows what will happen!”


“What’s happening now?” Alfie comments as he and Joe join us. “Ello, Y/N. Alright?”

“Yeah, thanks. And nothings happening. Your girlfriend was just telling me how much fun this week will be, thats all.” I shoot her a look, and she shakes her head at me.

“Alan!” Joe plops onto the floor next to me, exciting the black pug.

“Her name is Nala, Joe.” Zoe and I chime in together, giggling after Joe stares at us with wide eyes.

“That’s just creepy.” He mumbles, continuing to play with Nala.

“So, do you want to film a video tonight? Or tomorrow? I was thinking of reacting to home videos, this time with you. Since you do feature in quite a few of them.” Zoe questions as i stand up, moving to lean against the counter.

“And by quite a few, she means most of them. I forgot how much we saw each other when we were younger.” Joe comments, his attention having moved on to the guinea pigs.

“Which is why its so weird that we can go so long without seeing each other.” I sigh, “But I’m fine with whenever. Do you have them loaded up for tonight? Or should we just wait until tomorrow?”

“Let’s do tomorrow.” Joe groans.

“Tomorrow would be better anyways, because we have to do a food shop if we have two more people staying with us this week.” Alfie joins in the conversation, resting his chin on Zoe’s shoulder. I smile as I watch them interact, loving the simplicity of their relationship, but also wishing I had that.

“Sounds good to me.” Zoe replies, turning her head to kiss Alfie on the cheek.

“Gross. Stop being all couple like.”

“You’re just jealous you haven’t got a girlfriend, Joe.”

“Cheers for pointing that out, mate.” Joe finally stands from the floor, crossing the room to stand beside me. “And at least I have Y/N this week, won’t be stuck with the married couple.” He pulls me into a side hug, and I automatically wrap my arms around his waist.

“We’ll just use them for their house and eat their food.”

“Exactly. See, she gets me.”

“Maybe she should be your girlfriend, then.” Alfie grins, and I turn my face into Joe’s shoulder to hide my red face.

“Nah, Y/N wouldn’t want to date me.” Joe says, but I can hear something off in his voice. I ignore it though, and switch the conversation.

“Shall we go food shopping?”


The rest of the week flies by. We film a couple of videos together for all their YouTube channels, eat too much food, and laugh way too much.

The one thing I notice is how Joe acts.

We’d always been very comfortable with each other, and there tended to be touching and cuddling before hand on occasion, but throughout the week it was different somehow.

It felt more intimate, and there had been a couple of nights where I’d woken up on the couch the room dark, a blanket thrown over us, our legs tangled together.

I wasn’t complaining, but it was confusing for me with my feelings. I had wanted this with Joe, but was worried he was just toying with my emotions.

It was the last night at the Zalfie household, and I was sat in the backyard looking up at the stars, enjoying a moment to myself.

I heard the door open and close before a body sat beside me. Joe was sat so close, the sides of our bodies pressed against one another.

“Hi.” He spoke softly, his hand finding mine in the dark, our fingers lacing together.

“Hi.” I reply, keeping my eyes on the sky above me.

“You alright?”

I turn to look at him, concern shining in the blue eyes I had fallen so hard for. I smile and give his hand a squeeze.

“I’m fine. Why?” He shrugs, but doesn’t break our eye contact.

“You’ve been quiet today. Was worried.”

“Just sad that our week is over. I missed you guys, and I hate that we went so long without seeing each other.”

“We still talk all the time.”

“I know that, but I do like seeing you in person, you realize that, right?” I tease him.

“I missed you too.” Joe says instead. “I hadn’t noticed how much though until I opened the door and saw you standing there.”

“Are you alright?” I turn his original question on him, biting my lip.

“Just been thinking this week, that’s all.”

“That’s dangerous.”

“Shush, this is serious.”

“Sorry. What have you been thinking about?” I rest my head on his shoulder, gazing across the dark garden of the Zalfie household.

“You. Me. Us.”

“Oh.”

“Yeah.”

“What about us?”

“Do you…” Joe pauses, and I feel him take in a breath. “Do you wonder what it’d be like, if we were like Zoe and Alfie?”

“Like them, how…like, together?” I can feel my heart start to race at his words.

“Like together.” He echoes. I lift my head, meeting his stare again.

“Joe, just say what you want to say. Please.”

“I like you.”

“I like you too.” Joe rolls his eyes at my response, but theres a small smile on his lips.

“Don’t be daft. You know what I mean.”

“Do I?”

Letting out a frustrated sigh, he leans forward and kisses me, just a short and sweet one.

“Oooh, that’s what you mean.” I smile, leaning in closer to him. “I meant it though, Joe. I like you too. A lot.”

“Good.” He rests his forehead against mine, and I close my eyes. “I don’t want to go so long without seeing you again, Y/N.”

“Then let’s change that.”

“How about we start with a date?” Joe mumbles, his lips brushing against mine.

“Sound perfect to me.” I reply before we kiss again.

BTS way of showing you their love

I’m sorry, that I’m posting it just now, I wasn’t at home for a while so I couldn’t use my PC, I’m really sorry for this delay, I hope, that you will find this post and find it satisfying enough, I’m really really sorry! 

。・゚゚・(≧д≦)・゚゚・。


Seokjin:

- is not angry if you don’t know how to cook

- shares with you even his most favorite food

- buys you couple things

- is not angry if you are in front of the mirror longer than him

- moves a bit his Mario to make a place for your things by himself

- says, that you are beautiful even if you look like trash

- everywhere, where it can be (lockscreen, background, wallet), is your photo

- calls you his princess all the time

- tells you, that you are perfectly strange girl for him

- says, that he doesn’t need a cute puppy when he has you

- even if you fart he will still say that you are cute

Yoongi:

- shares with you his favourite pillow

- let’s you listen to his half-written new rap

- touches you even if he’s not touchy with anyone

- changes into sassy king when you’re listening to some sweet sweet pop…

- … but still listens to that sweet sweet pop with you

- gives you his the most favorite and expensive snapbacks

- tells you, that your flaws makes you more beautiful than if you hadn’t got any

- loves to inconspicuously play with your hair

- is not complaining even when you’re wearing high heels and you’re taller than him

- names his pillow with your name

- even if he’s tired af and wants to sleep, he’s staying up just to talk with you

Hoseok:

- is always trying to make you laugh

- wants only you to play with his hair

- calls you the real talent even if you’re dancing like half-dead chicken

- shares with you his every moment from the day 

- wants to know everything, what you were doing all day

- spams you with hearts in messages

- spams you with hearts in real life

- buys you his favourite perfume

- plays with you not just in funny ways

- says that will go everywhere and do everything just to make you happy

- shows you even his hidden charms

Namjoon:

- is scared to touch you because he thinks that he would break you with his strange ability

- touches you a lot 

- whispers in your ear even if theres no need for it

- buys you 10 pairs of red Converse

- makes from you his biggest inspiration

- downloads your playlist to listen to it and try to understand you more

- sometimes changes into your psychologist

- leaves you to ruin his always perfect hairstyle

- calls you his all the time

- always makes you sit on his lap

- shares with you his stupidest thoughts

Jimin:

- makes 54546464 photos with him on your mobile while you’re in the bathroom

- makes as your prof pic on every of your account his half-naked pic

- blushes and eyesmiles every time when he sees you

- squishes your cheeks

- buys for you two same rings

- cutely plays with ends of your clothes

- becomes more confident about his small hands and fingers thanks to you

- rather than go to workout stays at home with you and eats pizza

- unsuccessfully tries to be sexy just for you

- finds out your blog and what you’re writing there about him…

- … thanks to that says, that you ruined him

Taehyung:

- gives you his plushies

- doesn’t know how to say “no” when he’s with you

- plans big and bright future with you

- hugs you all the time

- wakes you up in the midnight just to tell you that he dreamed about you

- is always ball of cuteness because of you

- looks only into the camera when he’s doing fanservice…

- … because he knows, that you’re watching him 

- let’s you to do his make-up even if he knows that you love to use pink

- shows you his strange faces to make you laugh

- shows you his adult side more to make you feel like you’re with a real man

Jungkook:

- loves to go behind you and watch your back

- forces you to watch all of his favourite Marvel movies

- makes strange videos with you and watches them when he’s not with you

- talks about his problems and feelings only with you

- introduces you to his very secret family

- doesn’t want to introduce you to his older brother bcs he’s scared that you will like his brother more

- makes shy presents

- makes confident eye contacts

- leaves you to win in his favorite video-games

- is not shy to sing for you at night

- even in the biggest crowds can find you and look straight into your eyes

Master list

sleeping headcanons for the paladins

bruh okay before y’all step on my ass i am the original creator of this post, i’m just reposting it to my main blog before i delete my sideblog

Shiro

  • sleeps on his back with his right arm under his pillow. he tends to rest his other arm on his belly and more often than not it pushes his shirt up to reveal sort-of abs but also flub and allura thinks it’s adorable
  • snores only if he’s really deeply asleep. none of the team knows this because in his time as a paladin he never really slept as soundly as he could have, he was always on edge, always battle ready
  • a huge cuddler if in bed with another person. automatically gets close to them, conscious or not, and tends to throw one arm over them
  • 100% down for a cuddle pile. always.
  • very affectionate in general


Keith

  • tends to sleep as close to the wall as possible, with his back to it in like a lowkey fetal position
  • he always has one hand under the pillow (ready to grab his knife), and his other stretched in front of him. 
  • despite being generally tense and Ready To Fight, he’s a deep sleeper and will only be roused if physically jostled or via the castle’s siren/alarm clock
  • sleeps with his mouth open but doesn’t snore
  • his nose usually gets stuffy in the evening and it annoys him to no end, hence sleeping with his mouth open
  • nobody realizes how tense he is usually and would be surprised to see how relaxed his face is in sleep
  • always acts like he’s against the Team Cuddle Pile because he isn’t accustomed to physical affection, but it grows on him after a while. he prefers to be on the edges of the pile, though
  • he sleeps better with someone else in the room, but dislikes having someone else in his bed. he can only put up with close contact for so long.
  • the crankiest fucker in the morning. never talk to him before 10am. 
  • wears shoes to bed, this motherfucker


Pidge

  • do they even sleep?
  • just kidding.
  • they will often go for a few days without sleeping and then pass out for as long as possible
  • around the end of their Stay Awake As Long As Physically Possible routine (day 3 or 4) they tend to nod off in weird places, as per the fandom joke
  • some examples include: in their plate of space goo, inside the compartment of whatever machine they were fiddling with, underneath whatever machine they were fiddling with, in Shiro’s lap (he was helping them with some project), on top of a sink, in a shower, under the desk in Hunk’s room, inside the refrigerator, and once hanging slightly out of an air vent. nobody knows how they ended up there.
  • sometimes they force themselves to stick to a normal human sleep schedule, but they tend to give up after at least a week. they’re never tired at the right times and end up staring at the ceiling for hours, so staying awake is easier.
  • they love physical affection and like to be in the middle of the Team Cuddle Pile
  • second crankiest in mornings because they never ever get enough sleep. will punch you if you talk to them before they have their space coffee.


Lance

  • sleeps like a goddamn baby
  • and by that i mean he wakes up 5 times every night to wander around, pester someone regardless of if they’re awake or not, or to get food
  • he sleeps on either his back or his stomach. there is no in between.
  • everybody thinks he never gets bedhead, but he actually wakes up unnecessarily early to tame The Wildest Hair in team voltron
  • he snores. so. loudly. keith literally requested a room change so he wouldn’t have to listen to lance through the walls.
  • lowkey cries himself to sleep a lot because his Funny Jokester front is a FARCE. a FARCE i tell you!!
  • he always loves a good cuddle pile and always wants to be the focal point. he and pidge fight over this while shiro ends up being in the middle.
  • resident pillow fort engineer. he had tons of siblings, he got this
  • always cold. please give him your extra blankets.


Hunk

  • snores, but quietly
  • tends to sleep on his side, facing the wall
  • cranky if woken up in the middle of the night, but if he gets enough sleep he’s as pleasant as ever.
  • kicks blankets off in sleep all the time bc he overheats really easily
  • only needs like 6 hours and tends to wake up really early for whatever reason
  • checks on pidge if they’re awake, always makes them space coffee
  • if lance comes wandering out early enough they’ll make breakfast together for the crew
  • dreams are usually peaceful but right after battles he has a lot of nightmares
  • deep sleeper
  • enjoys cuddling and likes to be the one everyone cuddles on/into. he’s the one who has his arms around everyone. tends to be on the outside, and his arms are the pillow and the large immovable limb that traps you from going to pee


Allura

  • quiet sleeper usually, can have very vivid nightmares that will wake her screaming and kicking
  • either coran or shiro comes to comfort her. ever so often she goes to shiro’s room and cuddles with him, completely platonically of course. it’s not like she lays awake at night thinking about him or anything.
  • (she totally does)
  • sleeps in the fetal position
  • very light sleeper, will jump up at the smallest noise
  • has to put her hair up before going to sleep because one or all of three outcomes could happen: she gets suffocated by her own hair, overheats because theres so much of it and it keeps her uncomfortably warm, or it gets trapped in her armpits or under limbs or in inconvenient places and moving pulls on her scalp so she’s basically fucked until she can figure out what strand is causing it
  • loves cuddling, a very touchy feely person in general
  • co-builder of pillow forts. she doesn’t really know how to do it well but she’s enthusiastic and needs to have some fun


Coran

  • this bitch? he really never sleeps
  • no one knows what he does, except that he probably cleans all night cause damn if the castle isn’t always sparkling
  • probably piloting the castle too
  • i mean how is he always awake to make sure allura’s alright? simple solution: never went to sleep in the first place
  • this guy always seems over-energetic and somewhat like he’s lost his marbles, its obviously caused by wayyy too much space coffee
  • likes physical affection but stays away from cuddle piles. that’s Too Much™ for him
  • that being said, he’s always there for patented Space Uncle Hugs™ 
  • seriously though. have you ever seen him go to bed? no.
  • he doesnt. sleep.


Zarkon

  • doesn’t have time to sleep. he’s making evil plots.


The Team Cuddle Pile

  • The Gang will occasionally have slumber parties in the room with benches that lance dubs the family room. nobody objects, cause they really are a family, aren’t they?
  • lance and allura will construct pillow forts while listening to the others talk and laugh and generally bond
  • they always have cuddle piles. always.
  • nobody really provides the idea to cuddle, Shiro just sits down and people converge around him. lance squishes next to him and pidge lays against his chest, in between his legs. Allura leans against his other side and hunk lays an arm behind everyone and sits to one side. keith sits on the other, not quite touching whoever’s next to him, but close enough
  • that last headcanon is if they’re all sitting up, most likely watching movies with the video player pidge whipped up. lance was the one to swipe movies from outdoor markets on planets they visited
  • if they’re all sleeping or laying down, people will lay on top of others with no shame. hunk holds everyone in his arms and pidge, lance, and shiro always end up in the middle. somebody’s head is always on somebody’s lap
  • one time lance and keith woke up slightly separated from the group, in each other’s arms, and lowkey freaked out
  • by lowkey i mean lance shrieked and woke everyone else up and keith exited the room Swiftly
  • its common that they dont actually sleep for most of the slumber party, and just stay up and talk to each other about everything from earth to memes
  • when they do sleep, it’s comfortable and they’re all at ease and they wake up feeling safe and rested
  • oh also the castle has an unnecessarily loud alarm clock that Coran will use if no one wakes the fuck up

i love my children ok

anonymous asked:

All the rfa and their mc doing the bf/gf does my makeup challenge on each other please? :D

(a/n this isn’t like a video or something and it’s just the RFA members getting their makeup done and them doing yours(pps I didn’t want this to be too long so i changed the layout a lil and shortened it - it’s just for this hc) 

Yoosung

˚ doing his makeup:

  • i feel like he’d ASK you to do his makeup around halloween?? (he wants to look cool)
  • he sees your makeup and how you managed to make your lipstick look like dried blood, and it looked like you had a bruise
  • jealous yoosung because his girlfriend looks so badass ◔̯◔
  • and he’s there probably wearing a smurf costume or something
  • so you start doing his makeup and he sits there and asks what EVERYTHING IS
  • when you have more than one of the same thing he freaks out because 
  • why??
  • “ ..so what’s this?” // “oh.. thats eyeshadow yoosungie!” 
  • “ oh.. and this?”// “..um.. it’s eyeshadow..” 
  • “ and this?” // still eyeshadow” 
  • there’s 3 eyeshadows? why is that so much? aren’t they all brown sha-?
  • no its coffee, caramel and expresso theres a difFERENCE 
  • you have to get him to shut up by telling him that if eyeliner gets in his eye then there’s a 95% chance he’ll go blind
  • literally shuts up so fast and doesn’t move a muscle - the child is SO gullible
  • stares in the mirror when he’s done because wow my skin looks flawless???
  • (purchases bb cream the next day and asks you to put it on for him)
  • has a fit when eyeliner smudges into his eye and almost runs to the hospital without you knowing
  • YOOSUNG WAITT

˚ doing your makeup:

  • …yoosung if you put foundation in my eye I will kill you..
  • you guys just got bored one day and he wanted to test his skills on how well he’d be able to do your makeup after seeing a few videos on youtube
  • uses everything wrong its so bad
  • okay but since when have I had pink shadows in my eyebrows Yoosung
  • dies at the amount of brushes you have
  • “so this brush is for contouring?” //yes!”
  • “and this is for highlight?” //mhm” (omg he’s learning)
  • “alright!… soo… what are they again?” (nvm
  • (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
  • at the end of the ‘challenge’ he gives you a worried glance because he knows that he didn’t get ANYTHING in place
  • you were to blame for the cakey foundation though
  • him being a baby you didn’t want him to stop putting makeup on you because his hands were hella soft and he was so gentle with you 
  • no yoosung thats not enough foundation!!” 
  • “…the video said to use about 3 pumps.. i’ve used 13!”
  • ignore the video pls babe carry on

Zen

˚ doing his makeup:

  • it’d be like a last minute thing or something
  • his makeup stylist wasn’t there for the show and he just trusts you to do it 
  • but you’re lowkey embarrassed when he starts correcting you about what products you’re using
  • “uh.. I think thats a contour brush ”// “oh right yeah sorry (fUCK)
  • although him being the gentleman that he is he probably shuts up after noticing you getting embarrassed 
  • just lets you get on with it no matter how you apply it
  • he only knows about the products because he’s constantly being forced to wear it btw
  • whines saying the that the foundation smells like paint and his pores will be clogged 
  • oh god they’re trying to poison my skin :(((
  • just shut up
  • compliments your skills as soon as you’re done - even if he doesn’t like it at all
  • also the type of person to record you while doing his makeup on his phone on snapchat
  • when you go really close to him to do his eye makeup he stares you down but the corner of his lip is curving upwards slightly (omg no .. Zen.. stop)
  • hey…can’t stay away from me, can you? & he pecks your lips and you feel his lips linger a bit before he rests back in his chair again
  • his eyeliner is a lil shaky after that because damn he knows how to fuck you right up

˚ doing your makeup:

  • he has a bet with you saying that he could probably be able to do your makeup in 10 minutes and it would turn out decent
  • pffffffffffft okay
  • but then he actually starts like doing the right things and techniques and ur like just like
  • wait wait wait wait wait wait no 
  • he’s blending everything properly and oh my GOD 
  • why is my highlight looking extremely good 
  • what kinda witchcraft..
  • i knew u were a witch with your white cat tail looking ass ponytail
  • it’s? so? good?
  • you’re looking in the mirror and you’re so ??? because you look hot but h o w??
  • you give him the evil eyes as he just smirks at you with his arms crosssed leaning against the door as it to say “I told you so
  • but he immediately grabs a wet wipe to take your makeup off
  • shit I’ll never look this good again..
  • hey… I haven’t taken my selfies yet 
  • “.. take them with your bare face.. i like my baby faced princess
  • no amount of foundation can cover up your blushing cheeks before he pinches them and lightly plants a kiss on both cheeks
  • he’s slowly making you go insane I swear 

Jaehee

˚ doing her makeup / doing your makeup: 

  • i grouped this because you’d do this to each other all the time and this is just goals tf
  • YOU’D! BOTH! SHARE! MAKEUP!
  • like your neighbours could hear you guys in the morning
  • WHERES THE BEAUTY BLENDER ”// “I’d appreciate if you stopped screaming MC.. I’m using it.
  • ˚ 2 minutes later ˚
  • I’M WAITING FOR THE BLENDER HUR- ”// “I’M STILL USING IT WAIT A DAMN SECOND! (fiesty c; )
  • she has very steady hands so whenever you’d mess up doing your eyeliner you’d whine and run towards Jaehee
  • “ pleaseee Baehee?”
  • she’d sigh before setting down the powder and holding your chin as she drew a thin line across your eyelid
  • you thank her and give her a peck on the cheek & she responds with “You’ll mess up my base ..” (but she’s blushing)
  • lots of complaints about finishing each other’s makeup but you’d both be recommending products to each other
  • “MC.. that mascara makes your eyelashes extremely clumpy I’d advise you not to touch that with a pole
  • thanks my loVE ( i need this so bad^^)
  • doing each other’s makeup in the car is definitely a thing 
  • especially to dinner events when you both have to dress up and Jaehee doesn’t want to stand out 
  • make it ur mission for her to feel beautiful
  • you’d tell her to put on lipstick and she’d refuse 100 times before you just lean over and kiss her on the lips transferring some of your red colour to her lips
  • oops? guess I gotta fill it in?
  • (there was no need to put blush on Jaehee you look like a tomato)
  • she’d let you cup her face as you try put on lipstick in he moving car and whenever you’d mess up she’d sigh in frustration
  • but giggle to herself inwardly as well because shit you’re adorable

Jumin

˚ doing his makeup:

  • you’d definitely have to force him or use aegyo (he pretends he hates it but it makes the man w e a k )
  • just imagining Jumin with a red lip made you double over in laughter and he stared at you just laughing to yourself
  • you tell him its a commoner tradition for when couples get together and he believes it? (yoosung vs jumin for gullibility)
  • as soon as you start he just looks at all the products
  • holy christ thats a lot of shimmer
  • watches the products go on to his face he’s literally frozen stiff
  • he’s terrified of what he’s becoming and tenses up every time you start giggling to yourself 
  • being a commoner is hard.. °Д°
  • when you’re done he lets you take pictures of him before literally running to the bathroom and looking in the mirror he ends up cracking a smile to himself
  • probably takes a blurry selfie before captioning it ‘commoner tradition part 1″ and posting it on the chat
  • Zens saves the photo and posts it everywhere and the other RFA members are d y i n g
  • Jaehee informs him that the ‘tradition’ doesn’t exist and he refuses to leave the bathroom for a while as he can hear the office workers snickering outside
  • ah..shit..

˚ doing your makeup:

  • literally a confused puppy
  • when you ask him to do your makeup he’s confused because he can’t say for you to do it yourself
  • because that’s rude (he’s LEARNING)
  • so he warns you he doesn’t know what he’s doing and just opens your makeup bag… just to stare at it
  • I’d like my makeup done today Mr Han - are you going to let down a client?? 
  • he gets freaked out at you referring to him as ‘Mr Han’ (lowkey turned on too) and randomly grabs an item and starts putting it on your face 
  • the type to talk to himself while doing your makeup and is he’s really concentrating
  • no.. her eyelids aren’t usually all black… her cheeks don’t usually look this dark fu- maybe I should try blend it - nope - ugh
  • he’s so cute up close with his furrowed eyebrows and rolled up shirt sleeves as he tries his best not to poke and prod you too much
  • when you’re done he steps back and analyses his work before realising that he cared a little too much
  • adjusts his suit and apologises for.. ‘the situation on your face’ before hurriedly walking away (jumin vs jaehee for shyness)
  • the thing is your face isn’t that bad?
  • he used the wrong products in the wrong places ie eyebrow pencil on your eyelid and mascara in your eyebrows
  • but it was okay??
  • Jumin is hidden behind the door peering through the gap in the lock and when he sees you smile he releases a sigh of relief and returns to his office with a lil bounce in his step

Saeyoung

˚ doing his makeup:

  • this extra motherfucker
  • he says that he needs you to do his makeup for a cosplay and when you try make him do it himself he pouts and wraps himself around you making it impossible for you to move
  • o- kAY fi-ne i can-t breaTHE
  • I hate him so much he ends up messing about 
  • like when you’re doing his red lipstick he ends up doing a very ugly duck face at you so you can’t do it properly
  • THEN WHINES BECAUSE IT GOT ON HIS TEETH AND AROUND HIS MOUTH LIKE TF
  • probably puckers his lips trying to get you to kiss him but no thanks
  • ends up kissing you anyway and you scream because red slobber over your cheek wHYYYY
  • acts like a typical stereotypical bitch’ and critiques everything you do (jokingly)
  • “um.. red isn’t even my colour..” (its the colour of your hair you dumb twit)
  • “excuse me but red lips and a brown eyeshadow - nah UH HONEY” (whispers) “…butter chip
  • “this winged eyeliner is messier than Yoosung’s room - uMM!”
  • “noo, this doesn’t go with my out-”
  • “IF YOU SAY SOMETHING ONE MORE TIME SAEYOUNG I’LL DECK YOU”
  • his face ends up being a hot mess but he still takes 1000 selfies with you anyway and the poses are all. so. dramatic.
  • he does the pucker/duck pose and his hands are on his hips and it takes you a few shots to get the picture without being blurry because you’re laughing sO HARD

˚ doing your makeup: 

  • he KNOWS HOW TO DO MAKEUP!!
  • but he doesn’t do it well on you ofc not - he wants you to suffer :))
  • insists that he could become a beauty guru and sets up a camera because why NOT
  • “hi guys it’s makeupbyluciel666 and I’m going to be doing MC’s makeup today”
  • you know this isn’t going to end up well for you so you just sit there praying
  • he makes you close your eyes?? tf why??
  • so you do and he starts putting something on your face and 
  • wtf is that oh my god is that
  • …peanut butter
  • he’s smearing peanut butter on your face for foundation
  • you snort with laughter looking at yourself in the viewfinder and he grins as well glad to see that you’re not too mad
  • he then gets nutella and places it infront of his palm to the camera in order to get it to ‘focus’
  • “this is my contour I hope you can see!”
  • THIS BOY HAS BEEN WATCHING TOO MANY GURU
  • overusing it as you giggle feeling his finger swirling round your face
  • its a very weird experience
  • at the end your face is just a brown goopy mess and you want to cover your face but you can’t!!
  • “AND THATS THE MAKEUP CHALLENGE BYE!”
  • she endS the video by him licking your face and you screeching because oh my gOD eW WHAT THE FUCK
  • he never posts the video anywhere (security) but he saves it into a USB drive 
  • (mini spoiler: puts it in his memory book too where the pictures of ****** are)
  •  screen shots the end where he licks your face and puts it as his screensaver because relationship goals
  • Bonus: you find peanut butter behind your ear 3 weeks later and randomly snort on the train earning you weird glances

anonymous asked:

do you have any otayuri fic recs? :D

alrIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

  • From Almaty, With Love is the otayuri classic and if you havent read it ur missing out gogogo
  • HASHTAGS, OF COURSE, IS FUCKING HORRIBLE AND IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE
  • punch drunk (on those eyes of yours) - basically an au where yuri can read minds and idk i really love it ok
  • what hoodies are made of is the best oh my gOD yuri’s sexual frustration is hilarious and honestly??? denis ten could skate over me any day of the goddamn week
  • Sixty Days is kinda old but goddamn do i fucking love it bc of beka’s neverending respect for yuri just WOOOOO
  • But I’m Not There Yet has me weak for their pining holy hell also its extremely relatable if u have/had a crush like when yuri posted a video all AAAAAAA i was like same
  • i love touch and go a lot bc i am weak for asexual characters being insecure abt being ace and their partner reassuring them theyre more than enough like.,,, yes,, (or probably just biased bc im ace but)
  • Have Not. Will Not. has yuri being like “pfft love is lame and for lame-os like viktor ill never do that” and then proceeds to do just that and i am!! weak!! for that shit!!!!
  • i stayed up until 2 am reading Sonata in A Major thats all you need to know about it
  • this one isnt complete but i’ll never shut up about till our compass stands still it needs more views and i love it so MUCH
  • otabekaltindaily reblogged your post bc. i. really love social media fics and this one goddamn delivered
  • Side By Side has both the good otayuris AND viktuuri fam bonding!!!! i fucking love it!!!!!!!! shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • down for the count, and I’m drownin’ in ‘em is fantastic and it isn’t just bc of the hamilton title i swear

and probably tons more but these are my Absolute Faves

bonus

anonymous asked:

Do you have any Roxy x Eggsy headcanons you'd be willing to share? There's not nearly enough of them and you're probably the biggest shipper for them that I know of.

(PROPS UP IN SEAT) WELL YES I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT

are we talking romantic or platonic here?? we’ll do both:

  • eggsy was a lot more open about his feelings at first, being so relieved when he finally tells her and you know he’s spent his whole life being told to hide how feels and now he can just LET IT OUT and roxy likes him too but she’s so scared of like losing him and how much more it’ll probably hurt if they go down this road and something happens.
  • eggsy asks roxy one day if he can practice braiding her hair for daisy when her hair gets longer. roxy agrees, finding it funny to look into the mirror and find her hair in one, big knot (”we’ll leave the braiding to aunt rox, alright, eggsy?”)
  • my guilty pleasure headcanon is that it begins as sort of no-strings but then they both get feelings for each other and then back onto the first dot-point where eggsy just LETS IT OUT and roxy’s just like YOU KNOW I’D LOVE TO BUT WE CAN’T. PROTOCOLS…. DANGEROUS JOBS…
  • i have all these nsfw headcanons that I’M NOT SURE YOU WANT? DO YOU WANNA GO THERE? WANNA GO THAT FAR?
  • on long plane rides, they play these board and card games. roxy almost always wins. the board/cards almost always end up shoved on the floor. eggsy locks himself in the plane bathroom and refuses to talk to her until she coaxes him out with whatever works.
  • eggsy’s got a thing for being kissed behind the ear. roxy is moRE than happy to oblige. (she found the spot once, and the little meep sound he made was the best thing ever; so she just keeps doing it)
  • roxy will spend hours on the computer or looking at files at her desk and sometimes eggsy’s like !!!!! pay attention to me!!! and he’d do whatever he can to get her attention (*inhales* goddamn) (he’ll try to use some of the NLP stuff he learnt - ones he thinks rox can’t detect, but she does and without looking away she just says ‘______ technique. good pick, eggsy, but it’s not gonna work.’ eggsy: *GROANS*). 
  • this can be platonic or romantic but they eventually have to do a newly-weds mission and eggsy can’t stop saying “mr and mrs unwin” to roxy even though their fake names AREN’T EVEN UNWIN. (”it’s funny rox!” “yes yes but let’s talk about this when we’re not getting shot at! ALRIGHT? HONEY?!
  • eggsy one day decides that roxy’s been too stressed lately and needs a break and he pulls out the good ole trusty bong he kept in his room and does a few cones (”eggsy i am not stuck up - i’ve been working.” “alright, whatever you say……………………” he thinks she’s never had a hit before and would be having a coughing fit but she’S DONE THIS BEFORE ALRIGHT ROXY WAS A TEENAGER ONCE TOO and she literally blows him away and he’s like all twinkly eyed and in SHOCK)
  • whenever roxy’s mad, she’d just lightly hit eggsy on the arm over and over again like her own little punching bag (it doesn’t hurt him, though) and he just pats her like “it’s alright, rox, let it out, let it out”)
  • eggsy’s south london accent gets really heavy when he’s mad and roxy can’t ever take him seriously; she finds it so funny and sometimes she’d end up mimicking the accent and he LOOKS GRUMPY ABOUT IT BUT IT ALWAYS MAKES HIM SMILE and dw he does the same to her (rox: “why do you sound like you belong on downtown abbey??? i don’t sound like that!” eggsy: “pfft yes you do” rox: eggsy what the fuck…”)
  • roxy can drink him under the table. she’s this tiny little thing and she can HOLD HER LIQUOR better than he can and he’ll try to hide it while he slurs his words and sways like “i am NOT drunk! this is…. me…. (hic) THIS IS ME USUALLY…” and roxy just rubs his hair with her fingers and she’s like “shhhhh shhhh it’s alright…”
  • eggsy made her watch every single bond film once. roxy couldn’t go to work for like four days after that. merlin: “christ eggsy what did you do to her????” eggsy: “let’s call it employment research, hey?” (WINKS)
  • when roxy comes into work tired and maybe angry and when she doesn’t wanna talk, he’ll leave her alone but sometimes he’ll sneak off to the rec room and makes her a cup of coffee or sometimes tea (whatever he feels like she needs more) and sneaks into whatever room she’s in and slides the cup onto her desk and slinks away like a CARING LOSER.
  • when they’re drunk, they’re really touchy-feely? insofar as like roxy always seems to have her hands on his jaw when she’s been drinking because she loves how it feels and it’s SO STRONG like she never thought that was POSSIBLE in a human and he always ends up touching her earlobes for some ungodly reasons he says they’re really soft???? and what a loser honestly. the both of them.
  • eggsy always wins when they play video games together (years of practice, baby) but the only thing she beats him at is mario kart (eggsy ends up sweaRING LOUDLY WHEN SHE WINS THOSE GAMES AND RUNS A HAND THROUGH HIS HAIR LIKE WHAT AM I DOING WRONG I THOUGHT I WAS GOOD AT THIS????)
  • one time eggsy found roxy walking through his flat with no pants and a zipped-up adidas jacket with her hair out and messy and he thought he was gonna end up dying young, you know. 
  • OKAY LAST ONE BUT: THESE TWO SERIOUS ADULT INTERNATIONAL SPIES WHO LOVE TO PUT ON PUPPET SHOWS FOR DAISY??? LIKE THE WHOLE SHABAM WITH THE LITTLE STAGE CUTOUT AND THE SOCKPUPPETS AND THE DIFFERENT VOICES AND IT’S GREAT REALLY GREAT.
Dating Taehyung

Would include:

- “jAaAaAgGggIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii”

- aegyo

- aegyo 25/8 370 days a year

- your what? what tae??? whaaat??? 25/8 370 days a year

- your STOP 25/8 370 days a year

- like his cuteness would be so hard that it will kill u do teh dead

- u kinda struggeling bcs he is sometimes even cuter than u like wtf man imma gurl not u OK?

- him being touchy from the beginning of your relationship

- like he would be so open

- “i would like to talk to skies”

- you never be sure what’s going on in his mind

- sometimes he would be like an open book

- always sharing with you his thoughts

- sharing his day

- sharing even how many times he went to toilet and how big was it

- like really EVERYTHING

- but sometimes he would be like one of seven worlds wonders

- full of secrets

- it would be just so hard to expect whats he going to do next

- like you would expect from him to tell you about his conversation with his grandma but he says that he wasnt talking with her even if you saw him how he was

- strange gestures and grimaces

- you would just have dinner and suddenly hes dancing and singing how good is the food

- funny dates

- early morning dates

- those dates when you’re just laughin around and fooling like kids

- him always making you feel like youre in your childhood again

- sometimes strange ideas for dates

- “do you want to exchange our clothes and have a date?”

- him always being open to new ideas and strange things

- him taking those things what are half broken or not that fresh in convenience stores bcs he thinks, that those things will cry if he wont take them

- you being suspicious why is he so blushy and strange while staring at his mobile

- you finding out afterwards that he has there just a collection of photos and videos of puppies

- him always stopping on the streets just to pat some animal and talk to different strangers

- sometimes he would just grab you and start to dance with you in park

- sporty dates

- so many dates like is it even possible to do so many things???

- he would like to do so many things with you just to make you tired rly

- him tightly hugging you just because he wants

- whenever theres a chance he will touch you

- holding hands

- sometimes he would just hold your little finger because its so small and cute next to his giant hands

- him drowning your hands inside of those giant hands of his

- him always comparing how small you are next to him

- “gosh look at your face you need eat more!”

- him taking you right after to his grandma to make you eat literally everything what she finds in her fridge

- him acquainting you with his family too soon

- you finding out that his family is the same as him and its kinda unreal as scary…?

- his mom literally becomes your friend and its just as weird as amazing

- you always facepalming over things what hes able to say

- “what? why are you laughing? im serious, jagiii!”

- him kinda often telling you that hes very smart

- right after showing that hes not

- but right after showing that hes not smart he will show how smart he is and you are just still the same confused potato like ??? is he even possible?

- him always making you laugh when youre feeling down

- his amazing deep laugh everywhere

- his boxy smile will be like even in your strangest dreams

- you trying to avoid conversation about 10 dogs and 5 kids which he wants

- him always trying to make you believe that having a zoo at home is an amazing idea

- cute nicknames

- puppy nicknames

- pastry nicknames

- him being like and old lady always squishing your cheeks

- but sometimes he would change into a real man

- when you want him to meet with your parents he will be all mature and “yes sir” here and “yes sir” there just wow

- but right after end of this family dinner he would start to jump all around you and ask how he acted his role

- roleplaying

- roleplaying a lot

- sometimes you will roleplay a plate and he will be a table

- sometimes he would innocently ask if you two can use this roleplaying in a “different way”

- his hands would not leave your body when you’re together

- at first its on your shoulder and after a while he inconspicuously puts his hand on you thigh

- his deep deep cracky voice in your ear

- his deep deep cracky morning voice to make you wake up like man

- his jumping all over you like a kid right after

- him stopping to do anything crazy and foolish just to stare at you with his deep gaze which will always make you on fire

- him with unbelievable easiness making you on fire in every possible moment when you’re together

- changing his mood from a kid to and adult man in 0,0000000000001 sec

- him not leaving you to go anywhere while making from his body insuperable walls

- “you cant leave right now u didnt kiss me yet”

- you kissing him like 345637468 times but its just not enough for him

- his short kisses all over your face

- him hiding your face from the world while kissing you

- long deep kisses

- so many damn kisses

- him sometimes sending you strange messages where is something like BhhkuUZrGhWa!!: but you know that it means that hes just riding his bike on a way to you

- you asking when is he planning to buy a car

- “when my legs wont be able to work”

- him just always saving money for the best car for you two

- you two just lying in grass and looking at stars and giving each other some constellations as presents

- your smile when hes around 25/8 370 days a year

- his love to you for 25/8 370 days a year


Dating Taehyung | Seokjin | Yoongi | Hoseok | Namjoon | Jimin  | Jungkook

Master list


Here it is! 

The idea for this AMV came from two good friends of mine from college. They posted the song on my wall and demanded I make a video with it. After fighting off a few other editors I decided that this would be my Otakon 2014 video. I spent most of the final months of school discussing this AMV with Emily and Jessica, and what ships would be hilarious. It was Jessica who originally stumbled on the idea of Edward Elric and Eren Jaeger - and I ran with it. 

After I finished Anime 101 I had a lot of constructive feedback from the editing community about my technicals. Mostly about my color correction. So when I started this video I had two goals in mind : Finish in time for Otakon and improve on the things people usually harped on me about. Overall I think this video is the cleanest of all my comedies. This is the direction I want to move my editing in. 

I was really overwhelmed by the positive feedback I received at Otakon. The audience reaction was by far one of the best I have ever gotten, and many people approached me after my panels, the contest and Iron Editor to talk about how much they loved the video and how they were huge fans of my work. I was really touched by this - I love hearing that I inspired people – So Thank you! 

Download should be available on the org soon (as in tomorrow) Keep an eye on my tumblr for more images and fun things to come in the next few weeks. I am currently out of town so need to wait until I get back to my computer.

EASTER EGGS

00:05 - This scene is from Oreimo. I added Haruhi and the posters. If you .look closely you can see pictures of the lead from Oreimo on the wall. 

00:07 -   Some of the characters names have been changed to hilarious alternatives. 

00:09 - Not all the netflix choices are aniome. Included are Sherlock (SherxWatson is one of my favorite secret crack pairings) Paranorman (My favorite animated movie) and they Aristocats (Another of my favs). My Little Pony is seen too, as that show is so ship crazy. The Netflix categories have also been changed to ship related names. 

00:10 - It’s not 3am

00:13 - I drew this fanart. It took me a few days and consumed a fair amount of my editing time. For a while I was convinced I wouldn’t finish on time, and that this picture would be to blame.  I also at one point realized that I was drawing soft core porn of less than legal adults. Whooops. 

00:14 It had to get cut off for compositions sake so here is the whole fan fiction. I wrote this (with some help) I wanted to make it a good sort of awful.

“Eren stared at Ed’s long silky hair. Something in him yearned to run his fingers through it, to tangle himself in the alchemist’s tresses as if they were the cords of his 3DMG. He jerked his gaze away, staring down at his uniform. 
"So…I heard they call you a dog of the military…” Eren said carefully, trying to break the silence.
Ed chuckled knowingly. “Yea, they do say that. But I think you’re more of a dog than I am.” He moved closer, brushing Eren’s ear. “And I’m gonna show you what this automail arm can do…”
Shivering, Eren let Ed’s arm trail across his own. “But what if Levi finds out?” 
Ed smirked, “That clean freak? He can join in to for all I care.” The alchemist placed his finger under Eren’s chin and made the dark haired boy look at him. “Who knows what tomorrow will bring? Titans, humonculi, or even the end of the world. So for tonight let me show you why they call me ‘FullMetal’.”
Eren gasped as Ed found him, his eyes closing from the odd sensation of automail on flesh. 
“They don’t call you titan for nothing” Ed smiled. Eren couldn’t reply, the sensations coming from his Colossal Titan were too great. He felt Edwards other hand, guiding his own to find the alchemist’s own transmutation. 
“Ah yes” Edward sighed, “Now that’s what I call equivalent exchange.”

00:16 I redrew most of haruhi’s face here so it would work with what she was doing. In the anime she just looks stern. 

00:22 - 00:23 This scene is covered with credits in the original show. I really wanted to use it though, so I had to paint over a lot of the haruhi mask. 

00:23 Titanic Jokes appear 3 times in this AMV. Can you find them all. I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP. 

00:29 Originally a lot of this was screen captures. However because of legal reasons for Otakon I had to change a lot of the website names. So I made my own search bar. 

00:30 - 00:44 TUMBLR
All the websites seen in this AMV were hand made by me in photoshop and then edited in AE. It was the only way to get the effect I wanted. I had a lot of fun studying the sites and then creating motion graphics to emulate them. 

A lot of inside jokes can be found here. I will upload the tumblr stills at one point so they can all be read, but if you are easter egg hunting all the posts have unique tags. I picked animation related material from my own tumblr favs to fill in the inbetween spaces. 

Several of the posts also have comments. Mainly by sketcherz (On of my friends this AMV is dedicated to saying her token line - all day every day) and CecilxCarlos4eva (My other friend who absolutely loves this Nightvale crack ship.) 

00:53 Here Kyon is looking at a screen labled the Canon Cannon. It shows Light Yagami and Misa. 

00:55 Screen says Engage Shipping Beam 

00:56 Bunch of little jokes here. Reddit Topics read

VIvifxAMV Makes new Comedy - No one is surprised
Ed and Eren both have Dead Moms and lack limbs Ship it. 
I got that Ice Cold Water. ANd it’s only one doller (Otakon Reference) 
Class for Anime Charactrers (Anime 101 Reference) 

00:57The Bar on the side of Imgur shows several other modified screencaps and where to find them in the AMV 

01:00 Total reference to this video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoYcx2lv9Ok

01:06 Get it. It’s funny cause it sank. 

01:10 - Lots of silly crack pairings can be seen here, Try to figure out the logic behind them. 

01:16 - This is actually my favorite crack ship of all time. I just want Shinji to end up with that sexy angel. 

01:20 Looots of 4chan post silliness 

1:23 Pretty much what you find on google images if you search HaruxRin 

1:26 Some of the side images here are pretty silly and very inside jokey. Some people refer to me as VixenAMV as a joke that with Anime 101. When the AMV Dissociation (Made by the fabulous irriadin) was released everyone thought the french editor StickyGaiden made it so theres that. The rest are some pretty hilarious pictures I found when I searched crack ships. The artist for the Trunks/Poco one is the username under it. 

1:36 Probably gonna have to release the images here for all the jokes to be read. The folder on the left is my actual project folder. 

1:45 Gonna release the twitter images too. But man, that lelouch post. 

1:54 Some really funny top searches on google there…lemme tell you. Spelling error is actually on purpose. Have you read those fan fics? 

1:58 - Some silly movie posters in the background.That bg you ask? It’s from Anime 101

1:59 Really silly but I’ve used this mask in 3 AMVs at this point. If you can name them good job. I just change the books she is holding each time. 

2:03 - The geass here is hand animated by me. It;s about 12 frames and was relitively fun to do. I always thought this clip would be perfect for it - so I am glad I got to use it,. 

2:06 : Covering up CC with a Dakimura. NAILED IT. 

2:09 This idea was given to me by the hilarious drewaconcluision. I am glad I ran with it. It got a really great reaction from live audiences. 

2:12 That flyer though. Very misleading. 

 

I would like to give y’all my opinion about the latest shit that has happened in kaisoo tag.

Some Kaisoo shippers had been gone mad like crazy bc of the lack of kaisoo interaction + that W photoshoot.

What appalled me the most that bc that photoshoot involved one girl idol, people immediately think that the girl must’ve dated one of the male idols that also participated in that photoshoot.

Im fine tbh, I couldn’t care less bc each of individuals are entitled to date WHOEVER they want – please note WHOEVER is also meant to be gender free, which means, they can date the opposite or the same gender as they want, bc it’s their life.

But what makes me appalled is some ppl think that it is NOT okay to date the same gender, it is NOT acceptable and it is IMPOSSIBLE for male idols, for Korean males, for Korean people in general to do so [dating the same gender]*

As if it’s UNIMAGINABLE and BEYOND ABSURD for “conservative community” to have at least few people who actually do so in real life**

Thus when they see a boy and a girl interacting even though it’s only a bit, even though it only happened because they were under work circumstance, some people immediately assume that the boy and the girl are legit dating.

Even though there is NOT a single fan-captured picture (a.k.a sasaeng’s pict) of the boy and the girl hang out together OUTSIDE work place (a.k.a secret date/meeting, le rendezvous).

But then when we post / say something about the possibility of a boy and another boy being together for real, we are immediately branded as “crazy lunatics who are in denial to see the truth”, even though when we do this, we provide our “theories” with pictures, gifs, videos, actual note translation. Hell, we even provide the “sasaeng picts”. We still got branded as mental shitheads.

(In case you think I am glorifying sasaeng, I am NOT. I am just stating sasaengs provide us solid information, the non-sugar coated / non-fabricated “proof”. Because they take those “proofs” without the idols’ consent/knowledge, which means the idols don’t have time/room to “act” / hold back their true colors.)

*Girl x boy having few moments bc of work*: OMG THEY MUST BE DATING I CAN FEEL IT THE WAY THEY LOOK INTENSTLY AT EACH OTHER THEYRE HIDING SOMETHING

*Boy x boy having dozens of moments; one of the moments they even eskimo-kissed, they even got jealous when the other talk/being touched by other male, etc*: no, oppar just good friends :) You guys are silly if you think they’re real. Theres NO WAY.

Don’t you think it’s a little bit unfair?

And Now people assuming Kaisoo fighting/breaking up bc of the tension of that Beijing concert + nini’s screen phone cracked + nini being hella emo singing G-soul – Love me again

First of all, about that “Beijing concert tension happened bc kaisoo fight”, my only reaction is: what?

We DON’T KNOW If they were/are fighting or not. Don’t assume shit. Please don’t worry other shippers.

And tbh, I don’t see any tension u guys are talking about?

Nini still being nini, got all jelly and ‘im watchin u’ mode when hun touched soo

(also recently nini shook his head when he saw soo and yeol playing around, there is the video)

Or this… theres video of this in case u think this shit is a lie but I don’t have the link just keep digging into kaisoo tag for the video, nini still being nini, traveling across the stage so he could stand beside soo. he was with xiumin at first, why the f he didn’t just stay there beside umin?

Im not sure if this happened during that Beijing concert, but im sure that this happened recently.

Even when soo was bowing his eyes still stuck there.

I don’t understand what u guys on but im not seeing this “kaisoo aren’t close like they used to be”. Wat?

And ppl are questioning why kaisoo weren’t glued on each other side on that Beijing concert and then start assuming kaisoo are fighting.

Have it ever occurred to you the reason why they weren’t is bc of this had happened before:

Have it ever occurred to you that the management have seen these picts along with the theories behind it, and then told these two dorks to keep their skinship/closeness level low when theyre in public?

And about nini’s phone cracked, have it ever occurred to you that maybe, maybe, maybe the reason why is bc the phone was accidentally slipped out nini’s grip/pocket, thus hit the concrete/floor, then wa-lah! Its screen cracked!

And about those lyrics: we can interpret so many shit from it.

For example from this part:

“i know i hurt you but could you love me again

without knowing, im in love with you again

so could you love me again

 

I didn’t know love back then”

I interpret this as something like this:

Soo has been busy with his acting, he even gains popularity and acknowledgement from other actors/actresses, meaning his popularity has gained. You know what happen when your popularity gets increased? More people start to have their eyes on you.

Hence you have to be more careful about shit you say/do in public, hence making it to become more difficult to do skinship with ur bae in public.

The reason (imo) why this song is sung bc I think nini misses his soo’s touch/attention that used to be poured to him. Just look their old moments, especially mama era, I noticed that it’s soo who initiated skinship first.

Soo was the one that leaned on him first, just look at the predebut picts; soo hug him from the back, pressing their cheeks together, laying on top of him, and it seems he was the one that took/initiated the selca that happened during buble tea (?) date. Also it was soo who fixed his stuffs, mic, non-existent eyelashes, collar, scarfs, etc…

I know lots of people say that it’s nini who always chasing soo (even it makes people think that kaisoo is one-sided), and tbh I think it’s not like that.

Remember that incident “I don’t want to eat with that hyung?” Remember why that thing happened? It was because soo didn’t/couldn’t look at nini when they were talking

(I have posted my words/thought about this, I feel I don’t need to talk about it again in detail.

In short: hommie was lying when he said he couldn’t look bc of astigmatism, LIE.

Look at astigmatism symptoms and look at him staring other people intently even though he claimed his astigmatism had caused him not be able to look at nini when they were talking).

It seems it was soo who played as the initiator of these kaisoo ordeals.

And I noticed in older moments, it seems nini didn’t really notice soo? especially when he was around his bro (I shall not mention the bro’s name on this post for the sake of peacefulness)

So yeah, basically imo, it seems nini thinks that he used to take soo’s attention for granted, he thought it would be always like that for the both of them

(remember in interview he said; “suho-hyung would be busy with his acting while me and kyungsoo would stay in the dorm and watching his drama” [not an actual words, but basically that’s what he said], but reality doesn’t work like that. it turns out it’s soo who is busy with his acting career.)

And probably he sung this song bc he wants that attention [that soo gives] to be back to him.

NOT necessarily he sung this song for soo…

(I am convinced this song is for soo bc there is this part: “as I look at you, who is calling me a good friend” remember what chanyeol said who became the closest members?)

…bc they’re fighting or not close anymore (who gave you this idea? Who? Honestly? have you not seen their 2015 moments, that “whispering” moment??? That hand holding moment where chen had ‘oh they do it again’ smile????? Where have you been?).

Or maybe this song means nothing, or perhaps they did fight but all couples fight right? in fact, it is NOT healthy for a couple to never fight. It means there is something wrong/hidden between them, and they haven’t opened their cards on the table for their spouse to see, the dirt hasn’t out yet.

Notes: skip this if u want

*have you seen the LGBTQIA movement in S.Korea few weeks ago, after the US legalized same sex marriage in all states? There was a small parade, people were marchin on, heck even two girls were kissing. You still think that there is no gay people in s.korea?

** “conservative community”: s.korea had been viewed as conservative folks by other people (tbh its quite weird for me that some ppl see s.k as that pure innocent child who knows nothing about obscenity), it may be true, in rural part, but in big towns, such as seoul? Not that conservative. Young people are more exposed and understanding.

And lemme tell you a story, I come from (and still live in) a very religious country. Very far conservative than S.K, and guess what? Gay ppl exist here! They exist secretly (ofc, duh! cuz even tho there is no such law that forbid u to date same gender/sex, homophobia is still strong, no one would dare to come out), the living proof of it is my friend slash classmate.

(from kindergarten – high school, my parents made me went to religious private school. I was blind about this matter before, I thought non-hetero ppl only exist in bigger cities / foreign countries, but then I entered university… and met more people there… including that classmate of mine.)

He has shown me bunch of boys he had met/chatted on grindr and IG. He has stated he doesn’t want to marry/date any girl. He has yaoi movie trailer in his phone. He had shown me bunch of ripped handsome stud picts he download/saved on his phone. If those are not a subtle way saying “im into boys” Idk what else is. And he told me there are lots ppl here that “have the same interest” just like him here, and he has met few of them who actually 
live not far from my neighborhood.

My point is, if there are non-hetero ppl here exist in my country, in my hometown, here in the more judging and conservative place (seriously they even censored boobs/cleavage here, short skirt? ‘no no no. blashphemy! improper! didnt ur mother teach u anything?’), what makes you think that non-hetero ppl can’t be exist in S.K? Especially in entertainment industry in S.K?

Sorry if this thing is long and annoying, I hope this is only tagged as kaisoo (that’s why I avoid using their name,  I don’t want this to be tagged under their names, cuz not all their fans ship them together) and sorry if there are errors or things that don’t make sense.

And for those who had asked me where am I or am I fine or why I don’t post anymore “theories”, well lets just say im hibernating.  

Anyway, again, sorry for the long post. Im sorry my post had tortured your eyes and fingers (in case you using your phone, sorry to make you scroll down this long just to skip this bullshit).

In case my apologies arent enough, feel free to send me hate mails. I wont reply to them though  

Feel free to call me names such as delulu crazy lunatics etc, although I’m hoping the insults would be more creative than those… at least I can re-use them or something, but sadly the insults I got the most is delulu, crazy and recently a 14 y.o (is this even an insult? I would love to be 14 y.o again, who doesn’t want to be young again? forget 14! if that drug from det. conan was truly exist, i would love to consume it, wouldn’t it be more advantaging to be seen as someone innocent and gullible while in fact your mind/knowledge is far from that?)

im out of here before this thing turns into a book. 

The Shade of it All (Shalaska) - Vixen

So this is my first Shalaska, idk if it was because I’m pmsing or what but I cried writing the end tbh. I hope you guys enjoy it, its angsty as fuck with no pay off but aye. I’m not really too happy with it tbh, I think it couldve been longer but awk well theres always next time. So aye, enjoy it, send me adoration and long reviews of love - your friendly neighbourhood Vixen

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A.N. If theres any typos I’m sorry I’m writing this from my phone. Hope this was good!


How do you really know what love is? For as long as you remembered you thought happily ever after’s were true. You thought Prince Charming was a real person. You thought you’ll never encounter a person who would treat you so badly but that was when you were a young and innocent child. As you grew older you come to realize that a lot of things you thought about love was wrong. You would meet people who hurt you. You had moments when you thought Prince Charming wasn’t real. And you thought that happily ever after’s happen only once in a life time and he was that. He was the only happily ever after you’ll be getting and he was out of your life.

You met him at your first day at high school. It was the most embarrassing way you would want to meet someone. You thought his locker was yours and after almost destroying the lock you saw him standing next to you curious as to why you were breaking into his locker. You just did an awkward laugh and tried to walk away as fast as you could, but your sweater somehow managed to get stuck to his locker. On the outside you seemed okay but on the inside you were dying of embarrassment. He thought you were cute, that’s when the two of you first started to talk. That was your story on how you met Kim Yugyeom and become friends.

Months later Yugyeom had asked you to be his girlfriend at the fall dance. It was what most people consider to be cheesy but for you it was adorable. You two agreed to go as friends since you didn’t have a date. The night went on you realized that you had feelings for him. As the two of you were slow dancing in the middle of the gym floor you, he whispered his confession. That night was your first date and your first kiss.

Two years go by and he realizes he wanted to go become an idol. You were there supporting him after the countless of videos he had to upload to the audition page, company after company. Rejection after rejection, he was going to give up but you weren’t going to allow it. You kept pushing him to practice and keep doing better. He considered you to be his rock and everything. When he did get accepted to become a trainee, you knew he would be leaving you behind. The memory is still engraved into you brain no matter how hard you try to forget about it.

“What do you mean your leaving?” Being caught up in his words, you come to realize that he was leaving to follow his dream. His bags are packed, nothing was left in his room making it seem like no one ever lived there.

“It means just that.. I’m leaving. I promise to stay in contact.” That was one promise he wouldn’t keep no matter how hard the both of you tried. You consider that to be the worst Christmas you’ve ever experienced.

Once a week as a trainee he would call you tell you everything that happened during practice than you would tell him what happened and school and home. The conversations use to be a good four hours long but after some time they became shorter and shorter not making it feel like there was any love there. The time came for him to debut and had his phone taken away. There was no way of contacting him for a full year, along with the dating ban that he was on. It wasn’t official but it seemed as though the two of were over. Every performance, interview, variety show, there you were in you family living room with your parents supporting the one you love wither he knew it or not.

You were given the opportunity to go to one of his concerts and had gotten hi-touch, you were scared out of your mind going up to see him. It was a year and half almost that you haven’t seen him. He recognized you immediately but before he could speak you told him that you were graduating a year early and hope that he could make it. Handing him the invitation he said “I promise to try my best to be there..” That was another promise he didn’t keep.

Your graduation day came and he wasn’t there. It wasn’t much of a surprise but it did hurt a lot. The person you love just forgetting about you, that hurt you more than anything else. You sent him one last message as a good bye saying “I knew you wouldn’t make it and that’s okay I guess. Keep doing a good job as an idol.” That message killed him inside but he was torn to on what to do, keep his dream of being an idol or be with the person he loves? Knowing that he would had lose one of the two he admitted defeat knowing that he couldn’t have both.

Half a year past by as you struggled with your intro course at the local university. You found pointlessness in the courses you didn’t care for but still wanted to get into the nursing program you had to do well. As you were studying for your finals in the dining hall, there he was, Kim Yugyeom, on the tv screen performing with his group their most anticipated comeback yet. You still supported him even after all you two went through. He was your first love, your first kiss, your “Prince Charming”, and what you thought could have been your happily ever after. You sat there thinking, do you really know if he truly was your happily ever after or was that just what you thought because of the young and innocence of young love?

anonymous asked:

(1/3) LetAdrienEat got me thinking and I feel like I've not seen anyone address how being a famous model at such a young age has affected Adrien? Like it obviously involves him getting dragged around the city and then getting yelled at by a photographer (which he seemed kinda uncomfortable with in stormy weather tbh?) while also having random adults messing with his hair/clothes/makeup has gotta be pretty stressful in itself, not mention the effect it probably has on his already low self esteem.

(2/3) Then add that to his other academic/sporting/social responsibilities and it’s just??? so much??? I imagine while Felix certainly has a hefty schedule himself which is definitely no less challenging, his is more academically based (since he doesn’t fence or model and sports require socialising) and so a lot more static and…quieter?? (I guess is the way to describe it)

(3/3) I guess what this is all leading up to what are your thoughts on it? And also what would Felix do if he saw Adrien running himself into the ground or having a stress breakdown? (Also I just want to say that I love your twin au so much!! And all your art is so amazing so thank you!!)

i think the reason adrien’s modeling situation hasn’t been discussed much yet is because the show hasn’t given us much to discuss. this is one of the main problems right now; they’re taking things on a very slow drag when it comes to learning about adrien and his personal life - and as much as i love knowing that marinette made another hat or has another boy going gooey over her or has suddenly sprouted an elite prowess for video games we never saw from her before, marinette actually isn’t who i want to know about right now! 

i know adrien is going to be explored eventually, don’t get me wrong on that, but i think they might have taken a misstep by showing right from the start that he’s, basically, got a more complex and interesting setup than marinette. and i understand why that is - it’s so little girls watching the show can identify with marinette without too many specific things setting them apart; marinette is supposed to be pretty and sweet and well-loved and comparably bland to the supporting characters - but the problem is that they’ve introduced the probability of so many issues for adrien very early in the game and are now holding off on exploring them! 

this is making the older fans (i.e. the fans more focused on worldbuilding and character development and less appeased by a bunch of glitter and magic) pretty antsy, because now it seems like the writers are going out of the way to create new stuff for marinette to show off in her arsenal of multi-talents (some of which will probably never be relevant again after one episode, like her gaming skills) instead of going into depth with what’s already been established. as i said before, i’m aware the entirety of the first season is supposed to be filler and non-linear worldbuilding so this makes sense, but i can’t help thinking that overall decision in the first place was a poor one. the first season is supposed to be the hook, and what little bait is on that hook isn’t being used!

but yeah, back to the first point in all this; we don’t know what adrien thinks about everything he does. we know he doesn’t want to model as a career but apparently has fun in the shoots, that he doesn’t like signing autographs, that he hates his father’s “money-fixes-everything” attitude to their relationship but is also behaving very well because his father is still grieving for his mother and adrien wants to be there for him. we know a good bit about his home life, but how his fame and work affects him is yet to be seen at all!

like, how is he treated during shoots (aside from the very lax one in the park); like a real person or just a pretty doll? does he mind being touched and manhandled by wardrobe/makeup or is he okay with it? does he like seeing his face everywhere in paris or is it intimidating? can he go anywhere like a normal person without being recognised and accosted? what are those seemingly scheduled meetings with his father, and does gabriel cancel them as often as he cancels doing anything else with adrien? is adrien less lonely now he has plagg? have things changed for him at the animal shelter he volunteers at since he’s become some percentage of cat? what was his first day of school like, when he finally met regular kids just like him? did he become friends with nino slowly and shyly or just immediately latch to him as True Best Bros? does he realise marinette likes him but not reciprocate because he thinks she only likes what she’s seen in magazines, just like everyone else? is that why he’s so set on ladybug; because her opinion of him isn’t clouded by all the glitzy photoshoots and advertising and teen blogging sites? WHAT ARE HIS DIETARY PLANS IS HE EATING ENOUGH BECAUSE IT DOESN’T SEEM LIKE HE IS

i mean, shit, there’s just so much to know about him, and yet most of the character-building right now is focused on marinette when adrien is supposed to be (just about, since he is the deuteragonist) equally represented in the show! like i said, i know a lot of this will probably come, but it’s a hard wait when it’s so interesting and all we’re getting thrown at us is either more marinette filler or more shipping development.

but man, in terms of felix and the twin AU, things would be a little different for adrien since he has someone there to tell him when things are unfair - with such a skewed personal life he doesn’t seem to be a good judge himself of when it’s okay to speak out or fight back, and i think that’s why he puts up with so much from gabriel in canon. i like to think if adrien’s really slamming himself into the ground with too much work and emotional stress felix would take some stuff over for him - they are identical twins, after all; a little hairspray and some wash-in tan and you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference save for adrien suddenly being much stricter about boundaries and limits.

anonymous asked:

this is not really about the pairing, but i have a doubt about baekhyun, so i've been heard(mostly on twitter) rumors that baekhyun apparently got a nose plastic surgery? i think there's a difference between his nose in mama era and his nose from now, i tried to look up pictures and make comparasion but i can't see any difference

There is a lot of rumors about Exo’s plastic surgery tbh. I actually wanted to address this subject before, so thanks for giving me the opportunity anon.

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