i love this scene to bits bye


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I love you. Both of you.


Sorry that it was a bit short. It took a while and I hope y'all like it! My hand is in pain, and I’m sorry that some of it looks better than others but I tried. Anyway I will indeed be back with more when I get the chance cause no one likes a cliff hanger. P.s. My name is Ashlyn I’m 13, and I love Bendy&Boris’s Quest for þr Ink machine and it behind the scenes! :D Bye!!



anonymous asked:

Tim fic prompts: just let him be happy please. tim deserves all the happiness. If you want something specific, maybe him being the annoying little sibling that he is (he's the second youngest batkid and is a snarky little shit he's probably incredibly irritating no matter how 'mature' he's supposed to be okay) or getting into silly teenage shenanigans. Or bruce being like. a good dad and not ignoring him that would be nice. hugs. THIS WAS VERY LONG AND IM SORRY AND I LOVE YOUR FICS! Bye! :D

Okay I know this was supposed to just be a happy, silly, fluffy Tim fic. And I promise that’s all it was supposed to be especially the silly bit. But then the idea of Bruce thinking back on his happiest memories of/with Tim after he “died” hit me out of freakin’ nowhere and the end scene happened… I’m sorry, I don’t know why I can’t just write happy things :(

There is giggling coming from the kitchen. Bruce pauses to listen some more. Another peal of giggles. He frowns. Odd. Alfred doesn’t giggle. Damian certainly doesn’t giggle so publicly. And Dick isn’t due home for at least two more days. Proceeding with caution, he slides forward on polka-dot-sock clad feet and peaks around the doorframe.

Bruce blinks.

Blinks again.

Turns away to stare at the painting of a young girl with a dog watching him from the opposite wall. "Am I hallucinating?“ he wonders.

“You are if you’re talking to paintings,” Alfred intones from beside him and Bruce refuses to admit that he jumps. Just a little bit. Mostly on the inside. The butler raises an eyebrow, very pointedly not smiling at him as he offers, “Would you like some afternoon tea, sir?”

Bruce follows him into the kitchen, staring openly at where his daughter and second youngest son are still sitting on floor amid a settling cloud of flour. “Hey B!” Tim grins, tears of mirth cutting a path through the white powder dusting his cheeks. He shakes his head and more flour falls out of his hair. Cass is leaning against his side, still giggling uncontrollably as she slaps a hand against her brother’s chest, leaving a perfect flour handprint that only makes her laugh harder.

“What-” Bruce starts, then realises he has no idea how to start asking questions about such a ridiculous situation.

“Master Tim and Miss Cassandra were trying to bake cookies, sir,” Alfred explains with a completely straight face. His pants are dusted from ankle to knee in the same mess that’s coating his floor. White footprints show his path from the bench to the door and back again.

“B!” Tim exclaims a second time. He tries to stand but the slippery floor and Cass’s grip on his ankle make him topple forward, arms pinwheeling. The movement sends him stumbling into Bruce, who automatically wraps his arms around him in an awkward hug so that he doesn’t end up on the floor again.

“Yes, Tim?” he replies, unable to hide the smile playing around the corners of his mouth.

“I had an idea,” his second youngest tells him, rubbing his cheek against Bruce’s shoulder a little and grinning up at him, eyes bright and cheeks flushed red from laughing. Looking every inch his sixteen years of age.

“Oh?” Bruce prompts when Tim doesn’t continue.

His son nods, the action getting flour from his hair on Bruce’s neck and chin. “It was a very good idea.”

Bruce opens his mouth to ask what exactly this very good idea was when he hears a muffled giggle from behind him, the only warning he gets before Cass launches herself at his back. He stumbles a little under the added weight but manages to stay upright, Tim clinging to his front, Cass hanging off his back. Suddenly, he has a suspicion about what Tim’s idea was.

“Tim.” The teen blinks innocently up at him. “This was your idea, wasn’t it?”

Tim’s grin widens. “White’s a good colour on you, B,” he says seriously. “Really shows off the grey in your hair.”

Cass hums in amused agreement, ruffling Bruce’s hair to spread the fine powder through it. Bruce rolls his eyes but he can’t find it in himself to be exasperated or annoyed, not when his usually serious children are so gleeful.

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“Master Bruce?!”

Bruce doesn’t even realise he’s crying until Alfred’s alarmed voice has his head snapping up to stare at the butler through tear-blurred vision. He wipes at his eyes hastily, doing little to stop the tears streaking down his cheeks, only succeeding in smudging more flour across his face.

“I was just grabbing the cereal,” he begins, hating the way his voice cracks. “I knocked over the flour, I meant to clean it up, I just-” His breath catches and he has to stop and compose himself. 

Alfred is watching him with sad eyes, the pain etched into his wrinkled face making it clear that the scene had reminded him of the same thing it reminded Bruce of. He steps forward, skirts around the powder and its shattered ceramic container to wet a cloth. “Why don’t you clean yourself up?” he suggests, handing Bruce the cloth and gently pushing him toward a seat at the kitchen table. “I’ll deal with this mess.”

Bruce wipes the flour off his face and arm, dabbing at where it’s caught on his clothing, silent while Alfred gets a dustpan and brush and sweeps up the spilled flour. He’d done it last time as well, he remembers, sending them off to shower and change while he cleaned up. He doesn’t remember whether Cass and Tim ended up making the cookies or whether Alfred did it after they were banished from his kitchen, but he remembers eating them after they came back from patrol. Sitting at the Cave’s computer with Tim leaning over his shoulder, excitedly explaining how he’d put together the evidence to solve their latest case. 

He’d taken it for granted at the time, having Tim there, hadn’t even thanked him for his help, and now he’ll never get the chance.

Private Investigator/Detective!Ren AU

Originally posted by defbeoms

Genre;; detective!au i guess and PI!au which are my absolute FAVE aus i love police shows +++ FLUFF??

Warnings;; none i mean not that i know of there’s mention of a robbery & kidnapping so?

Pairing;; Choi Minki/Ren x reader

Summary;; Minki is an annoying PI who keeps solving the case before the police even find a single lead, that is, until you two meet…

Style;; bullet point because i am not in the MOOD TO WRITE FULLY – gender neutral + stuff

Word Count; 3071

So;; this is my first AU that I’m posting and it’s one that i’ve wanted to write for a long time so!! I hope that it’s good and that yall enjoy it; i love minki so i really wanted to do this uhh watch when half on my aus on here are minki stuff lmao bye; idk;; uhhh lets goooo

  • there is not a single human on the police force that doesn’t despise the annoying PI choi Minki or,, ‘Ren’ as he likes to be called
  • dumb name right (not i love you Minki i’m sorry)
  • he somehow always manages to get to the scene of a crime before the police even know the crime has occurred like… how??
  • he’s always rubbing it into their faces when they turn up as he’s leaving with bags of evidence like
  • ‘oh you’re a bit late aren’t you??’
  • anyway
  • you’re a new detective on the police force straight out of police school or whatever;; specialised in profiling ooh go you!!
  • everyone kind of;; treats you badly because uhh newbie makes the tea and coffee that’s their job??
  • but they still spill all the tea about Minki to you because he is CONSTANTLY aggravating them and refusing to work with the police;;
  • it takes 2 weeks for them to even invite you along to a case;;
  • a woman in her 90s who lived with her 20 year old granddaughter had her sapphire pendant stolen while she was in the house how sad :( poor granny
  • and when you get there,, guess who is there
  • you’re right, it’s ‘private investigator Ren’ wow who’d’ve guessed??
  • you shuffle into the room following your colleagues and straight away you look at him and realise wow;; this guy is;;; beautiful how come they mentioned how annoying he is and not how beautiful this man is??
  • it doesn’t take long for him to realise you’re staring at him mainly because all of your colleagues are scrambling to collect what’s left of the evidence while you’re just,, stood still like a rock (uhh medusa beauty much??)
  • so,, as he stuffs his notebook into his pocket he walks over to you and hands you… his business card
  • ‘call me anytime’
  • he nods as he slips the card into your hand,,, WINKING, and then he leaves lol
  • you just give him a look like ;; what;; and get on with your work but… that darn beautiful man is on your mind gO AWAY Minki FFFFF
  • I mean that is until the next day when you wake up to an angry phone call because…
  • the uncooperative PI Ren has rang the police force and asked to speak to,, well what seems to be,, you??
  • I mean he described you as ‘that new detective that looked like a rabbit in the headlights and had no idea what they were doing but seemed to really enjoy staring at my face’ is he wrong tho i think not
  • So;; you rise out of bed because wow your co worker seemed mad and you do nOT WANT TO MISS OUT ON THIS OPPORTUNITY
  • Mainly because you wanted to find out how the hell he could solve things so fast but
  • Also because uhh he is a beautiful specimen who would turn that down??

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▌a review: Book of the Atlantic

~read after the jump at your own risk~
Kuroshitsuji: Book of the Atlantic
劇場版「黒執事 Book of the Atlantic」

Alright, this post contains very specific spoilers for the new film in Japan! 

I’ve watched it twice during the premiere weekend. I’m writing this as a personal keepsake for myself, but am allowing others to read, share, and discuss. For the love of all things kuro, read at your own risk!! 

I recommend you bookmark all reviews, and wait to read them until after you watch the movie yourself. 

I promise you it will be worth the wait when you can just enjoy the experience yourself first!!

If you want a tl;dr basic little review, see the first point. If you want to spoil yourself rotten with each and every specific detail that stood out to me in whatever way, skip down to the second point. Your own risk!! 

basic review

The movie was beautifully animated despite having spare brief moments of questionable budget. It moved in a steady pace without feeling too slow or fast, and felt like a creepy thriller. It is packed with violence, gore, and a threat of danger. All of the major scenes and moments that make the Campania arc complete were included in the film, and I loved it enough to watch it multiple times in one weekend. I would watch it a third time in theatres and will definitely preorder the bluray and soundtrack!

a very detailed spoiler review

warning: there are spoilers after this jump & it is a long read. bring tea.


8-26-2017 “That butler, resting” blu-ray comic translation
8-25-2017 Japanese blu-ray release
8-25-2017 I’m creating & linking edits that coincide with this review!

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hey so i’m way too lazy to make a separate twitter for spoilers so i’m dumping my kh 0.2 liveblog here, under a cut! it is RIFE with SPOILERS so this is your fair warning about that. also, since cuts don’t work on mobile, PLEASE SCROLL LIKE THE WIND if you are on your phone and averse to these things

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anonymous asked:

Hey ! I love what you do ! Could you please write the scene of episode 13 with point of view of nevra ? Thanks !

A/N: Hi~ I finally did this!! Sorry for taking such a long time to do it! >.< It´s a bit late as we more or less have all the info from this, but well, yeah! I hope somehow you enjoy reading it? 

Also, thank you so much for liking what I write! It´s nothing that amazing, but thank you >\<

Well, enjoy :3


Nevra thought that his relationship with Gardienne was getting better as he took her to the beach and talked for a while, not worrying about anything else, just taking their time talking about many things.

It was when Miiko requested him to go see her, together with the other Guard leader and tell him what she wished to do to Gardienne that the problems arise.

Nevra didn´t wish to do such a filthy thing to Gardienne. As the first one to showing his disgust to Miiko, he hoped to somehow change her mind. But…he wasn't able to. As he heard the other´s opinions and not having any other solution to the problem they were facing, Nevra found himself accepting it, not letting his emotions and opinion get in its way.

When Gardienne came to seek for his help to make the “presence-clouding potion”, Nevra swallowed hard and with cold blood, accepted her request.

As they made the potion, Nevra did his best to not tell her the truth, him, the one that is known as the best at keeping top secret missions confidential to everyone, saw difficulties to hide it from her. But who could blame him? 

The guilt was big, but he didn´t tell her. 

The night before Gardienne having to drink the potion, he looked at her happy face as she chatted with everyone, excited and shocked from the surprise party that Chrome and everyone else made for her, wanting to lift up her morel.

He talked lively with her as well and also got embarrassed as she got to know some of his previous conquests and the obsession the previous cook had for him, and yet, the thought of betraying her trust haunted him.

Even when he was sleeping, he dreamt of what would happen if she found the truth behind the potion. He begged to Oracle for her to not find out…

…but the Oracle wasn´t on his side as the next day came and Gardienne stormed inside the laboratory room, demanding him to tell her what the potion actually did. Once she said to him what was the potions purpose, he corrected her and said the truth to her, still trying to persuade her to drink the potion.

As Gardienne kept refusing to drink the potion, when she turned around, Nevra drank the potion, grabbing her by the wrist, turning her around, kissing her deeply, transferring the potion to her mouth, certifying that she swallowed it. 

Nevra felt her trying to push him but he didn’t let her go, it was only once he was sure she had drunk the potion that he freed her, only to be met with a hard slap on his face.

It was when Gardienne orders him to leave her alone and he got in his room that he let everything sink down…

He was doomed in so many levels that he knew nothing would be the same ever again and feelings of guilt would haunt him during the day while hunting him during the night in his sleep.

Behind The Scenes Pt. 19

Summary: The reader is Jensen’s girlfriend (fiancé) and also a cast member of the show. Discover their journey to parent hood and marriage as they go.

Author: deanwinchester-af

Characters: Jensen, Reader, Jared and Cast Cameos.

Pairings: Single!Jensen x Actress!Reader

Words: 1.8k+

Warnings: None.


A/N: One part before it’s hiatus for this series…  Please, check this announcement. Hope y’all like this, feedback is appreciated it.



“I’m not leaving you alone, Y/N!” Jensen shouted.

You burst into laughter when Jensen messed up his line by saying your name. He hid himself from the camera by resting his head on your shoulder. His lips touching your neck as he laughed. Your dark curls covering his face.

“Don’t you dare to leave me alone, Jay!” You shouted with an over dramatic tone.

Everyone around you were laughing their ass off. It wasn’t any day when Jensen messed up genuinely. Usually it was just to make you laugh in the middle of a scene. Today was an exception, Jensen was messing up his lines. He step back after kissing your neck softly and getting back into his mark.

“And… Action!” Bob shouted.

You breathed in, waiting for Jensen to storm into the room with his Dean’s frustrated scowl. Jensen slammed the door open, making your character step up from the bed quickly. Jensen give you his best Dean’s hurt eyes. You sighed, acting sad because Katherine already know Dean’s knows.

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Things I hope for in Game of Thrones season 7 that actually might happen

Part 1 of a series 

This is the ‘I’m not asking for much version’

in no particular order

  1. - Stark reunion ( I know the chances are small, but I really want a JonxArya reunion)
  2. More Ghost
  3. Dany to burn people and others telling her she really shouldn’t 
  4. Littlefinger must die
  5. Mellisandre must absolutely not ever change her mind and have a magic ‘Oh my god, not Jon but Dany is the promised prince!’ moment. NO.
  6. I need Mell to live too, btw
  7. Mell and Arya reunion. Shortlived is fine. 
  8. I know I’m a rare woman, but I want Cersei to live. Lena Heady is my girl.
  9. I want Sansa’s wig to be decent. Preferably a little better than decent.
  10. Jon to choke littlefinger
  11. Jaime must be done with Cersei’s shit
  12. Jon should tell Theon he won’t kill him cause he saved Sansa’s life
  13. Davos’ badass speeches about what the hell actually really matters
  14. Bran to have a dream or a ‘his eyes turn white’ attack (I can’t come up with the name woops) of Rhaegar (and Lyanna). 
  15. Sansa finding out Jon is not her big bro
  16. Jon being awkward cause people call him your grace
  17. Jon continues to wear his Ned Cloak
  18. Arya can kill some more Freys if she wants
  19. NYMERIA!
  20. All the Dornish characters must die. Including Ellaria, which hurts my season four heart, I loved her back then, she was once well cast. (Not anymore DIE Dorne DIE!)
  21. One of Dany’s dragons is killed/dies/lost/taken away from her. Something’s gotta give here
  22. The Dothraki to really not belong in Westeros. It’s cold. 
  23. Someone to explain to me why Stannis never sat on that hideous throne in Dragonstone. Did Dany have it made? Seems like something she would do
  24. Developments of Mereen to be at least mentioned 
  25. Can Sansa please PLEASE kiss Jon’s cheek? PLEASE??
  26. Someone to cut off a person or Dany when they’re reciting all her stupid titles 
  27. Qeuiyburn must die (I know that’s not how you write his name)
  28. Since they ruined his character, I want Varys to go too. Looking at show version Varys just pisses me off now
  29. Bran must warg everything he gets his hands (brain?) on. It’s cool.
  30. Bran riding a horse on his special saddle
  31. A proper Jon and Sansa saying good bye scene 
  32. Sansa advising Jon, Jon actually listening 
  33. Jon to tell Littlefinger something a bit like : ‘Why don’t you grow a dick so I can cut it off’. Sansa can say it too, but Kit’s Northern accent. 
  34. Flashback, Flashbacks, Flashbacks. I need the confirmation of my theories. Preferably all of them. Thank you. 
  35. I want to see either Highgarden or Casterly Rock, both would be great too.
  36. Lyanna Mormont and Margaery’s grandma having no one’s shit. 
  37. Tormund confessing his love to Brienne 
  38. Sansa making clothes for Bran and Arya too 
  39. Sansa and Jon scene in the Godswood
  40. Tyrion not having the best quote of the season 
  41. Greyworm and the girl who’s name I always forget cause she’s so boring having an actual interesting storyline
  42. Dany not to be fire resistant 
  43. Dany not to be naked 
  44. Dany to have more than one facial expression 

Okay these last five should be in the ‘I know I’m asking for a lot’ version. damn. 

I feel like I’m missing characters and/or storylines out, but everyone’s just dead now. 

A few more of my fave Sonny Carisi moments for @do-me-carisi and whatever treat she has in store for us!!  I hope it’s not to late to submit more. 

A while back, an anon asked me my top 5 fave Sonny moments and I never got around to answering. I’m SORRY!! Life has been hella hectic. So please accept this as your answer too, though I don’t know if I can pick only 5 and not sure I can get an absolute fave moment because Sonny has so many facets to his personality that I love. <3

I know a lot of people are probably going WTF? this is a fave? lol. It is and allow me to elaborate. While a lot of fans were distracted by the stache and the lame new guy schtick, I was totally fascinated with this awkward, brash character and it was in this scene that I realized that underneath all the silliness they brought him in with, Sonny was a “think outside the box” seeker of justice kind of character and was going to be hella entertaining!   I’m STILL lol'ing at Liv saying “we don’t do that here”  OMG HAHAHA. OH GIRL YOU KILL ME!! Have you met YOU??  Sonny had already sized the situation up and he was dead right. That girl smelled the sympathy bullshit a mile away, she needed a man to shoot the shit with her because that’s all she was familiar with. Sonny’s initial instinct was the catalyst to solving the crime and right here in episode one, Sonny was right!

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Christmas Movie Edition: Love Actually

This is it, people. It’s the day after Christmas, I’ve consumed more white wine in the past two days than the entire cast of Real Housewives of Orange County did all of last season and now I’ve been smacked by a soul-sucking stomach virus as retribution. So there’s only one thing left to do—take on the Mount Everest of Christmas movies. Oh yes, I’m talking about LOVE. FUCKING. ACTUALLY. Gird your loins.

00:00:37 Crikey, I always forget about the 9/11 airport angle they tried to shoehorn into this shit. Nobody looks that happy at the airport, NOBODY. I step foot into LaGuardia and instantly morph into a gremlin after midnight.

00:02:44 “Oh! Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole!” Billy Mack is what my insides look and sound like.  

00:06:21 Drinking game: Take a shot every time you see a hideous turtleneck, sweater vest or any other form of aggressively patterned topwear.

00:07:14 DRINK, BITCHES. Also, Chiwetel Egiofor, you are a Commander of the Order of the British Empire—just say no to magenta on your goddamn wedding day.

However, fabulous lady behind you in the feathery magenta hat? YOU. BETTA. WERK.

00:08:30 “Anything to put off actually running a country.” Too real, Hugh Grant, too real.

00:10:04 Chiwetel Magentiofor is marrying Keira Knightley, who’s dressed like a glamorous chicken, so obviously these two are made for each other.

00:10:27 FOR GOD SAKES, LAURA LINNEY. You are a four-time Emmy-winning, three-time Tony-nominated, THREE-TIME OSCAR-NOMINATED WHIRLWIND OF TALENT. Who let you wear this crochet foreskin on your head to a wedding? WHO?

00:11:22 “Oh, pardon me, sorry about that, just have to shove my trombone under the church pew.” I hate everyone at this wedding.

00:12:23 Keira Knightley is mainlining champagne at her own wedding reception which, if I had a full cockatoo nesting in my updo, I would be, too.

00:13:46 “Colin, you’re a lonely, ugly asshole. And you must accept it.” Tony knows what’s up.

00:16:25 I know this is supposed to be a funeral and all but is there no indoor heat in the U.K.? Why is everyone and their mother dressed like they’re trudging through the tundra?  

00:16:41 Cue Natasha Richardson-related tears here.

00:18:17 Cue Alan Rickman-related tears here. Genuinely terrified of the day when everyone I know and love from Love Actually will have passed. Except for that fuckturd Colin. He can leave this earth at any time.

00:18:42 Double sweater-vest horror for the price of one. Drink and then drink again.  

00:19:28 Side drinking game: take a shot for every HR violation in this movie. GOODBYE LIVER, GOODBYE WORLD. 

00:22:24 Ok, so sometimes I’m Billy Mack but all the time, I’m his fat manager.

00:24:01 We’re just going to have to set up an IV of Hennessy for the entirety of the Prime Minister Hugh Grant/Not-Really-Fat-At-All Natalie subplot. Also anything involving that turtleneck trollop, Mia.

00:28:04 “No one’s ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.” Literally years of one-on-one sessions and NOT ONE therapist has ever summed up my life problems as succinctly as Emma Thompson just did.  

00:30:30 Laura Linney, I’m docking an Emmy for every godforsaken butterfly clip pinned to your already hideous sweater. I AM NOT FUCKING AROUND.  

00:33:20 We’re discussing Non-Fat Natalie’s non-fat thighs whilst in the Prime Minister’s office. You know what to do.

00:35:16 Me

00:36:40 Kentucky Fried Keira might be wearing one of those wildlife-killing plastic soda rings around her neck. Sartorially offensive and environmentally irresponsible. 

00:36:55 Professor Snape just smacked Sad Laura Linney in the workplace but she is wearing a sweater that looks like it’s knitted from the stomach spew of a drunkard, so she 100% deserves it.

00:37:33 The Turtleneck Trollop is trying to seduce Professor Snape in this getup. Girl, it literally looks like you wrapped your English muffin in origami. DO LESS.

00:39:19 Oh for fuck’s sake, I totally forgot about that “Mr. Darcy boinks the Portuguese help” subplot. Can anyone be employed in this fudging movie without penetrating their coworkers? Anyone?! NOT EVEN THE FUCKING PRESIDENT CAN KEEP IT IN HIS PANTS.

00:44:42 The Prime Minister just basically launched WWIII because he wants Non-Fat Natalie’s non-fat thighs all to himself. Sadly, this doesn’t seem all that far-fetched considering our current batshit political climate.

00:46:47 I’m not saying I’ve recreated this exact dance in my underpants whilst alone in my apartment but I am saying it’s happened a couple thousand times.  

00:49:03 I’m going to need an entire dissertation paper on why the Portuguese help had to disrobe down to her underpants but Colin Firth got to keep on THREE LAYERS OF SHIRTS when they go into the lake for his dump typewritten pages. I want that shit APA style and with full citations and multiple sections dedicated to the Mr. Darcy wet-shirt scene from Pride and Prejudice, you hear me? Also, you should be chugging alcohol straight from a garbage can based on the HR violations in this scene alone.  

00:53:11 “I know you’ve never particularly warmed to me.” Well, Kentucky Fried Keira, that might be because you insist upon dressing like the homeless pigeon lady from Home Alone 2.

00:58:02 THIS BITCH. We all know that this bitch just wants to have her own private audience with the Prime Minister’s prime minister and that’s why she’s size-shaming Non-Fat Natalie’s non-fat thighs. If we’re gonna get real, girl, Chris Kirkpatrick had your hairstyle for most of the ’90s and it ain’t doing you no favors, either.

01:03:21 Now, we can all agree that Thomas Brodie-Sangster was one of the cutest children to ever walk the planet, but we’ve got to talk about the hair height on this poor child. Exactly how many foreheads does he actually have under there?

01:04:12 FOUR FLOWER BROOCHES? That’s it, Laura Lonely, I’m taking away your Golden Globes, too.

01:05:37 The Turtleneck Trollop is wearing devil horns to the office Christmas party. At least you can’t accuse her of subtlety.

01:10:10 Laura Lonely is trying to get all up on her co-worker Karl because he looks like he stars in the porn parody of Aladdin but she keeps getting clam-jammed by her unwell brother and it’s just like CAN SOMEONE CUT LAURA LINNEY A GODDAMN BREAK IN THIS MOVIE? She had to go topless for this bullshit and is constantly covered in hideous brooches and FOR WHAT? Not even a little jammin’ of the clammin’ from real-life Aladdin? FOR SHAME.

01:18:05 The Turtleneck Trollop coerced Professor Snape into buying her jewelry without even serving up her English muffin to him yet. She’s a grade-A slutbag but you gotta admit, she’s masterful. Also, if I were on the brink of breaking up a marriage and ruining a family, it would have to be for something that doesn’t look a gold nugget that’s been pooped out and put on a string.

01:20:04 Listen to me: I adore Alan Rickman and mourn his passing on a near-daily basis but the way he says “yogurt” has haunted me for fifteen fucking years and now even more so because I’ve discovered AN ENTIRE SONG OF IT.

01:25:25 Know how you know Colin’s is the worst subplot of Love Actually? It’s soundtracked to not only “Smooth” but also “Wherever You Will Go.” It goes without saying but we’ll be skipping his scenes from here on out.

01:29:39 Try to argue that Emma Thompson didn’t deserve an Oscar nomination for these three minutes of exceptional acting alone. YOU CAN’T.

01:32:34 This woman only had one scene and she and her overacting eyebrow were going to make it COUNT.

01:34:43 I yell out “I HATE UNCLE JAMIE” at least twice a week, for no reason at all. I wish I was kidding.

01:36:36 The last we see of Laura Lonely, she’s hugging her brother which, okay, cute, but we both know you’d rather be hugging that beautifully tanned Aladdin dick. WE BOTH KNOW IT.

01:37:59 Okay, so we’re at the scene. And I have SO MANY QUESTIONS. Firstly, how did Rick Grimes know that Kentucky Fried Keira was going to answer the door and not Chiwetel Magentiofor? What was the back-up plan, with you standing there with a boom box and notecards declaring your undying love for his wife? What if KFK didn’t play along with the carol singers bit? MANY QUESTIONS, NO ANSWERS. But, real talk, if a dude looking like Andrew Lincoln showed up to my door with all of this fuckery, I would relocate myself into that perfect little chin dimple of his and never come back out, bye.

01:41:10 I am 100% behind this old-man ship between Billy Mack and his fat manager. Which I think also means that I ship myself, er, with myself. Sounds about right.

01:42:12 That earth-shaking screech you just heard was my soul leaving its earthly form due to the fact that a movie about Christmas SPELLED FUCKING CHRISTMAS WRONG.

01:43:41 Why didn’t the Prime Minister just take the goddamn envelope with Non-Fat Natalie’s return address on it for when he searched for her apartment? I’m legitimately getting a migraine from trying to make this movie make any sense.

01:52:09 Yes, the performing kids are adorable but the sparkly scarf-wearing, obviously-gay back-up singing teacher is the real winner of the Christmas talent show. 

02:01:25 What is this half-yarmulke that Mini Mariah is wearing to the airport? Also, Five-Head Tommy wouldn’t be able to catch Mini Mariah in time because Heathrow is the seventh circle of hell and also when the guards do catch him, he 100% would be interrogated in the tiny terrorism room because of 9/11 but no, racial profiling and ARGAPSGAIHATGAEIS.

02:04:46 Mr. Darcy is proposing to his Portuguese help even though he doesn’t know her and only spent a few weeks talking at her but she has a cute little lower back tattoo and that’s all he needs to know! Also, I love Colin Firth as an actor but his on-screen kisses look like those adult virgin couples smooching for the first time at their wedding. What is your hand doing? 

02:09:31 And now we’re back at the airport and all of the subplots have woven together unrealistically and everyone’s hugging and not miserable and I STILL HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. Like how are Kentucky Fried Keira and Rick Grimes going to hang out with Chiwetel Magentiofor like nothing happened? Does he ever find out? Does the weight of their collective lie ruin their beautiful biracial marriage? Also, does Emma Thompson go crazy from resentment over Professor Snape cheating on her and kill him in a rage soundtracked to Joni Mitchell? And how does Non-Fat Natalie handle the public pressure of dating the Prime Minister? And does she use her vag power to have him fire Chris Kirkpatrick who shamed her non-fat thighs? AND WHERE THE FUCK DID LAURA LINNEY GO? Someone send me Pepto-Bismol and a new brain, please and thank you. 

ok someone messaged me about william calling mulder “fox” so I thought i’d share my headcanon:

when william is a toddler and finally able to pick up on things/say words, maggie comes over to visit and of course she calls mulder “fox”. which technically william has heard before but he never really grasped until this moment. so he asks why grandma is calling daddy “fox” and maggie explains that that’s his first name. and william freaks out he is howling with laughter he can’t believe that’s a real name and he runs through the house yelling “FOX! FOX! FOX!!!” and mulder is just like “maggie what have you done??”

and when william is a bit older and learning how to spell he walks around the house chanting “F-O-X, Fox!” and scully buys him a tiny stuffed fox that he can’t sleep without and mulder really learns to love his first name again.

One of my favorite things is giffing the most “blink and you’ll miss it” moments. For instance this bit from Bye Bye Butterfree:

I love the way she looks at him just enough to notice that he’s crying before going on to say something to cheer him up a little. Or this scene from The Ninja Poké-Showdown (which I’ll post tomorrow)–this part is hard to miss–

–but this, coming right after, and the way her hands follow him for a bit still to hold him if necessary:

Idk, I just love the thoughtfulness that went into animating this sort of stuff.

  • mom: so how was your da-
  • me: thor's characterization in aou was so on point tho. he was just the perfect amount of cocky at times, and also had some of the funniest moments. then we have the fighting scenes, he dominated them tbh, i loved every bit. and let's not forget the visibly growing friendship he has with steve, something i never knew i needed till i saw it. the moves they did with the hammer and steve's shield?? i mean did they practice this while in the avengers tower on their down time?? thor giving steve an asgardian drink?? bros 4 lyfe. let's definitely not forget thor in midgardian clothes, hot af if ya ask me. don't even get me started on his messy ponytail. hoodied thor was the cutest thing i've seen and also-

alyxblythe  asked:

Yesss, you should post the rumors or incidents. I'd be interested to read them.

Alright alyxblythe these are some of the main ones I have heard. Tbh I they aren’t too outlandish but I don’t believe Topher Grace is a rude person (I will explain my opinions at the end), but let me know what you think of these, I’d love to hear your thoughts guys!

1) On E! True Hollywood Story’s behind the scenes special about That ‘70s Show, they filmed a bit about the series finale episode. Right so obviously Topher and Ashton both returned to make guest appearances. However, right after filming it, Topher immediately got into his car and drove away without saying good-bye to every person part of the show while Ashton was emotional and sad that the show was over and remained behind with the rest of the cast/crew.

2) Remember Ashton’s show Punk’d? Well on his show, he had punk’d every single main member of That ‘70s Show (Wilmer numerous times and Mila twice), and they all signed releases allowing Ashton to air them on TV, except topher. Topher has stated that the reason Ashton never punk’d him is because he would never sign the release if he was ever to be punk’d. In response to this, people have said ‘but why not? Ashton’s worked with him for years on That ‘70s Show and being punk’d is funny but not embarassing, and many, many celebrities have been punk’d.’

3) People say he was ungrateful and unloyal to the show that launched his career. He could have worked on his other projects while filming That ‘70s Show, or had made Eric become at least a recurring role at least. But he chose to leave the show when it was doing so well, at a time that was only convenient to him.

4) On the special features of the season 5 DVD, when Danny was talking about all the cast members he didn’t mention Topher, meaning he and Topher are not friends.

So about that E! True Hollywood Story thing: They were only trying to stir up some drama. Seriously, E! is a celebrity news company. It’s kind of their job to blow things out of proportion. Anyway, Topher actually filmed his scenes for the final episode of That ‘70s Show *before* the episode was shot in front of the live audience due to his commitments with Spiderman 3. Ashton was there on the day that they filmed in front of a live audience; Topher wasn’t. The people in the audience who were lucky enough to attend that taping can confirm this if you’re for some reason suspicious.

It’s not that uncommon for people to choose to leave shows. Don’t forget that Ashton left too. They had both been on the show for a long time, and perhaps they were afraid of being typecast in the future. Also, you don’t know that Topher could have done the other things and filmed That ‘70s Show at the same time; some movies have clauses in their contracts that require the actors to be there whether they’re in the scenes or not. TV shows have the same, and obviously a person can’t be in two places at once.

Not wanting to be punk’d doesn’t make him mean. Maybe he didn’t think Punk’d was funny and didn’t want to be embarrassed like that on camera? Or he’s more of a private person? He has stated he didn’t want to sign a release, and Ashton was simply respecting his authority.

I could go on. But I’ll leave you to your own devices. Oh btw here’s this-

(fun fact that guy on the left is Danny’s brother Christopher (aka Todd the cheese guy from s4e19)


  • Oikawa: Mattsun, I'm sorry for what happened last night.
  • Hanamaki: What happened?
  • Matsukawa: Nothing.
  • Oikawa: Well, I was a bit drunk and I thought Mattsun's futon was Iwa-chan's so I hugged him and kissed him on the neck.
  • Hanamaki: So those were the sounds I heard!
  • Matsukawa: In my defense, Oikawa's a decent kisser and anyone waking up that way would let out a pleasure moan.
  • Hanamaki: Same thing happened to me in middle school.
  • Matsukawa: Really? What guy drunkenly kissed you while you were sleeping?
  • [They look at each other in horrified realization]
  • Matsukawa: Uh, you're okay with us not hanging out for a couple of weeks?
  • Hanamaki: Totally.
  • Matsukawa: Okay, see you.
  • Hanamaki: Bye, I'll miss you.

George Harrison, Saturday Night Live, 20 November 1976

Photo: Richard E. Aaron

The following is an archived interview from India Today, published on 31 December 1976.

India Today, 31 December 1976

“Why turn to the West?”

I love India because the ancient traditions remain: George Harrison

“I’ve cum here to do things, don’t have to do any interviews.“ George Harrison’s mid-Atlantic Liverpudlian accent firmly ruled out all meetings with the Press during his recent stay at Bombay’s Taj Mahal hotel. The 33-year-old ex-Beatle still sells records for the millions (his latest album "33 1/3“ is currently high on the USA’s charts), but manages to do so with a rare minimum of live appearances and an almost paranoid hatred of all publicity. Nevertheless, he finally relented, and in an hour-long exclusive interview agreed to talk to India Today about the Beatles, India and his personal life-style.

India Today: George, do you see yourself as having got off the pop-star merry-go-round?

Harrison: My God, yes! It was such a strain having to live up to people’s conceptions of the Beatles and not be able to do what I really wanted to do. I’m not knocking it - man, I’ve done it all: got drunk, fooled around, done crazy things and had a great time. But that’s not where it’s at. It’s O.K. for a while, but finally you want something deeper. I think that we all ought to increase our God-consciousness and try and find a purpose in life.

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