i love this show i wont stop

anonymous asked:

YAY so glad I'm here for your requests opening!! ^^ Any chance I could get RFA and MC after having "special brownies" for the first time (whether by accident or on purpose)?

~Oh my god. Okay lololol


Yoosung

  • He’s the kid that doesn’t feel anything so he eats more
  • Big mistake
  • Gets on LOLOL and just sucks horribly
  • He’s running around laughing and his guild is like WTF Yoosung what are you doing???
  • Orders 2 pizzas from different places just to see which one would get there quicker
  • Calls V on speakerphone for you both
  • He is just feeling really lovey and kind
  • But it’s like 3am and V has no idea whats going on and why Yoosung keeps bursting out laughing mid apology
    • “I’m so sorry I thought about punching you that one time, man…also be honest is that your real hair??? (both of you burst out laughing) I dye my hair too so you can confess to me it’s okay I won’t tell annyyoooneee”

Jumin

  • He has slipped into the void
  • Literally just spends the whole time petting Elizabeth 3rd and examining her close up
  • Feels intense love for her and how cute she is
    • “MC, the pads on her right paw are slightly pinker than her left??? Grab a pen I need to write this down at once.”
  • Impromptu Ellie fashion show
  • You’re grabbing ribbons and bows and frills and dressing her up so cute
  • You both are just gushing over her
  • Jumin is taking amazing photos for the first time in his life
  • He also recorded her and on a playback he swears she is saying “i love you” and now he wont stop listening to it and its been 3 hours

Zen

  • He’s a talker
  • Won’t shut up
  • He is just blabbering on and on when it hits
  • He’s singing songs and showing you dance moves for fun
  • You guys sit and watch some of his musicals and he is entranced by himself
  • Also having you brush and braid his hair as you both watch
  • Okay but he is also feeling frisky
  • Keeps making moves on you and kissing you
    • “I love the feel of your lips on mine”
  • He’s getting pretty handsy and you’re just laughing
  • Anyway it isn’t long before you gets you into the bedroom

Jaehee

  • She has never felt more relaxed™ in her lifeee
    • “Is this what not being stressed feels like??”
  • Someone help her
  • She hasn’t stopped smiling for 2 hours now
  • A ‘Doer’ when she is high
  • Even though she moves slowly
  • She decided to bake a new muffin recipe that came into her brain
  • And she is smiling and humming and mixing happily
  • Tasting everything
  • Letting you taste everything
  • Just enjoying life tbh
  • And she baked up the best muffins she has ever made to this day

Saeyoung

  • Most of the time is spent watching internet videos and laughing at memes
  • Vine compilations all night
  • You’ll watch the same thing 15 times and still be laughing so hard that your sides hurt
  • SO. MUCH. JUNK.FOOD.
  • He has the munchies really bad
  • He is also hyper-focused and faster at hacking somehow?
  • So you guys decide to mess with Yoosung of course
  • You hack into his gaming comp in the middle of him playing LOLOL
  • It flashed with a pic of Saeyoung’s glasses
  • And Yoosung has to look at his webcam and say ‘God 707, Defender of Justice, please save me! Fix my computer so I can go back to my game-addicted ways!”
  • Which he, of course, records as Yoosung says it with a scowl

i was so happy with you

What Carats love about Seventeen: In my aggressively passionate POV

S.coups: Why you have to be GODDAMN made of 100% father material?Like we didn’t ask for a second (or third if you into that shit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) dad thank you very much sir. Also choke one of the members with your gorgeous muscles again I DARE YOU.

Jeonghan: Standing next to this naturally beautiful lil shit makes me look like a trashcan with legs (not even cute legs T-T). He swindles so flawlessly like boi teach me your ways. ಠ_ಠ So much to the point that I question how many times he got away with it….

Joshua: Why do you have to be so pure and kind? Why has the darkness of the 12 evil boys around you not ruin your purity yet? WHY CAN’T I RUIN YOU! OH SHIT and your rap skills? SLAY THE CHARTS BOOBOO! Like get me some of that “Yo burger king…I’m the rap king….you make my wanna sing” action! Such meaningful lyrics BTW.

Jun: Hey Jun. NoW look here sOn. You can’ be fuckn cute and fukin hotter than a devil’s dick at the same time okay? My heart doesn’t have enough capacity for that BS. Pick one or GTFO (nooo wait stayyy)

Hoshi: Your boi making up dances as he breaths. Yeah I saw those noodle dances created right on the spot. Much impressed aight? BUT stop looking into my soul every time you deliver hip thrusts. I don’t wanna want to at first be looking at your squishy hamster cheeks and THEN BOOM looking at your other squishy cheeks (if you know what I mean) within a split second. ╚(•⌂•)╝

Wonwoo: Aye someone put some child safety locks on those cheekbones because they are sharp and extremely  dangerous. Voice so deep I can fall inside and never GTFout of it. Here. HOW ABOUT I START A PETITION to keep Wonwoo locked up (preferably in MY basement) just to keep carats safe from that beautiful hazard of a man. + Don’t get me started on his dad jokes.

Woozi: talent,TaLenT, TALENT. Your oozing with talent. How can such BOPS come out of your ass in such a short period of time??? I can’t even write a short paragraph due in a week for school like MY GOD, REST and lay down for a bit.  (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

DK: Okay DK you have to calm down with those high notes because you’re making my ears greedy -_-.  Trying to listen to songs without your DK charm is hard man. Over here sitting and waiting for “DK’s high note;” like TF if a song aint got it I’m leaving, bye. Why you gotta ruin me like that?ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Mingyu: Quit being perfect . Hannah Montana told me that nobody’s  perfect and your seriously ruining her song for me. Thanks btw. Cooking, cleaning,styling,sports,eating,breathing,living like WHAT CAN YOU NOT DO? (Other than DROPPING EVERY FUCKING THING that comes in your possession-including a dog that one time) And that slight lisp you have that makes my heart melt? Yeah quit it. I can only take so much cute. >-<

The8: back at it again with thughao. Boi known for going from this:               (=^-^=) to this  (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿, in the course of 2 comebacks. Bro you gotta stop attempting to speak Korean because your fukn adorable accent is killing me slowly. B-boying skills too on point you gotta sit down and like let ME rest for a second because just watching was tiring T-T; but knowing you: you’d just keep going. BTW I’m gonna steal your earrings. (>’-’)> WATCH ME.

Seungkwan: Beyonce who? Mariah Carey WHO? Nah bitch it DIVABOO. And I though I  knew what sass was! Seungkwan, babe you gotta stop being so lovable and energetic. Like I don’t come over to seventeen videos to be attacked by light in the form of a 5′9, squishy, 19 year old Korean man with the last name BOO. (And a first name I STRUGGLED to spell for the first MONTH of stanning these lil shits. ( ._.)

Vernon: Don’t even get me started on Vernon………..NO, I’ll get myself started! Okay Vernon chill with your facial structure and expression. Like.  I didn’t ask to be blinded by chiseled perfection okay? And why you gotta be so fkn WOKE™ ? How can you see everything in such a positive light? How does one be so free spirited and open minded. How does one retain so much passion without bursting into little unicorn happy bits? Like seriously;The world is shit: ACT LIKE IT.  (/゚Д゚)/

Dino: Stop trying harder than me dammit! ( ಥـْـِـِـِـْಥ)  I can’t keep being one uped by you, Makne Dino. It’s like a constant game of “Everything you can do I can do better” Like God damn, I can breath you can breath better! I can kinda danc-wait no i can’t; BUT YOU CAN. I can kinda si-wait no I can’t; BUT YOU CAN. I can kinda appreciate my exis-wait no I can’t. bUt YoU CAn! Ugh! Stop being so multi-talented it’s make me sick!

Does Marlene actually think we are this shallow? That all we want is for them to what? Fuck and be together? And not give a rats ass about their character and how unbelievable vulnerable they both are right now or how long it’s been since Yvonne’s death or since Spencer basically told 2 different guys she loved them? Do you really think we’d overlook the characters these 2 people had developed over 7 season just so you could tie the show up in a pretty bow and make all the shippers happy?

anonymous asked:

Is there going to be even a single non-angsty chapter in your entire fic? I love you but I'm terrified.

Each chapter will have angst (I mean, it is an angst fic) but it wont just be non-stop angst for 7 more chapters, there will be other stuff in there as well. But you’ve read umfb&mha, you know what happens and you can see where the angst might show up. If I had to rate the chapters for angst I’d probably say, from least angst to most it would go :

5 (chapter 11 of umfb&mha) 

8 (chapter 14)

4 (chapter 10) 

2 (chapter 8)

6 (chapter 12)

3 (chapter 9)

7 (chapter 13)

anonymous asked:

ok but pregnant clarke straddling lexa and her bump just started showing and clarke just wants to make out but lexa wont stop kissing and rubbing her stomach

“Pay attention to ME”
“That is you. It’s part of you. I can’t help but love /all/ of you”
“Why are you so romantic ugh I’m just trying to make out like teens”

anonymous asked:

Could we have UF bros trying to tell their S/O their beautiful but the're having trouble? I love your blog soo much X3 :D

I love you to Anon ♡♡♡ 

Underfell

Sans

Dude. Dude. JUST ACCEPT HIS COMPLIMENT. Red has a hard time giving verbal affection so the fact that you’re rejecting it makes him feel insecure. If you keep denying it, then fine , whatever. He’s not going to stand around and try to convince you if this method clearly isn’t working. So instead, he’ll show it to you through actions, like kissing every part of your body and telling you how much he loves you.

Papyrus

UGH HE DOESN’T HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH THIS. Fell gets so frustrated, that he just grabs your shoulders and be like, “JUST ACCEPT THAT YOURE BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE YOU. IF YOU DENY IT, I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THR FACE” Like Red, if you wont accept his words, he’ll just prove it through actions. He’ll buy you the nice and fancy outfit and take you to town, having your picture taken at every stop. He’ll then frame those pictures all over the house.

im really upset with what happened like… he had his things scheduled for a long time and sm still decided to ignore and says “its a pity” as if they didn’t know… but it doesn’t means we’re gonna stop supporting the group because of it. its really a pity but what can we do is just show our love and support to the boys + yixing when the mv and album comes out and people saying that they are angry and wont support exo’s comeback, here’s the thing: the fandom doesn’t needs any of you

irrevocably-delicious  asked:

For fanfic trope? Yo.... yo... gimme soul mate au. It's so cliche (i.e. I fucking love it).

fuck ha ha i know you like the free bois so……..rinrei?

Rei hates the soulmate business. Its really not beautiful. The fact that you age until you are 18 and then stop, and then age normally after you find your soulmate is stupid and incomprehensible. Like HELLO? How do you decipher whether you aged or not? After 18, the results wont show immediately so you gotta wait a few months to see if you have changes in your appearances or your height or build etc etc and it frankly boggles him. And by that time, how would you know who exactly??? is your soulmate??? It could have been anybody by then??? The exact pinpointing factor doesn’t exist and it makes him so confused that he tries to avoid the topic at all times. Lest he rants too much and gets nick named as the guy who didn’t believe in soulmates. Its as confusing as swimming to him. Only Nagisa has been privy to his rants.

Until of course, swimming happens. And more so when Haru turns 18. 

“Makoto-senpai? Is your shoulder width increasing?”

“Ha ha, really?”Makoto shrugs, beaming a smile outshining the fucking sun.”I didn’t notice it.”

No one is surprised when Makoto and Haru age normally. When they move about their life in Tokyo after college in that weirdly we-were-already-kinda-soulmates-from-birth-so-we-dont-particularly-care way. 

Its something beautiful and makes him yearn for it. 

He starts pursuing it. Dual major in Medicine and Soulmate Studies. He gets a chance to move to Australia for his final year, and continue his PhD there which he takes. And whereupon he contacts the one person he knows who lives there.

“Rin-san, I am……how do I say this? But can I …..move in with you?” He holds up his hands, palms forward, flushing. “Ahh, but only for a while! I promise! I will move as soon as i get-”

“Rei, come on man. You can move in ha ha.” Rin gives his trademark toothy smile. “Just shoot me a text when you take the flight.”

So they settle. Friends because of a healthy rivalry become roommates who……surprisingly blend very well. Rin who doesn’t get along much with other people, suffering his life with Ai’s messiness, Haru’s dazed and one mind thinking, Sousuke who steals his bed and cola just to piss him off, gets along swimmingly with Rei.

The guy keeps his things neat and precise, works hard at what he wants, and most of all has classical music taste. Sure there is a few terrible pop rock and hard metal thrown in there but Mozart hits the right notes after a gruelling workout. Food is terrible though and Rei’s “I am fabulous and I know it” fashion sense is actually pretty cheesy and laughable. But meh he loves it. 

They go out to a few places which Australia has to offer and search for food spots and play with Winnie from time to time. Russel and Lori love Rei a bit too much in his opinion.

All in all, he likes hanging around with Rei more than he ever thought he would. He could probably live with Rei forever and wouldn't think twice about it.  

“What are you doing? It’s saturday night.”

“I am looking at some old photographs.” Rei’s face is screwed up in concentration before he looks up. “Don’t you have training?”

Rin scratches his cheek. “Yeah…..it got canceled. Its a fucking holiday this weekend and the pool isn’t open so I am staying put inside.” He sits beside Rei and picks up one of the pictures. “Why? Whats this all about?”

Rei furrows his eyebrows and looks down at the table, strewn with pictures from his childhood. “Its…..confusing.” He mutters. More to himself. 

Rin pokes through a few of them. Rei looks adorable in this one. No better in this one. No even better in this one. He smiles easy looking through all of them, kinda wishing he was there to see it all. Rei was so cuteHe is always cute, even when he had ketchup on his nose and a soggy burger in his hand. Somewhere in the back of his mind, a little alarm bell rings.  

Then he stumbles on some pictures where he is there. Standing next to Makoto, arguing with Haru or putting an arm around Rei and teasing him or having a glaring showdown with Sousuke. There is even one when he had his 18th birthday party. He is sitting on his bed, down with cold and all his friends around him. Cake on his bed and popping confetti in the background. He is glaring at the camera, prissy about being sick. He chuckles.

Rei starts. “What is it?” 

“Oh nothing. Wow we have changed huh? All grown and gone separate ways…”

“Rin-san.” There is terseness in that voice that Rin notices. “We have changed.”

“Yeah thats what I sai-”

“No no.” Rei points to the photos he had in his hands. One from the birthday party and the other taken last weekend when they both had gone to the zoo. Rin and Rei have their arms around each other’s shoulders and taking the selfie wonkily. Rin notices how happy they both are, and how close. He hadn’t noticed that before. The alarm in his head is banging a little louder now. Nearly drowning out Rei’s voice. “We have changed. You and me.”

Everyone else: i want _______ to debut

_______ deserves it!

________ doesn’t deserve it

_______ worked too hard

please vote for ________

Me: I WANT ALL 101 OF THEM TO DEBUT AT SOME POINT IN THEIR LIFE AND MNET HAS RUINED MY LIFE BY DOING THEIR EVIL ASS EDITING, GIVING MORE SCREENTIME TO OTHERS, AND ALL THIS OTHER BULLSHIT. I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY BUT SHOWS LIKE THIS WONT MAKE ME HAPPY. AT THIS POINT I DONT EVEN CARE WHO DEBUTS IN THE TOP 11 BECAUSE I LOVE THEM ALL AND I KNOW THEY WILL DEBUT AT A DIFFERENT TIME IF NOT WITH THE TOP 11. THIS SHOW, NO MATTER WHAT, WILL ALWAYS MAKE ME SAD AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME THEY’RE NOT SAD BECAUSE- ARENT WE ALL ATTACHED? 

Sonnet CII

My love is strength’ned, though more weak in seeming ;

I love not less, though less the show appear.

That love is merchandized whose rich esteeming

The owner’s tongue doth publish everywhere.

Our love was new, and then but in the spring,

When I was wont to greet it with my lays,

As Philomel in summer’s front doth sing

And stops her pipe in growth of riper days.

Not that the summer is less pleasant now

Than when her mournful hymns did hush the night,

But that wild music burdens every bough,

And sweets grown common lose their dear delight.

Therefore, like her, I sometimes hold my tongue,

Because I would not dull you with my song.

The Sideshow
Mistah F.A.B.
The Sideshow

Mistah F.A.B.- The Sideshow
hey yo trax, let me see what u got.
i dont rap if the beat dont knock,
i need bass, make it fast,
every girl in the place shakin ass.

yeah thats that bay shit, give it to her good that pussy stay wet,
i know what you want bitch, hook dont slap, you want that funk shit
well holler at traxamillion,
but dont fall in love n start catchin feelins,
he wont love you back, why would he?
flipped her n had a sideshow in her pussy,

wont stop doin donuts,
nothin goin change when the police show up,
burnin rubber in the streets of oakland,
bitch, what are you smokin??

BTS everyday problems
  • Jin: dont forget to brush your teeth taehyung namjoon didnt i tell u to not touch anything
  • Taehyung: but mom jungkook stole my toys
  • Jimin: what but he got me kookie are you breaking up with me
  • Jungkook: MOM jimin is sexually harrassing me again *screams loudly*
  • Jin: okay kids dont panic somebody go wake up yoongi jhope u do that namjoon sit in between jungkook and jimin in the car taehyung im coming to brush your teeth now
  • Jimin: kookie cant u see i love u please love me too were not even real family members so its not illegal
  • Hoseok: yoongi wake up my lil sunshine
  • Yoongi: *face of death*
  • Yoongi: im awake since hours
  • Taehyung: but jin i can do it myself
  • Jin: *brushes taes teeth* u cant do anything alone
  • Rapmon: mom Jimin isnt listening to me
  • Jungkook: dont touch me jimIN MOM say something
  • Yoongi: u all shut the fuck up now
  • Hoseok: aww thats my sunshine i missed u tonight
  • Yoongi: *glares and watches the situation*
  • Yoongi: where are my shoe-
  • Yoongi: *trips over mario plush*
  • Yoongi: MOOOOOM how often do i have to tell u PUT UR MARIO THE FUCK AWAY
  • Jin: yoongi dear dont use these ugly words go wash up here are so many germs okay namjoon jimin taehyung jungkook go sit down in the van
  • Jimin: *sits down next to jungkook*
  • Jungkook: u ok kid
  • Jungkook: *pulls out phone and starts listening to music*
  • Rapmon: mom i broke the seatbelt
  • Jimin: *kisses jungkooks neck*
  • Jungkook: mooom jimin wont stop
  • Jungkook: *glares at jimin*
  • Hoseok: *carries Yoongi to the van and sits down with him on his lap*
  • Yoongi: put me down THIS instant
  • Hoseok: but your foot is hurting
  • Hoseok: *turns to the others*
  • Hoseok: kookie stop sacrificing jimin to satan
  • Jungkook: oh yes, how can i sacrifice him to myself
  • Jimin: it only means u love me
  • Jin: now come tae everyone is waiting for u
  • Taehyung: but seokjin why do we have to go out
  • Jin: because we have a variety show today
  • Jin: *pushes tae next to drivers seat*
  • Jin: why do i have to deal with all of u
  • Jin: *closes door and looks at the van*
  • Jin: if im fast enough will i be able to run away now

y’all klance shippers are ruining this for everyone huh

i love klance and they’re one of the best relationship dynamics i’ve ever had the honors of seeing on tv and if y’all keep this up they’re gonna be salty about klance and consider changing the course of these show. i mean thats a possibility and it may not happen but still. think about the consequences

like im salty myself?? like at this point if they wanna stray away from klance i wont judge them like i am a p p a l l e d. they know klance and they know the fandom. stop ruining it for the rest of us.

If you have my dick
But not my heart
Baby theres no way that we can start
Anough me like lyme dead tick

If that body cum to quick
If my hands cant seem to stop
Shook like a bell when the paster wont stop
I cant let us play this song

It just goes that love
Is is my favorite tune
I use my words
Yet its better off cursed

If i have your body
And not your heart
I might as well be
Playing dead harp

Dont want a lover
To break my heart
My knife has gotten
Rather sharp

Yet it just goes to show
What i know
Yet if i got your body
And not your heart

Baby you better not let
This loving start
Or you’ll find
Ten years behind

You gave away your body
When he only wanted
Your heart