i love this part!!


I’m not sure what this is but here it is anyway


I’m such a sucker for uncle Lance;;

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hc that Preston and Nerf’s egg never ran away but rather… Jasper was watching all this unfold from afar and decided that now was as good a time as any for ghostly intervention

i hope lover boy lance is having a good day


See, back in my freshman year, we discovered that our Austrian university was actually being run by an evil dean and her vampire cult.
Naturally. They’d been sacrificing girls to this…monstrous creature under the campus for centuries, and I was next. Really should’ve gone to that safety school.